The Bernie Mac Show

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Carfool The children's car pool becomes complicated for Bernie and Jordan.

Mon 11/9 2:00-2:30pm FX

Mac Local 137 The children strike, and Bernie hires youngsters from the neighborhood to do their work.

Mon 11/9 2:30-3:00pm FX

Welcome to the Jungle Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.

Mon 11/9 4:00-4:30pm FX

Bernie Mac Dance Party Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.

Mon 11/9 4:30-5:00pm FX

Welcome to the Jungle Jordan brings home a snake named Reggie, and sister Bryanna demands a pet, too.

Tue 11/10 1:00-1:30pm FX

Bernie Mac Dance Party Vanessa fails to invite Bernie to a father-daughter dance, and it drives him crazy.

Tue 11/10 1:30-2:00pm FX

The United Front Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children.

Tue 11/10 3:00-3:30pm FX

The Sweet Life Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (Don Rickles) place.

Tue 11/10 3:30-4:00pm FX

The United Front Bernie and Wanda strive to present a united front when disciplining the children.

Wed 11/11 1:00-1:30pm FX

The Sweet Life Bernie circumvents his low-cholesterol diet by sneaking over to a neighbor's (Don Rickles) place.

Wed 11/11 1:30-2:00pm FX

Sin Cup Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.

Wed 11/11 3:00-3:30pm FX

Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.

Wed 11/11 3:30-4:00pm FX

Sin Cup Bernie and Wanda worry about Jordan's religious faith after he defaces a picture of Jesus.

Thu 11/12 1:30-2:00pm FX

Bernie Mac Rope-A-Dope Bernie offends Wanda's boss (Wesley Snipes) at a dinner party.

Thu 11/12 2:00-2:30pm FX

Magic Jordan Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.

Thu 11/12 3:30-4:00pm FX

Raging Election Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.

Thu 11/12 4:00-4:30pm FX

Magic Jordan Jordan learns some magic tricks and uses them to charm his first crush.

Fri 11/13 2:00-2:30pm FX

Raging Election Bernie calls on India.Arie to help out with Vanessa's talent show.

Fri 11/13 2:30-3:00pm FX

Leaving Los Angeles Bernie delays his Las Vegas flight to take the children to the movies as promised; Bryanna and Jordan sneak out of a G-rated movie to watch more-exciting fare.

Fri 11/13 4:00-4:30pm FX

Pink Gold Bernie will not let Chris Rock get a word in edgewise when they appear together on ``The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.''

Fri 11/13 4:30-5:00pm FX

Chess Wars Bernie manages to stay one step ahead of the children when they try to manipulate him.

Mon 11/16 1:00-1:30pm FX

The Incredible Bulk Bernie starts buying everything in bulk; Wanda locks away the junk food in a shed.

Mon 11/16 1:30-2:00pm FX

Maid Man Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.

Mon 11/16 3:00-3:30pm FX

Nut Job Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.

Mon 11/16 3:30-4:00pm FX

Maid Man Bernie worries about the children taking advantage of the new maid.

Tue 11/17 1:00-1:30pm FX

Nut Job Bernie enrolls the children in a myriad of activities, then discovers his Saturdays are at stake.

Tue 11/17 1:30-2:00pm FX

The Other Sister Bernie's sister (Niecy Nash) undermines his authority with the children.

Tue 11/17 3:00-3:30pm FX

Meet the Grandparents Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.

Tue 11/17 3:30-4:00pm FX

The Other Sister Bernie's sister (Niecy Nash) undermines his authority with the children.

Wed 11/18 12:00-12:30pm FX

Meet the Grandparents Wanda's parents take over the household during their visit.

Wed 11/18 12:30-1:00pm FX

For a Few Dollars More Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.

Wed 11/18 1:00-1:30pm FX

Eye of the Tiger Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.

Wed 11/18 1:30-2:00pm FX

For a Few Dollars More Bernie bribes children to attend Jordan's birthday bash instead of another kid's party.

Thu 11/19 1:00-1:30am FX

Eye of the Tiger Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.

Thu 11/19 1:30-2:00am FX

Love Thy Nephew When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.

Thu 11/19 1:00-1:30pm FX

Laughing Matters Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.

Thu 11/19 1:30-2:00pm FX

Love Thy Nephew When a litigious neighbor (Greg Germann) asks Bernie to tear down the treehouse he built for Jordan, it leads to an all-night standoff.

Fri 11/20 12:00-12:30pm FX

Laughing Matters Bernie turns to Angela Bassett for acting advice when he lands a dramatic role as a stroke victim; Jordan leads a revolt at a day care facility; Vanessa pretends to be poor.

Fri 11/20 12:30-1:00pm FX

Hair Jordan Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner (Charlie Robinson) throws them out; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector.

Fri 11/20 4:00-4:30pm FX

Love Bug Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.

Fri 11/20 4:30-5:00pm FX