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  1. 8:00 PM NBA Tip-Off
  2. 8:20 PM 2017 NBA All-Star Game "Eastern Conference vs. Western Conference"
    • LIVE
  3. 11:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  4. 11:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  5. Today
  6. 12:00 AM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  7. 12:30 AM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  8. 1:00 AM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  9. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 2:00 AM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  11. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  12. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  13. 3:30 AM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  14. 4:00 AM The A-Team
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 6:30 AM Seinfeld "The Boyfriend"
    • TV-PG
  16. 7:00 AM New Girl "See Ya"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 7:30 AM New Girl "Re-Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 8:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  19. 8:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  20. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Breaking Up Is Easy to Do"
    • TV-PG
  21. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Birthday Boy Toy"
    • TV-PG
  22. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Damn Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  23. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Chicago Shoe Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  24. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  25. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Thanks, Man"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  26. 12:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 3:00 PM Transformers
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 6:00 PM The Detour "The Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  29. 6:30 PM The Detour "The Hotel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  30. 7:00 PM The Detour "The Tank"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  31. 7:30 PM The Detour "The Restaurant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. Tonight
  33. 8:00 PM The Detour "The B & B"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  34. 8:30 PM The Detour "The Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 9:00 PM The Detour "The Road"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  36. 9:30 PM The Detour "The Drop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  37. 10:00 PM The Detour "The Track"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  38. 10:30 PM The Detour "The Beach"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  39. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Underage Peter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  40. 11:30 PM American Dad "Gifted Me Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. Tomorrow
  42. 12:00 AM American Dad "Next of Pin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  43. 12:30 AM Family Guy "The Heartbreak Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Take a Letter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 1:30 AM Family Guy "The New Adventures of Old Tom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 2:00 AM Conan "Norm Macdonald; Keke Palmer; ZZ Top"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Kilt Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 3:30 AM Conan "Norm Macdonald; Keke Palmer; ZZ Top"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  49. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Pony Remark"
    • TV-PG
  50. 5:00 AM Eraser
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  51. 7:30 AM New Girl "Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Lez Be Friends"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperate Half Hour"
    • TV-PG
  54. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "How to Marry a Moron"
    • TV-PG
  55. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  56. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Thinergy"
    • TV-PG
  57. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Sixteen Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  58. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "But I Didn't Shoot the Deputy"
    • TV-PG
  59. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Have You Driven a Ford Lately?"
    • TV-PG
  60. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  61. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  62. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  64. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  65. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  66. 3:00 PM American Dad "Standard Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  67. 3:30 PM American Dad "Father's Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  68. 4:00 PM American Dad "Fight and Flight"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  69. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Enlightenment of Ragi-Baba"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Run, Chris, Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  71. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  72. 6:00 PM New Girl "Fluffer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 6:30 PM New Girl "Neighbors"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  74. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Race Car Bed"
    • TV-PG
  75. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Giant Poking Device"
    • TV-PG
  76. Tomorrow Night
  77. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister"
    • TV-14
  78. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Jealousy"
    • TV-PG
  79. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Busboy"
    • TV-PG
  80. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Baby Shower"
    • TV-PG
  81. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jacket"
    • TV-PG
  82. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Restaurant"
    • TV-PG
  83. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Staircase Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  84. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Lunar Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. Wednesday, February 22
  86. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Robotic Manipulation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  87. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 1:00 AM The Detour "The City"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
  89. 1:30 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  90. 2:03 AM Conan "Steven Yeun; Chris Martin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  91. 3:03 AM The Detour "The City"
  92. 3:36 AM Conan "Steven Yeun; Chris Martin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  93. 4:36 AM Seinfeld "The Phone Message"
    • TV-PG
  94. 5:06 AM Transcendence
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  95. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Whose Room Is It Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  96. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Loses His Cherry"
    • TV-PG
  97. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Sue Got Work"
    • TV-PG
  98. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... Without Children"
    • TV-PG
  99. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Poker Game"
    • TV-PG
  100. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Where's the Boss?"
    • TV-PG
  101. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Nightmare on Al's Street"
    • TV-PG
  102. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Johnny B. Gone"
    • TV-PG
  103. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Can Do It"
    • TV-PG
  104. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  105. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  106. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  107. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  108. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  109. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  110. 3:00 PM American Dad "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  111. 3:30 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  112. 4:00 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  113. 4:30 PM American Dad "Ninety North, Zero West"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 5:00 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  115. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  116. 6:00 PM New Girl "Models"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 6:30 PM New Girl "Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  118. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends"
    • TV-14  (S)
  119. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner"
    • TV-PG
  120. Wednesday Night
  121. 8:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"
    • TV-PG
  122. 8:30 PM Friends "The One the Morning After"
    • TV-PG
  123. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Apartment"
    • TV-PG
  124. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Stranded"
    • TV-PG
  125. 10:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  126. 10:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  127. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Zazzy Substitution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hot Troll Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. Thursday, February 23
  130. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Desperation Emanation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Irish Pub Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  132. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Apology Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  133. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 2:00 AM Conan "Lin-Manuel Miranda; John Early; The Head and the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  136. 3:30 AM Conan "Lin-Manuel Miranda; John Early; The Head and the Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  137. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Statue"
    • TV-PG
  138. 5:00 AM The Expendables 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  139. 7:00 AM New Girl "Menzies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 7:30 AM New Girl "Parents"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  142. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poppy's by the Tree"
    • TV-PG
  143. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Were a Rich Man"
    • TV-PG
  144. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
    • TV-PG
  145. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  146. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
    • TV-PG
  147. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Born to Walk"
    • TV-PG
  148. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Alley of the Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  149. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  150. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  151. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  152. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  153. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "California Dreamin' (All the Cleves Are Brown)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 3:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  156. 3:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  157. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  158. 4:30 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  159. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 5:30 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  161. 6:00 PM The Detour "The City"
  162. 6:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  163. 7:00 PM Friends "The One Without the Ski Trip"
    • TV-PG
  164. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Hypnosis Tape"
    • TV-PG
  165. Thursday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Tiny T-Shirt"
    • TV-PG
  167. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Dollhouse"
    • TV-14  (S)
  168. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  169. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Revenge"
    • TV-PG
  170. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Deal"
    • TV-PG
  171. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Not Broke Parents"
    • TV-14  (L)
  172. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the New Lease on Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. Friday, February 24
  175. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 21-Second Excitation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  176. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Boyfriend Complexity"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Alien Parasite Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Justice League Recombination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 2:00 AM Conan "Adam Sandler; David Spade; Nick Swardson; Norm Macdonald; Rob Schneider; clipping"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  180. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Free Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 3:30 AM Conan "Adam Sandler; David Spade; Nick Swardson; Norm Macdonald; Rob Schneider; clipping"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  182. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chaperone"
    • TV-PG
  183. 5:00 AM Gone in Sixty Seconds
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  184. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Razor's Edge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  185. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "How Do You Spell Revenge?"
    • TV-PG
  186. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Earth Angel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  187. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Watch Out"
    • TV-PG
  188. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Guys and Dolls"
    • TV-PG
  189. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Build a Better Mousetrap"
    • TV-PG
  190. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Master the Possibilities"
    • TV-PG
  191. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Loves Al, ``Yeah, Yeah, Yeah''"
    • TV-PG
  192. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Great Escape"
    • TV-PG
  193. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Impo-Dent"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  194. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Just Married ... With Children"
    • TV-PG
  195. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  197. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Fist and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  200. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Who Done Did It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  201. 4:00 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 4:30 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  203. 5:00 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 5:30 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  205. 6:00 PM New Girl "Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 6:30 PM New Girl "Bathtub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  207. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With a Chick and a Duck"
    • TV-PG
  208. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Screamer"
    • TV-PG
  209. Friday Night
  210. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Thing"
    • TV-PG
  211. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion"
    • TV-PG
  212. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Big Salad"
    • TV-PG
  213. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  214. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Chinese Woman"
    • TV-PG
  215. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Couch"
    • TV-PG
  216. 11:00 PM Tammy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  217. Saturday, February 25
  218. 1:00 AM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  219. 3:15 AM The Detour "The City"
  220. 3:45 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  221. 4:16 AM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  222. 6:30 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  223. 8:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  224. 9:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG
  225. 9:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  226. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Fix-Up"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  227. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Limo"
    • TV-PG
  228. 11:00 AM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  229. 1:15 PM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  230. 3:45 PM This Is Where I Leave You
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  231. 6:00 PM Friends "The One at the Beach"
    • TV-PG
  232. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Jellyfish"
    • TV-PG
  233. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cat"
    • TV-PG
  234. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the 'Cuffs"
    • TV-14  (S)
  235. Saturday Night
  236. 8:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the First Degree"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 8:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Reality Problem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 9:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the DJ Face"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 9:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Childhood Not Included"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bus Pants Utilization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  241. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Car Displacement"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Thespian Catalyst"
    • TV-14  (D)
  243. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Benefactor Factor"
    • TV-14  (D)
  244. Sunday, February 26
  245. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cohabitation Formulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  246. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Toast Derivation"
    • TV-14  (D)
  247. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Prestidigitation Approximation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Zarnecki Incursion"
    • TV-14  (L)
  249. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 2:30 AM The Detour "The City"
  251. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  252. 3:33 AM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  253. 5:33 AM Matilda
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  254. 7:30 AM New Girl "Santa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  255. 8:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG
  256. 8:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG
  257. 9:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  258. 9:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  259. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Good Samaritan"
    • TV-PG
  260. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Letter"
    • TV-PG
  261. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Parking Space"
    • TV-PG
  262. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Keys"
    • TV-PG
  263. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Ballroom Dancing"
    • TV-PG
  264. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Joey's New Girlfriend"
    • TV-14
  265. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Dirty Girl"
    • TV-PG
  266. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Crosses the Line"
    • TV-PG
  267. 2:00 PM Norbit
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG-13
  268. 4:00 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  269. 6:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. Sunday Night
  271. 8:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 10:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Herb Garden Germination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Agreement Dissection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wildebeest Implementation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Engagement Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. Monday, February 27
  277. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Roommate Transmogrification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  278. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Skank Reflex Analysis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Infestation Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D)
  280. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pulled Groin Extrapolation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  281. 2:00 AM The Detour "The City"
  282. 2:30 AM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  283. 3:00 AM The Switch
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  284. 5:00 AM Silver Linings Playbook
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  285. 7:45 AM TBS Network Preview
  286. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Father Lode"
    • TV-PG
  287. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "All in the Family"
    • TV-PG
  288. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  290. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  291. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  294. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where They're Going to Party!"
    • TV-PG
  295. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Uterus"
    • TV-14  (D)
  296. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With the Embryos"
    • TV-PG
  297. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Crush"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  298. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Squirt's Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Grave Danger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  300. 3:00 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 3:30 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  302. 4:00 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  303. 4:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  304. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Land Ship"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  305. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Hauntening"
    • TV-PG
  306. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Gayle Makin' Bob Sled"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  307. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Nice-Capades"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  310. Monday Night
  311. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
    • TV-14  (L)
  312. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Holy Crap"
    • TV-14  (D)
  314. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Da Boom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  315. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Brian in Love"
    • TV-14  (D)
  316. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Love Thy Trophy"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  317. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Death Is a Bitch"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  318. 11:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  319. Tuesday, February 28
  320. 12:00 AM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  321. 12:30 AM Family Guy "The King Is Dead"
    • TV-14
  322. 1:00 AM Family Guy "I Am Peter, Hear Me Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  323. 1:30 AM Family Guy "If I'm Dyin' I'm Lyin'"
    • TV-14  (D)
  324. 2:00 AM Conan "Adam Scott; Genesis Rodriguez."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  325. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Old Bike Yarn"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  326. 3:30 AM Conan "Adam Scott; Genesis Rodriguez."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  327. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Gymnast"
    • TV-PG
  328. 5:00 AM A Perfect Getaway
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  329. 7:00 AM New Girl "Cabin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 7:30 AM New Girl "A Father's Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  332. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Her Cups Runneth Over"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  333. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Bald and Beautiful"
    • TV-PG
  334. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  335. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  336. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  337. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  338. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  339. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  340. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  341. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  342. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  343. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Of Lice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  344. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Mr. and Mrs. Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 3:00 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  346. 3:30 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewife"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  347. 4:00 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 4:30 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  349. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Running Mates"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  350. 5:30 PM Family Guy "A Picture Is Worth 1,000 Bucks"
    • TV-14
  351. 6:00 PM The Detour "The City"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  352. 6:30 PM The Detour "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  353. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Dirty Day"
    • TV-14  (S)
  354. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Rugby"
    • TV-PG
  355. Tuesday Night
  356. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fake Party"
    • TV-PG
  357. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Free Porn"
    • TV-14  (D)
  358. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Mom and Pop Store"
    • TV-PG
  359. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Soup"
    • TV-PG
  360. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Secretary"
    • TV-PG
  361. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Wiggly Finger Catalyst"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Russian Rocket Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Rhinitis Revelation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. Wednesday, March 1
  365. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Good Guy Fluctuation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  367. 1:00 AM The Detour "The Tub"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  368. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 2:00 AM Conan "Martin Short; Natalie Zea; The Pretty Reckless."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  370. 3:00 AM The Detour "The Tub"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  371. 3:30 AM Conan "Martin Short; Natalie Zea; The Pretty Reckless."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  372. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Switch"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  373. 5:00 AM From Paris With Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  374. 7:00 AM New Girl "Pepperwood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  375. 7:30 AM New Girl "Cooler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  377. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  378. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  379. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  380. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  381. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  382. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  383. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  384. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Mentalo Case"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  385. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  387. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Crazy Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  389. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Wheel! Of! Family!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  390. 3:00 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 3:30 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  392. 4:00 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  393. 4:30 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  394. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Fifteen Minutes of Shame"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  395. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Road to Rhode Island"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  396. 6:00 PM New Girl "TinFinity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 6:30 PM New Girl "Quick Hardening Caulk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  398. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's New Dress"
    • TV-PG
  399. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With All the Haste"
    • TV-PG
  400. Wednesday Night
  401. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Wedding Dresses"
    • TV-PG
  402. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Invitation"
    • TV-PG
  403. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Label Maker"
    • TV-PG
  404. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Race"
    • TV-PG
  405. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  406. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Isolation Permutation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  407. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Ornithophobia Diffusion"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  408. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Flaming Spittoon Acquisition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  409. Thursday, March 2
  410. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Speckerman Recurrence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  411. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Shiny Trinket Maneuver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  412. 1:00 AM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Made in Mexico"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  413. 2:00 AM Conan "Mandy Moore; Jimmy Pardo; Chris Lane."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  414. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Brand Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  415. 3:30 AM Conan "Mandy Moore; Jimmy Pardo; Chris Lane."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  416. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  417. 5:00 AM Father of the Bride
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  418. 7:00 AM New Girl "Chicago"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  419. 7:30 AM New Girl "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  420. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  421. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  422. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Hot off the Grill"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  423. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Dead Men Don't Do Aerobics"
    • TV-PG
  424. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  425. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  426. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  427. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  428. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  429. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  430. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  431. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  432. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  433. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Da Daggone Daddy-Daughter Dinner Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  434. 3:00 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  435. 3:30 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  436. 4:00 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  437. 4:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  438. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Let's Go to the Hop"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  439. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Dammit Janet"
    • TV-14  (D)
  440. 6:00 PM New Girl "Bachelorette Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  441. 6:30 PM New Girl "Virgins"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  442. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Worst Best Man Ever"
    • TV-PG
  443. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  444. Thursday Night
  445. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  446. 8:30 PM Friends "The One After Ross Says Rachel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  447. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Beard"
    • TV-PG
  448. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doorman"
    • TV-PG
  449. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Jimmy"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  450. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Doodle"
    • TV-PG
  451. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Model Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  453. Friday, March 3
  454. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Recombination Hypothesis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  455. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Beta Test Initiation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  456. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Contraction"
    • TV-PG