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  1. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 9:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 11:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  7. Today
  8. 1:30 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  9. 4:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  10. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Torture"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  11. 8:01 AM The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder
  12. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  13. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  14. 9:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  15. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Fear, Itself"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  16. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Beer Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  17. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 3:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. 5:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. Tonight
  26. 9:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  27. Tomorrow
  28. 12:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  32. 4:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  33. 5:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  34. 6:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 6:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  36. 7:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  37. 8:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  38. 8:30 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  39. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  40. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  41. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  45. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 1:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. 3:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  49. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  50. Tomorrow Night
  51. 10:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. Monday, August 31
  53. 1:00 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  54. 2:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  55. 3:05 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  56. 4:06 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  57. 5:08 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  59. 6:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  60. 6:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  61. 7:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  62. 7:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  63. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  64. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  65. 9:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  66. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  67. 10:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  68. 12:00 PM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  69. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  72. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  77. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  78. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. Monday Night
  81. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 9:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  84. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  85. Tuesday, September 1
  86. 1:00 AM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  87. 3:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  88. 5:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  90. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  91. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  92. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  93. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  94. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  95. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  96. 9:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  97. 10:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. 12:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  99. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. Tuesday Night
  111. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. Wednesday, September 2
  114. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. 2:11 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  116. 3:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  117. 4:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  118. 5:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 6:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  120. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  121. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  123. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  124. 8:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  125. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  127. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  128. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  137. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. Wednesday Night
  140. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  144. Thursday, September 3
  145. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  146. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  147. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  148. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  149. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  151. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  152. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  153. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  154. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  155. 12:30 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  156. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  158. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  159. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  161. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. Thursday Night
  168. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. Friday, September 4
  171. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  173. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  174. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  175. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  176. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  177. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  178. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  179. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  181. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  182. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  184. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  185. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  186. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  187. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  188. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  189. 10:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  190. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  194. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  201. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. Friday Night
  203. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  204. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. Saturday, September 5
  207. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  209. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  214. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  215. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  219. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  222. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  223. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  224. Saturday Night
  225. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  226. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. Sunday, September 6
  228. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  232. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  233. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  234. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  235. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  236. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  237. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  239. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  240. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  241. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  244. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  249. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  251. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  252. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  253. Sunday Night
  254. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  255. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  256. Monday, September 7
  257. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  258. 2:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  259. 3:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  260. 4:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  261. 5:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 5:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 6:05 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  265. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 7:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  267. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  269. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  272. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  273. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  276. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  277. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  278. Monday Night
  279. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  280. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  281. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  282. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  283. Tuesday, September 8
  284. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  286. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  287. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  288. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  301. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  304. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  306. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  311. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. Tuesday Night
  314. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  315. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  316. Wednesday, September 9
  317. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  318. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  319. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 10:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  329. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  331. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  336. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. Wednesday Night
  340. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  343. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  344. Thursday, September 10
  345. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  346. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  348. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  349. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  350. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  355. 10:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 12:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  357. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  358. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  366. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  367. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. Thursday Night
  369. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 8:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  371. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  372. Friday, September 11
  373. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  374. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  375. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  376. 2:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  377. 3:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  379. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  380. 4:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  381. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  389. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  390. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  391. 10:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  392. 12:00 PM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  393. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  394. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  395. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  396. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  398. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  400. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  401. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)