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  1. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  2. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fatigues"
    • TV-PG
  3. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Checks"
    • TV-PG
  4. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Past and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. Last Night
  6. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Move-In Meltdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Crime Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  9. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 11:00 PM Conan "T.J. Miller; Melissa Rauch; The Lemon Twigs"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  13. Today
  14. 12:00 AM Billy on the Street "Miracle on 34th Streep With Andy Samberg!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 12:30 AM Conan "T.J. Miller; Melissa Rauch; The Lemon Twigs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chicken Roaster"
    • TV-PG
  17. 2:00 AM Eraser
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  18. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  19. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  20. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  21. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  22. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  23. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  24. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  25. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  26. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  27. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  28. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  31. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 12:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewife"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  34. 12:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  35. 1:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  36. 1:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 2:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  38. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 3:00 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 3:30 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  43. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  44. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  45. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  46. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  47. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  48. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  49. Tonight
  50. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  51. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  52. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  53. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 11:00 PM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 11:30 PM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. Tomorrow
  59. 12:00 AM The Mexican
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  60. 2:30 AM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  61. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  62. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  63. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  64. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  65. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  66. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  67. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  68. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  69. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  70. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  71. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  72. 10:00 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. 12:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. 2:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  75. 2:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 3:00 PM Fred Claus
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  77. 5:30 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  78. 7:30 PM Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    • TV-G
  79. Tomorrow Night
  80. 8:00 PM The Elf on the Shelf: An Elf's Story
    • TV-G
  81. 8:30 PM Fred Claus
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  82. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  83. 11:30 PM People of Earth "Last Day on Earth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  84. Sunday, December 11
  85. 12:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 12:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 2:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 4:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  91. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  92. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  93. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  94. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  95. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  96. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  97. 9:00 AM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  98. 11:15 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  99. 1:15 PM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  100. 3:30 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  101. 6:00 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  102. Sunday Night
  103. 8:30 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  104. 11:00 PM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 11:30 PM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. Monday, December 12
  107. 12:00 AM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Berlin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  108. 1:00 AM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  109. 3:15 AM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  110. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  111. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  112. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  113. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  114. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  115. 8:00 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  117. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  119. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  120. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  121. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  122. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  123. 12:00 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  124. 12:30 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  125. 1:00 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  126. 1:30 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 2:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Carpe Museum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 2:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Unnatural"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "A River Runs Through Bob"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Fort Night"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  131. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Seaplane!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  132. 4:30 PM Family Guy "The Giggity Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  133. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Valentine's Day in Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Chris Cross"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Call Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Turban Cowboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 7:00 PM Family Guy "12 and a Half Angry Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Bigfat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. Monday Night
  140. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Total Recall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  141. 8:30 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  142. 9:00 PM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
    • NEW
  143. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Save the Clam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  144. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Farmer Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  146. 11:00 PM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran; Fidlar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. Tuesday, December 13
  148. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
  149. 12:30 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran; Fidlar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  150. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Abstinence"
    • TV-PG
  151. 2:00 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  152. 4:00 AM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 4:30 AM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  155. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  156. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  157. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  158. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  159. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  160. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  161. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  162. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  165. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  167. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  168. 12:00 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 12:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 1:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Quagmire's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Jerome Is the New Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 3:00 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  177. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  178. 5:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  179. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  180. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Andrea Doria"
    • TV-PG
  181. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  182. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  183. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  184. Tuesday Night
  185. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  187. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  189. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  190. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 11:00 PM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. Wednesday, December 14
  193. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 12:30 AM Conan "Chris Pratt; Tom Papa; The Naked and Famous"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  196. 2:00 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  197. 4:00 AM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 4:30 AM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  199. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  200. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  201. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  202. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  204. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  205. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  206. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  207. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  208. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 10:00 AM SAG Nominations
    • LIVE
  210. 10:10 AM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  211. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 12:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  215. 12:30 PM American Dad "Of Ice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 1:00 PM American Dad "Irregarding Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  217. 1:30 PM American Dad "Best Christmas Story Never Told"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Dog Gone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  219. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Business Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  220. 3:00 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 3:30 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  223. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  224. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  225. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  226. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  227. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  228. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  229. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  230. Wednesday Night
  231. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  233. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  237. 11:00 PM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  238. Thursday, December 15
  239. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 12:30 AM Conan "Keegan-Michael Key; the cast of People of Earth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  242. 2:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  243. 4:00 AM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 4:30 AM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  246. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  247. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG
  248. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  249. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Route 666"
    • TV-PG
  250. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  251. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  253. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Taste Buds"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Dog Shelter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  255. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  256. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  257. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 12:00 PM American Dad "Bush Comes to Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 12:30 PM American Dad "American Dream Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 1:00 PM American Dad "A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial"
    • TV-14  (D)
  262. 1:30 PM American Dad "Black Mystery Month"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  263. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Big Man on Hippocampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Dial Meg for Murder"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  265. 3:00 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 3:30 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  268. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  269. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  270. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  271. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  272. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Muffin Tops"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  274. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  275. Thursday Night
  276. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Zero Tolerance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Hookup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  282. 11:00 PM Conan "Diego Luna; Billy Eichner; The Pretenders"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. Friday, December 16
  284. 12:00 AM Billy on the Street
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 12:30 AM Conan "Diego Luna; Billy Eichner; The Pretenders"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  286. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  287. 2:00 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 4:00 AM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  290. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  291. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  293. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  294. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  295. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  296. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  299. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  300. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 12:00 PM American Dad "Apocalypse to Remember"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  305. 12:30 PM American Dad "Four Little Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  306. 1:00 PM American Dad "When a Stan Loves a Woman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  307. 1:30 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  309. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Extra-Large Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 3:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  313. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Stoned Guy"
    • TV-14
  314. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  315. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  316. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  317. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  318. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  319. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  320. Friday Night
  321. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  324. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  326. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 11:00 PM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 11:30 PM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. Saturday, December 17
  330. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Taste Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 12:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Look of the Irish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 1:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  333. 3:45 AM The Heartbreak Kid
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  334. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  335. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  336. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  337. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  338. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  339. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "Good News, Bad News"
    • TV-PG
  340. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  341. 9:30 AM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  342. 11:30 AM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. 2:00 PM Red
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  345. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  346. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  347. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  348. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Minor Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Grate Expectations"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappointing Unit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wrecking Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. Saturday Night
  353. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  354. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  357. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  358. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 11:30 PM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
  361. Sunday, December 18
  362. 12:00 AM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  363. 12:30 AM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 1:00 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  365. 3:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  366. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  367. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  368. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  369. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  370. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  371. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  372. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  373. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  374. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  375. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  376. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With Ross' New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  377. 10:30 AM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  378. 12:45 PM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  379. 2:45 PM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  380. 5:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  381. 7:00 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  382. Sunday Night
  383. 9:00 PM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  384. 11:00 PM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  385. 11:30 PM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. Monday, December 19
  387. 12:00 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  388. 2:00 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  389. 4:00 AM College Road Trip
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  390. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  391. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  392. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  393. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  394. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  395. 8:00 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  396. 8:30 AM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Breast Milk"
    • TV-PG
  398. 9:30 AM Friends "The One Where Heckles Dies"
    • TV-PG
  399. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Husband"
    • TV-PG
  400. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant"
    • TV-PG
  401. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  402. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 12:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
    • TV-14  (D)
  404. 12:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. 1:00 PM American Dad "Meter Made"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  406. 1:30 PM American Dad "Dope & Faith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  407. 2:00 PM Bob's Burgers "My Big Fat Greek Bob"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  408. 2:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Turkey in a Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Purple Rain-Union"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Bob and Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  411. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Christmas in the Car"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  412. 4:30 PM Family Guy "No Country Club for Old Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Road to Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Finder Keepers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  415. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Vestigial Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 6:30 PM Family Guy "A Fistful of Meg"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  417. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  418. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. Monday Night
  420. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  421. 8:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  422. 9:00 PM People of Earth "Lost and Found"
    • NEW
  423. 9:30 PM People of Earth "Snake Man and Little Guy"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
  424. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  425. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  426. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  427. Tuesday, December 20
  428. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Lost and Found"
  429. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  430. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  431. 2:00 AM The Replacements
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  432. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  433. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  434. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  435. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  436. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  437. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  438. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  439. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  440. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  441. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  442. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Work Related"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  443. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
    • TV-14  (D)
  444. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Wedding Presence"
    • TV-PG
  445. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  446. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Crazy Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  447. 12:00 PM American Dad "Big Trouble in Little Langley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  448. 12:30 PM American Dad "Haylias"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  449. 1:00 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  450. 1:30 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  451. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Go Stewie Go"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  452. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter-Assment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 3:00 PM