J.D. and Turk try to beat the system to treat the chief's uninsured friend; the janitor blackmails Carla.
Upon his release from the hospital, military authorities inform Pvt. Dancer that his injuries are too severe for him to return to service.
J.D. and Turk try to forget that Turk's new nanny is hot; one of the Sacred Heart staff members goes into a life-threatening coma.