Privileged

Privileged Recaps

• Finalewatch: 'Privileged'

  Old people, as we all know, move to Florida to stave off impending death. But Privileged was already set in Florida. So that's not going to work. Hence, the presumptive series finale.

• A nontraditional 'Privileged'

  Will's dad declares his new magazine open for business on this week's episode of Privileged. Unfortunately, the magazine still doesn't have a name. And what was once a pretty simple concept of a magazine focusing on charity work has ballooned into something much more amorphous. Hmmm, does this remind us of anything?

• 'Privileged': Charlie rides his final wave

  It's Charlie's final episode on Privileged. But just as Charlie is leaving, God shows up for the first time. So, you know, fair trade, I guess.

• 'Privileged' f/ Pete Wentz

  As this week's Privileged opens, Megan asks if Will gave Shelby the money via check, or briefcase full of cash. Will notes that only people in Mission: Impossible actually traffic in briefcases full of cash. Moral of the story: if you ever see a shiny silver briefcase, steal that briefcase immediately, because it is guaranteed to be full of cash. Nobody has ever, ever used a shiny silver briefcase for anything other than making shady underhanded cash deals.

• 'Privileged': Nothing says romance like a bunch of really sharp knives

  To celebrate the great English poets, I wrote today's Privileged recap entirely in iambic pentameter.

• 'Privileged': Everybody get naked and stuff

  In the spirit of the new year, we should all resolve to be a little nicer. Then again, being really catty and negative is usually more fun. And this is the internet, after all, where negativity is the global standard. But here in this episode, Privileged did something quite annoying to me: they went and started to fix every one of the smaller pet peeves I had about the show. How dare they.