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  1. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  2. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  3. 10:00 AM P90 Body Makeover
  4. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  5. 11:00 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Waking Up Dead"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  6. 11:31 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Putting a Smiley Face on Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  7. 12:03 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death, the New Black"
    • TV-14  (V)
  8. 12:35 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Ready or Not Here Comes Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  9. 1:07 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Crying Over Spilled Blood"
    • TV-14  (V)
  10. 1:39 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Sudden Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  11. 2:11 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Wait, Don't Tell Me? You're Dead!"
    • TV-14  (V)
  12. 2:43 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Certificates"
    • TV-14  (V)
  13. 3:15 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  14. 3:49 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dirt Nap"
    • TV-14  (V)
  15. 4:23 PM Futurama "Bender's Big Score"
    • TV-14
  16. 4:57 PM Futurama "Bender's Big Score"
    • TV-14
  17. 5:30 PM Futurama "Bender's Big Score"
    • TV-14
  18. 6:03 PM Futurama "Bender's Big Score"
    • TV-14
  19. 6:36 PM Forgetting Sarah Marshall
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  20. Last Night
  21. 9:30 PM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  22. Today
  23. 12:00 AM 2016 MTV Video Music Awards
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 2:30 AM The Goddamn Comedy Jam
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  25. 3:35 AM The Goddamn Comedy Jam
    • TV-14  (L)
  26. 4:45 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  27. 7:10 AM Comedy Central Presents "Natasha Leggero"
    • TV-14  (L)
  28. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Marc Maron"
    • TV-14
  29. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  30. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  31. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  32. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  33. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  34. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  35. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  36. 11:30 AM Body Beast
  37. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents
    • TV-14
  38. 12:30 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 1:45 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 3:00 PM Archer "Mole Hunt"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  41. 3:30 PM Archer "Training Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  42. 4:00 PM Archer "Diversity Hire"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  43. 4:30 PM Archer "Killing Utne"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  44. 5:00 PM Archer "Honeypot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 5:30 PM Archer "Skorpio"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  46. 6:00 PM Archer "Skytanic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  47. 6:30 PM Archer "The Rock"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 7:00 PM Archer "Job Offer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 7:30 PM Archer "Dial M for Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM Archer "Swiss Miss"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 8:30 PM Futurama "Mobius Dick"
    • TV-14
  53. 9:00 PM Futurama "Law & Oracle"
    • TV-14
  54. 9:30 PM Futurama "Benderama"
    • TV-14
  55. 10:00 PM Futurama "The Tip of the Zoidberg"
    • TV-14
  56. 10:30 PM Futurama "Ghost in the Machines"
    • TV-14
  57. 11:00 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  58. 11:30 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  59. Tomorrow
  60. 12:00 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  61. 2:15 AM Step Brothers
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  62. 4:30 AM South Park "Cat Orgy"
    • TV-MA
  63. 5:00 AM South Park "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
    • TV-MA
  64. 5:30 AM South Park "Jewbilee"
    • TV-MA
  65. 6:00 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 7:00 AM Kroll Show "Pleep Ploop"
    • TV-14  (L)
  67. 7:30 AM Comedy Central Presents
    • TV-14
  68. 8:00 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  69. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  70. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  71. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  72. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  73. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  74. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  75. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  76. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Greg Warren"
    • TV-14
  77. 12:15 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 1:21 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 2:24 PM The Rocker
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  80. 5:09 PM Tosh.0 "Virgin Trampoline Jumper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 5:42 PM Tosh.0 "Microwave Glow Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 6:10 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Weatherman"
    • TV-14  (L)
  83. 6:43 PM Tosh.0 "Gay Restaurant"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 7:16 PM Tosh.0 "Drunk Knockout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 7:48 PM Tosh.0 "Courtroom C... Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. Tomorrow Night
  87. 8:20 PM Futurama "Neutopia"
    • TV-14
  88. 8:50 PM Futurama "Yo Leela Leela"
    • TV-14
  89. 9:19 PM Futurama "Fry Am the Egg Man"
    • TV-14
  90. 9:53 PM Futurama "All the Presidents' Heads"
    • TV-14
  91. 10:26 PM Futurama "Cold Warriors"
    • TV-14
  92. 10:58 PM Tosh.0 "Boom Goes the Dynamite Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Fedora Hero Saves Eggs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. Wednesday, August 31
  95. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Worst Sketch Group"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 12:30 AM Tosh.0 "Crying Giants Fan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  97. 1:00 AM Tosh.0 "Lingerie Football Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 1:30 AM Tosh.0 "High School Football Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 2:00 AM Daniel Tosh: People Pleaser
    • TV-MA  (L)
  100. 3:03 AM Daniel Tosh: Completely Serious
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:07 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Charlie Sheen"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. 5:40 AM Saturday Night Live "The Best of David Spade"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "John Mulaney"
    • TV-14
  104. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  105. 8:30 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  106. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  107. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  108. 10:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  109. 10:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  110. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  112. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Pete Holmes"
    • TV-14
  113. 12:15 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 1:21 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 2:24 PM South Park "T.M.I."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 2:57 PM South Park "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  117. 3:30 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 4:03 PM South Park "Bass to Mouth"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  119. 4:36 PM South Park "1 Percent"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  120. 5:09 PM South Park "The Poor Kid"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  121. 5:42 PM South Park "Royal Pudding"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 6:10 PM South Park "City Sushi"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 6:43 PM South Park "HumancentiPad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  124. 7:16 PM South Park "Let Go, Let Gov"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  125. 7:48 PM South Park "Informative Murder Porn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  126. Wednesday Night
  127. 8:20 PM South Park "World War Zimmerman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 8:50 PM South Park "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  129. 9:19 PM South Park "Taming Strange"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  130. 9:54 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  131. 10:28 PM South Park "The Hobbit"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  132. 11:00 PM South Park "The Black Friday Trilogy"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  133. Thursday, September 1
  134. 12:30 AM South Park "Woodland Critter Christmas"
    • TV-MA
  135. 1:00 AM South Park "Ginger Kids"
    • TV-MA
  136. 1:30 AM South Park "Goobacks"
    • TV-MA
  137. 2:00 AM South Park "Le Petit Tourette"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  138. 2:31 AM South Park "It Hits the Fan"
    • TV-MA
  139. 3:03 AM South Park "Dances with Smurfs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  140. 3:35 AM South Park "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina"
    • TV-MA
  141. 4:07 AM South Park "Bloody Mary"
    • TV-MA
  142. 4:40 AM South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  143. 6:15 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 7:15 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Beats Boggs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  145. 7:45 AM Comedy Central Presents "Brian Kiley"
    • TV-PG
  146. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  147. 8:30 AM Blade Boss
  148. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 9:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  150. 10:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  151. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 11:00 AM Bissell Revolution
  153. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  154. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Jasper Redd"
    • TV-14
  155. 12:15 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 1:21 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 2:24 PM Police Academy
    • TV-PG  (S)
    • R
  158. 4:36 PM Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  159. 6:43 PM RENO 911! "Dangle's Secret Family"
    • TV-14  (L)
  160. 7:16 PM RENO 911! "Super Knockers!"
    • TV-14  (L)
  161. 7:48 PM RENO 911! "Undercover at Burger Cousin"
    • TV-14  (L)
  162. Thursday Night
  163. 8:20 PM Futurama "Overclockwise"
    • TV-14
  164. 8:50 PM Futurama "Reincarnation"
    • TV-14
  165. 9:19 PM Futurama "The Bots and the Bees"
    • TV-14
  166. 9:53 PM Futurama "A Farewell To Arms"
    • TV-14
  167. 10:26 PM Futurama "Decision 3012"
    • TV-14
  168. 10:58 PM Daniel Tosh: Happy Thoughts
    • TV-14  (L)
  169. Friday, September 2
  170. 12:00 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 1:00 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 2:00 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  173. 3:02 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Live Finals"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 4:05 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Justin Bieber"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 6:05 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Double Rainbow Guy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  177. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Cory Kahaney"
    • TV-14
  178. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 10:30 AM Body Beast
  184. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  185. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 1:07 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  188. 2:10 PM Dude, Where's My Car?
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  189. 4:24 PM Key & Peele
    • TV-14  (L)
  190. 4:57 PM Key & Peele "The 420 Special"
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 5:30 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  192. 6:03 PM Key & Peele "Dubstep"
    • TV-14  (L)
  193. 6:38 PM Key & Peele "East Bowl/West Bowl Rap"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  194. 7:12 PM Key & Peele "The Return of East/West Bowl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  195. 7:46 PM Futurama "The Thief of Baghead"
    • TV-14
  196. Friday Night
  197. 8:20 PM Futurama "Zapp Dingbat"
    • TV-14
  198. 8:50 PM Futurama "The Butterjunk Effect"
    • TV-14
  199. 9:16 PM Futurama "The Six Million Dollar Mon"
    • TV-14
  200. 9:49 PM Futurama "Fun on a Bun"
    • TV-14
  201. 10:20 PM Just Friends
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  202. Saturday, September 3
  203. 12:30 AM Shallow Hal
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  204. 3:00 AM The Half Hour "Joe Machi"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  205. 3:30 AM The Half Hour "Drew Michael"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  206. 4:00 AM Shallow Hal
    • TV-14
    • PG-13
  207. 6:40 AM The Half Hour "Joe Machi"
    • TV-14  (L)
  208. 7:10 AM The Half Hour "Drew Michael"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mike DeStefano"
    • TV-14
  210. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 10:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  215. 10:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  216. 11:00 AM South Park "Prehistoric Ice Man"
    • TV-MA
  217. 11:35 AM South Park "Jakovasaurs"
    • TV-MA
  218. 12:07 PM Dude, Where's My Car?
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  219. 2:12 PM Nacho Libre
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  220. 4:27 PM Half Baked
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  221. 6:37 PM Nacho Libre
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  222. Saturday Night
  223. 8:50 PM South Park "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
    • TV-MA
  224. 9:20 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  225. 9:55 PM South Park "Sarcastaball"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  226. 10:30 PM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. Sunday, September 4
  228. 1:00 AM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  229. 3:05 AM The Longest Yard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  230. 5:40 AM Big Daddy
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  231. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Robert Hawkins"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  232. 8:00 AM Erection Now!
  233. 8:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  234. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 10:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  237. 10:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  238. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Ty Barnett"
    • TV-14
  239. 11:23 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Up With Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  240. 11:55 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Bites!"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  241. 12:27 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Today's Menu: Deep Fried Death"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  242. 12:59 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Better Them Than Us"
    • TV-14  (V)
  243. 1:31 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Hurry Up and Die"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  244. 2:03 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death: Putting the Fun in Funeral"
    • TV-14  (V)
  245. 2:35 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Wild Wild Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  246. 3:07 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  247. 3:41 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  248. 4:15 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  249. 4:48 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 5:20 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 5:52 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 6:24 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 6:57 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  254. 7:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  255. Sunday Night
  256. 8:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 8:30 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 9:00 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  259. 9:35 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. 10:10 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  261. 10:45 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  262. 11:19 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 11:53 PM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. Monday, September 5
  265. 12:27 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  266. 1:00 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 1:30 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 2:00 AM Big Daddy
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  269. 4:10 AM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • PG-13
  270. 6:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Puts on a Dunce Cap"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  271. 6:40 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death on Arrival"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  272. 7:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "You're Dead! LOL!"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  273. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Harland Williams"
    • TV-14
  274. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Dom Irrera"
    • TV-14
  283. 12:13 PM South Park "Damien"
    • TV-MA
  284. 12:46 PM South Park "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
    • TV-MA
  285. 1:19 PM Wayne's World
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  286. 3:30 PM Tommy Boy
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  287. 5:42 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  288. Monday Night
  289. 8:22 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  290. 11:00 PM Tommy Boy
    • TV-PG
    • PG-13
  291. Tuesday, September 6
  292. 1:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
    • NEW
  293. 2:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  294. 4:05 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  295. 5:36 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  296. 7:06 AM Kroll Show "Bangs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  297. 7:36 AM Comedy Central Presents "Tony Woods"
    • TV-14
  298. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Jim Gaffigan"
    • TV-14
  307. 12:13 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 1:19 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 1:51 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:24 PM Tosh.0 "Angry Black Preacher"
    • TV-14  (L)
  311. 2:57 PM Tosh.0 "Happy Birthday, Katie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:30 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (L)
  313. 4:03 PM Tosh.0 "Bug in Mouth Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 4:36 PM Tosh.0 "Brian Atene"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 5:09 PM Tosh.0 "Ostomy Bag Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 5:42 PM Tosh.0 "Weightlifting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 6:12 PM Tosh.0 "Tisha Unarmed (cewebrity Profile)"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 6:45 PM Tosh.0 "Kitten Play"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 7:18 PM Tosh.0 "Vegan Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 7:50 PM Tosh.0 "Hurl-a-Whirl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. Tuesday Night
  322. 8:22 PM Futurama "Free Will Hunting"
    • TV-14
  323. 8:52 PM Futurama "Near-Death Wish"
    • TV-14
  324. 9:21 PM Futurama "31st Century Fox"
    • TV-14
  325. 9:55 PM Futurama "Viva Mars Vegas"
    • TV-14
  326. 10:29 PM Futurama "Naturama"
    • TV-14
  327. 11:00 PM Tosh.0 "Possum Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Rich Piana"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. Wednesday, September 7
  330. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Catcaller"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 12:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  332. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  333. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  334. 3:01 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:33 AM Tosh.0 "P... Power"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  336. 4:06 AM Tosh.0 "Fired for Being Too Hot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 4:40 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  338. 5:10 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  339. 5:38 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 6:38 AM South Park "Britney's New Look"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  341. 7:08 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Group Dates"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mario Cantone"
    • TV-14  (D)
  343. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Gregg Rogell"
    • TV-14
  352. 12:11 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 1:17 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:49 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  355. 2:22 PM South Park "Butters' Very Own Episode"
    • TV-MA
  356. 2:55 PM South Park "Gnomes"
    • TV-MA
  357. 3:28 PM South Park "A History Channel Thanksgiving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 4:01 PM South Park "A Nightmare On FaceTime"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 4:34 PM South Park "Reverse Cowgirl"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 5:07 PM South Park "Cash For Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  361. 5:40 PM South Park "Faith Hilling"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  362. 6:10 PM South Park "Jewpacabra"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  363. 6:43 PM South Park "Butterballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. 7:16 PM South Park "Obama Wins!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. 7:48 PM South Park "Insecurity"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. Wednesday Night
  367. 8:20 PM South Park "Cartman Finds Love"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 8:50 PM South Park "Go Fund Yourself"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 9:19 PM South Park "Gluten Free Ebola"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 9:54 PM South Park "The Cissy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 10:28 PM South Park "Handicar"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  372. 11:00 PM South Park "The Magic Bush"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  373. 11:30 PM South Park "Freemium Isn't Free"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  374. Thursday, September 8
  375. 12:00 AM South Park "Grounded Vindaloop"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  376. 12:30 AM South Park "C... Magic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  377. 1:00 AM South Park "Rehash"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 1:30 AM South Park "Happy Holograms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  379. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  380. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  381. 3:01 AM South Park "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
    • TV-MA
  382. 3:31 AM South Park "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
    • TV-MA
  383. 4:04 AM South Park "Trapper Keeper"
    • TV-MA
  384. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  385. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  386. 5:35 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Day 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  387. 6:35 AM South Park "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
    • TV-MA
  388. 7:05 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin"
    • TV-MA
  389. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Godfrey"
    • TV-14  (S)
  390. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Howard Kremer"
    • TV-14  (D)
  399. 12:13 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 1:19 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 1:51 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  402. 2:24 PM Archer "A Going Concern"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  403. 2:57 PM Archer "Blood Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  404. 3:30 PM Archer "Pipeline Fever"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  405. 4:03 PM Archer "Double Deuce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  406. 4:36 PM Archer "Tragical History"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  407. 5:09 PM Archer "Movie Star"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  408. 5:42 PM Archer "Stage Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  409. 6:12 PM Archer "Placebo Effect"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  410. 6:45 PM Archer "El Secuestro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  411. 7:18 PM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  412. 7:50 PM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  413. Thursday Night
  414. 8:22 PM Futurama "Forty Percent Leadbelly"
    • TV-14
  415. 8:52 PM Futurama "2-D Blacktop"
    • TV-14
  416. 9:21 PM Futurama "T.: The Terrestrial"
    • TV-14
  417. 9:55 PM Futurama "Fry and Leela's Big Fling"
    • TV-14
  418. 10:28 PM Futurama "The Inhuman Torch"
    • TV-14
  419. 11:00 PM Tosh.0 "Bad Breakdancer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  420. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Monster Energy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  421. Friday, September 9
  422. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Mushroom Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  423. 12:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  424. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  425. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  426. 3:01 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 3:31 AM Tosh.0 "Spoken Word Fail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  428. 4:04 AM Tosh.0 "S... Rock Climber"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  429. 4:37 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  430. 5:07 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  431. 5:35 AM Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle "Live Finals"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  432. 6:35 AM Tosh.0 "Friendly Tackle"
    • TV-14  (L)
  433. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Memorabilia Auction 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  434. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Pat Dixon"
    • TV-14
  435. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  436. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  437. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  438. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  439. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  440. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  441. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Otis Lee Crenshaw"
    • TV-PG
  444. 12:32 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  445. 1:38 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  446. 2:10 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  447. 2:44 PM Key & Peele "Black Ice News"
    • TV-14  (L)
  448. 3:18 PM Key & Peele "I'm Retired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  449. 3:51 PM Key & Peele "Soul Food"
    • TV-14  (L)
  450. 4:24 PM Key & Peele "Killer Concept Album"
    • TV-14  (L)
  451. 4:57 PM Key & Peele "Meegan & Andre Break Up"
    • TV-14  (L)
  452. 5:30 PM Key & Peele "Thug English Actor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  453. 6:03 PM Key & Peele "Alien Impostors"
    • TV-14  (L)
  454. 6:38 PM Key & Peele "The Job Interview"
    • TV-14  (L)
  455. 7:12 PM Key & Peele "Non-Stop Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  456. 7:46 PM Key & Peele "P... on the Chainwax"
    • TV-14  (L)
  457. Friday Night
  458. 8:20 PM Futurama "Saturday Morning Fun Pit"
    • TV-14
  459. 8:50 PM Futurama "Calculon 2.0"
    • TV-14
  460. 9:19 PM Futurama "Assie Come Home"
    • TV-14
  461. 9:53 PM Futurama "Leela and the Genestalk"
    • TV-14
  462. 10:27 PM Futurama "Game of Tones"
    • TV-14
  463. 11:00 PM Stand Up to Cancer
    • LIVE
  464. Saturday, September 10
  465. 12:00 AM South Park "Imaginationland: The Trilogy"
    • TV-MA
  466. 1:30 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  467. 3:00 AM The Half Hour "Aparna Nancherla"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  468. 3:30 AM The Half Hour "Nate Fernald"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D)
  469. 4:00 AM Cop Out
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  470. 6:38 AM Tosh.0 "Tosh Memorabilia Dump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  471. 7:08 AM Comedy Central Presents "Chris D'Elia"
    • TV-14  (L)
  472. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Megan Mooney"
    • TV-14
  473. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  474. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  475. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  476. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  477. 10:00 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  478. 10:30 AM Fantasy Football Weekly
  479. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Steve McGrew"
    • TV-14
  480. 11:23 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Life Will Kill You"
    • TV-14  (V)
  481. 11:55 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Be Not Stupid"
    • TV-14  (V,S)
  482. 12:27 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Star Death: The Last Generation"
    • TV-14  (V)
  483. 12:59 PM South Park "All About Mormons"
    • TV-MA
  484. 1:31 PM South Park "Over Logging"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  485. 2:03 PM South Park "Good Times With Weapons"
    • TV-MA
  486. 2:35 PM South Park "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"
    • TV-MA
  487. 3:07 PM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  488. 5:20 PM My Cousin Vinny
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • R
  489. Saturday Night
  490. 8:00 PM Fun With Dick & Jane
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  491. 10:10 PM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  492. Sunday, September 11
  493. 12:55 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live From Brazos County Jail
    • TV-MA  (L)
  494. 2:00 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  495. 3:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
  496. 4:40 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • TV-MA  (L)
  497. 6:00 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Criminals: Live From Brazos County Jail
    • TV-MA  (L)
  498. 7:00 AM Tosh.0 "Perfect Internet Video"
    • TV-14  (L)
  499. 7:30 AM Comedy Central Presents "Doug Benson 2"
    • TV-14
  500. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  501. 8:30 AM Paid Programming