My Wife and Kids

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Empty Nest Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Sun 7/5 10:00-10:30am FAM

Empty Nest Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Sun 7/5 10:30-11:00am FAM

Calvin Comes to Stay When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

Mon 7/6 6:00-6:30pm FAM

Calvin Goes to Work Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.

Mon 7/6 6:30-7:00pm FAM

Romantic Night Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.

Tue 7/7 6:00-6:30pm FAM

The Director Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.

Tue 7/7 6:30-7:00pm FAM

The Maid While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.

Wed 7/8 6:00-6:30pm FAM

Hand Model Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.

Wed 7/8 6:30-7:00pm FAM

What Do You Know? A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Thu 7/9 6:00-6:30pm FAM

The Baby Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Thu 7/9 6:30-7:00pm FAM

The Baby Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Sun 7/12 10:00-10:30am FAM

Fantasy Camp Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Sun 7/12 10:30-11:00am FAM

Fantasy Camp At fantasy basketball camp, scheduling mix-ups force Michael to be inventive in order to get a chance to play with his idol, Michael Jordan.

Mon 7/13 1:00-1:30pm FAM

Childcare Class After Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.

Mon 7/13 1:30-2:00pm FAM

Class Reunion Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.

Mon 7/13 6:00-6:30pm FAM

The Fellowship of the Baby Michael tells Jr. that ``Jr., Jr.'' is a magic baby that will increase his intelligence every time he holds him.

Mon 7/13 6:30-7:00pm FAM

Poker Face Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires when Jr. invites Jay to the all-male poker game.

Tue 7/14 6:00-6:30pm FAM

The Proposal A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Tue 7/14 6:30-7:00pm FAM

Restaurant Wars Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business.

Wed 7/15 6:00-6:30pm FAM

The Return of Bobby Shaw Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.

Wed 7/15 6:30-7:00pm FAM

The Wedding Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.

Thu 7/16 6:00-6:30pm FAM

Careful What You Wish For Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.

Thu 7/16 6:30-7:00pm FAM