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S10, E22  (First Aired: 
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
  • Fri 7/31
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S10, E23  (First Aired: 
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
  • Fri 7/31
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S01, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Fri 7/31
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX

S01, E02  (First Aired: 
Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
  • Fri 7/31
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX

S01, E03  (First Aired: 
One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
  • Sat 8/1
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S01, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
  • Sat 8/1
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX

S01, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
  • Sat 8/1
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX

S01, E06  (First Aired: 
After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
  • Sat 8/1
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S01, E07  (First Aired: 
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Mon 8/3
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
  • Mon 8/3
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S01, E07  (First Aired: 
For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Tue 8/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S01, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
  • Tue 8/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
  • Tue 8/4
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S01, E10  (First Aired: 
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Tue 8/4
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S01, E09  (First Aired: 
Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
  • Wed 8/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S01, E10  (First Aired: 
In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Wed 8/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
  • Wed 8/5
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S01, E12  (First Aired: 
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Wed 8/5
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S01, E11  (First Aired: 
Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
  • Thu 8/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S01, E12  (First Aired: 
The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Thu 8/6
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
  • Thu 8/6
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S01, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
  • Thu 8/6
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S01, E13  (First Aired: 
Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
  • Fri 8/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S01, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
  • Fri 8/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S01, E15  (First Aired: 
Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • Fri 8/7
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX

S01, E16  (First Aired: 
Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
  • Fri 8/7
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX

S01, E17  (First Aired: 
Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • Sat 8/8
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX

S01, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • Sat 8/8
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX

S01, E19  (First Aired: 
Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
  • Sat 8/8
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S01, E20  (First Aired: 
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Sat 8/8
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX

S01, E21  (First Aired: 
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
  • Mon 8/10
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Mon 8/10
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S01, E21  (First Aired: 
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
  • Tue 8/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Tue 8/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S01, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Tue 8/11
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S01, E24  (First Aired: 
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
  • Tue 8/11
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S01, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Wed 8/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S01, E24  (First Aired: 
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
  • Wed 8/12
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
  • Wed 8/12
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
  • Wed 8/12
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
  • Thu 8/13
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
  • Thu 8/13
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
  • Thu 8/13
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
  • Thu 8/13
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX