Upcoming Episodes of 'Two and a Half Men'
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She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
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| Wed 2/10 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Working for Caligula
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
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| Thu 2/11 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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The Ocu or the Pado?
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
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| Thu 2/11 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Who's Vod Kanockers?
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
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| Fri 2/12 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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My Son's Enormous Head
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
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| Fri 2/12 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
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| Sat 2/13 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
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| Mon 2/15 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Mmm, Fish. Yum
Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
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| Mon 2/15 |
8:00-8:31pm |
2.1 |
WBBMDT |
| Mon 2/15 |
8:00-8:31pm |
22.1 |
WSBTDT |
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The Two Finger Rule
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
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| Mon 2/15 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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A Pot-Smoking Monkey
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
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| Tue 2/16 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
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| Wed 2/17 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Apologies for the Frivolity
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
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| Thu 2/18 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
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| Thu 2/18 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
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| Fri 2/19 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
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| Fri 2/19 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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The Salmon Under My Sweater
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
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| Sat 2/20 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Release the Dogs
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
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| Mon 2/22 |
6:00-6:30pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
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| Mon 2/22 |
8:00-8:31pm |
2.1 |
WBBMDT |
| Mon 2/22 |
8:00-8:31pm |
22.1 |
WSBTDT |
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Baseball Was Better With Steroids
When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.
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| Mon 2/22 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Pilot
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
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| Tue 2/23 |
10:30-11:00pm |
9.1 |
WGNDT |
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Cast of 'Two and a Half Men'
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