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S14, E16  (First Aired: 
Chris wants in on the heist when he finds out that Meg is stealing from residents at a retirement community; the residents catch Chris and Meg and force them to listen to boring stories.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FOX

S12, E02  (First Aired: 
When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • Cartoon

S12, E04  (First Aired: 
Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.
  • Sun 8/28
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • Cartoon

S12, E02  (First Aired: 
When everyone seems to love the vestigial twin that is growing out of Peter's neck better than him, Peter decides to have him amputated.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • Cartoon

S12, E04  (First Aired: 
Meg spills her lunch on an unstable new classmate; Peter harasses Brian in the nude.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • Cartoon

S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Brian and Stewie travel through alternate universes, including a world run by dogs where humans are pets, and a post-apocalyptic world.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • TBS

S08, E02  (First Aired: 
Lois' trip to the doctor reveals some news about her heritage; Peter is visited by his father's ghost.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • TBS

S08, E03  (First Aired: 
When Stewie and Brian discover that the guys who moved into Cleveland's old house are spies, they follow them on a mission to Russia.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • TBS

S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Brian becomes the laughingstock of the family when he starts dating an older woman.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • TBS

S13, E09  (First Aired: 
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • Cartoon

S08, E05  (First Aired: 
Stewie attends a concert of a teen superstar and discovers a surprising secret about the singer; Chris tries to prove that the Evil Monkey is real.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • TBS

S13, E10  (First Aired: 
Meg is happy when she is asked to be a model but finds the job isn't what she was expecting; when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool, Brian tags along.
  • Mon 8/29
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • Cartoon

S13, E09  (First Aired: 
When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • Cartoon

S13, E10  (First Aired: 
Meg is happy when she is asked to be a model but finds the job isn't what she was expecting; when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool, Brian tags along.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • Cartoon

S12, E09  (First Aired: 
Peter tries to get his mojo back with the help of Quagmire and Joe.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TBS

S12, E10  (First Aired: 
Peter puts his own spin on classic fairytales while telling stories to Stewie.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TBS

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
While fighting city hall, Peter declares his property an independent nation-state and makes himself president.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • Cartoon

S02, E19  (First Aired: 
After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own.
  • Tue 8/30
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • Cartoon

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
While fighting city hall, Peter declares his property an independent nation-state and makes himself president.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • Cartoon

S02, E19  (First Aired: 
After Meg writes her first article for the school newspaper, Peter replaces her piece with one of his own.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • Cartoon

S12, E11  (First Aired: 
When Brian's son, now a TV star, comes to town, Brian is more focused on landing a job on the show's writing staff than being a good dad; an accidental shooting leads to a conflict between Quagmire and Peter.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TBS

S12, E12  (First Aired: 
After Peter's mother dies, he befriends her longtime pal, Evelyn (Lauren Bacall); Stewie is upset when he comprehends the reality of death.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TBS

S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • Cartoon

S02, E21  (First Aired: 
Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland's son, who shows a flair for the game of golf. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Patrick Warburton, Nicole Sullivan and Phil LaMarr.
  • Wed 8/31
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • Cartoon

S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Peter and his friends go on a drinking binge to find a winning ticket in a bottle; Lois works Ling too hard for a competition.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • Cartoon

S02, E21  (First Aired: 
Peter ignores Chris in favor of Cleveland's son, who shows a flair for the game of golf. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Patrick Warburton, Nicole Sullivan and Phil LaMarr.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • Cartoon

S12, E13  (First Aired: 
Peter and the guys go on a quest to ask God to stop interfering with the outcome of football games.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TBS

S12, E14  (First Aired: 
Chris becomes the heir to Carter's fortune but refuses to accept the money; Peter desperately tries to keep the wealth in the family.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TBS

S03, E01  (First Aired: 
Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E02  (First Aired: 
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.
  • Thu 9/1
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E01  (First Aired: 
Brian becomes the top dog at a local police department, where his nose gets him into trouble. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Haley Joel Osment, Patrick Warburton and Leif Garrett.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E02  (First Aired: 
A down-and-out Brian takes a job directing a porno flick to impress the Griffins. Voices of Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green and Mila Kunis. Guest voices: Jenna Jameson, Ron Jeremy and Ray Liotta.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • Cartoon

S12, E15  (First Aired: 
After Peter starts smoking, an advertising executive (Peter Dinklage) asks Peter to be the face of an anti-smoking campaign; Stewie helps Chris with bullies at school.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TBS

S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E04  (First Aired: 
Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.
  • Fri 9/2
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Peter's company sends him to Washington, D.C., to give a speech on the benefits of smoking cigarettes.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E04  (First Aired: 
Peter's favorite bar, the Drunken Clam, is turned into a British-style pub after being razed by a hurricane.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the ``cool'' gang's wrath.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Peter is inexplicably struck by lightning after he skips out on his anniversary date with Lois in order to play golf with his buddies.
  • Sat 9/3
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • Cartoon

S14, E19  (First Aired: 
When Chris becomes homecoming king, Meg learns that the cool kids plan to prank him during the homecoming ceremony; Peter and the guys try to replace Cleveland.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FOX

S12, E05  (First Aired: 
Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • Cartoon

S12, E06  (First Aired: 
When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.
  • Sun 9/4
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • Cartoon

S12, E05  (First Aired: 
Peter destroys the family's passports while they're in Italy, forcing them to deal with immigration laws.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • Cartoon

S12, E06  (First Aired: 
When Stewie and Brian travel to the 17th century and come close to altering the course of history, Stewie decides to destroy his time machine.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • Cartoon

S12, E16  (First Aired: 
Stewie gets an STD from Brian; Peter and the guys fight for their booth at The Drunken Clam.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • TBS

S12, E17  (First Aired: 
After some quality time with Stewie at the park, Peter accidentally takes the wrong baby home; to prove he's a responsible adult, Peter takes a business trip to Chicago and returns as a more intelligent and classy person.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • TBS

S12, E18  (First Aired: 
Chris and Jerome's daughter, Pam (Keke Palmer), run away together when Jerome (Kevin Michael Richardson) forbids their relationship.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • TBS

S12, E19  (First Aired: 
Peter brings Meg to college for an interview and introduces her to partying; Brian is prohibited from entering the house when he is sprayed by a skunk.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • TBS

S13, E11  (First Aired: 
When Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, they learn his first name is really Justin; Quagmire gets in trouble with his mother (Allison Janney).
  • Mon 9/5
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • Cartoon

S12, E20  (First Aired: 
Cleveland comes back to town but is forbidden to spend time with Peter when Donna and Lois get into an argument.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • TBS

S13, E12  (First Aired: 
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.
  • Mon 9/5
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • Cartoon

S13, E11  (First Aired: 
When Lois takes Peter to open a checking account, they learn his first name is really Justin; Quagmire gets in trouble with his mother (Allison Janney).
  • Tue 9/6
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • Cartoon

S13, E12  (First Aired: 
Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland discover that Chris is a thief when they form a neighborhood detective agency; Lois worries about Chris' relationship with his girlfriend.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • Cartoon

S12, E21  (First Aired: 
Angry Stewie goes back in time to break up Peter and Lois but ends up in a British household.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TBS

S13, E03  (First Aired: 
Peter's efforts to help Joe publish a book go awry when he takes over as author; Brian starts exercising excessively after experiencing a runner's high.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TBS

S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E08  (First Aired: 
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.
  • Tue 9/6
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Lois becomes a black belt while working out the aggression she feels toward the tourists who flock to Quahog during autumn.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E08  (First Aired: 
Meg agrees to kiss her nerdy news partner only to discover that the kiss has been broadcast around the world; Stewie teaches the neighborhood bully a lesson.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • Cartoon

S13, E01  (First Aired: 
The Griffins go to Springfield, where they encounter a stranger named Homer Simpson; Stewie trades his mind-control device for Bart's slingshot; Lisa teaches Meg how to play the saxophone; Homer and Peter argue about the best beer.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 2:00PM-3:00PM
  • TBS

S03, E09  (First Aired: 
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E10  (First Aired: 
When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.
  • Wed 9/7
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E09  (First Aired: 
Peter joins a traveling Renaissance fair and is forced to defend his family's honor in a duel with the infamous Black Knight.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E10  (First Aired: 
When Peter puts everything he owns on the line to buy a fishing boat, he must hunt down a famous man-eating fish to recoup his losses.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • Cartoon

S13, E04  (First Aired: 
Lois and Peter open a cookie store together, but things get messy when Peter comes up with a scheme to bring in more customers.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • TBS

S13, E05  (First Aired: 
When Brian's plastic surgery leads him to become a real estate agent, it causes conflict with Quagmire.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TBS

S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E12  (First Aired: 
The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town after Chris identifies a convenience-store thief in a police lineup.
  • Thu 9/8
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Stewie vows to keep his parents from procreating when they decide to have another baby, and he finally shrinks himself down to microscopic size in order to destroy all of Peter's sperm.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E12  (First Aired: 
The Griffins enter the witness protection program and relocate to a small Southern town after Chris identifies a convenience-store thief in a police lineup.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • Cartoon

S13, E06  (First Aired: 
A drunken Brian and Peter devour the holiday turkey the night before Thanksgiving; Chris becomes the man of the house in Peter's absence.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • TBS

S03, E13  (First Aired: 
Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E14  (First Aired: 
Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture.
  • Fri 9/9
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E13  (First Aired: 
Brian impregnates the Pewterschmidts' dog and then sues for custody of the puppies.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E14  (First Aired: 
Chris discovers that he has a black ancestor in a genealogy book and embraces African-American culture.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • Cartoon

S03, E15  (First Aired: 
When Joe fails to keep up with a thief, Peter volunteers to train him for a decathlon; Stewie, Meg and Brian fight over $26.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • Cartoon

S03, E16  (First Aired: 
The Griffins spend Christmas Eve at the mall after Peter accidentally gives away all of the family's presents.
  • Sat 9/10
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • Cartoon