According to Jim

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The Truck Jim is unable to transport the girls' papier-mache grizzly bear to school because he lost his truck in an arm-wrestling match and refuses to ask for it back.

Sat 11/21 4:00-4:30pm TBS

The Toilet When Cheryl decides to remodel the bathroom, Jim insists that it include a stainless-steel toilet that talks.

Mon 11/23 4:00-4:30pm TBS

Trashed Cheryl asks Jim to put the kids' artwork in storage, but he disposes of it elsewhere, thinking Cheryl will not notice.

Mon 11/23 4:30-5:00pm TBS

The Marriage Bank Jim agrees to go to a couples seminar, hoping Cheryl will reciprocate by letting him go on a fishing trip with Andy.

Tue 11/24 4:00-4:30pm TBS

Everyone Gets Dumped Jim develops a friendship with Dana's new boyfriend, despite the fact that the guy dumped Cheryl years ago.

Tue 11/24 4:30-5:00pm TBS

A Vast Difference Jim chickens out of having a vasectomy, but Cheryl is so effusive in her praise that he is unable to admit that he did not go through with it.

Wed 11/25 4:00-4:30pm TBS

The Christmas Party A neighbor invites the whole family to a Christmas party except Jim, who has been feuding with the host.

Wed 11/25 4:30-5:00pm TBS

The Empty Gesture Cheryl gets stranded on the roof retrieving a tablecloth for Thanksgiving dinner, and no one notices her absence until she disables the television.

Thu 11/26 4:00-4:30pm TBS

Poking the Bear Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).

Thu 11/26 4:30-5:00pm TBS

Dress to Kill Me Jim is worried Kyle is turning into a sissy when he insists on dressing as Cinderella for Halloween.

Fri 11/27 4:00-4:30pm TBS

The Garage Door Cheryl and Dana are forced to smash their way out of a locked garage because they ignored Jim's lesson on how to open the door from the inside.

Fri 11/27 4:30-5:00pm TBS

The Grill Jim offers to give Andy an old barbecue grill, then decides Andy should pay for it.

Sat 11/28 5:00-5:30pm TBS

Father-Daughter Dance Jim is hurt when Ruby invites Andy to the father-daughter dance instead of him.

Mon 11/30 4:00-4:30pm TBS

Plot Twist Cheryl's mother has plans for the afterlife that would put everyone in a large family plot she reserved years ago, but Jim insists on his own family plot, conveniently located next to that of a star football player.

Mon 11/30 4:30-5:00pm TBS

The Swimming Pool Cheryl protests when a heat wave sends the family sneaking into a vacationing neighbor's pool - until she starts sneaking over on her own.

Tue 12/1 4:00-4:30pm TBS

Poking the Bear Cheryl's doctor puts sex off-limits until the time is right for conception; Jim eats crow to win a huge account from a blowhard potential client (Tom Arnold).

Tue 12/1 4:30-5:00pm TBS

Stalking Santa When Jim gets into an accident with a department store Santa, an altercation ensues that leaves his on-looking kids fearing Santa will not bring them any gifts.

Wed 12/2 4:00-4:30pm TBS

Sympathy From the Devlins Jim, a superstitious sports fan, comes to believe that his former neighbors, the Devlins, bring good luck to the Bulls.

Wed 12/2 4:30-5:00pm TBS

Nanny-Cam Jim buys a nanny-cam to spy on the sitter he did not want to hire but learns something about Cheryl instead, prompting her to buy a camera of her own.

Thu 12/3 4:00-4:30pm TBS

The Jealous Husband To make Cheryl feel desirable, Jim fakes a jealous rage in a restaurant and tries to teach Dana's date to do the same, but the lesson backfires when Dana fears her new beau is paranoid and possessive.

Thu 12/3 4:30-5:00pm TBS

A Crying Shame Cheryl claims to like men who aren't afraid to cry, but when Jim bursts into tears after a movie, she is surprised to find herself turned off by his sensitivity.

Fri 12/4 4:00-4:30pm TBS

Guess Who's Cooking Your Dinner? When Cheryl cooks for Dana and her boyfriend, she lets him believe that Dana actually did the cooking.

Fri 12/4 4:30-5:00pm TBS