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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
  • Mon 8/31
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
  • Mon 8/31
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E15  (First Aired: 
When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage.
  • Tue 9/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
  • Tue 9/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Tue 9/1
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
  • Tue 9/1
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S03, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz).
  • Wed 9/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S03, E18  (First Aired: 
Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
  • Wed 9/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
  • Wed 9/2
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
  • Wed 9/2
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E19  (First Aired: 
Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house, since Charlie is having a dry spell with women.
  • Thu 9/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S03, E20  (First Aired: 
Charlie sleeps with Kandi's mother, as Alan tries to win her daughter back; Kandi arranges a date between her father and Judith.
  • Thu 9/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S03, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
  • Thu 9/3
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
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S03, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
  • Thu 9/3
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S03, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi; Charlie helps Jake prepare a song for his audition for the school musical.
  • Fri 9/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S03, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
  • Fri 9/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S03, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
  • Fri 9/4
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
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S03, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
  • Fri 9/4
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
  • Sat 9/5
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
  • Sat 9/5
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
  • Sat 9/5
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
  • Sat 9/5
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
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S04, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
  • Sun 9/6
  • 2:02AM-2:32AM
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S04, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
  • Sun 9/6
  • 2:32AM-3:01AM
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S04, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
  • Sun 9/6
  • 4:03AM-4:32AM
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S04, E04  (First Aired: 
After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
  • Sun 9/6
  • 4:32AM-5:02AM
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S04, E05  (First Aired: 
Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
  • Tue 9/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
  • Tue 9/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
  • Tue 9/8
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
  • Tue 9/8
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
  • Wed 9/9
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
  • Wed 9/9
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
  • Wed 9/9
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
  • Wed 9/9
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
  • Thu 9/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
  • Thu 9/10
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Thu 9/10
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Thu 9/10
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Fri 9/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Fri 9/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
  • Fri 9/11
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
  • Fri 9/11
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
  • Sat 9/12
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
  • Sat 9/12
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • Sat 9/12
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Sat 9/12
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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