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  1. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  2. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  3. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  5. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  6. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  7. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  8. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  9. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  10. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  11. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  13. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  14. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  15. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  16. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  17. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  18. 3:00 PM New Girl "Swuit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  21. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  22. 5:00 PM American Dad "Holy S..., Jeff's Back!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  23. 5:30 PM American Dad "American Fung"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  24. 6:00 PM American Dad "Seizures Suit Stanny"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  25. 6:30 PM American Dad "Roots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. Last Night
  29. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  30. 8:30 PM American Dad "The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 9:00 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  33. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  34. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 11:00 PM Conan "Dr. Phil; Amanda Crew; Pentatonix"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  36. Today
  37. 12:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  38. 12:30 AM Conan "Dr. Phil; Amanda Crew; Pentatonix"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Tell Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  40. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Saving Grace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 2:30 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  42. 4:15 AM TBS Network Preview
  43. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  44. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  45. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  46. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  47. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  48. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  49. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  50. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  51. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  52. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  53. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  55. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 12:30 PM American Dad "Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  59. 1:00 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Blue Harvest, Parts 1 and 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  62. 3:00 PM New Girl "Oregon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:30 PM New Girl "Spiderhunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  65. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  66. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  67. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  68. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  69. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  70. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  71. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  72. Tonight
  73. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  74. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  75. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  76. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 3"
    • NEW
  77. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 11:00 PM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  79. Tomorrow
  80. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 12:30 AM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  82. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "This Old Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "The Criminal Kind"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 2:30 AM Think Like a Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  85. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  86. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  87. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  88. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  89. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  90. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  91. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  92. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  93. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  94. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  95. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  96. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 12:00 PM American Dad "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  99. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan-Dan Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 1:30 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  102. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  103. 3:00 PM New Girl "Walk of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Right Thing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  106. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  108. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  110. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  111. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. Tomorrow Night
  114. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  116. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  118. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 11:00 PM Conan "Rob Riggle; Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  121. Thursday, May 5
  122. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 12:30 AM Conan "Rob Riggle; Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Fade on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Have Love Will Travel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 2:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  127. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  128. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  129. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  130. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  131. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  132. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  133. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  134. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  135. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  137. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  138. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  140. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  141. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  143. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  144. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  146. 3:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 3:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  149. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  150. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  151. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  152. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  153. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  154. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  155. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  156. Thursday Night
  157. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  160. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 11:00 PM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  164. Friday, May 6
  165. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 12:30 AM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  167. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "All or Nothin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Like a Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 2:30 AM Splash
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG
  170. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  171. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  173. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  174. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  175. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  176. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  177. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  179. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  180. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  181. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  182. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  185. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  186. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  187. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  188. 2:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Kills Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  190. 3:00 PM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  193. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  195. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  196. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  197. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  198. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  199. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  200. Friday Night
  201. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 9:00 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  204. 11:45 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  205. Saturday, May 7
  206. 12:45 AM Cougar Town "Depending on You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 1:15 AM Cougar Town "The Trip to Pirate's Cove"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 1:45 AM Ocean's Twelve
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  210. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  213. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  214. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  215. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  216. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 9:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  218. 11:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  219. 1:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  220. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  221. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  222. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  223. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  224. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  229. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  230. Saturday Night
  231. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  233. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Bernie Voters"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  238. 11:30 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  239. Sunday, May 8
  240. 12:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  241. 2:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  242. 4:00 AM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  243. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  244. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  245. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  246. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  248. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  249. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 10:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  252. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  253. 2:00 PM College Volleyball "NCAA Beach Volleyball Tournament, Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  254. 4:00 PM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. 6:15 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  256. Sunday Night
  257. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  259. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  261. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  262. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  263. Monday, May 9
  264. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. 12:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  266. 1:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 1:30 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  268. 3:30 AM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  270. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  271. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  272. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  274. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  275. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  276. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  277. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  278. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  279. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  282. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  283. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  284. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  285. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  287. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  288. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kryptonite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  289. 3:30 PM New Girl "Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  292. 5:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  293. 5:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 6:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  295. 6:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  296. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  297. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. Monday Night
  299. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Burning Down the Bayit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 8:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  301. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  302. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Killer Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  303. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Forget-Me-Not"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  304. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  305. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  306. Tuesday, May 10
  307. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  308. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Hard on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Learning to Fly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 2:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  313. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  314. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  315. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  316. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  317. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  318. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  319. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  320. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  322. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  323. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  324. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  326. 12:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  327. 12:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  328. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  329. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  330. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Kills Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  331. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Padre de Familia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  332. 3:00 PM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cece Crashes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  335. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  336. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  337. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  338. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  339. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  340. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  341. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  342. Tuesday Night
  343. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 4"
    • NEW
  347. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  349. Wednesday, May 11
  350. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Time to Move On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Mystery of Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 2:30 AM Unknown
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  355. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  356. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  357. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  359. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  360. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  361. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  362. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  363. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  367. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  368. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  369. 12:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  370. 1:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  371. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. 2:30 PM Family Guy "McStroke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  374. 3:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bells"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  376. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  377. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  378. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  379. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  380. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  381. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pie"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  382. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stand-In"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  383. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  384. Wednesday Night
  385. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  389. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  391. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  392. Thursday, May 12
  393. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  394. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  395. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Too Much Ain't Enough"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  396. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Too Good to Be True"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 2:30 AM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  398. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  399. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  400. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  401. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  402. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  403. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  404. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  405. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Dark Meet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  406. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Work Related"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  407. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Twisted Sitters"
    • TV-14  (D)
  408. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Better Camera"
    • TV-PG
  409. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  411. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 12:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  413. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  414. 1:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  415. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Back to the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  416. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Play It Again, Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  417. 3:00 PM New Girl "Bad in Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  418. 3:30 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  419. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  420. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Underdog Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  421. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  422. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  423. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fire"
    • TV-PG
  424. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  425. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Raincoats"
    • TV-PG
  426. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  427. Thursday Night
  428. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Opening"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Silent Partner"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  430. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  432. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Holidays"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  433. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Bear Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  435. Friday, May 13
  436. 12:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  437. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  438. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Refugee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Love Is a Long Road"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  440. 2:30 AM Resident Evil: Retribution
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  441. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  442. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  443. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  444. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  445. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  446. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  447. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  448. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  449. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG