Upcoming Episodes of 'Married ... With Children'
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Nooner or Later
A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.
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Rock of Ages
Al poses as an aging rock star to fly in first class.
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| Mon 11/9 |
10:00-10:30am |
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Old College Try
Al and Peg go on a shopping spree with Bud's scholarship money.
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| Mon 11/9 |
11:00-11:30am |
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Christmas
To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.
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| Mon 11/9 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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Ride Scare
Al finds a mandatory ride-share program unpleasant.
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| Tue 11/10 |
4:30-5:00am |
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Al Goes Deep
To raise quick cash, Al and Jefferson bet on a high-school football game.
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| Tue 11/10 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Shoeway to Heaven
Selling '70s-style shoes makes Al's store popular.
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| Tue 11/10 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Driving Mr. Boondy
Al must retake his drivers test with Bud as DMV instructor.
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| Tue 11/10 |
6:00-6:30am |
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Kelly Breaks Out
Acne threatens Kelly's career doing ads for a brewery.
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| Tue 11/10 |
6:30-7:00am |
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The Wedding Show
The Bundys blunder their way to a cousin's wedding.
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| Tue 11/10 |
10:00-10:30am |
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Heels on Wheels
Disaster strikes Al on Kelly's motorcycle.
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| Tue 11/10 |
11:00-11:30am |
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Mr. Empty Pants
Peg's cartoon of Al is a hit in a women's magazine.
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| Tue 11/10 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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Business Sucks
Al ejects a customer for nursing her baby.
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| Wed 11/11 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Business Still Sucks
With the protest showing no signs of ending, Al sells only men's shoes.
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| Wed 11/11 |
6:00-6:30am |
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You Can't Miss
Bud goes on a dating game for nerds.
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| Wed 11/11 |
10:00-10:30am |
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Peggy and the Pirates
Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.
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| Wed 11/11 |
10:30-11:00am |
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Go for the Old
Al becomes obsessed with his age.
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| Wed 11/11 |
11:00-11:30am |
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Un-Alful Entry
Al stands up to a burglar and becomes a local hero.
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| Wed 11/11 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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Sleepless in Chicago
Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.
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| Thu 11/12 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Dud Bowl
Al convinces high-school rivals to relive a big game.
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| Thu 11/12 |
6:00-6:30am |
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A Man for No Seasons
Al organizes a baseball team, then leads a players strike.
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| Thu 11/12 |
6:30-7:00am |
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Movie Show
For Kelly's birthday, Al takes the family to the movies.
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| Thu 11/12 |
10:00-10:30am |
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Till Death Do Us Part
Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.
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| Thu 11/12 |
10:30-11:00am |
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Old Insurance Dodge
Al attempts insurance fraud after his car is stolen.
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| Thu 11/12 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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I Want My Psycho Dad
When a show is canceled for violence, Al pickets the station.
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| Fri 11/13 |
5:30-6:00am |
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I Want My Psycho Dad
Al and the gang head to Washington to get their favorite TV show reinstated.
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| Fri 11/13 |
6:00-6:30am |
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Kelly Takes a Shot
To win an acting role, Kelly must shoot an apple off Bud's head with a bow and arrow.
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| Fri 11/13 |
6:30-7:00am |
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The Proposition
An ex-flame (Vanna White) offers $500,000 to sleep with Al.
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| Fri 11/13 |
10:30-11:00am |
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Hood in the Boyz
Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.
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| Fri 11/13 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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Ship Happens
Peg wins a Caribbean cruise.
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| Sat 11/14 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Ship Happens
The cruise ship sinks, leaving the Bundys in a life boat with Gilbert Gottfried.
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| Sat 11/14 |
6:10-6:40am |
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User Friendly
Bud volunteers to be in a study on virtual reality sex.
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| Sun 11/15 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Shoeless Al
Al is traumatized when a burglary occurs at the shoe store.
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| Sun 11/15 |
6:00-6:30am |
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Pump Fiction
Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class; guest Shae Marks.
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| Mon 11/16 |
4:30-5:00am |
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Radio Free Trumaine
Marcy protests an expulsion at Bud's college, where the dean is ex-husband Steve.
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| Mon 11/16 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Luck of the Bundys
Al frets over a good luck streak's impending end.
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| Mon 11/16 |
10:30-11:00am |
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Banking on Marcy
Marcy fears addressing a shareholders' meeting.
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| Mon 11/16 |
11:00-11:30am |
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Reverend Al
To avoid paying beer tax, Al forms a church.
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| Tue 11/17 |
5:00-5:30am |
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How Bleen Was My Kelly
Kelly accidentally concocts a chemical mixture that grows hair.
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| Tue 11/17 |
5:30-6:00am |
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The Weaker Sex
Self-defense student Peg rescues Al during a mugging.
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| Tue 11/17 |
6:00-6:30am |
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Flight of the Bumblebee
Bud's initiation to join a men's club lands him in a televised wrestling match.
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| Tue 11/17 |
6:30-7:00am |
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Take My Wife, Please
On Halloween, Death visits Al in the form of Peg.
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| Tue 11/17 |
10:00-10:30am |
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Scared Single
Al takes a new employee under his wing.
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| Tue 11/17 |
10:30-11:00am |
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No Ma'am
Al forms a men's activist group.
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| Tue 11/17 |
11:00-11:30am |
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Dancing With Weezie
The men want to attend a sports bar's opening, but the women want to go to a play.
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| Tue 11/17 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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Blonde and Blonder
Kelly and her pal vie for the class nerd, now rich, at their five-year reunion.
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| Wed 11/18 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Dud Bowl II
Al believes he will receive an alumni award.
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| Wed 11/18 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Bearly Men
Al, Peg's dad and Bud come home from hunting with a hibernating bear.
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| Wed 11/18 |
6:00-6:30am |
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The Two That Got Away
A nasty celebrity bumps the guys from their cabin retreat.
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| Wed 11/18 |
6:30-7:00am |
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Change for a Buck
Runaway Buck winds up in the pound.
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| Wed 11/18 |
10:00-10:30am |
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A Little off the Top
A mix-up at the hospital leaves Al circumcised.
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| Wed 11/18 |
10:30-11:00am |
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The Worst Noel
Al and Peggy try to find something besides ``It's a Wonderful Life'' on television.
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| Wed 11/18 |
11:00-11:30am |
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Sofa So Good
Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.
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| Wed 11/18 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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Love Conquers Al
Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend; guest Tim Conway.
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| Thu 11/19 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Valentine's Day Massacre
A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.
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| Thu 11/19 |
11:00-11:30am |
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Get Outta Dodge
Al tries to keep his car safe for a Dodge commercial.
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| Thu 11/19 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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Calendar Girl
Bud's business-class project is to produce a sexy calendar.
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| Fri 11/20 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Spring Break
Bud, Kelly and Al wind up going to Fort Lauderdale for spring break.
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| Fri 11/20 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Spring Break
Beauty-contest-judge Al rigs it for Kelly; Bud vows payback.
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| Fri 11/20 |
6:00-6:30am |
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Field of Screams
Al's loyalty to his high school costs the town jobs.
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| Fri 11/20 |
10:00-10:30am |
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The D'Arcy Files
Jefferson tells Marcy he is in the Witness Protection Program.
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| Fri 11/20 |
10:30-11:00am |
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Nooner or Later
A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.
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| Fri 11/20 |
11:00-11:30am |
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SPIKETV |
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Ride Scare
Al finds a mandatory ride-share program unpleasant.
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| Fri 11/20 |
11:30-12:00pm |
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Turning Japanese
Marcy's Japanese boss (Pat Morita) wants to buy Al's old Dodge.
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| Sat 11/21 |
4:00-4:30am |
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Bud Hits the Books
Bud gets sidetracked while studying at the library.
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| Sat 11/21 |
4:30-5:00am |
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Al Goes to the Dogs
Al disturbs the neighbors when he decides to build a dog house.
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| Sat 11/21 |
5:00-5:30am |
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Kiss of the Coffee Woman
Al and Marcy object when actors Jefferson and Kelly must kiss in a TV ad.
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| Sat 11/21 |
5:30-6:00am |
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Enemies
Kelly's two-timing date introduces her to his dysfunctional roommates.
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| Sat 11/21 |
6:10-6:40am |
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Torch Song Duet
Al and Griff win a chance to carry the Olympic torch; guests Bo Jackson, Larry Brown, Roy Jones Jr.
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| Sun 11/22 |
6:00-6:30am |
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The Joke's on Al
A practical joke may lead Al to bigamy; guest Tim Conway; Gary Coleman.
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| Sun 11/22 |
6:30-7:00am |
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Cast of 'Married ... With Children'
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