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S01, E20  (First Aired: 
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Mon 2/27
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S01, E21  (First Aired: 
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
  • Mon 2/27
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S01, E20  (First Aired: 
After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Tue 2/28
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S01, E21  (First Aired: 
Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
  • Tue 2/28
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Tue 2/28
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S01, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Tue 2/28
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S01, E22  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Wed 3/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S01, E23  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S01, E24  (First Aired: 
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
  • Wed 3/1
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S01, E24  (First Aired: 
A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S02, E01  (First Aired: 
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 2:30PM-3:00PM
  • FX

S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
  • Thu 3/2
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E02  (First Aired: 
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S02, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S02, E04  (First Aired: 
Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
  • Fri 3/3
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S02, E06  (First Aired: 
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX

S02, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX

S02, E08  (First Aired: 
Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S02, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.
  • Sat 3/4
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
  • Mon 3/6
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S02, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S02, E11  (First Aired: 
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E13  (First Aired: 
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
  • Tue 3/7
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S02, E12  (First Aired: 
Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S02, E13  (First Aired: 
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S02, E14  (First Aired: 
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
  • Wed 3/8
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S02, E14  (First Aired: 
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S02, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S02, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
  • Thu 3/9
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S02, E16  (First Aired: 
Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S02, E17  (First Aired: 
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor after he injures his back during sex.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S02, E18  (First Aired: 
When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him, as his gay partner.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX

S02, E19  (First Aired: 
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends (Jeri Ryan) on a date, but while they are out he is tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.
  • Fri 3/10
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • FX

S02, E20  (First Aired: 
When Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other, Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX

S02, E21  (First Aired: 
When Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died, she attends the funeral with Alan, then is furious to learn that Alan had kept in touch with Harry after the divorce.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S02, E22  (First Aired: 
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her, her new romantic interest and his daughter.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S02, E23  (First Aired: 
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit until he finds himself partying with Charlie and a busload of beautiful female volleyball players.
  • Sat 3/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX