Two and a Half Men

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Working for Caligula Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.

Fri 11/20 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Fri 11/20 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Fri 11/20 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Sat 11/21 2:00-2:30pm 36 WUHF

Prostitutes and Gelato Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Sat 11/21 2:30-3:00pm 36 WUHF Sat 11/21 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Sat 11/21 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

Prostitutes and Gelato Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.

Sat 11/21 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU

Large Birds, Spiders and Mom Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Sat 11/21 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA

Mr. McGlue's Feedbag Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Sun 11/22 5:00-5:30pm 23 KTLA

Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.

Sun 11/22 5:30-6:00pm 23 KTLA

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Mon 11/23 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

Who's Vod Kanockers? Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Mon 11/23 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair NEW Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Mon 11/23 6:00-6:31pm 35 WWJ

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Mon 11/23 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Mon 11/23 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

Who's Vod Kanockers? Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.

Mon 11/23 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Mon 11/23 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Mon 11/23 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair NEW Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair without spending much money.

Mon 11/23 9:00-9:31pm 8 KIRO

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Tue 11/24 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Tue 11/24 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Tue 11/24 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Tue 11/24 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.

Tue 11/24 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Tue 11/24 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Tue 11/24 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

Baseball Was Better With Steroids When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Wed 11/25 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

A Pot-Smoking Monkey After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Wed 11/25 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

Baseball Was Better With Steroids When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

Wed 11/25 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Wed 11/25 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

A Pot-Smoking Monkey After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.

Wed 11/25 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Wed 11/25 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Wed 11/25 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

Merry Thanksgiving In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Thu 11/26 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.

Thu 11/26 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

Merry Thanksgiving In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Thu 11/26 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Thu 11/26 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

A Live Woman of Proven Fertility Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.

Thu 11/26 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Thu 11/26 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Thu 11/26 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

An Old Flame With a New Wick Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Fri 11/27 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

Apologies for the Frivolity Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Fri 11/27 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

An Old Flame With a New Wick Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).

Fri 11/27 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Fri 11/27 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

Apologies for the Frivolity Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.

Fri 11/27 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Fri 11/27 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Fri 11/27 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

Media Room Slash Dungeon Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Sat 11/28 2:00-2:30pm 36 WUHF

City of Great Racks Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Sat 11/28 2:30-3:00pm 36 WUHF

Media Room Slash Dungeon Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Sat 11/28 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

City of Great Racks Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Sat 11/28 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Sat 11/28 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Sat 11/28 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA

Media Room Slash Dungeon Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.

Sun 11/29 5:00-5:30pm 23 KTLA

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

Sun 11/29 5:30-6:00pm 23 KTLA

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Mon 11/30 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Mon 11/30 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

My Son's Enormous Head Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

Mon 11/30 6:00-6:31pm 35 WWJ

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.

Mon 11/30 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Mon 11/30 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.

Mon 11/30 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Mon 11/30 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Mon 11/30 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

My Son's Enormous Head Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

Mon 11/30 9:00-9:31pm 8 KIRO

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Tue 12/1 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

Release the Dogs Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Tue 12/1 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Tue 12/1 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Tue 12/1 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

Release the Dogs Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.

Tue 12/1 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Tue 12/1 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Tue 12/1 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

No Sniffing, No Wowing Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

Wed 12/2 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Wed 12/2 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

No Sniffing, No Wowing Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).

Wed 12/2 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Wed 12/2 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

Corey's Been Dead for an Hour Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.

Wed 12/2 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Wed 12/2 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Wed 12/2 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Thu 12/3 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

Kissing Abraham Lincoln Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Thu 12/3 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).

Thu 12/3 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Thu 12/3 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

Kissing Abraham Lincoln Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.

Thu 12/3 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Thu 12/3 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU Thu 12/3 8:00-8:35pm 35 WWJ

Just Like Buffalo Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Fri 12/4 4:00-4:30pm 36 WUHF

Castrating Sheep in Montana Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Fri 12/4 4:30-5:00pm 36 WUHF

Just Like Buffalo Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Fri 12/4 7:00-7:30pm 23 KTLA Fri 12/4 7:00-7:30pm 31 KAYU

Castrating Sheep in Montana Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).

Fri 12/4 7:30-8:00pm 23 KTLA Fri 12/4 7:30-8:00pm 31 KAYU