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  1. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  2. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  3. 10:00 AM Muppets Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  4. 12:00 PM Home Alone 4
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  5. 2:00 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  6. 4:00 PM ELeague "Grand Finals of Valve's Counter-Strike: Global Offensive"
    • FINALE
    • LIVE
  7. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With All the Cheesecakes"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  8. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Pediatrician"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. Last Night
  10. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  11. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Trip"
    • TV-PG
  12. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  13. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  14. 10:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Brand Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Model Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hamburger Postulate"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  17. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Middle Earth Paradigm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  18. Today
  19. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Dumpling Paradox"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Grasshopper Experiment"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Hofstadter Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Loobenfeld Decay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Mysterious Disappearance of The Girl No One Knew"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  24. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Woman Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  25. 3:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee "Muslim-American Reporting"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 3:30 AM People of Earth "Significant Other"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. 4:00 AM The Switch
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  28. 6:00 AM This Is Where I Leave You
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  29. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  30. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  31. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Wallet"
    • TV-PG
  32. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Watch"
    • TV-PG
  33. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Bubble Boy"
    • TV-PG
  34. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Cheever Letters"
    • TV-PG
  35. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Sharks"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  36. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Birthday Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  37. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  38. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 1:00 PM This Is Where I Leave You
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  40. 3:15 PM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  41. 5:45 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. 7:45 PM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  43. Tonight
  44. 10:00 PM The Switch
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 12:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Mysterious Disappearance of The Girl No One Knew"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  48. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Woman Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  49. 3:00 AM Divergent
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. 6:00 AM The Bounty Hunter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  51. 8:15 AM TBS Network Preview
  52. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Camping Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  53. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "He Thought He Could"
    • TV-PG
  54. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "I'm Going to Sweatland"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  55. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Poke High"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  56. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Dump of My Own"
    • TV-PG
  57. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  58. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  59. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Phone Number"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  60. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  61. 1:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  62. 1:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  63. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Mama Drama"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  64. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "All You Can Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 3:00 PM American Dad "Standard Deviation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  66. 3:30 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  67. 4:00 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  68. 4:30 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  69. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Two for Tina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  70. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "It Snakes a Village"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Family Fracas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Kids Run the Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  73. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Boyz 4 Now"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 7:30 PM Family Guy "Into Fat Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. Tomorrow Night
  76. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Ratings Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  77. 8:30 PM Family Guy "The Old Man and the Big `C'"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  78. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Yug Ylimaf"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  79. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Joe's Revenge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 10:00 PM Family Guy "Lois Comes Out of Her Shell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  81. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Friends Without Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  83. 11:30 PM American Dad "Bahama Mama"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  84. Tuesday, December 6
  85. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Last Day on Earth"
    • NEW
  86. 12:31 AM Family Guy "Space Cadet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  87. 1:01 AM Family Guy "Brian's Play"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  88. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  89. 2:00 AM Conan "Luke Wilson; Robert Kirkman; Sam Morril"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  90. 3:00 AM People of Earth "Last Day on Earth"
  91. 3:30 AM Conan "Luke Wilson; Robert Kirkman; Sam Morril"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  93. 5:00 AM Resident Evil: Retribution
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  94. 7:00 AM New Girl "Naked"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 7:30 AM New Girl "Cece Crashes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "I'll See You in Court"
    • TV-PG
  97. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Gypsy Cried"
    • TV-PG
  98. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Requiem for a Dead Barber"
    • TV-PG
  99. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Eatin' Out"
    • TV-PG
  100. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "My Mom, the Mom"
    • TV-PG
  101. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Can't Dance, Don't Ask Me"
    • TV-PG
  102. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Three Job, No Income Family"
    • TV-PG
  103. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Harder They Fall"
    • TV-PG
  104. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  105. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  106. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Window Pain"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  108. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Escape From Goochland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  109. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Menace II Secret Society"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  110. 3:00 PM American Dad "Francine's Flashback"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  111. 3:30 PM American Dad "Roger Codger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 4:00 PM American Dad "Homeland Insecurity"
    • TV-14  (D)
  113. 4:30 PM American Dad "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Three Kings"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter's Progress"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  116. 6:00 PM New Girl "Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 6:30 PM New Girl "Bells"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  119. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  120. Tuesday Night
  121. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  122. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  124. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bottle Deposit"
    • TV-PG
  125. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wait Out"
    • TV-PG
  126. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  127. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Pancake Batter Anomaly"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  128. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Jerusalem Duality"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. Wednesday, December 7
  130. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bat Jar Conjecture"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Nerdvana Annihilation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pork Chop Indeterminacy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Peanut Reaction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 2:00 AM Conan "Molly Shannon; Joe Buck; Dinosaur Jr."
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And a Loan for Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 3:30 AM Conan "Molly Shannon; Joe Buck; Dinosaur Jr."
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  137. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Foundation"
    • TV-PG
  138. 5:00 AM Transcendence
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  140. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  141. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The House That Peg Lost"
    • TV-PG
  142. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen"
    • TV-PG
  143. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Prom Queen: The Sequel"
    • TV-PG
  144. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Computer Show"
    • TV-PG
  145. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Dateless Amigo"
    • TV-PG
  146. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Life's a Beach"
    • TV-PG
  147. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid"
    • TV-PG
  148. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Arthur, Spooner"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  149. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Kirbed Enthusiasm"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Holy Mackerel"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  151. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Jung Frankenstein"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  152. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A General Thanksgiving Episode"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  153. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Turkey Pot Die"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  154. 3:00 PM American Dad "Bullocks to Stan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 3:30 PM American Dad "A Smith in the Hand"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 4:00 PM American Dad "All About Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  157. 4:30 PM American Dad "Con Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  158. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Road to the Multiverse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  159. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Family Goy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 6:00 PM New Girl "Bad in Bed"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 6:30 PM New Girl "The 23rd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  163. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. Wednesday Night
  165. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  166. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  167. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soul Mate"
    • TV-PG
  168. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Bizarro Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  169. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Little Kicks"
    • TV-PG
  170. 10:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangerine Factor"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bad Fish Paradigm"
    • TV-14  (D)
  172. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Codpiece Topology"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. Thursday, December 8
  174. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Barbarian Sublimation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Griffin Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 1:00 AM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Berlin"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  177. 2:00 AM Conan "Ronda Rousey; Melissa Rauch; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  178. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fun Factory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:30 AM Conan "Ronda Rousey; Melissa Rauch; Robert Glasper Experiment"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  180. 4:30 AM The Incredible Burt Wonderstone
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  181. 6:30 AM 17 Again
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  182. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Saves the Day"
    • TV-PG
  183. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  184. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "He Ain't Much, But He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  185. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Fair Exchange"
    • TV-PG
  186. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Desperately Seeking Miss October"
    • TV-PG
  187. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "976-SHOE"
    • TV-PG
  188. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oh, What a Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  189. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Mammary Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  190. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Business Affairs"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Flash Photography"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  192. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Flame Resistant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  193. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Vas Deferens Between Men and Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  194. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "'Tis the Cleveland to Be Sorry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 3:00 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (V)
  196. 3:30 PM American Dad "Stan of Arabia"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  197. 4:00 PM American Dad "Stannie Get Your Gun"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  198. 4:30 PM American Dad "Star Trek"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  199. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  200. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Brian's Got a Brand New Bag"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  201. 6:00 PM New Girl "Story of the 50"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 6:30 PM New Girl "Jess and Julia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 7:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  204. 7:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  205. Thursday Night
  206. 8:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  207. 8:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  209. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Fatigues"
    • TV-PG
  210. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Checks"
    • TV-PG
  211. 10:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Past and the Furious"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 11:00 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Move-In Meltdown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 11:30 PM 2 Broke Girls "And the Crime Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. Friday, December 9
  215. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Euclid Alternative"
    • TV-14  (L)
  216. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper-Nowitzki Theorem"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Panty Piñata Polarization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  218. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Lizard-Spock Expansion"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  219. 2:00 AM Conan "T.J. Miller; Anna Camp; The Lemon Twigs"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  220. 3:00 AM Billy on the Street "Miracle on 34th Streep With Andy Samberg!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 3:30 AM Conan "T.J. Miller; Anna Camp; The Lemon Twigs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  222. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Chicken Roaster"
    • TV-PG
  223. 5:00 AM Eraser
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  224. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Get the Dodge Out of Hell"
    • TV-PG
  225. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "25 Years and What Do You Get?"
    • TV-PG
  226. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "At the Zoo"
    • TV-PG
  227. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Who'll Stop the Rain?"
    • TV-PG
  228. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  229. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "It's a Bundyful Life"
    • TV-PG
  230. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rock and Roll Girl"
    • TV-PG
  231. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Taxing Problem"
    • TV-PG
  232. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Hold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  233. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "You Gotta Know When to Fold 'Em"
    • TV-PG
  234. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Connect Four"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  235. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Loaner Car"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Golden Moldy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  237. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hustle 'N' Bros"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  238. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Wide World of Cleveland Show"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  239. 3:00 PM American Dad "Not Particularly Desperate Housewife"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  240. 3:30 PM American Dad "Rough Trade"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 4:00 PM American Dad "Finances With Wolves"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 4:30 PM American Dad "It's Good to Be the Queen"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 5:00 PM American Dad "Roger N' Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  244. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Hannah Banana"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  245. 6:00 PM New Girl "The Landlord"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 6:30 PM New Girl "Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  248. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  249. Friday Night
  250. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  251. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  252. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Millennium"
    • TV-PG
  253. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Red Dot"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  254. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pick"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  255. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  256. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The White Asparagus Triangulation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Vartabedian Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. Saturday, December 10
  259. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Killer Robot Instability"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Friendship Algorithm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Financial Permeability"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  263. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:00 AM The Mexican
    • TV-14  (V)
    • R
  266. 5:30 AM Hit & Run
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  267. 7:30 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  268. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Ship Happens"
    • TV-PG
  269. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "What Goes Around Comes Around"
    • TV-PG
  270. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Opera"
    • TV-PG
  271. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Virgin"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Contest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  273. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  274. 11:00 AM Seinfeld "The Visa"
    • TV-PG
  275. 11:30 AM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  276. 12:00 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  277. 12:30 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  278. 1:00 PM Rush Hour
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 3:00 PM Rush Hour 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 5:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Maternal Capacitance"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  281. 5:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Cushion Saturation"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 6:00 PM Fred Claus
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  283. Saturday Night
  284. 8:30 PM The LEGO Movie
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  285. 10:30 PM Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas
    • TV-G
  286. 11:00 PM The Elf on the Shelf: An Elf's Story
    • TV-G
  287. 11:30 PM Fred Claus
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  288. Sunday, December 11
  289. 2:00 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 2:30 AM People of Earth "Last Day on Earth"
  291. 3:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 3:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 4:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Knock-Off Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 4:30 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Great Unwashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 5:00 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  296. 7:00 AM Eurotrip
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  297. 9:00 AM Seinfeld "The Package"
    • TV-PG
  298. 9:30 AM Seinfeld "The Outing"
    • TV-PG
  299. 10:00 AM Seinfeld "The Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  300. 10:30 AM Seinfeld "The Old Man"
    • TV-PG
  301. 11:00 AM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  302. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  303. 12:00 PM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  304. 2:15 PM Due Date
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  305. 4:15 PM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  306. 6:30 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  307. Sunday Night
  308. 9:00 PM Blended
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  309. 11:30 PM Wedding Crashers
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  310. Monday, December 12
  311. 2:00 AM Search Party "The Night of One Hundred Candles"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 2:30 AM Search Party "The Captive Dinner Guest"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 3:00 AM Conan "Conan Without Borders: Berlin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 4:00 AM Pineapple Express
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  315. 6:15 AM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  316. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Raingirl"
    • TV-PG
  317. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Turns 300"
    • TV-PG
  318. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy Made a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  319. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Agony of DeFeet"
    • TV-PG
  320. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG
  321. 11:00 AM The King of Queens "S'poor House"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 11:30 AM The King of Queens "Attention Deficit"
    • TV-PG
  323. 12:00 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  324. 12:30 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  325. 1:00 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  326. 1:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Going Away Party"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  327. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Here Comes the Bribe"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "When a Man (or a Freight Train) Loves His Cookie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  329. 3:00 PM American Dad "Helping Handis"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  330. 3:30 PM American Dad "With Friends Like Steve's"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  331. 4:00 PM American Dad "Tears of a Clooney"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  332. 4:30 PM American Dad "Camp Refoogee"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 5:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Carpe Museum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 5:30 PM Bob's Burgers "The Unnatural"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  335. 6:00 PM Bob's Burgers "A River Runs Through Bob"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  336. 6:30 PM Bob's Burgers "Fort Night"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  337. 7:00 PM Bob's Burgers "Seaplane!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  338. 7:30 PM Family Guy "The Giggity Wife"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. Monday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Family Guy "Valentine's Day in Quahog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 8:30 PM Family Guy "Chris Cross"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 9:00 PM Family Guy "Call Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 9:30 PM Family Guy "Turban Cowboy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  344. 10:00 PM Family Guy "12 and a Half Angry Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  345. 10:30 PM Family Guy "Bigfat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  346. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Total Recall"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  347. 11:30 PM American Dad "Roger's Baby"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  348. Tuesday, December 13
  349. 12:00 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
    • NEW
  350. 12:30 AM Family Guy "Save the Clam"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  351. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Farmer Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 1:30 AM Full Frontal With Samantha Bee
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
  354. 3:00 AM People of Earth "Mars or Bust"
  355. 3:30 AM Conan
  356. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Abstinence"
    • TV-PG
  357. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Quest for the Spear
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • NR
  358. 7:00 AM New Girl "Bully"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 7:30 AM New Girl "Injured"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "Sue Casa, His Casa"
    • TV-PG
  361. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Unnatural"
    • TV-PG
  362. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Dance Show"
    • TV-PG
  363. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Bounces Back"
    • TV-PG
  364. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Aliens"
    • TV-PG
  365. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Wabbit Season"
    • TV-PG
  366. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy"
    • TV-PG
  367. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "One Down, Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  368. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Steve Moscow"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  369. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Animal Attraction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Prints Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  371. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Cowardly Lyin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Pins, Spins and Fins! (Shark Story Cut for Time)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  373. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Brownsized"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  374. 3:00 PM American Dad "The American Dad After School Special"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:30 PM American Dad "Failure Is Not a Factory-Installed Option"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  376. 4:00 PM American Dad "Lincoln Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 4:30 PM American Dad "Dungeons & Wagons"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  378. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Quagmire's Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  379. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Jerome Is the New Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  380. 6:00 PM New Girl "Control"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  381. 6:30 PM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  382. 7:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  383. 7:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  384. Tuesday Night
  385. 8:00 PM Friends "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  386. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Sonogram at the End"
    • TV-PG
  387. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Andrea Doria"
    • TV-PG
  388. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Little Jerry"
    • TV-PG
  389. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Comeback"
    • TV-PG
  390. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  391. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Terminator Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  392. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Work Song Nanocluster"
    • TV-14  (D)
  393. Wednesday, December 14
  394. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Dead Hooker Juxtaposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Isotope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  396. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Vegas Renormalization"
    • TV-14  (D)
  397. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Classified Materials Turbulence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  398. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  399. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Cupcake Captives"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  401. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Van Buren Boys"
    • TV-PG
  402. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Return to King Solomon's Mines
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  403. 7:00 AM New Girl "Fancyman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  404. 7:30 AM New Girl "Secrets"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  405. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "And Baby Makes Money"
    • TV-PG
  406. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Married ... With Who"
    • TV-PG
  407. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Look Who's Barking"
    • TV-PG
  408. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Godfather"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  409. 10:00 AM SAG Nominations
    • LIVE
  410. 10:10 AM Married ... With Children "A Man's Castle"
    • TV-PG
  411. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "All-Nite Security Dude"
    • TV-PG
  412. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Weenie Tot Lovers & Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  413. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Oldies but Young 'Uns"
    • TV-PG
  414. 12:00 PM The King of Queens "Queens'bro Bridge"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  415. 12:30 PM The King of Queens "Driving Reign"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  416. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Clothes Encounter"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  417. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Bed Spread"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  418. 2:00 PM The Cleveland Show "A Rodent Like This"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  419. 2:30 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hangover Part Tubbs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  420. 3:00 PM American Dad "Iced, Iced Babies"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  421. 3:30 PM American Dad "Of Ice and Men"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  422. 4:00 PM American Dad "Irregarding Steve"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  423. 4:30 PM American Dad "Best Christmas Story Never Told"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  424. 5:00 PM Family Guy "Dog Gone"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  425. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Business Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  426. 6:00 PM New Girl "Normal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 6:30 PM New Girl "Kids"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Thumb"
    • TV-PG
  429. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With George Stephanopoulos"
    • TV-PG
  430. Wednesday Night
  431. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With the East German Laundry Detergent"
    • TV-PG
  432. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Butt"
    • TV-14  (S)
  433. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Susie"
    • TV-PG
  434. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pothole"
    • TV-PG
  435. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The English Patient"
    • TV-PG
  436. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Nap"
    • TV-PG
  437. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monopolar Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  438. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  439. Thursday, December 15
  440. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Jiminy Conjecture"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  441. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Gothowitz Deviation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  442. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Pirate Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  443. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  444. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  445. 3:00 AM 2 Broke Girls "And the Fat Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  447. 4:30 AM Seinfeld "The Yada Yada"
    • TV-PG
  448. 5:00 AM The Librarian: Curse of the Judas Chalice
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • NR
  449. 7:00 AM New Girl "Tomatoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  450. 7:30 AM New Girl "Backslide"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  451. 8:00 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  452. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Better Shop Around"
    • TV-PG
  453. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?"
    • TV-PG