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  1. 3:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  3. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Cartridge Family"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  5. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Sunday, Cruddy Sunday"
    • TV-PG
  6. Last Night
  7. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Moms I'd Like to Forget"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  8. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Spy Who Learned Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  9. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Hardly Kirk-ing"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  10. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Winter of His Content"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Clown in the Dumps"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  12. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mathlete's Feat"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  13. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  14. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  15. Today
  16. 12:00 AM Archer "Pipeline Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  17. 12:31 AM Archer "Stage Two"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  18. 1:02 AM Archer "Placebo Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 1:33 AM Archer "El Secuestro"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  20. 2:04 AM DIY Twice as Fast
  21. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  22. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  23. 3:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  24. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  25. 4:30 AM Bizarre Trick To Relieve Snoring!
  26. 5:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  27. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  28. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  29. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  30. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "If a Ham Falls in the Woods"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Don't Ask, Don't Tell Me What to Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Bro?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  35. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Candy Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  36. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The Walk for the Runs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  37. 10:30 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  38. 1:00 PM Push
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  39. 3:30 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  40. 5:30 PM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. Tonight
  42. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  43. 10:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. Tomorrow
  45. 1:00 AM Archer "Jeu Monégasque"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  46. 1:30 AM Archer "White Nights"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  47. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  52. 4:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  53. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  55. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  56. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  57. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 8:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  60. 10:00 AM Knight and Day
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 12:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  62. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  63. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  64. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Hello Gutter, Hello Fadder"
    • TV-PG
  65. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Tennis the Menace"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  66. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Barting Over"
    • TV-PG
  67. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Wife Hope"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  68. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  69. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Yellow Badge of Cowardge"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  70. 7:00 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. Tomorrow Night
  72. 9:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  73. Monday, May 2
  74. 12:00 AM Archer "Double Trouble"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  75. 12:30 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  76. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  80. 3:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  81. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  82. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  83. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  84. 5:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  85. 5:30 AM Monster Blades
  86. 6:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  87. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  88. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  89. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  90. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Squeak Means Squeak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  93. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Credit Where Credit Is Due"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  94. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  96. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  97. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  98. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  100. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Pawnee-Eagleton Tip off Classic"
    • TV-PG
  101. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  102. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Gin It Up!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Filibuster"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  104. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Recall Vote"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  105. 3:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  106. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Telltale Head"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  107. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Old Money"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  108. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  109. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge Gets a Job"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  110. Monday Night
  111. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  112. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Patty and Selma"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  113. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Day the Violence Died"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  114. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  115. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Dumbbell Indemnity"
    • TV-PG
  116. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mom and Pop Art"
    • TV-PG
  117. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  118. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "The Great Money Caper"
    • TV-PG
  119. Tuesday, May 3
  120. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  121. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  123. 3:00 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  124. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  125. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  126. 4:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  127. 5:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  128. 5:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  129. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  130. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  131. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  132. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  133. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  136. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  137. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Fluoride"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  138. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Cones of Dunshire"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  139. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Second Chunce"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  140. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Beginnings"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Farmers Market"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  143. 2:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  144. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  145. Tuesday Night
  146. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Mobile Homer"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  147. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer and Marge Turn a Couple Play"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  148. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  149. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Dial `N' for Nerder"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  150. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Wedding for Disaster"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  151. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Million-Dollar Maybe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  152. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Dude, Where's My Ranch?"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  153. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "'Tis the Fifteenth Season"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  154. Wednesday, May 4
  155. 12:00 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  156. 12:31 AM Archer "Heart of Archness: Part III"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  157. 1:02 AM Archer "Lo Scandalo"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  158. 1:33 AM Archer "The Man From Jupiter"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 2:04 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  160. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  161. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  162. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 4:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  164. 4:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  165. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 5:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  167. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  169. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  170. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  171. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  174. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  176. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Bucks"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  178. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ann and Chris"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  179. 12:00 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  180. 2:30 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  181. 5:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  182. Wednesday Night
  183. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  184. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  185. Thursday, May 5
  186. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 4:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  193. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  194. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  196. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  197. 6:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  198. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  200. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  201. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Ship Happens"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  203. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Anniversaries"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  204. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Wall"
    • TV-14  (L)
  205. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "New Slogan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Prom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  207. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season 2"
    • TV-14  (L)
  208. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "One in 8,000"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  209. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  210. 1:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  211. 3:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  212. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  213. Thursday Night
  214. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Principal Charming"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  215. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  216. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart's Friend Falls in Love"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  217. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  218. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Date With Density"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  219. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  220. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Way We Weren't"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  221. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Flaming Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  222. Friday, May 6
  223. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  224. 1:03 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. 2:06 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  226. 3:09 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  227. 4:12 AM Paid Programming
  228. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  232. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  233. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  234. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  235. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Hi-Def"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Extreme Howdy's Makeover"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  239. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Adoption"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  243. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  244. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  245. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Moving Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (L)
  247. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Canvassing"
    • TV-PG
  248. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Reporter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Boys' Club"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Banquet"
    • TV-14  (L)
  251. 4:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  252. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Realty Bites"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  253. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  254. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Behind the Laughter"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  255. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Worst Episode Ever"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  256. Friday Night
  257. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  258. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  259. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "To Cur With Love"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  260. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Pay Pal"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  261. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Peeping Mom"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  262. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Sky Police"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  263. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Large Marge"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  264. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  265. Saturday, May 7
  266. 12:00 AM Archer "El Contador"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  267. 12:31 AM Archer "The Limited"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  268. 1:02 AM Archer "Drift Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  269. 1:33 AM Archer "Crossing Over"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  270. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  271. 2:30 AM Guilt Free Frying By Philips
  272. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  273. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  274. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 5:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  277. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  278. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  279. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  284. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  286. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  287. 12:00 PM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  289. 4:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  290. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  291. Saturday Night
  292. 8:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  293. 10:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  294. Sunday, May 8
  295. 12:00 AM Archer "Bloody Ferlin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  296. 12:30 AM Archer "Skin Game"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  297. 1:00 AM Archer "Space Race: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  298. 1:30 AM Archer "Space Race: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  299. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  302. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  303. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  304. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  305. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 8:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  312. 10:00 AM The Guilt Trip
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. 12:00 PM Rise of the Guardians
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  314. 2:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  315. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Life on the Fast Lane"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  316. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Crepes of Wrath"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  317. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Round Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  318. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Trilogy of Error"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  319. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart-Mangled Banner"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  320. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Devil Wears Nada"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  321. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  322. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Four Regrettings and a Funeral"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  323. Sunday Night
  324. 8:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  325. 10:00 PM The Simpsons Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
    • PG-13
  326. Monday, May 9
  327. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  329. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 3:30 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  335. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  342. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  343. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  345. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  347. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  348. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  349. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  350. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  351. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  352. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  353. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  354. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  355. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  356. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  357. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  358. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  359. 4:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  360. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Genius"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Dancin' Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  362. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Pony"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's First Word"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  364. Monday Night
  365. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  366. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homie the Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  367. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Iconoclast"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  368. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  369. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Miracle on Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-G
  370. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Mother"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  372. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm Goin' to Praiseland"
    • TV-PG
  373. Tuesday, May 10
  374. 12:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  375. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  386. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  387. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  390. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  391. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  392. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  393. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  395. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  396. 2:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  397. 4:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  398. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  399. Tuesday Night
  400. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Pranksta Rap"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  401. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse of Sand and Fog"
    • TV-PG
  402. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Jazzy and the Pussycats"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  403. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Love, Springfieldian Style"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  404. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Double Double Boy in Trouble"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  405. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Color Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  406. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Strong Arms of the Ma"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  407. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  408. Wednesday, May 11
  409. 12:00 AM Archer "Fugue and Riffs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  410. 12:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  411. 1:00 AM Archer "The Wind Cries Mary"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  412. 1:30 AM Archer "Legs"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  413. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  414. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  415. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  416. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  417. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  418. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  419. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  420. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  421. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  422. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  423. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  424. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  425. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  426. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  427. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  428. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  429. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  430. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  431. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  432. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  433. 12:00 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  434. 2:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  435. 4:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  436. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  437. Wednesday Night
  438. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  439. 10:00 PM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  440. Thursday, May 12
  441. 12:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  442. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  443. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  444. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  445. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  446. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  447. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  448. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  449. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  450. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  451. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  452. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  453. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  454. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  455. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  456. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  457. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  458. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  459. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  460. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  461. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  462. 12:00 PM The Dictator
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  463. 2:00 PM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  464. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  465. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  466. Thursday Night
  467. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  468. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Team Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  469. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  470. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I'm With Cupid"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  471. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  472. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "That '90s Show"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  473. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Saga of Carl"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  474. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  475. Friday, May 13
  476. 12:00 AM Animation Domination
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  477. 1:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  478. 2:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  479. 3:00 AM Animation Domination
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  480. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  481. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  482. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  483. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  484. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  485. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  486. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Virtual Reality"
    • TV-14  (S)
  487. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Cold Feet"
    • TV-G
  488. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  489. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  490. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  491. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  492. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  493. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  494. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  495. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  496. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  497. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  498. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  499. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  500. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  501. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  502. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  503. 3:30 PM Twilight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13