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  1. 2:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  2. 4:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  3. 6:30 PM Ride Along
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  6. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  7. Today
  8. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  9. 2:21 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 3:42 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Abandoned!"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 4:45 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  12. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  13. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
    • HD
  14. 7:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
    • HD
  15. 7:30 AM Pressure Cooker
    • HD
  16. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  17. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
    • HD
  18. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
    • HD
  19. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
    • HD
  20. 10:00 AM District 9
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  21. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  22. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  25. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. Tonight
  34. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 9:00 PM Lucy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  37. 11:00 PM The Other Woman
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. Tomorrow
  39. 1:30 AM The Other Woman
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "You Mean All This Time We Could Have Been Friends?"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  41. 5:21 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 5:51 AM FXM Presents
    • HD
  43. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
    • HD
  44. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
    • HD
  45. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
    • HD
  46. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
    • HD
  47. 8:00 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
    • HD
  48. 8:30 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
    • HD
  49. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
    • HD
  50. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
    • HD
  51. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  52. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  53. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 7:30 PM The Equalizer
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  65. Tomorrow Night
  66. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  67. Wednesday, April 26
  68. 1:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  69. 2:10 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  70. 3:20 AM The Americans "The Committee on Human Rights"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  71. 4:23 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  72. 5:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 6:03 AM FXM Presents
    • HD
  74. 6:12 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
    • HD
  75. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
    • HD
  76. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
    • HD
  77. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  78. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
    • HD
  79. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
    • HD
  80. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
    • HD
  81. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  82. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  83. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  84. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  90. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. Wednesday Night
  95. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  97. Thursday, April 27
  98. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  99. 2:14 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  100. 3:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  101. 4:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  102. 6:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  103. 7:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  104. 8:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 8:42 AM Back Pain Solved
    • HD
  106. 9:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
    • HD
  107. 9:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
    • HD
  108. 10:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  109. 12:30 PM The Counselor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  110. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  114. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. Thursday Night
  121. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  122. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  123. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. Friday, April 28
  125. 2:00 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
    • HD
  129. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
    • HD
  130. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
    • HD
  131. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
    • HD
  132. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
    • HD
  133. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
    • HD
  134. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  135. 10:00 AM The Counselor
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  136. 12:30 PM Runner Runner
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  137. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. Friday Night
  149. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  150. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  151. Saturday, April 29
  152. 3:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  153. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  156. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  157. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  158. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  159. 10:00 AM Runner Runner
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  160. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  167. 6:00 PM The Internship
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  168. Saturday Night
  169. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  170. 11:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. Sunday, April 30
  172. 1:30 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 4:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 5:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  176. 5:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  177. 6:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 6:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  179. 7:43 AM FXM Presents
    • HD
  180. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  181. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
    • HD
  182. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  183. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  184. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  190. 1:00 PM The Internship
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  191. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  192. 6:00 PM Gone Girl
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  193. Sunday Night
  194. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  195. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. Monday, May 1
  197. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. 4:00 AM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  200. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
    • HD
  201. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  202. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  203. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  204. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
    • HD
  205. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  206. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  207. 10:00 AM Gone Girl
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  208. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. Monday Night
  219. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  220. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  221. Tuesday, May 2
  222. 2:00 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  223. 5:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  224. 5:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  226. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  227. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
    • HD
  228. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  229. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  230. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  231. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  232. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  233. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  234. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  235. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. Tuesday Night
  245. 8:00 PM 300
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  246. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  247. Wednesday, May 3
  248. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  249. 2:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  250. 3:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 4:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 5:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
    • HD
  254. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  255. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  256. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  257. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  258. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  259. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  260. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  261. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  262. 10:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • HD
    • TV-G
    • PG
  263. 12:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  264. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. Wednesday Night
  276. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  277. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. Thursday, May 4
  279. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  280. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  281. 3:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  282. 4:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  283. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  284. 6:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  285. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  286. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  287. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  288. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  289. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  290. 12:30 PM Moms' Night Out
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  291. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  300. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. Thursday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  304. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. Friday, May 5
  307. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  309. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  310. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  311. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  312. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  313. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  314. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  315. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  316. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  317. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  318. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  319. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  320. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  322. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. Friday Night
  333. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  335. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. Saturday, May 6
  337. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. 6:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  341. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  342. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  343. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  347. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 3:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  350. Saturday Night
  351. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  352. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. Sunday, May 7
  354. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  355. 5:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 5:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 6:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 6:30 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
    • HD
  361. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  362. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  363. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  364. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
    • HD
  365. 10:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L)
  368. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 2:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13