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The Bernie Mac Show

The Bernie Mac Show

Bernie and his wife, Wanda, reluctantly step into the role of parents when his sister drops off her three young kids en route to rehab. His views on childrearing are hardly politically correct, but Bernie tries his best.

Premiere:
Nov 14, 2001
Original Network:
FOX

Upcoming Episodes of 'The Bernie Mac Show'

Droobie or Not Droobie Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.
Tue 11/24 2:00-2:30pm FX
J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Fun Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life.
Tue 11/24 2:30-3:00pm FX
Make Room for Caddy Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.
Tue 11/24 4:00-4:30pm FX
Saving Sergeant Tompkins Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
Tue 11/24 4:30-5:00pm FX
Make Room for Caddy Despite Bernie's offer to buy him a car, Wanda's father cannot get along with him; flashbacks show when they all met.
Wed 11/25 2:00-2:30pm FX
Saving Sergeant Tompkins Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.
Wed 11/25 2:30-3:00pm FX
Tryptophan-tasy Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
Wed 11/25 4:00-4:30pm FX
Thanksgiving Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Wed 11/25 4:30-5:00pm FX
Tryptophan-tasy Gluttonous Bernie has a fever dream after devouring his own personal turkey.
Thu 11/26 1:04-1:33am FX
Thanksgiving Bernie has to put his foot down after Mr. Diggs, Vanessa's teacher, persuades her to become a vegetarian.
Thu 11/26 1:33-2:03am FX
It's Mac-ademic Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.
Mon 11/30 2:00-2:30pm FX
The Getaway The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.
Mon 11/30 2:30-3:00pm FX
Easy Rider A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.
Mon 11/30 4:00-4:30pm FX
Who's That Lady? Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
Mon 11/30 4:30-5:00pm FX
Easy Rider A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.
Tue 12/1 12:30-1:00pm FX
Who's That Lady? Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.
Tue 12/1 1:00-1:30pm FX
Mac-Inations Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Tue 12/1 1:30-2:00pm FX
That Old Mac Magic ``American Idol'' judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's performance in a commercial.
Tue 12/1 2:00-2:30pm FX
Mac-Inations Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.
Wed 12/2 1:00-1:30pm FX
That Old Mac Magic ``American Idol'' judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's performance in a commercial.
Wed 12/2 1:30-2:00pm FX
The Talk Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Wed 12/2 3:00-3:30pm FX
Five Stages of Bryana Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
Wed 12/2 3:30-4:00pm FX
The Talk Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.
Thu 12/3 2:00-2:30pm FX
Five Stages of Bryana Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.
Thu 12/3 2:30-3:00pm FX
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
Thu 12/3 4:00-4:30pm FX
Big Brother Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.
Thu 12/3 4:30-5:00pm FX
Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.
Fri 12/4 1:00-1:30pm FX
Big Brother Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.
Fri 12/4 1:30-2:00pm FX
Stiff Upper Lip Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
Fri 12/4 3:00-3:30pm FX
Being Bernie Mac Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
Fri 12/4 3:30-4:00pm FX
Stiff Upper Lip Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.
Sat 12/5 9:00-9:30am FX
Being Bernie Mac Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.
Sat 12/5 9:30-10:00am FX
Mac Overdrive Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.
Mon 12/7 1:00-1:30pm FX
My Privacy Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.
Mon 12/7 1:30-2:00pm FX

Cast of 'The Bernie Mac Show'