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  1. 5:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 7:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  5. 11:16 PM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  6. Today
  7. 12:32 AM Tyrant "The Dead and the Living"
    • TV-MA
  8. 1:45 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  9. 3:01 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  10. 4:01 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  11. 5:01 AM Paid Programming
  12. 5:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  13. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  14. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  15. 7:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  25. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 4:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  27. 7:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. Tonight
  29. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  30. 10:31 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bad Blood"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 11:03 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  32. 11:34 PM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. Tomorrow
  34. 1:34 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  35. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  38. 3:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  39. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  40. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  41. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  42. 5:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  43. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  44. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  45. 7:00 AM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  46. 9:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  49. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  52. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. Tomorrow Night
  60. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  62. Saturday, July 30
  63. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  64. 2:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  65. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  68. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  69. 6:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  70. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  71. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 10:00 AM Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  78. 12:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  79. 2:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 4:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Saturday Night
  82. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. Sunday, July 31
  86. 12:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  87. 12:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  88. 1:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  89. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 3:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  93. 3:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  94. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  96. 5:00 AM Blade Boss
  97. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  98. 6:00 AM Power Now
  99. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  100. 7:00 AM Ellen "Break Up"
    • TV-PG
  101. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Empty Places"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  102. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  105. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 11:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. 3:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 6:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  111. Sunday Night
  112. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 11:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. Monday, August 1
  115. 2:00 AM The Strain "Dead End"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  116. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  118. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 4:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  120. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  122. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  124. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  125. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  126. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  131. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  138. Monday Night
  139. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  140. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  141. Tuesday, August 2
  142. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  143. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  151. 7:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  152. 9:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  153. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  160. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  165. Tuesday Night
  166. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. Wednesday, August 3
  169. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 7:00 AM Punch-Drunk Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  180. 9:00 AM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  181. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 5:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. Wednesday Night
  194. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  195. 11:17 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  196. Thursday, August 4
  197. 12:34 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  198. 1:50 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  199. 3:07 AM The Strain "Fallen Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  200. 4:07 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  201. 5:07 AM Paid Programming
  202. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 7:00 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 7:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  219. Thursday Night
  220. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  221. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  222. 11:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  223. 11:30 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  224. Friday, August 5
  225. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  226. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  228. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  238. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D)
  247. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  249. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  251. Friday Night
  252. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  253. 11:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Saturday, August 6
  255. 1:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  256. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  267. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 10:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  269. 12:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 3:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 6:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  272. Saturday Night
  273. 9:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. Sunday, August 7
  276. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 12:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  278. 1:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 3:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  284. 4:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  286. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:00 AM Ellen "Womyn Fest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Touched"
    • TV-14  (V)
  292. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  297. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  298. 11:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. 2:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  300. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Sunday Night
  302. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  303. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  304. Monday, August 8
  305. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. 9:00 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  317. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  319. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  320. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets the Party Started"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Grad Student"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  330. Monday Night
  331. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. Tuesday, August 9
  334. 1:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  344. 9:30 AM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  345. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  352. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  355. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  358. Tuesday Night
  359. 8:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  360. 10:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  361. Wednesday, August 10
  362. 1:00 AM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  363. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  367. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 7:00 AM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  372. 9:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13