Malcolm in the Middle

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Malcolm Holds His Tongue Malcolm makes the basketball team, then gets kicked off for his constant complaining.

Sun 11/8 1:00-1:30am NIK

Day Care Lois and Hal pretend to be churchgoers in order to take advantage of a day-care program.

Sun 11/8 1:30-2:00am NIK

Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Sun 11/8 8:00-8:30pm NIK

Dewey's Special Class Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Sun 11/8 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Vegas Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.

Mon 11/9 1:00-1:30am NIK

Goodbye Kitty No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Mon 11/9 1:30-2:00am NIK

Day Care Lois and Hal pretend to be churchgoers in order to take advantage of a day-care program.

Mon 11/9 7:00-7:30am FX

Vegas Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.

Mon 11/9 7:30-8:00am FX

Watching the Baby Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so an exhausted Lois can get some sleep.

Mon 11/9 3:00-3:30pm FX

Goodbye Kitty No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Mon 11/9 3:30-4:00pm FX

Cynthia's Back Cynthia returns from Europe with a more developed figure than Malcolm and Reese remember.

Mon 11/9 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Watching the Baby Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so an exhausted Lois can get some sleep.

Tue 11/10 7:00-7:30am FX

Goodbye Kitty No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.

Tue 11/10 7:30-8:00am FX

Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Tue 11/10 2:00-2:30pm FX

Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.

Tue 11/10 2:30-3:00pm FX

Block Party Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

Tue 11/10 8:00-8:30pm NIK

Softball Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Tue 11/10 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.

Wed 11/11 7:00-7:30am FX

Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.

Wed 11/11 7:30-8:00am FX

Block Party Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

Wed 11/11 2:00-2:30pm FX

Dirty Magazine Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Wed 11/11 2:30-3:00pm FX

Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Wed 11/11 8:00-8:30pm NIK

Lois' Sister Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Wed 11/11 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Block Party Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

Thu 11/12 7:00-7:30am FX

Dirty Magazine Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Thu 11/12 7:30-8:00am FX

Hot Tub Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit.

Thu 11/12 2:30-3:00pm FX

Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Thu 11/12 3:00-3:30pm FX

Malcolm Dates a Family Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Thu 11/12 8:00-8:30pm NIK

Reese's Apartment Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

Thu 11/12 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Hot Tub Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit.

Fri 11/13 7:00-7:30am FX

Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Fri 11/13 7:30-8:00am FX

Softball Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Fri 11/13 3:00-3:30pm FX

Lois' Sister Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Fri 11/13 3:30-4:00pm FX

Malcolm Dates a Family Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Fri 11/13 6:00-6:30pm FX

Reese's Apartment Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

Fri 11/13 6:30-7:00pm FX

Polly in the Middle Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Sun 11/15 1:00-1:30am NIK

Malcolm Visits College While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Sun 11/15 1:30-2:00am NIK

Buseys Run Away The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.

Mon 11/16 1:00-1:30am NIK

Kitty's Back Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous ``Brotherhood Initiation.''

Mon 11/16 1:30-2:00am NIK

Malcolm Visits College While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Mon 11/16 7:00-7:30am FX

Polly in the Middle Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Mon 11/16 7:30-8:00am FX

Experiment Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.

Mon 11/16 2:00-2:30pm FX

Dewey's Special Class Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Mon 11/16 2:30-3:00pm FX

Evacuation The entire town is evacuated following a train derailment and toxic waste spill.

Mon 11/16 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Experiment Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.

Tue 11/17 7:00-7:30am FX

Dewey's Special Class Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Tue 11/17 7:30-8:00am FX

Reese Joins the Army Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.

Tue 11/17 2:00-2:30pm FX

Reese Joins the Army Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.

Tue 11/17 2:30-3:00pm FX

Houseboat Hal and Lois take the family on a houseboat vacation with the Kenarbins.

Tue 11/17 8:00-8:30pm NIK

Emancipation Francis devises a way to become legally emancipated from his parents.

Tue 11/17 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Reese Joins the Army Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.

Wed 11/18 7:00-7:30am FX

Reese Joins the Army Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.

Wed 11/18 7:30-8:00am FX

Reese Comes Home Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.

Wed 11/18 2:00-2:30pm FX

Buseys Run Away The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.

Wed 11/18 2:30-3:00pm FX

The Bots and the Bees Malcolm and his classmates build a robot.

Wed 11/18 8:00-8:30pm NIK

Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.

Wed 11/18 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Reese Comes Home Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.

Thu 11/19 7:00-7:30am FX

Buseys Run Away The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.

Thu 11/19 7:30-8:00am FX

Standee When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war, Hal enlists Reese's help.

Thu 11/19 12:00-12:30pm FX

Pearl Harbor Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor, Jessica, has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay.

Thu 11/19 12:30-1:00pm FX

Watching the Baby Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so an exhausted Lois can get some sleep.

Thu 11/19 8:00-8:30pm NIK

Future Malcolm Malcolm fears he will grow up to resemble a genius chess player named Leonard (Jason Alexander) who has no friends.

Thu 11/19 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Standee When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war, Hal enlists Reese's help.

Fri 11/20 7:00-7:30am FX

Pearl Harbor Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor, Jessica, has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay.

Fri 11/20 7:30-8:00am FX

Kitty's Back Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous ``Brotherhood Initiation.''

Fri 11/20 2:00-2:30pm FX

Hal Sleepwalks Hal agonizes over his anniversary and begins sleepwalking; Reese catches him and learns he is programmable.

Fri 11/20 2:30-3:00pm FX

Lois Battles Jamie Lois becomes convinced that Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a cabinet and nearly crushes her.

Fri 11/20 3:00-3:30pm FX

Malcolm's Car Malcolm's dream of owning a classic car turns into a nightmare when he realizes he has purchased a lemon; Lois begs Hal to fix her horrible haircut and unearths his hidden talent with hair, making him popular in the neighborhood.

Fri 11/20 3:30-4:00pm FX