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  1. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants"
    • TV-PG
  2. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "It Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Neighbor Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  3. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jazz Records"
    • TV-PG
  4. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra at the Lodge"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 2:00 AM American Dad "Oedipal Panties"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  6. 2:30 AM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  7. 3:00 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  8. 3:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  9. 4:00 AM Bridezillas "Ashanti & Liza"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Cheers vs. Daniels"
    • TV-PG
  11. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Leaf Blowout; I Thought We Were Friends"
    • TV-PG
  12. 6:00 AM Shepherd's Chapel
  13. 7:00 AM Divorce Court "Lewis vs. Sanders"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  14. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  15. 8:00 AM Divorce Court "Thompson vs. Padilla"
    • TV-PG
  16. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  17. 9:00 AM Judge Faith "Where Is the DJ?; Playboy Rivalry"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  18. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  19. 10:00 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  20. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  21. 11:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  22. 11:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  23. 12:00 PM Forensic Files "Trail of Truth"
    • TV-14  (V)
  24. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  25. 1:00 PM Forensic Files "Slippery Motives"
    • TV-14  (V)
  26. 1:30 PM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  27. 2:00 PM Community "Course Listing Unavailable"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  28. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  29. 3:00 PM Community "Beginner Pottery"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  30. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  31. 4:00 PM Modern Family "Flip Flop"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  32. 4:30 PM Modern Family "Career Day"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  33. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  34. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  35. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. Last Night
  40. 8:00 PM The Mentalist "Red Menace"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  41. 9:00 PM The Mentalist "Red Scare"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  42. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. Today
  47. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG
  48. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "King of the Ant Hill"
    • TV-PG
  49. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Whose Side Are You On?"
    • TV-PG
  51. 2:00 AM American Dad "Widowmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 2:30 AM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 3:00 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  54. 3:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  55. 4:00 AM Bridezillas "Liza & Brittany"
    • TV-14  (L)
  56. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Bowen vs. Daniels"
    • TV-PG
  57. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Odometer Setback"
    • TV-PG
  58. 6:00 AM Shepherd's Chapel
  59. 7:00 AM Divorce Court "Lewis vs. Sanders"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  60. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  61. 8:00 AM Divorce Court "Kimbel vs. Carson"
    • TV-PG
  62. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 9:00 AM Judge Faith "Unpaid Promises"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  64. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  65. 10:00 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  66. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 11:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  68. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  69. 12:00 PM Forensic Files "Material Evidence"
    • TV-14  (V)
  70. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  71. 1:00 PM Forensic Files "Without a Trace"
    • TV-14  (V)
  72. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  73. 2:00 PM Community "Curriculum Unavailable"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  74. 2:30 PM Best Pan Ever!
  75. 3:00 PM Community "The Science of Illusion"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  76. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  77. 4:00 PM Modern Family "My Hero"
    • TV-PG
  78. 4:30 PM Modern Family "Games People Play"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  79. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  80. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E."
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  84. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  85. Tonight
  86. 8:00 PM Bones "The Woman in the Tunnel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 9:00 PM Bones "The Skull in the Desert"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  88. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. Tomorrow
  93. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG
  94. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "Hank's on Board"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  96. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Party Dress"
    • TV-G
  97. 2:00 AM American Dad "Red October Sky"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  98. 2:30 AM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 3:00 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  100. 3:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  101. 4:00 AM Bridezillas "Brittany & Michelle"
    • TV-14  (L)
  102. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Johnson vs. Rodgers"
    • TV-PG
  103. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Cell Phone Scam; Brooklyn Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  104. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  105. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  106. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  107. 7:30 AM Today's Home Remodeler
  108. 8:00 AM Eco Company "Building Green!"
    • TV-G
  109. 8:30 AM The Real Winning Edge
    • TV-G
  110. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 9:30 AM Hometime "Creekside Home Garage Floor Coating"
    • TV-G
  112. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  113. 10:30 AM Today's Home Remodeler
  114. 11:00 AM P. Allen Smith Garden Style "For the Love of Art"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  115. 11:30 AM This Old House "Newton Centre Project"
    • TV-G
  116. 12:00 PM Bye Bye Foundation
  117. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  118. 1:00 PM CIZE Dance Workout!
  119. 1:30 PM Best Pan Ever!
  120. 2:00 PM Today's Home Remodeler
  121. 2:30 PM LifeLock Protection
  122. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  124. 4:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  125. 4:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 6:00 PM Modern Family "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 6:30 PM Modern Family "Dude Ranch"
    • TV-PG
  130. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  132. Tomorrow Night
  133. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  135. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Break-up Scene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Strokes of Goodwill"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 10:00 PM Person of Interest "Beta"
    • TV-14  (V)
  138. 11:00 PM Rizzoli & Isles "It Takes a Village"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  139. Sunday, May 8
  140. 12:00 AM Leverage "The Van Gogh Job"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  141. 1:00 AM Leverage "The King George Job"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  142. 2:00 AM Republic of Doyle "No Rest for the Convicted"
    • TV-14
  143. 3:00 AM Bob's Burgers "World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town -- Part II)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  144. 3:30 AM Bob's Burgers "Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  145. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 4:30 AM Time of Grace Ministries
  147. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  151. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 8:00 AM Today's Home Remodeler
  154. 8:30 AM Time of Grace Ministries
  155. 9:00 AM Catholic Mass
  156. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 10:00 AM Wild America "Pretty as a Quail"
    • TV-G
  158. 10:30 AM Jack Hanna's Into the Wild "Best of Zululand"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  159. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Animals of Africa"
    • TV-G
  160. 11:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Coolest Water Adventures"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  161. 12:00 PM Mad Dog and Merrill's Midwest Grill'n
  162. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  163. 1:00 PM Rollin' on TV
  164. 1:30 PM Steel Magnolias
    • PG
  165. 4:00 PM Extract
    • R
  166. 6:00 PM National Treasure
    • PG
  167. Sunday Night
  168. 8:30 PM Bad Boys
    • R
  169. 11:00 PM Rizzoli & Isles "Phoenix Rising"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  170. Monday, May 9
  171. 12:00 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  172. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  174. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  175. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  176. 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  177. 3:00 AM Community "Digital Estate Planning"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  178. 3:30 AM Community "The First Chang Dynasty"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  179. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 6:00 AM Shepherd's Chapel
  184. 7:00 AM Divorce Court "Fitzgerald vs. Wright"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  185. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 8:00 AM Divorce Court "Davenport vs. Clemons"
    • TV-PG
  187. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 9:00 AM Judge Faith "Living Room Crash; Limo Biz Bust"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  189. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 10:00 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  191. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 11:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  193. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 12:00 PM Forensic Files "Killigraphy"
    • TV-14  (V)
  195. 12:30 PM CIZE Dance Workout!
  196. 1:00 PM Forensic Files "Knot for Everyone"
    • TV-14  (V)
  197. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  198. 2:00 PM Community "Introduction to Finality"
    • TV-PG
  199. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  200. 3:00 PM Community "Contemporary American Poultry"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  201. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  202. 4:00 PM Modern Family "Goodnight, Gracie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 4:30 PM Modern Family "Suddenly, Last Summer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  204. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  205. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad"
    • TV-PG
  206. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. Monday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Tangled"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  212. 9:00 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Redemption"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. Tuesday, May 10
  218. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "The D'oh-cial Network"
    • TV-PG
  219. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "Bystand Me"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  220. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  221. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 2:00 AM American Dad "Office Spaceman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 2:30 AM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  224. 3:00 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  225. 3:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  226. 4:00 AM Bridezillas "Michelle & Tasha"
    • TV-14  (L)
  227. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Johnson vs. Johnson"
    • TV-PG
  228. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "High School Break-In"
    • TV-PG
  229. 6:00 AM Shepherd's Chapel
  230. 7:00 AM Divorce Court "Russell vs. Russell"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  231. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:00 AM Divorce Court "Tyner vs. Ellis"
    • TV-PG
  233. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 9:00 AM Judge Faith "I'm a Survivor"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  235. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 10:00 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  237. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 11:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  239. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 12:00 PM Forensic Files "Nursery Crimes"
    • TV-14  (V)
  241. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  242. 1:00 PM Forensic Files "The Talking Skull"
    • TV-14  (V)
  243. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  244. 2:00 PM Community "Anthropology 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  245. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  246. 3:00 PM Community "The Art of Discourse"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  248. 4:00 PM Modern Family "First Days"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 4:30 PM Modern Family "Larry's Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  250. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Paul's the Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  252. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  255. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG
  256. Tuesday Night
  257. 8:00 PM The Walking Dead "Inmates"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  258. 9:00 PM The Walking Dead "Claimed"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  259. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. Wednesday, May 11
  264. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Moe Goes From Rags to Riches"
    • TV-PG
  265. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "Bill's House"
    • TV-PG
  266. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  267. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  268. 2:00 AM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 2:30 AM American Dad "Now and Gwen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  270. 3:00 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  271. 3:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  272. 4:00 AM Bridezillas "Tasha & Tracy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Buchanan vs. Buchanan"
    • TV-PG
  274. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "You Sold Me a Dead Woman's Car; MMA Fight to Get My Money"
    • TV-PG
  275. 6:00 AM Shepherd's Chapel
  276. 7:00 AM Divorce Court "Rivera vs. Rivera"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  277. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 8:00 AM Divorce Court "Sanders vs. Henry"
    • TV-PG
  279. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 9:00 AM Judge Faith "In a Door Jam; Mama Don't Play That"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  281. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 10:00 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  283. 10:30 AM Today's Home Remodeler
  284. 11:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  285. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 12:00 PM Forensic Files "Lasting Impression"
    • TV-14  (V)
  287. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  288. 1:00 PM Forensic Files "Deadly Delivery"
    • TV-14  (V)
  289. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  290. 2:00 PM Community "Accounting for Lawyers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  292. 3:00 PM Community "Modern Warfare"
    • TV-14  (L)
  293. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  294. 4:00 PM Modern Family "Farm Strong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  295. 4:30 PM Modern Family "The Late Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 5:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ring"
    • TV-PG
  298. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. Wednesday Night
  303. 8:00 PM The Closer "Strike Three"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  304. 9:00 PM The Closer "Elysian Fields"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  305. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Zero Tolerance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. Thursday, May 12
  310. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "The Daughter Also Rises"
    • TV-PG
  311. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "Harlottown"
    • TV-PG
  312. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  314. 2:00 AM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 2:30 AM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  316. 3:00 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  317. 3:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  318. 4:00 AM Bridezillas "Tasha & Remy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Armstrong vs. Nevins"
    • TV-PG
  320. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Comic Relief"
    • TV-PG
  321. 6:00 AM Shepherd's Chapel
  322. 7:00 AM Divorce Court "Partridge vs. Partridge"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  323. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 8:00 AM Divorce Court "Harrison vs. Singleton"
    • TV-PG
  325. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 9:00 AM Judge Faith "Slow Down Kid"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  327. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 10:00 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  329. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 11:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  331. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 12:00 PM Forensic Files "Foundation of Lies"
    • TV-14  (V)
  333. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  334. 1:00 PM Forensic Files "Similar Circumstances"
    • TV-14  (V)
  335. 1:30 PM Bye Bye Foundation
  336. 2:00 PM Community "The Psychology of Letting Go"
    • TV-14  (L)
  337. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  338. 3:00 PM Community "English as a Second Language"
    • TV-PG
  339. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  340. 4:00 PM Modern Family "The Help"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  341. 4:30 PM Modern Family "A Fair to Remember"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 5:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  344. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  347. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. Thursday Night
  349. 8:00 PM Minor League Baseball "Cedar Rapids Kernels at Wisconsin Timber Rattlers"
    • NEW
  350. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tazed in the Lady Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. Friday, May 13
  353. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "At Long Last Leave"
    • TV-PG
  354. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Clown"
    • TV-PG
  355. 1:00 AM The Mentalist "Black Gold and Red Blood"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  356. 2:00 AM The Mentalist "Red Bulls"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  357. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Hookup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Not-So-Sweet Charity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 4:00 AM Bridezillas "Remy & Blanca"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Pace vs. Pace"
    • TV-PG
  361. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "Big Chef All Talk; 30 Day Notice"
    • TV-PG
  362. 6:00 AM Shepherd's Chapel
  363. 7:00 AM Divorce Court "Ray vs. Ingram"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 8:00 AM Divorce Court "Washington vs. Washington"
    • TV-PG
  366. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 9:00 AM Judge Faith "Where's My Music?; Hit From Behind"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  368. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 10:00 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  370. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 11:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  372. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 12:00 PM Forensic Files "Unholy Vows"
    • TV-14  (V)
  374. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  375. 1:00 PM Forensic Files "Grave Evidence"
    • TV-14  (V)
  376. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  377. 2:00 PM Community "Basic Rocket Science"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  378. 2:30 PM Why Pressure Cooker?
  379. 3:00 PM Community "Pascal's Triangle Revisited"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  381. 4:00 PM Modern Family "ClosetCon '13"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  382. 4:30 PM Modern Family "The Big Game"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 5:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  384. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  385. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. Friday Night
  390. 8:00 PM Minor League Baseball "Cedar Rapids Kernels at Wisconsin Timber Rattlers"
    • NEW
  391. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  393. Saturday, May 14
  394. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "How I Wet Your Mother"
    • TV-PG
  395. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "Orange You Sad I Did Say Banana?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  396. 1:00 AM Bones "The Man With the Bone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 2:00 AM Bones "The Man in the Morgue"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Taste Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 3:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Temporary Distraction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 4:00 AM Bridezillas "Jennifer & Blanca"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  401. 5:00 AM Divorce Court "Bradford vs. Reynolds"
    • TV-PG
  402. 5:30 AM Judge Faith "First Stage Play; Bringing Down the House"
    • TV-PG
  403. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  404. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  405. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  406. 7:30 AM Today's Home Remodeler
  407. 8:00 AM Eco Company "Good & Healthy"
    • TV-G
  408. 8:30 AM The Real Winning Edge
    • TV-G
  409. 9:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  410. 9:30 AM Hometime "Creekside Home Bathroom Tile"
    • TV-G
  411. 10:00 AM Why Pressure Cooker?
  412. 10:30 AM Bye Bye Foundation
  413. 11:00 AM P. Allen Smith Garden Style "Cycle of Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  414. 11:30 AM This Old House "Newton Centre Project"
    • TV-G
  415. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (L)
  416. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  417. 1:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  418. 1:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 2:00 PM Minor League Baseball "Cedar Rapids Kernels at Wisconsin Timber Rattlers"
    • LIVE
  420. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 6:00 PM Modern Family "Treehouse"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  423. 6:30 PM Modern Family "After the Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  424. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  425. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. Saturday Night
  427. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  429. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappearing Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pretty Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  431. 10:00 PM Person of Interest "Deus Ex Machina"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  432. 11:00 PM Rizzoli & Isles "If You Can't Stand the Heat"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  433. Sunday, May 15
  434. 12:00 AM Leverage "The Carnival Job"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  435. 1:00 AM Leverage "The Ho, Ho, Ho Job"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  436. 2:00 AM Republic of Doyle "Smash Derby"
    • TV-14
  437. 3:00 AM Bob's Burgers "Tina and the Real Ghost"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  438. 3:30 AM Bob's Burgers "Friends With Burger-fits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  439. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 4:30 AM Time of Grace Ministries
  441. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 7:30 AM Today's Home Remodeler
  447. 8:00 AM Today's Home Remodeler
  448. 8:30 AM Time of Grace Ministries
  449. 9:00 AM Catholic Mass
  450. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  451. 10:00 AM Wild America "Antlered Kingdom"
    • TV-G
  452. 10:30 AM Jack Hanna's Into the Wild "Ecuador's Amazon"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  453. 11:00 AM Animal Atlas "Family Ties"
    • TV-G
  454. 11:30 AM The Coolest Places on Earth "Wild & Wacky America"
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  455. 12:00 PM Mad Dog and Merrill's Midwest Grill'n
  456. 12:30 PM April Showers Can't Slow Down The NuWave Cooktop
  457. 1:00 PM Rollin' on TV
  458. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  459. 2:00 PM CIZE Dance Workout!
  460. 2:30 PM Can't Hardly Wait
    • PG-13
  461. 4:30 PM Big
    • PG
  462. 6:30 PM National Treasure: Book of Secrets
    • PG
  463. Sunday Night
  464. 9:00 PM Once Upon a Time in Mexico
    • R
  465. 11:00 PM Rizzoli & Isles "Burden of Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  466. Monday, May 16
  467. 12:00 AM Jack Van Impe Presents
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  468. 12:30 AM Paid Programming
  469. 1:00 AM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  470. 1:30 AM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  471. 2:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's F"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  472. 2:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boys' Therapy"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  473. 3:00 AM Community "Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  474. 3:30 AM Community "Epidemiology"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  475. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  477. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  478. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  479. 6:00 AM Shepherd's Chapel
  480. 7:00 AM Divorce Court "Gunter vs. Johnson"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  481. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 8:00 AM Divorce Court "Edwards vs. Vanderlaan"
    • TV-PG
  483. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 9:00 AM Judge Faith "Cliffhanger"
    • NEW
    • TV-PG
  485. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 10:00 AM The Gospel Truth With Andrew Wommack
    • NEW
    • TV-G
  487. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 11:00 AM RightThisMinute
    • NEW
  489. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 12:00 PM Forensic Files "Deadly Knowledge"
    • TV-14  (V)
  491. 12:30 PM Paid Programming
  492. 1:00 PM Forensic Files "Deadly Formula"
    • TV-14  (V)
  493. 1:30 PM Paid Programming
  494. 2:00 PM Community "Aerodynamics of Gender"
    • TV-14  (L)
  495. 2:30 PM Paid Programming
  496. 3:00 PM Community "History 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  497. 3:30 PM Paid Programming
  498. 4:00 PM Modern Family "The Old Man & the Tree"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  499. 4:30 PM Modern Family "And One to Grow On"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  500. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  501. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica's Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  502. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  503. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  504. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  505. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  506. Monday Night
  507. 8:00 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Inheritance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  508. 9:00 PM Law & Order: Special Victims Unit "Sacrifice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  509. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Look of the Irish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  510. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Worst Selfie Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  511. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  512. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  513. Tuesday, May 17
  514. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG
  515. 12:30 AM King of the Hill "You Gotta Believe (In Moderation)"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  516. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra's Parents"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  517. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Job for Robert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  518. 2:00 AM American Dad "One Little Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  519. 2:30 AM American Dad "My Affair Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  520. 3:00 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  521. 3:30 AM Cops Reloaded
    • TV-14