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  1. 8:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  2. 10:30 PM Just Go With It
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  3. Today
  4. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • NEW
  5. 1:31 AM Archer "Motherless Child"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
  7. 2:33 AM Just Go With It
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  8. 5:03 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
  9. 5:33 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 6:03 AM Body Beast
  11. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  12. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  13. 7:30 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  14. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  15. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  16. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  17. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  18. 10:00 AM Gigli
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  19. 12:30 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  20. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  27. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  28. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. Tonight
  31. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  32. 11:00 PM Thor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  33. Tomorrow
  34. 2:00 AM Thor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  35. 5:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  37. 8:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  38. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  39. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  40. 10:00 AM Ellen "Roommates"
    • TV-14
  41. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Dead Things"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  43. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 2:30 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  49. 5:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  50. Tomorrow Night
  51. 8:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. Sunday, May 1
  54. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA
  61. 5:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA
  62. 6:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 6:31 AM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA
  65. 7:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA
  66. 8:01 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  67. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  68. 9:00 AM Monster Blades
  69. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  70. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Older and Far Away"
    • TV-14
  71. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "As You Were"
    • TV-14
  72. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 3:00 PM Elysium
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  79. 5:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. Sunday Night
  81. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  83. Monday, May 2
  84. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  85. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  90. 6:30 AM Body Beast
  91. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  92. 7:30 AM Body Beast
  93. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  94. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  95. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  96. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  97. 10:00 AM Elysium
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  98. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  99. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. Monday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 8:30 PM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. Tuesday, May 3
  115. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  119. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  121. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  122. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 8:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  124. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 9:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  126. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  127. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  132. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  136. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. Tuesday Night
  140. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  141. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  142. Wednesday, May 4
  143. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  144. 4:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  145. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  146. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  147. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  148. 7:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  149. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 8:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  151. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  153. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  154. 12:00 PM White House Down
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  155. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  158. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  163. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. Wednesday Night
  165. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. Thursday, May 5
  167. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  168. 2:12 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  169. 3:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  170. 4:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  171. 5:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. 8:37 AM Body Beast
  173. 9:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  174. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  175. 10:00 AM Fun Size
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  176. 12:00 PM Admission
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  177. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  180. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. Thursday Night
  189. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  190. Friday, May 6
  191. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  192. 1:31 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  193. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  194. 2:32 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  195. 4:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  196. 5:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 6:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  199. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  200. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  201. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  202. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  203. 8:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  204. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
    • HD
  205. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  206. 10:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • HD
    • R
  207. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  214. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  218. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  219. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. Friday Night
  221. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  223. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. Saturday, May 7
  225. 1:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 6:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  229. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  231. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  232. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  233. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  234. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  235. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 2:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. 7:30 PM Thor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  244. Saturday Night
  245. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. Sunday, May 8
  247. 1:00 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  248. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  251. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  252. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 6:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  255. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  256. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  258. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
    • HD
  259. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  262. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  263. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  269. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 5:30 PM Thor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  277. Sunday Night
  278. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  280. Monday, May 9
  281. 1:30 AM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  286. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 12:00 PM Life of Pi
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  295. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  298. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  301. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  305. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. Monday Night
  307. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Tuesday, May 10
  310. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 3:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  313. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  323. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • NR
  324. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  330. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. Tuesday Night
  336. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 9:00 PM About Last Night
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  339. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. Wednesday, May 11
  341. 1:00 AM Ride Along
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  343. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  344. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  354. 12:00 PM Flight
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  355. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. Wednesday Night
  366. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 8:30 PM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  369. Thursday, May 12
  370. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  371. 2:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  372. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  373. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  374. 5:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  375. 6:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  376. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  377. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 10:00 AM Flight
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  382. 1:00 PM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  388. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  389. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  390. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13