Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore Recaps

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: Reunited, And It Feels So... Gawd!

  It's reunion time, Bitchuations, and Amy Paffrath is back and looking like what would happen if a disco ball banged a glitter factory then crapped...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: The Bitchuation

  Previously: The least successful retreat to nature The Cabin in the Woods, Eden Lake, and The Strangers -- if only because none of these douchenozzles...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: "Bacon, Egg, and Cheese... Your Girl Blew Me"

  Previously: It was a bad week for people whose names started with "J." Deena dumped Joey. The Situation finally initiated Operation: Jump Jionni. Duggar children,...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: Vagina Mold, Truth Be Told

  Previously: The Situation waited... and waited... and waited... and waited for the perfect opportunity to spring the information Snooki cheated on Jionni with him. Meanwhile,...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: Bait & Sitch

  Previously: It was love for everyone at the Jersey Shore -- The Situation and Lola the Bunny Suit, Pauly and his stalker, and Roger and...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: Gateau Get Through This

  Previously: Relationships were frayed -- JWOWW and Roger's, the Meatballs and Danny's. But Paula and The Situation were getting along swimmingly -- swimming in a...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: The Tri-Funk-Ta, or Meatball Walking

  Previously: The Situation lost his marbles... well, technically they were hanging out of his unzipped pants. He went from confiding in Snooki to deciding she...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: Cocksure

  Previously: Under the heinous threat of having to meet new people, the kids literally abducted Vinny from his mental health week and dragged him back...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: A Swarm of B******

  Previously: Vinny returned to Staten Island, which meant the household narrative wasn't about The Situation for 13 seconds, so he walked out to make sure...

• 'Jersey Shore' recap: No Chain, No Gain

  Previously: Deena was so excited to return to the Jersey Shore, she was like "a hamster in heat." How did I miss that soundbite? Vinny,...