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  1. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  2. 7:30 AM Body Beast
  3. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  4. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  5. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  6. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  7. 10:00 AM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  8. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  9. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  12. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. Last Night
  21. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 8:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  24. Today
  25. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  29. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  30. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  31. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  32. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  33. 8:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  34. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  35. 9:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  36. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  37. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  42. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  46. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. Tonight
  50. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  51. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  52. Tomorrow
  53. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  54. 4:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  55. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  56. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  57. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  58. 7:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  59. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  60. 8:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  61. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  62. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  63. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  64. 12:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  65. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  68. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. Thursday, May 5
  77. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  78. 2:12 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  79. 3:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  80. 4:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  81. 5:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 8:37 AM Body Beast
  83. 9:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  84. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  85. 10:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  86. 12:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  87. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  90. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. Thursday Night
  99. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  100. Friday, May 6
  101. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. 1:31 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  103. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  104. 2:32 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  105. 4:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  106. 5:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 6:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  109. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  110. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  111. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  112. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  113. 8:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  114. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  115. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 10:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  117. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  124. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  129. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. Friday Night
  131. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  133. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. Saturday, May 7
  135. 1:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 6:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  139. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  144. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  145. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 2:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. 7:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  154. Saturday Night
  155. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. Sunday, May 8
  157. 1:00 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  158. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  161. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  162. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 6:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  165. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  166. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  169. 9:00 AM Monster Blades
  170. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  179. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  187. Sunday Night
  188. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  190. Monday, May 9
  191. 1:30 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  196. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 12:00 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  205. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  208. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  211. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  215. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. Monday Night
  217. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. Tuesday, May 10
  220. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 3:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  223. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  233. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • NR
  234. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  237. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  238. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  240. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. Tuesday Night
  246. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 9:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  249. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  250. Wednesday, May 11
  251. 1:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  252. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  253. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  254. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  264. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  265. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  268. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  273. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  274. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. Wednesday Night
  276. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 8:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. Thursday, May 12
  280. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  281. 2:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  282. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  283. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  284. 5:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  285. 6:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  286. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  287. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 10:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  292. 1:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  293. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. Thursday Night
  304. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  305. Friday, May 13
  306. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  307. 1:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  308. 2:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  309. 2:30 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  310. 5:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  311. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  320. 12:00 PM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  321. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  331. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  332. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  333. Friday Night
  334. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  337. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. Saturday, May 14
  339. 1:30 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  340. 4:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  341. 6:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  342. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  347. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 2:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  354. 4:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  355. 6:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  356. Saturday Night
  357. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  358. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  359. Sunday, May 15
  360. 1:30 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  361. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  365. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 7:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  368. 7:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  377. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  379. 1:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  380. 3:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  381. 5:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  382. Sunday Night
  383. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  384. 11:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. Monday, May 16
  386. 1:30 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  387. 4:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  388. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  389. 6:30 AM Paid Programming