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  1. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  2. 1:00 AM This Is the End
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  3. 3:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  4. 5:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  6. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  7. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  8. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  9. 8:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  10. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  11. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  12. 9:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  13. 10:00 AM Footloose
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  14. 12:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  15. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. Today
  30. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  31. 2:11 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  32. 3:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  33. 4:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  34. 5:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 6:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  36. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  37. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  38. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  39. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  40. 8:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  41. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  43. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  44. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  53. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  60. Tomorrow
  61. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  62. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  63. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  64. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  65. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  67. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  68. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  69. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  70. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  71. 12:30 PM Extract
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  72. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  74. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  75. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  77. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. Tomorrow Night
  84. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. Friday, September 4
  87. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  88. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  89. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  90. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  91. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  92. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  93. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  94. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  95. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  97. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  98. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  99. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  100. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  101. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  102. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  103. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  104. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  105. 10:00 AM Extract
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  106. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  110. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. Friday Night
  119. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. Saturday, September 5
  123. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  125. 8:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  126. 8:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  127. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  128. 9:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  129. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  131. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  137. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  138. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  139. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  140. Saturday Night
  141. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  142. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. Sunday, September 6
  144. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  145. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  149. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  153. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  155. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  156. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  157. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  159. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  160. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  165. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  167. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  168. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  169. Sunday Night
  170. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  171. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  172. Monday, September 7
  173. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  174. 2:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  175. 3:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  176. 4:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  177. 5:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 5:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 6:05 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  180. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  181. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 7:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  183. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  185. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  188. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  189. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  190. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  191. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  192. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  193. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  194. Monday Night
  195. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  196. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  197. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  198. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  199. Tuesday, September 8
  200. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  201. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  204. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  209. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  217. 12:30 PM Salt
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  222. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  224. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  227. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. Tuesday Night
  230. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  231. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  232. Wednesday, September 9
  233. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  234. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  235. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 10:00 AM Salt
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  245. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  247. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  252. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. Wednesday Night
  256. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  259. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  260. Thursday, September 10
  261. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  262. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  264. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  265. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  266. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  271. 10:30 AM The Mask
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 12:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  273. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  274. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  279. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  283. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. Thursday Night
  285. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 8:30 PM After Earth
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  287. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. Friday, September 11
  289. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  290. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  292. 2:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 3:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  296. 4:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 7:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  303. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 10:00 AM After Earth
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  307. 12:00 PM Jumping the Broom
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  310. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  313. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. Friday Night
  320. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. Saturday, September 12
  324. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 3:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. 5:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  328. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  333. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  334. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  336. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  339. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 3:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  341. 4:00 PM Flight
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  342. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Saturday Night
  344. 11:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. Sunday, September 13
  346. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 5:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  353. 6:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  354. 6:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  355. 7:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 7:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  357. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  364. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 12:00 PM Flight
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  366. 3:00 PM Avatar
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. Sunday Night
  369. 10:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  370. Monday, September 14
  371. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  372. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  373. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  374. 4:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  375. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  377. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 10:00 AM Legion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  386. 12:00 PM Battleship
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  395. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  396. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  397. Monday Night
  398. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 9:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  401. 11:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R