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Brunch

S02, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 2, 2006)
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.

Ted Mosby, Architect

S02, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 9, 2006)
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.

Aldrin Justice

S02, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.

World's Greatest Couple

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.

Swarley

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

Aldrin Justice

S02, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 23, 2006)
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.

World's Greatest Couple

S02, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 16, 2006)
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.

Disaster Averted

S07, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2011)
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.

Game Night

S01, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2006)
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.

Swarley

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2006)
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.

Atlantic City

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Marshall and Lily head to Atlantic City to elope.

Robin Sparkles

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.

Single Stamina

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.

The Rough Patch

S05, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2009)
When Robin and Barney hit a rough patch in their relationship, Lily tries to break them up.

The Playbook

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2009)
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2009)
Marshall bequeaths a ``slap bet'' slap to Ted and Robin; Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliott) visits for Thanksgiving.

The Window

S05, E10  (First Aired: Dec. 7, 2009)
The gang tries to help Ted when the perfect woman (Joanna Garcia) becomes available; Marshall finds a letter written by his younger self.

Cupcake

S01, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 6, 2006)
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.

Life Among the Gorillas

S01, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 20, 2006)
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.

First Time in New York

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.

How Lily Stole Christmas

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2006)
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.

Monday Night Football

S02, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 5, 2007)
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.

Columns

S02, E13  (First Aired: Jan. 22, 2007)
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).

Last Cigarette Ever

S05, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2009)
The gang struggles to quit smoking; Robin clashes with a new, jaded co-worker.

Girls vs. Suits

S05, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2010)
Barney debates giving up wearing suits to land an attractive bartender; Ted gets closer to meeting the future mother of his children.

The Perfect Week

S05, E14  (First Aired: Feb. 1, 2010)
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.

Rabbit or Duck

S05, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 2010)
Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day; Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.

The Playbook

S05, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2009)
After breaking up with Robin, Barney pulls out all of his greatest tricks to get back into the dating scene.

Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap

S05, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 23, 2009)
Marshall bequeaths a ``slap bet'' slap to Ted and Robin; Lily's estranged father (Chris Elliott) visits for Thanksgiving.

Nothing Good Happens After 2AM

S01, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 10, 2006)
Ted accepts a late-night invitation to Robin's place.

Lucky Penny

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.

Mary the Paralegal

S01, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 24, 2006)
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.

Stuff

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.

Hooked

S05, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 1, 2010)
The gang tries to convince Ted that Tiffany (Carrie Underwood) is stringing him along.

Of Course

S05, E17  (First Aired: Mar. 8, 2010)
When Robin confesses she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of a self-help author (Jennifer Lopez) who plans to beat Barney at his own game.

Say Cheese

S05, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 2010)
Lily is upset when Ted brings a date to her birthday dinner celebration.

Zoo or False

S05, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2010)
Lily wants to get a gun after Marshall is mugged.

Lucky Penny

S02, E15  (First Aired: Feb. 12, 2007)
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.

Stuff

S02, E16  (First Aired: Feb. 19, 2007)
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.

Arrivederci, Fiero

S02, E17  (First Aired: Feb. 26, 2007)
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.

Moving Day

S02, E18  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2007)
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.

Bachelor Party

S02, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2007)
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.

Atlantic City

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 13, 2006)
Marshall and Lily head to Atlantic City to elope.

Slap Bet

S02, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 20, 2006)
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
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Single Stamina

S02, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 27, 2006)
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.

How Lily Stole Christmas

S02, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 11, 2006)
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.

First Time in New York

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 8, 2007)
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.

Best Prom Ever

S01, E20  (First Aired: May. 1, 2006)
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.

Showdown

S02, E20  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2007)
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''

Something Borrowed

S02, E21  (First Aired: May. 7, 2007)
When Marshall and Lily's wedding is not as they had envisioned it, Barney tries to salvage the special day.

Tick Tick Tick

S07, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2011)
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.

Something Blue

S02, E22  (First Aired: May. 14, 2007)
At Marshall and Lily's wedding, Barney discovers that Ted and Robin have a secret that they have been hiding for weeks.

Wait for It

S03, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 24, 2007)
When he sees Robin with an Argentine lover (Enrique Iglesias) by her side, Ted decides he is ready to hit the town with Barney.

We're Not From Here

S03, E02  (First Aired: Oct. 1, 2007)
Barney and Ted decide to pose as out-of-towners in hope of getting the same female attention Robin's Argentine friend (Enrique Iglesias) receives.

Little Boys

S03, E04  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2007)
When Robin begins to date a single father, she bonds with his young son.

Milk

S01, E21  (First Aired: May. 8, 2006)
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.

Come On

S01, E22  (First Aired: May. 15, 2006)
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.

The Third Wheel

S03, E03  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2007)
Two beautiful women show Ted that they are very attracted to him; the gang helps Ted realize that bad luck does not always come in threes.

How I Met Everyone Else

S03, E05  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2007)
Ted's new girl is jealous because the story of how Ted met his friends is better than the story of how he met her.

Dowisetrepla

S03, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2007)
Marshall learns Lily's dirty little financial secret when he and she decide to buy an apartment.

I'm Not That Guy

S03, E06  (First Aired: Oct. 29, 2007)
Marshall gives up his dream of saving the Earth in favor of money after being courted by a lawyer (John Cho) from a corporate firm.

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(First Aired: Sep. 19, 2005)
Through a series of flashbacks, Ted tells his kids how he met their mother.
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Spoiler Alert

S03, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2007)
When Ted thinks he has met a wonderful woman, the gang points out a deal-breaking flaw.

Slapsgiving

S03, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2007)
Lily and Marshall celebrate their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney awaits the consequences of a slap bet.

Where Were We?

S02, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 18, 2006)
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.

The Yips

S03, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2007)
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.

The Scorpion and the Toad

S02, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 25, 2006)
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.

The Platinum Rule

S03, E11  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2007)
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.

No Tomorrow

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 17, 2008)
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.