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  1. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  4. 10:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  5. Today
  6. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  7. 1:07 AM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:37 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:37 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  12. 3:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  13. 4:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  14. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  15. 5:00 AM Hollywood's Best Kept Beauty Secret! For all ages and all skin types
  16. 5:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  17. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  18. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  19. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. 9:30 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  21. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  24. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  25. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  27. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  31. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  32. Tonight
  33. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  34. Tomorrow
  35. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  36. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  38. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  39. 3:30 AM Tailgate With The NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Healthy Fried Foods
  40. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  41. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  42. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  43. 5:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  44. 6:00 AM Sexy Abs!
  45. 6:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  46. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  48. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  52. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  53. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  54. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  59. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. Tomorrow Night
  61. 10:00 PM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  62. 11:23 PM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  63. Wednesday, February 22
  64. 12:47 AM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  65. 2:11 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  66. 3:18 AM Paid Programming
  67. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  68. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  69. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  70. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  71. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  72. 6:00 AM Sexy Abs!
  73. 6:30 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  74. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  75. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  76. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  80. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  83. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  88. Wednesday Night
  89. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  90. 11:03 PM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  91. Thursday, February 23
  92. 12:06 AM Taboo "Episode 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  93. 1:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  94. 2:33 AM The Strain "White Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  95. 3:33 AM The Strain "Do or Die"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  96. 4:32 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 5:02 AM FXM Presents
  98. 5:05 AM Paid Programming
  99. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  100. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  101. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  102. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  103. 9:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  104. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  109. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  110. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  112. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  113. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. Thursday Night
  119. 8:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  120. 10:00 PM Baskets "Marthager"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  121. 10:34 PM Baskets "Fight"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  122. 11:06 PM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA
  123. 11:40 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  124. Friday, February 24
  125. 1:40 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA
  126. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 2:44 AM FXM Presents
  128. 3:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  129. 3:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  130. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  131. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  132. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  133. 6:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  134. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  135. 7:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  136. 9:00 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  140. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  142. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  146. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 4:30 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  148. Friday Night
  149. 8:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. Saturday, February 25
  151. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  152. 1:03 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  154. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  156. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 7:00 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 11:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  163. 2:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  164. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  165. Saturday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 11:00 PM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  168. Sunday, February 26
  169. 12:03 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 12:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 1:03 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:33 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 2:03 AM Atlanta "Juneteenth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 2:35 AM Atlanta "The Jacket"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  175. 3:08 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  176. 3:38 AM The Strain "The Fall"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  177. 4:38 AM FXM Presents
  178. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 5:30 AM PiYo Workout!
  180. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Toast"
    • TV-PG
  183. 7:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  184. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  189. 2:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  190. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. Sunday Night
  192. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. Monday, February 27
  195. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  196. 2:03 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 2:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  198. 3:03 AM Paid Programming
  199. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 7:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  207. 9:30 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  208. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  210. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. Monday Night
  220. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Tuesday, February 28
  223. 2:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  224. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  233. 9:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  234. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  237. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 5:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. Tuesday Night
  246. 10:00 PM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  247. 11:30 PM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  248. Wednesday, March 1
  249. 12:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  250. 1:30 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  251. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  260. 9:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  261. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  269. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 4:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  272. Wednesday Night
  273. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  274. 11:30 PM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  275. Thursday, March 2
  276. 12:30 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  277. 2:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  278. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  279. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 7:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  286. 9:30 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  287. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  288. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 3:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  295. 6:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  296. Thursday Night
  297. 10:00 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 10:30 PM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  299. 11:00 PM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 11:30 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Friday, March 3
  302. 1:30 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  303. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  305. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  314. 9:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 4:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  326. Friday Night
  327. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 11:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. Saturday, March 4
  330. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  331. 4:00 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  332. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  333. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  341. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  342. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  344. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  345. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  346. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  347. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 2:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  349. 4:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  351. Saturday Night
  352. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  353. 11:30 PM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  354. Sunday, March 5
  355. 12:30 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  356. 1:30 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  357. 2:30 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  358. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  359. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  360. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 7:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  366. 9:30 AM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  368. 3:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13