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S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Barney uses his best womanizing tactics to try to convince Ted to design the new GNB building; Robin drunk-dials Don.
  • Sun 9/25
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX

S06, E04  (First Aired: 
When the gang teases Robin about not being a real New Yorker, she sets out to prove them wrong by racing to catch a glimpse of Woody Allen.
  • Sun 9/25
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX

S06, E05  (First Aired: 
Ted becomes conflicted after meeting an attractive woman who is passionate about saving the landmark building being torn down for his new project.
  • Sun 9/25
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S06, E07  (First Aired: 
When Zoey enrolls in Ted's class, she tries to convince his students to help save the building from being torn down for his project; Marshall and Lily notice Robin marching in the Halloween parade of shame.
  • Sun 9/25
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Ted and Barney try to convince Marshall his new girlfriend is crazy.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 10:00AM-10:32AM
  • Comedy

S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily go to Atlantic city to elope, but are held up by the three-day wait for a license.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 10:32AM-11:04AM
  • Comedy

S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E08  (First Aired: 
The gang attends a black-tie fundraiser at the Natural History Museum; Ted meets Zoey's husband, the captain.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S06, E09  (First Aired: 
When Barney finds a copy of the kids' show featuring Robin's alter ego, the friends learn more about her past as a performer than they expected.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S06, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted asks Zoey's husband (Kyle MacLachlan) to hang out; Robin and Marshall decide to spend some time together.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Afraid they will never get pregnant, Lily and Marshall decide to see a specialist; Robin begins her new job.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While on a trip to Minnesota, Ted and Barney try anything to make Marshall laugh; Marshall runs into an old nemesis from high school.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S06, E15  (First Aired: 
When Zoey's naive cousin (Katy Perry) visits, Barney makes a move on her; Ted comes to grips with his feelings for Zoey.
  • Mon 9/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney gets an invitation to the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show afterparty, where he can mingle with all the models.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land

S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends try to convince him that he should not date his doctor by sharing some of their own toxic experiences.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin refuses to go to the mall with the gang, hoping to cover up a secret from her past.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 10:00AM-10:32AM
  • Comedy

S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Barney's gay brother (Wayne Brady) arrives as Barney is struggling with the realization that all his friends have settled into relationships.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 10:32AM-11:04AM
  • Comedy

S07, E19  (First Aired: 
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney declares Feb. 13 a holiday for desperate women; Marshall receives a Valentine's Day surprise from Lily; Zoey and Ted work on figuring out their relationship.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S06, E17  (First Aired: 
Marshall becomes obsessed with saving the environment after seeing a documentary on garbage; Ted runs into The Captain; Barney admits he has feelings for a woman.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S06, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney's growing feelings for Nora make him worry about his heart; Robyn dates a man who acts like a dog.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney meets his father; the gang points out things each of them should know but never learned.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S06, E20  (First Aired: 
Marshall quits his job at Goliath National Bank to volunteer at an environmental organization; Ted and Zooey continue to butt heads over the future of the Arcadia.
  • Tue 9/27
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted emulates Barney and lives like there is no tomorrow, forcing Marshall to deliver a post-St. Patrick's Day reality check.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land

S03, E13  (First Aired: 
When Ted romantically pursues his beautiful dermatologist, Stella, he ends up attracting the attention of her assistant (Britney Spears).
  • Wed 9/28
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Harsh words between Ted and Lily nearly ruin the gang's Christmas.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • Comedy

S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Robin tries to keep her younger sister from having sex, which prompts the group to recall their own first experiences.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • Comedy

S02, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall's pals torment him after discovering a nude painting of him; Ted struggles to fire a difficult employee (Bryan Cranston).
  • Wed 9/28
  • 11:00AM-11:33AM
  • Comedy

S07, E21  (First Aired: 
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S02, E14  (First Aired: 
When a funeral foils Ted's Super Bowl plans, the gang makes a pact to remain in the dark about the winner until everyone can watch the recording together; star-struck Barney recognizes Emmitt Smith on the street.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 11:33AM-12:05PM
  • Comedy

S06, E21  (First Aired: 
Barney tries to make his life seem more exciting as he bonds with his father (John Lithgow); Robin encounters a guy she likes.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lily and Robin try to force Barney and Marshall to make amends after an argument; Ted plans a weekend away with Zoey.
  • Wed 9/28
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX
  • Thu 9/29
  • 4:20AM-4:50AM
  • FX

S03, E14  (First Aired: 
A mystery woman sabotages Barney's love life, and to try to figure out who she is, Barney creates his own set of tournament brackets to decide which of 64 women has the most cause to hate him.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land

S03, E15  (First Aired: 
Marshall questions his decision to take a job in a corporate law firm after his boss emasculates him verbally.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

S02, E15  (First Aired: 
A string of bad luck ensues when Ted picks up a lucky penny; Marshall's injured toe keeps him out of the New York City Marathon.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 10:00AM-10:32AM
  • Comedy

S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Ted gets rid of items from ex-girlfriends that he had been saving; Barney forces Lily and the gang to attend his party.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 10:32AM-11:04AM
  • Comedy

S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Ted must make a decision that could affect his relationship, his friends share their real opinions of Zoey.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S06, E24  (First Aired: 
Barney and Robin bond while intervening in Ted's relationship; Marshall fears an impending bout of food poisoning; Ted acts as best man in an important wedding.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Barney and Ted reminisce about Punchy's wedding; Robin considers confessing her feelings.
  • Thu 9/29
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Barney, in his own inimitable style, picks up the pieces when Robin picks up where she left off with an old flame, only to have him break her heart again.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land

S03, E17  (First Aired: 
When Barney breaks the ``bro code,'' he struggles with the consequences of his actions.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

S02, E17  (First Aired: 
The gang recalls great memories in Marshall's car when it gives out just short of 200,000 miles.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 10:25AM-10:57AM
  • Comedy

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney goes to extraordinary lengths to sabotage Ted and Robin's relationship as the two prepare to move in together.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 10:57AM-11:30AM
  • Comedy

S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E02  (First Aired: 
Marshall worries videos he made in the past will put his dream job in jeopardy; Ted must choose a date for the architects ball.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful; Barney makes a bet with Marshall and Lily.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S07, E04  (First Aired: 
Robin attends court-mandated therapy sessions after assaulting a woman who was hoping to ruin Barney's relationship; Ted becomes overly involved in Lily's pregnancy.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S07, E05  (First Aired: 
Marshall decides to step in after seeing his boss's approach to settling with a million dollar company; Ted's class trip isn't what he envisioned.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S07, E06  (First Aired: 
Ted's friends get involved when he doesn't do a background check on his new lady friend; Lily and Marshall deal with learning their baby's gender.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S07, E07  (First Aired: 
The gang recognizes similarities between their significant other and their parents; a string of unfortunate events ruin Nora and Barney's evening of romance.
  • Fri 9/30
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S07, E09  (First Aired: 
The gang remembers the events of Hurricane Irene; Barney tries to get out of wearing the ducky tie.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX

S07, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin and Barney keep a secret from their significant others; Lily, Marshall and Ted go to a concert.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S07, E13  (First Aired: 
Marshall goes to his father's grave for New Year's Day tailgating; Barney and Ted open a bar; Robin fills in for a news anchor.
  • Sun 10/2
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:04AM-2:34AM
  • FX

S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Barney ruins Marshall's bachelor party plans, prompting Marshall to rethink his selection of a best man.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 10:00AM-10:32AM
  • Comedy

S02, E20  (First Aired: 
Barney meets Bob Barker and gets to play in the Showcase Showdown on ``The Price Is Right.''
  • Mon 10/3
  • 10:32AM-11:04AM
  • Comedy

S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E14  (First Aired: 
When Marshall and Lily officially move into their house in the suburbs, Lily's father refuses to move out; the gang visits a strip club.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S07, E15  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall throw a housewarming party, during which Ted nearly comes to blows with Marshall's boss; Barney hits on a crazy divorcee.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S07, E16  (First Aired: 
Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine's Day with a weekend in Vermont; Barney meets his match.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Ted reveals his feelings for Robin after she breaks up with Kevin; Barney intends to find something personal of Lily and Marshall's.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Barney pursues Quinn, even after learning she's a stripper; Marshall and Lily show Robin what life is like in the suburbs; Ted tries to figure out what to do with Robin's room.
  • Mon 10/3
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S03, E18  (First Aired: 
When Ted tells Stella's secret to the gang, he must face the consequences of breaking her trust.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land

S03, E19  (First Aired: 
When Barney and Abby (Britney Spears) realize they share a hatred of Ted, they go to a bar together to rub their relationship in Ted's face.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E19  (First Aired: 
The gang objects to Barney and Quinn's (Becki Newton) plan to move in together; Ted and Robin get into a fight.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Ted, Marshall and Barney get together to watch the ``Star Wars'' trilogy and consider their futures; Barney and Quinn move in together.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S07, E21  (First Aired: 
As Ted settles into living alone, Barney tries to get him to hit the town every night; Lily has an erotic dream; Robin becomes famous.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S07, E22  (First Aired: 
Marshall panics when he realizes the baby is coming soon; Robin and Ted decide to come to terms with their relationship; Barney plans a road trip.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S07, E23  (First Aired: 
Lily goes into labor while Marshall and Barney are in Atlantic City; Robin and Ted try to distract Lily from her labor pains.
  • Tue 10/4
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S03, E20  (First Aired: 
An accident causes Ted to re-evaluate his life and his relationship with Stella.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land

S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Stella responds to Ted's proposal; Barney realizes he's in love with Robin.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S07, E24  (First Aired: 
On Barney's wedding day, the friends remember the time they encouraged Ted to go after the one that got away.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Ted recounts a story about leaving a note for Victoria's ex-fiance (Thomas Lennon) in hope of calming Robin, who is anxious on her and Barney's wedding day.
  • Wed 10/5
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Burger-mad Marshall meets Regis Philbin while on a quest to find the restaurant where he had his very first New York burger.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 5:00AM-5:30AM
  • TV Land

S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Ted is stunned to learn that Stella expects him to move to New Jersey after they wed.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 5:30AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Robin is suspicious of Barney's relationship with Patrice; Marshall makes a disturbing discovery about his mother.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Barney prepares a comprehensive pre-nup, the other guys decide to propose relationship amendments to their significant others; Quinn is furious and makes a pre-nup of her own.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Marshall and Lily discover their trouble finding a nanny is a result of one of Barney's schemes; Ted and Robin argue over whose relationship is more serious.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lily and Marshall test their friends to see who would be the best godparents.
  • Thu 10/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S04, E04  (First Aired: 
Ted discovers that his friends ditched their plans to stage an intervention for his engagement to Stella, but he is adamant that they go through with it anyway.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 4:54AM-5:27AM
  • TV Land

S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Stella (Sarah Chalke) and Ted's spontaneous wedding plans are jeopardized by the presence of their exes.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 5:27AM-6:00AM
  • TV Land

S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • Lifetime

S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Ted wonders if he should tell Robin that Barney plans to propose to Patrice; Lily and Marshall run into an acquaintance from college.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • Lifetime

S08, E05  (First Aired: 
As Ted and Victoria consider the future of their relationship, Ted asks Lily and Marshall for advice; Robin is concerned when she learns that Barney's new wingman is a dog.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Barney takes matters into his own hands when Robin is hesitant to end things with Nick; Marshall and Lily desparately want some private time.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Marshall ends up having to do damage control after his friend, Brad (Joe Manganiello), interviews for a job at the firm; Robin negotiates Barney's return to the strip club circuit.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S08, E08  (First Aired: 
In the biggest case of his career, Marshall faces off with his archenemy, Brad (Joe Manganiello); the gang remembers delinquent moments from their teenage years.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • FX

S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Robin is determined to hook up with Barney one more time; Ted substitutes for Marvin's nanny.
  • Fri 10/7
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • FX

S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Robin insists that Barney ask her dad for permission to marry her; Ted tries to bury his feelings by throwing himself into wedding planning.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Barney asks Ted to keep dating Carly (Ashley Benson), a much younger woman, even though she and Ted have nothing in common.
  • Sun 10/9
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX