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  1. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  2. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  3. 6:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  6. 10:00 PM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  7. Today
  8. 12:00 AM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  9. 2:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  10. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:00 AM Stevie Wonder, The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye
  13. 5:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  14. 6:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  15. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  16. 7:00 AM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  17. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  18. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 11:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  22. 1:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. 3:30 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  24. 6:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  25. Tonight
  26. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 11:00 PM Lethal Weapon "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  28. Tomorrow
  29. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  33. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  34. 2:31 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 3:01 AM Louie "Gym"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  36. 3:31 AM Louie "Night Out"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  37. 4:01 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  38. 4:32 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  39. 5:02 AM Midnight Special
  40. 5:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  41. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  43. 7:00 AM Ellen "It's a Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay World"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 7:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 12:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  50. 2:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  51. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. 7:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  53. Tomorrow Night
  54. 10:00 PM The Strain "Madness"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  55. 11:01 PM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  56. Monday, September 26
  57. 12:02 AM The Strain "Gone but Not Forgotten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  58. 1:03 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  59. 2:04 AM Baskets "Cowboys"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  60. 2:34 AM Baskets "Sugar Pie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  61. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  62. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  63. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  64. 4:30 AM Body Beast
  65. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  66. 5:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  67. 6:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  68. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  69. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  70. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  71. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  74. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  78. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 5:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  83. Monday Night
  84. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  85. 11:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  86. Tuesday, September 27
  87. 2:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  88. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  89. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  90. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  91. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  92. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  93. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  94. 7:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  95. 9:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  96. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  97. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  104. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 4:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Tuesday Night
  110. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 10:31 PM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 11:04 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  113. 11:35 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. Wednesday, September 28
  115. 2:05 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  118. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  119. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  120. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 5:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  123. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  124. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  125. 7:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 9:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  127. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. Wednesday Night
  138. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  139. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  140. Thursday, September 29
  141. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  142. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  143. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  144. 3:20 AM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  145. 4:20 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 4:50 AM FXM Presents
  147. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  149. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  151. 7:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  152. 10:30 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  153. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 5:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 7:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  164. Thursday Night
  165. 10:00 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 10:31 PM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 11:02 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 11:33 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  169. Friday, September 30
  170. 2:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  173. 3:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  174. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  175. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  176. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  177. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  179. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 7:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  181. 9:00 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  182. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  189. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  196. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  197. Friday Night
  198. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  199. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  200. Saturday, October 1
  201. 12:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 2:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  203. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  212. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  213. 11:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  214. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  215. 3:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  216. 5:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  217. 7:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  218. Saturday Night
  219. 9:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  220. Sunday, October 2
  221. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 2:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  226. 2:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  227. 3:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. 3:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 4:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. 4:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  231. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 5:30 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  233. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 7:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  236. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 10:30 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  240. 12:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  241. 2:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  242. 4:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Sunday Night
  245. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  246. 11:01 PM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  247. Monday, October 3
  248. 12:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  249. 1:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  250. 2:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 2:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  253. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 7:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. 9:30 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  267. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 6:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  274. Monday Night
  275. 8:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  276. 10:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  277. Tuesday, October 4
  278. 1:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  288. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  295. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  297. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  301. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  302. Tuesday Night
  303. 10:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  304. 10:30 PM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  305. 11:00 PM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  306. 11:30 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  307. Wednesday, October 5
  308. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  309. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  311. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 9:30 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  321. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  322. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  328. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  329. 4:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  330. 7:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  331. Wednesday Night
  332. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  333. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA
  334. Thursday, October 6
  335. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  336. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA
  337. 2:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  338. 3:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  339. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  344. 9:30 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  345. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  346. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  347. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  349. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  351. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  357. Thursday Night
  358. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. 10:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 10:30 PM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  361. 11:00 PM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  362. 11:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. Friday, October 7
  364. 1:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 7:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  376. 9:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  377. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  378. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)