How I Met Your Mother Spoilers and Recaps

• 'How I Met Your Mother' featuring Barney as Lorenzo von Matterhorn

  Mon, 16 Nov 2009

  For those out there who are not happily married (unlike me), tonight was a big night on "How I Met Your Mother."

• 'How I Met Your Mother': Alan Thicke tries to end Barney and Robin

  Mon, 09 Nov 2009

  Out of all the awesome things - all the legendary items - that Barney might own, I think that his porn collection just may be up on top of the pile.

• 'How I Met Your Mother': Relationship advice from Barney (seriously)

  Mon, 02 Nov 2009

  So the new, or old, couple upstairs on "How I Met Your Mother" was always "playing the bagpipes."

• 'How I Met Your Mother': Robin contemplates Canada as Marshall and Ted road trip

  Mon, 19 Oct 2009

  Our lovable couples split up tonight with Barney and Robin headed to America Junior and Marshall and Ted (and Lily) taking a road trip.

• 'How I Met Your Mother': The Sexless Innkeeper

  Mon, 12 Oct 2009

  "How I Met Your Mother" brought us another classic addition to the dating lexicon this week: The Sexless Inkeeper.

• 'How I Met Your Mother': Taking Robin 101

  Mon, 05 Oct 2009

  Tonight "How I Met Your Mother" aired the episode I have been waiting for ever since the show started - they taught me exactly how to successfully date Robin Scherbatsky. I know, Ted was ostensibly teaching Barney how to date her, but I think that was just an excuse on the writers' part. It would be...

• 'How I Met Your Mother': Alyson Hannigan as Stripper Lily

  Mon, 28 Sep 2009

  If there's one thing that "How I Met Your Mother" is great at - there isn't, there are many things, but for the sake of argument I'm going with one - it would be messing with time. Tonight was a classic example, Ted had a blind date with the same woman he'd had one with seven...

• 'How I Met Your Mother' Season Premiere 2009: Defining the relationship

  Mon, 21 Sep 2009

  When we last left "How I Met Your Mother" in May, Ted was becoming a college professor and Barney and Robin were becoming a couple. Or were they?

• 'How I Met Your Mother' Finale: The goat, Linda Knievel and the leap

  Mon, 18 May 2009
  

  'How I Met Your Mother' Finale: The goat returns

  I don't know how else to say this, so I'll just come right out with it -- we got the goat tonight!

• 'How I Met Your Mother': Ted helps make that 'Wedding Bride' movie

  Mon, 11 May 2009
  

  'How I Met Your Mother': Ted helps make that 'Wedding Bride' movie

  Poor Ted. I feel for the guy, he's really struggling -- the whole one man architecture company hasn't taken off, he's got no girlfriend, and at the start of tonight's "How I Met Your Mother" not only was it raining, but he was standing face-to-face with Stella. Plus, Stella was still not the one (thank goodness) ...