Malcolm in the Middle

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Billboard The boys spark a media frenzy by vandalizing a suggestive billboard and then turning it into a women's rights protest.

Mon 11/23 7:00-7:30am FX

Opera Hal's refusal to sleep in the new king-size bed Lois bought inspires Dewey to write an opera.

Mon 11/23 7:30-8:00am FX

Living Will As executor of a neighbor's living will, Hal must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug.

Mon 11/23 2:00-2:30pm FX

Tiki Lounge When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat.

Mon 11/23 2:30-3:00pm FX

Living Will As executor of a neighbor's living will, Hal must decide whether to keep him on life support or pull the plug.

Tue 11/24 7:00-7:30am FX

Tiki Lounge When Hal and Lois realize how little time they spend together, Hal turns the garage into a private tiki lounge where he and Lois can retreat.

Tue 11/24 7:30-8:00am FX

Ida Loses a Leg When Dewey's grandmother (Cloris Leachman) loses a leg saving him from a truck, guilt consumes him, and he vows to find the leg and give it a proper burial.

Tue 11/24 1:00-1:30pm FX

Chad's Sleepover Hal forbids Dewey from inviting Chad for a sleepover; Malcolm and Reese learn that they are not as popular as they thought they were.

Tue 11/24 1:30-2:00pm FX

No Motorcycles Hal makes good on an old promise to take Francis on a motorcycle trip, during which the two bond over a bottle of 21-year-old scotch.

Tue 11/24 3:00-3:30pm FX

Butterflies When Malcolm discovers a man living in the Lucky Aide, he agrees to keep his secret in exchange for information on his new crush, another employee.

Tue 11/24 3:30-4:00pm FX

Polly in the Middle Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Tue 11/24 8:00-8:30pm NIK

No Motorcycles Hal makes good on an old promise to take Francis on a motorcycle trip, during which the two bond over a bottle of 21-year-old scotch.

Wed 11/25 7:00-7:30am FX

Butterflies When Malcolm discovers a man living in the Lucky Aide, he agrees to keep his secret in exchange for information on his new crush, another employee.

Wed 11/25 7:30-8:00am FX

Ida's Dance Malcolm expects his music appreciation course to be easy but when he fails his first assignment, he turns to Dewey for tutoring to salvage his grade point average.

Wed 11/25 1:00-1:30pm FX

Motivational Speaker Both Dewey and Reese get a lesson in loyalty after one finds joy in the homemade treats and fabric softener of another mother, while the other bonds with neighborhood dogs.

Wed 11/25 1:30-2:00pm FX

Stilts When Hal finds that one of his sons has been dialing a 900 number, he tries to explain the error to the hotline and afterward forgets to hang up the phone, incurring an $800 charge.

Wed 11/25 3:00-3:30pm FX

Thanksgiving Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Wed 11/25 3:30-4:00pm FX

Billboard The boys spark a media frenzy by vandalizing a suggestive billboard and then turning it into a women's rights protest.

Wed 11/25 8:00-8:30pm NIK

Stilts When Hal finds that one of his sons has been dialing a 900 number, he tries to explain the error to the hotline and afterward forgets to hang up the phone, incurring an $800 charge.

Thu 11/26 7:00-7:30am FX

Thanksgiving Malcolm skips out on Thanksgiving to go to a party; Reese becomes abusive to Hal and Dewey as he attempts to prepare Thanksgiving dinner.

Thu 11/26 7:30-8:00am FX

Buseys Take a Hostage When Hal is encouraged to become the president of the neighborhood association, Malcolm sees it as an opportunity to add some excitement to the community.

Fri 11/27 7:00-7:30am FX

Mrs. Tri-County The boys secretly enter Lois in a beauty pageant as a joke, but when it becomes serious, they plot to help her win the crown.

Fri 11/27 7:30-8:00am FX

Burning Man When Malcolm and Reese try to sneak off to the Burning Man festival, Lois and Hal find out and decide to borrow an RV so it can be a family trip.

Mon 11/30 7:00-7:30am FX

Health Insurance When Hal forgets to pay the family's health insurance, the company will not reinstate it until Monday, so he panics and locks the boys in their room to keep them from getting hurt.

Mon 11/30 7:30-8:00am FX

Reese vs. Stevie Hal catches Dewey smoking and makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.

Mon 11/30 3:00-3:30pm FX

Jessica Stays Over A neighbor's daughter uses her wiles to gain control of Lois' car, and Malcolm ends up in the driver's seat.

Mon 11/30 3:30-4:00pm FX

No Episode Title A child genius deals with two other brothers and with eccentric parents.

Mon 11/30 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Reese vs. Stevie Hal catches Dewey smoking and makes a deal with him that he will stop drinking coffee if Dewey quits smoking.

Tue 12/1 7:00-7:30am FX

Jessica Stays Over A neighbor's daughter uses her wiles to gain control of Lois' car, and Malcolm ends up in the driver's seat.

Tue 12/1 7:30-8:00am FX

Secret Boyfriend Sparks fly when Malcolm and his dimwitted but beautiful chemistry partner agree to a secret romantic relationship.

Tue 12/1 2:30-3:00pm FX

Blackout Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home but ends up knocking out the lights in the house.

Tue 12/1 3:00-3:30pm FX

No Episode Title A child genius deals with two other brothers and with eccentric parents.

Tue 12/1 8:00-8:30pm NIK Tue 12/1 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Secret Boyfriend Sparks fly when Malcolm and his dimwitted but beautiful chemistry partner agree to a secret romantic relationship.

Wed 12/2 7:00-7:30am FX

Blackout Francis decides to surprise the family by coming home but ends up knocking out the lights in the house.

Wed 12/2 7:30-8:00am FX

Malcolm Defends Reese Lois finds a new babysitter, who is wonderful until she starts talking and drives Lois crazy.

Wed 12/2 2:00-2:30pm FX

Malcolm's Money When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie.

Wed 12/2 2:30-3:00pm FX

No Episode Title A child genius deals with two other brothers and with eccentric parents.

Wed 12/2 8:00-8:30pm NIK Wed 12/2 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Malcolm Defends Reese Lois finds a new babysitter, who is wonderful until she starts talking and drives Lois crazy.

Thu 12/3 7:00-7:30am FX

Malcolm's Money When Hal and Lois receive a check for $10,000 made out to Malcolm, their first instinct is to keep it, until Dewey overhears their plan and wants a piece of the pie.

Thu 12/3 7:30-8:00am FX

Bride of Ida When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys.

Thu 12/3 3:00-3:30pm FX

College Recruiters Dewey talks Francis into getting a job; Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters.

Thu 12/3 3:30-4:00pm FX

No Episode Title A child genius deals with two other brothers and with eccentric parents.

Thu 12/3 8:00-8:30pm NIK Thu 12/3 8:30-9:00pm NIK

Bride of Ida When Lois and Hal take Dewey out of town for a piano competition, they enlist Grandma Ida to watch over the boys.

Fri 12/4 7:00-7:30am FX

College Recruiters Dewey talks Francis into getting a job; Malcolm refuses to meet with college recruiters.

Fri 12/4 7:30-8:00am FX

Mono After Malcolm contracts infectious mononucleosis from Lois, the two must spend day and night together, quarantined in the same room.

Fri 12/4 2:00-2:30pm FX

Hal Grieves Hal learns that his father has passed away, but because he never knew his father, he does not shed a tear.

Fri 12/4 2:30-3:00pm FX