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  1. 2:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  2. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 3:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  4. 3:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 4:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  6. 4:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  7. 5:01 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  8. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  9. 6:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  10. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  11. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 11:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. 1:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  21. 4:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  22. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  23. Last Night
  24. 10:00 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  25. 11:01 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  26. Today
  27. 12:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  28. 1:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  29. 2:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 3:04 AM Money Maker
  32. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  33. 4:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  34. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  35. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  36. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  37. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  38. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  39. 7:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  40. 9:00 AM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  42. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  52. Tonight
  53. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  54. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  55. Tomorrow
  56. 12:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  57. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 3:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  59. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  60. 4:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  61. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  62. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  63. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  64. 6:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  65. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  66. 7:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  67. 9:30 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  68. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. Tomorrow Night
  82. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. Wednesday, August 23
  85. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  88. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  89. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  90. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  91. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  92. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  93. 6:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  94. 6:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  95. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  96. 9:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 5:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  109. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. Wednesday Night
  111. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  112. 11:02 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  113. Thursday, August 24
  114. 12:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. 1:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  116. 2:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  117. 3:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  118. 4:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 4:37 AM FXM Presents
  120. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  121. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  122. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  123. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  124. 9:00 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  125. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  128. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 5:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. Thursday Night
  139. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  140. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  141. Friday, August 25
  142. 12:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  143. 1:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  144. 2:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 2:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 3:01 AM Paid Programming
  147. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  149. 4:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  150. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  151. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  153. 7:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  154. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  155. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  166. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 6:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. Friday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 10:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  171. Saturday, August 26
  172. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  173. 3:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  174. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 7:00 AM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  179. 9:00 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  180. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  181. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  183. 2:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  184. 4:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. 6:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  186. Saturday Night
  187. 9:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  188. 11:30 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  189. Sunday, August 27
  190. 12:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  191. 1:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 1:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  193. 2:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  194. 2:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  195. 3:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  196. 3:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  197. 4:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  198. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  199. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  201. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 7:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  204. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  210. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 11:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 2:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  214. 4:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  215. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. Sunday Night
  217. 10:00 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  218. 11:04 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  219. Monday, August 28
  220. 12:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  221. 1:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  222. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:44 AM FXM Presents
  224. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 3:30 AM Balding Solutions
  226. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  229. 5:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  230. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 7:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  233. 9:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  234. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  235. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  242. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. Monday Night
  247. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  248. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  249. Tuesday, August 29
  250. 12:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  251. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 7:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  261. 9:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  262. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  273. 7:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  274. Tuesday Night
  275. 11:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  276. Wednesday, August 30
  277. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 7:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  286. 9:30 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  287. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 4:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  297. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. Wednesday Night
  299. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  300. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  301. Thursday, August 31
  302. 12:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  303. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  304. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  305. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 10"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  306. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  308. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  313. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  314. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  317. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 4:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. Thursday Night
  326. 8:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. Friday, September 1
  329. 2:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  330. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 7:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  339. 9:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  340. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  347. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  352. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  353. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  354. Friday Night
  355. 8:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 11:30 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. Saturday, September 2
  358. 3:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  359. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 7:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  364. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  367. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  368. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  370. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  371. 2:30 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  372. 5:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  373. 7:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  374. Saturday Night
  375. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  376. 11:30 PM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  377. Sunday, September 3
  378. 12:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  379. 1:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  380. 1:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)