Upcoming Episodes of 'Family Guy'
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Brian Does Hollywood
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
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| Tue 2/9 |
9:00-9:30pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Death Lives
Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.
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| Tue 2/9 |
9:30-10:00pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Peter's Two Dads
After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his biological father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.
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| Tue 2/9 |
10:30-11:00pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Brian Does Hollywood
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
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| Wed 2/10 |
1:00-1:30am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Death Lives
Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.
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| Wed 2/10 |
1:30-2:00am |
35 |
TOONP |
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And the Wiener Is ...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.
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| Wed 2/10 |
9:00-9:30pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Death Is a Bitch
Death pays Peter a visit when he claims ``deceased'' on insurance forms.
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| Wed 2/10 |
9:30-10:00pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Episode 420
Brian launches a campaign to legalize marijuana after his arrest for drug possession.
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| Wed 2/10 |
10:00-10:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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No Meals on Wheels
The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.
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| Thu 2/11 |
12:30-1:00am |
5 |
KFVE |
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And the Wiener Is ...
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.
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| Thu 2/11 |
1:00-1:30am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Death Is a Bitch
Death pays Peter a visit when he claims ``deceased'' on insurance forms.
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| Thu 2/11 |
1:30-2:00am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Stewie Kills Lois
When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.
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| Thu 2/11 |
8:00-8:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Boys Do Cry
When the church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas.
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| Thu 2/11 |
8:30-9:00pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Lois Kills Stewie
Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the ``American Idol'' judges.
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| Thu 2/11 |
8:30-9:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
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| Thu 2/11 |
9:00-9:30pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Stew-Roids
Stewie starts hitting the gym with Peter after Joe's infant daughter beats him; Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and realizes that popularity is like physics.
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| Thu 2/11 |
10:00-10:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
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| Fri 2/12 |
1:00-1:30am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Family Gay
Peter takes part in medical experiments to make some extra money.
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| Fri 2/12 |
6:30-7:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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We Love You Conrad
Brian is distraught when he discovers that Jillian (Drew Barrymore) is getting married.
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| Fri 2/12 |
10:00-10:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Petergeist
Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.
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| Sat 2/13 |
6:00-6:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Ocean's Three and a Half
Bonnie gives birth to a baby girl named Susie; Joe borrows money from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills.
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| Sat 2/13 |
6:30-7:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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No Chris Left Behind
The family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.
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| Sat 2/13 |
9:30-10:00pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Don't Make Me Over
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
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| Sun 2/14 |
8:30-9:00pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Road to Germany
Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the three discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion.
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| Sun 2/14 |
9:00-9:30pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Extra-Large Medium
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Lois sees a psychic after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Peter starts charging the neighbors for his extrasensory perception; Chris finds a crush at school.
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| Sun 2/14 |
9:00-9:30pm |
2 |
KHON |
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Let's Go to the Hop
Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.
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| Sun 2/14 |
10:30-11:00pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Mind Over Murder
Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.
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| Sun 2/14 |
11:00-11:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Don't Make Me Over
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
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| Mon 2/15 |
12:30-1:00am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Road to Germany
Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the three discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion.
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| Mon 2/15 |
1:00-1:30am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Brian: Portrait of a Dog
Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show.
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| Mon 2/15 |
6:00-6:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Believe It or Not Joe's Walking on Air
Joe wants to get a leg transplant after Bonnie tells him she is tired of being married to a disabled person; Peter and the guys decide to teach Joe a lesson.
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| Mon 2/15 |
6:30-7:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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The Story on Page 1
Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.
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| Mon 2/15 |
7:00-7:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Peterotica
After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.
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| Mon 2/15 |
7:30-8:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows
A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.
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| Mon 2/15 |
8:00-8:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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I Dream of Jesus
When Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, he runs into a familiar face and wants everyone to know he is friends with Jesus.
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| Mon 2/15 |
8:30-9:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows
A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.
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| Mon 2/15 |
9:00-9:30pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter becomes a knight with a traveling Renaissance fair.
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| Mon 2/15 |
9:30-10:00pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Meet the Quagmires
Death allows Peter to go back in time for a night so he can sow his wild oats.
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| Mon 2/15 |
10:00-10:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows
A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.
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| Tue 2/16 |
1:00-1:30am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Mr. Saturday Knight
Peter becomes a knight with a traveling Renaissance fair.
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| Tue 2/16 |
1:30-2:00am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Fish Out of Water
Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.
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| Tue 2/16 |
9:00-9:30pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Road to Rhode Island
Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.
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| Tue 2/16 |
10:00-10:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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McStroke
Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast-food company; when he recovers, Peter breaks into the fast-food company's warehouse and befriends a genetically engineered cow.
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| Tue 2/16 |
10:30-11:00pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Fish Out of Water
Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.
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| Wed 2/17 |
1:00-1:30am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Screwed the Pooch
Brian releases his sexual energy on the Pewterschmidts' dog.
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| Wed 2/17 |
9:30-10:00pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Barely Legal
Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.
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| Wed 2/17 |
10:00-10:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Peter's Daughter
Meg goes to the hospital in a coma and hits it off with a cute medical student when she awakens.
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| Wed 2/17 |
10:30-11:00pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Screwed the Pooch
Brian releases his sexual energy on the Pewterschmidts' dog.
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| Thu 2/18 |
1:30-2:00am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Petarded
After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.
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| Thu 2/18 |
8:00-8:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Mother Tucker
Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.
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| Thu 2/18 |
8:30-9:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Stuck Together, Torn Apart
When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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| Thu 2/18 |
9:30-10:00pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar
Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.
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| Thu 2/18 |
10:00-10:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Play It Again, Brian
When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard for a vacation; Brian professes his undying love for Lois, which tests his friendship with Peter.
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| Fri 2/19 |
12:30-1:00am |
5 |
KFVE |
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Stuck Together, Torn Apart
When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.
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| Fri 2/19 |
1:30-2:00am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Not All Dogs Go to Heaven
The Griffin family heads to the annual ``Star Trek'' convention, but Stewie gets angry when he can't ask his favorite cast members a question, so he builds a transporter and beams the cast to his bedroom.
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| Fri 2/19 |
6:30-7:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Back to the Woods
Seeking revenge, James Woods returns and steals Peter's identity as the head of the household, prompting Peter to try to ruin the actor's career.
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| Sat 2/20 |
12:00-12:30pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Former Life of Brian
When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame, only to discover he is the father of an unruly son.
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| Sat 2/20 |
6:00-6:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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The Juice Is Loose
Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.
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| Sat 2/20 |
6:30-7:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Blind Ambition
When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.
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| Sun 2/21 |
8:30-9:00pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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The Man With Two Brians
After watching ``Jackass,'' Peter and the guys film their own pranks; after Brian gets hurt, the family worries he is getting too old; Peter brings another dog home.
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| Sun 2/21 |
9:00-9:30pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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Road to the Multiverse
Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world.
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| Sun 2/21 |
9:00-9:30pm |
2 |
KHON |
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Emission Impossible
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
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| Sun 2/21 |
10:30-11:00pm |
5 |
KFVE |
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Blind Ambition
When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.
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| Mon 2/22 |
12:30-1:00am |
35 |
TOONP |
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The Man With Two Brians
After watching ``Jackass,'' Peter and the guys film their own pranks; after Brian gets hurt, the family worries he is getting too old; Peter brings another dog home.
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| Mon 2/22 |
1:00-1:30am |
35 |
TOONP |
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Road to Europe
Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe but get stranded in Saudi Arabia.
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| Mon 2/22 |
6:00-6:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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FOX-y Lady
Lois gets a job at Fox News but is fired when her expose on a liberal filmmaker implicates a conservative radio host.
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| Mon 2/22 |
6:30-7:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Don't Make Me Over
When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.
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| Mon 2/22 |
7:00-7:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Padre de Familia
Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in pro-American sentiment at a parade, but he changes his tune when he finds out he was born in Mexico.
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| Mon 2/22 |
7:30-8:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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The Thin White Line
Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.
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| Mon 2/22 |
8:00-8:30pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Brian Does Hollywood
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
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| Mon 2/22 |
8:30-9:00pm |
45 |
TBSP |
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Extra-Large Medium
Lois sees a psychic after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Peter starts charging the neighbors for his extrasensory perception; Chris finds a crush at school.
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| Mon 2/22 |
9:00-9:30pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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From Method to Madness
Stewie is discovered at a local theater and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts.
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| Mon 2/22 |
9:30-10:00pm |
35 |
TOONP |
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PTV
Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.
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| Tue 2/23 |
12:00-12:30am |
5 |
KFVE |
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Former Life of Brian
When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame, only to discover he is the father of an unruly son.
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| Tue 2/23 |
12:30-1:00am |
5 |
KFVE |
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Extra-Large Medium
Lois sees a psychic after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Peter starts charging the neighbors for his extrasensory perception; Chris finds a crush at school.
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| Tue 2/23 |
1:00-1:30am |
35 |
TOONP |
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From Method to Madness
Stewie is discovered at a local theater and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts.
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| Tue 2/23 |
1:30-2:00am |
35 |
TOONP |
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