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How I Met Your Mother


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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
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S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks the gang to help remove an upsetting text message from Lily's phone before she sees it.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E08  (First Aired: 
Barney is caught in the middle of Robin and Loretta's conflict; Marshall and Daphne discover a stowaway on their road trip; Ted and Cassie visit a lighthouse.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E15  (First Aired: 
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
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S09, E14  (First Aired: 
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E09  (First Aired: 
During a flashback, the gang wonders how the Ted, Robin and Barney love triangle will play out; Barney accepts challenges from Robin and Lily.
  • Wed 5/4
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S09, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney concocts a plan when his father (John Lithgow) arrives at the hotel; Ted thinks he is being framed when a wedding-related duty gets messed up.
  • Wed 5/4
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
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S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Wed 5/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Wed 5/4
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E11  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to get Marvin to sleep by reciting rhyming bedtime stories.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S09, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin is dismayed when Barney wants to have their rehearsal dinner at a laser tag arena; Ted aggravates Lily by not following through with a promise.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
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S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
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S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E13  (First Aired: 
A man at the wedding intentionally stirs up trouble; Marshall finally arrives at the Farhampton Inn.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S09, E14  (First Aired: 
Marshall tells a story about the Slap of a Million Exploding Suns as he tries to deliver a final, devastating slap to Barney.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S06, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S09, E15  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted try to get Barney to reveal secrets after he drinks too much; Marshall tries to avoid fighting with Lily.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted agrees to let Barney spice up his love life, so he ends up on an adventure of flying to Philadelphia, encountering the law and visiting the Liberty Bell.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S09, E16  (First Aired: 
The mother reveals how she met Ted and what she has been doing over the past eight years.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted reconnects with an old shirt and sees a parallel to his love life, beginning to think that a woman from his past is perfect for him now.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney go out to the clubs with Robin, as Lily and Marshall go to an adult wine and cheese party.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • FX
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 7:00AM-7:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 7:30AM-8:00AM
  • FX
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiance.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E24  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S06, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
  •  

S07, E07  (First Aired: 
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S07, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted makes his yearly pilgrimage to the rooftop Halloween party in search of a girl he met years ago.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S06, E24  (First Aired: 
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted visits a matchmaker in his search for love, but he is sent away matchless.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted and Marshall decide that a sword fight will be the means of settling who will get to keep their apartment.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted and Robin are surprised to run into Barney when they volunteer at a homeless shelter on Thanksgiving.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted relies on his friends to fill in the gaps left in his memory by a night of partying.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E17  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted reminisce about past relationships as they search for a drunken Barney on the day of the wedding; Lily and Marshall come to a resolution; Barney befriends two men who are eager to meet women.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S09, E18  (First Aired: 
The gang must figure out how to make the Stinson Hangover Fixer Elixir to help Barney recover on the day of the wedding.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted surprises Lily, Marshall, Barney and Robin with a stylish New Year's Eve excursion around New York.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 2:00AM-2:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S09, E19  (First Aired: 
Robin and Lily have a fight on the morning of the wedding; Barney can't decide what suit to wear; the gang watch a movie that Ted didn't want them to see.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S09, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall asks Barney and Ted for help figuring out where Lily went in the middle of the night during their argument.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S07, E04  (First Aired: 
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
  •  

S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E21  (First Aired: 
The members of the gang try to remember an encounter with Gary Blauman when he shows up at the wedding.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S09, E22  (First Aired: 
With only a half an hour left before the wedding, Robin and Barney panic; Lily and Marshall rewrite their wedding vows.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S07, E05  (First Aired: 
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
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S07, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S09, E23  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S09, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted's kids hear the end of the story of how he met their mother.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S07, E07  (First Aired: 
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S07, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime
  •  

S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
When Robin must leave in the middle of their first date, Ted can hardly wait to see her again, and his eagerness threatens to scare her away.
  • Sat 5/14
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Hoping to spend more time with Robin, Ted throws a series of parties at his apartment.
  • Sat 5/14
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land
  •  

S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Sun 5/15
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Sun 5/15
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX
  •  

S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Sun 5/15
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Sun 5/15
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
  •