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  1. 11:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  2. 2:00 AM Miss March
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  6. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  7. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  8. 6:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  9. 7:00 AM Ellen "Horshack's Law"
    • TV-PG
  10. 7:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Freshman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  11. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 9:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  15. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 11:30 AM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  18. 2:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  19. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. Last Night
  21. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  22. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 1:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  28. 1:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 2:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 2:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 3:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  32. 3:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  33. 4:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  34. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 5:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  37. 6:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  38. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  39. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  44. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 10:00 AM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  46. 1:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  47. 4:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  48. 7:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  49. Tonight
  50. 10:00 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  51. 11:10 PM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 12:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  54. 1:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  55. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 3:02 AM Blademasters
  57. 3:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  58. 4:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  59. 4:30 AM Breaking Bald
  60. 5:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  61. 5:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  62. 6:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  63. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  64. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. 9:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  67. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  68. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  69. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  70. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  71. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  80. 10:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  81. Tuesday, August 4
  82. 1:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  83. 3:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  84. 3:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  85. 4:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  86. 4:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  87. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  88. 5:30 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  89. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  90. 6:30 AM The Perfect Yard
  91. 7:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. 9:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  97. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  98. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  99. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  106. Tuesday Night
  107. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  108. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 11:01 PM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  110. Wednesday, August 5
  111. 12:02 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 1:12 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 2:13 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  114. 2:43 AM FXM Presents
  115. 3:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  116. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  117. 4:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  118. 4:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  119. 5:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  120. 5:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  121. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  123. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  124. 9:00 AM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  125. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  128. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  129. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  132. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  134. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  139. Wednesday Night
  140. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. Thursday, August 6
  143. 12:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  145. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  146. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 5:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  149. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  151. 6:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  152. 7:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  153. 7:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 9:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  157. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  158. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  163. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 4:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  166. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. Thursday Night
  168. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 10:32 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  170. 11:02 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 11:34 PM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  172. Friday, August 7
  173. 12:04 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 12:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 1:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  176. 1:38 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  177. 2:08 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 2:38 AM FXM Presents
  179. 3:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  180. 3:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  181. 4:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  182. 4:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  183. 5:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  184. 5:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  185. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  186. 6:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  187. 7:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. 9:00 AM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  189. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  191. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  192. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  198. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. Friday Night
  202. 8:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. Saturday, August 8
  205. 2:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  207. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  212. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 10:30 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  219. 12:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  220. 3:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  221. 6:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  222. Saturday Night
  223. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  224. 11:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. Sunday, August 9
  227. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 1:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  230. 1:32 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  231. 2:02 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  232. 2:33 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  233. 3:03 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  234. 3:35 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  235. 4:05 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  236. 4:36 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  237. 5:06 AM Paid Programming
  238. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  239. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  242. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 11:00 AM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  249. 2:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  250. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  251. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. Sunday Night
  253. 10:00 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  254. 11:30 PM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  255. Monday, August 10
  256. 12:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  257. 1:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  258. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  259. 3:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  260. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 5:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  264. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  268. 9:30 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  269. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  270. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  272. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. Monday Night
  282. 8:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  283. 11:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. Tuesday, August 11
  285. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 7:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  294. 9:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  295. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  298. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  300. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  302. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  304. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  307. Tuesday Night
  308. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  310. 11:00 PM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  311. Wednesday, August 12
  312. 12:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  314. 2:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  316. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  325. 9:30 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  326. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  328. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  332. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. Wednesday Night
  339. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  340. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  341. Thursday, August 13
  342. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Orphans"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  343. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Magical Thinking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  344. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  346. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM An Unfinished Life
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  351. 9:00 AM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  352. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  357. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 5:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  364. 7:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  365. Thursday Night
  366. 10:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 10:30 PM Married "Pimps"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 11:00 PM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 11:30 PM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. Friday, August 14
  371. 12:00 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  372. 12:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  373. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  374. 1:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  375. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  376. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  377. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 7:00 AM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  386. 9:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  387. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  390. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  391. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan's Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  397. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  398. 5:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  399. Friday Night
  400. 8:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  401. 10:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R