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S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Mon 5/2
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX

S05, E05  (First Aired: 
Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S05, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S05, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S05, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Tue 5/3
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S05, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Wed 5/4
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S05, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Wed 5/4
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Wed 5/4
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S05, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
  • Wed 5/4
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S05, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Thu 5/5
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S05, E10  (First Aired: 
Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S05, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
  • Thu 5/5
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S05, E11  (First Aired: 
Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S05, E12  (First Aired: 
Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S05, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX

S05, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
  • Fri 5/6
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX

S05, E15  (First Aired: 
Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX

S05, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S05, E17  (First Aired: 
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX

S05, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Sat 5/7
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX

S05, E16  (First Aired: 
Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX

S05, E17  (First Aired: 
A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • FX

S05, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Sun 5/8
  • 4:30AM-5:00AM
  • FX

S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
  • Mon 5/9
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S05, E19  (First Aired: 
Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S06, E01  (First Aired: 
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S06, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • Tue 5/10
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S06, E02  (First Aired: 
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S06, E03  (First Aired: 
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S06, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S06, E05  (First Aired: 
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
  • Wed 5/11
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S06, E04  (First Aired: 
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S06, E05  (First Aired: 
The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S06, E06  (First Aired: 
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S06, E07  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
  • Thu 5/12
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S06, E06  (First Aired: 
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S06, E07  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S06, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX

S06, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
  • Fri 5/13
  • 5:30PM-6:00PM
  • FX

S06, E10  (First Aired: 
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
  • Sat 5/14
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX

S06, E11  (First Aired: 
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
  • Sat 5/14
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
  • Sat 5/14
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX

S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
  • Sat 5/14
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX

S06, E12  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
  • Sun 5/15
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • FX

S06, E13  (First Aired: 
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
  • Sun 5/15
  • 3:30AM-4:00AM
  • FX