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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S01, E16  (First Aired: 
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
  • Thu 12/14
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Fri 12/15
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • Fri 12/15
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • Sat 12/16
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E23  (First Aired: 
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 1:30PM-2:00PM
  • Spike
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • Spike
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
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S06, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • Spike
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S06, E11  (First Aired: 
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • Spike
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S06, E19  (First Aired: 
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • Spike
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S06, E23  (First Aired: 
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
  • Sat 12/16
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Sun 12/17
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S07, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
  • Sun 12/17
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S01, E21  (First Aired: 
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
  • Mon 12/18
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Mon 12/18
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S01, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E03  (First Aired: 
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E06  (First Aired: 
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E07  (First Aired: 
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
  • Mon 12/18
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S01, E24  (First Aired: 
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E10  (First Aired: 
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E12  (First Aired: 
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E15  (First Aired: 
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
  •  

S01, E16  (First Aired: 
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
  •  

S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 6:00PM-6:30PM
  • Spike
  •  

S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • Tue 12/19
  • 6:30PM-7:00PM
  • Spike
  •  

S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 7:00PM-7:30PM
  • Spike
  •  

S01, E20  (First Aired: 
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Tue 12/19
  • 7:30PM-8:00PM
  • Spike
  •  

S01, E21  (First Aired: 
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
  • Tue 12/19
  • 8:00PM-8:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Tue 12/19
  • 8:30PM-9:00PM
  • Spike
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S01, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 9:00PM-9:30PM
  • Spike
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S01, E24  (First Aired: 
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
  • Tue 12/19
  • 9:30PM-10:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
  • Wed 12/20
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
  •  

S02, E13  (First Aired: 
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
  • Thu 12/21
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E18  (First Aired: 
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E20  (First Aired: 
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
  • Fri 12/22
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
  • Sat 12/23
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
  • Sun 12/24
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
  • Sun 12/24
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S07, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E22  (First Aired: 
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E23  (First Aired: 
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S02, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S03, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Mon 12/25
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S03, E01  (First Aired: 
After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • Spike
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S03, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E04  (First Aired: 
Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S03, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie likes dating Isabella (Jodi Lyn O'Keefe), a wild, sexually uninhibited woman, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S03, E07  (First Aired: 
Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
  • Tue 12/26
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
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S02, E13  (First Aired: 
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 1:00AM-1:32AM
  • Nick
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S02, E14  (First Aired: 
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 1:32AM-2:04AM
  • Nick
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S03, E09  (First Aired: 
A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 2:00PM-2:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a ``good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy,'' but it does not impress his mother.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • Spike
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S03, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • Spike
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S03, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • Spike
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
  • Wed 12/27
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • Spike
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Wed 12/27
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • Spike
  •