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  1. 5:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  5. 11:11 PM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. Today
  7. 12:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  8. 1:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  9. 2:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 3:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  11. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  12. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  13. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  14. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  15. 5:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  16. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  17. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  18. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  19. 9:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  26. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  28. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. Tonight
  34. 8:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  35. 10:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  36. Tomorrow
  37. 12:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  38. 2:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  39. 3:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  40. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 5:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  42. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  43. 6:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  44. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  45. 7:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  46. 9:30 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  47. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  49. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  50. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  52. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. Tomorrow Night
  61. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  62. 10:33 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  63. 11:03 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  64. 11:36 PM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  65. Friday, September 4
  66. 12:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  67. 12:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  68. 1:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  69. 1:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  70. 2:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:40 AM FXM Presents
  72. 3:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  73. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  75. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  76. 5:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  77. 5:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  78. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  79. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  80. 7:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  81. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  85. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  90. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 5:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. Friday Night
  96. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  97. Saturday, September 5
  98. 12:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  99. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  100. 5:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  101. 5:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  102. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  103. 6:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  104. 7:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  105. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  106. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  110. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  112. 11:30 AM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  113. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  114. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  115. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  116. Saturday Night
  117. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. Sunday, September 6
  120. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 1:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 1:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  124. 2:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 2:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  126. 3:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  127. 3:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  128. 4:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 4:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  130. 5:02 AM Paid Programming
  131. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  132. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  134. 7:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  135. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 10:30 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  142. 12:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  143. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  144. 5:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  145. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  146. Sunday Night
  147. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  148. 11:02 PM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  149. Monday, September 7
  150. 12:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  151. 1:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  152. 2:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 2:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 3:05 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  155. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  156. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 4:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  158. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  160. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 7:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  163. 9:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  164. 12:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 1:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 2:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 3:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  168. 4:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  169. 5:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  170. 6:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  171. 7:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  172. Monday Night
  173. 8:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 9:00 PM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 10:00 PM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 11:00 PM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  177. Tuesday, September 8
  178. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  179. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  184. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 7:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  192. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  197. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  202. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  205. Tuesday Night
  206. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  207. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  208. Wednesday, September 9
  209. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  210. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 5:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  216. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 7:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 9:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  219. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  224. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  226. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 6:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  232. Wednesday Night
  233. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  234. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  235. Thursday, September 10
  236. 12:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  238. 3:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  239. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  240. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 7:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  245. 7:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. 9:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  247. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  248. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  249. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  256. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  257. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 5:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  260. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. Thursday Night
  262. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  263. 10:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  265. 11:30 PM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  266. Friday, September 11
  267. 12:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  270. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 4:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  277. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 7:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  281. 9:00 AM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  282. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  284. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  295. Friday Night
  296. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  297. 10:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. Saturday, September 12
  299. 12:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 2:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  302. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 8:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  308. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 9:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  310. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  313. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 12:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  315. 1:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  316. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. Saturday Night
  318. 8:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. Sunday, September 13
  322. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 2:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  327. 3:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  328. 3:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. 4:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 4:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  331. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  338. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  340. 12:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 7:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Sunday Night
  344. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  345. 11:00 PM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  346. Monday, September 14
  347. 12:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  348. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  349. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  351. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  360. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  370. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 6:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  374. Monday Night
  375. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  376. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  377. Tuesday, September 15
  378. 12:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  379. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Pieces"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  380. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 7:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  389. 9:30 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  390. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  395. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  397. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  398. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 4:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13