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  1. 9:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  2. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  5. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  6. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  7. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 5:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  14. Last Night
  15. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 11:30 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Today
  18. 3:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  19. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  20. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  21. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  22. 5:00 AM Power Now
  23. 5:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  24. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  25. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  26. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  27. 9:30 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  28. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  31. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  32. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  33. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  35. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 4:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  37. 7:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  38. Tonight
  39. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  40. Tomorrow
  41. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  43. 4:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  44. 4:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  45. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  46. 5:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  47. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  48. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  49. 7:00 AM Won't Back Down
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  50. 9:30 AM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  51. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  53. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 5:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  62. 7:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. Tomorrow Night
  64. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  65. 11:16 PM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  66. Thursday, July 28
  67. 12:32 AM Tyrant "The Dead and the Living"
    • TV-MA
  68. 1:45 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  69. 3:01 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  70. 4:01 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  71. 5:01 AM Paid Programming
  72. 5:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  73. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  74. 6:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  75. 7:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  85. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 4:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  87. 7:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  88. Thursday Night
  89. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  90. 10:31 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bad Blood"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  91. 11:03 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  92. 11:34 PM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  93. Friday, July 29
  94. 1:34 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  95. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 3:04 AM Paid Programming
  98. 3:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  99. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  100. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  101. 5:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  102. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  103. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  104. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  105. 7:00 AM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  106. 9:00 AM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  107. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  109. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  110. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  112. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. Friday Night
  120. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  122. Saturday, July 30
  123. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  124. 2:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  125. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  129. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 10:00 AM Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  138. 12:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  139. 2:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 4:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. Saturday Night
  142. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. Sunday, July 31
  146. 12:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  147. 12:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. 1:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  149. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 3:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 3:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  154. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  156. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  158. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 7:00 AM Ellen "Break Up"
    • TV-PG
  161. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Empty Places"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  165. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  166. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 11:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 3:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 6:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  171. Sunday Night
  172. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 11:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. Monday, August 1
  175. 2:00 AM The Strain "Dead End"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  176. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 7:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  185. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  186. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  191. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 5:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  198. Monday Night
  199. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  200. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  201. Tuesday, August 2
  202. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  203. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  212. 9:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  213. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  220. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 5:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  225. Tuesday Night
  226. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. Wednesday, August 3
  229. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 7:00 AM Punch-Drunk Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  240. 9:00 AM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  241. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 5:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. Wednesday Night
  254. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  255. 11:17 PM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  256. Thursday, August 4
  257. 12:34 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  258. 1:50 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  259. 3:07 AM The Strain "Fallen Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  260. 4:07 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  261. 5:07 AM Paid Programming
  262. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:00 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. 9:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 7:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  279. Thursday Night
  280. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  281. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  282. 11:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  283. 11:30 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  284. Friday, August 5
  285. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  286. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  288. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 7:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. 9:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  298. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D)
  307. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 5:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  311. Friday Night
  312. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  313. 11:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. Saturday, August 6
  315. 1:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  316. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  327. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 10:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  329. 12:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 3:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. 6:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  332. Saturday Night
  333. 9:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. Sunday, August 7
  336. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 12:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 1:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 1:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 2:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 3:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  344. 4:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  345. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM Ellen "Womyn Fest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  351. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Touched"
    • TV-14  (V)
  352. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  357. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  358. 11:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. 2:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. Sunday Night
  362. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  363. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  364. Monday, August 8
  365. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  366. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  376. 9:00 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13