Upcoming Episodes of 'My Wife and Kids'
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Jay Goes to School
Jay drives everyone crazy with the knowledge she gains from attending college.
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| Mon 11/9 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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Meet the Parents
Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.
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| Mon 11/9 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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He's Having a Baby
Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.
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| Tue 11/10 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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The Funeral
Michael's grief-stricken employee asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.
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| Tue 11/10 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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Ultrasound
Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound, and the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.
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| Wed 11/11 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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Marathon
Jay and Michael decide to compete in the New York City Marathon, but Michael does not see the need to adopt Jay's training regimen.
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| Wed 11/11 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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While Out
Claire throws a wild party in her parents' absence; a drunken Tony runs naked through the neighborhood.
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| Thu 11/12 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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Michael's Band
When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.
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| Thu 11/12 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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Of Mice and Man
When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.
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| Fri 11/13 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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Moving On Out
The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.
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| Mon 11/16 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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Candy Wars
Michael races to sell the most chocolate bars during Kady's candy drive.
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| Mon 11/16 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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The Anniversary Present
Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.
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| Tue 11/17 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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Illegal Smile
Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).
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| Tue 11/17 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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Empty Nest
Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.
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| Wed 11/18 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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Empty Nest
Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.
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| Wed 11/18 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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Calvin Comes to Stay
When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.
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| Thu 11/19 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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Calvin Goes to Work
Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.
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| Thu 11/19 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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Romantic Night
Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.
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| Fri 11/20 |
1:00-1:30pm |
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ABCF |
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The Director
Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.
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| Fri 11/20 |
1:30-2:00pm |
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ABCF |
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Cast of 'My Wife and Kids'
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