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  1. 10:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 12:30 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Bodacious Vidalia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  7. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. Last Night
  15. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Flappy Bastards"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  16. 8:30 PM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  17. 11:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  18. Today
  19. 2:00 AM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  20. 5:00 AM Miss March
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  21. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  24. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  25. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  26. 9:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  27. 10:00 AM Ellen "Horshack's Law"
    • TV-PG
  28. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Freshman"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  29. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  30. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  32. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  33. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 2:30 PM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  36. 5:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  37. Tonight
  38. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  39. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  40. Tomorrow
  41. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 4:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  46. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  47. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 5:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 6:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  50. 6:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 7:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 7:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  55. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  56. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  57. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  62. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 1:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  64. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  65. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  66. Tomorrow Night
  67. 10:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  68. Monday, August 3
  69. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  70. 2:10 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  71. 3:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  72. 4:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  73. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 6:02 AM Blademasters
  75. 6:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  76. 7:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  77. 7:30 AM Breaking Bald
  78. 8:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  79. 8:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  80. 9:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  81. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  82. 10:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  83. 12:00 PM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  85. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  86. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  87. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  89. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. Monday Night
  96. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  97. 11:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  98. Tuesday, August 4
  99. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  100. 4:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  101. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  102. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  103. 7:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  104. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  105. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  106. 8:30 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  107. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  108. 9:30 AM The Perfect Yard
  109. 10:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 12:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  111. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  114. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  115. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  116. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  117. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. Tuesday Night
  123. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  125. 11:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  126. Wednesday, August 5
  127. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  128. 2:01 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  129. 3:02 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  130. 4:12 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  131. 5:13 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  132. 5:43 AM FXM Presents
  133. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  134. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  135. 7:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  136. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  137. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  138. 8:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  139. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  141. 10:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  142. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  143. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  148. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  149. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  150. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  152. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. Wednesday Night
  155. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  158. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. Thursday, August 6
  160. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. 3:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  163. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  164. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  167. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 9:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  169. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  170. 10:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  171. 10:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. 12:30 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  175. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  177. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  181. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 7:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  184. Thursday Night
  185. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. Friday, August 7
  187. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 1:32 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  189. 2:02 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  190. 2:34 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  191. 3:04 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 3:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  193. 4:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  194. 4:38 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  195. 5:08 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  196. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  197. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  198. 6:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  199. 7:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  200. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  201. 8:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  202. 8:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  203. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  204. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  205. 10:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. 12:00 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  207. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  209. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  210. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  216. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. Friday Night
  219. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  220. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Saturday, August 8
  222. 2:00 AM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 5:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  224. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 10:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  230. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  233. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 1:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  237. 3:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  238. 6:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  239. Saturday Night
  240. 9:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  241. Sunday, August 9
  242. 12:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  243. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 4:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  248. 4:32 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  249. 5:02 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  250. 5:33 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 6:03 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  252. 6:35 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  253. 7:05 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  254. 7:36 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  255. 8:06 AM Paid Programming
  256. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  257. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  260. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  265. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 2:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  267. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  268. Sunday Night
  269. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  270. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. Monday, August 10
  272. 1:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. 2:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 3:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  275. 4:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  276. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  277. 6:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  278. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 8:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  282. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  286. 12:30 PM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  287. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  290. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  295. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. Monday Night
  299. 8:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 11:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Tuesday, August 11
  302. 2:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 10:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  312. 12:00 PM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  313. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  316. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  317. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  318. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  322. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. Tuesday Night
  325. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  326. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. Wednesday, August 12
  328. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  329. 2:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  330. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  331. 4:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  332. 5:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  333. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  334. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 10:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  343. 12:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  344. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  346. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. Wednesday Night
  354. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  358. Thursday, August 13
  359. 2:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  360. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Orphans"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  361. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Magical Thinking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  362. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  363. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  364. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 10:00 AM An Unfinished Life
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  369. 12:00 PM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  370. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  373. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  375. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  376. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. Thursday Night
  382. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  383. 10:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  384. Friday, August 14
  385. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  386. 1:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  387. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  388. 2:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  389. 3:00 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  390. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  392. 4:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  393. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  394. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  395. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 9:30 AM Paid Programming