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  1. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Jesus Walks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  2. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  3. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  4. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  5. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  6. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  7. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  8. 3:00 PM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 3:30 PM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  11. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  12. 5:00 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  13. 5:30 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  14. 6:00 PM American Dad "Most Adequate Christmas Ever"
    • TV-14  (L)
  15. 6:30 PM American Dad "Frannie 911"
    • TV-14  (L)
  16. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Finder Keepers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Vestigial Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. Last Night
  19. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Quagmire's Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 8:30 PM American Dad "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad of Billy Jesusworth"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  21. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Drop"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 9:30 PM Family Guy "A Fistful of Meg"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Boopa-dee Bappa-dee"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Vaping"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  25. 11:00 PM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. Today
  27. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 12:30 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  29. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Mystery Man"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Famous Ventriloquist Did It"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  31. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 3:00 AM Flightplan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  34. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  35. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  36. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  38. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  39. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  40. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  41. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Mild Bunch"
    • TV-14
  42. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  43. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Walk, Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  44. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Friender Bender"
    • TV-PG
  45. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Flush of Genius"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 12:00 PM American Dad "Tearjerker"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  48. 12:30 PM American Dad "Oedipal Panties"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  49. 1:00 PM American Dad "Widowmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 1:30 PM American Dad "Red October Sky"
    • TV-14
  51. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Ocean's Three and a Half"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Family Gay"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 3:00 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:30 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 5:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 5:30 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  59. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  60. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Butter Shave"
    • TV-PG
  61. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  62. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  63. Tonight
  64. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  65. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 9:00 PM America's Greatest Makers "Million Dollar Finale"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
  67. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Matt & Samantha"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 11:00 PM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. Tomorrow
  70. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Group Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 12:30 AM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Rhino Skin"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  73. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The Thumb Affair"
    • TV-14  (L)
  74. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 3:00 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  77. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  78. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  80. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  81. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  82. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Mean Streak"
    • TV-PG
  83. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  84. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Oxy Moron"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  85. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Ticker Treat"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  86. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 12:00 PM American Dad "Office Spaceman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 1:00 PM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 1:30 PM American Dad "1600 Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Juice Is Loose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  93. 2:30 PM Family Guy "FOX-y Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 3:00 PM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  97. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  98. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  99. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  100. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  101. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  102. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  103. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  104. Tomorrow Night
  105. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  106. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  107. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  109. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  110. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  111. 11:00 PM Conan "Colin Farrell; Iliza Shlesinger; Declan McKenna"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  112. Thursday, May 26
  113. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cronuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  114. 12:30 AM Conan "Colin Farrell; Iliza Shlesinger; Declan McKenna"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Scare Easy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Commissioner Bigfish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 2:30 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 3:00 AM Die Hard With a Vengeance
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  119. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  120. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  121. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  122. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  123. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud on the Side"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  124. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  125. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Live Nude Peg"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  126. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
    • TV-PG
  128. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
    • TV-PG
  129. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
    • TV-PG
  130. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  132. 12:00 PM American Dad "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  133. 12:30 PM American Dad "One Little Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  134. 1:00 PM American Dad "Choosy Wives Choose Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 1:30 PM American Dad "Escape From Pearl Bailey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Not All Dogs Go to Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  137. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Episode 420"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 3:00 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  139. 3:30 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  141. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  142. 5:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  143. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  145. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  146. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  147. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  148. Thursday Night
  149. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Piece of Sheet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Girlfriend Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  152. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  153. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the It Hole"
    • TV-14  (L)
  154. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pastry Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 11:00 PM Conan "Adam Sandler and David Spade; Natasha Leggero; The Lumineers"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  156. Friday, May 27
  157. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Vaping"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  158. 12:30 AM Conan "Adam Sandler and David Spade; Natasha Leggero; The Lumineers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  159. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  160. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Ferret Royale"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  161. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 3:00 AM The Mexican
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  163. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  164. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  165. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "TRASH"
    • TV-PG
  166. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Babe in Toyland"
    • TV-PG
  167. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  168. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  169. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  170. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  171. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ovary Action"
    • TV-PG
  173. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-PG
  174. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. 12:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 1:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  180. 2:00 PM American Dad "Family Affair"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stew-Roids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  182. 3:00 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 3:30 PM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  185. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  186. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  187. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  188. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  189. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  190. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  191. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  192. Friday Night
  193. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  196. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  197. 10:00 PM ELeague "Week 1: Group Play of Valve's Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"
    • PREMIERE
    • LIVE
  198. Saturday, May 28
  199. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "All the Wrong Reasons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  200. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "When a Kid Goes Bad"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  201. 2:00 AM Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  203. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  204. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  205. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  206. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  207. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  208. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  209. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  210. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "Good News, Bad News"
    • TV-PG
  211. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "Male Unbonding"
    • TV-PG
  212. 10:00 AM Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 12:45 PM Alice in Wonderland
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  214. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  215. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  216. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  217. 4:30 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  218. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Day of School"
    • TV-14  (L)
  219. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Life After Death"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the French Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big But"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  224. Saturday Night
  225. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  226. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  227. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  228. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Vaping"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  233. Sunday, May 29
  234. 12:00 AM Separation Anxiety "Matt & Samantha"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 1:00 AM Alice in Wonderland
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  236. 3:30 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  237. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  238. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Stakeout"
    • TV-PG
  239. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  240. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Stock Tip"
    • TV-PG
  241. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Ex-Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG
  242. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  243. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  244. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  245. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  246. 10:00 AM Sleepless in Seattle
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  247. 12:15 PM 50 First Dates
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  248. 2:15 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  249. 4:30 PM We're the Millers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  250. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  251. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  252. Sunday Night
  253. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  254. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  259. 11:00 PM 50 First Dates
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  260. Monday, May 30
  261. 1:00 AM Sleepless in Seattle
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  262. 3:15 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  263. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  264. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  265. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  266. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  267. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  268. 8:00 AM Austin Powers in Goldmember
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  269. 10:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  270. 12:00 PM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  271. 2:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  272. 2:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  273. 3:00 PM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  274. 3:30 PM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  275. 4:00 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 4:30 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 5:00 PM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  278. 5:30 PM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 6:00 PM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
    • TV-14  (D)
  280. 6:30 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  281. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Life of Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  282. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Into Harmony's Way"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  283. Monday Night
  284. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Christmas Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 8:30 PM American Dad "Mine Struggle"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Track"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  287. 9:30 PM The Detour "The Beach"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  288. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Peter Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 11:00 PM Conan "Ray Romano; PewDiePie; Dulce Sloan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  291. Tuesday, May 31
  292. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 12:30 AM Conan "Ray Romano; PewDiePie; Dulce Sloan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  294. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "What Are You Doin' in My Life?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  295. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Tribeca's Day Off"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  297. 3:00 AM Austin Powers in Goldmember
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  298. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  299. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  300. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  301. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  302. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  303. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  304. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  305. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  307. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  308. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  309. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  310. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  311. 12:00 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. 12:30 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 1:00 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 1:30 PM American Dad "DeLorean Story-An"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  315. 2:00 PM Family Guy "We Love You Conrad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Three Kings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. 3:00 PM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 3:30 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  320. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  321. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  323. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  324. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  325. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wait Out"
    • TV-PG
  326. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Foundation"
    • TV-PG
  327. Tuesday Night
  328. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  332. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Jeff & Luke"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 11:00 PM Conan "Rob Lowe; Gina Rodriguez; Leonard Ouzts"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. Wednesday, June 1
  335. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 12:30 AM Conan "Rob Lowe; Gina Rodriguez; Leonard Ouzts"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  337. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Counting on You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  338. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Murder in the First Class"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  339. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 3:00 AM Splash
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG
  341. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  342. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  343. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  344. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  345. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  346. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  347. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  348. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  349. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  351. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  352. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  353. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  354. 12:00 PM American Dad "Every Which Way But Lose"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  355. 12:30 PM American Dad "Weiner of Our Discontent"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. 1:00 PM American Dad "Daddy Queerest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  358. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Progress"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  360. 3:00 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  361. 3:30 PM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  362. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  363. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  364. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  365. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  366. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soul Mate"
    • TV-PG
  367. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bizarro Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  368. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Little Kicks"
    • TV-PG
  369. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  370. Wednesday Night
  371. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  373. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  374. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  375. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  376. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 11:00 PM Conan "The cast of ``The Big Bang Theory''"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. Thursday, June 2
  379. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Icing on the Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 12:30 AM Conan "The cast of ``The Big Bang Theory''"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Turn This Car Around"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  382. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "Inside Man"
    • TV-14  (L)
  383. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  384. 3:00 AM The Last Boy Scout
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  385. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  386. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  387. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  388. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  389. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  390. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  392. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Shrink Wrap"
    • TV-PG
  393. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Eddie Money"
    • TV-PG
  394. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Two Thirty"
    • TV-PG
  395. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  396. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. 12:00 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  399. 12:30 PM American Dad "Moon Over Isla Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  400. 1:00 PM American Dad "Home Adrone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  401. 1:30 PM American Dad "Brains, Brains and Automobiles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  402. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  403. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  404. 3:00 PM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 3:30 PM New Girl "A Father's Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  407. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  408. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  409. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  410. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  411. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  412. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fatigues"
    • TV-PG
  413. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Checks"
    • TV-PG
  414. Thursday Night
  415. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the ATM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Married Man Sleepover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  417. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  418. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Near Death Experience"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kilt Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 11:00 PM Conan "Sacha Baron Cohen; Jimmy Pardo; Parquet Courts"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  422. Friday, June 3
  423. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Broke Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  424. 12:30 AM Conan "Sacha Baron Cohen; Jimmy Pardo; Parquet Courts"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  425. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Everything Man"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  426. 2:00 AM Angie Tribeca "The One With the Bomb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  427. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  428. 3:00 AM Shutter Island
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  429. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  430. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  431. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  432. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  433. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  434. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  435. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  436. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  437. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  438. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  439. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 12:00 PM American Dad "Man in the Moonbounce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 12:30 PM American Dad "Shallow Vows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  443. 1:00 PM American Dad "My Morning Straitjacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  444. 1:30 PM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  445. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  446. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  447. 3:00 PM New Girl "Pepperwood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  448. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cooler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)