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Pee Things turn deadly when the boys spend a fun-filled day at the water park.

Mon 11/23 2:30-3:00am COMEDY

Chickenpox The boys' parents try to expose them to chickenpox.

Mon 11/23 3:00-3:30am WGNAMER

The Jeffersons The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

Mon 11/23 3:30-4:00am WGNAMER

Starvin' Marvin in Space The boys must help Starvin' Marvin outwit his pursuers.

Mon 11/23 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Fun With Veal The boys fly to the rescue of helpless calves destined for slaughter.

Mon 11/23 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in ``Les Miserables.''

Tue 11/24 12:00-12:30am WGNAMER

Quest for Ratings The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

Tue 11/24 12:30-1:00am WGNAMER

Helen Keller: The Musical The fourth grade Thanksgiving play goes downhill.

Tue 11/24 2:30-3:00am COMEDY

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Tue 11/24 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut! Cartman discovers his father's identity.

Tue 11/24 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Starvin' Marvin Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.

Tue 11/24 9:00-9:30pm COMEDY

Fat Camp Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

Tue 11/24 9:30-10:00pm COMEDY

Jared Has Aides The boys see an opportunity to make money off a weight-loss program.

Tue 11/24 10:00-10:30pm COMEDY

Butt Out The boys take up smoking after their school is visited by the anti-smoking campaign representatives.

Tue 11/24 10:30-11:00pm COMEDY

Tom's Rhinoplasty A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.

Wed 11/25 12:00-12:30am COMEDY

Clubhouses The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.

Wed 11/25 12:00-12:30am WGNAMER

Damien A battle for spiritual domination conflicts with Cartman's birthday.

Wed 11/25 12:30-1:00am COMEDY

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Wed 11/25 12:30-1:00am WGNAMER

The Losing Edge The boys set out to lose a baseball game in order to avoid playing the game all summer.

Wed 11/25 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Ike's Wee Wee School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.

Wed 11/25 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Helen Keller: The Musical The fourth grade Thanksgiving play goes downhill.

Wed 11/25 10:00-10:30pm COMEDY

TSST! The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

Wed 11/25 10:30-11:00pm COMEDY

Starvin' Marvin Government authorities mistake Cartman for a starving child.

Thu 11/26 12:00-12:30am WGNAMER

Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.

Thu 11/26 12:30-1:00am WGNAMER

TSST! The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan, takes on his biggest challenge to date when he signs on to discipline Eric Cartman.

Thu 11/26 12:30-1:00am COMEDY

The Death of Eric Cartman Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Thu 11/26 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.

Thu 11/26 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Helen Keller: The Musical The fourth grade Thanksgiving play goes downhill.

Fri 11/27 4:00-4:30am WGNAMER

Die Hippie, Die The citizens of South Park seek Cartman's help to battle hippies.

Fri 11/27 4:30-5:00am WGNAMER

Douche and Turd Cartman and Kyle have opposing ideas for a school mascot.

Fri 11/27 8:00-8:30pm MTV

The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer The boys eagerly anticipate the trailer to the new Terrance and Philip movie.

Fri 11/27 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Chef Aid Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.

Sat 11/28 12:00-12:30am WGNAMER

Best Friends Forever Cartman is jealous when Kenny gets the last portable gaming device in stock.

Sat 11/28 12:30-1:00am WGNAMER

Pink Eye An outbreak of pinkeye interrupts Halloween.

Sat 11/28 7:00-7:30pm MTV

Ginger Kids Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.

Sun 11/29 7:00-7:30pm MTV

Cartman's Incredible Gift Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.

Sun 11/29 7:30-8:00pm MTV

Cow Days The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

Mon 11/30 3:00-3:30am WGNAMER

Wing The boys start a talent agency in hopes of making money.

Mon 11/30 3:30-4:00am WGNAMER

Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Aliens kidnap Kyle's little brother.

Mon 11/30 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Spooky Fish Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.

Mon 11/30 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Gnomes The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.

Tue 12/1 12:00-12:30am WGNAMER

The Death of Eric Cartman Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

Tue 12/1 12:30-1:00am WGNAMER

My Future Self 'n' Me Stan faces his future as a loser; Cartman ventures into the business of revenge.

Tue 12/1 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in ``Les Miserables.''

Tue 12/1 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Here Comes the Neighborhood Wealthy people invade the humble town of South Park.

Tue 12/1 9:00-9:30pm COMEDY

Krazy Kripples Jimmy and Timmy join up with the notorious Denver Crips.

Tue 12/1 9:30-10:00pm COMEDY

Marjorine The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

Tue 12/1 10:00-10:30pm COMEDY

The Return of Chef! The boys notice that something about Chef is different when he suddenly reappears in South Park.

Tue 12/1 10:30-11:00pm COMEDY

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Wed 12/2 12:00-12:30am COMEDY

Prehistoric Ice Man Stan and Kyle's friendship is threatened when they discover a man encased in ice.

Wed 12/2 12:00-12:30am WGNAMER

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut! Cartman discovers his father's identity.

Wed 12/2 12:30-1:00am COMEDY

Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow Global warming is blamed for a flood that destroys a neighboring town.

Wed 12/2 12:30-1:00am WGNAMER

Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride Stan's dog pursues other dogs.

Wed 12/2 8:00-8:30pm MTV

The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 Cartman impersonates the Tooth Fairy.

Wed 12/2 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Butters' Bottom Bitch Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.

Wed 12/2 10:00-10:30pm COMEDY

Le Petit Tourette Cartman discovers the joys of having Tourette's syndrome.

Wed 12/2 10:30-11:00pm COMEDY

Rainforest Schmainforest The boys develop a new-found respect for nature.

Thu 12/3 12:00-12:30am WGNAMER

Marjorine The boys fake Butters' death to reinvent him as a girl.

Thu 12/3 12:30-1:00am WGNAMER

Butters' Bottom Bitch Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.

Thu 12/3 12:30-1:00am COMEDY

Fat Camp Cartman's friends and family stage an intervention, forcing him to go to Fat Camp.

Thu 12/3 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Freak Strike The boys compete to appear on a talk show.

Thu 12/3 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Spontaneous Combustion Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.

Fri 12/4 4:00-4:30am WGNAMER

Follow That Egg! When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

Fri 12/4 4:30-5:00am WGNAMER

Cartman Joins NAMBLA Cartman seeks mature friends; Kenny tries to prevent the conception of a sibling.

Fri 12/4 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Tom's Rhinoplasty A substitute teacher threatens Stan and Wendy's relationship.

Fri 12/4 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Succubus Chef's mother arrives after he decides to get married.

Sat 12/5 12:00-12:30am WGNAMER

Ginger Kids Cartman rallies red-haired, freckled children to fight discrimination.

Sat 12/5 12:30-1:00am WGNAMER

Cow Days The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.

Sat 12/5 8:00-8:30pm MTV

Helen Keller: The Musical The fourth grade Thanksgiving play goes downhill.

Sat 12/5 8:30-9:00pm MTV

Cripple Fight! Big Gay Al becomes the boys' troop leader; a new kid steals Timmy's spotlight.

Sun 12/6 7:00-7:30pm MTV

Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow The boys try to reunite their idols.

Sun 12/6 7:30-8:00pm MTV