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  1. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. Today
  4. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 3:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  7. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  8. 4:00 AM Body Beast
  9. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  10. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  11. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  12. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  13. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  14. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  15. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  20. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  24. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 5:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  28. Tonight
  29. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  30. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  31. Tomorrow
  32. 1:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  33. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  34. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  35. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  36. 4:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  37. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  38. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  39. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  40. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  41. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  42. 9:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  43. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  46. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. Tomorrow Night
  54. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  55. 11:12 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  56. Thursday, May 5
  57. 12:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  58. 1:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  59. 2:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 5:37 AM Body Beast
  61. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  62. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  63. 7:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  64. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  65. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  68. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  71. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  77. Thursday Night
  78. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  79. 10:31 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  80. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  81. 11:32 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  82. Friday, May 6
  83. 1:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  84. 2:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 3:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  87. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  88. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  89. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  90. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  91. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  92. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  93. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  94. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  95. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  106. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  107. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  110. Friday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. Saturday, May 7
  114. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  115. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  122. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  123. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  131. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  132. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. Saturday Night
  134. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  135. Sunday, May 8
  136. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  139. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  140. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  143. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  144. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  147. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  148. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  151. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  157. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  165. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. Sunday Night
  167. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  168. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. Monday, May 9
  170. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  174. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  183. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  186. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  189. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  193. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  195. Monday Night
  196. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. Tuesday, May 10
  199. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  201. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  203. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  204. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  211. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  212. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  215. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  216. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  218. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  226. Tuesday Night
  227. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. Wednesday, May 11
  230. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  231. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  232. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  242. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  243. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  246. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  251. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. Wednesday Night
  257. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  258. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  259. Thursday, May 12
  260. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  261. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  262. 2:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  263. 3:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  264. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  265. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  270. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  275. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  276. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  279. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 4:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  282. Thursday Night
  283. 10:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  284. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  285. 11:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  286. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  287. Friday, May 13
  288. 2:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  298. 9:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  299. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  305. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  310. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  311. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  314. Friday Night
  315. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  316. 10:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  317. Saturday, May 14
  318. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  319. 3:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  320. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  325. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 11:00 AM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  332. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  333. 3:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  334. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  335. Saturday Night
  336. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  337. 10:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  338. Sunday, May 15
  339. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  343. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 3:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 4:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 4:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  357. 10:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  358. 12:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  359. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  361. Sunday Night
  362. 8:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. Monday, May 16
  365. 1:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  366. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  375. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  376. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  380. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  381. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  382. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  383. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  384. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 6:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13