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  1. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
  2. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
  3. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
  4. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Furious George"
  5. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "B.M.O.C."
  6. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Jesus Walks"
  7. 4:00 PM American Dad "I Can't Stan You"
  8. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Magnificent Steven"
  9. 5:00 PM American Dad "Joint Custody"
  10. 5:30 PM American Dad "Vacation Goo"
  11. 6:00 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
  12. 6:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
  13. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
  14. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
  17. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
  18. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
  19. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
  20. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
  21. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
  22. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Peterotica"
  23. 11:30 PM Family Guy "And the Wiener Is ..."
  24. Today
  25. 12:00 AM Family Guy "Death Lives"
  26. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
  27. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
  28. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
  29. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
  30. 3:00 AM The Office "Broke"
  31. 3:30 AM Conan
  32. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Keeping Me Alive"
  33. 5:00 AM Bad Boys II
    • R
  34. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  35. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Home Stretch"
  36. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Uh-Oh It's Magic"
  37. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
  38. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
  39. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
  40. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
  41. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
  42. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
  43. 1:00 PM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
  44. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
  45. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
  46. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
  47. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
  48. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
  49. 4:00 PM American Dad "Meter Made"
  50. 4:30 PM American Dad "Dope & Faith"
  51. 5:00 PM American Dad "Big Trouble in Little Langley"
  52. 5:30 PM American Dad "Haylias"
  53. 6:00 PM New Girl "Secrets"
  54. 6:30 PM New Girl "Normal"
  55. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
  56. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
  57. Tonight
  58. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
  59. 8:30 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
  60. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fusilli Jerry"
  61. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Diplomats Club"
  62. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Understudy"
  63. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Face Painter"
  64. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Lethal Weapons"
  65. 11:30 PM Family Guy "The Kiss Seen 'Round the World"
  66. Tomorrow
  67. 12:00 AM Due Date
    • R
  68. 2:00 AM Yes Man
    • PG-13
  69. 4:00 AM Duplex
    • PG-13
  70. 6:00 AM Cop Out
    • R
  71. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  72. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
  73. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
  74. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
  75. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "Highlights of a Hundred"
  76. 11:00 AM Cop Out
    • R
  77. 1:00 PM Duplex
    • PG-13
  78. 3:00 PM Yes Man
    • PG-13
  79. 5:00 PM Due Date
    • R
  80. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
  81. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
  84. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
  85. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Note"
  86. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Dog"
  87. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Library"
  88. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cafe"
  89. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
  90. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
  91. Sunday, August 30
  92. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
  93. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
  94. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
  95. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
  96. 2:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Screaming Producer"
    • NEW
  97. 3:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Screaming Producer"
  98. 4:00 AM Cougar Town "You Don't Know How It Feels"
  99. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Fooled Again (I Don't Like It)"
  100. 5:00 AM Mr. 3000
    • PG-13
  101. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  102. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
  103. 8:30 AM The Office "Casual Friday"
  104. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
  105. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
  106. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Tape"
  107. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Nose Job"
  108. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Alternate Side"
  109. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
  110. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
  111. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
  112. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Boston Red Sox at New York Mets"
    • LIVE
  113. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
  114. 4:30 PM My Baby's Daddy
    • PG-13
  115. 6:15 PM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • PG-13
  116. Sunday Night
  117. 8:45 PM Meet the Browns
    • PG-13
  118. 11:00 PM Why Did I Get Married?
    • PG-13
  119. Monday, August 31
  120. 1:30 AM Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too?
    • PG-13
  121. 4:00 AM Our Family Wedding
    • PG-13
  122. 6:00 AM My Baby's Daddy
    • PG-13
  123. 7:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  124. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  125. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Singing and Dancing"
  126. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff Day"
  127. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
  128. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
  129. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
  130. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
  131. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
  132. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
  133. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
  134. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Silent Mite"
  135. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
  136. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
  137. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
  138. 3:30 PM American Dad "42-Year-Old Virgin"
  139. 4:00 PM American Dad "Surro-Gate"
  140. 4:30 PM American Dad "Most Adequate Christmas Ever"
  141. 5:00 PM American Dad "Frannie 911"
  142. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mr. Saturday Knight"
  143. 6:00 PM New Girl "Kids"
  144. 6:30 PM New Girl "Tomatoes"
  145. 7:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
  146. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
  147. Monday Night
  148. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
  149. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
  150. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
  151. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Suicide"
  152. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Subway"
  153. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pez Dispenser"
  154. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Fish Out of Water"
  155. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Emission Impossible"
  156. Tuesday, September 1
  157. 12:00 AM American Dad "Stan's Night Out"
  158. 12:30 AM American Dad "In Country... Club"
  159. 1:00 AM Family Guy "To Love and Die in Dixie"
  160. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Screwed the Pooch"
  161. 2:00 AM Conan
  162. 3:00 AM The Office "Cafe Disco"
  163. 3:30 AM Conan
  164. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Little Girl Blues"
  165. 5:00 AM Young Guns
    • R
  166. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  167. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
  168. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
  169. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Zygote"
  170. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Anniversary Chicken"
  171. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
  172. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
  173. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
  174. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
  175. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
  176. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
  177. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
  178. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
  179. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
  180. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
  181. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
  182. 3:30 PM American Dad "Tearjerker"
  183. 4:00 PM American Dad "Oedipal Panties"
  184. 4:30 PM American Dad "Widowmaker"
  185. 5:00 PM American Dad "Red October Sky"
  186. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter Griffin: Husband, Father ... Brother?"
  187. 6:00 PM New Girl "Backslide"
  188. 6:30 PM New Girl "See Ya"
  189. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
  190. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
  191. Tuesday Night
  192. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
  193. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
  194. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
  195. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
  196. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
  197. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Limo"
  198. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
  199. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
  200. Wednesday, September 2
  201. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
  202. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
  203. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
  204. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cornhusker Vortex"
  205. 2:00 AM Conan
  206. 3:00 AM The Office "Company Picnic"
  207. 3:30 AM Conan
  208. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "When the Time Comes"
  209. 5:00 AM Angels in the Outfield
    • PG
  210. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  211. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  212. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Set Up"
  213. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Beating the System"
  214. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
  215. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
  216. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
  217. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
  218. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
  219. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
  220. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
  221. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
  222. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Black List"
  223. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
  224. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
  225. 3:30 PM American Dad "Office Spaceman"
  226. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold"
  227. 4:30 PM American Dad "Spring Breakup"
  228. 5:00 PM American Dad "1600 Candles"
  229. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Ready, Willing and Disabled"
  230. 6:00 PM New Girl "Re-Launch"
  231. 6:30 PM New Girl "Katie"
  232. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
  233. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
  234. Wednesday Night
  235. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
  236. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
  237. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
  238. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Letter"
  239. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
  240. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Keys"
  241. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Guitarist Amplification"
  242. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Adhesive Duck Deficiency"
  243. Thursday, September 3
  244. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vengeance Formulation"
  245. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gorilla Experiment"
  246. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Congruence"
  247. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Psychic Vortex"
  248. 2:00 AM Conan
  249. 3:00 AM The Office "Gossip"
  250. 3:30 AM Conan
  251. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "The Same Old You"
  252. 5:00 AM Miracle
    • PG
  253. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  254. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
  255. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Jeff Photo"
  256. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Double Down"
  257. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
  258. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
  259. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
  260. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
  261. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
  262. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
  263. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
  264. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
  265. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
  266. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
  267. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
  268. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
  269. 4:00 PM American Dad "The One That Got Away"
  270. 4:30 PM American Dad "One Little Word"
  271. 5:00 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
  272. 5:30 PM American Dad "Escape From Pearl Bailey"
  273. 6:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
  274. 6:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
  275. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
  276. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
  277. Thursday Night
  278. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
  279. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
  280. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
  281. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
  282. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
  283. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Watch"
  284. 11:00 PM Family Guy "A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas"
  285. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Brian Wallows and Peter Swallows"
  286. Friday, September 4
  287. 12:00 AM Family Guy "From Method to Madness"
  288. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bozeman Reaction"
  289. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Einstein Approximation"
  290. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Large Hadron Collision"
  291. 2:00 AM Conan
  292. 3:00 AM The Office "The Meeting"
  293. 3:30 AM Conan
  294. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "No Reason to Cry"
  295. 5:00 AM Invincible
    • PG
  296. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  297. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  298. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Power Couple"
  299. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Last of the Red Hat Lovers"
  300. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
  301. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
  302. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
  303. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
  304. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
  305. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
  306. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
  307. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Like Hell"
  308. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Consummate Professional"
  309. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Pole Lox"
  310. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
  311. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
  312. 4:00 PM American Dad "Pulling Double Booty"
  313. 4:30 PM American Dad "Phantom of the Telethon"
  314. 5:00 PM American Dad "Chimdale"
  315. 5:30 PM American Dad "Stan Time"
  316. 6:00 PM New Girl "Models"
  317. 6:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
  318. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
  319. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
  320. Friday Night
  321. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
  322. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
  323. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
  324. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
  325. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opera"
  326. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
  327. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Stuck Together, Torn Apart"
  328. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Europe"
  329. Saturday, September 5
  330. 12:00 AM Men in Black II
    • PG-13
  331. 1:45 AM Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
    • PG-13
  332. 4:30 AM Mr. Deeds
    • PG-13
  333. 6:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  334. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  335. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
  336. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
  337. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
  338. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
  339. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pick"
  340. 11:00 AM The Pacifier
    • PG
  341. 1:00 PM Drillbit Taylor
    • PG-13
  342. 3:15 PM Men in Black II
    • PG-13
  343. 5:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • PG-13
  344. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
  345. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
  346. Saturday Night
  347. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
  348. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Lesbian Wedding"
  349. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Visa"
  350. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Outing"
  351. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
  352. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
  353. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Excelsior Acquisition"
  354. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Precious Fragmentation"
  355. Sunday, September 6
  356. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pants Alternative"
  357. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence"
  358. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spaghetti Catalyst"
  359. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Plimpton Stimulation"
  360. 2:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
    • NEW
  361. 3:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Image Is Everything"
  362. 4:00 AM Cougar Town "A Thing About You"
  363. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Lost Children"
  364. 5:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • PG-13
  365. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  366. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
  367. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
  368. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
  369. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Handicap Spot"
  370. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Junior Mint"
  371. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Smelly Car"
  372. 11:30 AM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
  373. 12:00 PM Friends "The One After the Super Bowl"
  374. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With the Prom Video"
  375. 1:00 PM MLB Baseball "Tampa Bay Rays at New York Yankees"
    • LIVE
  376. 4:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "How They Met"
  377. 4:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Boob Job"
  378. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know"
  379. 5:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • PG-13
  380. Sunday Night
  381. 8:00 PM Catch Me if You Can
    • PG-13
  382. 11:00 PM Now You See Me
    • PG-13
  383. Monday, September 7
  384. 1:30 AM Now You See Me
    • PG-13
  385. 4:00 AM Catch Me if You Can
    • PG-13
  386. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  387. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
  388. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
  389. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Dirty Talk"
  390. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Bros Before Nodes"
  391. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
  392. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
  393. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
  394. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
  395. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
  396. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
  397. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Sandwiched Out"
  398. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Shear Torture"
  399. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Inn Escapable"
  400. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Fresh Brood"
  401. 3:00 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
  402. 3:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth"
  403. 4:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
  404. 4:30 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
  405. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
  406. 5:30 PM Friends "The One After ``I Do''"
  407. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birthing Video"
  408. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Baby Shower"
  409. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
  410. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Has a Baby"
  411. Monday Night
  412. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
  413. 8:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
  414. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
  415. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pilot"
  416. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mango"
  417. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Glasses"
  418. 11:00 PM Family Guy "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein"
  419. 11:30 PM Family Guy "North by North Quahog"
  420. Tuesday, September 8
  421. 12:00 AM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
  422. 12:30 AM American Dad "CIAPOW"
  423. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Fast Times at Buddy Cianci High"
  424. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Blind Ambition"
  425. 2:00 AM Conan
  426. 3:00 AM The Office "The Promotion"
  427. 3:30 AM Conan
  428. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Cry to Me"
  429. 5:00 AM Mamma Mia!
    • PG-13
  430. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  431. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
  432. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
  433. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Audrey Is Dumb"
  434. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Nature Calls"
  435. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
  436. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
  437. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
  438. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
  439. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
  440. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
  441. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "G'Night, Stalker"
  442. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Move Doubt"
  443. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Gambling N'Diction"
  444. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Apartment Complex"
  445. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
  446. 3:30 PM American Dad "Family Affair"
  447. 4:00 PM American Dad "Live and Let Fry"
  448. 4:30 PM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
  449. 5:00 PM American Dad "Jack's Back"
  450. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Family Guy Viewer Mail No. 1"
  451. 6:00 PM New Girl "Menzies"
  452. 6:30 PM New Girl "Parents"
  453. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Old Yeller Dies"
  454. 7:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
  455. Tuesday Night
  456. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Kissing"
  457. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Hundredth"
  458. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Puffy Shirt"
  459. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Sniffing Accountant"
  460. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bris"
  461. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Lip Reader"
  462. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
  463. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
  464. Wednesday, September 9
  465. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
  466. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
  467. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
  468. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
  469. 2:00 AM Conan
  470. 3:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
  471. 3:30 AM Conan
  472. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Walls"
  473. 5:00 AM It's Complicated
    • R
  474. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  475. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
  476. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Shy Dial"
  477. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Cheating"
  478. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
  479. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
  480. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
  481. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
  482. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
  483. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Al ... With Kelly"
  484. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Raygin' Bulls"
  485. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Knee Jerk"
  486. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Baker's Doesn't"
  487. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Present Tense"
  488. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
  489. 3:30 PM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
  490. 4:00 PM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
  491. 4:30 PM American Dad "DeLorean Story-An"
  492. 5:00 PM American Dad "Every Which Way But Lose"
  493. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Don't Make Me Over"
  494. 6:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
  495. 6:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
  496. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS"
  497. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Kips"
  498. Wednesday Night
  499. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Yeti"
  500. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Moves In"
  501. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Barber"
  502. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Non-Fat Yogurt"
  503. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Masseuse"
  504. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
  505. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
  506. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
  507. Thursday, September 10
  508. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
  509. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
  510. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
  511. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
  512. 2:00 AM Conan
  513. 3:00 AM The Office "Niagara"
  514. 3:30 AM Conan
  515. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Baby's a Rock 'N' Roller"
  516. 5:00 AM Going the Distance
    • R
  517. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  518. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
  519. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Chair"
  520. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Scavenger Hunt"
  521. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "We'll Follow the Sun"
  522. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
  523. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
  524. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
  525. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
  526. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"