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  1. 4:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  2. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Torture"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  3. 8:01 AM The Jackson 5, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder
  4. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  5. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  6. 9:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  7. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Fear, Itself"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  8. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Beer Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  9. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Santa's Village of the Damned"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 3:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  16. 5:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 9:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  19. Today
  20. 12:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  21. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  24. 4:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  25. 5:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  26. 6:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. 6:30 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  28. 7:15 AM Louie "In the Woods Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  29. 8:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  30. 8:30 AM FanDuel one-week fantasy football: How to play, compete and win
  31. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  32. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  33. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  37. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 1:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 3:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  42. Tonight
  43. 10:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. Tomorrow
  45. 1:00 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  46. 2:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  47. 3:05 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  48. 4:06 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  49. 5:08 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  51. 6:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  52. 6:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  53. 7:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  54. 7:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  55. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  56. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  57. 9:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  58. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  59. 10:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  60. 12:00 PM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  64. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  69. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 9:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  76. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  77. Tuesday, September 1
  78. 1:00 AM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  79. 3:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  80. 5:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  82. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  83. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  84. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  85. 8:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  86. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  87. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  88. 9:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  89. 10:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  90. 12:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  91. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. Tuesday Night
  103. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  105. Wednesday, September 2
  106. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  107. 2:11 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  108. 3:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 4:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  110. 5:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  111. 6:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  112. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  113. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  114. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  115. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  116. 8:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  117. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  119. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  120. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  129. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  131. Wednesday Night
  132. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  136. Thursday, September 3
  137. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  138. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  139. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  140. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  141. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  143. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  144. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  145. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  146. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  147. 12:30 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  148. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  150. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  151. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  153. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. Thursday Night
  160. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  161. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. Friday, September 4
  163. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  167. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  169. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  170. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  173. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  174. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  177. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  178. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  179. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  180. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  181. 10:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  182. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  186. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. Friday Night
  195. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  197. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. Saturday, September 5
  199. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  200. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  201. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  206. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  207. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  211. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  213. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  214. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  215. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  216. Saturday Night
  217. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  218. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. Sunday, September 6
  220. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  224. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  225. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  226. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  227. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  229. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  231. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  233. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  236. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  243. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  244. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  245. Sunday Night
  246. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  247. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  248. Monday, September 7
  249. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  250. 2:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  251. 3:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 4:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  253. 5:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 5:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 6:05 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  257. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 7:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  259. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  261. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  264. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  265. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  266. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  267. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  268. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  269. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  270. Monday Night
  271. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  272. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  274. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  275. Tuesday, September 8
  276. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  277. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  278. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  279. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  280. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  293. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  298. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  303. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. Tuesday Night
  306. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  307. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  308. Wednesday, September 9
  309. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  310. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  311. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  317. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 10:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  320. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  321. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  323. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  328. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. Wednesday Night
  332. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  335. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  336. Thursday, September 10
  337. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  340. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  341. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  342. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  347. 10:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 12:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  349. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  350. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  351. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  355. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  359. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. Thursday Night
  361. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 8:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  363. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. Friday, September 11
  365. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  366. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  367. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  368. 2:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 3:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  372. 4:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  373. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 10:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  384. 12:00 PM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  387. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  388. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  390. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  394. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. Friday Night
  397. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  398. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  399. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  400. Saturday, September 12
  401. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  402. 3:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  403. 5:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13