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  1. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  2. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. Last Night
  5. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. Today
  7. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  8. 2:12 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  9. 3:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  10. 4:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  11. 5:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  12. 8:37 AM Body Beast
  13. 9:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  14. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  15. 10:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  16. 12:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  17. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  20. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  23. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  25. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. Tonight
  29. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  30. Tomorrow
  31. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  32. 1:31 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  33. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  34. 2:32 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  35. 4:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  36. 5:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 6:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  39. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  40. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  41. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  42. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  43. 8:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  44. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  45. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  46. 10:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  47. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  54. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  58. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. Tomorrow Night
  61. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  63. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. Saturday, May 7
  65. 1:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  66. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  67. 6:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 8:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  71. 8:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  72. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  73. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  74. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  75. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 2:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. 7:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  84. Saturday Night
  85. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. Sunday, May 8
  87. 1:00 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  88. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  91. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  92. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 6:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  95. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  96. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  98. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  99. 9:00 AM Monster Blades
  100. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  101. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  102. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  103. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  109. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  117. Sunday Night
  118. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  120. Monday, May 9
  121. 1:30 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  126. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  129. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  131. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  132. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. 12:00 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  135. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  138. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  141. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  145. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. Monday Night
  147. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  149. Tuesday, May 10
  150. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. 3:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  153. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  155. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  156. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  157. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  158. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 9:30 AM Give your Mom a Well Deserved Rest by giving her the Nuwave PIC
  162. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  163. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • NR
  164. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  170. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. Tuesday Night
  176. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 9:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  179. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. Wednesday, May 11
  181. 1:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  183. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  184. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  188. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  191. 9:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  192. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  194. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  195. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  198. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  199. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. Wednesday Night
  206. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 8:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  209. Thursday, May 12
  210. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  211. 2:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  212. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  213. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  214. 5:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  215. 6:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  216. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  217. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 10:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  222. 1:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  228. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. Thursday Night
  234. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  235. Friday, May 13
  236. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  237. 1:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  238. 2:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  239. 2:30 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  240. 5:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  241. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  245. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  246. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  250. 12:00 PM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  251. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  262. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  263. Friday Night
  264. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  267. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  268. Saturday, May 14
  269. 1:30 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  270. 4:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  271. 6:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  272. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  277. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 2:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  284. 4:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  285. 6:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  286. Saturday Night
  287. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  288. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  289. Sunday, May 15
  290. 1:30 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  291. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 7:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 7:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  299. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  309. 1:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  310. 3:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  311. 5:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  312. Sunday Night
  313. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  314. 11:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. Monday, May 16
  316. 1:30 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 4:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  318. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  327. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  328. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  330. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  332. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  333. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  334. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  335. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  336. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. Monday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 9:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. Tuesday, May 17
  346. 2:30 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  356. 12:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  361. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D)
  363. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  364. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  366. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. Tuesday Night
  370. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 8:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  372. 11:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  373. Wednesday, May 18
  374. 1:00 AM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  375. 3:00 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  376. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  386. 12:30 PM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  391. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)