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  1. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  2. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  3. Today
  4. 2:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  5. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  6. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  7. 6:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  8. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  9. 7:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  11. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  12. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 10:30 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  17. 1:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  18. 4:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. Tonight
  20. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  21. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. Tomorrow
  23. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 12:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  25. 1:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 1:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  27. 2:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  28. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 3:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 4:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 4:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 5:02 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  34. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  35. 6:00 AM Blade Boss
  36. 6:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  37. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  42. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  43. 10:00 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 12:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. Tomorrow Night
  48. 10:00 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  49. 11:03 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  50. Monday, August 29
  51. 12:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  52. 1:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  53. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  55. 3:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  56. 3:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  57. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  58. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  59. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  60. 5:30 AM Power Now
  61. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  62. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  63. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  64. 9:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  73. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  78. Monday Night
  79. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  80. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  81. Tuesday, August 30
  82. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  83. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  86. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  87. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  88. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  89. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  90. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  91. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  92. 6:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  93. 7:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  94. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  95. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  97. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  100. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  102. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  103. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  105. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  109. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. Tuesday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  112. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  113. Wednesday, August 31
  114. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  116. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  118. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  120. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 5:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  122. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  123. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  124. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  125. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  128. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  130. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  131. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  133. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  138. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. Wednesday Night
  140. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  141. 11:14 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  142. Thursday, September 1
  143. 12:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  144. 1:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  145. 2:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  146. 3:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  147. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  148. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  149. 5:39 AM Paid Programming
  150. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  153. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  154. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  158. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  163. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  165. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. Thursday Night
  167. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  168. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  169. 11:05 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  170. 11:38 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  171. Friday, September 2
  172. 1:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  173. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  175. 3:11 AM Paid Programming
  176. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  177. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  178. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  179. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  181. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  183. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  184. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  188. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  189. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. Friday Night
  198. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. Saturday, September 3
  201. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  202. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  208. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  214. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  215. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  216. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  219. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  220. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  221. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Saturday Night
  223. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. Sunday, September 4
  225. 12:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  226. 1:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 2:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 3:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 3:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  231. 4:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  232. 4:44 AM FXM Presents
  233. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  235. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  238. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  241. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Sunday Night
  245. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  246. 11:03 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  247. Monday, September 5
  248. 12:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  249. 1:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  250. 2:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 2:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 3:13 AM Paid Programming
  253. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  276. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. Monday Night
  283. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  284. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. Tuesday, September 6
  286. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  287. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  296. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  298. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  304. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  307. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  308. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. Tuesday Night
  310. 10:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  311. 11:07 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  312. Wednesday, September 7
  313. 12:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  314. 1:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  315. 2:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  325. 9:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  336. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. Wednesday Night
  339. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  340. 11:30 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  341. Thursday, September 8
  342. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  343. 2:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  344. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  345. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  346. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  352. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  357. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  359. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  360. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  364. Thursday Night
  365. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  366. 10:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  367. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  368. 11:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  369. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  370. Friday, September 9
  371. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  372. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 7:00 AM White Chicks
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  382. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  383. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  384. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  393. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  394. 5:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  395. Friday Night
  396. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13