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  1. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  3. Last Night
  4. 10:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. Today
  6. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  7. 2:16 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  8. 3:31 AM Tyrant "Bedfellows"
    • TV-MA
  9. 4:45 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  10. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Flicker"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  11. 7:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "The Ten Commandments Killer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  12. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  13. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  14. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  15. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  16. 10:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  17. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  24. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  25. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  27. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. Tonight
  29. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. Tomorrow
  32. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 1:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  34. 2:06 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  35. 2:39 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 4:39 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  37. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 5:42 AM FXM Presents
  39. 6:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  40. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  41. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  42. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  43. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  44. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  45. 9:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  46. 9:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  47. 10:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  48. 12:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  49. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  50. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  51. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  52. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. Tomorrow Night
  61. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  62. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  63. Saturday, August 27
  64. 2:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  65. 5:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  66. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  67. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  68. 9:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  69. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  70. 10:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  71. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  72. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  73. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  77. 1:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  78. 4:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  79. 7:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. Saturday Night
  81. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. Sunday, August 28
  83. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 3:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  86. 4:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  87. 4:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  88. 5:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  89. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 6:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 6:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  92. 7:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  93. 7:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  94. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  95. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  96. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  97. 9:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  98. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  102. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  103. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  104. 1:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  105. 3:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  106. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. Sunday Night
  108. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. Monday, August 29
  110. 1:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  111. 2:03 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 3:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 4:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  114. 5:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  116. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  117. 6:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  118. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  119. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  120. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  121. 8:30 AM Power Now
  122. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  124. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  125. 12:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  126. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  129. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  134. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. Monday Night
  137. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  140. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  141. Tuesday, August 30
  142. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  143. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  144. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  147. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 10:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  155. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  156. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  158. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  161. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  163. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  164. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  166. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. Tuesday Night
  169. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  171. 9:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  173. Wednesday, August 31
  174. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  175. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  177. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 7:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  181. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 8:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  183. 9:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  184. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  186. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  189. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  190. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  191. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  192. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  193. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  194. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  195. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. Wednesday Night
  199. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  200. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  201. Thursday, September 1
  202. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  203. 2:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  204. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  205. 4:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  206. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  207. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  208. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  209. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  210. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  211. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  215. 12:00 PM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  216. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  219. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  227. Thursday Night
  228. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. Friday, September 2
  230. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  231. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  232. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  233. 2:30 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  235. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  241. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 10:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  245. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  246. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  248. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  249. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  250. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  251. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. Friday Night
  259. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. Saturday, September 3
  262. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  263. 5:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  264. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  270. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  278. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  280. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  281. 4:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  282. 6:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  283. Saturday Night
  284. 9:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. Sunday, September 4
  286. 12:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  287. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 4:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 5:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  291. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  293. 6:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  294. 7:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  295. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  301. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 1:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  304. 4:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 7:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. Sunday Night
  307. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. Monday, September 5
  309. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  310. 2:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  311. 3:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  312. 4:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  313. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  314. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  339. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. Monday Night
  344. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  347. Tuesday, September 6
  348. 1:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 4:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  350. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  359. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  368. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  369. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  370. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  371. Tuesday Night
  372. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  373. Wednesday, September 7
  374. 1:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  375. 2:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  376. 3:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  377. 4:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  378. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  382. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  383. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  384. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  385. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  386. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  387. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  388. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  389. 12:00 PM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  391. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  393. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)