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S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 1:00AM-1:30AM
  • FX

S07, E19  (First Aired: 
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
  • Tue 5/31
  • 1:30AM-2:00AM
  • FX

S07, E18  (First Aired: 
Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S07, E19  (First Aired: 
Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith).
  • Tue 5/31
  • 1:00PM-1:30PM
  • FX

S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.''
  • Tue 5/31
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S07, E21  (First Aired: 
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
  • Tue 5/31
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX

S07, E20  (First Aired: 
Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the ``girlfriend experience.''
  • Wed 6/1
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S07, E21  (First Aired: 
While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S07, E22  (First Aired: 
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
  • Wed 6/1
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S07, E22  (First Aired: 
After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S08, E01  (First Aired: 
Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX

S08, E03  (First Aired: 
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
  • Thu 6/2
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX

S08, E02  (First Aired: 
When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S08, E03  (First Aired: 
After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S08, E04  (First Aired: 
Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX

S08, E05  (First Aired: 
Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
  • Fri 6/3
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX

S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
  • Sat 6/4
  • 8:00AM-8:30AM
  • FX

S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
  • Sat 6/4
  • 8:30AM-9:00AM
  • FX

S08, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
  • Sat 6/4
  • 9:00AM-9:30AM
  • FX

S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
  • Sat 6/4
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S08, E06  (First Aired: 
Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 2:03AM-2:33AM
  • FX

S08, E07  (First Aired: 
Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 2:33AM-3:30AM
  • FX

S08, E08  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 4:03AM-4:32AM
  • FX

S08, E09  (First Aired: 
Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
  • Sun 6/5
  • 4:32AM-5:02AM
  • FX

S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Mon 6/6
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S08, E10  (First Aired: 
Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S08, E11  (First Aired: 
Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 12:30PM-1:00PM
  • FX

S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Tue 6/7
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
  • Tue 6/7
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S08, E12  (First Aired: 
Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Wed 6/8
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S08, E13  (First Aired: 
Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 3:00PM-3:30PM
  • FX

S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
  • Wed 6/8
  • 3:30PM-4:00PM
  • FX

S08, E14  (First Aired: 
Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S08, E15  (First Aired: 
Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 12:00PM-12:30PM
  • FX

S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 4:00PM-4:30PM
  • FX

S09, E01  (First Aired: 
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • Thu 6/9
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX

S08, E16  (First Aired: 
Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's ``husband''; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.
  • Fri 6/10
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S09, E01  (First Aired: 
After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • Fri 6/10
  • 11:30AM-12:00PM
  • FX

S09, E02  (First Aired: 
Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
  • Fri 6/10
  • 4:30PM-5:00PM
  • FX

S09, E03  (First Aired: 
Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
  • Fri 6/10
  • 5:00PM-5:30PM
  • FX

S09, E04  (First Aired: 
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  • Sat 6/11
  • 9:30AM-10:00AM
  • FX

S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • Sat 6/11
  • 10:00AM-10:30AM
  • FX

S09, E06  (First Aired: 
Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
  • Sat 6/11
  • 10:30AM-11:00AM
  • FX

S09, E07  (First Aired: 
Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
  • Sat 6/11
  • 11:00AM-11:30AM
  • FX

S09, E04  (First Aired: 
Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  • Sun 6/12
  • 2:30AM-3:00AM
  • FX

S09, E05  (First Aired: 
Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • Sun 6/12
  • 3:00AM-3:30AM
  • FX