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The Last of the Meheecans

S15, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 12, 2011)
Cartman joins the U.S. Border Patrol.

Dead Celebrities

S13, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 7, 2009)
Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother from paranormal forces.

The Poor Kid

S15, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 16, 2011)
Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.

Major Boobage

S12, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 26, 2008)
The boys try to get Kenny off his latest drug craze.

Fishsticks

S13, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 8, 2009)
The kids come up with the funniest joke of all time while helping Jimmy with his comedy routine.

Whale W...

S13, E11  (First Aired: Oct. 28, 2009)
Stan's trip to the Denver Aquarium is ruined when the Japanese begin killing all of the world's dolphins and whales.

The Ring

S13, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 11, 2009)
Kenny takes his girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers' concert.

Breast Cancer Show Ever

S12, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 15, 2008)
Wendy gets in trouble when she threatens to beat up Cartman after school.

The F Word

S13, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 4, 2009)
The boys fight back against the obnoxious motorcycle riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.

Fatbeard

S13, E07  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 2009)
Cartman dreams of living the life of a pirate.

Starvin' Marvin in Space

S03, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 1999)
The boys must help Starvin' Marvin outwit his pursuers.

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

S03, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 21, 1999)
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.

The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

S02, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 10, 1998)
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with ``Jesus and Pals.''

A Ladder to Heaven

S06, E14  (First Aired: Nov. 6, 2002)
In search of Kenny, the boys build a ladder to heaven.

Jakovasaurs

S03, E04  (First Aired: Jun. 16, 1999)
While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.

Trapper Keeper

S04, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 15, 2000)
A futuristic life form helps destroy a superbeing; kindergarten elections heat up.

Hooked on Monkey Fonics

S03, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 1999)
The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.

Free Hat

S06, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 10, 2002)
The boys form a club in order to stop Hollywood directors from wrecking their own films.

Chinpoko Mon

S03, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 1999)
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.

Something You Can Do With Your Finger

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jul. 12, 2000)
Kenny and Cartman form their own boy band.

Asspen

S06, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 13, 2002)
The boys' parents are offered a free ski trip to Aspen; Stan has a run in with one of the locals.

AWESOM-O

S08, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 14, 2004)
Cartman pretends to be a robot in order to learn Butter's secrets.

South Park Is Gay

S07, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 22, 2003)
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.

Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?

S04, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 19, 2000)
Priest Max threatens eternal damnation, and the boys seek religion; Saddam returns.

Probably

S04, E10  (First Aired: Jul. 26, 2000)
Satan is torn between two lovers.

Simpsons Already Did It

S06, E08  (First Aired: Jun. 26, 2002)
The boys panic when it appears they caused a woman's death.

Scott Tenorman Must Die

S05, E04  (First Aired: Jul. 11, 2001)
Cartman seeks vengeance on an older kid.

All About Mormons

S07, E12  (First Aired: Nov. 19, 2003)
A nice Mormon family moves to South Park.

The Death of Eric Cartman

S09, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 13, 2005)
Butters thinks he can communicate with the dead.

How to Eat With Your Butt

S05, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 14, 2001)
Cartman plays the ultimate practical joke.

Wing

S09, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 23, 2005)
The boys start a talent agency in hopes of making money.

The Jeffersons

S08, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 21, 2004)
The local police force resents Mr. Jefferson for his wealth and ethnicity.

You Got...

S08, E04  (First Aired: Apr. 7, 2004)
Stan puts a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete against a rival troupe from Orange County.

Margaritaville

S13, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 25, 2009)
Randy steps forward with a solution to fix the desperate state of the economy.

It's a Jersey Thing

S14, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 13, 2010)
New Jersey is taking over the nation one state at a time, Randy and the boys take a stand as the Jerseyites approach South Park.

City Sushi

S15, E06  (First Aired: Jun. 1, 2011)
Butters is diagnosed with a multiple personality disorder.

Butters' Bottom Bitch

S13, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 14, 2009)
Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him.

Chickenlover

S02, E04  (First Aired: May. 27, 1998)
A crime wave sweeps through South Park.

Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes

S08, E09  (First Aired: Nov. 3, 2004)
A new warehouse superstore threatens South Park.

Ike's Wee Wee

S02, E03  (First Aired: May. 20, 1998)
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.

Quest for Ratings

S08, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 17, 2004)
The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show.

More Crap

S11, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 10, 2007)
Randy becomes a local hero when he thinks that he may have broken a world record.

Guitar Queer-O

S11, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 7, 2007)
Stan's superior skills on ``Guitar Hero'' damage his friendship with Kyle.

Insheeption

S14, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 20, 2010)
When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey had a hoarding disorder too.

Cash For Gold

S16, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2012)
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.

A Million Little Fibers

S10, E05  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2006)
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.

Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

S01, E09  (First Aired: Dec. 17, 1997)
Town denizens try for a politically correct Christmas; Kyle's pal Mr. Hankey arrives.

Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

S08, E12  (First Aired: Dec. 1, 2004)
Fourth-grade girls try to impress their idol when she visits South Park.

Mystery of the Urinal Deuce

S10, E09  (First Aired: Oct. 11, 2006)
Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the Sept. 11 attacks.

Bass to Mouth

S15, E10  (First Aired: Oct. 19, 2011)
Secrets are being leaked on a new gossip website.

Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut

S01, E13  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 1998)
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.

Cartman's Incredible Gift

S08, E13  (First Aired: Dec. 8, 2004)
Cartman gains psychic powers after suffering a severe head injury.

Chef Goes Nanners

S04, E07  (First Aired: Jul. 5, 2000)
Chef protests the South Park flag.

4th Grade

S04, E11  (First Aired: Nov. 8, 2000)
The boys build a time machine to return to happier school days.

Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut!

S02, E02  (First Aired: Apr. 22, 1998)
Cartman discovers his father's identity.

Preschool

S08, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 10, 2004)
A former classmate seeks revenge for an incident that happened in preschool.

Lil' Crime Stoppers

S07, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 23, 2003)
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.

Reverse Cowgirl

S16, E01  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2012)
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.

A History Channel Thanksgiving

S15, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 9, 2011)
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.

Follow That Egg!

S09, E10  (First Aired: Nov. 2, 2005)
When Ms. Garrison hears of Mr. Slave's impending wedding, she vows to stop same-sex marriage.

Free Willzyx

S09, E13  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2005)
Kyle befriends a whale from the new Denver Sea Park.

Cartman Sucks

S11, E02  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2007)
Another one of Cartman's practical jokes puts Butters in a compromising position, and Butters' dad sends him to a camp to straighten him out.

The China Probrem

S12, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 8, 2008)
Butters stands with Cartman as he confronts the Chinese after a tragic event.

No Episode Title

(First Aired: Aug. 13, 1997)
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
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I'm a Little Bit Country

S07, E04  (First Aired: May. 28, 2003)
The boys learn about the politics of war and the consequences of homework.

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(First Aired: Aug. 13, 1997)
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
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Timmy 2000

S04, E03  (First Aired: Apr. 19, 2000)
A classmate has attention deficit disorder.

Lice Capades

S11, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 21, 2007)
Confidentiality about who has head lice forces Cartman to find ways to detect who has them himself.

Faith Hilling

S16, E03  (First Aired: Mar. 28, 2012)
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.

D-Yikes

S11, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 11, 2007)
When Ms. Garrison is the victim of another failed relationship, she takes it out on the fourth-graders.

Ass Burgers

S15, E08  (First Aired: Oct. 5, 2011)
Cartman copes with Asperger's syndrome.

I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining

S16, E06  (First Aired: Apr. 18, 2012)
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.

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(First Aired: Aug. 13, 1997)
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
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Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society

S06, E11  (First Aired: Jul. 17, 2002)
All the kids in South Park are mysteriously drawn to Bebe.

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(First Aired: Aug. 13, 1997)
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
  • Fri 6/8
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Jewbilee

S03, E09  (First Aired: Jul. 28, 1999)
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.

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(First Aired: Aug. 13, 1997)
The adventures of four boys who live in South Park, Colo.
  • Sat 6/9
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
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