Married ... With Children

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The Legend of Ironhead Haynes Al loses his parking space at work.

Mon 11/9 5:00-5:30am TBS

Nooner or Later A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Mon 11/9 5:30-6:00am TBS

Kelly Knows Something Al and Kelly try to win money on a sports trivia show.

Mon 11/9 6:00-6:30am TBS

Assault and Batteries While trying to return an item, Al is trapped in a department store.

Mon 11/9 6:30-7:00am TBS

Rock of Ages Al poses as an aging rock star to fly in first class.

Mon 11/9 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Death of a Shoe Salesman Al and Peg shop for a family burial plot.

Mon 11/9 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Old College Try Al and Peg go on a shopping spree with Bud's scholarship money.

Mon 11/9 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Christmas To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Mon 11/9 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

Ride Scare Al finds a mandatory ride-share program unpleasant.

Tue 11/10 4:30-5:00am TBS

Al Goes Deep To raise quick cash, Al and Jefferson bet on a high-school football game.

Tue 11/10 5:00-5:30am TBS

Shoeway to Heaven Selling '70s-style shoes makes Al's store popular.

Tue 11/10 5:30-6:00am TBS

Driving Mr. Boondy Al must retake his drivers test with Bud as DMV instructor.

Tue 11/10 6:00-6:30am TBS

Kelly Breaks Out Acne threatens Kelly's career doing ads for a brewery.

Tue 11/10 6:30-7:00am TBS

The Wedding Show The Bundys blunder their way to a cousin's wedding.

Tue 11/10 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This Peg and Marcy follow Al on a fishing trip.

Tue 11/10 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Heels on Wheels Disaster strikes Al on Kelly's motorcycle.

Tue 11/10 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Mr. Empty Pants Peg's cartoon of Al is a hit in a women's magazine.

Tue 11/10 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

Naughty but Niece Bud and the D'Arcys' niece hit it off.

Wed 11/11 5:00-5:30am TBS

Business Sucks Al ejects a customer for nursing her baby.

Wed 11/11 5:30-6:00am TBS

Business Still Sucks With the protest showing no signs of ending, Al sells only men's shoes.

Wed 11/11 6:00-6:30am TBS

Dial `B' for Virgin Bud volunteers on a hotline for virgins.

Wed 11/11 6:30-7:00am TBS

You Can't Miss Bud goes on a dating game for nerds.

Wed 11/11 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Peggy and the Pirates Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

Wed 11/11 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Go for the Old Al becomes obsessed with his age.

Wed 11/11 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Un-Alful Entry Al stands up to a burglar and becomes a local hero.

Wed 11/11 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

Sleepless in Chicago Jefferson's scheme to retrieve a valuable doll has Al spending the night with Marcy.

Thu 11/12 5:00-5:30am TBS

No Pot to Pease In The Bundys become the model for a sitcom.

Thu 11/12 5:30-6:00am TBS

Dud Bowl Al convinces high-school rivals to relive a big game.

Thu 11/12 6:00-6:30am TBS

A Man for No Seasons Al organizes a baseball team, then leads a players strike.

Thu 11/12 6:30-7:00am TBS

Movie Show For Kelly's birthday, Al takes the family to the movies.

Thu 11/12 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Till Death Do Us Part Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Thu 11/12 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

'Tis Time to Smell the Roses Al takes early retirement, then the family spends the money.

Thu 11/12 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Old Insurance Dodge Al attempts insurance fraud after his car is stolen.

Thu 11/12 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked The women escort the men to a strip joint.

Fri 11/13 5:00-5:30am TBS

I Want My Psycho Dad When a show is canceled for violence, Al pickets the station.

Fri 11/13 5:30-6:00am TBS

I Want My Psycho Dad Al and the gang head to Washington to get their favorite TV show reinstated.

Fri 11/13 6:00-6:30am TBS

Kelly Takes a Shot To win an acting role, Kelly must shoot an apple off Bud's head with a bow and arrow.

Fri 11/13 6:30-7:00am TBS

Wedding Repercussions Bud hides from an angry husband.

Fri 11/13 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

The Proposition An ex-flame (Vanna White) offers $500,000 to sleep with Al.

Fri 11/13 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket? Al and Peg attend an All-Star basketball game.

Fri 11/13 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Hood in the Boyz Al helps an ex-girlfriend having gang trouble in the old neighborhood.

Fri 11/13 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

Something Larry This Way Comes Al's boss decks Kelly's acting coach, Larry Storch.

Sat 11/14 4:00-4:30am TBS

Get the Dodge Out of Hell Al's Dodge disappears during a trip to the car wash.

Sat 11/14 4:30-5:00am TBS

25 Years and What Do You Get? Buck buries Peg's anniversary gift in the back yard.

Sat 11/14 5:00-5:30am TBS

Ship Happens Peg wins a Caribbean cruise.

Sat 11/14 5:30-6:00am TBS

Ship Happens The cruise ship sinks, leaving the Bundys in a life boat with Gilbert Gottfried.

Sat 11/14 6:10-6:40am TBS

Poppy's by the Tree A killer prowls the Bundys' vacation spot.

Sat 11/14 2:00-2:30pm TVLAND

Poppy's by the Tree The ax murderer snatches Peggy.

Sat 11/14 2:30-3:00pm TVLAND

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Miffed Marcy hits the town with Peggy.

Sat 11/14 3:00-3:30pm TVLAND

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Marcy flips for a male exotic dancer.

Sat 11/14 3:30-4:00pm TVLAND

Married ... With Queen Peggy lobbies to be class-reunion queen.

Sat 11/14 4:00-4:30pm TVLAND

Married ... With Queen: The Sequel Peggy and Al meet old enemies at a class reunion.

Sat 11/14 4:30-5:00pm TVLAND

You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em Marcy and Peggy lose big in Las Vegas.

Sat 11/14 5:00-5:30pm TVLAND

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em Al tackles women wrestlers in Las Vegas to recoup losses.

Sat 11/14 5:30-6:00pm TVLAND

Poppy's by the Tree A killer prowls the Bundys' vacation spot.

Sat 11/14 6:00-6:30pm TVLAND

Poppy's by the Tree The ax murderer snatches Peggy.

Sat 11/14 6:30-7:00pm TVLAND

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Miffed Marcy hits the town with Peggy.

Sat 11/14 7:00-7:30pm TVLAND

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Marcy flips for a male exotic dancer.

Sat 11/14 7:30-8:00pm TVLAND

Married ... With Queen Peggy lobbies to be class-reunion queen.

Sat 11/14 8:00-8:30pm TVLAND

Married ... With Queen: The Sequel Peggy and Al meet old enemies at a class reunion.

Sat 11/14 8:30-9:00pm TVLAND

You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em Marcy and Peggy lose big in Las Vegas.

Sat 11/14 9:00-9:30pm TVLAND

You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em Al tackles women wrestlers in Las Vegas to recoup losses.

Sat 11/14 9:30-10:00pm TVLAND

And Bingo Was Her Game-O Peg wins $10,000 playing bingo but may lose it getting home.

Sun 11/15 4:30-5:00am TBS

The Undergraduate Kelly receives a marriage proposal.

Sun 11/15 5:00-5:30am TBS

User Friendly Bud volunteers to be in a study on virtual reality sex.

Sun 11/15 5:30-6:00am TBS

Shoeless Al Al is traumatized when a burglary occurs at the shoe store.

Sun 11/15 6:00-6:30am TBS

Pump Fiction Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class; guest Shae Marks.

Mon 11/16 4:30-5:00am TBS

Radio Free Trumaine Marcy protests an expulsion at Bud's college, where the dean is ex-husband Steve.

Mon 11/16 5:00-5:30am TBS

A Shoe Room With a View Gary opens an aerobics studio next to the shoe store.

Mon 11/16 5:30-6:00am TBS

Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner After leaving her husband (Tim Conway), Peggy's mother takes refuge with the Bundys.

Mon 11/16 6:00-6:30am TBS

Requiem for a Dead Briard After Buck's passing, the Bundys seek a new pet.

Mon 11/16 6:30-7:00am TBS

Proud to Be Your Bud Bud meets his ``cool'' alter ego.

Mon 11/16 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Luck of the Bundys Al frets over a good luck streak's impending end.

Mon 11/16 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Banking on Marcy Marcy fears addressing a shareholders' meeting.

Mon 11/16 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

No Chicken, No Check Bud and Kelly buy a car, then try to share it.

Mon 11/16 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

Reverend Al To avoid paying beer tax, Al forms a church.

Tue 11/17 5:00-5:30am TBS

How Bleen Was My Kelly Kelly accidentally concocts a chemical mixture that grows hair.

Tue 11/17 5:30-6:00am TBS

The Weaker Sex Self-defense student Peg rescues Al during a mugging.

Tue 11/17 6:00-6:30am TBS

Flight of the Bumblebee Bud's initiation to join a men's club lands him in a televised wrestling match.

Tue 11/17 6:30-7:00am TBS

Take My Wife, Please On Halloween, Death visits Al in the form of Peg.

Tue 11/17 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Scared Single Al takes a new employee under his wing.

Tue 11/17 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

No Ma'am Al forms a men's activist group.

Tue 11/17 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Dancing With Weezie The men want to attend a sports bar's opening, but the women want to go to a play.

Tue 11/17 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

Blonde and Blonder Kelly and her pal vie for the class nerd, now rich, at their five-year reunion.

Wed 11/18 5:00-5:30am TBS

Dud Bowl II Al believes he will receive an alumni award.

Wed 11/18 5:30-6:00am TBS

Bearly Men Al, Peg's dad and Bud come home from hunting with a hibernating bear.

Wed 11/18 6:00-6:30am TBS

The Two That Got Away A nasty celebrity bumps the guys from their cabin retreat.

Wed 11/18 6:30-7:00am TBS

Change for a Buck Runaway Buck winds up in the pound.

Wed 11/18 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

A Little off the Top A mix-up at the hospital leaves Al circumcised.

Wed 11/18 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

The Worst Noel Al and Peggy try to find something besides ``It's a Wonderful Life'' on television.

Wed 11/18 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Sofa So Good Kelly accidentally torches the couch while Peg and Al are away.

Wed 11/18 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

I Can't Believe It's Butter Peg's mother takes a job as a phone-sex operator.

Thu 11/19 5:00-5:30am TBS

Love Conquers Al Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend; guest Tim Conway.

Thu 11/19 5:30-6:00am TBS

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly Bud signs Kelly to star in an exercise video with mob backing; guest Richard Moll.

Thu 11/19 6:00-6:30am TBS

The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video; guest Richard Moll.

Thu 11/19 6:30-7:00am TBS

Honey, I Blew Up Myself Sexy photos of Peg wind up on billboards all over town.

Thu 11/19 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

How Green Was My Apple The Bundys and D'Arcys feud over property rights.

Thu 11/19 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Valentine's Day Massacre A prom queen, now a pop star, sent Bud a valentine six years ago.

Thu 11/19 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Get Outta Dodge Al tries to keep his car safe for a Dodge commercial.

Thu 11/19 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

Calendar Girl Bud's business-class project is to produce a sexy calendar.

Fri 11/20 5:00-5:30am TBS

Spring Break Bud, Kelly and Al wind up going to Fort Lauderdale for spring break.

Fri 11/20 5:30-6:00am TBS

Spring Break Beauty-contest-judge Al rigs it for Kelly; Bud vows payback.

Fri 11/20 6:00-6:30am TBS

The Agony and the Extra C Jefferson's drunken tattoo artist misspells Marcy's name.

Fri 11/20 6:30-7:00am TBS

Field of Screams Al's loyalty to his high school costs the town jobs.

Fri 11/20 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

The D'Arcy Files Jefferson tells Marcy he is in the Witness Protection Program.

Fri 11/20 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Nooner or Later A radio show will give Peg $1,000 to seduce Al during lunch hour.

Fri 11/20 11:00-11:30am SPIKETV

Ride Scare Al finds a mandatory ride-share program unpleasant.

Fri 11/20 11:30-12:00pm SPIKETV

Turning Japanese Marcy's Japanese boss (Pat Morita) wants to buy Al's old Dodge.

Sat 11/21 4:00-4:30am TBS

Bud Hits the Books Bud gets sidetracked while studying at the library.

Sat 11/21 4:30-5:00am TBS

Al Goes to the Dogs Al disturbs the neighbors when he decides to build a dog house.

Sat 11/21 5:00-5:30am TBS

Kiss of the Coffee Woman Al and Marcy object when actors Jefferson and Kelly must kiss in a TV ad.

Sat 11/21 5:30-6:00am TBS

Enemies Kelly's two-timing date introduces her to his dysfunctional roommates.

Sat 11/21 6:10-6:40am TBS

Torch Song Duet Al and Griff win a chance to carry the Olympic torch; guests Bo Jackson, Larry Brown, Roy Jones Jr.

Sun 11/22 6:00-6:30am TBS

The Joke's on Al A practical joke may lead Al to bigamy; guest Tim Conway; Gary Coleman.

Sun 11/22 6:30-7:00am TBS