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  1. 1:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  2. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. Last Night
  4. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 11:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  6. Today
  7. 2:00 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  8. 3:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  9. 3:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 4:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 4:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  12. 5:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 6:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  15. 6:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  16. 7:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  17. 7:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  18. 8:01 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  19. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  20. 9:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  21. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  22. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  23. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  27. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  28. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 2:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. 4:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  32. 7:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  33. Tonight
  34. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  35. Tomorrow
  36. 1:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  37. 2:01 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  38. 3:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  39. 4:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  40. 5:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 6:04 AM Money Maker
  43. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  44. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  45. 7:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  46. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  47. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  48. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  49. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  50. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  51. 12:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  52. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  53. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. Tomorrow Night
  63. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  64. 11:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  65. Tuesday, August 22
  66. 1:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  67. 3:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  68. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 6:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  70. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  71. 7:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  72. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  73. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  74. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  75. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  76. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  77. 10:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  78. 12:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  79. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. Tuesday Night
  91. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  93. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. Wednesday, August 23
  95. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  99. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  100. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  101. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  102. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  103. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  104. 9:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  105. 9:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  106. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  107. 12:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  109. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. Wednesday Night
  120. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  121. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. Thursday, August 24
  123. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  124. 2:02 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  125. 3:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  126. 4:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  127. 5:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  128. 6:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  129. 7:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 7:37 AM FXM Presents
  131. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  132. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  133. 9:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  134. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  135. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  136. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  139. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. Thursday Night
  148. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 8:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  151. Friday, August 25
  152. 1:00 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  153. 3:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  154. 4:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  155. 5:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 5:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 6:01 AM Paid Programming
  158. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  159. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  160. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  161. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  162. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 10:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  165. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  166. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. Friday Night
  177. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 9:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. Saturday, August 26
  182. 1:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  184. 6:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  185. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 10:00 AM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  190. 12:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  191. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  192. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 3:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  194. 5:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  195. 7:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. Saturday Night
  197. 9:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  198. Sunday, August 27
  199. 12:00 AM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  200. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  201. 3:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  202. 4:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  203. 4:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  204. 5:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  205. 5:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  206. 6:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  207. 6:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  208. 7:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  210. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  212. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 10:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  215. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  221. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 5:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  225. 7:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  226. Sunday Night
  227. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. Monday, August 28
  229. 1:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  230. 2:04 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  231. 3:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  232. 4:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  233. 5:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 5:44 AM FXM Presents
  235. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 6:30 AM Balding Solutions
  237. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  240. 8:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  241. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 10:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  244. 12:00 PM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  245. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  250. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  253. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. Monday Night
  257. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  259. Tuesday, August 29
  260. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  261. 3:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  262. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  263. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 10:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  272. 12:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  273. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  274. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  281. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. Tuesday Night
  284. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  285. 10:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  286. Wednesday, August 30
  287. 2:00 AM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  288. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 10:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  297. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  298. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 7:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  308. Wednesday Night
  309. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  310. Thursday, August 31
  311. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  312. 2:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  313. 3:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  314. 4:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  315. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  316. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 10"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  319. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  324. 12:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  325. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  328. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 7:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  336. Thursday Night
  337. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  338. Friday, September 1
  339. 2:00 AM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  340. 5:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  341. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  350. 12:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  351. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  358. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  363. Friday Night
  364. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  365. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  366. 11:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. Saturday, September 2
  368. 2:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  369. 6:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  370. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  375. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)