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  1. 5:00 PM Friends "The One After Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  2. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  3. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  4. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  5. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  6. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
    • TV-PG
  7. Last Night
  8. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pop-Up Sale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  13. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 11:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Trai & Kristen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  15. Today
  16. 12:00 AM Cougar Town "You and I Will Meet Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 12:30 AM Cougar Town "Make It Better"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 1:00 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. 3:00 AM Valentine's Day
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  20. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck the Stud"
    • TV-PG
  21. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Subway"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  22. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser"
    • TV-PG
  23. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  24. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  25. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 8:30 AM Michael
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  27. 10:45 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 12:45 PM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  29. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Denial"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Loses His Insurance"
    • TV-PG
  31. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Porsche"
    • TV-PG
  32. 4:30 PM Friends "The One on the Last Night"
    • TV-PG
  33. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Secret Ingredient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Upstairs Neighbor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Blind Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Broken Hearts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kosher Cupcakes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the One-Night Stands"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. Tonight
  40. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  43. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  46. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  47. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. Tomorrow
  49. 12:00 AM A Walk to Remember
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  50. 2:15 AM Michael
    • TV-PG  (D)
    • PG
  51. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Top of the Heap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  52. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "She's Having My Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  54. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  55. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  56. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  57. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  58. 8:00 AM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Runs"
    • TV-PG
  59. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' Teeth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  60. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 10:00 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  63. 12:20 PM Alice in Wonderland
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  64. 2:45 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  65. 4:45 PM The Wizard of Oz
    • TV-G
    • G
  66. 7:00 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  67. Tomorrow Night
  68. 9:45 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  69. Monday, May 2
  70. 12:30 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  71. 2:30 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  72. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "If Al Had a Hammer"
    • TV-PG
  73. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Cheese, Cues and Blood"
    • TV-PG
  74. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  75. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  76. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  77. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  78. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  79. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  81. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  82. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  83. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  84. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  86. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  88. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  89. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  90. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  91. 2:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  92. 2:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  93. 3:00 PM New Girl "Swuit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  96. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  97. 5:00 PM American Dad "Holy S..., Jeff's Back!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  98. 5:30 PM American Dad "American Fung"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 6:00 PM American Dad "Seizures Suit Stanny"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 6:30 PM American Dad "Roots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  101. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Cool Hand Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  102. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Grumpy Old Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  103. Monday Night
  104. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Meg and Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  105. 8:30 PM American Dad "The Nova Centauris-burgh Board of Tourism Presents: American Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 9:00 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 9:30 PM Family Guy "The Blind Side"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Livin' on a Prayer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  109. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Eddie Eagle"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 11:00 PM Conan "Dr. Phil; Amanda Crew; Pentatonix"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  111. Tuesday, May 3
  112. 12:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  113. 12:30 AM Conan "Dr. Phil; Amanda Crew; Pentatonix"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Tell Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Saving Grace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 2:30 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  117. 4:15 AM TBS Network Preview
  118. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  119. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  120. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  121. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  122. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  123. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  124. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  126. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  127. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  128. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  130. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Life Aquatic with Steve Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 12:30 PM American Dad "Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  134. 1:00 PM American Dad "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  135. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Blue Harvest, Parts 1 and 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  137. 3:00 PM New Girl "Oregon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 3:30 PM New Girl "Spiderhunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  140. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  142. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  143. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  144. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  145. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  146. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  147. Tuesday Night
  148. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  151. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 3"
    • NEW
  152. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 11:00 PM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  154. Wednesday, May 4
  155. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 12:30 AM Conan "Weird Al Yankovic; Kate Micucci; Myq Kaplan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "This Old Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "The Criminal Kind"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 2:30 AM Think Like a Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  160. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  161. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  162. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  163. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  164. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  165. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  166. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  167. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  168. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  169. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  170. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  171. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 12:00 PM American Dad "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan-Dan Deliver"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 1:30 PM American Dad "Anchorfran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  177. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Episode VI: It's a Trap"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 3:00 PM New Girl "Walk of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Right Thing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  181. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  183. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  184. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  185. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  186. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  188. Wednesday Night
  189. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  190. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  192. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  193. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  194. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  195. 11:00 PM Conan "Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. Thursday, May 5
  197. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Drug Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 12:30 AM Conan "Moshe Kasher; The Heavy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  199. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Fade on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Have Love Will Travel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 2:30 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  202. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  203. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  204. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  205. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  206. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  208. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  209. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  210. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  212. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  213. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  215. 12:00 PM American Dad "The Two Hundred"
    • TV-14  (V)
  216. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Unincludeds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Dentist's Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  218. 1:30 PM American Dad "Widow's Pique"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  219. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Movin' Out (Brian's Song)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  221. 3:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 3:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  224. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  225. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  226. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  227. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  228. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  229. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  230. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  231. Thursday Night
  232. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Messy Purse Smackdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Buttercream Breakthrough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Martha Stewart Have a Ball, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 11:00 PM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. Friday, May 6
  240. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hidden Stash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 12:30 AM Conan "Louis C.K.; Mary Elizabeth Ellis; Ben Harper & The Innocent Criminals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  242. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "All or Nothin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Like a Diamond"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:30 AM Splash
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG
  245. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  246. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  248. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  249. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  250. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  252. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  254. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  255. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  256. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  257. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  258. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 12:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  260. 12:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  261. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  262. 1:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  263. 2:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Kills Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  265. 3:00 PM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 3:30 PM New Girl "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  268. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  269. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  270. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  271. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  272. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  273. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  274. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  275. Friday Night
  276. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pearl Necklace"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Hold-Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 9:00 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  279. 11:45 PM Separation Anxiety "Derrick & Jhinezka"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  280. Saturday, May 7
  281. 12:45 AM Cougar Town "Depending on You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 1:15 AM Cougar Town "The Trip to Pirate's Cove"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 1:45 AM Ocean's Twelve
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  285. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  287. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  288. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  289. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  290. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  291. 8:30 AM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 9:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  293. 11:00 AM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  294. 1:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  295. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  296. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  297. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  298. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  299. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake War"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And The Candy Manwich"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Three Boys With Wood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  304. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. Saturday Night
  306. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  310. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  311. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  312. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Bernie Voters"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  313. 11:30 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. Sunday, May 8
  315. 12:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  316. 2:00 AM I Love You, Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  317. 4:00 AM The Bank Job
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  318. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  319. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  320. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  321. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  322. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  323. 8:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  324. 9:00 AM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  325. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 10:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  327. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  328. 2:00 PM College Volleyball "NCAA Beach Volleyball Tournament, Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  329. 4:00 PM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 6:15 PM Oz the Great and Powerful
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  331. Sunday Night
  332. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  334. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  336. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  337. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  338. Monday, May 9
  339. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 12:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  341. 1:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 1:30 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  343. 3:30 AM Twister
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  345. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  346. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  347. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  348. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  349. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  350. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  351. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  352. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  353. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  354. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  356. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 12:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  358. 12:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  359. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  360. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 2:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  362. 2:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  363. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kryptonite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  364. 3:30 PM New Girl "Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 4:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  366. 4:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  367. 5:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  368. 5:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 6:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  370. 6:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  371. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Tom Tucker: The Man and His Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Be Careful What You Fish For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  373. Monday Night
  374. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Burning Down the Bayit"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  375. 8:30 PM American Dad "Daesong Heavy Industries"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  377. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Killer Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  378. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Forget-Me-Not"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  379. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  380. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. Tuesday, May 10
  382. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  383. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  384. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Hard on Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Learning to Fly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 2:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  388. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  389. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  391. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  392. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  395. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  396. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Fatty McButterpants"
    • TV-PG
  397. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Roast Chicken"
    • TV-PG
  398. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Do Rico"
    • TV-14  (D)
  399. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  401. 12:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  402. 12:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  403. 1:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  404. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  405. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Kills Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  406. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Padre de Familia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  407. 3:00 PM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  408. 3:30 PM New Girl "Cece Crashes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  410. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  411. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  412. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  413. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  414. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Conversion"
    • TV-PG
  415. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Stall"
    • TV-PG
  416. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Marine Biologist"
    • TV-PG
  417. Tuesday Night
  418. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  419. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  421. 9:30 PM America's Greatest Makers "Make or Break Round 4"
    • NEW
  422. 10:00 PM Separation Anxiety "Ashley & Maggie"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  423. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  424. Wednesday, May 11
  425. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Egg Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  427. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Time to Move On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 2:00 AM Cougar Town "Mystery of Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 2:30 AM Unknown
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  430. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  431. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  432. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  433. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  434. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  435. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  436. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  437. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike One"
    • TV-PG
  438. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Strike Too"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  439. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Strike Out"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  440. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Class Struggle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  442. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  443. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  444. 12:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  445. 1:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  446. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  447. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Peter's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  448. 2:30 PM Family Guy "McStroke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  449. 3:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bells"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  452. 4:30 PM