My Wife and Kids

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Jay Goes to School Jay drives everyone crazy with the knowledge she gains from attending college.

Mon 11/9 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Meet the Parents Vanessa's parents try to bully Michael and Jay into buying things that will benefit them, not the baby.

Mon 11/9 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

He's Having a Baby Michael and Jay try to teach Jr. what it is like to be a father by giving him a water balloon to care for.

Tue 11/10 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

The Funeral Michael's grief-stricken employee asks Kady to kiss his dead grandmother goodbye at the funeral.

Tue 11/10 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

Ultrasound Vanessa and Jr. prepare for their first ultrasound, and the grandparents-to-be go to extremes to find out the sex of the baby; Franklin is worried that Kady will dump him for Willie K.

Wed 11/11 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Marathon Jay and Michael decide to compete in the New York City Marathon, but Michael does not see the need to adopt Jay's training regimen.

Wed 11/11 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

While Out Claire throws a wild party in her parents' absence; a drunken Tony runs naked through the neighborhood.

Thu 11/12 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Michael's Band When Michael's former bandmate (Clarence Clemons) comes to town for a gig, Michael agrees to sit in as the band's piano player.

Thu 11/12 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

The Lady Is Not a Tramp Michael finds a package of condoms in his daughter's backpack.

Fri 11/13 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Of Mice and Man When Jay finds mouse droppings, she demands that Michael hire an exterminator, but Michael is determined to handle it himself; Claire accidentally runs over a squirrel while driving home.

Fri 11/13 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

Moving On Out The condition and location of Jr.'s new apartment shocks Jay, who cannot believe her new grandchild might live there.

Mon 11/16 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Candy Wars Michael races to sell the most chocolate bars during Kady's candy drive.

Mon 11/16 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

The Anniversary Present Michael and Jay try to hide their disappointment with their anniversary gifts; Claire hopes to prepare a gourmet dinner for her parents.

Tue 11/17 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Illegal Smile Michael's unnatural-looking smile lands him in hot water with a traffic-court judge and later with his cellmate (Lou Ferrigno).

Tue 11/17 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

Empty Nest Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Wed 11/18 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Empty Nest Michael and Jay look back on the fun times they have had.

Wed 11/18 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

Calvin Comes to Stay When Vanessa's father, Calvin, is kicked out by his wife and comes to stay with the Kyles, Michael must devise a plan to make him return home.

Thu 11/19 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

Calvin Goes to Work Michael reluctantly hires Vanessa's dad, Calvin, but his work ethic leaves Michael searching for a way to fire him; Claire gets Franklin to help her with a science paper.

Thu 11/19 1:30-2:00pm ABCF

Romantic Night Michael's plan for a romantic evening with Jay goes awry when Junior accidentally cancels their hotel reservations.

Fri 11/20 1:00-1:30pm ABCF

The Director Michael records over a video of Kady's first steps, then enlists Franklin's help, before home-movie night, to re-enact the moment.

Fri 11/20 1:30-2:00pm ABCF