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Two and a Half Men


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Two and a Half Men

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S04, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
  • Sun 12/4
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Sun 12/4
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Mon 12/5
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
  • Mon 12/5
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E12  (First Aired: 
Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Tue 12/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
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S04, E13  (First Aired: 
When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
  • Tue 12/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
  • Tue 12/6
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
  • Tue 12/6
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
  • Wed 12/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
  • Wed 12/7
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • Wed 12/7
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E16  (First Aired: 
A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E17  (First Aired: 
Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Thu 12/8
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E18  (First Aired: 
After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E20  (First Aired: 
Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX
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S04, E21  (First Aired: 
Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
  • Fri 12/9
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX
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S04, E22  (First Aired: 
Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S04, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S04, E24  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan must confront their ``daddy issues'' when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
  • Sat 12/10
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
  • Mon 12/12
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Tue 12/13
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E04  (First Aired: 
Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Wed 12/14
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
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S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Thu 12/15
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Fri 12/16
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX
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S05, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
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S05, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
  • Fri 12/16
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • FX
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S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX
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S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX
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S05, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
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S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Sat 12/17
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX
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