My Wife and Kids

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The Maid While Jay is away, Michael hires a maid (Betty White) whose painstaking attention to the family's every need leaves Jay feeling a little threatened.

Mon 11/23 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Hand Model Michael is recruited as a hand model during Claire's modeling audition; Franklin feels threatened by Kady's friendship with Rachel and decides to do something about it.

Mon 11/23 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

What Do You Know? A question-and-answer game reveals that the couples may not know as much about their significant others as they thought.

Tue 11/24 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

The Baby Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Tue 11/24 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

The Baby Jr. and Vanessa announce that they want to have the baby at home, with the help of Summer Breeze, a midwife whose natural childbirth methods include the whole family's participation.

Wed 11/25 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Fantasy Camp Michael cannot concentrate on anything else after he learns that he will be going to Michael Jordan's fantasy basketball camp in Las Vegas.

Wed 11/25 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

Fantasy Camp At fantasy basketball camp, scheduling mix-ups force Michael to be inventive in order to get a chance to play with his idol, Michael Jordan.

Fri 11/27 12:00-12:30am ABCF

Childcare Class After Michael fails a child-care course for grandparents, Vanessa and Jr. refuse to let him baby-sit his grandchild.

Fri 11/27 12:30-1:00am ABCF

Class Reunion Michael is reluctant to attend his high-school reunion until a former rival challenges him to a dance-off.

Sat 11/28 12:00-12:30am ABCF

The Fellowship of the Baby Michael tells Jr. that ``Jr., Jr.'' is a magic baby that will increase his intelligence every time he holds him.

Sat 11/28 12:30-1:00am ABCF

Poker Face Michael tells Jr. to spend some time away from Vanessa and the baby, but his advice backfires when Jr. invites Jay to the all-male poker game.

Mon 11/30 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

The Proposal A karaoke competition between Michael and Jay and numerous other interruptions prevent Jr. from finally proposing to Vanessa.

Mon 11/30 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

Restaurant Wars Michael gets involved in Jay's soul-food restaurant when the Hoos, owners of the Chinese restaurant across the street, try to put her out of business.

Tue 12/1 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

The Return of Bobby Shaw Jr. enrolls in the Rapacademy and signs a shady contract with Michael's archenemy, Bobby Shaw, and he must get out of it.

Tue 12/1 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

The Wedding Jr. and Vanessa plan their wedding, but they quickly realize that a compromise must be made in order to bring their two families together.

Wed 12/2 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Careful What You Wish For Jay is envious of the attention that she sees newlywed Vanessa getting from Jr., and she wishes that Michael would act the same way toward her.

Wed 12/2 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

They Call Me El Foosay Jr. becomes obnoxious about winning after Vanessa buys him a foosball game, prompting Michael to try to teach him a lesson about being a good winner.

Thu 12/3 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Study Buddy Michael feels neglected when Jay spends a lot of time studying, so he decides to tutor her, with less than stellar results.

Thu 12/3 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

Sweetheart's Day Jay insists that Michael buy her a gift for Sweetheart's Day, so he decides to base the price of her gift on her attitude towards him.

Fri 12/4 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Silence Is Golden Michael reluctantly accompanies Jay on a meditation weekend, where he has trouble following the rule of silence.

Fri 12/4 1:30-2:00pm ABCF