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  1. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  2. 3:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  4. Last Night
  5. 8:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 10:30 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  7. Today
  8. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  9. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 2:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 2:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  12. 3:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 3:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  14. 4:43 AM FXM Presents
  15. 5:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  16. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  17. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  18. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  19. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  25. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  26. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  27. 3:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  28. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. Tonight
  30. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  32. Tomorrow
  33. 1:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 3:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  36. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  37. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  38. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  39. 5:30 AM Balding Solutions
  40. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  41. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  42. 7:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  43. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  54. Tomorrow Night
  55. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  56. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  57. Tuesday, May 2
  58. 2:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. 2:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  60. 3:01 AM Pressure Cooker
  61. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  62. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  63. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  64. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  65. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  66. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  67. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  68. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  69. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  70. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  80. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  81. Tuesday Night
  82. 10:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 11:11 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. Wednesday, May 3
  85. 12:22 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  86. 1:32 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  87. 2:43 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  88. 3:13 AM FXM Presents
  89. 3:22 AM Paid Programming
  90. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  91. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  92. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  93. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  94. 5:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  95. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  96. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  97. 7:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  98. 9:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  99. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  111. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. Wednesday Night
  113. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  114. 11:08 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. Thursday, May 4
  116. 12:16 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  117. 1:30 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  118. 2:38 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  119. 4:08 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  120. 5:50 AM Back Pain Solved
  121. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  122. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  123. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  124. 9:30 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  125. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  130. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  134. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  137. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Thursday Night
  139. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. Friday, May 5
  142. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 2:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 3:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  145. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  146. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  147. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  148. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  149. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  150. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  151. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  152. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  153. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  167. Friday Night
  168. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. Saturday, May 6
  171. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. 3:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  179. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 12:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 2:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  183. 5:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  184. Saturday Night
  185. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. Sunday, May 7
  188. 2:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  189. 2:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  190. 3:08 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  191. 3:38 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 4:09 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 4:39 AM FXM Presents
  194. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  196. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 11:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. 2:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. Sunday Night
  206. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. Monday, May 8
  209. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 3:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  215. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  219. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  222. 9:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  229. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  232. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 5:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  235. Monday Night
  236. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  238. Tuesday, May 9
  239. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  240. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 4:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  243. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 7:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  249. 9:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  250. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  259. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 4:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. 7:00 PM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  262. Tuesday Night
  263. 10:00 PM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. 11:00 PM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  265. Wednesday, May 10
  266. 12:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  267. 1:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  270. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:00 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 9:30 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  280. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  282. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  288. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 4:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. Wednesday Night
  292. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 11:12 PM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. Thursday, May 11
  295. 12:24 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  296. 1:31 AM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 2:43 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Mommy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  298. 3:50 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Devil's Night"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  299. 4:52 AM FXM Presents
  300. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  305. 9:00 AM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  307. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  311. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  312. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 4:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. Thursday Night
  318. 8:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. 10:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. Friday, May 12
  321. 1:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. 9:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  339. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  341. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 5:00 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  345. Friday Night
  346. 8:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 11:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. Saturday, May 13
  349. 3:00 AM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  350. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 7:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  355. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 11:00 AM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 1:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13