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  1. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. Today
  3. 1:00 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  4. 2:03 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 3:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 4:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  7. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  9. 6:00 AM Midnight Special
  10. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  11. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  12. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  13. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  14. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  15. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  16. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  17. 10:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  18. 12:30 PM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  19. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  23. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  24. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  27. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  28. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. Tonight
  30. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. Tomorrow
  32. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  33. 2:10 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  34. 3:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  35. 4:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  36. 5:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  37. 6:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  38. 7:41 AM FXM Presents
  39. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  40. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  41. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  42. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  43. 10:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  44. 12:00 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  45. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  46. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  47. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  48. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  49. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  51. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  52. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  55. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  56. Tomorrow Night
  57. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  58. 11:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. Friday, March 31
  60. 1:30 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  62. 5:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  63. 6:12 AM Paid Programming
  64. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  65. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  66. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  67. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  68. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  69. 9:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  70. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  71. 10:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  72. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  73. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  74. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  76. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  77. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  78. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  80. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  82. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. Friday Night
  84. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  85. 8:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  86. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. Saturday, April 1
  88. 2:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  89. 3:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  90. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  91. 5:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. 8:08 AM Paid Programming
  93. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  94. 9:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  95. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  96. 10:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  97. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  98. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 2:30 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. 6:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. Saturday Night
  104. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  105. Sunday, April 2
  106. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 2:13 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 3:23 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  109. 4:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 5:42 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  111. 7:13 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  112. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  113. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  114. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  115. 9:30 AM King of the Grill - Wood-Fired Cooking
  116. 10:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  118. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  120. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 3:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. 7:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. Sunday Night
  124. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. Monday, April 3
  126. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  127. 2:04 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 3:07 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  129. 4:14 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  130. 5:17 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  131. 5:48 AM FXM Presents
  132. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  134. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 7:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  136. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  137. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  138. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  139. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  140. 10:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  141. 12:30 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  142. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  143. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  144. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  150. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  151. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  152. Monday Night
  153. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. Tuesday, April 4
  157. 2:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  160. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  162. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  168. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  169. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  172. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  176. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  177. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  178. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  179. Tuesday Night
  180. 8:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  182. Wednesday, April 5
  183. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  184. 2:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  185. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 4:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  187. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  189. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  198. 12:30 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  201. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  202. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  204. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  205. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  206. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  208. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  209. Wednesday Night
  210. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  212. 11:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  213. Thursday, April 6
  214. 1:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  215. 4:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. 6:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  217. 7:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  218. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  224. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  225. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  227. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  228. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  232. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. Thursday Night
  235. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 8:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  237. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  238. Friday, April 7
  239. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  240. 3:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  241. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 10:00 AM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  250. 12:30 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  251. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  253. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  257. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. Friday Night
  263. 8:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  264. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  265. Saturday, April 8
  266. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 3:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  268. 5:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  269. 7:00 AM Fargo "Fear and Trembling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  270. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  271. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  272. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 10:00 AM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  275. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 2:00 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  280. 4:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  281. 7:00 PM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  282. Saturday Night
  283. 9:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  284. 11:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  285. Sunday, April 9
  286. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  287. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 5:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 5:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  293. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  294. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  296. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 10:00 AM Ice Age: Continental Drift
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  301. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  303. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  304. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  305. 2:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  306. 4:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  307. 6:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  308. Sunday Night
  309. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  310. 10:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  311. Monday, April 10
  312. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  313. 2:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • TV-MA
  314. 3:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Hagsploitation"
    • TV-MA
  316. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  317. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  318. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 10:00 AM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  327. 12:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  328. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  334. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D)
  335. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D)
  336. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  337. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. Monday Night
  341. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  342. 11:00 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Tuesday, April 11
  344. 1:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. 4:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  346. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  355. 12:00 PM Act of Valor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  356. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  357. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  359. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  360. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  361. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  364. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  366. Tuesday Night
  367. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13