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  1. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  2. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Rayny Day"
    • TV-PG
  3. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Murray Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  4. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Beer Walk!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  5. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  6. 12:30 PM American Dad "In Country... Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 1:00 PM American Dad "Moon Over Isla Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  8. 1:30 PM American Dad "Home Adrone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  9. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Fat Guy Strangler"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  10. 2:30 PM Family Guy "The Father, the Son and the Holy Fonz"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:00 PM New Girl "Oregon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 3:30 PM New Girl "Spiderhunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:00 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  14. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  15. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  17. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Booth Babes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Storytelling Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  20. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. Last Night
  22. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  24. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  25. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  27. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 22, 2017"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 11:00 PM Conan "Erin Andrews; The Big Show"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  29. Today
  30. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Lost Baggage"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 12:30 AM Conan "Erin Andrews; The Big Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  32. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  33. 2:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  34. 4:00 AM New Girl "Walk of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 4:30 AM New Girl "The Right Thing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  37. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  38. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  39. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  40. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  41. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  43. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  44. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Train Wreck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  45. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Where's Poppa?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  46. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Time Share"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  47. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  48. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Ain't Nothin' But Mutton Bustin'"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  49. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Roberta?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 12:00 PM American Dad "Brains, Brains and Automobiles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  51. 12:30 PM American Dad "Man in the Moonbounce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 1:00 PM American Dad "Shallow Vows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 1:30 PM American Dad "My Morning Straitjacket"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  54. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Sings and Swings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Patriot Games"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  56. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  58. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
    • TV-PG
  59. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where No One Proposes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  60. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And You Bet Your Ass"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Escape"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 6:00 PM NCAA Tip-Off
  63. 7:30 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "West Virginia vs. Gonzaga"
    • LIVE
  64. Tonight
  65. 10:00 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "Xavier vs. Arizona"
    • LIVE
  66. Tomorrow
  67. 12:30 AM Inside March Madness
    • LIVE
  68. 1:00 AM Conan "Matt LeBlanc; Anthony Bourdain; Dana Gould"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. 2:00 AM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  70. 2:30 AM Conan "Matt LeBlanc; Anthony Bourdain; Dana Gould"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  71. 3:30 AM New Girl "Wig"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  74. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  75. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  76. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  77. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  78. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  79. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  80. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  81. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  82. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  83. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Art House"
    • TV-PG
  84. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  85. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  86. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Like a Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Short Story and a Tall Tale"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 12:30 PM American Dad "G-String Circus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 1:00 PM American Dad "Rapture's Delight"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  91. 1:30 PM American Dad "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. 2:00 PM American Dad "A Jones for a Smith"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  93. 2:30 PM American Dad "May the Best Stan Win"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 3:00 PM New Girl "Par 5"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 3:30 PM New Girl "Panty Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where Emma Cries"
    • TV-PG
  97. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  99. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  100. 6:00 PM NCAA Tip-Off
  101. 7:15 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "South Carolina vs. Baylor"
    • LIVE
  102. Tomorrow Night
  103. 9:45 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "Wisconsin vs. Florida"
    • LIVE
  104. Saturday, March 25
  105. 12:30 AM Inside March Madness
  106. 1:00 AM The Detour "The City"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  108. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  109. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Court"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  110. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Birth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  111. 3:30 AM The Detour "The Tournament"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 4:00 AM New Girl "Clean Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 4:30 AM New Girl "Big Mama P"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tasteless Frank"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sister-in-Law"
    • TV-PG
  116. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Doll"
    • TV-PG
  117. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  118. 7:00 AM Jack the Giant Slayer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 9:30 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  120. 12:00 PM Divergent
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  122. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  123. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  124. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 5:00 PM NCAA Tip-Off
  126. 6:00 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "Regional Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  127. Saturday Night
  128. 8:30 PM 2017 NCAA Basketball Tournament "Regional Final: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  129. 11:00 PM Inside March Madness
    • LIVE
  130. 11:30 PM Angie Tribeca "Sneak Peek"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  131. 11:57 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  132. Sunday, March 26
  133. 2:00 AM Evan Almighty
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  134. 4:00 AM New Girl "Helmet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 4:30 AM New Girl "Road Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  136. 5:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Power of No"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  137. 5:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pat's Secret"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  139. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  140. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  141. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  142. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  143. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  144. 9:00 AM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  145. 11:00 AM Shrek
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  146. 1:00 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  147. 3:00 PM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  148. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pity Party Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Show and Don't Tell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Loophole"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Attack of the Killer Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  152. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Partnership Hits the Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Ten Inches"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. Sunday Night
  155. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Big Gamble"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  158. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  159. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  160. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "March 22, 2017"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Tournament"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  163. Monday, March 27
  164. 12:00 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  165. 2:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  166. 4:00 AM Fletch
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  167. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  168. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  169. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  170. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  171. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  172. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  173. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  174. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  175. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  176. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  177. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  178. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  179. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Terry Unmarried"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Blue, the Gray and the Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  181. 1:00 PM American Dad "Return of the Bling"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  182. 1:30 PM American Dad "Cops & Roger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 2:00 PM American Dad "Merlot Down Dirty Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  184. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bully for Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  185. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Horse Rider-er"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  186. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Secret Admiral-erer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Glued, Where's My Bob?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  188. 4:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Human Flesh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Crawl Space"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  190. 5:30 PM Family Guy "I Take Thee, Quagmire"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  191. 6:00 PM Family Guy "Sibling Rivalry"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  192. 6:30 PM Family Guy "Deep Throats"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Peterotica"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 7:30 PM Family Guy "You May Now Kiss the ... Uh ... Guy Who Receives"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. Monday Night
  196. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Petergeist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  197. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Untitled Griffin Family History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Stewie B. Goode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  199. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Bango Was His Name-O"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  200. 10:00 PM American Dad "An Incident at Owl Creek"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  201. 10:30 PM American Dad "Great Space Roaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  202. 11:00 PM Conan "Dax Shepard; Michael Pena; Kaitlin Olson; Gary Clark Jr."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  203. Tuesday, March 28
  204. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  205. 12:30 AM Conan "Dax Shepard; Michael Pena; Kaitlin Olson; Gary Clark Jr."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  206. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Break-up Scene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:00 AM The Taking of Pelham 123
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  210. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  211. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  213. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  214. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  215. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  216. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  218. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
    • TV-PG
  220. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
    • TV-PG
  221. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
    • TV-PG
  222. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Way the Cookie Crumbles"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  223. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "To Live and Die in Va."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  224. 12:00 PM American Dad "100 A.D."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 12:30 PM American Dad "Son of Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  226. 1:00 PM American Dad "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  227. 1:30 PM American Dad "Stan's Food Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  228. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Stu & Stewie's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Stewie Loves Lois"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  231. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Proposal"
    • TV-PG
  232. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  233. 4:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  234. 5:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  235. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  236. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  237. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  238. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  239. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  240. Tuesday Night
  241. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  242. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  244. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Commitment Determination"
    • TV-14  (D)
  245. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Heat"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  246. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Matrimonial Momentum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 11:00 PM Conan "Joe Manganiello; Judy Greer"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  248. Wednesday, March 29
  249. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Heat"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  250. 12:30 AM Conan "Joe Manganiello; Judy Greer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  251. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  252. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And Strokes of Goodwill"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Rich People Problems"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 3:00 AM The Chronicles of Riddick
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  255. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  256. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  257. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  258. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  259. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  260. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  261. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  262. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
    • TV-PG
  263. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
    • TV-PG
  264. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
    • TV-PG
  265. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Essence of Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  267. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Ship'rect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 12:00 PM American Dad "White Rice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  269. 12:30 PM American Dad "There Will Be Bad Blood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  270. 1:00 PM American Dad "The People vs. Martin Sugar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  271. 1:30 PM American Dad "For Whom the Sleigh Bells Toll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  272. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Mother Tucker"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  273. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Hell Comes to Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  275. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  276. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  277. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  278. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  279. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  280. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  281. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  282. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  283. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  284. Wednesday Night
  285. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Separation Oscillation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  286. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bachelor Party Corrosion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  287. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The 2003 Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  288. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Perspiration Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Helium Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  290. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 11:00 PM Conan "Terry Crews; Andy Daly; Strand of Oaks"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  292. Thursday, March 30
  293. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  294. 12:30 AM Conan "Terry Crews; Andy Daly; Strand of Oaks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  295. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  296. 2:00 AM Hulk
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  298. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  299. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  300. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  301. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  302. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  303. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  304. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  305. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
    • TV-PG
  306. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
    • TV-PG
  307. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
    • TV-PG
  308. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
    • TV-PG
  309. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Back to Cool"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 12:00 PM American Dad "Fartbreak Hotel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  312. 12:30 PM American Dad "Stanny Boy and Frantastic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  313. 1:00 PM American Dad "A Piñata Named Desire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 1:30 PM American Dad "You Debt Your Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Saving Private Brian"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  316. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Whistle While Your Wife Works"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  318. 3:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  319. 4:00 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  320. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  321. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  322. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  323. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  324. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  325. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  326. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  327. Thursday Night
  328. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
    • TV-PG
  329. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  330. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Spock Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  331. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mystery Date Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  332. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Platonic Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  333. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Earworm Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  334. 11:00 PM Conan "Wanda Sykes; Wendy Williams; Dead Man Winter"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  335. Friday, March 31
  336. 12:00 AM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
    • TV-PG
  337. 12:30 AM Conan "Wanda Sykes; Wendy Williams; Dead Man Winter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  338. 1:30 AM Seinfeld "The Bris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  339. 2:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the '90s Horse Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 2:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappearing Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 3:00 AM Punisher: War Zone
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  342. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  344. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  345. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  346. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  347. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  348. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  349. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  350. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
    • TV-PG
  351. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Buggie Nights"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  352. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Sold-Y Locks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Emotional Rollercoaster"
    • TV-PG
  354. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  356. 12:00 PM American Dad "I Am the Walrus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 12:30 PM American Dad "School Lies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  358. 1:00 PM American Dad "License to Till"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 1:30 PM American Dad "Jenny Fromdabloc"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  360. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Prick Up Your Ears"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Chick Cancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 3:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. 4:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  365. 4:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  366. 5:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  367. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  368. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
    • TV-PG
  369. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
    • TV-PG
  370. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  371. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
    • TV-PG
  372. Friday Night
  373. 8:00 PM Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  374. 10:00 PM ELeague "Preview Show"
    • NEW
  375. 11:00 PM Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  376. Saturday, April 1
  377. 1:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  378. 4:00 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  379. 4:30 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  380. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  381. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  382. 6:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "I Love You"
    • TV-PG
  383. 6:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  384. 8:30 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  385. 10:30 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  386. 12:30 PM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  387. 2:30 PM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  388. 4:30 PM The Interview
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  389. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Pretty Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And Hoarder Culture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. Saturday Night
  392. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Opening Night Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  393. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Sales Call Sublimination"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  394. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Empathy Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Meemaw Materialization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  396. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Valentino Submergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Positive Negative Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  399. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Heat"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  400. Sunday, April 2
  401. 12:00 AM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  402. 2:00 AM Kicking & Screaming
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  403. 4:00 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  404. 6:00 AM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  405. 6:30 AM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  406. 7:00 AM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  407. 7:30 AM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  408. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Blackout"
    • TV-PG
  409. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Nana Dies Twice"
    • TV-14
  410. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Mrs. Bing"
    • TV-PG
  411. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With the Dozen Lasagnas"
    • TV-PG
  412. 10:00 AM Search Party "The Mysterious Disappearance of The Girl No One Knew"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  413. 10:30 AM Search Party "The Woman Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  414. 11:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 11:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  416. 12:00 PM Search Party "The Mystery of the Golden Charm"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  417. 12:30 PM Search Party "The Secret of the Sinister Ceremony"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  418. 1:00 PM Search Party "The Riddle Within the Trash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  419. 1:30 PM Search Party "The Return of the Forgotten Phantom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  420. 2:00 PM Search Party "Password to the Shadows"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  421. 2:30 PM Search Party "The House of Uncanny Truths"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  422. 3:00 PM Liar Liar
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  423. 5:00 PM Tammy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  424. 7:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Celebration Experimentation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  425. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Application Deterioration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  426. Sunday Night
  427. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Solder Excursion Diversion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  428. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Big Bear Precipitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  429. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Viewing Party Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  430. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fermentation Bifurcation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  431. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Line Substitution Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  432. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convergence Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  433. 11:00 PM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  434. Monday, April 3
  435. 1:30 AM Just Like Heaven
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  436. 3:30 AM 17 Again
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  437. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  438. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Bundy Thanksgiving"
    • TV-PG
  439. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Juggs Have Left the Building"
    • TV-PG
  440. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "God Rest Ye Merry Bundymen"
    • TV-PG
  441. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  442. 8:00 AM Friends "The One With the Boobies"
    • TV-PG
  443. 8:30 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  444. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With Two Parts"
    • TV-PG
  445. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With All the Poker"
    • TV-PG
  446. 10:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Monkey Gets Away"
    • TV-PG
  447. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With the Evil Orthodontist"
    • TV-14  (S)
  448. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Fake Monica"
    • TV-PG
  449. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With the Ick Factor"
    • TV-PG
  450. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  451. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  452. 1:00 PM American Dad "The Scarlett Getter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 1:30 PM American Dad "Gorillas in the Mist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  454. 2:00 PM American Dad "The Worst Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  455. 2:30 PM American Dad "Dr. Klaustus"
    • TV-14