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  1. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  2. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 11:00 PM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  4. Today
  5. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 12:30 AM Conan "Steven Ho; David Cross; Dan Naturman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Money Becomes King"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  8. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Southern Accents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  10. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  11. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  12. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  13. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  14. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  15. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  16. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  17. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  18. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  19. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  20. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  21. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  22. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "It's the Great Pancake, Cleveland Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Little Man on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  24. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 12:30 PM American Dad "Blood Crieth Unto Heaven"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  26. 1:00 PM American Dad "Max Jets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 1:30 PM American Dad "Naked to the Limit, One More Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian's a Bad Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  29. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fired Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 3:30 PM New Girl "Big News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  33. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  34. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  35. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  36. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  37. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  38. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  39. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  43. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  47. 11:00 PM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 12:30 AM Conan "Jeff Bridges; Jeff Ross; Brent Sullivan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Down South"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  52. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Square One"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  53. 2:30 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  54. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  55. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  56. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  58. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  59. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  60. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  62. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  63. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  64. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  65. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  66. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Fat and Wet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  67. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Another Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 12:00 PM American Dad "For Black Eyes Only"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  69. 12:30 PM American Dad "Spelling Bee My Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Missing Kink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  71. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Boring Identity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  72. 2:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  73. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  74. 3:00 PM New Girl "Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cruise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  77. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  78. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  79. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  81. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  82. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  83. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  84. Tomorrow Night
  85. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  90. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 11:00 PM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. Friday, September 2
  93. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 12:30 AM Conan "Bob Odenkirk; Flula Borg; Joseph"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "My Life"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Your World"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 2:30 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  98. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  99. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  100. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  101. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  102. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  103. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  104. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  105. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  106. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  107. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  108. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  111. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  112. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  113. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  114. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lost in Space"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  115. 1:30 PM American Dad "Da Flippity Flop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  116. 2:00 PM American Dad "Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  117. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  118. 3:00 PM New Girl "The Last Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 3:30 PM New Girl "Dice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  121. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Finds Out"
    • TV-PG
  122. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Russ"
    • TV-PG
  123. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  124. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  125. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  126. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  127. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  128. Friday Night
  129. 8:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  130. 10:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  131. Saturday, September 3
  132. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "It'll All Work Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  133. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Blue Sunday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 1:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  135. 3:00 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  136. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  137. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Blood"
    • TV-PG
  138. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  139. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  140. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  141. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  142. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Apology"
    • TV-PG
  143. 9:00 AM Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  144. 10:45 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  145. 12:45 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  146. 3:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  147. 3:30 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  148. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  149. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  150. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Too Little Sleep"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Psychic Shakedown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  155. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  156. Saturday Night
  157. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  158. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  162. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  163. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 11:30 PM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  165. Sunday, September 4
  166. 1:45 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  167. 3:45 AM Father of the Bride Part II
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  168. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  169. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  170. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  171. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  172. 7:30 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Moves Out"
    • TV-PG
  173. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Moves In"
    • TV-PG
  174. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Dr. Ramoray Dies"
    • TV-14  (S)
  175. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Eddie Won't Go"
    • TV-PG
  176. 9:30 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. 12:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  178. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • LIVE
  179. 5:00 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  180. 5:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  181. 6:00 PM The Muppets
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  182. Sunday Night
  183. 8:00 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  184. 10:15 PM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  185. Monday, September 5
  186. 12:30 AM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  187. 3:15 AM Kindergarten Cop
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  189. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  190. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  191. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  192. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  193. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  194. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  195. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  196. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  197. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  198. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  199. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  200. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  201. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  202. 12:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  203. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  204. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  205. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  206. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  207. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  208. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  209. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 5:00 PM American Dad "Poltergasm"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 5:30 PM American Dad "Buck, Wild"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 6:00 PM American Dad "Crotchwalkers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 6:30 PM American Dad "Kung Pao Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  217. Monday Night
  218. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  219. 8:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  220. 9:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  221. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  222. 10:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Crisis Pregnancy Centers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  224. 11:00 PM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. Tuesday, September 6
  226. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Just Plane Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 12:30 AM Conan "Bill Hader; Beanie Feldstein; Mark Normand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  228. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Need to Know"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Between Two Worlds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 2:30 AM All About the Benjamins
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  231. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  232. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  233. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  234. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  235. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  236. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  237. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  238. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  239. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  240. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  241. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  242. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "King Pong"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  244. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  245. 12:00 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  246. 12:30 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  247. 1:00 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  248. 1:30 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  249. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  250. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Book of Joe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  251. 3:00 PM New Girl "Julie Berkman's Older Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 3:30 PM New Girl "Micro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Barry and Mindy's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  254. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Princess Leia Fantasy"
    • TV-PG
  255. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where No One's Ready"
    • TV-PG
  256. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  257. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  258. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  259. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  260. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  261. Tuesday Night
  262. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  263. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  266. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  267. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 11:00 PM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  269. Wednesday, September 7
  270. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 12:30 AM Conan "Samantha Bee; Eugene & Dan Levy; Nothing But Thieves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  272. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Should Have Known It"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Runnin' Down a Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 2:30 AM Broken Arrow
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  275. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  276. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  277. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  278. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  279. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  280. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  281. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  282. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  283. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dreading Vows"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  284. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Less"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Nocturnal Omission"
    • TV-14  (D)
  287. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  288. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  289. 12:00 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  290. 12:30 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  291. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  292. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Worst Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Simpsons Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  294. 3:00 PM New Girl "Landline"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 3:30 PM New Girl "Background Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  297. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  298. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  299. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  300. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  301. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  302. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  303. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  304. Wednesday Night
  305. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  306. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  308. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 11:00 PM Conan "Colin Farrell; Caitriona Balfe; Declan McKenna"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. Thursday, September 8
  313. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Not-So-Sweet Charity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 12:30 AM Conan "Colin Farrell; Caitriona Balfe; Declan McKenna"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Restless"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Flirting With Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 2:30 AM Disturbia
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  319. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  320. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  321. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  322. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  323. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  324. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  325. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  326. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Secret Garden"
    • TV-14  (D)
  327. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Affidavit Justice"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  328. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Houser"
    • TV-PG
  329. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  330. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  331. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 12:00 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 12:30 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  334. 1:00 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  335. 1:30 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  336. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Baking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  337. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Brian the Closer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 3:00 PM New Girl "Goldmine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:30 PM New Girl "Teachers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  341. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  342. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  343. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  344. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  345. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  347. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  348. Thursday Night
  349. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Temporary Distraction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  353. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Worst Selfie Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Extra Work"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 11:00 PM Conan "Adam Sandler and David Spade; Natasha Leggero"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. Friday, September 9
  357. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Tip Slip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 12:30 AM Conan "Adam Sandler and David Spade; Natasha Leggero"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  359. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You and I Will Meet Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Make It Better"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 2:30 AM Michael
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  362. 4:45 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  363. 5:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  364. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  365. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  366. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  367. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  368. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  369. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al ... With Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  370. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  372. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  373. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  374. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Thanks, Man"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  375. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  376. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  377. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 1:00 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  379. 1:30 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  380. 2:00 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  381. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Turkey Guys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  382. 3:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving IV"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 3:30 PM New Girl "Girl Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  384. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  385. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  386. 5:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  387. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  388. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  389. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  390. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  391. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shower Head"
    • TV-PG
  392. Friday Night
  393. 8:00 PM Stand Up to Cancer
    • LIVE
    • TV-G
  394. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  396. 10:00 PM ELeague "EU Qualifier Final Special"
    • NEW
  397. 11:00 PM Hot Tub Time Machine
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  398. Saturday, September 10
  399. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "You Tell Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  400. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Saving Grace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 2:00 AM 17 Again
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  402. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  403. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  404. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  405. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  406. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  407. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  408. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  409. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  410. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  411. 9:00 AM The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  412. 11:00 AM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  413. 12:45 PM The Break-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  414. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  415. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  416. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  417. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  418. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Window of Opportunity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Soft Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kickstarter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kitty Kitty Spank Spank"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. Saturday Night
  425. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  427. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  429. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  430. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  431. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Libertarian Convention"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  432. 11:30 PM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  433. Sunday, September 11
  434. 1:15 AM The Break-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  435. 3:30 AM The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  436. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  437. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  438. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  439. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  440. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  441. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  442. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  443. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  444. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  445. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  446. 10:30 AM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  447. 11:00 AM Hot Tub Time Machine
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  448. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Baltimore Orioles at Detroit Tigers"
    • LIVE
  449. 4:00 PM Hot Tub Time Machine
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  450. 6:00 PM 50 First Dates
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  451. Sunday Night
  452. 8:00 PM Big Daddy