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  1. 1:30 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 4:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  4. 5:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 5:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  6. 6:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 6:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  8. 7:43 AM FXM Presents
  9. 8:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  10. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  11. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  13. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  19. 1:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  20. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  21. 6:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  22. Last Night
  23. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. Today
  26. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 4:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  29. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  30. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  31. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  32. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  33. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  34. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  35. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  36. 10:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  37. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. Tonight
  48. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  49. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 2:00 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  52. 5:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. 5:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  54. 6:01 AM Pressure Cooker
  55. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  56. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  57. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  58. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  59. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  60. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  61. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  62. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  64. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  75. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  76. Wednesday, May 3
  77. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  78. 2:11 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  79. 3:22 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  80. 4:32 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  81. 5:43 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  82. 6:13 AM FXM Presents
  83. 6:22 AM Paid Programming
  84. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  85. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  86. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  87. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  88. 8:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  89. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  90. 9:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  91. 10:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  92. 12:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  93. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. Wednesday Night
  105. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  106. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. Thursday, May 4
  108. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 2:08 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  110. 3:16 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  111. 4:30 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 5:38 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  113. 7:08 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  114. 8:50 AM Back Pain Solved
  115. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  116. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  117. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  118. 12:30 PM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  119. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  124. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  128. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. Thursday Night
  131. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  132. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. Friday, May 5
  135. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 6:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  139. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  140. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  141. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  142. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  143. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  144. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  146. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  147. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. Friday Night
  160. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  161. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  162. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. Saturday, May 6
  164. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. 6:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. 3:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  176. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  177. Saturday Night
  178. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  179. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  180. Sunday, May 7
  181. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 5:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  183. 5:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  184. 6:08 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  185. 6:38 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  186. 7:09 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 7:39 AM FXM Presents
  188. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 8:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  190. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 10:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  195. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 2:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. Sunday Night
  199. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. Monday, May 8
  202. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  209. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  213. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  216. 12:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  223. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  226. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. Monday Night
  228. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  230. 11:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. Tuesday, May 9
  232. 1:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  233. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  234. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:00 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  237. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 10:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  243. 12:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  244. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  253. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. Tuesday Night
  256. 10:00 PM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  257. Wednesday, May 10
  258. 1:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  259. 2:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. 3:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  261. 4:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  262. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  263. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  264. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  268. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  269. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  270. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 10:00 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  274. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  276. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  282. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 7:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. Wednesday Night
  285. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. Thursday, May 11
  287. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  288. 2:12 AM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 3:24 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  290. 4:31 AM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 5:43 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Mommy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  292. 6:50 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Devil's Night"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  293. 7:52 AM FXM Presents
  294. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  299. 12:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  301. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  305. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 7:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. Thursday Night
  312. 11:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. Friday, May 12
  314. 1:30 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. 4:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  317. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  318. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 10:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  333. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  335. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  336. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. Friday Night
  339. 8:00 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  340. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. Saturday, May 13
  342. 2:30 AM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. 6:00 AM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  344. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  349. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 2:00 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  354. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  355. 7:00 PM UFC 211: Miocic vs. Dos Santos 2 - Prelims
    • LIVE
  356. Saturday Night
  357. 8:00 PM UFC 211: Miocic vs. Dos Santos 2 - Prelims
    • LIVE
  358. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. Sunday, May 14
  360. 1:00 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13