Upcoming Episodes of 'Desperate Housewives'
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Marry Me a Little
Bree hides her true intentions from Orson; Tom tries to look younger; Katherine hides the truth from Mike; a key witness to Dave's misdeeds surfaces.
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| Thu 11/26 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Everybody Says Don't
Carlos and Gaby learn the truth about their baby; Paul must face the music; Lynette must give a court deposition about Bree's drinking.
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| Thu 11/26 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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If It's Only in Your Head
Gaby meets up with an old acquaintance who has lost everything; Lynette is upset about Tom's latest bright idea; Orson threatens to blackmail Bree; Gaby's niece moves to Wisteria Lane; Susan and M.J. are in grave danger.
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| Thu 11/26 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Pilot
Suburban housewife Mary Alice Young takes her own life and finds that, for her, the afterlife consists of watching and commenting on the lives of her friends and family.
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| Fri 11/27 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Ah, but Underneath
Gabrielle goes to great lengths to hide her affair; Lynette tries tough love to discipline the twins; Bree and Rex try marriage counseling.
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| Fri 11/27 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Pretty Little Picture
Despite their chaotic personal lives, the women decide to follow through with the big dinner party the late Mary Alice had planned to host.
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| Fri 11/27 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Would I Think of Suicide?
NEW
Following another attack, Angie decides it is time for her family to leave Wisteria Lane; Bree's affair with Karl becomes increasingly difficult to hide; Lynette's pregnancy causes a rift with Gaby.
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| Sun 11/29 |
9:00-10:01pm |
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ABC |
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Who's That Woman?
Mrs. Huber learns that Susan had something to do with Edie's house fire and tries to blackmail her.
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| Mon 11/30 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Come In, Stranger
A break-in on Wisteria Lane leaves everyone feeling vulnerable, especially Susan, who reluctantly accepts a date with a persistent policeman.
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| Mon 11/30 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Running to Stand Still
At the twins' school, Lynette battles with another mother (Sharon Lawrence), who is trying to produce a politically correct version of ``Little Red Riding Hood.''
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| Mon 11/30 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Anything You Can Do
Susan is miffed when Mike's sexy houseguest (Heather Stephens) forces him to postpone their first official date; Lynette grows more dependent on the twins' medication; Gabrielle becomes jealous of the other woman in John's life.
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| Tue 12/1 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Guilty
The residents of Wisteria Lane take stock of their lives after tragedy; Susan grows suspicious of Mike's reasons for moving to the neighborhood; Lynette reaches the breaking point in her addition to the twins' medication.
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| Tue 12/1 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Suspicious Minds
Gabrielle decides to organize a glamorous fashion show for charity; Susan learns Gabrielle's shocking secret; Lynette uses her business acumen to poach a nanny; Bree decides to deal with Andrew's out-of-control behavior herself.
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| Tue 12/1 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Come Back to Me
Maisy Gibbons' (Sharon Lawrence) secret life intersects with Bree's; Gabrielle's predicament worsens; Susan plans to take her relationship with Mike to the next level; Lynette is suspicious of her new nanny (Marla Sokoloff).
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| Wed 12/2 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Move On
Edie organizes a neighborhood search for Mrs. Huber, just as her sister arrives on Wisteria Lane; Bree agrees to a separation and asks an attractive pharmacist (Roger Bart) on a date.
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| Wed 12/2 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Every Day a Little Death
The truth has unexpected consequences for Susan when the residents of Wisteria Lane learn the fate of Martha Huber; Bree feels that her new beau, George (Roger Bart), is getting a little too close for comfort.
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| Wed 12/2 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Your Fault
When Lynette's father-in-law (Ryan O'Neal) visits, she unwittingly learns a family secret.
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| Thu 12/3 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Love Is in the Air
Susan looks forward to a romantic date with Mike until she learns a surprising fact about her favorite plumber; Lynette's cranky old neighbor (Kathryn Joosten) accuses the Scavo twins of thievery.
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| Thu 12/3 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Impossible
Mike Delfino is questioned in Mrs. Huber's murder; John's friend Justin (Ryan Carnes) tries to blackmail Gabrielle with his knowledge of the affair; Tom wants a big promotion, but Lynette fears she would be left alone with the kids even more.
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| Thu 12/3 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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The Ladies Who Lunch
Maisy Gibbons' (Sharon Lawrence) series of unfortunate events shocks the residents of Wisteria Lane and has unexpected consequences for Bree.
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| Fri 12/4 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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There Won't Be Trumpets
Mama Solis' (Lupe Ontiveros) condition changes; Lynette befriends a deaf woman, Alisa, whose children also attend Barcliff.
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| Fri 12/4 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Children Will Listen
Susan's mother (Lesley Ann Warren) pays an unexpected visit to Wisteria Lane after she and her boyfriend (Bob Newhart) call it quits; Lynette and Bree experience a chill in their relationship when Bree baby-sits Lynette's children.
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| Fri 12/4 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Boom Crunch
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Susan comes up with a plan to help Katherine; Orson and Bree come to an agreement; a plane crashes on Wisteria Lane.
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| Sun 12/6 |
9:00-10:01pm |
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ABC |
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Live Alone and Like It
Lynette learns that no good deed goes unpunished when she befriends mean Mrs. McClusky; Susan's mother (Lesley Ann Warren) decides to try to jump-start her and her daughter's love lives.
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| Mon 12/7 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Fear No More
Gabrielle plans a big party for Carlos, who is about to head off to jail; Rex is unhappy when George Williams (Roger Bart) resurfaces in Bree's life.
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| Mon 12/7 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Sunday in the Park With George
George William continues to find a way into Bree's life; Lynette tries to spice things up when she fears Tom is losing interest.
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| Tue 12/8 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Goodbye for Now
Susan makes a decision about Mike Delfino; Lynette tries to make sure that Annabel does not come between her and Tom; Bree comes to a realization about George the pharmacist (Roger Bart).
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| Tue 12/8 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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One Wonderful Day
When past actions come back to haunt the men and women of Wisteria Lane, no one is immune; a new neighbor arrives.
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| Tue 12/8 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Next
Mike finds Zach holding Susan hostage; Lynette interviews for a position at a top ad agency; Rex's mother (Shirley Knight) arrives for his funeral; Gabrielle, feeling guilty, visits Carlos in jail.
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| Wed 12/9 |
3:00-4:00pm |
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LIFE |
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You Could Drive a Person Crazy
Susan is surprised to learn the identity of Edie's new boyfriend; Lynette heads back to work, leaving Tom in charge of the house; Bree suffers through her mother-in-law's melodramatic grieving.
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| Wed 12/9 |
4:00-5:00pm |
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LIFE |
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You'll Never Get Away From Me
Bree's mother-in-law, Phyllis, gets her into trouble with the law; Susan bravely tries to accept Edie's new role in Julie's life; Lynette's demanding boss makes her miss Parker's first day of kindergarten.
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| Wed 12/9 |
5:00-6:00pm |
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LIFE |
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Cast of 'Desperate Housewives'
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