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  1. 11:00 PM Bellator MMA Live
    • NEW
  2. Today
  3. 1:15 AM Bellator Kickboxing
  4. 3:15 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  5. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  6. 4:00 AM Cops "The Young and the Reckless"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 4:30 AM Cops "Fighting to Lose"
    • TV-PG
  8. 5:00 AM Cops "Nowhere to Hide"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  9. 5:30 AM Cops "Four Felonies and a Flat Tire"
    • TV-PG
  10. 6:00 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  11. 6:30 AM Cops "Bad Girls 4 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  12. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  13. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  14. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  15. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  16. 9:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  17. 9:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  18. 10:00 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  19. 10:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  20. 11:00 AM Get on track with Cue
  21. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  22. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "Commando Drivetrain"
    • TV-PG
  23. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Next Gen Nova"
    • TV-PG
  24. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "SuperMax Stage 2 Final Mods"
    • TV-PG
  25. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: The Supercharged Plumber"
    • TV-PG
  26. 2:00 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 4:00 PM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  28. 7:00 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  29. Tonight
  30. 9:30 PM Taken
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 11:30 PM Training Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  32. Tomorrow
  33. 2:00 AM The Lincoln Lawyer
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  34. 5:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls Mardi Gras Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 6:00 AM Cops "Portland, OR; Maricopa County, AZ; San Bernardino, CA: Rescue 2: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  37. 6:30 AM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  38. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  39. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  40. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  41. 8:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  42. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  43. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  44. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  45. 10:30 AM Best Holiday Gift of 2017
  46. 11:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  47. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  48. 12:00 PM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  49. 12:30 PM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  50. 1:00 PM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 1:30 PM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  52. 2:00 PM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  53. 2:30 PM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  54. 3:00 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  55. 3:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  56. 4:00 PM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  57. 4:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  58. 5:00 PM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  59. 5:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  60. 6:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  61. 6:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 7:00 PM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  63. 7:30 PM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. Tomorrow Night
  65. 8:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 8:30 PM Cops "Atlanta, Chattanooga, Des Moines: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  67. 9:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  68. 9:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  69. 10:00 PM Cops "Lakewood, WA; Little Rock, AR; Fort Worth, TX: Resisting Arrest 2: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  70. 10:30 PM Cops "Anger Management"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  71. 11:00 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  72. 11:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  73. Tuesday, December 12
  74. 12:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  75. 12:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville: AMW Crossover Follow-Up"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  76. 1:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Santa Ana, CA; Las Vegas, NV: High Times: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  77. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  78. 2:00 AM Cops "Spokane, WA; Portland, OR; Wichita, KS: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  79. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  80. 3:00 AM Cops "Nothing to See Here"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  81. 3:30 AM Cops "Not My Text Messages"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  82. 4:00 AM Cops "Brotherly Love"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  83. 4:30 AM Cops "I'll Raise My Voice Right Back!"
    • TV-PG
  84. 5:00 AM Cops "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 5:30 AM Cops "Pistol Packin' Families"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  86. 6:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  87. 6:30 AM Cops "Ho! Ho! Ho! No. 10"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  88. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  89. 7:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  90. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  91. 8:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  92. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  93. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  94. 10:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  95. 10:30 AM Busted and Caught on Tape!
  96. 11:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  97. 11:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  98. 12:00 PM Bar Rescue "Desi, You Got Some 'Splainin' To Do"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 1:00 PM Bar Rescue "How to Train Your Goldfish"
    • TV-PG
  100. 2:00 PM Bar Rescue "Ice, Mice, Baby"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  101. 3:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Viva Las Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  102. 4:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Bigger'n Dallas"
    • TV-14  (L)
  103. 5:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in Hotlanta"
    • TV-14  (L)
  104. 6:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Moons Over Miami"
    • TV-14  (L)
  105. 7:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Smells Like Seattle Spirit"
    • TV-14  (L)
  106. Tuesday Night
  107. 8:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Golden Gate Angels"
    • TV-14  (L)
  108. 9:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Steel City Showdown"
    • TV-14  (L)
  109. 10:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Keep Austin Inked"
    • TV-14  (L)
  110. 11:00 PM Ink Master: Angels "Music City Ink"
    • TV-14  (L)
  111. Wednesday, December 13
  112. 12:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels in the Big Easy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  113. 1:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  114. 2:00 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Gus Scratches Back"
    • TV-14
  115. 2:30 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Mermaids, Goblins and Snakes Oh My!"
    • TV-14
  116. 3:00 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Broke and Branded"
    • TV-14
  117. 3:30 AM Tattoo Nightmares "Cops and Rockers"
    • TV-14
  118. 4:00 AM Ink Master: Angels "Angels of the Inner Harbor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  119. 5:00 AM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  120. 5:30 AM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  121. 6:00 AM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 6:30 AM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  123. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  124. 7:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  125. 8:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  126. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  128. 9:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  129. 10:00 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  130. 10:30 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  131. 11:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  132. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  133. 12:00 PM Cops "New Jersey"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  134. 12:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  135. 1:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  136. 1:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  137. 2:00 PM Cops "Arizona"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 2:30 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  139. 3:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  140. 3:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 4:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  142. 4:30 PM Cops "Nashville, Tennessee"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  143. 5:00 PM Cops "Albuquerque, New Mexico"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  144. 5:30 PM Cops "Bad Girls 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  145. 6:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 6:30 PM Cops "Jacksonville"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  147. 7:00 PM Cops "Bible Buddies"
    • TV-PG
  148. 7:30 PM Cops "Mohawked Cleaning Service"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  149. Wednesday Night
  150. 8:00 PM Cops "Bail Me Out, Boss"
    • TV-PG
  151. 8:30 PM Cops "Second Time Around"
    • TV-PG
  152. 9:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  153. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  154. 10:00 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  155. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  156. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  157. 11:30 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  158. Thursday, December 14
  159. 12:00 AM The Day After Tomorrow
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  160. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  161. 5:30 AM Cops "Passaic County, NJ: Jersey Cop: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  162. 6:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  163. 6:30 AM Cops "Las Vegas, NV; Little Rock, AR; Las Vegas, NV: Bizarre Calls: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  164. 7:00 AM New Larry King Special Report: Is Your Credit In Crisis?
  165. 7:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  166. 8:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  167. 8:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  168. 9:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  169. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  170. 10:00 AM What Does Your Poop Say About You?
  171. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 11:00 AM Battling Balding
  173. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  174. 12:00 PM Bar Rescue "Bare Rescue"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  175. 1:00 PM Bar Rescue "Momster's Ball"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  176. 2:00 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  177. 4:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  178. 6:30 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  179. Thursday Night
  180. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  181. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  182. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  183. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  184. 11:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  185. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler in a Box"
    • TV-PG
  186. Friday, December 15
  187. 12:00 AM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  188. 2:30 AM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 5:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  190. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  191. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  192. 6:30 AM Cops "Riverside County, CA; Riverside County, CA; Homestead, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. 7:00 AM Yoga Retreat!
  194. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  196. 8:30 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  197. 9:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  198. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 10:00 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  200. 10:30 AM Get on track with Cue
  201. 11:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  202. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  204. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad"
    • TV-PG
  205. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  206. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  207. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  208. 2:30 PM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  209. 3:00 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  210. 3:30 PM M*A*S*H "Alcoholics Unanimous"
    • TV-PG
  211. 4:00 PM M*A*S*H "Adam's Ribs"
    • TV-PG
  212. 4:30 PM M*A*S*H "Abyssinia, Henry"
    • TV-PG
  213. 5:00 PM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  214. 5:30 PM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  215. 6:00 PM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  216. 6:30 PM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  217. 7:00 PM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  218. 7:30 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  219. Friday Night
  220. 8:00 PM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Forsyth County, NC; Riverside County, CA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  221. 8:30 PM Cops "What Were They Thinking?"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  222. 9:00 PM Cops "Police Pullovers Special Edition No. 4"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  223. 9:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  224. 10:00 PM Cops "Passaic County, NJ; Albuquerque, NM; Wichita, KS: Stupid Criminals: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  225. 10:30 PM Cops "Sturgis Bike Rally Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  226. 11:00 PM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  227. 11:30 PM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  228. Saturday, December 16
  229. 12:00 AM Bellator MMA Live
    • NEW
  230. 2:15 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  231. 2:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. 3:00 AM Cops "Fort Worth, TX; Las Vegas, NV; Pierce County, WA: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  233. 3:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  234. 4:00 AM Cops "Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  235. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  236. 5:00 AM Cops "Shaking Like a Paint Mixer"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  237. 5:30 AM Cops "Mother Knows Best"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  238. 6:00 AM Cops "Face the Music"
    • TV-PG
  239. 6:30 AM Cops "Carjacked Up"
    • TV-PG
  240. 7:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  241. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  242. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  247. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 11:00 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  249. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 12:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. Saturday Night
  262. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 11:00 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. Sunday, December 17
  270. 2:00 AM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  271. 4:30 AM Cops "High Crimes"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  272. 5:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  273. 5:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  274. 6:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  275. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  276. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 8:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  280. 9:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  281. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  283. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 12:00 PM Xtreme Off Road "Moab Madness"
    • TV-PG
  287. 12:30 PM Engine Power "Engine Power Space Race"
    • TV-PG
  288. 1:00 PM Truck Tech "Klassy K5 Axle Rebuild"
    • TV-PG
  289. 1:30 PM Detroit Muscle "Barn Find Chevelle: Fuel System and Exhaust"
    • TV-PG
  290. 2:00 PM Draft Day
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  291. 4:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  292. Sunday Night
  293. 8:00 PM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  294. 11:30 PM Forrest Gump
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  295. Monday, December 18
  296. 3:00 AM The Shawshank Redemption
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  297. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  298. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  299. 7:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  300. 8:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  301. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  303. 9:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  304. 10:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  305. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 11:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  307. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "To Market, to Market"
    • TV-PG
  309. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Requiem for a Lightweight"
    • TV-PG
  310. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Chief Surgeon Who?"
    • TV-PG
  311. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Moose"
    • TV-PG
  312. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Yankee Doodle Doctor"
    • TV-PG
  313. 2:30 PM Kill Bill: Vol. 1
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  314. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. Monday Night
  321. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  324. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  325. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  326. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  327. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  328. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  329. Tuesday, December 19
  330. 12:00 AM Cops "Guns No.1 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  331. 12:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  332. 1:00 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  333. 1:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  334. 2:00 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  335. 2:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Maui County, HI; Maricopa County, AZ: Hide 'n Seek: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  336. 3:00 AM Cops "Pierce County, WA; Covington, KY; Cincinnati, OH: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  337. 3:30 AM Cops "Houston, Texas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  338. 4:00 AM Cops "Rescues Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  339. 4:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  340. 5:00 AM Cops "Fresno, CA; Las Vegas, NV; Fresno, CA: Caught in the Act: Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  341. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 5 Special Edition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  343. 6:30 AM Cops "Seattle/Tacoma"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  344. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:30 AM Try 3 Week Yoga Retreat Now!
  346. 8:00 AM Medical Discoveries: Joint, Heart, Mind & Mood
  347. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  349. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Bananas, Crackers and Nuts"
    • TV-PG
  355. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Cowboy"
    • TV-PG
  356. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry, Please Come Home"
    • TV-PG
  357. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "I Hate a Mystery"
    • TV-PG
  358. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Germ Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  359. 2:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. Tuesday Night
  367. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 11:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 11:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. Wednesday, December 20
  376. 12:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 12:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 1:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 3:00 AM I Am Sam Kinison
    • TV-MA  (L)
  380. 5:00 AM I Am Chris Farley
    • TV-14  (L)
    • NR
  381. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  382. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  392. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  393. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  394. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  395. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  396. 2:30 PM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  397. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. Wednesday Night
  403. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  405. 9:00 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  406. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  407. 10:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  408. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  409. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  410. 11:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  411. Thursday, December 21
  412. 12:00 AM Road House
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  413. 3:00 AM The Italian Job
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  414. 5:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  415. 6:00 AM Cops "Bad Girls 11"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  416. 6:30 AM Cops
    • TV-PG  (L)
  417. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  418. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  419. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  420. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  421. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  422. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  423. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  424. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  425. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  426. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  427. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  428. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  429. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  430. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  431. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  432. 2:30 PM Superman
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  433. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  434. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  435. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. Thursday Night
  438. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  439. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  440. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Dad"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  441. 9:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Quits"
    • TV-PG
  442. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Girl From Poughkeepsie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  443. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Holiday Armadillo"
    • TV-PG
  444. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With the Creepy Holiday Card"
    • TV-PG
  445. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Christmas in Tulsa"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  446. Friday, December 22
  447. 12:00 AM Saving Private Ryan
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  448. 4:00 AM Rambo: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  449. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Albuquerque, NM; Palm Beach, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  450. 6:30 AM Cops "Jacksonville, FL; Palm Beach County, FL; Albuquerque, NM: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  451. 7:00 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  452. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  453. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  454. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  455. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  456. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  457. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  458. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  459. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  460. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  461. 12:00 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  462. 12:30 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  463. 1:00 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  464. 1:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  465. 2:00 PM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  466. 2:30 PM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  467. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  468. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  469. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  470. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  471. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  472. Friday Night
  473. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  474. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  475. 9:00 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  476. 9:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  477. 10:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  478. 10:30 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  479. 11:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  480. 11:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
  481. Saturday, December 23
  482. 12:00 AM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  483. 3:00 AM Love Actually
    • TV-14  (D)
    • R
  484. 6:00 AM Cops "Tampa, FL; Chattanooga, TN; Tampa, FL: Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  485. 6:30 AM Cops "Coast to Coast"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  486. 7:00 AM Knife Show/Cutlery Corner
  487. 7:30 AM Sex Toys - 50 Percent OFF!
  488. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  489. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  491. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  492. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  493. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  494. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  495. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  496. 12:00 PM Pretty Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  497. 3:00 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • NR
  498. 6:00 PM The Hangover
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  499. Saturday Night
  500. 8:30 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13