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  1. 5:30 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
  2. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
  3. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
  4. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
  5. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
  6. Last Night
  7. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Lethal Weapons"
    • TV-14  (D)
  8. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The Kiss Seen 'Round the World"
    • TV-14
  9. 9:00 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  10. 11:00 PM Yes Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  11. Today
  12. 1:00 AM Duplex
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  13. 3:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  14. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  15. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  16. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  17. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  18. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  19. 8:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  20. 10:00 AM Duplex
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  21. 12:00 PM Yes Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  22. 2:00 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  23. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  24. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  25. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  26. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  27. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dog"
    • TV-PG
  29. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Library"
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
    • TV-PG
  31. Tonight
  32. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  33. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  35. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  36. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Screaming Producer"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. Tomorrow
  40. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Screaming Producer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "You Don't Know How It Feels"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Fooled Again (I Don't Like It)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  43. 2:00 AM Mr. 3000
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  44. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  45. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  46. 5:30 AM The Office "Casual Friday"
    • TV-PG
  47. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  48. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  49. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  51. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  52. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  53. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  54. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  55. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  56. 10:30 AM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  57. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Boston Red Sox at New York Mets"
    • LIVE
  58. 4:00 PM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  59. 5:45 PM Meet the Browns
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  60. Tomorrow Night
  61. 8:00 PM Why Did I Get Married?
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  62. 10:30 PM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  63. Monday, August 31
  64. 1:00 AM Our Family Wedding
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  65. 3:00 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  66. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  67. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  68. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Singing and Dancing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  71. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  72. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  73. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  74. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  75. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  76. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  77. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  78. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  79. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  80. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. 12:30 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 1:00 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  83. 1:30 PM American Dad "Most Adequate Christmas Ever"
    • TV-14  (L)
  84. 2:00 PM American Dad "Frannie 911"
    • TV-14  (L)
  85. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 3:30 PM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 4:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  89. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  90. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  91. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  92. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  93. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  94. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Subway"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  95. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser"
    • TV-PG
  96. Monday Night
  97. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
    • TV-14  (D)
  98. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  100. 9:30 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  101. 10:00 PM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  104. Tuesday, September 1
  105. 12:00 AM The Office "Cafe Disco"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  106. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  107. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Little Girl Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  108. 2:00 AM Young Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  109. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  110. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  111. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  112. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Zygote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Anniversary Chicken"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  115. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  116. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  117. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  118. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  120. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  121. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  122. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  124. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  125. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tearjerker"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  126. 1:00 PM American Dad "Oedipal Panties"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widowmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  128. 2:00 PM American Dad "Red October Sky"
    • TV-14
  129. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  130. 3:00 PM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 3:30 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  133. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  134. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  135. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  136. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  137. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  138. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  140. Tuesday Night
  141. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  142. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  146. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. Wednesday, September 2
  149. 12:00 AM The Office "Company Picnic"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "When the Time Comes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  152. 2:00 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  153. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  154. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  155. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Beating the System"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  158. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  159. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  161. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  166. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  167. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 12:30 PM American Dad "Office Spaceman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 1:30 PM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  171. 2:00 PM American Dad "1600 Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  173. 3:00 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 3:30 PM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  176. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  177. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  178. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  179. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  180. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  181. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  182. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  183. Wednesday Night
  184. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  187. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  188. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  189. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  191. Thursday, September 3
  192. 12:00 AM The Office "Gossip"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  194. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "The Same Old You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 2:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  196. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  197. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  198. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  200. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  202. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  203. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  204. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  205. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  206. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  207. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  208. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  209. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  211. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  212. 1:00 PM American Dad "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  213. 1:30 PM American Dad "One Little Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 2:00 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 2:30 PM American Dad "Escape From Pearl Bailey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 3:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  219. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  220. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  221. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  222. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  223. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  224. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  225. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  226. Thursday Night
  227. 8:00 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  228. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
    • TV-14  (D)
  229. 9:00 PM Family Guy "From Method to Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. Friday, September 4
  235. 12:00 AM The Office "The Meeting"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  236. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "No Reason to Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  238. 2:00 AM Invincible
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  239. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  240. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  241. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  244. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  245. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  246. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  247. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  248. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  249. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  253. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  254. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  255. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  256. 1:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  257. 2:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 2:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  261. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  262. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  263. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  264. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  265. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  266. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  267. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  268. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. Friday Night
  270. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Stuck Together, Torn Apart"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  271. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Europe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 9:00 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. 10:45 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  274. Saturday, September 5
  275. 1:30 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  276. 3:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  277. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  278. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  279. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  280. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  281. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  282. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  283. 8:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  284. 10:00 AM Drillbit Taylor
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  285. 12:15 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. 2:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  287. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  288. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  289. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  290. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  291. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  292. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  293. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  294. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  295. Saturday Night
  296. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  297. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  300. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  301. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. Sunday, September 6
  304. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A Thing About You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lost Children"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 2:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  308. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  309. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  310. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  311. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  312. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  313. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  314. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  316. 9:00 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  317. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  318. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  319. 10:30 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  320. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  321. 4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 5:00 PM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  324. Sunday Night
  325. 8:00 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. 10:30 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. Monday, September 7
  328. 1:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  329. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  330. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  331. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  332. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  335. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  336. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  337. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  338. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  339. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  340. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  341. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  342. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  343. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  344. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  345. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  346. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  347. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  348. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  349. 2:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  350. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  351. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  352. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  353. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  354. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  355. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  356. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  357. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  359. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  360. Monday Night
  361. 8:00 PM Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
    • TV-14  (D)
  362. 8:30 PM Family Guy "North by North Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  363. 9:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  364. 9:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  366. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Blind Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  367. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  368. Tuesday, September 8
  369. 12:00 AM The Office "The Promotion"
    • TV-PG
  370. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  371. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Cry to Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 2:00 AM Mamma Mia!
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  373. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  374. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  375. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  376. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Nature Calls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  379. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  380. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  381. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  382. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  383. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  384. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  385. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  386. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  388. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  389. 12:30 PM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 1:00 PM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D)
  391. 1:30 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  392. 2:00 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  393. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1"
    • TV-14  (D)
  394. 3:00 PM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  395. 3:30 PM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
    • TV-PG
  397. 4:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  398. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  399. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  400. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  401. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  402. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  404. Tuesday Night
  405. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  406. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  408. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  409. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  410. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. Wednesday, September 9
  413. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  414. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  415. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Walls"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  416. 2:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  417. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  418. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  419. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  420. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  422. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  423. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  424. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  425. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  426. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al ... With Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  427. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  428. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  429. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  430. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  431. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  432. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  433. 1:00 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  434. 1:30 PM American Dad "DeLorean Story-An"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  435. 2:00 PM American Dad "Every Which Way But Lose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  436. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Don't Make Me Over"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  437. 3:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  438. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  439. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  440. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  441. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  442. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  443. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  444. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  445. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  446. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  447. Wednesday Night
  448. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  450. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  452. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  455. Thursday, September 10
  456. 12:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  457. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  458. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  459. 2:00 AM Going the Distance
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  460. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  461. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G