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  1. 6:20 PM Get Him to the Greek
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  2. Last Night
  3. 9:00 PM Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  4. 11:50 PM Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. Today
  6. 12:55 AM Jeff Dunham: Unhinged in Hollywood
    • TV-MA  (L)
  7. 2:00 AM Live From New York!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  8. 4:10 AM Patton Oswalt: Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time
    • TV-MA  (L)
  9. 5:12 AM Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
    • TV-14  (L)
  10. 6:10 AM Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 7:40 AM Comedy Central Presents "Rod Man"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 8:00 AM Better, Longer, Stronger Sex
  13. 8:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  14. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  15. 9:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  16. 10:00 AM Country Heat Dance Workout!
  17. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  18. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jeff Garcia"
    • TV-14  (L)
  19. 11:15 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Tweets From the Dead"
    • TV-14  (V)
  20. 11:47 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Grave Errors"
    • TV-14  (V)
  21. 12:19 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Eat, Pray Die"
    • TV-14  (V)
  22. 12:50 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  23. 3:30 PM Get Him to the Greek
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  24. 6:20 PM Cop Out
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  25. Tonight
  26. 9:00 PM Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 10:45 PM Jeff Dunham: Arguing With Myself
    • TV-14  (L)
  28. 11:50 PM Jeff Dunham: Unhinged in Hollywood
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. Tomorrow
  30. 12:55 AM Jeff Dunham: All Over the Map
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 2:00 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 3:20 AM Cop Out
    • TV-MA  (L)
    • R
  33. 6:00 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  34. 6:30 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Child Please"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 7:00 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Jamallies"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  36. 7:30 AM Comedy Central Presents "Doug Benson 2"
    • TV-14
  37. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  38. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  39. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  40. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  41. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 10:30 AM Grilling with Philips!
  43. 11:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  44. 11:30 AM Body Beast!
  45. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  47. 1:32 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 2:04 PM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 2:37 PM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  50. 3:10 PM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  51. 3:42 PM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  52. 4:14 PM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  53. 4:46 PM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  54. 5:18 PM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  55. 5:50 PM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  56. 6:18 PM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  57. 6:51 PM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 7:23 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 7:55 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  60. Tomorrow Night
  61. 8:27 PM Futurama "Luck of the Fryish"
    • TV-14
  62. 8:57 PM Futurama "The Cyber House Rules"
    • TV-14
  63. 9:23 PM Futurama "Insane in the Mainframe"
    • TV-14
  64. 9:54 PM Futurama "Bendin' in the Wind"
    • TV-14
  65. 10:25 PM Futurama "Time Keeps on Slipping"
    • TV-14
  66. 10:56 PM South Park "Cripple Fight!"
    • TV-MA
  67. 11:28 PM South Park "Pee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  68. Tuesday, September 27
  69. 12:00 AM South Park "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
    • TV-MA
  70. 12:30 AM South Park "Canceled"
    • TV-MA
  71. 1:00 AM South Park "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  72. 1:30 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  73. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Alicia Mendez"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  74. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Margaret Cho; Emo Philips; Jaleel White"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  75. 3:01 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  76. 3:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Child Please"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 4:03 AM South Park "Pinewood Derby"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Alicia Mendez"
    • TV-14  (L)
  79. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Margaret Cho; Emo Philips; Jaleel White"
    • TV-14  (L)
  80. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 6:35 AM Kroll Show "Lizards vs. Penguins"
    • TV-14  (L)
  82. 7:05 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kevin Hart"
    • TV-14
  83. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Judy Gold"
    • TV-14
  84. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 8:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  86. 9:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  87. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  88. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  89. 10:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  90. 11:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  91. 11:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  92. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  94. 1:32 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  95. 2:04 PM The Change-Up
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  96. 4:46 PM Tosh.0 "Phillies Fan's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (L)
  97. 5:18 PM Tosh.0 "Shoenice"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 5:50 PM Tosh.0 "Krispy Kreme"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 6:18 PM Tosh.0 "Bryan Adams Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 6:51 PM Tosh.0 "Face Bumper Smash"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 7:23 PM Tosh.0 "We Buy Golf"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 7:55 PM Tosh.0 "Security Officer Jay"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. Tuesday Night
  104. 8:27 PM Futurama "I Dated a Robot"
    • TV-14
  105. 8:57 PM Futurama "Roswell That Ends Well"
    • TV-14
  106. 9:23 PM Futurama "Anthology of Interest II"
    • TV-14
  107. 9:54 PM Futurama "Love & Rocket"
    • TV-14
  108. 10:25 PM Futurama "Leela's Homeworld"
    • TV-14
  109. 10:56 PM Tosh.0 "Puke Drummer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 11:28 PM Tosh.0 "Sword Nose"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. Wednesday, September 28
  112. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Sex Doll Repairman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 12:30 AM Tosh.0 "Climate Change Comedian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 1:00 AM Tosh.0
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 1:30 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  116. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Sara Goldrick-Rab"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  117. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Grace Helbig; Mamrie Hart; Hannah Hart"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  118. 3:01 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Improv Troupe"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  119. 3:31 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 4:03 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  121. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Sara Goldrick-Rab"
    • TV-14  (L)
  122. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Grace Helbig; Mamrie Hart; Hannah Hart"
    • TV-14  (L)
  123. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 6:35 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Improv Troupe"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  125. 7:05 AM Review "Sleeping with a Celebrity; Being Batman"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  126. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Josh Sneed"
    • TV-14
  127. 8:00 AM Blade Boss
  128. 8:30 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  129. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 9:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  131. 10:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  132. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 11:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  134. 11:30 AM Curvy Like Kim
  135. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  137. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  138. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 2:33 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 3:05 PM South Park "Eat, Pray, Queef"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  141. 3:37 PM South Park "Informative Murder Porn"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  142. 4:09 PM South Park "HumancentiPad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  143. 4:41 PM South Park "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
    • TV-MA
  144. 5:13 PM South Park "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
    • TV-MA
  145. 5:45 PM South Park "Jared Has Aides"
    • TV-MA
  146. 6:13 PM South Park "Timmy 2000"
    • TV-MA
  147. 6:46 PM South Park "Marjorine"
    • TV-MA
  148. 7:18 PM South Park "How to Eat With Your Butt"
    • TV-MA
  149. 7:50 PM South Park "Cartman Sucks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  150. Wednesday Night
  151. 8:22 PM South Park "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  152. 8:52 PM South Park "Up the Down Steroid"
    • TV-MA
  153. 9:24 PM South Park "The Ring"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  154. 9:56 PM South Park "Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods"
    • TV-MA
  155. 10:28 PM South Park "Here Comes the Neighborhood"
    • TV-MA
  156. 11:00 PM South Park "The Last of the Meheecans"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  157. 11:30 PM South Park "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
    • TV-MA
  158. Thursday, September 29
  159. 12:00 AM South Park "Christian Rock Hard"
    • TV-MA
  160. 12:30 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 1:00 AM South Park
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  162. 1:30 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  163. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  164. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Bruce Campbell; Nick Swardson; Ken Marino"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  165. 3:01 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 3:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 4:03 AM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  169. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Bruce Campbell; Nick Swardson; Ken Marino"
    • TV-14  (L)
  170. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 6:35 AM South Park "Starvin' Marvin in Space"
    • TV-MA
  172. 7:05 AM South Park "Spooky Fish"
    • TV-MA
  173. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Kirk Fox"
    • TV-14  (D)
  174. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 8:30 AM Good Sex vs. GREAT Sex!
  176. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  177. 9:30 AM Men's Health - All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  178. 10:00 AM P90 Body Makeover
  179. 10:30 AM Larry King Special Report UPDATE
  180. 11:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  181. 11:30 AM Body Beast!
  182. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  184. 1:32 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  185. 2:04 PM Tower Heist
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  186. 4:46 PM Key & Peele "I'm Retired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 5:18 PM Key & Peele "Sex Detective"
    • TV-14  (L)
  188. 5:50 PM Key & Peele "Manly Tears"
    • TV-14  (L)
  189. 6:18 PM Key & Peele "Das Negroes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:51 PM Key & Peele "Hollywood Sequel Doctor"
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 7:23 PM Key & Peele "Y'all Ready For This?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  192. 7:55 PM Key & Peele "Joke Stealing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  193. Thursday Night
  194. 8:27 PM Futurama "Where the Buggalo Roam"
    • TV-14
  195. 8:57 PM Futurama "A Pharaoh to Remember"
    • TV-14
  196. 9:23 PM Futurama "Godfellas"
    • TV-14
  197. 9:54 PM Futurama "Futurestock"
    • TV-14
  198. 10:25 PM Futurama "A Leela of Her Own"
    • TV-14
  199. 10:56 PM David Spade: My Fake Problems
    • TV-14  (L)
  200. Friday, September 30
  201. 12:00 AM The Comedy Central Roast "Rob Lowe"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  202. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Blood Orange"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  203. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Ken Jeong; Dave Foley; Suzy Nakamura"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  204. 3:01 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  205. 3:31 AM Tosh.0 "Crying Wrestling Fan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 4:03 AM Tosh.0 "The Kid Who Farted on the Bus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah "Blood Orange"
    • TV-14  (L)
  208. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick "Ken Jeong; Dave Foley; Suzy Nakamura"
    • TV-14  (L)
  209. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 6:35 AM Tosh.0 "Where Are They Now? Pt. 4"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "How to Get European Men"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  212. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Mike Birbiglia 2"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  213. 8:00 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  214. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 11:00 AM Body Beast
  220. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Bill Santiago"
    • TV-PG
  222. 12:21 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 1:25 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  224. 1:57 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 2:30 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "Vote for Kidney"
    • TV-14
  226. 3:03 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "One in a Bazillion"
    • TV-14
  227. 3:36 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "Suck My Trick"
    • TV-14
  228. 4:09 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "When Kevin Met Salli"
    • TV-14
  229. 4:42 PM Real Husbands of Hollywood "The Great American Hero"
    • TV-14
  230. 5:15 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 6:15 PM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  232. 7:21 PM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. Friday Night
  234. 8:25 PM Futurama "30 Percent Iron Chef"
    • TV-14
  235. 8:55 PM Futurama "Where No Fan Has Gone Before"
    • TV-14
  236. 9:23 PM Futurama "Crimes of the Hot"
    • TV-14
  237. 9:54 PM Futurama "Jurassic Bark"
    • TV-14
  238. 10:25 PM Futurama "The Route of All Evil"
    • TV-14
  239. 10:56 PM South Park "Funnybot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  240. 11:28 PM South Park "Follow That Egg!"
    • TV-MA
  241. Saturday, October 1
  242. 12:00 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  243. 12:30 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  244. 1:00 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 2:00 AM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  246. 3:00 AM The Half Hour "Martha Kelly"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  247. 3:30 AM The Half Hour "Nick Turner"
    • NEW
    • TV-14
  248. 4:00 AM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  249. 5:08 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Plastic Cup Boyz
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 6:08 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Keith Robinson Back of the Bus Funny
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 7:08 AM Tosh.0 "Spoiler Alert: Oscars"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jackie Kashian"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  253. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 11:00 AM South Park "Volcano"
    • TV-MA
  260. 11:34 AM South Park "Poor and Stupid"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  261. 12:08 PM South Park "The Entity"
    • TV-MA
  262. 12:41 PM South Park "Rainforest Schmainforest"
    • TV-MA
  263. 1:14 PM South Park "Canada on Strike!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  264. 1:47 PM South Park "Terrance & Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
    • TV-MA
  265. 2:20 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  266. 2:53 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  267. 3:25 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  268. 3:57 PM Futurama "Into the Wild Green Yonder"
    • TV-14
  269. 4:29 PM Drunk History "Miami"
    • TV-14  (L)
  270. 5:01 PM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  271. 5:33 PM Drunk History "Washington, D.C."
    • TV-14  (L)
  272. 6:04 PM Drunk History "Cleveland"
    • TV-14  (L)
  273. 6:35 PM Beerfest
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  274. Saturday Night
  275. 8:53 PM Beerfest
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  276. 11:00 PM Super Troopers
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  277. Sunday, October 2
  278. 1:00 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  279. 2:00 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:02 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  281. 4:06 AM Live From New York!
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • NR
  282. 6:08 AM Saturday Night Live "The Best of Will Ferrell"
    • TV-14  (L)
  283. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Josh Blue"
    • TV-14
  284. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 8:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  286. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 10:30 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  290. 11:00 AM Comedy Central Presents "Chelsea Peretti"
    • TV-14  (L)
  291. 11:10 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dead Wrongs"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  292. 11:43 AM 1,000 Ways to Die "Deadliest Kitsch"
    • TV-14  (V)
  293. 12:16 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Enter the Ferret"
    • TV-14  (V)
  294. 12:49 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Think Globally, Die Locally"
    • TV-14  (V)
  295. 1:22 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Dead Before They Know It."
    • TV-14  (V)
  296. 1:55 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "A New App Called Death"
    • TV-14  (V)
  297. 2:27 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "If You're Dead, Leave a Message and We'll Get Back to You"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  298. 3:00 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death: One Size Fits All"
    • TV-14  (V)
  299. 3:32 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Getting a Rise From the Dead"
    • TV-14  (V)
  300. 4:04 PM 1,000 Ways to Die "Death Be a Lady Tonight"
    • TV-14  (V)
  301. 4:35 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  302. 6:45 PM You, Me and Dupree
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  303. Sunday Night
  304. 9:20 PM Super Troopers
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  305. 11:30 PM Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny
    • TV-14  (L)
  306. Monday, October 3
  307. 12:30 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 1:30 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  309. 2:30 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Hart of the City "Atlanta"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  310. 3:00 AM Kevin Hart: I'm a Grown Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 4:05 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 4:38 AM Kevin Hart Presents: Hart of the City "Atlanta"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  313. 5:08 AM Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 6:08 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 6:38 AM Drunk History "Great Escapes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  316. 7:08 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 7:38 AM Comedy Central Presents "Nick Thune"
    • TV-14
  318. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  328. 1:32 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 2:04 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  330. 2:37 PM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  331. 3:10 PM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 3:42 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  333. 4:14 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  334. 4:46 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 5:18 PM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  336. 5:50 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  337. 7:55 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  338. Monday Night
  339. 10:00 PM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  340. Tuesday, October 4
  341. 12:00 AM Mean Girls
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  342. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  343. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  344. 3:01 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  345. 3:31 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Come out to Play"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  346. 4:03 AM South Park "Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut"
    • TV-MA
  347. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  348. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  349. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 6:35 AM South Park "Quintuplets 2000"
    • TV-MA
  351. 7:05 AM Review "Having a Best Friend; Going to Space"
    • TV-14  (L)
  352. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jo Koy"
    • TV-14  (D)
  353. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 1:00 PM Tosh.0 "Prom Girl"
    • TV-14  (L)
  363. 1:32 PM Tosh.0 "Furries Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:04 PM Tosh.0 "The $150,000 Tosh.0 Marathon"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 2:37 PM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (L)
  366. 3:10 PM Tosh.0 "Kid Juggalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 3:42 PM Tosh.0 "Summertime Is Great"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 4:14 PM Tosh.0 "Worst Magician Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 4:46 PM Tosh.0 "Car Jump Kid"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 5:18 PM Tosh.0 "Average Homeboy"
    • TV-14  (L)
  371. 5:50 PM Tosh.0 "Headbanger Workout"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 6:18 PM Tosh.0 "Uncensored Tosh.0"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 6:51 PM Tosh.0 "How to Teach"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 7:23 PM Tosh.0 "Space Shuttle Launch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 7:55 PM Tosh.0 "The Hurdle Girls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. Tuesday Night
  377. 8:27 PM Futurama "A Taste of Freedom"
    • TV-14
  378. 8:57 PM Futurama "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch"
    • TV-14
  379. 9:29 PM Futurama "Less Than Hero"
    • TV-14
  380. 10:00 PM Futurama "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
    • TV-14
  381. 10:30 PM Futurama "The Why of Fry"
    • TV-14
  382. 11:00 PM Tosh.0 "Fart Porn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 11:30 PM Tosh.0 "Tay Zonday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. Wednesday, October 5
  385. 12:00 AM Tosh.0 "Hillary in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 12:30 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 1:00 AM Tosh.0
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 1:30 AM Drunk History "Legends"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  389. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  390. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  391. 3:01 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Box of Pain"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  392. 3:31 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 4:03 AM Drunk History "Legends"
    • TV-14  (L)
  394. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  395. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  396. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  397. 6:35 AM The Meltdown With Jonah and Kumail "The One With the Box of Pain"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  398. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Why Must I Cry?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  399. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Jake Johannsen"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  400. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  403. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  404. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  406. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  407. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  408. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  409. 1:00 PM South Park "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus"
    • TV-MA
  410. 1:30 PM South Park "Spontaneous Combustion"
    • TV-MA
  411. 2:00 PM South Park "Conjoined Fetus Lady"
    • TV-MA
  412. 2:33 PM South Park "The Passion of the Jew"
    • TV-MA
  413. 3:05 PM South Park "4th Grade"
    • TV-MA
  414. 3:37 PM South Park "Grey Dawn"
    • TV-MA
  415. 4:09 PM South Park "Ginger Cow"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  416. 4:41 PM South Park "The Death Camp of Tolerance"
    • TV-MA
  417. 5:13 PM South Park "Eek, a Penis!"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  418. 5:45 PM South Park "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
    • TV-MA
  419. 6:13 PM South Park "Best Friends Forever"
    • TV-MA
  420. 6:46 PM South Park "Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls"
    • TV-MA
  421. 7:18 PM South Park "Succubus"
    • TV-MA
  422. 7:50 PM South Park "Butters' Bottom Bitch"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  423. Wednesday Night
  424. 8:22 PM South Park "Tweek vs. Craig"
    • TV-MA
  425. 8:52 PM South Park "Tweek x Craig"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  426. 9:24 PM South Park "The F Word"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  427. 9:58 PM South Park "Free Hat"
    • TV-MA
  428. 10:30 PM South Park "W.T.F."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  429. 11:00 PM South Park "Cartman Joins NAMBLA"
    • TV-MA
  430. 11:30 PM South Park "More Crap"
    • TV-MA
  431. Thursday, October 6
  432. 12:00 AM South Park "Margaritaville"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  433. 12:30 AM South Park "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  434. 1:00 AM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  435. 1:30 AM Legends of Chamberlain Heights "Jamallies"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  436. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  437. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  438. 3:01 AM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  439. 4:03 AM South Park "Wing"
    • TV-MA
  440. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  441. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  442. 5:35 AM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 6:35 AM South Park "Preschool"
    • TV-MA
  444. 7:05 AM South Park "Super Fun Time"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  445. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Dwayne Kennedy"
    • TV-14
  446. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  454. 12:00 PM Comedy Central Presents "Margaret Smith"
    • TV-14  (D)
  455. 12:20 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 1:22 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  457. 2:27 PM Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  458. 5:08 PM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  459. 5:40 PM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  460. 6:08 PM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  461. 6:41 PM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  462. 7:13 PM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  463. 7:45 PM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  464. Thursday Night
  465. 8:17 PM Archer "Sitting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  466. 8:47 PM Futurama "The Sting"
    • TV-14
  467. 9:13 PM Futurama "The Farnsworth Parabox"
    • TV-14
  468. 9:47 PM Futurama "Three Hundred Big Boys"
    • TV-14
  469. 10:20 PM Futurama "Spanish Fry"
    • TV-14
  470. 10:50 PM Futurama "Bend Her"
    • TV-14
  471. 11:20 PM South Park "Member Berries"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  472. 11:50 PM South Park "Skank Hunt"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  473. Friday, October 7
  474. 12:20 AM South Park
    • TV-MA  (L)
  475. 12:50 AM Jeff Ross Roasts Cops
    • TV-MA  (L)
  476. 2:00 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  477. 2:31 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  478. 3:01 AM Drunk History "Legends"
    • TV-14  (L)
  479. 3:31 AM Tosh.0 "Sweet Brown"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  480. 4:03 AM Tosh.0
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  481. 4:35 AM The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
    • TV-14  (L)
  482. 5:05 AM At Midnight With Chris Hardwick
    • TV-14  (L)
  483. 5:35 AM RENO 911! "Strong Sister"
    • TV-14  (L)
  484. 7:05 AM Tosh.0 "Miss Teen South Carolina"
    • TV-14  (L)
  485. 7:35 AM Comedy Central Presents "Tom Cotter"
    • TV-14
  486. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  487. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  488. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  489. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  490. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  491. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  492. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  493. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  494. 12:00 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  495. 1:10 PM Saturday Night Live
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  496. 2:20 PM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  497. 2:53 PM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  498. 3:26 PM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  499. 3:59 PM Chappelle's Show
    • TV-14  (L)
  500. 4:32 PM Key & Peele "Malcolm Meets Martin"
    • TV-14  (L)
  501. 5:05 PM Key & Peele "The Branding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  502. 5:37 PM Key & Peele "Obama Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (L)
  503. 6:05 PM Key & Peele "Biological Dad"
    • TV-14  (L)
  504. 6:38 PM Key & Peele "Wendell's Broken Bed"
    • TV-14  (L)
  505. 7:11 PM Key & Peele