Greatest American Dog

Greatest American Dog Recaps

• Finalewatch: 'Greatest American Dog'

  Oh, Greatest American Dog. I go away for two lousy weeks (thanks for covering, Tamara!), and while I'm gone you eliminate my favorite pair? Uncool. Bill and Star were the sweetest pair of reality show contestants I think I've ever seen, aside from being talented competitors. Let's all pause for a moment in rememberence before moving on to the finale. [Single tear] ...Okay.

• 'Greatest American Dog': Loyalty shmoyalty

  Tonight's Greatest American Dog started late and I missed the last few minutes of it. Bleh. "Thanks Republican Convention," she says sarcastically.

• 'Greatest American Dog': "My dog's gonna fly!"

  Harnesses and balance beams a plenty on this week's Greatest American Dog. I have the urge to start chanting "U-S-A" but that might just be my Olympic withdrawal talking...

• 'Greatest American Dog': Carrots, sticks, and PUPPIES!

  Puppies, you guys. Puppies. Tonight's episode of Greatest American Dog made me wonder if the only thing normally keeping me from loving this show (or any show, for that matter) is the lack of puppies. Seriously, they bump it up at least one letter grade.

• 'Greatest American Dog': [Insert dog pun involving famous artist here]

  I'm gonna be straight with you guys right now: I'm coming from a happy "hour" that lasted more than three hours, and I'm a wee bit buzzed. Plus, I'm totally sleep-deprived from staying up late to watch gymnastics.

• 'Greatest American Dog': Are dogs allowed on the Hot Tamale Train?

  This week is all about coordination on Greatest American Dog, and I'm not talking about coordinating your dog's tiny little sweater with his tiny little socks. SIGH. It's also becoming pretty apparent which dogs will be the last two standing, which makes the next few weeks seem a bit (more) pointless.