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  1. 9:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  2. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  4. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  11. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 6:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  19. 11:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  20. Today
  21. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 3:08 AM Paid Programming
  23. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  24. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  25. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  26. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  27. 5:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  28. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  29. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  30. 7:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  31. 9:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  32. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  33. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  35. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. Tonight
  43. 10:00 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  44. 11:03 PM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 12:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  47. 1:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  50. 3:00 AM Midnight Special
  51. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  52. 4:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  53. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  54. 5:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  55. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  56. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  57. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  58. 7:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  59. 9:30 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  60. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  64. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  65. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  68. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  69. 4:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  70. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  71. Tomorrow Night
  72. 10:00 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  73. 11:10 PM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  74. Thursday, March 30
  75. 12:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 1:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  77. 2:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 3:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  79. 4:41 AM FXM Presents
  80. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  81. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  82. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  83. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  84. 7:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  85. 9:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  86. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  87. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  88. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  90. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  91. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  92. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  93. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  96. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  97. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  98. Thursday Night
  99. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. Friday, March 31
  102. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 2:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  104. 3:12 AM Paid Programming
  105. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  106. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  107. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  108. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  110. 6:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  111. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  112. 7:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  113. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  114. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  121. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  123. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  125. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  126. Friday Night
  127. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 11:00 PM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. Saturday, April 1
  130. 12:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  132. 2:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 5:08 AM Paid Programming
  134. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  135. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  137. 7:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  138. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  139. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  140. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 11:30 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 3:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  145. Saturday Night
  146. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  147. 11:13 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. Sunday, April 2
  149. 12:23 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  150. 1:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  151. 2:42 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  152. 4:13 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  153. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  154. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  155. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  156. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 7:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  159. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  161. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  162. 12:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 4:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. Sunday Night
  166. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 11:04 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. Monday, April 3
  169. 12:07 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  170. 1:14 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 2:17 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  172. 2:48 AM FXM Presents
  173. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 4:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  177. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  179. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 7:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  182. 9:30 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  183. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  185. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  192. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  193. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  195. Monday Night
  196. 8:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. Tuesday, April 4
  199. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  200. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  202. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  203. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  209. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  210. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  213. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  218. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  219. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  220. 5:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  222. Tuesday Night
  223. 10:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  224. 11:00 PM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  225. Wednesday, April 5
  226. 12:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  227. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  228. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  230. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  239. 9:30 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  242. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  243. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  245. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  246. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  247. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  249. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  252. Wednesday Night
  253. 8:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  254. 10:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  255. Thursday, April 6
  256. 1:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 3:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  258. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  259. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 7:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  264. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  265. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  266. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  268. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  273. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 5:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  277. Thursday Night
  278. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  279. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  280. Friday, April 7
  281. 12:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  282. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:00 AM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  291. 9:30 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  292. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  294. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 5:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  304. Friday Night
  305. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. Saturday, April 8
  308. 12:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  309. 2:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  310. 4:00 AM Fargo "Fear and Trembling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  311. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:00 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  316. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 11:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  321. 1:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  322. 4:00 PM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  323. 6:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  324. Saturday Night
  325. 8:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  326. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  327. Sunday, April 9
  328. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  333. 2:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  334. 3:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  335. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  337. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 7:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  342. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  344. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  345. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  346. 11:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  347. 1:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  348. 3:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  349. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  350. 7:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  351. Sunday Night
  352. 10:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  353. 11:00 PM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • TV-MA
  354. Monday, April 10
  355. 12:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • TV-MA
  357. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  359. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:00 AM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  368. 9:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R