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  1. 3:00 PM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 3:30 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  3. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jam"
    • TV-PG
  4. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Metaphorical Tunnel"
    • TV-PG
  5. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Frank Jr."
    • TV-PG
  6. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Flashback"
    • TV-PG
  7. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  8. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  9. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  11. Last Night
  12. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  13. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  18. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  19. Today
  20. 12:00 AM The Office "Heavy Competition"
    • TV-PG
  21. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "The Damage You've Done"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 2:00 AM Rush Hour 3
    • TV-14  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  24. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  25. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  26. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  27. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Refusing to Budget"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Little Bummer Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  30. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  31. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  32. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  33. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  34. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  35. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  36. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  37. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  38. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  39. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "B.M.O.C."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  40. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Jesus Walks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 1:00 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 1:30 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  43. 2:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
    • TV-14  (D)
  44. 2:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  48. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  49. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  50. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  52. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  53. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  54. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Peterotica"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 8:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  58. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Death Lives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  60. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  62. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. Tomorrow
  64. 12:00 AM The Office "Broke"
    • TV-PG
  65. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  66. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Keeping Me Alive"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 2:00 AM Bad Boys II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  68. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  69. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Home Stretch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Uh-Oh It's Magic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  72. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  73. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  74. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  75. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  76. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  77. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  78. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  79. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  83. 1:00 PM American Dad "Meter Made"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  84. 1:30 PM American Dad "Dope & Faith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  85. 2:00 PM American Dad "Big Trouble in Little Langley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  86. 2:30 PM American Dad "Haylias"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  87. 3:00 PM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  88. 3:30 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  90. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  91. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  92. 5:30 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  93. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  94. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
    • TV-PG
  95. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
    • TV-PG
  96. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
    • TV-PG
  97. Tomorrow Night
  98. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Lethal Weapons"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The Kiss Seen 'Round the World"
    • TV-14
  100. 9:00 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  101. 11:00 PM Yes Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  102. Saturday, August 29
  103. 1:00 AM Duplex
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  104. 3:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  105. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  106. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  107. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  108. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  109. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
    • TV-PG
  110. 8:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  111. 10:00 AM Duplex
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 12:00 PM Yes Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  113. 2:00 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  114. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  115. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  116. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  117. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  118. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dog"
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Library"
    • TV-PG
  121. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
    • TV-PG
  122. Saturday Night
  123. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  124. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  126. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  127. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Screaming Producer"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. Sunday, August 30
  131. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Screaming Producer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "You Don't Know How It Feels"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  133. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Fooled Again (I Don't Like It)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 2:00 AM Mr. 3000
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  135. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  136. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  137. 5:30 AM The Office "Casual Friday"
    • TV-PG
  138. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  139. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  140. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  142. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  143. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  144. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  145. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  146. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  147. 10:30 AM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  148. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Boston Red Sox at New York Mets"
    • LIVE
  149. 4:00 PM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  150. 5:45 PM Meet the Browns
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  151. Sunday Night
  152. 8:00 PM Why Did I Get Married?
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  153. 10:30 PM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  154. Monday, August 31
  155. 1:00 AM Our Family Wedding
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  156. 3:00 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  157. 4:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  158. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  159. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Singing and Dancing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  162. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  163. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  164. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  166. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  167. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  168. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  169. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  170. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  171. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 12:30 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 1:00 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  174. 1:30 PM American Dad "Most Adequate Christmas Ever"
    • TV-14  (L)
  175. 2:00 PM American Dad "Frannie 911"
    • TV-14  (L)
  176. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 3:30 PM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 4:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  180. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  181. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  182. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  183. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  184. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  185. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Subway"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  186. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser"
    • TV-PG
  187. Monday Night
  188. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
    • TV-14  (D)
  189. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D)
  190. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  191. 9:30 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 10:00 PM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. Tuesday, September 1
  196. 12:00 AM The Office "Cafe Disco"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  197. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  198. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Little Girl Blues"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  199. 2:00 AM Young Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  200. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  201. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  202. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  203. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Zygote"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Anniversary Chicken"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  206. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  207. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  208. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  209. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  211. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  212. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  213. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  216. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tearjerker"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  217. 1:00 PM American Dad "Oedipal Panties"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widowmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  219. 2:00 PM American Dad "Red October Sky"
    • TV-14
  220. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  221. 3:00 PM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 3:30 PM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  224. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  225. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  226. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  227. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  228. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  229. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  230. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  231. Tuesday Night
  232. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  233. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  237. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. Wednesday, September 2
  240. 12:00 AM The Office "Company Picnic"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  241. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  242. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "When the Time Comes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 2:00 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  244. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  245. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  246. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Beating the System"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  248. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  249. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  250. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  252. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  253. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  254. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  255. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  256. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  257. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  258. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  259. 12:30 PM American Dad "Office Spaceman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  260. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 1:30 PM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 2:00 PM American Dad "1600 Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  264. 3:00 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:30 PM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  267. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  268. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  269. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  270. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  271. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  272. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  273. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  274. Wednesday Night
  275. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  276. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  277. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  278. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  282. Thursday, September 3
  283. 12:00 AM The Office "Gossip"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  284. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  285. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "The Same Old You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 2:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  287. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  288. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  289. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  293. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  294. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  295. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  296. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  297. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  298. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  299. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  300. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  301. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  302. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  303. 1:00 PM American Dad "The One That Got Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  304. 1:30 PM American Dad "One Little Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  305. 2:00 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 2:30 PM American Dad "Escape From Pearl Bailey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 3:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  310. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  311. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  312. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  313. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  314. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  315. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  316. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  317. Thursday Night
  318. 8:00 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  319. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
    • TV-14  (D)
  320. 9:00 PM Family Guy "From Method to Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  323. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  324. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. Friday, September 4
  326. 12:00 AM The Office "The Meeting"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  327. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  328. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "No Reason to Cry"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  329. 2:00 AM Invincible
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  330. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  331. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  332. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  335. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  336. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  337. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  338. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  339. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  340. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  346. 1:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  347. 1:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 2:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 2:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  350. 3:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 3:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  353. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  354. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  355. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  356. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  357. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  358. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  359. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  360. Friday Night
  361. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Stuck Together, Torn Apart"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  362. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Europe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 9:00 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. 10:45 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  365. Saturday, September 5
  366. 1:30 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  367. 3:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  368. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  369. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  370. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  371. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  372. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  373. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  374. 8:00 AM The Pacifier
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  375. 10:00 AM Drillbit Taylor
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  376. 12:15 PM Men in Black II
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  377. 2:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  378. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  379. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  380. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  381. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  382. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  384. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  385. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  386. Saturday Night
  387. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  388. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  389. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  391. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  392. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 11:00 PM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. Sunday, September 6
  395. 12:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 1:00 AM Cougar Town "A Thing About You"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Lost Children"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 2:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  399. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  400. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  401. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  402. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  403. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  404. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  405. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  406. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  407. 9:00 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  408. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
    • TV-PG
  409. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
    • TV-14  (S)
  410. 10:30 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  411. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  412. 4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  413. 4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 5:00 PM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  415. Sunday Night
  416. 8:00 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  417. 10:30 PM Now You See Me
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  418. Monday, September 7
  419. 1:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  420. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  421. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  422. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  423. 6:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 6:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  425. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  426. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  427. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  428. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  429. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  430. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  431. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  432. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  433. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  434. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  435. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  436. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
    • TV-PG
  437. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  438. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  439. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG
  440. 2:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  441. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
    • TV-PG
  442. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  444. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  445. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  446. 5:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  447. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  448. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  449. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  450. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  451. Monday Night
  452. 8:00 PM Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
    • TV-14  (D)
  453. 8:30 PM Family Guy "North by North Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  454. 9:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  455. 9:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  456. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  457. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Blind Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  458. 11:00 PM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  459. Tuesday, September 8