George Lopez

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George Gets a Pain in the Ash Benny causes a family catastrophe when she leaves a cigarette burning.

Tue 3/16 10:00-10:30pm NIK

You Dropped a Mom on Me Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together.

Tue 3/16 10:30-11:00pm NIK

George's Dog Days of Bummer When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Tue 3/16 11:00-11:30pm NIK

George Drives the Batmobile Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Tue 3/16 11:30-12:00am NIK

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Wed 3/17 12:00-12:30am NIK

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor (Richard Lewis).

Wed 3/17 12:30-1:00am NIK

George Tries to Write a Wrong When George finds a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he opens it and discovers secrets.

Wed 3/17 1:00-1:30am NIK

George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

Wed 3/17 1:30-2:00am NIK

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Wed 3/17 2:00-2:30am NIK

George Enrolls Like That George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school.

Wed 3/17 2:30-3:00am NIK

George Keeps Truant to Himself George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him.

Wed 3/17 3:00-3:30am NIK

The Kidney Stays in the Picture When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future.

Wed 3/17 3:30-4:00am NIK

A Funeral Brings George to his Niece George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance.

Wed 3/17 4:00-4:30am NIK

George Gets Caught in a Powers Play George tries to teach his niece the value of hard work by getting her a job at the factory.

Wed 3/17 4:30-5:00am NIK

George Doesn't Trustee Angie's Brother Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family.

Wed 3/17 5:00-5:30am NIK

George Helps Ernie See the Cellu-Light George helps Ernie lose weight so Mel Powers will not fire him.

Wed 3/17 5:30-6:00am NIK

George Gets Cross Over Freddie Max's online romance with a Chicago woman (Chloe Suazo) leads George to assume Max's identity to try to protect him from an online predator.

Wed 3/17 10:00-10:30pm NIK

George Vows to Make Some Matri-Money George takes over planning a wedding for one of Angie's very high-maintenance clients (Eva Longoria) in order to prove he can do her job better than she can.

Wed 3/17 10:30-11:00pm NIK

George Discovers How Mescal-ed Up His Life Would Have Been Without the Benny-Fits Benny learns that George rigged the results of a productivity contest at the factory.

Wed 3/17 11:00-11:30pm NIK

It's a Cliffhanger, by George George finds out the factory is moving to Mexico; Benny flees when the police want to question her about an old robbery; Angie awaits the results of a home pregnancy test.

Wed 3/17 11:30-12:00am NIK

George's Mom Faces Hard Tambien As Carmen prepares for college, Angie learns the family could be growing; Benny faces jail for a crime from from her past.

Thu 3/18 12:00-12:30am NIK

George's House Has Two Empty Wombs Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancee (Stacy Keibler) to the family.

Thu 3/18 12:30-1:00am NIK

George Nieces a New Media Room George's niece and her freeloading boyfriend move into the Lopez home.

Thu 3/18 1:00-1:30am NIK

George Testi-Lies for Benny Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother (Rita Moreno), defense attorney (Adam West) and judge all turn against her.

Thu 3/18 1:30-2:00am NIK

Sabes Gay, It's George's Fantasy Episode Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay.

Thu 3/18 2:00-2:30am NIK

George Thinks Vic's Fiancee Is Lion About Being a Cheetah George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancee.

Thu 3/18 2:30-3:00am NIK

George Helps Angie's Wha-Positive Self Image by Saying You'sta Loca Good George asks his young niece to tone down her sex appeal when Angie worries about losing her looks.

Thu 3/18 3:00-3:30am NIK

George's Grave Mistake Sends Him to a Funeral, Holmes George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away.

Thu 3/18 3:30-4:00am NIK

George Joins the Neighborhood Wha-tcha and Raises the Vigil-Ante George and Angie decide to have ``the talk'' with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood.

Thu 3/18 4:00-4:30am NIK

George Is Maid to Be Ruth-Less George and Angie hire a maid (Barbara Eden) who quickly cooks and cleans her way into his heart.

Thu 3/18 4:30-5:00am NIK

George Gets Smoking Mad at Benny and Develops an Órale Fixation When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior.

Thu 3/18 5:00-5:30am NIK

George Can't Let Sleeping Mexicans Lie The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend (Mario López) takes an interest in George and Angie's niece.

Thu 3/18 5:30-6:00am NIK

Prototype A manager (George Lopez) for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

Thu 3/18 10:00-10:30pm NIK

Curious George George's mother persuades him to spy on his daughter when she brings a boy home for the first time.

Thu 3/18 10:30-11:00pm NIK

Happy Birthdays Angie plans a surprise birthday party for George; an accident-prone employee (Sandra Bullock) returns to work at the factory.

Thu 3/18 11:00-11:30pm NIK

Max's Big Adventure George and Benny try to fill jailed Jim's spot in a carpool; George tests Max's street smarts with devious tricks.

Thu 3/18 11:30-12:00am NIK

Who's Your Daddy? George learns his father might still be living, and he sets out to find him.

Fri 3/19 12:00-12:30am NIK

Token of Unappreciation George's bosses ask him to help on the assembly line, while a competitor offers George a job.

Fri 3/19 12:30-1:00am NIK

Show Dyslexic The George admits something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max cope with dyslexia.

Fri 3/19 1:00-1:30am NIK

The Unnatural Baseball's premier players teach George the true meaning of the game.

Fri 3/19 1:30-2:00am NIK

No Free Launch Max tries to raise funds for a trip to Cape Canaveral in Florida.

Fri 3/19 2:00-2:30am NIK

The Wedding Dance George gets more than he bargained for when he asks intoxicated Angie to slow dance with him at a backyard wedding.

Fri 3/19 2:30-3:00am NIK

Love Bites George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures.

Fri 3/19 3:00-3:30am NIK

Charity When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control.

Fri 3/19 3:30-4:00am NIK

George vs. George George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school.

Fri 3/19 4:00-4:30am NIK

A Kiss Is Just a Kiss Angie's sister (Jacqueline Obradors) plants a kiss on George.

Fri 3/19 4:30-5:00am NIK

Profiles in Courage George's boss wants an employee demoted because of his ethnic background.

Fri 3/19 5:00-5:30am NIK

Secrets and Lies Benny concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that puts George's job in jeopardy.

Fri 3/19 5:30-6:00am NIK

Girls Night Out Carmen gets into trouble after choosing ex-gang member Marisol as a role model.

Fri 3/19 10:00-10:30pm NIK

I Only Have Eyes for You Carmen's first day of school turns upside down when George misdirects his worry and concern; Max develops a crush on an older woman.

Fri 3/19 10:30-11:00pm NIK

Team Leader George has to hide his concern when Ernie is made team leader at work; a cosmetics saleswoman (Hilary Duff) encourages Angie to lie to her clients.

Fri 3/19 11:00-11:30pm NIK

George Has Two Mommies When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife (Cristina Saralegui) of George's estranged father.

Fri 3/19 11:30-12:00am NIK

Long Time No See George finally decides to approach his estranged father.

Sat 3/20 12:00-12:30am NIK

Dubya, Dad and Dating George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory.

Sat 3/20 12:30-1:00am NIK

Dubya, Dad and Dating George's incarceration leads him to a meeting that will change his life.

Sat 3/20 1:00-1:30am NIK

The Cuban Missus Crisis Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced, and George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves.

Sat 3/20 1:30-2:00am NIK

Feel the Burn George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem.

Sat 3/20 2:00-2:30am NIK

Carmen's Dating Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her.

Sat 3/20 2:30-3:00am NIK

Split Decision An accident jeopardizes George's future at Powers Aviation.

Sat 3/20 3:00-3:30am NIK

Bringing Home the Bacon Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party despite George's efforts to put his foot down.

Sat 3/20 3:30-4:00am NIK

Fishing Cubans George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft; Max throws himself a birthday party.

Sat 3/20 4:00-4:30am NIK

Mementos George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

Sat 3/20 4:30-5:00am NIK

Why You Crying? Benny takes it upon herself to discipline Max for his obnoxious behavior at school.

Sat 3/20 5:00-5:30am NIK

The Trouble With Ricky Ernie volunteers to help Max's friend Ricky, a boy with a rough home life.

Sat 3/20 5:30-6:00am NIK

God Needles George George makes a deal with God in an attempt to save Max's dog, Mr. Needles.

Sat 3/20 10:00-10:30pm NIK

Benny and Randy Benny's boyfriend starts getting too serious about love.

Sat 3/20 10:30-11:00pm NIK

Weekend at Benny's While Angie is away on business, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend.

Sat 3/20 11:00-11:30pm NIK

Jason Tutors Max Max is too distracted to learn from a beautiful tutor (Paris Hilton).

Sat 3/20 11:30-12:00am NIK

Angie Gets Tanked A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money.

Sun 3/21 12:00-12:30am NIK

The Art of Boxing Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali.

Sun 3/21 12:30-1:00am NIK

George's House of Cards George and Angie's father spar over a low-stakes poker game.

Sun 3/21 1:00-1:30am NIK

Dance Fever After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff.

Sun 3/21 1:30-2:00am NIK

She Drives Me Crazy Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law.

Sun 3/21 2:00-2:30am NIK

Bachelor Party Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back.

Sun 3/21 2:30-3:00am NIK

Wrecking Ball Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car.

Sun 3/21 3:00-3:30am NIK

What George Doesn't Noah Noah goes to great lengths to help Carmen conceal her relationship with Zack from her parents.

Sun 3/21 3:30-4:00am NIK

Now George Noahs Ex-Zack-ly What Happened George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.

Sun 3/21 4:00-4:30am NIK

George Searches for a Needle in a Haight-stack Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy.

Sun 3/21 4:30-5:00am NIK

Landlord Almighty Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses.

Sun 3/21 5:00-5:30am NIK

George of the Rings When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he promises Angie they will renew their wedding vows.

Sun 3/21 5:30-6:00am NIK

Home Sweet Homeschool Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee.

Sun 3/21 10:00-10:30pm NIK

Sk8r Boyz Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends.

Sun 3/21 10:30-11:00pm NIK

E.I.? E.I. OH. A young upstart (Kimberly Williams-Paisley) is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops.

Sun 3/21 11:00-11:30pm NIK

George Gets Assisterance George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth.

Sun 3/21 11:30-12:00am NIK

Sabes Quake George's childhood fears come back to haunt him when an earthquake hits.

Mon 3/22 12:00-12:30am NIK

George Takes a Stroll Down Memory Pain When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood.

Mon 3/22 12:30-1:00am NIK

George Buys a Vow Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding.

Mon 3/22 1:00-1:30am NIK

George Watcha's Out for Jason George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.

Mon 3/22 1:30-2:00am NIK

George Needs Anchor Management George worries when Angie meets up with an old flame who is now a news anchor.

Mon 3/22 2:00-2:30am NIK

George's Dog Days of Bummer When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit.

Mon 3/22 2:30-3:00am NIK

George Drives the Batmobile Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town.

Mon 3/22 3:00-3:30am NIK

George Takes a Sentimental Ernie George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place.

Mon 3/22 3:30-4:00am NIK

George Finds Therapy Benny-ficial Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor (Richard Lewis).

Mon 3/22 4:00-4:30am NIK

George Tries to Write a Wrong When George finds a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he opens it and discovers secrets.

Mon 3/22 4:30-5:00am NIK

George Discovers Benny's Sili-con Job George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate.

Mon 3/22 5:00-5:30am NIK

George Says I Do ... More in This Marriage George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house.

Mon 3/22 5:30-6:00am NIK

No Episode Title A man deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life.

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