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Brian Does Hollywood Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Tue 2/9 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

Death Lives Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.

Tue 2/9 9:30-10:00pm 35 TOONP

When You Wish Upon a Weinstein After a visit from a Jewish man, Peter tries to convert Chris.

Tue 2/9 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

Peter's Two Dads After Peter's dad dies, he finds out that his biological father lives in Ireland; Stewie realizes that he likes when Lois spanks him, so he purposely gets into trouble.

Tue 2/9 10:30-11:00pm 5 KFVE

Brian Does Hollywood Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Wed 2/10 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

Death Lives Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.

Wed 2/10 1:30-2:00am 35 TOONP

And the Wiener Is ... Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.

Wed 2/10 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

Death Is a Bitch Death pays Peter a visit when he claims ``deceased'' on insurance forms.

Wed 2/10 9:30-10:00pm 35 TOONP

Episode 420 Brian launches a campaign to legalize marijuana after his arrest for drug possession.

Wed 2/10 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

No Meals on Wheels The Griffins have a hard time attracting customers when they open a restaurant.

Thu 2/11 12:30-1:00am 5 KFVE

And the Wiener Is ... Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.

Thu 2/11 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

Death Is a Bitch Death pays Peter a visit when he claims ``deceased'' on insurance forms.

Thu 2/11 1:30-2:00am 35 TOONP

Stewie Kills Lois When Stewie vows to carry out a diabolical plan against Lois, Brian challenges him to go ahead with it.

Thu 2/11 8:00-8:30pm 45 TBSP

Boys Do Cry When the church thinks Stewie is possessed by the devil, the family goes on the run and ends up in Texas.

Thu 2/11 8:30-9:00pm 5 KFVE

Lois Kills Stewie Joe leads a manhunt around Quahog for Stewie, who auditions for the ``American Idol'' judges.

Thu 2/11 8:30-9:00pm 45 TBSP

Emission Impossible Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Thu 2/11 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

Thu 2/11 9:30-10:00pm 35 TOONP

Stew-Roids Stewie starts hitting the gym with Peter after Joe's infant daughter beats him; Chris starts to date a popular girl at school and realizes that popularity is like physics.

Thu 2/11 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

Emission Impossible Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Fri 2/12 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

Fri 2/12 1:30-2:00am 35 TOONP

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1 Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions.

Fri 2/12 6:00-6:30pm 45 TBSP

Family Gay Peter takes part in medical experiments to make some extra money.

Fri 2/12 6:30-7:00pm 45 TBSP

We Love You Conrad Brian is distraught when he discovers that Jillian (Drew Barrymore) is getting married.

Fri 2/12 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

Petergeist Peter discovers an American Indian burial ground in the backyard; Stewie gets sucked into the television.

Sat 2/13 6:00-6:30pm 45 TBSP

Ocean's Three and a Half Bonnie gives birth to a baby girl named Susie; Joe borrows money from a bookie to pay for Bonnie's medical bills.

Sat 2/13 6:30-7:00pm 45 TBSP

No Chris Left Behind The family enrolls Chris in a snooty boarding school; the chicken returns to pick a fight with Peter.

Sat 2/13 9:30-10:00pm 5 KFVE

Don't Make Me Over When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.

Sun 2/14 8:30-9:00pm 35 TOONP

Road to Germany Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the three discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion.

Sun 2/14 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

Extra-Large Medium NEW Lois sees a psychic after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Peter starts charging the neighbors for his extrasensory perception; Chris finds a crush at school.

Sun 2/14 9:00-9:30pm 2 KHON

Let's Go to the Hop Peter infiltrates Quahog High School as a new student; guest voice Gregg Allman.

Sun 2/14 10:30-11:00pm 5 KFVE

Mind Over Murder Peter is under house arrest after punching a pregnant woman he thought was a man.

Sun 2/14 11:00-11:30pm 5 KFVE

Don't Make Me Over When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.

Mon 2/15 12:30-1:00am 35 TOONP

Road to Germany Brian and Stewie try to bring Mort back after he accidentally steps into a time machine, but things go from bad to worse when the three discover they are in Poland on the day of the Nazi invasion.

Mon 2/15 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

Brian: Portrait of a Dog Brian decides to stand up for his rights when Peter enters him in a dog show.

Mon 2/15 6:00-6:30pm 45 TBSP

Believe It or Not Joe's Walking on Air Joe wants to get a leg transplant after Bonnie tells him she is tired of being married to a disabled person; Peter and the guys decide to teach Joe a lesson.

Mon 2/15 6:30-7:00pm 45 TBSP

The Story on Page 1 Meg writes for the school paper to improve her Ivy League chances.

Mon 2/15 7:00-7:30pm 45 TBSP

Peterotica After reading an erotic novel, Peter decides to write one of his own and gets Carter to publish it.

Mon 2/15 7:30-8:00pm 45 TBSP

Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Mon 2/15 8:00-8:30pm 45 TBSP

I Dream of Jesus When Peter searches every record store in Quahog for his favorite song, he runs into a familiar face and wants everyone to know he is friends with Jesus.

Mon 2/15 8:30-9:00pm 45 TBSP

Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Mon 2/15 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

Mr. Saturday Knight Peter becomes a knight with a traveling Renaissance fair.

Mon 2/15 9:30-10:00pm 35 TOONP

Meet the Quagmires Death allows Peter to go back in time for a night so he can sow his wild oats.

Mon 2/15 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows A judge sentences Brian to care for a cranky elderly woman; endangered birds nest in Peter's beard.

Tue 2/16 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

Mr. Saturday Knight Peter becomes a knight with a traveling Renaissance fair.

Tue 2/16 1:30-2:00am 35 TOONP

Fish Out of Water Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.

Tue 2/16 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother? Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor.

Tue 2/16 9:30-10:00pm 35 TOONP

Road to Rhode Island Stewie misbehaves while visiting his grandparents.

Tue 2/16 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

McStroke Peter has a stroke after eating too many hamburgers and vows to expose the fast-food company; when he recovers, Peter breaks into the fast-food company's warehouse and befriends a genetically engineered cow.

Tue 2/16 10:30-11:00pm 5 KFVE

Fish Out of Water Peter hunts for a man-eating fish in order to collect reward money to pay off a loan.

Wed 2/17 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother? Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor.

Wed 2/17 1:30-2:00am 35 TOONP

Ready, Willing and Disabled Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Wed 2/17 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

Screwed the Pooch Brian releases his sexual energy on the Pewterschmidts' dog.

Wed 2/17 9:30-10:00pm 35 TOONP

Barely Legal Meg cannot find a date for the junior prom, so Brian goes with her.

Wed 2/17 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

Peter's Daughter Meg goes to the hospital in a coma and hits it off with a cute medical student when she awakens.

Wed 2/17 10:30-11:00pm 5 KFVE

Ready, Willing and Disabled Peter helps Joe regain his confidence by training him for a decathlon.

Thu 2/18 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

Screwed the Pooch Brian releases his sexual energy on the Pewterschmidts' dog.

Thu 2/18 1:30-2:00am 35 TOONP

Petarded After winning at Trivial Pursuit, Peter claims to be a genius, so Brian asks him to take an IQ test to prove it.

Thu 2/18 8:00-8:30pm 45 TBSP

Mother Tucker Peter's mom announces that she is getting a divorce; Peter finds a father figure in anchorman Tom Tucker; Brian gets his own radio show.

Thu 2/18 8:30-9:00pm 45 TBSP

To Love and Die in Dixie The Griffins enter the witness protection program.

Thu 2/18 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

Stuck Together, Torn Apart When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Thu 2/18 9:30-10:00pm 35 TOONP

I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar Peter finds his feminine side when he is sent to a women's retreat for sensitivity training.

Thu 2/18 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

Play It Again, Brian When Brian wins a writing award, he, Lois and Peter head to Martha's Vineyard for a vacation; Brian professes his undying love for Lois, which tests his friendship with Peter.

Fri 2/19 12:30-1:00am 5 KFVE

To Love and Die in Dixie The Griffins enter the witness protection program.

Fri 2/19 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

Stuck Together, Torn Apart When Peter meets one of Lois' ex-boyfriends, he is jealous and antagonizes her by going on a date with Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Fri 2/19 1:30-2:00am 35 TOONP

Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater Lois' aunt dies and leaves her mansion to the Griffins.

Fri 2/19 6:00-6:30pm 45 TBSP

Not All Dogs Go to Heaven The Griffin family heads to the annual ``Star Trek'' convention, but Stewie gets angry when he can't ask his favorite cast members a question, so he builds a transporter and beams the cast to his bedroom.

Fri 2/19 6:30-7:00pm 45 TBSP

To Love and Die in Dixie The Griffins enter the witness protection program.

Fri 2/19 10:00-10:30pm 5 KFVE

Back to the Woods Seeking revenge, James Woods returns and steals Peter's identity as the head of the household, prompting Peter to try to ruin the actor's career.

Sat 2/20 12:00-12:30pm 5 KFVE

Former Life of Brian When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame, only to discover he is the father of an unruly son.

Sat 2/20 6:00-6:30pm 45 TBSP

The Juice Is Loose Peter cashes in an old raffle ticket and wins a golf outing with O.J. Simpson.

Sat 2/20 6:30-7:00pm 45 TBSP

Blind Ambition When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Sun 2/21 8:30-9:00pm 35 TOONP

The Man With Two Brians After watching ``Jackass,'' Peter and the guys film their own pranks; after Brian gets hurt, the family worries he is getting too old; Peter brings another dog home.

Sun 2/21 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

Road to the Multiverse Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world.

Sun 2/21 9:00-9:30pm 2 KHON

Emission Impossible Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.

Sun 2/21 10:30-11:00pm 5 KFVE

The Kiss Seen 'Round the World Meg lands an intership working with the school nerd at a television station.

Sun 2/21 11:00-11:30pm 5 KFVE

Blind Ambition When Peter becomes jealous of his friends' achievements, he decides to break a Guinness record so that he will be remembered after he dies.

Mon 2/22 12:30-1:00am 35 TOONP

The Man With Two Brians After watching ``Jackass,'' Peter and the guys film their own pranks; after Brian gets hurt, the family worries he is getting too old; Peter brings another dog home.

Mon 2/22 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

Road to Europe Stewie and Brian stow away on a flight to Europe but get stranded in Saudi Arabia.

Mon 2/22 6:00-6:30pm 45 TBSP

FOX-y Lady Lois gets a job at Fox News but is fired when her expose on a liberal filmmaker implicates a conservative radio host.

Mon 2/22 6:30-7:00pm 45 TBSP

Don't Make Me Over When Meg is rejected by a cute boy at school, she is devastated until Lois takes her to the mall for a makeover.

Mon 2/22 7:00-7:30pm 45 TBSP

Padre de Familia Peter starts an anti-immigration group after being caught up in pro-American sentiment at a parade, but he changes his tune when he finds out he was born in Mexico.

Mon 2/22 7:30-8:00pm 45 TBSP

The Thin White Line Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.

Mon 2/22 8:00-8:30pm 45 TBSP

Brian Does Hollywood Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.

Mon 2/22 8:30-9:00pm 45 TBSP

Extra-Large Medium Lois sees a psychic after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Peter starts charging the neighbors for his extrasensory perception; Chris finds a crush at school.

Mon 2/22 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP

From Method to Madness Stewie is discovered at a local theater and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts.

Mon 2/22 9:30-10:00pm 35 TOONP

PTV Peter broadcasts a television station out of the Griffin home.

Tue 2/23 12:00-12:30am 5 KFVE

Former Life of Brian When Brian thinks he has lost his chance at love, he goes in search of an old flame, only to discover he is the father of an unruly son.

Tue 2/23 12:30-1:00am 5 KFVE

Extra-Large Medium Lois sees a psychic after Chris and Stewie get lost in the woods; Peter starts charging the neighbors for his extrasensory perception; Chris finds a crush at school.

Tue 2/23 1:00-1:30am 35 TOONP

From Method to Madness Stewie is discovered at a local theater and enters the Quahog School of Performing Arts.

Tue 2/23 1:30-2:00am 35 TOONP

Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1 Brian reads viewer mail and tries to answer the questions.

Tue 2/23 9:00-9:30pm 35 TOONP