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  1. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  2. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  3. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  6. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  13. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  15. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  19. 4:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  21. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  22. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  23. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  29. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  30. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  31. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  32. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  33. Today
  34. 12:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  35. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  36. 2:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  37. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  38. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  39. 4:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  40. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  41. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  42. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  43. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  44. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  45. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  46. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  49. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  51. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  52. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  55. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. Tonight
  57. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  58. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  59. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  60. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  61. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  62. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  63. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  64. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  65. Tomorrow
  66. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  67. 12:31 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  68. 1:02 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  69. 1:33 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  70. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  71. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  72. 3:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  73. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  75. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  76. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  77. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  78. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  80. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  81. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  82. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  84. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  85. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  86. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  87. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  88. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  89. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  91. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  93. Tomorrow Night
  94. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  95. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  96. 10:34 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  97. 11:07 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  98. Thursday, September 1
  99. 1:06 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  100. 1:39 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  101. 2:08 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. 2:37 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  103. 3:06 AM Paid Programming
  104. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  105. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  106. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  107. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  108. 5:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  109. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  110. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  111. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  112. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  113. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  116. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  118. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  119. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  120. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  121. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  123. Thursday Night
  124. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  125. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  126. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  127. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  128. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  129. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  130. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  131. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  132. Friday, September 2
  133. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  134. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  135. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  136. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  137. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  145. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  146. 6:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  147. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  149. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  151. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  152. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  153. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  154. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  155. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  156. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  158. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  159. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  160. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  161. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  164. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  165. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  167. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  168. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  169. Friday Night
  170. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  171. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  172. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  173. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  175. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  176. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  177. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  178. Saturday, September 3
  179. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  180. 12:31 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  181. 1:02 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  182. 1:33 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  183. 2:04 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  184. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  185. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 3:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  187. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  188. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  189. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  190. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  192. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  193. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  196. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  198. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  199. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  200. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  201. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. Saturday Night
  203. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  204. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  205. Sunday, September 4
  206. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  214. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  219. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  222. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  223. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  225. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  226. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  227. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  228. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  229. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  230. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  231. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  232. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  233. Sunday Night
  234. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  235. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  236. Monday, September 5
  237. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  242. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  248. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  249. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  250. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  251. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  252. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  253. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  254. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  255. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  256. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  257. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  258. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  260. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  261. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  262. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  263. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  264. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  265. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  266. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  267. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  268. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  269. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  270. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  272. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  273. Monday Night
  274. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  275. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  276. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  277. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  278. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  279. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  280. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  281. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. Tuesday, September 6
  283. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  284. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  285. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  286. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  287. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  298. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  299. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  300. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  301. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  302. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  303. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  304. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  305. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  306. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  310. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  311. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  312. Tuesday Night
  313. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  314. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  315. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  316. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  317. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  318. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  319. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  320. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  321. Wednesday, September 7
  322. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  323. 12:30 AM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  324. 1:00 AM Archer "Nellis"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 1:30 AM Archer "The Kanes"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  326. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  337. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  338. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sleep Training"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  341. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Everybody Flirts ... Sometimes"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Monitor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Vote for This Episode"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  344. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Born & Raised"
    • TV-14  (D)
  345. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Rangers"
    • TV-PG
  346. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Meet 'n' Greet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  347. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  348. 2:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  349. 5:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  350. 7:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. Wednesday Night
  352. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • NEW
  353. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  354. 11:00 PM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  355. 11:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  356. Thursday, September 8
  357. 2:00 AM You're the Worst "Fix Me, Dummy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  358. 2:30 AM Archer "Pocket Listing"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  359. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Instant Karma"
    • TV-PG
  368. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Tape"
    • TV-PG
  369. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Prodigy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  372. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Sabrina Has Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  373. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Kidnapped"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  374. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent, Baby! Henderson, Nevada-Adjacent!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "End of the World"
    • TV-14  (L)
  376. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Treaty"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  377. 12:00 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  378. 3:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  379. 5:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  380. Thursday Night
  381. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  382. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Great"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  385. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Frying Game"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  386. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "All's Fair in Oven War"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  387. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  388. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Coming to Homerica"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  389. Friday, September 9
  390. 12:00 AM Archer "Reignition Sequence"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. 12:30 AM Archer "Achub y Morfilod"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  392. 1:00 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  393. 1:30 AM Archer "Drastic Voyage: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  394. 2:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  395. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Love Letters"
    • TV-PG
  402. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Last Scampi"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Killer Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  406. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy and the Kid"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  407. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt's Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  408. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Bro-gurt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  409. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "The Men of New Natesville"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  410. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "It's a Hopeful Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  411. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Mrs. Smartypants"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Gambling Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  413. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Smallest Park"
    • TV-PG
  414. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Trial of Leslie Knope"
    • TV-PG
  415. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Citizen Knope"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  416. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Comeback Kid"
    • TV-PG
  417. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Campaign Ad"
    • TV-14
  418. 3:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  419. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Sells His Soul"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  420. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Trouble With Trillions"
    • TV-PG
  421. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Viva Ned Flanders"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  422. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Saddlesore Galactica"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  423. Friday Night
  424. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  425. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Book Job"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  426. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "A Tree Grows in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  427. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "What to Expect When Bart's Expecting"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  428. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Bull-E"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  429. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  430. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Three Gays of the Condo"
    • TV-14  (D)
  431. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The President Wore Pearls"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  432. Saturday, September 10
  433. 12:00 AM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  434. 12:30 AM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  435. 1:00 AM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  436. 1:30 AM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  437. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  448. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Tarot Cards"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  450. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Jimmy's Fake Girlfriend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  451. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sheer Madness"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  452. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Single White Female Role Model"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  453. 10:00 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  454. 12:30 PM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  455. 3:00 PM Takers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  456. 5:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  457. Saturday Night
  458. 8:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  459. Sunday, September 11
  460. 12:00 AM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  461. 12:30 AM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  462. 1:00 AM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  463. 1:30 AM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  464. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  465. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  466. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  467. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  468. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  469. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  470. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 7:00 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  475. 9:30 AM Takers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  476. 12:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  477. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  478. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Alone"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  479. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Black Widower"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  480. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  481. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "A Fish Called Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  482. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "There's Something About Marrying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  483. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore"
    • TV-PG
  484. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Regarding Margie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  485. Sunday Night
  486. 8:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  487. 10:30 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  488. Monday, September 12
  489. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  490. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  491. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  492. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  493. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  494. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  495. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  496. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  497. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  498. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  499. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  500. 6:30 AM Paid Programming