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  1. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  2. 3:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  3. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  4. 4:30 AM Bizarre Trick To Relieve Snoring!
  5. 5:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  6. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  7. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  8. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  9. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  13. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  14. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  15. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  16. 10:30 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  17. 1:00 PM Push
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 3:30 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  19. 5:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. Last Night
  21. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  22. 10:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. Today
  24. 1:00 AM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  25. 1:30 AM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  26. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  29. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  31. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  32. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  33. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  34. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  35. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  36. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 8:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  39. 10:00 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  41. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  42. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  43. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  44. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Tennis the Menace"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  45. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Barting Over"
    • TV-PG
  46. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Wife Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  47. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  48. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  49. 7:00 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. Tonight
  51. 9:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 12:00 AM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  54. 12:30 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  55. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  58. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  59. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  60. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  61. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  62. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 5:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  64. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  65. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  66. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  67. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  68. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  69. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  72. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  73. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  74. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  76. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  78. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  79. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  80. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  83. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  84. 3:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  85. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  86. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  88. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. Tomorrow Night
  90. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  91. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  92. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  93. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  94. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  95. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  96. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  97. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Money Caper"
    • TV-PG
  98. Tuesday, May 3
  99. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  100. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  101. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  102. 3:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  103. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  104. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  105. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  106. 5:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  107. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  108. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  110. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  111. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  112. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  116. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  118. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  122. 2:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  123. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  124. Tuesday Night
  125. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  126. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  127. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  128. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  129. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Wedding for Disaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  130. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  131. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  132. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  133. Wednesday, May 4
  134. 12:00 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  135. 12:31 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  136. 1:02 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  137. 1:33 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  138. 2:04 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  139. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  140. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  141. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  143. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  144. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 5:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  146. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  147. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  148. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  149. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  153. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  155. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  157. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  158. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  159. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  160. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  161. Wednesday Night
  162. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  163. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  164. Thursday, May 5
  165. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  167. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  172. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  173. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  175. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  176. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  177. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  179. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  180. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  182. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  184. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  187. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  188. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  189. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  190. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  191. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  192. Thursday Night
  193. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  195. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  196. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  198. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  200. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  201. Friday, May 6
  202. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  203. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  204. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  205. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  206. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  207. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  208. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  211. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  212. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  213. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  214. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  220. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  223. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  224. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  226. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  227. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  230. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  231. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  232. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  233. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  234. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  235. Friday Night
  236. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  237. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  238. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  239. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  240. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  241. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  243. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  244. Saturday, May 7
  245. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  246. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  247. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  248. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  249. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  250. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  251. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  256. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  257. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  258. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  266. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  268. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  269. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  270. Saturday Night
  271. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  272. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  273. Sunday, May 8
  274. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  275. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  276. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  277. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  278. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  281. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  282. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  291. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  293. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  294. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  295. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  296. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  297. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  298. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  299. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  301. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  302. Sunday Night
  303. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  304. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  305. Monday, May 9
  306. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  314. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  321. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  322. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  324. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  327. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  330. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  331. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  332. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  333. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  334. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  335. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  336. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  337. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  338. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  339. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  340. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  341. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  342. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. Monday Night
  344. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  345. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  346. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  347. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  349. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  351. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  352. Tuesday, May 10
  353. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  365. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  366. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  369. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  371. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  372. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  374. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  375. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  376. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  377. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  378. Tuesday Night
  379. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  380. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  381. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  382. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  383. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  384. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  385. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  386. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  387. Wednesday, May 11
  388. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  389. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  390. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  391. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  392. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  404. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  406. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  407. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  408. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  409. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  410. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  411. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  412. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  413. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  414. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  415. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  416. Wednesday Night
  417. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  418. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  419. Thursday, May 12
  420. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  421. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  424. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  425. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  426. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  428. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  429. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  430. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  431. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  432. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  433. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  436. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  437. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  438. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  439. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  441. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  442. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  443. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  444. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  445. Thursday Night
  446. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  447. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  448. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  449. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  450. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  451. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  452. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  453. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  454. Friday, May 13
  455. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  456. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  457. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  458. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  459. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  460. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  461. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  462. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  463. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  464. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  465. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  466. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  467. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  469. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  470. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  471. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  472. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  473. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  474. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  476. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  477. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  478. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  479. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  480. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  481. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  482. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  483. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in the Curse of the Flying Hellfish"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  484. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  485. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Last Temptation of Krusty"
    • TV-PG
  486. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  487. Friday Night
  488. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  489. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  490. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  491. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Diggs"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  492. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Covercraft"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  493. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Blazed and Confused"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  494. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  495. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ziff Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  496. Saturday, May 14
  497. 12:00 AM Archer "Midnight Ron"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  498. 12:30 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  499. 1:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  500. 1:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  501. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  502. 2:30 AM Paid Programming