Married ... With Children

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The Godfather Kelly dates an alderman; Al gains influence.

Sun 7/5 4:00-4:30am TBS

A Man's Castle Al protests Peg's redecorating the bathroom.

Sun 7/5 4:30-5:00am TBS

All-Nite Security Dude Al's football trophy is stolen while he is guarding his alma mater.

Sun 7/5 5:00-5:30am TBS

Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers Kelly vies in a pageant held by a hot dog company.

Sun 7/5 5:30-6:00am TBS

She's Having My Baby Peg announces she's pregnant.

Sun 7/5 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

She's Having My Baby Al and Jefferson plot to escape their pregnant wives.

Sun 7/5 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

If Al Had a Hammer Al builds an extra room to get away from Peg.

Sun 7/5 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Oldies but Young 'Uns Al is obsessed with an old song.

Mon 7/6 6:00-6:30am TBS

You Better Shop Around A heat wave sends the Bundys to the supermarket.

Mon 7/6 6:30-7:00am TBS

Whose Room Is It Anyway? Steve and Marcy bicker over adding a room.

Mon 7/6 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

Have You Driven a Ford Lately? Al and Steve try to restore a 1965 Mustang.

Mon 7/6 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Sixteen Years and What Do You Get? Credit troubles dampen Al's anniversary plans.

Mon 7/6 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Whose Room Is It Anyway? Steve and Marcy bicker over adding a room.

Mon 7/6 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

You Better Shop Around Al is the supermarket's millionth customer.

Tue 7/7 4:00-4:30am TBS

Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do? Bud and Kelly look for jobs after Al cuts them off.

Tue 7/7 4:30-5:00am TBS

Route 666 The Bundys own a Lucifer, N.M., gold mine.

Tue 7/7 5:00-5:30am TBS

Route 666 The Bundys and D'Arcys feud over their gold mine.

Tue 7/7 5:30-6:00am TBS

Buck the Stud A dog expert declares that Buck is a rare breed.

Tue 7/7 6:00-6:30am TBS

Top of the Heap Al loses his television, betting on a neighborhood fight.

Tue 7/7 6:30-7:00am TBS

Married ... Without Children Marcy and Steve baby-sit the Bundy children.

Tue 7/7 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

The Poker Game Steve loses his mortgage money in Al's poker game.

Tue 7/7 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Peggy Sue Got Work Peggy takes a job at a department store.

Tue 7/7 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Married ... Without Children Marcy and Steve baby-sit the Bundy children.

Tue 7/7 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

She's Having My Baby Peg announces she's pregnant.

Wed 7/8 4:00-4:30am TBS

She's Having My Baby Al and Jefferson plot to escape their pregnant wives.

Wed 7/8 4:30-5:00am TBS

If Al Had a Hammer Al builds an extra room to get away from Peg.

Wed 7/8 5:00-5:30am TBS

Cheese, Cues and Blood Kelly earns $1,000 in three nights.

Wed 7/8 5:30-6:00am TBS

Lookin' fer a Desk in All the Wrong Places Marcy drags Peg in search of furniture Jefferson sold for gambling money.

Wed 7/8 6:00-6:30am TBS

Buck Has a Belly Ache Buck experiences sympathy pains for Peg.

Wed 7/8 6:30-7:00am TBS

Al Loses His Cherry At Luke's, a stewardess tempts Al.

Wed 7/8 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

Nightmare on Al's Street Marcy begins dreaming about Al.

Wed 7/8 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Where's the Boss? Al overreacts to news of his boss's death.

Wed 7/8 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Al Loses His Cherry At Luke's, a stewardess tempts Al.

Wed 7/8 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

If I Could See Me Now Al learns he may need glasses.

Thu 7/9 4:30-5:00am TBS

God's Shoes Al's out-of-body experience sends him in search of the perfect pair of shoes.

Thu 7/9 5:00-5:30am TBS

Kelly Does Hollywood Kelly goes to Hollywood and gets her own TV show.

Thu 7/9 5:30-6:00am TBS

Kelly Does Hollywood Kelly gets her own TV show.

Thu 7/9 6:00-6:30am TBS

Al Bundy, Shoe Dick Al dreams he's a private detective.

Thu 7/9 6:30-7:00am TBS

Johnny Be Gone Crises threaten Al and Peg's plans.

Thu 7/9 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

Poppy's by the Tree A killer prowls the Bundys' vacation spot.

Thu 7/9 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Poppy's by the Tree The ax murderer snatches Peggy.

Thu 7/9 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Johnny Be Gone Crises threaten Al and Peg's plans.

Thu 7/9 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

So This Is How Sinatra Felt A shoe groupie pursues Al.

Fri 7/10 5:30-6:00am TBS

I Who Have Nothing Al looks up an old flame to get back a high-school memento for Bud.

Fri 7/10 6:00-6:30am TBS

The Mystery of Skull Island Bud endures much pain to impress a girl.

Fri 7/10 6:30-7:00am TBS

If I Were a Rich Man Steve and Al play high-stakes poker in the bank's vault.

Fri 7/10 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

Buck Can Do It Neighbors demand the end of canine Buck's amorous escapades.

Fri 7/10 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

For Whom the Bell Tolls Al wages a solo crusade against the phone company.

Fri 7/10 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

If I Were a Rich Man Steve and Al play high-stakes poker in the bank's vault.

Fri 7/10 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Just Shoe It Al is a pitchman in a sneaker ad.

Sat 7/11 4:30-5:00am TBS

Rites of Passage Peg and Al have dissimilar plans for Bud's 18th birthday.

Sat 7/11 5:00-5:30am TBS

The Egg and I Steve tries to win back his ex-wife, Marcy.

Sat 7/11 5:30-6:00am TBS

Psychic Avengers Al gets involved in Jefferson's fortune-telling scam.

Sat 7/11 6:00-6:30am TBS

My Dinner With Anthrax Bud wins dinner with the rock group Anthrax.

Sat 7/11 6:30-7:00am TBS

Hi, I.Q. A club for geniuses invites Kelly to join.

Sun 7/12 5:00-5:30am TBS

Teacher Pets The Bundys can't believe Bud is dating his English professor.

Sun 7/12 5:30-6:00am TBS

The Good-bye Girl Bud gets involved in Kelly's career at a theme park.

Sun 7/12 6:00-6:30am TBS

Cheese, Cues and Blood Kelly earns $1,000 in three nights.

Sun 7/12 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

Lookin' fer a Desk in All the Wrong Places Marcy drags Peg in search of furniture Jefferson sold for gambling money.

Sun 7/12 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Buck Has a Belly Ache Buck experiences sympathy pains for Peg.

Sun 7/12 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

England Show The Bundys win a trip to England.

Mon 7/13 5:00-5:30am TBS

England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money Kelly must save Al and Bud from the locals' murder plot.

Mon 7/13 5:30-6:00am TBS

England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can Lower Uncton villagers converge on Al and Bud.

Mon 7/13 6:00-6:30am TBS

Magnificent Seven The Bundys take in their abandoned nephew.

Mon 7/13 6:30-7:00am TBS

Born to Walk Al's bad luck begins with his drivers test.

Mon 7/13 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Miffed Marcy hits the town with Peggy.

Mon 7/13 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun Marcy flips for a male exotic dancer.

Mon 7/13 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Born to Walk Al's bad luck begins with his drivers test.

Mon 7/13 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp A date dumps Kelly on a road 15 miles from home.

Tue 7/14 4:00-4:30am TBS

Every Bundy Has a Birthday The Bundys celebrate Al's and Seven's birthdays.

Tue 7/14 4:30-5:00am TBS

Al on the Rocks Al gets a second job to pay Seven's medical bills.

Tue 7/14 5:00-5:30am TBS

What I Did for Love Peg goes to great lengths to rekindle Al's interest.

Tue 7/14 5:30-6:00am TBS

Frat Chance Bud founds his own fraternity to meet women.

Tue 7/14 6:00-6:30am TBS

The Chicago Wine Party Al registers to vote when a beer tax is proposed.

Tue 7/14 6:30-7:00am TBS

Alley of the Dolls Peggy's old school rival issues a bowling challenge.

Tue 7/14 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

The Razor's Edge Ousted Steve makes himself useful at the Bundys'.

Tue 7/14 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

How Do You Spell Revenge? Kelly dates the son of Peggy's jilted high-school beau.

Tue 7/14 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Alley of the Dolls Peggy's old school rival issues a bowling challenge.

Tue 7/14 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore Financially strapped Al convinces Kelly to get a waitress job.

Wed 7/15 4:30-5:00am TBS

Rock of Ages Al poses as an aging rock star to fly in first class.

Wed 7/15 5:00-5:30am TBS

Death of a Shoe Salesman Al and Peg shop for a family burial plot.

Wed 7/15 5:30-6:00am TBS

Old College Try Al and Peg go on a shopping spree with Bud's scholarship money.

Wed 7/15 6:00-6:30am TBS

Christmas To earn extra money for Christmas presents, Al becomes a department-store Santa.

Wed 7/15 6:30-7:00am TBS

Earth Angel Bud befriends a beautiful, destitute young woman.

Wed 7/15 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

You Better Watch Out A Santa parachutes by accident into the Bundys' back yard.

Wed 7/15 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Guys and Dolls The men sell Marcy's Barbie doll to buy a baseball card.

Wed 7/15 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Earth Angel Bud befriends a beautiful, destitute young woman.

Wed 7/15 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

The Wedding Show The Bundys blunder their way to a cousin's wedding.

Thu 7/16 4:30-5:00am TBS

It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This Peg and Marcy follow Al on a fishing trip.

Thu 7/16 5:00-5:30am TBS

Heels on Wheels Disaster strikes Al on Kelly's motorcycle.

Thu 7/16 5:30-6:00am TBS

Mr. Empty Pants Peg's cartoon of Al is a hit in a women's magazine.

Thu 7/16 6:00-6:30am TBS

You Can't Miss Bud goes on a dating game for nerds.

Thu 7/16 6:30-7:00am TBS

Build a Better Mousetrap Al's mouse-hunting nearly wrecks the house.

Thu 7/16 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

Master the Possibilities The Bundys splurge with canine Buck's credit card.

Thu 7/16 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah'' Viewers decide if Peggy will hear Al say those three little words.

Thu 7/16 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

Build a Better Mousetrap Al's mouse-hunting nearly wrecks the house.

Thu 7/16 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Peggy and the Pirates Peggy imagines herself a lady in distress and Al her pirate savior.

Fri 7/17 5:00-5:30am TBS

Go for the Old Al becomes obsessed with his age.

Fri 7/17 5:30-6:00am TBS

Un-Alful Entry Al stands up to a burglar and becomes a local hero.

Fri 7/17 6:00-6:30am TBS

Movie Show For Kelly's birthday, Al takes the family to the movies.

Fri 7/17 6:30-7:00am TBS

The Great Escape Kelly devises an escape to a concert.

Fri 7/17 9:00-9:30am SPIKETV

Impo-Dent Al advises Marcy about Steve's apparent impotence.

Fri 7/17 9:30-10:00am SPIKETV

Just Married ... With Children Al and Peg trade zingers on a game show.

Fri 7/17 10:00-10:30am SPIKETV

The Great Escape Kelly devises an escape to a concert.

Fri 7/17 10:30-11:00am SPIKETV

Till Death Do Us Part Peg's public complaints about Al's lovemaking make him a laughingstock.

Sat 7/18 4:40-5:10am TBS

'Tis Time to Smell the Roses Al takes early retirement, then the family spends the money.

Sat 7/18 5:10-5:40am TBS

Old Insurance Dodge Al attempts insurance fraud after his car is stolen.

Sat 7/18 5:40-6:10am TBS

Wedding Repercussions Bud hides from an angry husband.

Sat 7/18 6:10-6:40am TBS