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S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall tries to prove that his attractive female colleague (Amanda Peet) kissed him; Robin discovers that a drinking game has been made up about her.
  • Thu 2/11
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S05, E14  (First Aired: 
To forget about their own miserable week, Barney's friends root him on in his quest to have the perfect week.
  • Thu 2/11
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Lily asks Robin and Ted for advice when she and Marshall consider having a baby.
  • Fri 2/12
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land

S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Robin rediscovers a group of single girls who like to party; Ted pitches Barney a design for his company's headquarters.
  • Fri 2/12
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land

S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall forget to fix Ted up on a blind date for Valentine's Day; Robin's obnoxious colleague invites her to a party at his apartment.
  • Fri 2/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S01, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin accepts Ted's invitation to a friend's wedding, but, thanks to Ted, the couple may never make it down the aisle.
  • Fri 2/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S05, E16  (First Aired: 
The gang tries to convince Ted that Tiffany (Carrie Underwood) is stringing him along.
  • Fri 2/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Ted spends a romantic night with a woman but does not get her phone number; Robin discovers she has feelings for Ted.
  • Fri 2/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S05, E17  (First Aired: 
When Robin confesses she is still angry with Barney, she enlists the help of a self-help author (Jennifer Lopez) who plans to beat Barney at his own game.
  • Fri 2/12
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Ted walks into the apartment and finds Robin's date sitting on the couch naked.
  • Sat 2/13
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land

S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney pick a fight with a bunch of guys to improve their friends' perceptions of them.
  • Sat 2/13
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land

S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Sat 2/13
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land

S05, E18  (First Aired: 
Lily is upset when Ted brings a date to her birthday dinner celebration.
  • Sat 2/13
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX

S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Marshall is mugged, and Lily wants a gun; he invents a story about a monkey to make her less wary.
  • Sat 2/13
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX

S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Sat 2/13
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX

S07, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Sat 2/13
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S05, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted attends his mother's wedding, he is disturbed by her overly affectionate relationship with her fiance.
  • Mon 2/15
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S05, E21  (First Aired: 
Robin realizes she is finally over Barney and Ted; Lily and Marshall decide to get twin beds.
  • Mon 2/15
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S05, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall, Lily and Barney crash a party at a swanky New York apartment.
  • Mon 2/15
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S05, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted takes a date to see a movie, he learns the story is loosely based on his life.
  • Mon 2/15
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S05, E24  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to decide if they are ready to have a baby; Robin gets offered her dream job.
  • Mon 2/15
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted runs into an ex-girlfriend (Rachel Bilson); Robin is upset over Don; Marshall can't stop talking about his desire to start a family.
  • Mon 2/15
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S06, E02  (First Aired: 
When the gang helps Barney's mother move, they learn that she has lied to him about events throughout his life; Robin oversells Ted to a blind date.
  • Mon 2/15
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted goes out of his way to keep his sister out of trouble when she comes to visit; Marshall introduces Robin to a Minnesota-themed bar.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land

S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin and Ted discover they get along better as roommates if they become friends with benefits; reality stars taunt Marshall from the pages of his magazine.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land

S01, E14  (First Aired: 
After agreeing to take things slowly and not have sex for a month, Ted and Victoria decide that they have waited long enough.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S01, E15  (First Aired: 
When the gang views a tape from Barney's ex-girlfriend, everyone must share their most embarrassing moment in order to get him to tell the full story about the tape.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E04  (First Aired: 
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S06, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S06, E06  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily try to figure out how to conceive a baby with the gender of their choice; Robin's perky new co-anchor irritates her.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Tue 2/16
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S04, E13  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall try to continue their airport reunion tradition; Barney and Ted offer to keep MacLaren's open during a blizzard so they can meet up with some college girls.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land

S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Robin, desperate to find a job before she is deported, agrees to let Barney produce a video resume for her.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land

S01, E16  (First Aired: 
A culinary institute in Germany offers Victoria a fellowship.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E08  (First Aired: 
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall takes an internship at Barney's company and changes his personality in order to fit in.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S06, E10  (First Aired: 
The gang, minus Ted, parties all night with The Blitz (Jorge Garcia), an old friend from college; Ted is forced to spend Thanksgiving with Zoey.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S06, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Wed 2/17
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S04, E15  (First Aired: 
The gang thinks that Barney must have a secret girlfriend after noticing his bizarre behavior.
  • Thu 2/18
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land

S04, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily are less than thrilled when they hear that Ted's college girlfriend (Laura Prepon) has moved to New York.
  • Thu 2/18
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land

S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall receive shocking news that has a profound impact on the gang; Ted begins his duties as best man for an old friend's wedding.
  • Thu 2/18
  • 4:04AM-4:35AM
  • FX

S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Ted accepts an invitation to Robin's place, only to find out that she still has feelings for him.
  • Thu 2/18
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Thu 2/18
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney arranges a hot date for Ted when the gang goes to an awards banquet honoring Robin.
  • Thu 2/18
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Thu 2/18
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted learns that Lily not only planted another woman's earring in his bed for Karen to find, but she also meddled in some of his other relationships.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land

S04, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall conspire to keep Ted in the dark when a client cancels plans to build its new headquarters using Ted's design.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land

S01, E20  (First Aired: 
Lily crashes a prom with Barney and Robin to scout out a possible band for her wedding reception.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S01, E21  (First Aired: 
A matchmaking company claims to have found Ted's soul mate; Lily's car breaks down en route to a secret appointment.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted makes a final attempt to win Robin's heart; Marshall and Lily's relationship is in jeopardy.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Newly single Lily goes to San Francisco; Ted, Barney and Robin try to cheer up unhappy Marshall.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E15  (First Aired: 
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Fri 2/19
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to prove Ted wrong by completing every task on Ted's list of things he thinks the gang is too old to do.
  • Sat 2/20
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • TV Land

S04, E20  (First Aired: 
When Ted loses his job, he decides to start his own architectural firm.
  • Sat 2/20
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land

S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney and Marshall play a joke on Ted, who is having a ``text'' relationship with a girl (Rebecca Budig) he's just met.
  • Sat 2/20
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land

S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Sun 2/21
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S06, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Sun 2/21
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX

S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Sun 2/21
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX

S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Sun 2/21
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S06, E24  (First Aired: 
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted sees through Lily's stories about the fun and excitement she found in San Francisco, and Robin is surprised to learn the real reason Lily came back.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted's parents are visiting for the weekend, and a stunning family secret comes out during brunch.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S07, E04  (First Aired: 
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S07, E05  (First Aired: 
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Mon 2/22
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Ted ponders how being in the right place at the right time can impact a person's life; Barney celebrates his 200th female conquest.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 3:16AM-3:54AM
  • TV Land

S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Stella's fiancé, Tony, tries to help Ted find a job; Barney tries to talk his way out of a speeding ticket.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 3:54AM-4:27AM
  • TV Land

S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to show Ted that his job as an architect is a great way to pick up women.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Lily moves in with Barney; Marshall enjoys fun couple activities with another man.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E07  (First Aired: 
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S07, E08  (First Aired: 
Ted finally reconnects with the girl in the pumpkin costume; Barney learns he has some Canadian in him; pregnancy takes over Lily's brain.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S07, E09  (First Aired: 
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S07, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Tue 2/23
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should explore other career options; Marshall tries to lure Ted to the roof for a surprise birthday party.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 3:12AM-3:49AM
  • TV Land

S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Lily forces Barney and Robin to face their fears about defining their relationship; Ted is anxious about his first lecture at Columbia.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 3:49AM-4:21AM
  • TV Land

S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney propositions Marshall's law professor (Jane Seymour); Lily tries to teach Ted's boss (Bryan Cranston) a lesson.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E11  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted consider making a life-altering decision together; Robin tries to talk Lily and Marshall out of moving to Long Island.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin gets some bad news and decides to keep it to herself; Marshall decorates the house in the suburbs for the holidays.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S07, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S07, E14  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S07, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
  • Wed 2/24
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Ted realizes that his blind date is actually someone he dated years earlier -- and they still have nothing in common.
  • Thu 2/25
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • TV Land

S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Robin investigates when she thinks Barney is cheating on her, only to find that he is spending his time with Ted, taking lessons in how to date her.
  • Thu 2/25
  • 4:00AM-4:30AM
  • TV Land

S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Thu 2/25
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Thu 2/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Thu 2/25
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Thu 2/25
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S07, E19  (First Aired: 
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Thu 2/25
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Thu 2/25
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX