Upcoming Episodes of 'George Lopez'
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Benny and Randy
Benny's boyfriend starts getting too serious about love.
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| Sat 11/21 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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Weekend at Benny's
While Angie is away on business, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend.
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| Sat 11/21 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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Jason Tutors Max
Max is too distracted to learn from a beautiful tutor (Paris Hilton).
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| Sun 11/22 |
11:00-11:30pm |
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Angie Gets Tanked
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
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| Sun 11/22 |
11:30-12:00am |
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The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali.
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| Mon 11/23 |
9:00-9:30pm |
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Dance Fever
After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.
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| Mon 11/23 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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She Drives Me Crazy
Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.
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| Mon 11/23 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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Bachelor Party
Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.
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| Mon 11/23 |
11:00-11:30pm |
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Wrecking Ball
Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car.
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| Mon 11/23 |
11:30-12:00am |
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What George Doesn't Noah
Noah goes to great lengths to help Carmen conceal her relationship with Zack from her parents.
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| Tue 11/24 |
12:00-12:30am |
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Landlord Almighty
Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.
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| Tue 11/24 |
1:30-2:00am |
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George of the Rings
When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he promises Angie they will renew their wedding vows.
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| Tue 11/24 |
2:00-2:30am |
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Home Sweet Homeschool
Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.
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| Tue 11/24 |
2:30-3:00am |
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Sk8r Boyz
Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.
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| Tue 11/24 |
3:00-3:30am |
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E.I.? E.I. OH.
A young upstart (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.
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| Tue 11/24 |
3:30-4:00am |
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Prescription for Trouble
Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.
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| Tue 11/24 |
4:00-4:30am |
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George to the Third Power
George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist (Michael Clarke Duncan) so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.
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| Tue 11/24 |
5:00-5:30am |
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George Gets Assisterance
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
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| Tue 11/24 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Sabes Quake
George's childhood fears come back to haunt him when an earthquake hits.
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| Tue 11/24 |
9:00-9:30pm |
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George Buys a Vow
Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.
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| Tue 11/24 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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George Watcha's Out for Jason
George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.
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| Tue 11/24 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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George's Grand Slam
George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.
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| Tue 11/24 |
11:00-11:30pm |
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George's Extreme Makeover: Holmes Edition
George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations.
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| Wed 11/25 |
12:00-12:30am |
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George Stare-oids Down Jason
George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate, but when they learn Jason has been using steroids provided by his father (Stacy Keach), their concern for his health causes them to reconsider.
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| Wed 11/25 |
12:30-1:00am |
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George Negoti-ate It
George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash.
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| Wed 11/25 |
1:00-1:30am |
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You Dropped a Mom on Me
Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.
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| Wed 11/25 |
2:00-2:30am |
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George's Dog Days of Bummer
When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.
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| Wed 11/25 |
2:30-3:00am |
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George Drives the Batmobile
Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.
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| Wed 11/25 |
3:00-3:30am |
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George Takes a Sentimental Ernie
George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.
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| Wed 11/25 |
3:30-4:00am |
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George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial
Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor (Richard Lewis).
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| Wed 11/25 |
4:00-4:30am |
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George Tries to Write a Wrong
When George finds a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he opens it and discovers secrets.
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| Wed 11/25 |
4:30-5:00am |
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George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job
George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.
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| Wed 11/25 |
5:00-5:30am |
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George Enrolls Like That
George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.
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| Wed 11/25 |
9:00-9:30pm |
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George Keeps Truant to Himself
George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.
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| Wed 11/25 |
9:30-10:00pm |
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The Kidney Stays in the Picture
When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.
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| Wed 11/25 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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A Funeral Brings George to his Niece
George and Angie's ex-sister-in-law passes away, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.
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| Wed 11/25 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother
Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.
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| Wed 11/25 |
11:30-12:00am |
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George Gets Cross Over Freddie
Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.
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| Thu 11/26 |
12:30-1:00am |
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George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money
George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.
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| Thu 11/26 |
1:00-1:30am |
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George's House Has Two Empty Wombs
Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee (Stacy Keibler) to the family.
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| Thu 11/26 |
2:00-2:30am |
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George Testi-Lies for Benny
Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother (Rita Moreno), defense attorney (Adam West) and judge all turn against her.
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| Thu 11/26 |
3:00-3:30am |
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Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode
Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.
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| Thu 11/26 |
3:30-4:00am |
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The Simple Life
An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town, and George and Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children.
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| Thu 11/26 |
9:00-9:30pm |
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Trouble in Paradise
Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.
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| Thu 11/26 |
9:30-10:00pm |
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It's a Cliffhanger, by George
George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.
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| Thu 11/26 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien
As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.
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| Thu 11/26 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less
George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.
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| Thu 11/26 |
11:00-11:30pm |
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George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie
The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend (Mario López) takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.
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| Fri 11/27 |
1:30-2:00am |
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Prototype
A manager (George Lopez) for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.
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| Fri 11/27 |
3:30-4:00am |
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Curious George
George's mother persuades him to spy on his daughter when she brings a boy home for the first time.
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| Fri 11/27 |
4:00-4:30am |
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Happy Birthdays
Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.
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| Fri 11/27 |
4:30-5:00am |
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Max's Big Adventure
George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.
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| Fri 11/27 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Who's Your Daddy?
George learns his father might still be living, and he sets out to find him.
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| Fri 11/27 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Token of Unappreciation
George's bosses ask him to help on the assembly line, while a competitor offers George a job.
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| Fri 11/27 |
9:00-9:30pm |
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Show Dyslexic The
George admits something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max cope with dyslexia.
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| Fri 11/27 |
9:30-10:00pm |
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The Unnatural
Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game.
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| Fri 11/27 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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No Free Launch
Max tries to raise funds for a trip to Cape Canaveral in Florida.
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| Fri 11/27 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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The Wedding Dance
George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.
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| Fri 11/27 |
11:00-11:30pm |
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Love Bites
George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.
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| Fri 11/27 |
11:30-12:00am |
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Charity
When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.
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| Sat 11/28 |
12:00-12:30am |
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This Old Casa
Sick of being unappreciated by his mother, George remodels Benny's bathroom.
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| Sat 11/28 |
12:30-1:00am |
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Girl Fight
Nasty rumors spread around the school after Carmen breaks up with her boyfriend.
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| Sat 11/28 |
1:00-1:30am |
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George vs. George
George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.
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| Sat 11/28 |
1:30-2:00am |
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A Kiss Is Just a Kiss
Angie's sister (Jacqueline Obradors) plants a kiss on George.
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| Sat 11/28 |
2:00-2:30am |
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Profiles in Courage
George's boss wants an employee demoted because of his ethnic background.
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| Sat 11/28 |
2:30-3:00am |
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Secrets and Lies
Benny concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that puts George's job in jeopardy.
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| Sat 11/28 |
3:00-3:30am |
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Girls Night Out
Carmen gets into trouble after choosing ex-gang member Marisol as a role model.
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| Sat 11/28 |
3:30-4:00am |
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I Only Have Eyes for You
Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.
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| Sat 11/28 |
4:00-4:30am |
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Team Leader
George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.
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| Sat 11/28 |
4:30-5:00am |
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George Has Two Mommies
When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife (Cristina Saralegui) of George's estranged father.
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| Sat 11/28 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Long Time No See
George finally decides to approach his estranged father.
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| Sat 11/28 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Dubya, Dad and Dating
George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory.
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| Sat 11/28 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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Dubya, Dad and Dating
George's incarceration leads him to a meeting that will change his life.
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| Sat 11/28 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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Carmen's Dating
Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her.
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| Sat 11/28 |
11:00-11:30pm |
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Split Decision
An accident jeopardizes George's future at Powers Aviation.
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| Sat 11/28 |
11:30-12:00am |
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Bringing Home the Bacon
Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.
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| Sun 11/29 |
12:00-12:30am |
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Fishing Cubans
George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.
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| Sun 11/29 |
12:30-1:00am |
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Mementos
George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.
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| Sun 11/29 |
1:00-1:30am |
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Why You Crying?
Benny takes it upon herself to discipline Max for his obnoxious behavior at school.
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| Sun 11/29 |
1:30-2:00am |
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The Trouble With Ricky
Ernie volunteers to help Max's friend Ricky, a boy with a rough home life.
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| Sun 11/29 |
2:00-2:30am |
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God Needles George
George makes a deal with God in an attempt to save Max's dog, Mr. Needles.
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| Sun 11/29 |
2:30-3:00am |
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Benny and Randy
Benny's boyfriend starts getting too serious about love.
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| Sun 11/29 |
3:00-3:30am |
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Weekend at Benny's
While Angie is away on business, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend.
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| Sun 11/29 |
3:30-4:00am |
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Jason Tutors Max
Max is too distracted to learn from a beautiful tutor (Paris Hilton).
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| Sun 11/29 |
4:00-4:30am |
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Angie Gets Tanked
A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.
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| Sun 11/29 |
4:30-5:00am |
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The Art of Boxing
Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali.
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| Sun 11/29 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Landlord Almighty
Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.
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| Sun 11/29 |
11:00-11:30pm |
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George of the Rings
When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he promises Angie they will renew their wedding vows.
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| Sun 11/29 |
11:30-12:00am |
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Home Sweet Homeschool
Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.
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| Mon 11/30 |
12:00-12:30am |
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Sk8r Boyz
Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.
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| Mon 11/30 |
12:30-1:00am |
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E.I.? E.I. OH.
A young upstart (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.
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| Mon 11/30 |
1:00-1:30am |
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Prescription for Trouble
Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend.
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| Mon 11/30 |
1:30-2:00am |
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George to the Third Power
George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist (Michael Clarke Duncan) so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan.
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| Mon 11/30 |
2:30-3:00am |
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George Gets Assisterance
George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.
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| Mon 11/30 |
3:00-3:30am |
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Sabes Quake
George's childhood fears come back to haunt him when an earthquake hits.
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| Mon 11/30 |
3:30-4:00am |
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George Buys a Vow
Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.
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| Mon 11/30 |
4:30-5:00am |
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George Watcha's Out for Jason
George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.
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| Mon 11/30 |
5:00-5:30am |
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George's Grand Slam
George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.
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| Mon 11/30 |
5:30-6:00am |
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No Episode Title
A man deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.
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| Mon 11/30 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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| Mon 11/30 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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| Tue 12/1 |
1:00-1:30am |
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| Tue 12/1 |
1:30-2:00am |
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| Tue 12/1 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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| Tue 12/1 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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| Wed 12/2 |
1:00-1:30am |
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| Wed 12/2 |
1:30-2:00am |
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| Wed 12/2 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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| Wed 12/2 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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| Thu 12/3 |
1:00-1:30am |
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| Thu 12/3 |
1:30-2:00am |
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| Thu 12/3 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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| Thu 12/3 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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| Fri 12/4 |
1:00-1:30am |
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| Fri 12/4 |
1:30-2:00am |
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| Fri 12/4 |
10:00-10:30pm |
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| Fri 12/4 |
10:30-11:00pm |
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| Sat 12/5 |
1:00-1:30am |
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| Sat 12/5 |
1:30-2:00am |
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Cast of 'George Lopez'
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