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  1. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Looking for a Desk in All the Wrong Places"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  2. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Buck Has a Belly Ache"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "If I Could See Me Now"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "God's Shoes"
    • TV-PG
  5. 11:00 AM Friends "The One With the Male Nanny"
    • TV-PG
  6. 11:30 AM Friends "The One With Ross' Inappropriate Song"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  7. 12:00 PM Your Highness
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  8. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox"
    • LIVE
  9. 5:00 PM Year One
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  10. 7:00 PM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  11. Last Night
  12. 9:00 PM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  13. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Weekend Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  14. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Transporter Malfunction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  15. Today
  16. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hawking Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Stag Convergence"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Launch Acceleration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Countdown Reflection"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  20. 2:00 AM Happy Gilmore
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  21. 4:00 AM Mr. Deeds
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  22. 6:00 AM Zoolander
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  23. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  24. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Jeff's New Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Dad's Visit"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Does Hollywood"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  28. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al Bundy, Shoe Dick"
    • TV-PG
  29. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "So This Is How Sinatra Felt"
    • TV-PG
  30. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "I Who Have Nothing"
    • TV-PG
  31. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "The Mystery of Skull Island"
    • TV-PG
  32. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Eggsit Strategy"
    • TV-PG
  33. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "American Idle"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Santa Claustrophobia"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  35. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Thanks, Man"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  36. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Your Show of Shows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  37. 3:30 PM American Dad "Independent Movie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  38. 4:00 PM American Dad "Faking Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  39. 4:30 PM American Dad "Minstrel Krampus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  40. 5:00 PM American Dad "Vision: Impossible"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  41. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Mom's the Word"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Rats"
    • TV-PG
  43. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Monica Sings"
    • TV-PG
  44. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Blind Dates"
    • TV-14
  45. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Mugging"
    • TV-PG
  46. Tonight
  47. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Opposite"
    • TV-PG
  48. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Hamptons"
    • TV-PG
  49. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Truth"
    • TV-PG
  50. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Parking Garage"
    • TV-PG
  51. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Movie"
    • TV-PG
  52. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Robbery"
    • TV-PG
  53. 11:00 PM Family Guy "3 Acts of God"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Fresh Heir"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. Tomorrow
  56. 12:00 AM American Dad "Roy Rogers McFreely"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  57. 12:30 AM American Dad "Jack's Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  58. 1:00 AM Family Guy "Secondhand Spoke"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 1:30 AM Family Guy "Herpe, the Love Sore"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  61. 3:00 AM The Office "Employee Transfer"
    • TV-PG
  62. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  63. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Two Gunslingers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 5:00 AM Cliffhanger
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  65. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  66. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  67. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Lyin' King"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Poaching Timmy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Just Shoe It"
    • TV-PG
  70. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Rites of Passage"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  71. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Egg and I"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  72. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Psychic Avengers"
    • TV-PG
  73. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "My Dinner With Anthrax"
    • TV-PG
  74. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Hi, I.Q."
    • TV-PG
  75. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Frigid Heirs"
    • TV-PG
  76. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Switch Sitters"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  77. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Cheap Saks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Damned Yanky"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  79. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Hot Cocoa Bang Bang"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 3:30 PM American Dad "Familyland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  81. 4:00 PM American Dad "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  82. 4:30 PM American Dad "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  83. 5:00 PM American Dad "I Ain't No Holodeck Boy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  84. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The Most Interesting Man in the World"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  85. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Boob Job"
    • TV-PG
  86. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Memorial Service"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Lottery"
    • TV-PG
  88. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Dream"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  89. Tomorrow Night
  90. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Voice"
    • TV-PG
  91. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Serenity Now"
    • TV-PG
  92. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pledge Drive"
    • TV-PG
  93. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pen"
    • TV-PG
  94. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wife"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Kiss Hello"
    • TV-PG
  96. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Decoupling Fluctuation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. Wednesday, August 5
  99. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Higgs Boson Observation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  100. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Re-Entry Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  101. 1:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Holographic Excitation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  103. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  104. 3:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  106. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Here Comes My Girl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  107. 5:00 AM Daredevil
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  109. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  110. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Old Timer's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Twice"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Teacher Pets"
    • TV-PG
  113. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Good-bye Girl"
    • TV-PG
  114. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Gas Station Show"
    • TV-PG
  115. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "England Show"
    • TV-PG
  116. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "England Show: Wastin' the Company's Money"
    • TV-PG
  117. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "England Show: We're Spending as Fast as We Can"
    • TV-PG
  118. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Multiple Plots"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  119. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Trash Talker"
    • TV-PG
  120. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Precedent Nixin'"
    • TV-PG
  121. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Foe: Pa"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  122. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "BFFs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  123. 3:30 PM American Dad "Stan Goes on the Pill"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  124. 4:00 PM American Dad "Honey, I'm Homeland"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  125. 4:30 PM American Dad "She Swill Survive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  126. 5:00 PM American Dad "Rubberneckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  127. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Baby Got Black"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Joke"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  129. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Rachel's Sister"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  130. 7:00 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  131. 7:30 PM Friends "The One That Could Have Been"
    • TV-14
  132. Wednesday Night
  133. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Junk Mail"
    • TV-PG
  134. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Merv Griffin Show"
    • TV-PG
  135. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Betrayal"
    • TV-PG
  136. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cigar-Store Indian"
    • TV-PG
  137. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Implant"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Airport"
    • TV-PG
  139. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Extract Obliteration"
    • TV-14  (L)
  140. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Habitation Configuration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  141. Thursday, August 6
  142. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The 43 Peculiarity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Parking Spot Escalation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Fish Guts Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  145. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Santa Simulation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 3:00 AM The Office "Customer Survey"
    • TV-PG
  148. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Mystery Man"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 5:00 AM Hellboy II: The Golden Army
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  152. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Magnificent Seven"
    • TV-PG
  153. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "The Challenge"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Family Style"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "T-R-A-Something-Something Spells Tramp"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  156. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Every Bundy Has a Birthday"
    • TV-PG
  157. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Al on the Rocks"
    • TV-PG
  158. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "What I Did for Love"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Frat Chance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  160. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "The Chicago Wine Party"
    • TV-PG
  161. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Tank Heaven"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Altar Ego"
    • TV-PG
  163. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  164. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "The Hurricane"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  166. 3:30 PM American Dad "Permanent Record Wrecker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  167. 4:00 PM American Dad "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  168. 4:30 PM American Dad "The Longest Distance Relationship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  169. 5:00 PM American Dad "A Boy Named Michael"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  170. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Meg Stinks!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  171. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Unagi"
    • TV-PG
  172. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  173. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Fridge"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  174. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Soap Opera Party"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  175. Thursday Night
  176. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Slicer"
    • TV-PG
  177. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strike"
    • TV-PG
  178. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Pool Guy"
    • TV-PG
  179. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Frogger"
    • TV-PG
  180. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Hot Tub"
    • TV-PG
  181. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wig Master"
    • TV-PG
  182. 11:00 PM Family Guy "He's Bla-ack!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  183. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Chap Stewie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  184. Friday, August 7
  185. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Egg Salad Equivalency"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Bakersfield Expedition"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  187. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper/Kripke Inversion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Spoiler Alert Segmentation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  190. 3:00 AM The Office "Business Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  191. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "Rhino Skin"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 5:00 AM John Carter
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  195. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Kelly Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG
  196. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "May Divorce Be With You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "House Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Rock of Ages"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  199. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Death of a Shoe Salesman"
    • TV-PG
  200. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old College Try"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  202. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "The Wedding Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "It Doesn't Get Any Better Than This"
    • TV-PG
  204. 1:00 PM Married ... With Children "Heels on Wheels"
    • TV-PG
  205. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  206. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Head First"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  207. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Fat City"
    • TV-PG
  208. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Nightmare on Grace Street"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  209. 3:30 PM The Cleveland Show "Skip Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  210. 4:00 PM American Dad "Roger Passes the Bar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  211. 4:30 PM American Dad "Blagsnarst, A Love Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  212. 5:00 PM American Dad "Blonde Ambition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  213. 5:30 PM American Dad "CIAPOW"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  214. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Fertility Test"
    • TV-14  (D)
  215. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With the Donor"
    • TV-PG
  216. 7:00 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  217. 7:30 PM Friends "The One in Barbados"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  218. Friday Night
  219. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dealership"
    • TV-PG
  220. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Reverse Peephole"
    • TV-PG
  221. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Dinner Party"
    • TV-PG
  222. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Pitch"
    • TV-PG
  223. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Ticket"
    • TV-PG
  224. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Seven"
    • TV-PG
  225. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Death Has a Shadow"
    • TV-14  (L)
  226. 11:30 PM Family Guy "I Never Met the Dead Man"
    • TV-14
  227. Saturday, August 8
  228. 12:00 AM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  229. 2:00 AM Clipped "The Gambler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 2:30 AM Cougar Town "Scare Easy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 3:00 AM Cougar Town "Stop Dragging My Heart Around"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  232. 3:30 AM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  233. 6:00 AM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  234. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  235. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Mr. Empty Pants"
    • TV-PG
  236. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "You Can't Miss"
    • TV-PG
  237. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Peggy and the Pirates"
    • TV-PG
  238. 10:30 AM Role Models
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  239. 12:30 PM One for the Money
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 2:30 PM Life as We Know It
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  241. 5:00 PM Killers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  242. 7:00 PM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  243. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  244. Saturday Night
  245. 8:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  246. 8:30 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  247. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Scofflaw"
    • TV-PG
  248. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Invitations"
    • TV-PG
  249. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Money"
    • TV-PG
  250. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Summer of George"
    • TV-PG
  251. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Tangible Affection Proof"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Monster Isolation"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  253. Sunday, August 9
  254. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Contractual Obligation Implementation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  255. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Closet Reconfiguration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Tenure Turbulence"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Closure Alternative"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  258. 2:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:00 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 4:00 AM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  261. 6:30 AM The House Bunny
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  262. 8:30 AM Married ... With Children "Go for the Old"
    • TV-PG
  263. 9:00 AM Married ... With Children "Un-Alful Entry"
    • TV-PG
  264. 9:30 AM Married ... With Children "Movie Show"
    • TV-PG
  265. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Till Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  266. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "'Tis Time to Smell the Roses"
    • TV-PG
  267. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Old Insurance Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  268. 11:30 AM Friends "The One After Joey & Rachel Kiss"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  269. 12:00 PM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  270. 2:00 PM MLB Baseball "San Francisco Giants at Chicago Cubs"
    • NEW
  271. 5:00 PM Friends "The One Where Ross Is Fine"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  272. 5:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Tan"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  273. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With the Cake"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  274. 6:30 PM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  275. Sunday Night
  276. 9:00 PM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  277. 11:00 PM Knocked Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  278. Monday, August 10
  279. 1:30 AM The 40-Year-Old Virgin
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  280. 4:00 AM Ghosts of Girlfriends Past
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  281. 6:00 AM Definitely, Maybe
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  282. 8:30 AM The Office "Frame Toby"
    • TV-PG
  283. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Sex Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Flirting"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  285. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Wedding Repercussions"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  286. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "The Proposition"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  287. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "A Tisket, a Tasket, Can Peggy Make a Basket?"
    • TV-PG
  288. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Hood in the Boyz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  289. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Proud to Be Your Bud"
    • TV-PG
  290. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Luck of the Bundys"
    • TV-PG
  291. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Richie's Song"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  292. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Cello, Goodbye"
    • TV-PG
  293. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Paternal Affairs"
    • TV-PG
  294. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "The Rock"
    • TV-PG
  295. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Yemen Party"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 3:30 PM American Dad "Scents and Sensei-bility"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  297. 4:00 PM American Dad "Big Stan on Campus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  298. 4:30 PM American Dad "Now and Gwen"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  299. 5:00 PM American Dad "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  300. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Chitty Chitty Death Bang"
    • TV-14
  301. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Rachel's Sister Baby-Sits"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  302. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Ross's Grant"
    • TV-PG
  303. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With the Home Study"
    • TV-PG
  304. 7:30 PM Friends "The One With the Birth Mother"
    • TV-PG
  305. Monday Night
  306. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cartoon"
    • TV-PG
  307. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Strong Box"
    • TV-PG
  308. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Wizard"
    • TV-PG
  309. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Burning"
    • TV-PG
  310. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Bookstore"
    • TV-PG
  311. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Maid"
    • TV-PG
  312. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Mind Over Murder"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  313. 11:30 PM Family Guy "A Hero Sits Next Door"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  314. Tuesday, August 11
  315. 12:00 AM American Dad "Bar Mitzvah Hustle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 12:30 AM American Dad "Wife Insurance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  317. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Resurgence"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  318. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Love Spell Potential"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  319. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  320. 3:00 AM The Office "The Surplus"
    • TV-PG
  321. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  322. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "All the Wrong Reasons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  323. 5:00 AM The Time Traveler's Wife
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  325. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  326. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Snoozin' for a Bruisin'"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  328. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Banking on Marcy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  329. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "No Chicken, No Check"
    • TV-PG
  330. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Take My Wife, Please"
    • TV-PG
  331. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Scared Single"
    • TV-PG
  332. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "No Ma'am"
    • TV-PG
  333. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Dancing With Weezie"
    • TV-PG
  334. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Road Rayge"
    • TV-PG
  335. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Educating Doug"
    • TV-PG
  336. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Supermarket Story"
    • TV-PG
  337. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Fixer Upper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  338. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Sex and the Biddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  339. 3:30 PM American Dad "LGBSteve"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  340. 4:00 PM American Dad "Morning Mimosa"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 4:30 PM American Dad "My Affair Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 5:00 PM American Dad "A Star Is Reborn"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. 5:30 PM Family Guy "The Son Also Draws"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  344. 6:00 PM Friends "The One Where Chandler Gets Caught"
    • TV-PG
  345. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where the Stripper Cries"
    • TV-14  (D)
  346. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Phoebe's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  347. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Joey Speaks French"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. Tuesday Night
  349. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  350. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Clip Show"
    • TV-PG
  351. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  352. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  353. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  354. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Postponement"
    • TV-PG
  355. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Bon Voyage Reaction"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Hofstadter Insufficiency"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  357. Wednesday, August 12
  358. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Deception Verification"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Scavenger Vortex"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  360. 1:00 AM Clipped "Free Wednesday"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Raiders Minimization"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  362. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  363. 3:00 AM Clipped "Free Wednesday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  365. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "When a Kid Goes Bad"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 5:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  367. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  368. 8:30 AM The Office "Moroccan Christmas"
    • TV-PG
  369. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "Ghost Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "The Four Pillars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Change for a Buck"
    • TV-PG
  372. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "A Little off the Top"
    • TV-PG
  373. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "The Worst Noel"
    • TV-PG
  374. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "Honey, I Blew Up Myself"
    • TV-PG
  375. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "Sofa So Good"
    • TV-PG
  376. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "How Green Was My Apple"
    • TV-PG
  377. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Crappy Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  378. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Noel Cowards"
    • TV-PG
  379. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "Best Man"
    • TV-PG
  380. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "Dog Days"
    • TV-PG
  381. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Die Semi-Hard"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  382. 3:30 PM American Dad "Manhattan Magical Murder Mystery Tour"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  383. 4:00 PM American Dad "The Shrink"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  384. 4:30 PM American Dad "Holy S..., Jeff's Back!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  385. 5:00 PM American Dad "American Fung"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  386. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Brian: Portrait of a Dog"
    • TV-14  (L)
  387. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Princess Consuela"
    • TV-PG
  388. 6:30 PM Friends "The One Where Estelle Dies"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  389. 7:00 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  390. 7:30 PM Friends "The Last One"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  391. Wednesday Night
  392. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Maestro"
    • TV-PG
  393. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Wink"
    • TV-PG
  394. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Soup Nazi"
    • TV-PG
  395. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Secret Code"
    • TV-PG
  396. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Sponge"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  397. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Gum"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  398. 11:00 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Workplace Proximity"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  399. 11:30 PM The Big Bang Theory "The Romance Resonance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  400. Thursday, August 13
  401. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Proton Displacement"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  402. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Itchy Brain Simulation"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Thanksgiving Decoupling"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  404. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Discovery Dissipation"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  405. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  406. 3:00 AM The Office "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  408. 4:30 AM Cougar Town "What Are You Doin' in My Life?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  409. 5:00 AM She's the Man
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  410. 7:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  411. 8:00 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  412. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement "3rd Wheel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  413. 9:30 AM Rules of Engagement "Indian Giver"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  414. 10:00 AM Married ... With Children "Get Outta Dodge"
    • TV-PG
  415. 10:30 AM Married ... With Children "Valentine's Day Massacre"
    • TV-PG
  416. 11:00 AM Married ... With Children "Field of Screams"
    • TV-PG
  417. 11:30 AM Married ... With Children "The D'Arcy Files"
    • TV-PG
  418. 12:00 PM Married ... With Children "The Legend of Ironhead Haynes"
    • TV-PG
  419. 12:30 PM Married ... With Children "Nooner or Later"
    • TV-PG
  420. 1:00 PM The King of Queens "Hungry Man"
    • TV-PG
  421. 1:30 PM The King of Queens "Court Date"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  422. 2:00 PM The King of Queens "S'ain't Valentine's"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  423. 2:30 PM The King of Queens "White Collar"
    • TV-PG
  424. 3:00 PM The Cleveland Show "Y Tu Jr. Tambien"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  425. 3:30 PM American Dad "Seizures Suit Stanny"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  426. 4:00 PM American Dad "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  427. 4:30 PM American Dad "Threat Levels"
    • TV-14  (D)
  428. 5:00 PM American Dad "Stan Knows Best"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  429. 5:30 PM Family Guy "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  430. 6:00 PM Friends "The One With Ross' Sandwich"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  431. 6:30 PM Friends "The One With Chandler's Work Laugh"
    • TV-PG
  432. 7:00 PM Friends "The One With Joey's Bag"
    • TV-PG
  433. 7:30 PM Friends "The One Where Everybody Finds Out"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  434. Thursday Night
  435. 8:00 PM Seinfeld "The Rye"
    • TV-PG  (S)
  436. 8:30 PM Seinfeld "The Caddy"
    • TV-PG
  437. 9:00 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  438. 9:30 PM Seinfeld "The Cadillac"
    • TV-PG
  439. 10:00 PM Seinfeld "The Friars Club"
    • TV-PG
  440. 10:30 PM Seinfeld "The Calzone"
    • TV-PG
  441. 11:00 PM Family Guy "Holy Crap"
    • TV-14  (D)
  442. 11:30 PM Family Guy "Da Boom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  443. Friday, August 14
  444. 12:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Cooper Extraction"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  445. 12:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Hesitation Ramification"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  446. 1:00 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Occupation Recalibration"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  447. 1:30 AM The Big Bang Theory "The Convention Conundrum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  448. 2:00 AM Conan
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  449. 3:00 AM The Office "Prince Family Paper"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  450. 3:30 AM Conan
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  451. 4:30 AM America's Next Weatherman "Into the Storm"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 5:30 AM Our Family Wedding
    • TV-14  (D)
    • PG-13
  453. 7:30 AM America's Funniest Home Videos
    • TV-G
  454. 8:30 AM The Office "Stress Relief"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  455. 9:00 AM Rules of Engagement