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  1. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  2. 6:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  3. 7:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  4. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  5. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 7:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. Last Night
  17. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  18. 11:16 PM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  19. Today
  20. 12:31 AM Tyrant "Bedfellows"
    • TV-MA
  21. 1:45 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  22. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Flicker"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  23. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "The Ten Commandments Killer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  24. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  25. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  26. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  27. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  28. 7:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  29. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  37. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 5:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. Tonight
  42. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  44. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  45. 11:06 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  46. 11:39 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 1:39 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  49. 2:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 2:42 AM FXM Presents
  51. 3:00 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  52. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  53. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  54. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  55. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  56. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  57. 6:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  58. 6:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  59. 7:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  60. 9:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  61. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  62. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 5:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  75. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  76. Saturday, August 27
  77. 2:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  78. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  79. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  80. 6:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  81. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  82. 7:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  83. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  84. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  85. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 10:30 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  90. 1:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  91. 4:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. Saturday Night
  93. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. Sunday, August 28
  96. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 12:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 1:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  99. 1:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  100. 2:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  101. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 3:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 4:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 4:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  106. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  107. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  108. 6:00 AM Blade Boss
  109. 6:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  110. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  116. 10:00 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 12:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  120. Sunday Night
  121. 10:00 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  122. 11:03 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  123. Monday, August 29
  124. 12:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  125. 1:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  126. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  128. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  129. 3:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  130. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  132. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 5:30 AM Power Now
  134. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  136. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  137. 9:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  151. Monday Night
  152. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  153. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  154. Tuesday, August 30
  155. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  156. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 7:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  167. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  168. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  170. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  175. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  178. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  182. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Tuesday Night
  184. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  185. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  186. Wednesday, August 31
  187. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  189. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  193. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  198. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  204. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  206. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  211. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  212. Wednesday Night
  213. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  214. 11:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  215. Thursday, September 1
  216. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  217. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  218. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  219. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  220. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  221. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  222. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  227. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  228. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  239. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. Thursday Night
  241. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  242. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  243. 11:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  244. 11:30 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  245. Friday, September 2
  246. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  247. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  258. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  259. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  264. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Friday Night
  273. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. Saturday, September 3
  276. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  277. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  291. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  294. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  295. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  296. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. Saturday Night
  298. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. Sunday, September 4
  300. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 1:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  303. 2:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  304. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 3:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  307. 4:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  308. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  314. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  317. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. Sunday Night
  321. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  322. 11:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  323. Monday, September 5
  324. 12:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  326. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  352. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. Monday Night
  359. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  360. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. Tuesday, September 6
  362. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  363. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  372. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  373. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  376. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  383. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  384. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. Tuesday Night
  386. 10:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  387. 11:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  388. Wednesday, September 7
  389. 12:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  390. 1:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  391. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:30 AM Paid Programming