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  1. 1:30 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  2. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  3. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  4. 3:00 PM New Girl "Exes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  6. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  7. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  8. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  9. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  10. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  11. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  12. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  13. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  14. Last Night
  15. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  17. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  20. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. Today
  23. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  25. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  26. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Something Good Coming"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  27. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  28. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  29. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  30. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  31. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  32. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  33. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  34. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  35. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  36. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  37. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  39. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  40. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Cleveland Jr. Cherry Bomb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ladies' Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 12:00 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  43. 12:30 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 1:00 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 2:00 PM Family Guy "There's Something About Paulie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D)
  48. 3:00 PM New Girl "Sister II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 3:30 PM New Girl "Sister III"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  51. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  52. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  53. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  54. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  55. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  56. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  57. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  58. Tonight
  59. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  60. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  61. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  64. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  65. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  66. Tomorrow
  67. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Group Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Ain't Love Strange"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "A Mind With a Heart of Its Own"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  71. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  72. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  73. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  74. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  75. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  77. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  78. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  79. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  80. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  82. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  83. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Brown Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "From Bed to Worse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 2:00 PM Family Guy "E. Peterbus Unum"
    • TV-14  (D)
  91. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Story on Page 1"
    • TV-14
  92. 3:00 PM New Girl "Mars Landing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  95. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  96. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  97. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  98. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  99. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  100. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  101. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  102. Tomorrow Night
  103. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cronuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  104. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Piece of Sheet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Girlfriend Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the It Hole"
    • TV-14  (L)
  109. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  110. Friday, February 12
  111. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  113. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lover's Touch"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Full Moon Fever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 2:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  116. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  117. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  118. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  119. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  121. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  122. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  123. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  124. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  126. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  128. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Cleveland Brown Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Field of Streams"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 12:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 12:30 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 1:00 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  133. 1:30 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 2:00 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Wasted Talent"
    • TV-14
  136. 3:00 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  139. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  140. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  141. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  142. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  143. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  144. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  145. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  146. Friday Night
  147. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pastry Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Day of School"
    • TV-14  (L)
  149. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Life After Death"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the French Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 10:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  152. Saturday, February 13
  153. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  154. 12:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A One Story Town"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  156. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Something Big"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  157. 2:00 AM The Terminal
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  158. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  159. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  160. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  161. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  162. 7:00 AM Full House "A Pinch for a Pinch"
    • TV-G
  163. 7:30 AM Full House "Viva Las Joey"
    • TV-G
  164. 8:00 AM Full House "Shape Up"
    • TV-G
  165. 8:30 AM Full House "One Last Kiss"
    • TV-G
  166. 9:00 AM Full House "Terror in Tanner Town"
    • TV-G
  167. 9:30 AM Full House "Secret Admirer"
    • TV-G
  168. 10:00 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  169. 12:30 PM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  170. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  171. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  172. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  173. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  174. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big But"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Dumpster Sex"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  176. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Icing on the Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the ATM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Married Man Sleepover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  180. Saturday Night
  181. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  184. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  185. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  187. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  189. Sunday, February 14
  190. 12:00 AM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  191. 2:30 AM It's Complicated
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  192. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  193. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  194. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  195. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  196. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  197. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  198. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  199. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  200. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  201. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  202. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  203. 11:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  204. 1:00 PM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  205. 3:00 PM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 6:00 PM Rush Hour 3
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  207. Sunday Night
  208. 8:00 PM NBA Tip-Off
  209. 8:20 PM 2016 NBA All-Star Game
    • LIVE
  210. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 11:30 PM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  212. Monday, February 15
  213. 2:30 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  214. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  215. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  217. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  218. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  219. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  220. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  221. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  222. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  223. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  224. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 10:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  226. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 2:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  228. 4:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 4:30 PM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  230. 5:00 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  231. 5:30 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  232. 6:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  233. 6:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  235. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. Monday Night
  237. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. 8:30 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  239. 9:00 PM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  240. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Brian the Closer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Turkey Guys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  244. Tuesday, February 16
  245. 12:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  246. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  247. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Can Still Change Your Mind"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  248. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Ways to Be Wicked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 2:30 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  250. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  251. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  252. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  253. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  254. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  255. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  256. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  257. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  258. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  259. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  260. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  261. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  262. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Love Rollercoaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Our Gang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  264. 12:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  265. 12:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  266. 1:00 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  267. 1:30 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  268. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Fore Father"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  269. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Thin White Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 3:00 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  273. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  274. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
    • TV-PG
  275. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  276. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  277. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  278. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  279. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  280. Tuesday Night
  281. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  282. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  283. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  284. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  286. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  287. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. Wednesday, February 17
  289. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Near Death Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  291. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  292. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 2:30 AM Witless Protection
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  294. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  295. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  296. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  298. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  299. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  300. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  301. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  302. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Queasy Rider"
    • TV-PG
  303. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  304. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  305. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  306. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Buried Pleasure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Curious Case of Jr. Working at the Stool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  308. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  309. 12:30 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  310. 1:00 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Does Hollywood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  313. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  314. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 3:30 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  316. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
    • TV-PG
  317. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  318. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  319. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  320. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  321. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  322. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  323. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  324. Wednesday Night
  325. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  327. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  328. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. Thursday, February 18
  333. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kilt Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  335. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 2:30 AM Think Like a Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  338. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  339. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  340. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  342. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  343. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  344. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  345. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  346. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  347. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  348. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  349. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Once Upon a Tyne in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  350. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brown Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 12:00 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 12:30 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  353. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  354. 1:30 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  355. 2:00 PM Family Guy "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 2:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  357. 3:00 PM New Girl "Micro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 3:30 PM New Girl "Landline"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  360. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  361. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  362. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  364. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  366. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  367. Thursday Night
  368. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Broke Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  369. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  371. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Lease on Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Free Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. Friday, February 19
  376. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  377. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 2:30 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  381. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  382. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  384. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  385. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  386. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  387. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  388. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  391. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  392. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  393. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Gone With the Wind"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  394. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  395. 12:00 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  396. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  397. 1:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  398. 1:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  399. 2:00 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  400. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Death Lives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 3:00 PM New Girl "Background Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 3:30 PM New Girl "Goldmine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  403. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  404. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Smokes"
    • TV-PG
  405. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  406. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ride Along"
    • TV-PG
  407. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  408. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  409. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  410. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  411. Friday Night
  412. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Degree"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  414. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the DJ Face"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Childhood Not Included"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 10:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  417. Saturday, February 20
  418. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  419. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  420. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 1:30 AM Duplex
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  422. 3:30 AM Confessions of a Shopaholic
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  423. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  424. 6:00 AM Full House "Tanner vs. Gibbler"
    • TV-G
  425. 6:30 AM Full House "Baby Love"
    • TV-G
  426. 7:00 AM Full House "Goodbye, Mr. Bear"
    • TV-G
  427. 7:30 AM Full House "13 Candles"
    • TV-G
  428. 8:00 AM Full House "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do (in 22 Minutes)"
    • TV-G
  429. 8:30 AM Full House "And They Call It Puppy Love"
    • TV-G
  430. 9:00 AM Full House "Working Girl"
    • TV-G
  431. 9:30 AM Full House "Rock the Cradle"
    • TV-G
  432. 10:00 AM Full House "Happy Birthday Babies"
    • TV-G
  433. 10:30 AM Full House "Happy Birthday Babies"
    • TV-G
  434. 11:00 AM Full House "Easy Rider"
    • TV-G
  435. 11:30 AM Full House "Driving Miss D.J."
    • TV-G
  436. 12:00 PM Full House "I'm Not D.J."
    • TV-G
  437. 12:30 PM Full House "High Anxiety"
    • TV-G
  438. 1:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  439. 1:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  440. 2:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  441. 2:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  442. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  443. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  444. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  445. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  446. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Old Bike Yarn"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  447. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Brand Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Model Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  451. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  452. Saturday Night
  453. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  454. 8:30 PM