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Stewie likes when Lois spanks him.

Boys open a detective agency.

Turk performs his first solo surgery.

George makes a deal with God.

Brainwashed Geordi is assassin.

Fitness equipment.

Showcase of 14k and 18k gold.

George makes a deal with God.

Boys open a detective agency.

Vacation conflicts with Roseanne's job.

Roseanne confronts Becky about Mark.

Couple sues for balance on credit card.

Maggie Gyllenhaal; Dave Salmoni.

A modern geisha and real-life nunnery.

Turk performs his first solo surgery.

Mona and Spencer disagree.

A man wants to leave his girlfriend.

Dangle's husband and Garcia.

Buy property below retail prices.

Bill Paxton; James Van Der Beek.

Adam Scott; Leticia Bufoni; XX.

Meredith Vieira; Jesse Tyler Ferguson.

Maggie Gyllenhaal; Dave Salmoni.

Carrie Fisher; Donald Glover.

Free local and long distance calling for $19.95 a year! Recipient 2008 PC Magazine Editor's Choice.

Bizarre last requests.

Bill Paxton; James Van Der Beek.

Adam Scott; Leticia Bufoni; XX.

Dr. Kenny Broad dives into blue holes.

Airline industry has changed.

Priscilla pursues her dream.

Make recession profits at home.

Charlotte discovers Trey's secret.

Charlotte and Trey have troubles.

Actor Topher Grace; performance by Jewel.

Scully probes a girl's death.

Reinhard Bonnke's work in Africa.

The BAU interrogates a terrorist.

A boy who sees spirits.

PRS investigates the ``Jersey Devil.''

Strange occurrences at a firehouse.

West Virginia State Penitentiary.

Fran gets a weather-girl audition.

Cece's dog is kidnapped.

Maxwell asks Fran to redecorate.

Promoter shoots a rock video.

Fran uses Chevy Chase's ``crush.''

Niles quits in a snit about money.

The Badger is tested.

Something special for dad.

A ``Free Money'' book!

A topless waitress goes missing.

Boxers fight outside the ring.

The annual multimedia franchise.

Detective Salinger's weapon is stolen.

Grace investigates a crime at Louie's.

1945 murder of a ballplayer.

Brainwashed Geordi is assassin.

Conversation, comedy and musical highlights from the studios of the Bob and Tom Radio Show.

Allison wakes up as her teenage self.

Allison has disturbing dreams.

Amazing Rotating InStyler Hot Iron!

Celebrities arrive at CFC.

Tomorrow's forecast; recap of weather stories from around the world.

Current trials and legal issues.

Current trials and legal issues.

Shaping the Grand Canyon.

Deadly prehistoric eruption in Siberia.

Holiday treasures disappear.

The apocalyptic fate of homes.

Store caters to men of Bill's stature.

Hospital charity golf tournament.

Exploring the surrogate mother option.

Jen gives Bill a birthday surprise.

Aliens threaten to destroy Earth.

Author Newt Gingrich.

News anchor George Stephanopoulos.

The comic performs.

Buddies start hanging out at a strip club for the buffet.

Five crews compete for their region.

Mackey gets fired; Ike's circumcision.

Fish is involved in murders.

Music videos, artist interviews and music news.

Peter and Neal track an elusive thief.

Kim takes in a sickly stray Chihuahua

Giuliana wants to learn how to cook.

Entertainment news.

Actress Amanda Seyfried.

Actress Julie Benz.

The ``Valentine's Day'' movie premiere.

Wars rage over barbecue.

Los Angeles.

Burger joints.

Learn how to lose 30 pounds in 6 weeks.

A ``Free Money'' book!

Orel premieres his animated film.

Bob is given a mechanical suit.

Hank encounters spring breakers.

Dale gets a fancy new lawnmower.

Brian directs an adult film.

Peter is struck by lightning.

A bacon explosion.

Art from a can; kids get duct on tape.

Total body transformation in 90 days!

One chef is challenged by an unfamiliar mystery ingredient; chefs break a fundamental rule in the entree round; the chopped chef has angry words for the judges.

Harvesting and roasting chocolate; mousse; chocolate recipe.

Lemon-lime flavoring.

Cake of Han Solo frozen in carbonite; chocolate likeness of the Civil War statue,`` Moment of Mercy''; singer Jewel stops by.

``Kung Fu Panda'' film premiere cake.

A couple want a smaller house.

Jen feels her realtor didn't get her a good enough price on the condo she was buying, so she fires her.

Hunting quail in Arizona.

Anchor Anderson Cooper reports from New York.

Anchor Anderson Cooper reports from New York.

First Lady Michelle Obama.

View the best of Mother Angelica's world-famous witty wisdom.

The Encyclicals of Pope John Paul II.

Apparitions and miracles of Our Lady of Vailankanni.

Encountering the living Christ in modern life.

Shopping.

Roseanne learns the cost of fame.

Dan's mother arrives for a visit.

Movie gives Vanessa nightmares.

Cliff sees Theo play football.

Denise copies a designer shirt for Theo.

Chrissy and Jack are home alone.

Journalist and guests discuss current events.

(German)

Learn about methods to battle hair loss.

Be creative with the Cricut Expression.

Donald travels to Jordan on a mission to collect samples from animals that have adapted to life there.

Donald Schultz goes to Australia to find animals threatened with extinction by the cane toad.

Donald Schultz lives with snakes in full view of the public for 10 days on the Las Vegas Strip.

Grace prosecutes euthanasia case.

Furillo confronts the four officers.

Success and making money.

Watch Dr. Titzer teach babies to read!

Burmese Pythons.

Flunking obedience school.

The story of Henry VII.

Baby goat does tricks; video-game whiz; cat dominates dog.

Dogs; goat; kindergarten graduation.

Bath; car bucks driver; puppy sleeps.

Ice cream truck passes by toddlers.

The Cranes renew their vows.

Sam tries out for a Red Sox farm team.

Hollywood memorabilia.

Frustrations boil over for two longtime friends who cannot agree on a unifying look for their apartment.

Feminine bedroom retreat.

Transform your body into great shape!!

The alien mode of transportation.

The creation of smart robots.

Viewing other planets up close.

Peter Robbins visits Bikini Atoll.

Couple's 19th child arrives prematurely.

A couple are found dead in a car in a church parking lot; a woman claims to have shot her boyfriend in self-defense.

Metro Hospital in Cleveland.

Weapons for short-range combat.

Tank restoration workers in Tooele, Utah, plan to surprise a local veteran by rebuilding an M18 Hellcat.

The F-16 Falcon.

Contestants supply questions for answers.

Tick-tack-toe game show with celebrity squares.

Celebrities and contestants compete in a word-association game.

Contestants and celebrities compete in a word-association game.

Teams compete to match answers of nationwide surveys.

Teams try to identify words in the least number of clues.

Geri Halliwell enters the recipe challenge; James Corden bites off more than he can chew.

Romantic takeout dinner for two.

Jamie Oliver; Ricky Gervais; Stuart Broad; Mika.

Kelly has a successful presentation.

Age requirements.

Patti shoots the cover of her new book.

RuPaul; Ricki Lake.

``Water Balloons''; ``Hot Dog Timmy.''

Moz shows attractions to his neighbour.

The band's future is threatened.

The family sells stock.

Michael reunites with Sally.

Burmese Pythons.

Flunking obedience school.

The story of Henry VII.

America's sexual liberation.

A teacher is in danger for the truth.

Naughty stories.

Uncensored girl on girl exhibitionists.

Hotties in America for the first time.

Moms share their illicit desires.

Cage girls unleash their secrets.

The sexiest nude women ever.

Andrew gets to meet a horny lawyer and a Naked Happy teckie.

Sex toys; writing class.

Bedroom games.

Recent pop hits from the charts.

Recent pop hits from the charts.

Album tracks from today's popular bands.

Album tracks from today's popular bands.

Ballads and upbeat tunes.

Ballads and upbeat tunes.

Baroque, Classical.

Baroque, Classical.

Pop favorites.

Pop favorites.

Groove to classic R&B, funk, soul and Motown from the '60s, '70s and '80s. The Temptations, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, The O'Jays.

Groove to classic R&B, funk, soul and Motown from the '60s, '70s and '80s. The Temptations, Aretha Franklin, James Brown, Marvin Gaye, The O'Jays.

Up-tempo R&B hits.

Up-tempo R&B hits.

Unforgettable classics.

Unforgettable classics.

Young, vibrant, leading edge.

Young, vibrant, leading edge.

Instrumentalists and singers.

Instrumentalists and singers.

Music for those age 3 to 10.

Music for those age 3 to 10.

Enjoy a wide variety and today's inspiring, entertaining and uplifting Christian music! Steven Curtis Chapman, Michael W. Smith, Point of Grace, Avalon, Jaci Velasquez.

Enjoy a wide variety and today's inspiring, entertaining and uplifting Christian music! Steven Curtis Chapman, Michael W. Smith, Point of Grace, Avalon, Jaci Velasquez.

An up-tempo mix of popular hits.

An up-tempo mix of popular hits.

Magic of today's best nightclubs.

Magic of today's best nightclubs.

Slow to mid-tempo program.

Slow to mid-tempo program.

Prolific and creative era.

Prolific and creative era.

A true Jamaican art form.

A true Jamaican art form.

Progressive music has many elements.

Progressive music has many elements.

The sound inspires much of today's music.

The sound inspires much of today's music.

Piano and string arrangements of recognizable melodies and popular standards. Beautiful, lush sounds that are at once entertaining and soothing. Similar to radio formats available in the 60s and '70s.

Piano and string arrangements of recognizable melodies and popular standards. Beautiful, lush sounds that are at once entertaining and soothing. Similar to radio formats available in the 60s and '70s.

Pop hits and sing-a-long songs.

Pop hits and sing-a-long songs.

Contemporary hits.

Contemporary hits.

First generation.

First generation.

Deep album cuts.

Deep album cuts.

New country.

New country.

Contemporary jazz artists perform in a program with consistent energy, featuring melodic and artful guitars, saxophones, pianos, trumpets, drums and more.

Contemporary jazz artists perform in a program with consistent energy, featuring melodic and artful guitars, saxophones, pianos, trumpets, drums and more.

Baroque, Classical and Romantic periods.

Baroque, Classical and Romantic periods.

Best of Broadway and musical theater.

Best of Broadway and musical theater.

Lift your spirit with the best traditional and contemporary gospel music. Yolanda Adams, Kirk Franklin, Shirley Caesar, Donnie McClurkin, Hezekiah Walker.

Lift your spirit with the best traditional and contemporary gospel music. Yolanda Adams, Kirk Franklin, Shirley Caesar, Donnie McClurkin, Hezekiah Walker.