The Hills

The Hills Recaps

• 'The Hills' hits 100 episodes. Yikes.

  Surrounded by the lush tropical setting of Costa Rica, the "Hills" crew mostly talks about who's going to hook up.

• 'The Hills': March of the crazy blondes

  Kristin, McKaela and Allie turn up the goofy in re: Brody, each trying to out-crazy the other.

• 'The Hills': Stephanie Pratt would rather be with the tigers than Ryan Cabrera

  Now that the non-frontation has been ratcheted up to insanity and the peanut gallery is partaking in contractually obligated chatter, Frankie introduces JB to Spike Jones and completes the love triangle that has been so desperately contrived by hard-up producers.

• 'The Hills': Lutz get it started

  Stephanie's birthday party is the setting for -- surprise! -- a whole lot of drama.

• 'The Hills': The return of Justin Bobby

  Justin is back, and having awkward small talk with Audrina. Good times.

• 'The Hills': Double dating and playa-hating

  Kristin and Brody talk about seeing other people, and Audrina wants her gelled-up new guy to hang with her "friends."

• 'The Hills': Birthday party blues

  Spencer is taken aback at the growing behemoth that is Enzo's birthday bash.

• 'The Hills': The worst wedding since 'Beetlejuice'

  Previously on The Hills... Whitney left for the Big Apple, which made Lauren sad, and Heidi went to Mexico and through her tequila haze thought it'd be a good idea to marry her creepy, disgusting boyfriend.

• 'The Hills': Mr. and Mrs. Prat

  Previously on The Hills Whitney took off for the Big Apple. If she can make it there, she can make it anywhere. Heidi was still trapped in her cycle of abuse with Spencer the Butt-face.

• 'The Hills': Dream a little dream, Whitney

  Previously on The Hills... Audrina went all crazypants but Lauren decided to put it behind her and be friends again, Stephanie's new boyfriend didn't stand up for her and Spencer was a jerk about it, and Whitney met Jay the Aussie in NYC.