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  1. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  7. Today
  8. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  11. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  12. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  13. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  14. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  15. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  16. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  17. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  18. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  19. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  24. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  28. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  32. Tonight
  33. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  34. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  35. Tomorrow
  36. 1:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  37. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  38. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  39. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  40. 4:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  41. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  43. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  44. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  45. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  46. 9:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  47. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. Tomorrow Night
  58. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  59. 11:12 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  60. Thursday, May 5
  61. 12:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  62. 1:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  63. 2:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. 5:37 AM Body Beast
  65. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  66. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  67. 7:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  68. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  69. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  72. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  81. Thursday Night
  82. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 10:31 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  84. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  85. 11:32 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  86. Friday, May 6
  87. 1:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  88. 2:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 3:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  91. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  92. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  93. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  94. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  95. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  96. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  97. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  98. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  99. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  110. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  111. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  114. Friday Night
  115. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. Saturday, May 7
  118. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  124. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  126. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  127. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  136. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. Saturday Night
  138. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  139. Sunday, May 8
  140. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  143. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  144. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  147. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  148. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  151. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  152. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  154. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  155. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  161. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  169. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. Sunday Night
  171. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  172. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. Monday, May 9
  174. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  178. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  187. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  190. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  193. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  197. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. Monday Night
  200. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. Tuesday, May 10
  203. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  205. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  215. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  216. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  222. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  230. Tuesday Night
  231. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. Wednesday, May 11
  234. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  235. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  236. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  246. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  247. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  250. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. Wednesday Night
  261. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  262. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  263. Thursday, May 12
  264. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  265. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  266. 2:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  267. 3:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  268. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  269. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 7:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  274. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  280. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 4:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  286. Thursday Night
  287. 10:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  289. 11:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  291. Friday, May 13
  292. 2:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  293. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  302. 9:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  303. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  318. Friday Night
  319. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  320. 10:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  321. Saturday, May 14
  322. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  323. 3:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  324. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  329. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 11:00 AM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  336. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  337. 3:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  338. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  339. Saturday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  341. 10:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  342. Sunday, May 15
  343. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 3:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 4:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 4:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  361. 10:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  362. 12:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  363. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  364. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  365. Sunday Night
  366. 8:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. Monday, May 16
  369. 1:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  370. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  377. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  378. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  379. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  380. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  382. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  384. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  385. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  389. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)