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Malcolm in the Middle

Malcolm in the Middle

The Cleavers they ain't. Mom is a screaming control freak, Dad is a goofy human hairball, oldest son Francis escaped the family at a young age, Reese is just criminal, Dewey is a space cadet and young Jamie is the scapegoat. The middle kid, Malcolm (who delivers the narrative for the capers of this wacked-out clan) is a brainiac who doesn't want to be burdened by his genius.

Premiere:
Jan 09, 2000
Original Network:
FOX

Upcoming Episodes of 'Malcolm in the Middle'

Malcolm Holds His Tongue Malcolm makes the basketball team, then gets kicked off for his constant complaining.
Sun 11/8 1:00-1:30am NIK
Day Care Lois and Hal pretend to be churchgoers in order to take advantage of a day-care program.
Sun 11/8 1:30-2:00am NIK
Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
Sun 11/8 8:00-8:30pm NIK
Dewey's Special Class Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.
Sun 11/8 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Vegas Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.
Mon 11/9 1:00-1:30am NIK
Goodbye Kitty No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
Mon 11/9 1:30-2:00am NIK
Day Care Lois and Hal pretend to be churchgoers in order to take advantage of a day-care program.
Mon 11/9 7:00-7:30am FX
Vegas Family takes a road trip to Las Vegas to support Dewey in a contest for junior farmers; a lounge singer (David Cassidy) invites Lois backstage.
Mon 11/9 7:30-8:00am FX
Watching the Baby Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so an exhausted Lois can get some sleep.
Mon 11/9 3:00-3:30pm FX
Goodbye Kitty No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
Mon 11/9 3:30-4:00pm FX
Cynthia's Back Cynthia returns from Europe with a more developed figure than Malcolm and Reese remember.
Mon 11/9 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Watching the Baby Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so an exhausted Lois can get some sleep.
Tue 11/10 7:00-7:30am FX
Goodbye Kitty No one wants to tell Stevie his parents are getting a divorce, until Reese spills the beans.
Tue 11/10 7:30-8:00am FX
Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
Tue 11/10 2:00-2:30pm FX
Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.
Tue 11/10 2:30-3:00pm FX
Block Party Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.
Tue 11/10 8:00-8:30pm NIK
Softball Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.
Tue 11/10 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Malcolm Films Reese Malcolm chooses Reese as his subject for an abnormal psychology midterm project; Dewey earns some extra cash as a street performer.
Wed 11/11 7:00-7:30am FX
Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.
Wed 11/11 7:30-8:00am FX
Block Party Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.
Wed 11/11 2:00-2:30pm FX
Dirty Magazine Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.
Wed 11/11 2:30-3:00pm FX
Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.
Wed 11/11 8:00-8:30pm NIK
Lois' Sister Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.
Wed 11/11 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Block Party Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.
Thu 11/12 7:00-7:30am FX
Dirty Magazine Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.
Thu 11/12 7:30-8:00am FX
Hot Tub Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit.
Thu 11/12 2:30-3:00pm FX
Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.
Thu 11/12 3:00-3:30pm FX
Malcolm Dates a Family Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.
Thu 11/12 8:00-8:30pm NIK
Reese's Apartment Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.
Thu 11/12 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Hot Tub Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit.
Fri 11/13 7:00-7:30am FX
Ida's Boyfriend Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.
Fri 11/13 7:30-8:00am FX
Softball Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.
Fri 11/13 3:00-3:30pm FX
Lois' Sister Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.
Fri 11/13 3:30-4:00pm FX
Malcolm Dates a Family Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.
Fri 11/13 6:00-6:30pm FX
Reese's Apartment Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.
Fri 11/13 6:30-7:00pm FX
Polly in the Middle Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.
Sun 11/15 1:00-1:30am NIK
Malcolm Visits College While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.
Sun 11/15 1:30-2:00am NIK
Buseys Run Away The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.
Mon 11/16 1:00-1:30am NIK
Kitty's Back Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous ``Brotherhood Initiation.''
Mon 11/16 1:30-2:00am NIK
Malcolm Visits College While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.
Mon 11/16 7:00-7:30am FX
Polly in the Middle Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.
Mon 11/16 7:30-8:00am FX
Experiment Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.
Mon 11/16 2:00-2:30pm FX
Dewey's Special Class Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.
Mon 11/16 2:30-3:00pm FX
Evacuation The entire town is evacuated following a train derailment and toxic waste spill.
Mon 11/16 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Experiment Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.
Tue 11/17 7:00-7:30am FX
Dewey's Special Class Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.
Tue 11/17 7:30-8:00am FX
Reese Joins the Army Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.
Tue 11/17 2:00-2:30pm FX
Reese Joins the Army Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.
Tue 11/17 2:30-3:00pm FX
Houseboat Hal and Lois take the family on a houseboat vacation with the Kenarbins.
Tue 11/17 8:00-8:30pm NIK
Emancipation Francis devises a way to become legally emancipated from his parents.
Tue 11/17 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Reese Joins the Army Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.
Wed 11/18 7:00-7:30am FX
Reese Joins the Army Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.
Wed 11/18 7:30-8:00am FX
Reese Comes Home Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.
Wed 11/18 2:00-2:30pm FX
Buseys Run Away The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.
Wed 11/18 2:30-3:00pm FX
The Bots and the Bees Malcolm and his classmates build a robot.
Wed 11/18 8:00-8:30pm NIK
Malcolm's Job Lois gets Malcolm a job at the Lucky Aid; Hal and Jamie join a father/son class, spawning competition among the other members.
Wed 11/18 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Reese Comes Home Reese parachutes into Afghanistan, and then, posing as an Afghan woman, he deserts the Army.
Thu 11/19 7:00-7:30am FX
Buseys Run Away The Buseys disappear after Dewey leaves the special-needs class; Hal becomes the leader of a group of brainless bodybuilders.
Thu 11/19 7:30-8:00am FX
Standee When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war, Hal enlists Reese's help.
Thu 11/19 12:00-12:30pm FX
Pearl Harbor Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor, Jessica, has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay.
Thu 11/19 12:30-1:00pm FX
Watching the Baby Hal and the boys offer to watch the baby so an exhausted Lois can get some sleep.
Thu 11/19 8:00-8:30pm NIK
Future Malcolm Malcolm fears he will grow up to resemble a genius chess player named Leonard (Jason Alexander) who has no friends.
Thu 11/19 8:30-9:00pm NIK
Standee When Hal and the garbageman get into a trash-dumping war, Hal enlists Reese's help.
Fri 11/20 7:00-7:30am FX
Pearl Harbor Malcolm and Reese plot revenge after they realize their teenage neighbor, Jessica, has tricked each of them into believing the other is gay.
Fri 11/20 7:30-8:00am FX
Kitty's Back Kitty returns and asks Lois for help getting Kitty's estranged husband back; Francis comes home and puts Dewey through the torturous ``Brotherhood Initiation.''
Fri 11/20 2:00-2:30pm FX
Hal Sleepwalks Hal agonizes over his anniversary and begins sleepwalking; Reese catches him and learns he is programmable.
Fri 11/20 2:30-3:00pm FX
Lois Battles Jamie Lois becomes convinced that Jamie is out to get her when Jamie knocks over a cabinet and nearly crushes her.
Fri 11/20 3:00-3:30pm FX
Malcolm's Car Malcolm's dream of owning a classic car turns into a nightmare when he realizes he has purchased a lemon; Lois begs Hal to fix her horrible haircut and unearths his hidden talent with hair, making him popular in the neighborhood.
Fri 11/20 3:30-4:00pm FX

Cast of 'Malcolm in the Middle'