Hell's Kitchen

Hell's Kitchen Recaps

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: I'm Kind of A Big Deal

  In a series of seizure-inducing quick flashbacks, we get a brief overview of what happened this season, which was: a bunch of people got on...

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: All Elise Is Saying Is Give Elise a Chance

  So it was a good night in Hell's Kitchen. You can tell because Ramsay is smiling as he says "Get out of here" and doesn't...

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Paul Is Adorable, Like a Non-Blue Smurf

  So: one jacket to rule them all, one jacket to find them. One jacket to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. The...

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Listen All Y'all, It's a Sabotage!

  After last night's Elise fakeout, Ramsay banishes the teams from Hell's Kitchen. Elise is soooo grateful to still be here, and says she's going to...

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Beef Hellington

  Y'all just saw it -- Carrie got kicked off. Everybody sucks at cooking, except Will. At the very last moment of the elimination nightmare, Chef told Elise to take her coat off. What does it mean?

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Ain't No Cure For Love (But There Is A Cure For Salmonella)

  I have a confession to make: When this season started, I thought the pinball opening credits were the corniest thing ever. Now, I think I...

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Pie Hard

  Previously: Natalie, Jamie, Elise, and Jonathon also struggled during a beer-themed challenge and service. But, as was only appropriate, Krupa's drunk ass got sent home....

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Suds & Duds

  Previously: Red Team sucked so bad both before and during a high school reunion dinner that Elise came out looking like the strongest cook on...

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Whenever I Eat Hawaiian Food, I'm Always Hungry an Hour Later

  Elise gets us to a great start by bragging about how she's become so much more humble since she's been here. Also, her grasp of...

• 'Hell's Kitchen' recap: Communication Breakdown

  Where were we? Oh, yeah, Ramsay tells 'em all to **** off. I don't think any one of us will ever forget that episode! The...