America's Next Top Model

America's Next Top Model Recaps

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Greek Tragedy

  OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS. This is...just...what is even HAPPENING RIGHT NOW? Calm down, Potes. But I can't! I'm talking to myself like a crazy...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Booch Your Tookie

  We're down to the final four! In case you're wondering, Angelea is still mad about how all the hating-ass bitches ganged up on her. She...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Leftover Ladies

  We've made it to the highlights episode, everyone! Oh my God, it's almost over. It's a Christmas miracle. Anyway, as you know, this season is...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Hating A** B******

  The ladies are still in Greece, and decide to turn their attention to b****ery. Angelea has a particular hatred of Dominique, while Lisa comments that...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Work Your Salad

  Tonight, on the BEST EVER OF ALL TIME episode of America's Next Top Model, the remaining six models posed in a giant salad. I ****...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: I Be Like Ugh

  This week, Top Model explores the concept of becoming famous by being a giant weirdo on the Internets. Certainly among the seven remaining models, there...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Inspired by Nene Leakes

  Okay, is it just me, or was this the weirdest Top Model episode on record? Four words: "Inspired by Nene Leakes." But I'm getting ahead...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Fight Flub

  It's the moment you've been waiting for: the Top Model charity flag football challenge! Awww yeah, bitches. The girls head to Long Beach where they...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Mind Your Business, All the Time

  This episode, despite a plethora of guest stars, clearly belonged to one Miss Bianca Golden, hero to all mankind. We began with phone drama. Shannon...

• 'America's Next Top Model' recap: Crime and Punishment

  The girls all lament Isis's elimination and celebrate the fact that they get mail from home. Well, except for Camille who only gets a box...