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S09, E01  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
  • Sun 6/25
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
  • Sun 6/25
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Sun 6/25
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • WGNA
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Sun 6/25
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • WGNA
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S07, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Sun 6/25
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Sun 6/25
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Sun 6/25
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S07, E19  (First Aired: 
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Sun 6/25
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S08, E17  (First Aired: 
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Mon 6/26
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E18  (First Aired: 
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Mon 6/26
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Mon 6/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E21  (First Aired: 
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Mon 6/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Mon 6/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Mon 6/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Mon 6/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • WGNA
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E20  (First Aired: 
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Tue 6/27
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
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S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E21  (First Aired: 
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
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S08, E22  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
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S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Wed 6/28
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E23  (First Aired: 
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E24  (First Aired: 
As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
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S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Thu 6/29
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
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  • Fri 6/30
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • Lifetime
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S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Barney finds an episode of Robin's ``Underneath the Tunes'' as Robin Sparkles; Lily and Marshall fear that Ted's new girlfriend is a stalker.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted is reluctant to break things off with his unstable girlfriend (Abby Elliot); Robin holds Marvin for the first time.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • WGNA
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Fri 6/30
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Sat 7/1
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
A serendipitous meeting with someone from his past has Ted thinking about how he would handle running into someone he would prefer to forget.
  • Sat 7/1
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Sat 7/1
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • WGNA
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Sat 7/1
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • WGNA
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S08, E17  (First Aired: 
When the Captain (Kyle MacLachlan) calls Ted unexpectedly, the gang remembers their last awkward encounter.
  • Sun 7/2
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E18  (First Aired: 
After Ted and Jeanette break up, Barney uses his infamous playbook to Ted find a new date; Lily tries to make a good impression at a gallery opening.
  • Sun 7/2
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S08, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin wants Barney to sell his bachelor pad, but Barney is hesitant and drives potential buyers away; Lily's job as the Captain's art consultant strains her relationship with Marshall.
  • Sun 7/2
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S08, E20  (First Aired: 
Future versions of Ted and Barney try to talk Ted into seeing Robots Versus Wrestlers; Marshall wants to have a dance-off with Robin.
  • Sun 7/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E21  (First Aired: 
Lily worries Marshall will resent her if she accepts The Captain's offer to move to Rome for a year; Ted and Barney obsess over an attractive girl in a puffy coat.
  • Mon 7/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E22  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to plan a legendary bachelor party for Barney.
  • Mon 7/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S08, E23  (First Aired: 
Robin desperately searches for something she once buried in Central Park; Barney and Robin Sr. (Ray Wise) bond.
  • Mon 7/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S08, E24  (First Aired: 
As the gang gets ready for Robin and Barney's wedding, Ted invites Lily to see the house he has finished fixing up; an obnoxious couple ruins Barney and Robin's night of relaxation; Marshall takes the baby to Minnesota for a family visit.
  • Mon 7/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E01  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney make a startling discovery; something on the Internet alters Marshall's journey; Lily talks to Ted about Robin.
  • Mon 7/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Robin wonders how Barney will react when James reveals that he is getting divorced; Marshall tries to get to New York in time for the wedding.
  • Mon 7/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Tue 7/4
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
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  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
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  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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  • Wed 7/5
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
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  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
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  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Lily becomes frustrated that she is the only one who knows about Ted's plans; Barney and Robin try to spend time together before their relatives arrive for the wedding.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E04  (First Aired: 
After learning that Ted still has feelings for Robin, Barney tries to work through his anger; Lily comes to a realization.
  • Wed 7/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
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  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
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  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
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  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily helps Barney when he must pick a side in a fight between his mother and Robin; Marshall and Ted get into an argument over wedding gifts and thank-you notes.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted chooses poorly when deciding who will be his date for the wedding weekend; Barney and Robin have a problem with the minister; Marshall learns more about his driving companion.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Thu 7/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Fri 7/7
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
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  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
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  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
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  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
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  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
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  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Fri 7/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Fri 7/7
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
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(First Aired: 
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
  • Fri 7/7
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
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  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
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  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
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  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
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  • Sat 7/8
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
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  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
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  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
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  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Sat 7/8
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Sat 7/8
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
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