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  1. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  2. 9:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  3. 10:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  4. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  5. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  9. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Last Night
  16. 10:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Today
  18. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  19. 2:16 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  20. 3:31 AM Tyrant "Bedfellows"
    • TV-MA
  21. 4:45 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  22. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Flicker"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  23. 7:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "The Ten Commandments Killer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  24. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  25. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  26. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  27. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  28. 10:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  29. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  34. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  37. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  39. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  43. Tomorrow
  44. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  45. 1:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  46. 2:06 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  47. 2:39 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. 4:39 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  49. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  50. 5:42 AM FXM Presents
  51. 6:00 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  52. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  53. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  54. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  55. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  56. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  57. 9:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  58. 9:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  59. 10:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  60. 12:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  61. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  62. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  64. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  74. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  75. Saturday, August 27
  76. 2:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  77. 5:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  78. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  79. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  80. 9:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  81. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  82. 10:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  83. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  84. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  85. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 1:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  90. 4:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  91. 7:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. Saturday Night
  93. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. Sunday, August 28
  95. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 3:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  98. 4:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  99. 4:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  100. 5:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  101. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 6:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  103. 6:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 7:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  105. 7:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  106. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  107. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  108. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  109. 9:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  110. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  115. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  116. 1:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 3:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. Sunday Night
  120. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. Monday, August 29
  122. 1:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  123. 2:03 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  124. 3:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  125. 4:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  126. 5:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  128. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  129. 6:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  130. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  131. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  132. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  133. 8:30 AM Power Now
  134. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  136. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  137. 12:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  141. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  145. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  146. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. Monday Night
  149. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  152. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  153. Tuesday, August 30
  154. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  155. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  156. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  161. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  162. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  164. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 10:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  167. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  168. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  170. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  171. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  173. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  175. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  178. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. Tuesday Night
  181. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  183. 9:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  184. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  185. Wednesday, August 31
  186. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  187. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  189. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 7:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  193. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  198. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  202. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  204. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  206. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. Wednesday Night
  211. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  212. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  213. Thursday, September 1
  214. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  215. 2:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  216. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  217. 4:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  218. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  219. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  220. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  221. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  222. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  227. 12:00 PM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  228. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  231. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  239. Thursday Night
  240. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. Friday, September 2
  242. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  243. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  244. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  245. 2:30 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  246. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  247. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 10:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  258. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  259. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  261. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  262. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  264. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  271. Friday Night
  272. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. Saturday, September 3
  275. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. 5:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  277. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  283. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  291. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  294. 4:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  295. 6:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  296. Saturday Night
  297. 9:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. Sunday, September 4
  299. 12:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  300. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 4:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  303. 5:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  304. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  306. 6:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  307. 7:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  308. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  314. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 1:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  317. 4:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  318. 7:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. Sunday Night
  320. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  321. Monday, September 5
  322. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  323. 2:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  324. 3:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 4:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  326. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  352. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. Monday Night
  357. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  360. Tuesday, September 6
  361. 1:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. 4:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  363. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  372. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  373. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  376. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  383. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  384. Tuesday Night
  385. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. Wednesday, September 7
  387. 1:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  388. 2:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  389. 3:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  390. 4:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  391. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  394. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  395. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  397. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 8:30 AM Paid Programming