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The Getaway

S03, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 29, 2004)
The family goes to San Diego for a relaxing vacation; Bernie, unable to relax, goes to Las Vegas for some gambling and debauchery.

It's a Wonderful Wife

S03, E07  (First Aired: Jan. 25, 2004)
Wanda disrupts Bernie's writing process as he prepares for an appearance on ``The Ellen DeGeneres Show.''

Saving Sergeant Tompkins

S03, E12  (First Aired: Mar. 14, 2004)
Bernie decides to be less than truthful so that Jordan will think well of his father.

Droobie or Not Droobie

S03, E09  (First Aired: Feb. 15, 2004)
Bryana is upset when Bernie takes a villainous role opposite her favorite character, a friendly dinosaur (David Faustino); Jordan sells candy bars at school.

Eye of the Tiger

S03, E01  (First Aired: Nov. 30, 2003)
Jordan tries out for the basketball team, but the coach decides he is better suited for gymnastics -- as a ribbon dancer.

Family Reunion

S03, E08  (First Aired: Feb. 8, 2004)
Relatives pester Bernie at a family barbecue; Bernie quashes Vanessa's flirtation with a distant cousin.

Love Bug

S03, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 11, 2004)
Bernie tries to scare away Vanessa's new boyfriend but realizes what a good role model he is for Jordan; Wanda has trouble letting go of her old shoes.

Hair Jordan

S03, E05  (First Aired: Jan. 4, 2004)
Bernie takes Jordan to his favorite barbershop, but the owner (Charlie Robinson) throws them out; Wanda and the girls try to change the batteries in a smoke detector.

Road to Tradition

S03, E03  (First Aired: Dec. 14, 2003)
When the children become obsessed with gifts, Bernie decides to cancel Christmas altogether; Wanda loses the Christmas spirit when she tries to get everyone on her staff a gift.

It's Mac-ademic

S03, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 22, 2004)
Bernie volunteers as a teacher's helper to assess the teaching methods used at Bryana's school; Wanda is at wits' end trying to reason with Vanessa and Jordan.

J-O-R-D-A-N Spells Fun

S03, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 22, 2004)
Jordan tries comedy as a way of overcoming stage fright; Vanessa makes a documentary about her home life.

Five Stages of Bryana

S03, E20  (First Aired: Jun. 15, 2004)
Bernie and Wanda seek a child therapist's help in figuring out why Bryana has become a bully; Wanda winds up caring for a guinea pig Bernie bought for Bryana.

The Talk

S03, E19  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2004)
Bernie stops by the Playboy Mansion to get advice from Hugh Hefner on how to talk to Jordan about sex.

Mac-Inations

S03, E17  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2004)
Neighbor Carl Reiner plays the ultimate practical joke on Bernie.

Easy Rider

S03, E15  (First Aired: Apr. 5, 2004)
A motorcycle accident changes Bernie's perspective about protecting the kids; Jordan is caught trying to sell Bernie's girlie magazines to other boys at school.

That Old Mac Magic

S03, E18  (First Aired: Apr. 26, 2004)
``American Idol'' judges Paula Abdul and Randy Jackson critique Bernie's performance in a commercial.

Go Bernie, It's Your Birthday

S03, E21  (First Aired: Jun. 22, 2004)
On Bernie's 40th birthday, he is electrically shocked by an old lady and forced to be a clown at a children's party.

Who's That Lady?

S03, E16  (First Aired: Apr. 12, 2004)
Dr. Phil McGraw counsels Bernie on how to deal with Wanda, who feels left out after Bernie and the guys draft a woman (Mo'Nique) into their group.

Being Bernie Mac

S04, E03  (First Aired: Sep. 22, 2004)
Bernie must baby-sit for Bryana and deal with Jordan, who was sent home from school for pulling a fire alarm unnecessarily.

Mac Overdrive

S04, E04  (First Aired: Sep. 29, 2004)
Bernie has no patience when trying to teach Vanessa to drive.

Stiff Upper Lip

S04, E02  (First Aired: Sep. 15, 2004)
Bernie decides Bryana is too old for training wheels, but her first lesson without them proves to be disastrous.

Big Brother

S04, E01  (First Aired: Sep. 8, 2004)
Bernie resorts to spying when he decides Vanessa is being secretive about her activities, but his security cameras pick up more than he bargained for.

My Privacy

S04, E05  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 2005)
Bernie realizes Bryana and Jordan are too old to share a room, so he moves her in with Vanessa, who is less than thrilled.

Who Gives This Bride

S04, E06  (First Aired: Jan. 14, 2005)
Bernie's sister, Benita, announces her plans to elope in Las Vegas, and Wanda offers her the Mac residence as a wedding site.

Nerdy Mac

S04, E07  (First Aired: Jan. 21, 2005)
Bryana's standardized test scores prompt Bernie to send her to Jordan's school, but she is so far behind that they threaten to move her back a grade.

Stone Nuts

S04, E08  (First Aired: Jan. 28, 2005)
Jordan tries to fit in with the popular crowd and, after taking Bernie's advice, winds up losing his lunch money in a poker game.

Jack & Jacqueline

S04, E09  (First Aired: Feb. 4, 2005)
Wanda urges Vanessa to join an enrichment organization she once belonged to, but they learn times have changed when Vanessa and her new friends are charged with shoplifting.

Manchild in Vanessa Land

S04, E10  (First Aired: Feb. 11, 2005)
Bernie learns Vanessa has a boyfriend, Rahim, who is 18 years old, but when he discovers that the teen has a child, he hits the ceiling.

You Don't Know Squad

S04, E11  (First Aired: Feb. 18, 2005)
Vanessa tries to increase her chances of being accepted into a college by joining the drill team, which pleases Bernie until he sees one of the squad's provocative routines.

You Got Served

S04, E12  (First Aired: Feb. 25, 2005)
Bernie is sued for being a negligent parent after a birthday bash for Bryana results in broken bones.

I Don't Wanna Be a Playa No More

S04, E13  (First Aired: Mar. 11, 2005)
When Jordan develops a crush on a girl at school, Bernie takes it upon himself to teach Jordan how to be a ``player'' and get the girl.

The Big Picture

S04, E14  (First Aired: Mar. 18, 2005)
Jordan's prank anonymous phone calls have surprising consequences.