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  1. 11:30 PM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 2:00 AM Red 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  4. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  5. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  6. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  7. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  8. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  9. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  10. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  11. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Female Problems"
    • TV-PG
  12. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Assaulted Nuts"
    • TV-14  (D)
  13. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With Monica's Thunder"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  14. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  15. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Cookies"
    • TV-PG
  16. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Assistant"
    • TV-PG
  17. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Frapp Attack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "American Prankster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 1:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  20. 1:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  21. 2:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  22. 2:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  23. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Human Flesh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Crawl Space"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  25. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sacred Cow"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  26. 4:30 PM Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  27. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Death Is a Bitch"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  28. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The King Is Dead"
    • TV-14
  29. 6:00 PM Family Guy "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  30. 6:30 PM Family Guy "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
    • TV-14  (D)
  31. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Running Mates"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  32. 7:30 PM Family Guy "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
    • TV-14
  33. Last Night
  34. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 8:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  36. 9:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  37. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rhode Island"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  38. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  39. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Muslim-American Reporting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  40. 11:00 PM Conan "Patton Oswalt; Joe Walsh; Tall Heights"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. Today
  42. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 12:30 AM Conan "Patton Oswalt; Joe Walsh; Tall Heights"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  44. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Into the Great Wide Open"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  45. 2:00 AM Sex Drive
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  46. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  47. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  48. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  49. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  50. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  51. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  52. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  53. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  54. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  55. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Parent Trapped"
    • TV-PG
  56. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Dire Strayts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Doug Out"
    • TV-PG
  58. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Tube Stakes"
    • TV-PG
  59. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "B.M.O.C."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Jesus Walks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 12:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  62. 12:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 1:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  64. 1:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  66. 2:30 PM Family Guy "There's Something About Paulie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 3:00 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 3:30 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  69. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Engagement Picture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  70. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Nap Partners"
    • TV-PG
  71. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Library Book"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Candy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  73. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  74. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  75. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  77. Tonight
  78. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  80. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  82. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotive Manipulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 11:00 PM Conan "Sharon Osbourne; Bruce Campbell; Mike Recine"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  85. Tomorrow
  86. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Past and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 12:30 AM Conan "Sharon Osbourne; Bruce Campbell; Mike Recine"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  88. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Do Me Like That"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  89. 2:00 AM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  90. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  91. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  92. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Knows Something"
    • TV-PG
  93. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Assault and Batteries"
    • TV-PG
  94. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ride Scare"
    • TV-PG
  95. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes Deep"
    • TV-PG
  96. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeway to Heaven"
    • TV-PG
  97. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Driving Mr. Boondy"
    • TV-PG
  98. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Breaks Out"
    • TV-PG
  99. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Get Away"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  100. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Roamin' Holiday"
    • TV-PG
  101. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "I, Candy"
    • TV-PG
  102. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Sparing Carrie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  103. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "Flush of Genius"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  104. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  105. 12:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  106. 12:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 1:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  108. 1:30 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  109. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D)
  110. 2:30 PM Family Guy "E. Peterbus Unum"
    • TV-14  (D)
  111. 3:00 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 3:30 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Cheesecakes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where They're Up All Night"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rosita Dies"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  116. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where They All Turn Thirty"
    • TV-PG
  117. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  118. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  119. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  120. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  121. Tomorrow Night
  122. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Table Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Mommy Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  125. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Indecision Amalgamation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  126. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Relationship Diremption"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Presidential Debate Special"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 11:00 PM Conan "Phoebe Robinson"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. Thursday, September 29
  130. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Move-In Meltdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 12:30 AM Conan "Phoebe Robinson"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  132. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "I Won't Back Down"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  133. 2:00 AM The Last Boy Scout
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  134. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  135. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Naughty but Niece"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  136. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Business Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  137. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Business Still Sucks"
    • TV-PG
  138. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dial `B' for Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  139. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sleepless in Chicago"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  140. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Pot to Pease In"
    • TV-PG
  141. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  142. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Man for No Seasons"
    • TV-PG
  143. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Net Prophets"
    • TV-PG
  144. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Block Buster"
    • TV-PG
  145. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Frozen Pop"
    • TV-PG
  146. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Party Favor"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  147. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  148. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  149. 12:00 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  150. 12:30 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 1:00 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 1:30 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 2:00 PM Family Guy "The Story on Page 1"
    • TV-14
  154. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Wasted Talent"
    • TV-14
  155. 3:00 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 3:30 PM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Brain"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  158. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Truth About London"
    • TV-PG
  159. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cheap Wedding Dress"
    • TV-PG
  160. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Award"
    • TV-PG
  161. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  162. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  163. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  164. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  165. Thursday Night
  166. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Crime Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  169. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Dissolution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Status Quo Combustion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Locomotion Interruption"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  172. 11:00 PM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  173. Friday, September 30
  174. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 12:30 AM Conan "Ozzy & Jack Osbourne; Dylan Moran"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  176. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "You Wreck Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 2:00 AM Miracle
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  178. 5:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  179. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Naked and the Dead, but Mostly the Naked"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  180. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  181. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "I Want My Psycho Dad"
    • TV-PG
  182. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Takes a Shot"
    • TV-PG
  183. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Something Larry This Way Comes"
    • TV-PG
  184. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  185. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Fair Game"
    • TV-PG
  186. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "The Shmenkmans"
    • TV-PG
  187. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Meet By-Product"
    • TV-14  (D)
  188. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Wild Cards"
    • TV-PG
  189. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Surprise Artie"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  190. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  191. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 12:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  193. 1:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 1:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  195. 2:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  196. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Fore Father"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  197. 3:00 PM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 3:30 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  199. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross and Monica's Cousin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  200. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Big Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  201. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Vows"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  202. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  204. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  205. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  206. 7:30 PM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. Friday Night
  208. 8:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sexy Dance Fighting"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  209. 8:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hamburger Dinner Theater"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  210. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Junior Professor Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  211. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The First Pitch Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  212. 10:00 PM ELeague "Overwatch Open Grand Final"
    • LIVE
  213. Saturday, October 1
  214. 12:00 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  215. 2:00 AM Hope Springs
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  216. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  217. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  218. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "And Bingo Was Her Game-O"
    • TV-PG
  219. 6:00 AM Seinfeld "The Dog"
    • TV-PG
  220. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Library"
    • TV-PG
  221. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  222. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  223. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
    • TV-PG
  224. 8:30 AM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  225. 10:30 AM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  226. 1:00 PM The Campaign
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  228. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With Monica and Chandler's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  229. 4:00 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
    • TV-PG
  230. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Red Sweater"
    • TV-PG
  231. 5:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 5:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Zero Tolerance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the High Hookup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Taste Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anything Can Happen Recurrence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. Saturday Night
  238. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hook-Up Reverberation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Focus Attenuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Expedition Approximation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Misinterpretation Agitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Prom Equivalency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Septum Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  244. 11:00 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Presidential Debate Special"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  245. 11:30 PM Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  246. Sunday, October 2
  247. 1:30 AM Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  248. 3:30 AM Blades of Glory
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  249. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Undergraduate"
    • TV-PG
  250. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "User Friendly"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  252. 7:00 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
    • TV-PG
  253. 7:30 AM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
    • TV-PG
  254. 8:00 AM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  255. 8:30 AM Friends "The One Where Rachel Tells ..."
    • TV-14  (D)
  256. 9:00 AM Friends "The One With the Videotape"
    • TV-PG
  257. 9:30 AM Friends "The One With Rachel's Date"
    • TV-PG
  258. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Stain"
    • TV-PG
  259. 10:30 AM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  260. 12:30 PM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  261. 2:30 PM MLB on TBS
    • LIVE
  262. 3:00 PM MLB Baseball
    • LIVE
  263. 6:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Minor Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 6:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Grate Expectations"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 7:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Disappointing Unit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 7:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wrecking Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. Sunday Night
  268. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Champagne Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Clean Room Infiltration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Space Probe Disintegration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Anxiety Optimization"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Troll Manifestation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  273. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Comic Book Store Regeneration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Intimacy Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  275. 11:30 PM Shrek 2
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  276. Monday, October 3
  277. 1:30 AM Shrek the Third
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG
  278. 3:30 AM Alice in Wonderland
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  279. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Shoeless Al"
    • TV-PG
  280. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pump Fiction"
    • TV-PG
  281. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Radio Free Trumaine"
    • TV-PG
  282. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Shoe Room With a View"
    • TV-PG
  283. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  284. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Briard"
    • TV-PG
  285. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Big Dougie"
    • TV-PG
  286. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Soft Touch"
    • TV-PG
  287. 10:00 AM Friends "The One With the Stripper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 10:30 AM Friends "The One With Monica's Boots"
    • TV-PG
  289. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where Joey Dates Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  290. 11:30 AM Friends "The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath"
    • TV-PG
  291. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  292. 12:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  293. 1:00 PM American Dad "Of Ice & Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 1:30 PM American Dad "Irregarding Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  295. 2:00 PM American Dad "Best Christmas Story Never Told"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 2:30 PM American Dad "Bush Comes to Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 3:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Bed & Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 4:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Art Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 4:30 PM Family Guy "The Thin White Line"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Brian Does Hollywood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  302. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington"
    • TV-14  (L)
  303. 6:00 PM Family Guy "One if by Clam, Two if by Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 6:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  305. 7:00 PM Family Guy "Death Lives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Lethal Weapons"
    • TV-14  (D)
  307. Monday Night
  308. 8:00 PM Family Guy "The Kiss Seen 'Round the World"
    • TV-14
  309. 8:30 PM American Dad "American Dream Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 9:00 PM American Dad "A.T. the Abusive Terrestrial"
    • TV-14  (D)
  311. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
    • TV-14  (D)
  313. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Super PACs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  315. Tuesday, October 4
  316. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Gym and Juice"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  318. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "A Woman in Love (It's Not Me)"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  319. 2:00 AM Step Up 2 the Streets
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  320. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  321. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "Reverend Al"
    • TV-PG
  322. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "How Bleen Was My Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  323. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Weaker Sex"
    • TV-PG
  324. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Flight of the Bumblebee"
    • TV-PG
  325. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Blonde and Blonder"
    • TV-PG
  326. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dud Bowl II"
    • TV-PG
  327. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bearly Men"
    • TV-PG
  328. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Two That Got Away"
    • TV-PG
  329. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Restaurant Row"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  330. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Whine Country"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Flower Power"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  332. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Major Disturbance"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  333. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  335. 12:00 PM American Dad "Black Mystery Month"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  336. 12:30 PM American Dad "Apocalypse to Remember"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  337. 1:00 PM American Dad "Four Little Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  338. 1:30 PM American Dad "When a Stan Loves a Woman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D)
  340. 2:30 PM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 3:00 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 3:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Secret Closet"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  344. 4:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Tells Rachel"
    • TV-PG
  345. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tea Leaves"
    • TV-PG
  346. 5:30 PM Friends "The One in Massapequa"
    • TV-PG
  347. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  348. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  349. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  350. 7:30 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  351. Tuesday Night
  352. 8:00 PM MLB Baseball "American League Wild Card Game: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  353. 11:30 PM MLB Postseason Show
    • LIVE
  354. Wednesday, October 5
  355. 12:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  356. 1:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Inside Outside Situation"
  357. 1:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  358. 2:30 AM Cougar Town "Don't Come Around Here No More"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 3:00 AM College Road Trip
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  360. 4:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  361. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "I Can't Believe It's Butter"
    • TV-PG
  362. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Love Conquers Al"
    • TV-PG
  363. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  364. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Hood, the Bud and the Kelly"
    • TV-PG
  365. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Calendar Girl"
    • TV-PG
  366. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  367. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Spring Break"
    • TV-PG
  368. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Brace Yourself"
    • TV-PG
  369. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Moxie Moron"
    • TV-PG
  370. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Ruff Goin'"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  371. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Mama Cast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  372. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  373. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  374. 12:00 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 12:30 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  376. 1:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
    • TV-14  (D)
  377. 1:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  378. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 2:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  380. 3:00 PM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 3:30 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Interview"
    • TV-PG
  383. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  384. 5:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cooking Class"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 5:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Is Late"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  386. 6:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  387. 6:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  388. 7:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  389. 7:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Graduation Transmission"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. Wednesday Night
  391. 8:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Colonization Application"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  392. 8:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Leftover Thermalization"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  393. 9:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Skywalker Incursion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  394. 9:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Fortification Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  395. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Communication Deterioration"
    • TV-PG
  396. 10:30 PM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  397. 11:00 PM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  398. Thursday, October 6
  399. 12:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Escape Room"
  400. 12:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  401. 1:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  402. 2:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  403. 4:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  404. 5:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony and the Extra C"
    • TV-PG
  405. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "Turning Japanese"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  406. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Bud Hits the Books"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  407. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Al Goes to the Dogs"
    • TV-PG
  408. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kiss of the Coffee Woman"
    • TV-PG
  409. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Enemies"
    • TV-PG
  410. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Torch Song Duet"
    • TV-PG
  411. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Joke's on Al"
    • TV-PG
  412. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Home Cheapo"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  413. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Affair Trade"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  414. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "Offensive Fowl"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "Mild Bunch"
    • TV-14
  416. 11:00 AM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  417. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  418. 12:00 PM American Dad "Meter Made"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  419. 12:30 PM American Dad "Dope & Faith"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  420. 1:00 PM American Dad "Big Trouble in Little Langley"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  421. 1:30 PM American Dad "Haylias"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  422. 2:00 PM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  423. 2:30 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
    • TV-14
  424. 3:00 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  425. 3:30 PM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 4:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Coming Out Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 4:30 PM MLB Postseason Pre-Game
    • LIVE
  428. 5:00 PM MLB Baseball "American League Division Series: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  429. Thursday Night
  430. 8:30 PM MLB Baseball "American League Division Series: Teams TBA"
    • LIVE
  431. Friday, October 7
  432. 12:00 AM MLB Postseason Show
    • LIVE
  433. 12:30 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 1:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the No New Friends"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 2:00 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  436. 3:00 AM Cougar Town "Here Comes My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  437. 3:30 AM Resident Evil: Afterlife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  438. 5:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Stepford Peg"
    • TV-PG
  439. 6:00 AM Married ... With Children "Children of the Corns"
    • TV-PG
  440. 6:30 AM Married ... With Children "Twisted"
    • TV-PG
  441. 7:00 AM Married ... With Children "Grime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  442. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Crimes Against Obesity"
    • TV-PG
  443. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly's Gotta Habit"
    • TV-PG
  444. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Chevyweight"
    • TV-PG
  445. 9:00 AM The King of Queens "Manhattan Project"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  446. 9:30 AM The King of Queens "Single Spaced"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  447. 10:00 AM The King of Queens "China Syndrome"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  448. 10:30 AM The King of Queens "China Syndrome"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  449. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  450. 11:30 AM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  451. 12:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  452. 12:30 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 1:00 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  454. 1:30 PM