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  1. 11:00 PM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  2. Today
  3. 2:00 AM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  4. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  5. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  6. 6:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  7. 6:30 AM Amazing Abs
  8. 7:00 AM Savages
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  9. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  10. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 12:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 2:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 5:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Tonight
  18. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. Tomorrow
  21. 1:00 AM Baskets "Freaks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 1:31 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  23. 2:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  24. 2:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  25. 3:01 AM Baskets "Freaks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 3:32 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  27. 4:02 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 4:32 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 5:02 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  30. 5:30 AM Sex and the City star Kristin Davis on Her Gorgeous Hair Care Secrets!
  31. 6:00 AM Money Maker
  32. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  33. 7:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  35. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  37. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 11:30 AM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  40. 2:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  41. 4:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  42. 6:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  43. Tomorrow Night
  44. 8:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  45. 10:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  46. Monday, May 29
  47. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  48. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  49. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  50. 2:05 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  51. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  52. 3:00 AM Money Maker
  53. 3:30 AM Celebrity Secrets
  54. 4:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  55. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  56. 5:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  57. 5:30 AM Celebrity Secrets
  58. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  59. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  60. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Spa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 7:30 AM Ellen "Ballet Class"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  62. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  63. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  64. 9:00 AM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  65. 11:30 AM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  66. 1:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  67. 3:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  68. 5:30 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  69. Monday Night
  70. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. Tuesday, May 30
  73. 12:00 AM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  74. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  75. 3:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  76. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  77. 4:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  78. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  79. 5:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  80. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  81. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  82. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  83. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 9:30 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  85. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  88. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  92. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  96. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. Tuesday Night
  98. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  99. 11:14 PM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  100. Wednesday, May 31
  101. 12:28 AM The Americans "The World Council of Churches"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  102. 1:41 AM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  103. 2:55 AM FXM Presents
  104. 3:05 AM Paid Programming
  105. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  106. 4:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  107. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  108. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  109. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  110. 6:00 AM Landscaping Secrets
  111. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  112. 7:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  113. 9:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  114. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  115. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  122. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  123. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. Wednesday Night
  126. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  127. 11:04 PM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • TV-MA
  128. Thursday, June 1
  129. 12:08 AM Fargo "The Lord of No Mercy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  130. 1:11 AM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • TV-MA
  131. 2:15 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  132. 3:15 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. 4:15 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 4:45 AM FXM Presents
  135. 5:00 AM Landscaping Secrets
  136. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  137. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  138. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  139. 7:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 9:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  141. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  142. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ferrets, Attack!"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  143. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  147. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  151. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. Thursday Night
  155. 8:00 PM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  156. 10:00 PM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  157. Friday, June 2
  158. 12:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  160. 3:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  161. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  162. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  163. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  164. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  165. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  166. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  168. 9:00 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  169. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Avoid the Chinese Mustard"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Something My Gynecologist Said"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  171. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Scream When I Pee"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  181. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "One Nut Johnson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 6:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  183. Friday Night
  184. 8:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  185. 10:00 PM Home
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  186. Saturday, June 3
  187. 12:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  188. 2:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  189. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 7:00 AM American Reunion
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  194. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Santa a Tail-Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Welcome to Alancrest"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  196. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Grab a Feather and Get in Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 11:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  199. 2:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  200. 4:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  201. 6:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  202. Saturday Night
  203. 8:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  204. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. Sunday, June 4
  206. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Soviet Division"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  207. 1:14 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 1:44 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 2:14 AM Baskets "Ronald Reagan Library"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  210. 2:44 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 3:14 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  212. 3:46 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  213. 4:46 AM FXM Presents
  214. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  216. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 7:00 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  219. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  221. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  222. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  223. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. 12:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  225. 2:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  226. 4:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  227. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. Sunday Night
  229. 8:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  230. 10:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  231. Monday, June 5
  232. 12:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 3:00 AM Money Maker
  236. 3:30 AM Balding Solutions
  237. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  241. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 9:00 AM Endless Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  245. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  246. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  248. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  251. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  252. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 6:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  260. Monday Night
  261. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  262. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  263. Tuesday, June 6
  264. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  265. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  268. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 7:00 AM Endless Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  274. 9:00 AM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  275. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Run Steven Staven! Run!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  281. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  283. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  284. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  290. Tuesday Night
  291. 8:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  292. 10:00 PM Unfinished Business
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  293. Wednesday, June 7
  294. 12:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  295. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  296. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  305. 9:00 AM Looper
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  306. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  307. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  311. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  312. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 5:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  318. Wednesday Night
  319. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  320. 10:00 PM Fargo "Who Rules the Land of Denial?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  321. 11:00 PM Fargo "Who Rules the Land of Denial?"
    • TV-MA
  322. Thursday, June 8
  323. 12:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Inevitability"
    • TV-MA
  324. 1:00 AM Fargo "Who Rules the Land of Denial?"
    • TV-MA
  325. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  326. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  327. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  329. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 7:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  334. 10:00 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  335. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  338. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  340. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 5:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  347. Thursday Night
  348. 8:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  349. 10:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  350. Friday, June 9
  351. 12:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  352. 2:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 7:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  362. 9:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  366. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  368. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 5:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  376. Friday Night
  377. 8:00 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13