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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
Mr. Burns needs a vital blood transfusion and Bart is the only one with the right blood type; when Mr. Burns fails to show the Simpsons enough gratitude for Bart's blood, Homer writes him a vindictive letter.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
When Homer learns he needs a heart bypass operation, he searches for the cheapest doctor.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • FXX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
A practical joke puts Homer in the hospital, where the family flashes back.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FXX
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S06, E22  (First Aired: 
Lisa feels her idol, Bleeding Gums Murphy, is not properly honored at his funeral; Bart chokes on a jagged metal prize from a box of cereal.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • FXX
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S10, E08  (First Aired: 
Grampa busts a kidney when Homer refuses to make a rest stop on a road trip.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • FXX
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S11, E10  (First Aired: 
Lisa takes over the household after Marge is injured in a ski accident.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • FXX
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S16, E17  (First Aired: 
When Bart endangers his health by bingeing on vending-machine food, the Simpsons turn their home into a hostel in order to afford sending him to a forced starvation facility.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • FXX
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S21, E04  (First Aired: 
Lisa sets out for revenge against Miss Hoover; zombies overrun Springfield; after falling through a trap door at Moe's, Homer becomes half-man, half-brewing apparatus.
  • Thu 8/24
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • FXX
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S07, E09  (First Aired: 
Springfield's air show turns explosive with the arrival of an atomic bomb-toting Sideshow Bob.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • FXX
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S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Avalanches trap Homer and Mr. Burns in a cabin at a teamwork retreat.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • FXX
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S11, E10  (First Aired: 
Lisa takes over the household after Marge is injured in a ski accident.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • FXX
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S12, E03  (First Aired: 
Bart meets a girl named Sophie who claims to be Krusty's illegitimate daughter; Krusty later loses Sophie's violin in a poker game.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • FXX
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S22, E03  (First Aired: 
Lisa starts coaching Bart's Little League team; Marge and Bart spend the day at an amusement park, where former MLB manager Mike Scioscia gives Bart advice.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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S23, E01  (First Aired: 
Homer befriends a new security guard at the plant; Marge daydreams about being a contestant on ``Top Chef.''
  • Fri 8/25
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • FXX
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S24, E06  (First Aired: 
To cheer Homer up, Lisa tries to win a MyPad for him; Ned finds a tree in the Simpsons' backyard with the word ``hope'' spelled out in the bark.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FXX
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S25, E13  (First Aired: 
During a research trip, Lisa learns that Sideshow Bob is the chief scientist at a big chemical engineering company; Marge tries to teach a teen church group about healthy sexual practices.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • FXX
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S26, E19  (First Aired: 
The family goes on a trip down memory lane when Homer gets an old roll of film developed -- revealing the origin of Lisa and Bart's rivalry.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • FXX
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S27, E03  (First Aired: 
Selma and Patty agree to stop smoking when they learn their father died of lung cancer; when Selma relapses, Patty becomes angry and moves in with Homer and Marge.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • FXX
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S14, E20  (First Aired: 
When Judge Harm (guest voice Jane Kaczmarek) revokes Homer's license, Marge must do all the driving; Homer meets Steve Buscemi and Jackson Browne while walking from place to place.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • FXX
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S15, E10  (First Aired: 
Marge writes a novel, ``The Harpooned Heart,'' using Homer and Ned as inspiration for her characters; Homer gets the book-on-tape version read by Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen.
  • Fri 8/25
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • FXX
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
Lisa's family attempts to cheer her up when she becomes depressed.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FXX
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Homer is told he only has 24 hours to live after eating incorrectly prepared blowfish at the Happy Sumo sushi restaurant.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FXX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
Aptitude tests reveal Lisa should be a homemaker and Bart should be a police officer.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FXX
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
Fed up with Springfield's finest, Homer forms a vigilante group to catch a cat burglar.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • FXX
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S06, E02  (First Aired: 
Lisa's world turns upside down when she learns that a new classmate can play the saxophone better.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • FXX
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S09, E03  (First Aired: 
The family remembers when Grampa wasn't drooling, Homer liked the Bee Gees and the day Lisa's sax was run over.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • FXX
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S18, E02  (First Aired: 
When Bart's talent surpasses Lisa's, she gives up music and secretly starts rescuing animals, until one of her menagerie mauls him.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • FXX
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S27, E18  (First Aired: 
When Marge takes Lisa to Capital City for a musical, the star tells Lisa how lucky she is to have a great mom; Bart comes up with a new plan to trick people.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • FXX
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S28, E11  (First Aired: 
Marge becomes obsessed with the Japanese way of life; Homer must find a new home for the family pig and Lisa must say goodbye to her saxophone.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FOX
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S28, E15  (First Aired: 
Bart deals with his guilt after betraying Lisa; Springfield is in awe of Homer when he is revealed to be a chess savant.
  • Sun 8/27
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FOX
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S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Marge faces a difficult decision when she falls for her bowling instructor.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • FXX
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
While Bart runs for class president, Lisa falls for her substitute teacher.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • FXX
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S03, E22  (First Aired: 
Bart invites Otto to live with the Simpsons after Mr. Skinner fires him for not having a driver's license.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • FXX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Grampa, posing as a front man for Lisa and Bart, is hired as a writer for ``Itchy & Scratchy''; at his high-school reunion, it's discovered that Homer never graduated.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • FXX
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S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Bart's pranks get Principal Skinner fired; Flanders is the replacement.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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S06, E10  (First Aired: 
Grandpa's passion potion becomes a hit after it works wonders for Marge and Homer's drab sex life.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • FXX
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S07, E01  (First Aired: 
Chief Wiggums conducts a manhunt to find Mr. Burns' assailant.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FXX
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S08, E03  (First Aired: 
Homer turns to a career in pro boxing when he discovers he has a genetic condition that protects his brain from injury.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • FXX
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S09, E16  (First Aired: 
Homer and Moe devise an insurance scam to impress Moe's girlfriend with money.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • FXX
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S10, E05  (First Aired: 
Homer bumbles into a celebrity couple's life and becomes their personal assistant.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • FXX
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S11, E08  (First Aired: 
When Homer forms a motorcycle gang with his friends, Marge is kidnapped by a rival gang.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • FXX
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S12, E15  (First Aired: 
Homer goes on a hunger strike for the Springfield baseball team.
  • Mon 8/28
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • FXX
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S16, E10  (First Aired: 
Homer tries to cash in on Springfield's new law allowing same-sex marriages by becoming an ordained minister via the Internet.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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S17, E05  (First Aired: 
Realizing that Marge is lonely, Bart decides to spend extra time with her, causing his classmates to call him a mama's boy.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • FXX
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S18, E20  (First Aired: 
After rescuing Homer when he is lost in a cornfield maze, Santa's Little Helper goes to police-dog academy.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FXX
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S19, E07  (First Aired: 
A friendly comic-book buff (guest voice Jack Black) treats Bart, Lisa and Milhouse like royalty; Marge launches a gym for ordinary women.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • FXX
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S26, E22  (First Aired: 
Lisa transforms Springfield Elementary into a Waldorf school; Groundskeeper Willie coaches the mathletes.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • FXX
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S27, E15  (First Aired: 
Lisa becomes an intern at the local veterinarian's office; Marge works as a crime scene cleaner to earn extra money, but has a difficult time with the gore.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • FXX
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S20, E21  (First Aired: 
Homer forms a border patrol group when unemployed workers from Ogdenville come to Springfield.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • FXX
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S21, E15  (First Aired: 
Bart and his classmate, Nikki (guest voice Sarah Silverman), develop a flirtatious rapport; first lady Michelle Obama (guest voice Angela Bassett) comes to Lisa's defense when she is ostracized for being an overachiever.
  • Tue 8/29
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • FXX
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S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Barney and Homer compete to become the first average American in space.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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S06, E14  (First Aired: 
While helping Principal Skinner with his astronomy, Bart discovers a comet spiraling down toward Springfield.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • FXX
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S13, E17  (First Aired: 
Friends, family and occasional enemies gather to roast Homer, recalling escapades and entanglements over the years.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FXX
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S14, E16  (First Aired: 
Lisa chooses a career in astronomy after a British filmmaker (guest voice Eric Idle) makes her feel inadequate.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • FXX
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S26, E06  (First Aired: 
The Planet Express crew travels to Springfield to stop the Simpson family from destroying the future.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • FXX
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S26, E10  (First Aired: 
The Simpsons board the wrong ride at Dizzneeland and end up being held captive at a zoo on Kang and Kodos' home planet.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • FXX
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S26, E12  (First Aired: 
Homer and his new friend, an inventor named Elon Musk, revolutionize Springfield's nuclear plant; Mr. Burns wants to get rid of Musk after the inventor goes too far.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • FXX
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S27, E16  (First Aired: 
After failing to talk Lisa out of volunteering for a one-way journey to Mars, Marge decides to go with her.
  • Thu 8/31
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • FXX
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S07, E03  (First Aired: 
Bart, Lisa and Maggie are sent to live next door with the Flanders, their new foster parents.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • FXX
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S08, E20  (First Aired: 
Bart goes on a shopping spree with a newly acquired credit card and buys a purebred dog.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • FXX
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S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Bart struggles as the quarterback of Homer's peewee football team and gets some advice from Joe Namath.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • FXX
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S10, E18  (First Aired: 
While listening to one of Reverend Lovejoy's sermons on a sweltering Easter Sunday morning, the Simpsons fall asleep and envision themselves as characters from the Bible.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • FXX
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S22, E10  (First Aired: 
Marge reconnects with a close group of mothers she used to be friends with; Bart tries to break up their group when his playdates stop being fun.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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S23, E02  (First Aired: 
When superintendent Chalmers is fired for taking Bart and his friends on an unauthorized field trip, the boys hold the school hostage until he is reinstated.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • FXX
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S24, E08  (First Aired: 
When Grampa is forced to move back in with the Simpsons, Homer throws his back out; as he recovers, Homer becomes addicted to a game.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FXX
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S25, E04  (First Aired: 
Marge encourages Homer to cross an item off an old to-do list by inviting an old pen pal to visit; Lisa institutes an honor code at school.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • FXX
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S26, E21  (First Aired: 
When Bart is bullied at a dance, Marge gets the town to pass anti-bullying legislation; Homer is sent to rehab for bullying Flanders.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • FXX
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S27, E10  (First Aired: 
After Homer is fired, he returns to his favorite job -- a dishwasher at a Greek restaurant; Lisa accidentally creates sentient artificial intelligence.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • FXX
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S13, E16  (First Aired: 
Homer uses medicinal marijuana to relieve pain from eye injuries he suffered when he was attacked by crows.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • FXX
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S14, E17  (First Aired: 
Homer relishes living with a gay couple and refuses to return home; Marge recruits Weird Al Yankovic to serenade her errant husband.
  • Fri 9/1
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • FXX
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S12, E08  (First Aired: 
Bart and the others lay siege to their elementary school when it doesn't shut down during a snow storm.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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S12, E18  (First Aired: 
Marge severs Homer's thumb, Lisa creates a grammar robot, and Bart and Milhouse try to bust fireworks smugglers.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • FXX
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S14, E03  (First Aired: 
Bart and Lisa land in the same third-grade classroom, and the teacher concludes Bart is the superior student on the first day.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FXX
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S19, E13  (First Aired: 
Bart suspects that one of his friends is a rat when his seemingly fool-proof pranks start to backfire; Homer grows very attached to the fancy loaner car he gets after Marge damages their vehicle in an accident.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • FXX
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S20, E11  (First Aired: 
Bart is told he is exempt from taking the Vice President's Assessment Test after receiving a perfect score on a practice test; Homer, late on making an insurance payment, tries to avoid accidents.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • FXX
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S21, E06  (First Aired: 
Principal Skinner tells Bart that there is a former Springfield Elementary student hailed as the best prankster ever; Bart tracks down the prankster (guest voice Jonah Hill), now 19.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • FXX
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S24, E10  (First Aired: 
The fate of Springfield Elementary rests on Bart's score on a standardized test; Homer finds a parking meter at the dump and starts using it to scam drivers.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • FXX
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S26, E22  (First Aired: 
Lisa transforms Springfield Elementary into a Waldorf school; Groundskeeper Willie coaches the mathletes.
  • Sun 9/3
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • FXX
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
After losing his job, Homer becomes an anti-nuclear activist.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • FXX
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Homer gains confidence and success after buying a hair growth product with company money.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • FXX
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Homer becomes a hero when he single-handedly prevents a meltdown at the nuclear plant.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • FXX
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Homer is laid off when Mr. Burns sells the nuclear plant to a German corporation.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • FXX
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Marge finds herself fighting off Mr. Burns' advances when she gets a job at the power plant.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Homer takes on Mr Burns in a labor struggle that rapidly spirals out of control; when Homer leads the workers out on strike, Mr. Burns retaliates by hiring robots to replace them and shutting off power to the city.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • FXX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Homer is forced back into college after he fails a competency test at the power plant.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • FXX
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S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Homer recalls events leading up to Maggie's birth.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • FXX
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S07, E07  (First Aired: 
Homer hopes an eating binge will help him weigh in at 300 pounds so he can work at home.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 10:00PM-10:30PM
  • FXX
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S07, E17  (First Aired: 
Homer fills in for vacationing Smithers, forcing Mr. Burns to become independent.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 10:30PM-11:00PM
  • FXX
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S14, E15  (First Aired: 
Homer and Lisa engineer a takeover at the nuclear power plant with Homer as the new CEO.
  • Mon 9/4
  • 11:00PM-11:30PM
  • FXX
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S17, E17  (First Aired: 
Homer learns the nuclear power plant is being shut down and outsourced to India; Selma and Patty kidnap MacGyver (guest voice Richard Dean Anderson).
  • Mon 9/4
  • 11:30PM-12:00AM
  • FXX
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S21, E17  (First Aired: 
Mr. Burns is questioned when a police officer sees a stolen painting at the billionaire's estate; Smithers runs the power plant while Mr. Burns is away.
  • Tue 9/5
  • 12:00AM-12:30AM
  • FXX
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S23, E04  (First Aired: 
Lisa's science fair project is overshadowed by Bart's mechanical baby seal; Homer's new assistant ends up stealing his job.
  • Tue 9/5
  • 12:30AM-1:00AM
  • FXX
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S23, E07  (First Aired: 
The Simpsons host a party to promote Krusty's own brand of liquor; impressed with the party's sucess, Mr. Burns decides to promote Homer; Bart takes an interest in reading classic novels.
  • Tue 9/5
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • FXX
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S23, E17  (First Aired: 
When Mr. Burn replaces most of the plant's employees with robots that end up turning on the community, the people he laid off must come to the rescue.
  • Tue 9/5
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • FXX
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S16, E12  (First Aired: 
Homer must pretend to be Selma's husband so she can adopt a baby girl from China.
  • Tue 9/5
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • FXX
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