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  1. 7:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  2. 8:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  3. 8:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  4. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  5. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  6. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  7. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  8. 11:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  9. 1:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  10. 5:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  11. Last Night
  12. 8:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. Today
  14. 12:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  15. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  17. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  18. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  19. 5:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  20. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  21. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  22. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  23. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  24. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  25. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  26. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  27. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  28. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  29. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  30. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  31. 11:30 AM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  32. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  41. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  43. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  44. Tonight
  45. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  46. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  47. 9:00 PM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  48. 9:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 10:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  50. 10:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 11:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 12:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. 12:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 1:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  58. 2:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 3:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 4:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  63. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  64. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  65. 5:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  66. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  67. 6:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  68. 7:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  69. 7:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  70. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  71. 8:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  72. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  73. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  74. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  75. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  76. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  77. 11:30 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. Tomorrow Night
  91. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 10:00 PM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. Wednesday, December 20
  97. 12:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 2:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  99. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  100. 4:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  101. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  102. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  103. 6:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  104. 6:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  105. 7:00 AM Battling Balding
  106. 7:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  107. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  108. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  109. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  110. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  111. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  112. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  113. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  114. 11:30 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  115. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 6:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  124. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  126. Wednesday Night
  127. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  128. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  129. 9:00 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  130. Thursday, December 21
  131. 12:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  132. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  133. 3:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  134. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  135. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 4:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  137. 5:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  138. 5:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  139. 6:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  140. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford on beauty
  141. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  142. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 8:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  144. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  146. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  147. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  148. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  149. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  150. 11:30 AM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  151. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  158. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  159. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  160. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  161. Thursday Night
  162. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  163. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  164. 9:00 PM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  165. Friday, December 22
  166. 1:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  167. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  168. 3:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  169. 4:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  170. 4:30 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  171. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  172. 5:30 AM New Larry King Special Bulletin: Is Your Credit In Crisis
  173. 6:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  174. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 7:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  176. 7:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  177. 8:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  178. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  180. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  181. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  182. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  183. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  184. 11:30 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  185. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  193. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  194. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  195. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  196. Friday Night
  197. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  199. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  200. Saturday, December 23
  201. 12:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  202. 3:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  203. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  204. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  205. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  206. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:30 AM Yoga Retreat!
  210. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  211. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:00 AM Accidents Caught on Camera with HD Mirror Cam!
  213. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  215. 12:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  216. 3:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  217. 5:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. Saturday Night
  219. 8:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  220. 10:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Sunday, December 24
  222. 1:00 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  223. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 4:30 AM Christmas in a Box
  225. 5:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  226. 5:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  227. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  230. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:00 AM Xtreme Off Road "The Jeepster Commando"
    • TV-PG
  234. 9:30 AM Engine Power "Twin Turbo Hellion Power on New LT1 Camaro"
    • TV-PG
  235. 10:00 AM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Engine Upgrades"
    • TV-PG
  236. 10:30 AM Detroit Muscle "Chevelle Inside Out"
    • TV-PG
  237. 11:00 AM Casino
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  238. 3:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 5:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. Sunday Night
  241. 8:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 10:00 PM Fast Five
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. Monday, December 25
  244. 1:00 AM Transporter 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. 3:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  246. 3:30 AM Cops "Liar, Liar No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  247. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 4:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  249. 5:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  250. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  252. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  253. 7:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  254. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  256. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  258. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Sis"
    • TV-PG
  259. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Death Takes a Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  260. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "A War for All Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  261. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "'Twas the Day After Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  262. 11:30 AM Forrest Gump
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  271. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  272. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  273. Monday Night
  274. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  275. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  276. 9:00 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. Tuesday, December 26
  278. 12:30 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  279. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  281. 5:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  282. 5:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  283. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  284. 6:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  285. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  286. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  290. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  291. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  292. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  293. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  294. 11:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl Who Hits Joey"
    • TV-PG
  304. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cop"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Inadvertent Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  306. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Can't Flirt"
    • TV-PG
  307. Tuesday Night
  308. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ball"
    • TV-PG
  309. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Big Break"
    • TV-PG
  310. 9:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 11:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  312. Wednesday, December 27
  313. 2:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Jacksonville, FL; Philadelphia, PA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  314. 2:30 AM Cops "War on Drugs: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 3:00 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Portland, OR; Spokane, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  316. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  317. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  318. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  323. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  326. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Incubator"
    • TV-PG
  328. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  329. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "Hotlips and Empty Arms"
    • TV-PG
  330. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "Officers Only"
    • TV-PG
  331. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Henry in Love"
    • TV-PG
  332. 11:30 AM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  333. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 6:00 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  342. 6:30 PM Friends "The One in Vegas"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  343. 7:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  344. 7:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  345. Wednesday Night
  346. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  347. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Got High"
    • TV-PG
  348. 9:00 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  349. 11:30 PM The Departed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  350. Thursday, December 28
  351. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  352. 3:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  353. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  360. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "For Want of a Boot"
    • TV-PG
  364. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Operation Noselift"
    • TV-PG
  365. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "The Chosen People"
    • TV-PG
  366. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  367. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Crisis"
    • TV-PG
  368. 11:30 AM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  369. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  377. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  379. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  380. Thursday Night
  381. 8:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  382. 8:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  383. 9:00 PM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  384. Friday, December 29
  385. 12:00 AM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. 2:00 AM Cops "Back to Broward Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  387. 2:30 AM Cops "Evidence? What Evidence? No. 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 3:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  389. 3:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  390. 4:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  391. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 5:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  394. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 8:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  399. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 9:00 AM M*A*S*H "George"
    • TV-PG
  401. 9:30 AM M*A*S*H "Mail Call"
    • TV-PG
  402. 10:00 AM M*A*S*H "A Smattering of Intelligence"
    • TV-PG
  403. 10:30 AM M*A*S*H "The General Flipped at Dawn"
    • TV-PG
  404. 11:00 AM M*A*S*H "Rainbow Bridge"
    • TV-PG
  405. 11:30 AM The Matrix
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  406. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  407. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  410. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  413. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  414. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  415. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Monkey"
    • TV-PG
  416. Friday Night
  417. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Resolutions"
    • TV-PG
  418. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Routine"
    • TV-PG
  419. 9:00 PM The Matrix
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  420. Saturday, December 30
  421. 12:30 AM The Matrix Reloaded
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  422. 4:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  423. 4:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  424. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  425. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 7:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  429. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  431. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  432. 9:00 AM Bar Rescue "All Twerk and No Pay Makes Taffer Shut It Down"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  433. 10:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  434. 1:00 PM Grease
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  435. 3:30 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  436. 6:30 PM Grease
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  437. Saturday Night
  438. 9:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  439. Sunday, December 31
  440. 12:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  441. 3:00 AM Cops "Albuquerque, New Mexico"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  442. 3:30 AM Cops "Philadelphia, PA; Spokane, WA; Des Moines, IA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  448. 6:30 AM Paid Programming