San Diego Chargers at Minnesota Vikings
Coach Mike Zimmer hopes a healthy Teddy Bridgewater will be under center when the regular season begins, as the Vikings look to make another playoff run. They host the Chargers, who were impressive in their preseason win over the Cardinals last week.
Arizona Cardinals at Houston Texans
The Texans will enter the regular season with newly-acquired QB Brock Osweiler taking the snaps, while the Cardinals hope for another strong season from veteran signal-caller Carson Palmer.
The Burns Cage
Homer seeks a boyfriend for Smithers.
Teenage Mutant Milk-Caused Hurdles
Bart is captivated by a new teacher.