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  1. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. 4:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  4. 5:03 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 5:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  6. 6:03 AM Paid Programming
  7. 6:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  8. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  9. 7:30 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  10. 8:00 AM Beauty Secrets & Celebrity Makeup Tips You Will Love, all in 1 Minute!
  11. 8:30 AM Identity Theft News
  12. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  13. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  14. 10:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  15. 12:30 PM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  16. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  18. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. Today
  30. 2:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 5:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  32. 6:03 AM Sexy Abs!
  33. 6:30 AM Tailgate With The NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Healthy Fried Foods
  34. 7:00 AM The Hard Truth
  35. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  36. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  37. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  38. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  39. 9:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  40. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  41. 12:30 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  45. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. Tonight
  52. 8:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. Tomorrow
  55. 1:00 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  56. 2:23 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  57. 3:47 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  58. 4:50 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  59. 6:13 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  60. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  61. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  62. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  64. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  65. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  66. 9:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  67. 10:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  68. 12:00 PM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  69. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  77. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  78. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  79. Tomorrow Night
  80. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  81. Thursday, March 2
  82. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  83. 2:18 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  84. 3:36 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  85. 4:58 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  86. 6:15 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  87. 7:32 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 8:02 AM FXM Presents
  89. 8:10 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  90. 8:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  91. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  92. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  93. 10:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  94. 12:30 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  95. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  96. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  97. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 6:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  103. Thursday Night
  104. 9:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  105. Friday, March 3
  106. 1:00 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 1:32 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 2:06 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  109. 2:38 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 4:38 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  111. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  112. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  113. 6:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  114. 6:30 AM Cook Healthier Meals with Nuwave & Make Your Exercise Count
  115. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  116. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  117. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  118. 9:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  119. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  121. 12:30 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  132. 7:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  133. Friday Night
  134. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. Saturday, March 4
  136. 2:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 6:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  138. 7:17 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 7:47 AM FXM Presents
  140. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  144. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  149. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  151. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  152. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  153. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  154. 3:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  156. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. Saturday Night
  158. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  159. Sunday, March 5
  160. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 2:31 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  162. 3:38 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  163. 4:41 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  164. 5:58 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  165. 6:28 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  166. 7:45 AM FXM Presents
  167. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 8:30 AM Hurricane Spin Scrubber
  169. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 10:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  173. 12:30 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 3:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  175. 6:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  176. Sunday Night
  177. 10:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  178. Monday, March 6
  179. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  180. 2:12 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  181. 3:23 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  182. 4:42 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  183. 5:53 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 6:23 AM FXM Presents
  185. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  186. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  187. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  188. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  193. 12:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  194. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  195. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  200. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. Monday Night
  203. 8:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  204. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  205. Tuesday, March 7
  206. 2:00 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  207. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  208. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  209. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  217. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  218. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  220. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  224. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. Tuesday Night
  231. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  232. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  233. Wednesday, March 8
  234. 1:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  235. 2:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  236. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  237. 4:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  238. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  240. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  249. 12:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  250. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  253. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  256. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. Wednesday Night
  260. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  261. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. Thursday, March 9
  263. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  264. 2:30 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  265. 3:30 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  266. 4:30 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  267. 5:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 6:30 AM The Americans "The Glanders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  270. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  275. 12:30 PM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 7:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. Thursday Night
  288. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. Friday, March 10
  290. 1:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 1:30 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 2:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  293. 2:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 5:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  295. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  296. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 10:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 12:00 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  306. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  313. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. Friday Night
  318. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  320. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  321. 11:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  322. Saturday, March 11
  323. 1:00 AM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  324. 3:00 AM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 5:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  326. 6:30 AM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  329. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 10:00 AM Ellen "Adam's Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  334. 10:30 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  335. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  336. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  338. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 3:30 PM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 6:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Saturday Night
  344. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. Sunday, March 12
  347. 3:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  348. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 5:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "All That Glitters Is Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rebel Rebel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  352. 6:30 AM Louie "Miami"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 7:00 AM Louie "Daddy's Girlfriend"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 7:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "All That Glitters Is Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 8:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rebel Rebel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  356. 8:30 AM FXM Presents
  357. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Trainer"
    • TV-14
  360. 10:30 AM Ellen "Mrs. Koger"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  361. 11:00 AM Ellen "Ellen's New Friend"
    • TV-PG
  362. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  366. 1:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 4:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. 6:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13