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  1. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  2. 8:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  3. 9:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  4. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  5. 10:00 AM Click
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  6. 12:30 PM Star Trek
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  7. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The 9:04 From Pemberton"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  10. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  19. 11:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  20. Today
  21. 2:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  22. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Pink Cupcakes"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  23. 6:01 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Bullseye"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  24. 7:05 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Test of Strength"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  25. 8:05 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  26. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  27. 9:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  28. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  29. 10:00 AM Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  30. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bazinga! That's From a TV Show"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Another Night With Neil Diamond"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  36. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  37. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. Tonight
  43. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 8:30 PM Horrible Bosses
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  45. 10:30 PM Ted
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 1:33 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  50. 2:36 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 3:06 AM Married "Aftershocks"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 3:37 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. 4:10 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 4:42 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 5:12 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 5:42 AM FXM Presents
  57. 6:00 AM Breaking Bald
  58. 6:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  59. 7:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  60. 7:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  61. 8:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  62. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  63. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  64. 10:00 AM Green Lantern
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. 12:30 PM Horrible Bosses
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  66. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. Tomorrow Night
  78. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L)
  79. 8:30 PM Ted
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  80. 11:00 PM That's My Boy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  81. Saturday, August 1
  82. 2:00 AM That's My Boy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  83. 5:00 AM Miss March
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  84. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  89. 9:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  90. 10:00 AM Ellen "Horshack's Law"
    • TV-PG
  91. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Freshman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  93. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  95. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  96. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 2:30 PM Something Borrowed
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  99. 5:00 PM Just Go With It
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  100. Saturday Night
  101. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  102. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  103. Sunday, August 2
  104. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 4:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  109. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 5:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 6:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  113. 6:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 7:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  115. 7:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  118. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  119. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  120. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  125. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 1:00 PM Just Go With It
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  127. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  128. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  129. Sunday Night
  130. 10:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  131. Monday, August 3
  132. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. 2:10 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  134. 3:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  135. 4:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  136. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 6:02 AM Blademasters
  138. 6:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  139. 7:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  140. 7:30 AM Breaking Bald
  141. 8:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  142. 8:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  143. 9:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  144. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 10:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 12:00 PM In Time
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  149. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  151. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  152. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. Monday Night
  159. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  160. 11:00 PM Identity Thief
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  161. Tuesday, August 4
  162. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  163. 4:00 AM This Means War
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  164. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  165. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  166. 7:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  167. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  168. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  171. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 10:00 AM In Time
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 12:30 PM This Means War
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  174. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  178. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  179. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  180. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  181. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. Tuesday Night
  186. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  188. 11:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  189. Wednesday, August 5
  190. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  191. 2:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  192. 3:00 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. 4:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  194. 5:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  195. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  196. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  199. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  200. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 8:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  202. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 10:00 AM Legion
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  205. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  206. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  211. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  213. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L)
  215. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. Wednesday Night
  218. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  221. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Thursday, August 6
  223. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 3:00 AM Premium Rush
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  225. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  226. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  227. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  230. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 9:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  232. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 10:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  234. 10:30 AM Premium Rush
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 12:30 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (L)
  238. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • HD
    • TV-PG
  244. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 7:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  247. Thursday Night
  248. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. Friday, August 7
  250. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 1:30 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  252. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 2:30 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  254. 3:00 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  255. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 4:30 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  258. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  260. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  261. 6:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  262. 7:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  263. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  264. 8:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  265. 8:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  266. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  267. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 10:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 12:00 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  270. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • HD
    • TV-PG
  272. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  273. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  279. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. Friday Night
  282. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. Saturday, August 8
  285. 2:00 AM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. 5:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  287. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  288. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 10:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  293. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 1:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • HD
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  300. 3:30 PM That's My Boy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  301. 6:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  302. Saturday Night
  303. 9:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  304. Sunday, August 9
  305. 12:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  306. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 4:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  311. 4:30 AM Louie "Back"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 5:00 AM Louie "Model"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  313. 5:30 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 6:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 6:30 AM Louie "Back"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  316. 7:00 AM Louie "Model"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  317. 7:30 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  318. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  320. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  323. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 2:00 PM That's My Boy
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  330. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • HD
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  331. Sunday Night
  332. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  333. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. Monday, August 10
  335. 1:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 2:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  337. 3:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  338. 4:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  339. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  340. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  349. 12:30 PM Undisputed
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  350. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  353. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. Monday Night
  362. 8:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. 11:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. Tuesday, August 11
  365. 2:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 10:00 AM Undisputed
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  375. 12:00 PM The Recruit
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  376. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  379. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D)
  385. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. Tuesday Night
  388. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • HD
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  389. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • HD
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. Wednesday, August 12
  391. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  392. 2:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  393. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  394. 4:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • HD
    • TV-MA
  395. 5:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • HD
    • TV-MA  (L)
  396. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  397. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 7:30 AM Paid Programming