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  1. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Goodbye"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  2. 5:00 AM Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye
  3. 5:30 AM BISSELL: New Year's Revolution
  4. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  5. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  6. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Visits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 10:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  14. 3:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 6:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  16. Last Night
  17. 9:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 11:30 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. Today
  20. 12:50 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  21. 1:20 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  22. 1:51 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  23. 2:21 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  24. 2:51 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 3:21 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 3:51 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. 4:22 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  28. 4:52 AM FXM Presents
  29. 5:00 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  30. 5:30 AM Need A New Spin on Juicing? Check Out The New Joe Cross Juicer!
  31. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  32. 6:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  33. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 10:00 AM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 1:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 4:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  42. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  43. Tonight
  44. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  45. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 3:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  54. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  55. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  56. 4:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  57. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  58. 5:30 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  59. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  60. 6:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  61. 7:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  62. 9:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  63. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Loses It at a Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  75. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:30 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  77. Tomorrow Night
  78. 8:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. 10:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. Tuesday, February 9
  81. 12:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  82. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Mutha"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 3:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  84. 3:30 AM Introducing the Shark Rocket Powerhead vacuum - All Surface Cleaning
  85. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  86. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  87. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  88. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  89. 6:00 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  90. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  91. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  92. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-14  (D)
  98. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  101. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  105. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. Tuesday Night
  107. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  108. 11:01 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. Wednesday, February 10
  110. 12:02 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  111. 1:20 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 2:22 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 2:52 AM FXM Presents
  114. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  115. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  116. 4:00 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  117. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  118. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  120. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  121. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  122. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. 9:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  124. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  128. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  138. Wednesday Night
  139. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  140. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  141. Thursday, February 11
  142. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  143. 2:01 AM Rescue Me "Menses"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  144. 3:02 AM Rescue Me "Press"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  145. 4:03 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  147. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  149. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  150. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  151. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  152. 9:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  153. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-14  (L)
  156. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D)
  157. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  163. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 6:00 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  168. Thursday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 10:00 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  171. 10:32 PM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA
  172. 11:03 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  173. 11:35 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. Friday, February 12
  175. 1:35 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  176. 2:06 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 2:36 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 3:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  179. 3:30 AM Miracle Machine! Frozen Meals Cooked in Minutes!
  180. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  181. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  182. 5:00 AM Sexy in 2016!
  183. 5:30 AM Hips and Salsa Zumba
  184. 6:00 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  185. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  186. 7:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  187. 9:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  188. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-14  (D)
  192. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. Friday Night
  203. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 11:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. Saturday, February 13
  206. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (L)
  214. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (L)
  215. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (L)
  216. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (L)
  217. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. 2:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  224. Saturday Night
  225. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  227. Sunday, February 14
  228. 12:01 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 12:31 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 1:01 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  231. 1:32 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  232. 2:02 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  233. 2:33 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 3:03 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  235. 3:34 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  236. 4:04 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  237. 4:35 AM FXM Presents
  238. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  240. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 11:30 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  252. 2:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  254. Sunday Night
  255. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. Monday, February 15
  258. 1:00 AM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  259. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  268. 9:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  269. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14
  279. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14
  280. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  283. Monday Night
  284. 8:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  285. 11:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  286. Tuesday, February 16
  287. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Brownies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  288. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 7:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  297. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  298. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D)
  303. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  306. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 4:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  309. 7:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. Tuesday Night
  311. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  312. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. Wednesday, February 17
  314. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  315. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  316. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  318. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 9:00 AM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  328. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  336. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 5:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. Wednesday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Thursday, February 18
  344. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  345. 2:00 AM The Americans "EST Men"
    • TV-MA
  346. 3:00 AM The Americans "Baggage"
    • TV-MA
  347. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  353. 8:00 AM The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  355. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  360. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  365. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. Thursday Night
  367. 10:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  368. 10:30 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  369. 11:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  370. 11:30 PM To Be Announced
  371. Friday, February 19
  372. 1:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  373. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 7:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  384. 10:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D)
  388. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  394. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 5:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  397. Friday Night
  398. 8:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  399. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  400. Saturday, February 20
  401. 2:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  402. 3:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG