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Christmas Trees

S05, E07  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2003)
Hal and the boys slash the prices of their Christmas trees to outsell a nearby church; when business booms, the guys are threatened by two priests from the competing lot.

Block Party

S05, E08  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 2004)
Neighbors throw their annual block party while Malcolm and his family are on vacation.

Dirty Magazine

S05, E09  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2004)
Malcolm alerts the ACLU when he encounters censorship while working on the high-school literary magazine; Hal tries to flirt with the woman in his office responsible for cutbacks.

Hot Tub

S05, E10  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 2004)
Hal gets a rash from the hot tub he was supposed to keep clean; Malcolm gets his driver's permit.

Ida's Boyfriend

S05, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 2004)
Grandma Ida announces that she plans to marry a wealthy Chinese man she met on a cruise; Malcolm gets his tongue pierced.

Softball

S05, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 2004)
Malcolm cannot play softball because of Lois' presence, so she trades him; Reese wants to steal more toilet seats than Francis.

Lois' Sister

S05, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 2004)
Lois and her competitive sister must reconcile because Susan (Laurie Metcalf) needs a kidney transplant.

Malcolm Dates a Family

S05, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2004)
Malcolm spends all his free time with his new girlfriend and her family; Lois wages war on a pizza parlor that has been overcharging her.

Reese's Apartment

S05, E15  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2004)
Francis is determined to show his parents why they should not have kicked Reese out; Malcolm helps a football player write a college essay.

Malcolm Visits College

S05, E16  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2004)
While visiting a college campus, Lois insists on staying with Malcolm in the coed dormitory, where she clashes with a power-hungry resident adviser.

Polly in the Middle

S05, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 25, 2004)
Hal and Lois each set Polly up on a date, then force her to choose between the two men; Malcolm and Dewey meet baseball legend Reggie Jackson.

Experiment

S05, E19  (First Aired: May. 2, 2004)
Reese tinkers with Malcolm and Stevie's science experiment; while selling candy for school, Dewey fibs that the money will be used to support the war on terrorism.

Dewey's Special Class

S05, E18  (First Aired: May. 2, 2004)
Malcolm convinces Dewey to do poorly on an IQ test, but Dewey does so poorly that he ends up in a class for the emotionally disturbed; Hal and Craig become obsessed with a dance video-arcade game.

Victor's Other Family

S05, E20  (First Aired: May. 9, 2004)
While visiting her father's secret Canadian family, Lois and the boys are dismayed to find out that the other family is absolutely perfect.

Reese Joins the Army

S05, E21  (First Aired: May. 16, 2004)
Everything goes out of control when Reese joins the Army, Hal is accused of insider trading, and Lois falls into a catatonic state.

Reese Joins the Army

S05, E22  (First Aired: May. 23, 2004)
Convinced he will be sent to jail, Hal imparts fatherly advice and confesses to Malcolm about his poor work ethic.

Malcolm Babysits

S01, E05  (First Aired: Feb. 13, 2000)
Malcolm enjoys baby-sitting for a normal family until he finds out he has been under camera surveillance.

Sleepover

S01, E06  (First Aired: Feb. 20, 2000)
When Malcolm and Stevie (Frankie Muniz, guest star Craig Lamar Traylor) sneak out to an arcade at night, Stevie's wheelchair is stolen.

Francis Escapes

S01, E07  (First Aired: Feb. 27, 2000)
After his phone privileges are taken away, a lovesick Francis leaves military school to see his girlfriend Bebe.

Krelboyne Picnic

S01, E08  (First Aired: Mar. 12, 2000)
Lois has a showdown with the other mothers at a Krelboyne picnic, while Reese preys upon Malcolm's gifted classmates.

Lois vs. Evil

S01, E09  (First Aired: Mar. 19, 2000)
Lois (Jane Kaczmarek) loses her job at the pharmacy after Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers blow up the store's steam cleaner.

Stock Car Races

S01, E10  (First Aired: Apr. 2, 2000)
Hal (Bryan Cranston) secretly takes Malcolm, Reese and Dewey (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan) to the stock-car races on a school day.

Funeral

S01, E11  (First Aired: Apr. 9, 2000)
Exasperated with nonstop complaints, Lois throws in the towel, which leads to the rapid breakdown of family life.

Cheerleader

S01, E12  (First Aired: Apr. 16, 2000)
Following Malcolm's advice, Reese joins the cheerleading squad to impress the object of his affection.

Rollerskates

S01, E13  (First Aired: Apr. 30, 2000)
In order to get in-line skates, Malcolm must go through Hal's rollerskate training program.

The Bots and the Bees

S01, E14  (First Aired: May. 7, 2000)
Chaos ensues when Malcolm invites his Krelboyne classmates over to his house to build a robot for a competition.

Smunday

S01, E15  (First Aired: May. 14, 2000)
On Monday morning, Malcolm (Frankie Muniz) and his brothers convince their ailing mother (Jane Kaczmarek) that it's Sunday.

Water Park

S01, E16  (First Aired: May. 21, 2000)
The family goes to a water park, leaving Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) at home with a no-nonsense baby sitter (guest star Bea Arthur). With Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston and Justin Berfield.

Traffic Jam

S02, E01  (First Aired: Nov. 5, 2000)
Dewey continues to wander around lost while Malcolm and his family are stuck in an all-day traffic jam.

Halloween Approximately

S02, E02  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
Francis makes up for missing Halloween by concocting the messiest prank the neighborhood has ever seen.

Lois' Birthday

S02, E03  (First Aired: Nov. 12, 2000)
Lois runs away from home after her husband forgets her birthday and the boys buy candy instead of a gift.

Dinner Out

S02, E04  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2000)
Lois anticipates a civilized evening of adult conversation when she accepts a dinner invitation from Stevie's parents.

Casino

S02, E05  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2000)
Hal, Malcolm and Reese wander into a desert artillery range after being banned from a casino for counting cards.

Convention

S02, E06  (First Aired: Nov. 22, 2000)
Malcolm and Reese (Frankie Muniz, Justin Berfield) compete against Dewey (Erik Per Sullivan) for the attentions of their beautiful baby sitter.

Robbery

S02, E07  (First Aired: Nov. 26, 2000)
Lois and her co-worker Craig are taken hostage at the drugstore; Hal brings home an armoire infested with bats.

Therapy

S02, E08  (First Aired: Nov. 29, 2000)
Malcolm fakes a mental breakdown to avoid the silly costumes and folk dancing during medieval week at school.

High School Play

S02, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 10, 2000)
When Malcolm takes a role in a play, his Krelboyne classmates must come to his rescue on opening night.
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Old Mrs. Old

S02, E11  (First Aired: Jan. 7, 2001)
Lois forces Malcolm to befriend the meanest old lady on the block; Dewey begins carrying a purse to school.

Krelboyne Girl

S02, E12  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 2001)
When a girl develops a crush on Malcolm (Frankie Muniz), he reciprocates by throwing a brick through her window. With Jane Kaczmarek.