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  1. 2:04 AM Paid Programming
  2. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  3. 3:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  4. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  5. 4:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  6. 4:30 AM Power Now
  7. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  8. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  9. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  10. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  11. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Swept Away"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Spy Who Loved Me"
    • TV-14  (D)
  13. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Lord of the Ring"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  16. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "What Happens at Howdy's Doesn't Stay at Howdy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  17. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Modern Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  18. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Rock Show"
    • TV-PG
  19. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Pawnee Zoo"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  20. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Stakeout"
    • TV-14  (L)
  21. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Beauty Pageant"
    • TV-14  (L)
  22. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "The Practice Date"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  23. 1:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  24. 3:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  25. 6:00 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  26. Last Night
  27. 8:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  28. 10:00 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  29. Today
  30. 12:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  33. 3:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  34. 4:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  35. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  36. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  37. 5:30 AM 7 Day SECRET to Spot Free Skin
  38. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  39. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 7:00 AM Mad About You "The Painter"
    • TV-14  (S)
  41. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Happy Anniversary"
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
  42. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  45. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Yo Zappa Do, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  46. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Sister City"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  47. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Kaboom"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  48. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Greg Pikitis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  49. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron and Tammy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Camel"
    • TV-14  (L)
  51. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Hunting Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 1:00 PM Rango
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  53. 3:30 PM Puss in Boots
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  54. 5:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Burns"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  57. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Radioactive Man"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Beyond Blunderdome"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  59. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Alone Again Natura-Diddly"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  60. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "There's Something About Marrying"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  61. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Any Given Sundance"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  62. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Whopper"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  63. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Angry Dad: The Movie"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  64. Tomorrow
  65. 12:00 AM Archer "Viscous Coupling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  66. 12:30 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  67. 1:00 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  68. 1:30 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  69. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  70. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  74. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  75. 5:00 AM Knife Spectacular II
  76. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  77. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  78. 6:30 AM Body Beast
  79. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Murray's Tale"
    • TV-G
  80. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Bing, Bang, Boom"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  81. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Sex, Clown and Videotape"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  84. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Arbor Daze"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Making the Band"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  86. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "The Old Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  87. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt-Mitzvah: The Musical"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Mother's Day"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  89. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Déjà Vu Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "Murder, She Hoped"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  91. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Tom's Divorce"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Christmas Scandal"
    • TV-14  (D)
  93. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Set Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Leslie's House"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  95. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Sweetums"
    • TV-14  (L)
  96. 3:30 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  97. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  98. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Principal and the Pauper"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  99. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Monty Can't Buy Me Love"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  100. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  101. Tomorrow Night
  102. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Loan-a-Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  103. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Exit Through the Kwik-E Mart"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  104. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dangers on a Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  105. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Married to the Blob"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  106. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  107. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart's New Friend"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  108. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "The Parent Rap"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  109. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Born Again"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  110. Saturday, August 27
  111. 12:00 AM Archer "The Honeymooners"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 12:31 AM Archer "Un Chien Tangerine"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  113. 1:02 AM Archer "The Papal Chase"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  114. 1:33 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  115. 2:04 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  116. 2:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  117. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 3:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  119. 4:00 AM New Math, New Mind
  120. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  121. 5:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  122. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  123. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  124. 6:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  125. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  126. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  127. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "DysfunctionFunction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "The Chance Who Stole Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Bee Story"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  130. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Hey There, Delilah"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  131. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Hot Dish"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  132. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Thrilla in Natesvilla"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 11:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  134. 1:00 PM Click
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  135. 3:30 PM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  136. 6:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  137. Saturday Night
  138. 8:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  139. 10:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  140. Sunday, August 28
  141. 12:00 AM Archer "Sea Tunt: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  142. 12:30 AM Archer "White Elephant"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  143. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Kiss While Dying"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  144. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: A Debt of Honor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  145. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  148. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  151. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  153. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  154. 6:30 AM 7 Day SECRET to Spot Free Skin
  155. 7:00 AM Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  156. 9:00 AM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  157. 11:00 AM Crazy, Stupid, Love.
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  158. 1:30 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  159. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Brush With Greatness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  160. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Blood Feud"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  161. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  162. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  163. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  164. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The 138th Episode Spectacular"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  165. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Mountain of Madness"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  166. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Blunder Years"
    • TV-PG
  167. 7:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  168. Sunday Night
  169. 9:30 PM Mr. Peabody & Sherman
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  170. 11:30 PM Little Man
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  171. Monday, August 29
  172. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  174. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 3:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  176. 3:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  177. 4:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  178. 4:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  179. 5:00 AM Regrow Hair With The Number 1 Clinically Proven System For Women
  180. 5:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  181. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  182. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  183. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Bedfellows"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Married to the Job"
    • TV-14  (L)
  185. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Road to Natesville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Anniversary Ball"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "The One Where They Get High"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Baby Phat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Dinner With Tropes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Para-Natesville Activity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  193. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Man's Best Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  194. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "How I Met Your Mullet"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Galentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Woman of the Year"
    • TV-14  (L)
  197. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "The Possum"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Park Safety"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Summer Catalog"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 3:30 PM Parks and Recreation "94 Meetings"
    • TV-14  (L)
  201. 4:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "The Call of the Simpsons"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  203. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa's Substitute"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  204. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer at the Bat"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  205. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "I Love Lisa"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  206. Monday Night
  207. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Vigilante"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  208. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer Badman"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  209. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart the Fink"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  210. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Enemy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  211. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Simpson"
    • TV-PG
  212. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Mayored to the Mob"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  213. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Little Big Mom"
    • TV-14  (V)
  214. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Lisa the Tree Hugger"
    • TV-PG
  215. Tuesday, August 30
  216. 12:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. 2:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  218. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 7:00 AM Mad About You "So I Married a Hair Murderer"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  228. 7:30 AM Mad About You "An Unplanned Child"
    • TV-PG
  229. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "The Father Daughter Dance"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  232. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  233. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Telethon"
    • TV-14  (D)
  234. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "The Master Plan"
    • TV-14  (L)
  235. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Freddy Spaghetti"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 11:30 AM Hereafter
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 2:30 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  238. 5:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. Tuesday Night
  240. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "The Seven-Beer Snitch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  241. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Last of the Red Hat Mamas"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  242. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Stop or My Dog Will Shoot"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  243. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  244. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Eeny Teeny Maya Moe"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  245. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "American History X-cellent"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  246. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "I Am Furious Yellow"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  247. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "How I Spent My Strummer Vacation"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  248. Wednesday, August 31
  249. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: House Call"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  250. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Southbound and Down"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  251. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Baby Shower"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  252. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Smugglers' Blues"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  253. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  261. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  263. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Natural History"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  264. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Surprise"
    • TV-G
  265. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  267. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Dead Tooth"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  268. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Dream Hoarders"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  269. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Go Big or Go Home"
    • TV-14  (L)
  270. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Flu Season"
    • TV-14  (L)
  271. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Time Capsule"
    • TV-14  (L)
  272. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammy: Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  273. 12:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  274. 2:30 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. Wednesday Night
  277. 8:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  278. 10:00 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  279. 10:30 PM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  280. 11:00 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  281. Thursday, September 1
  282. 1:00 AM You're the Worst "Try Real Hard"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  283. 1:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: The Rules of Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  284. 2:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: On the Carpet"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  285. 2:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part I"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  286. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 7:00 AM Mad About You "A Pair of Hearts"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  295. 7:30 AM Mad About You "It's a Wrap"
    • TV-G
  296. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  297. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Say Cheese"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  299. 9:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Media Blitz"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  300. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "Indianapolis"
    • TV-14  (L)
  301. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Harvest Festival"
    • TV-14
  302. 11:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 1:30 PM 30 Minutes or Less
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  304. 3:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 6:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  306. Thursday Night
  307. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Grandpa vs. Sexual Inadequacy"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  308. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Bart After Dark"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  309. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Grade-School Confidential"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  310. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Natural Born Kissers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  311. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "They Saved Lisa's Brain"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  312. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Boys of Bummer"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  313. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Sex, Pies and Idiot-Scrapes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  314. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "What Animated Women Want"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  315. Friday, September 2
  316. 12:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Palace Intrigue: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 12:30 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Filibuster"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  318. 1:00 AM Archer "Archer Vice: Arrival/Departure"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  319. 1:30 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  320. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Edna Returns"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  331. 7:30 AM Mad About You "Paul Is Dead"
    • TV-PG
  332. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  334. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Family Secrets"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  335. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "The Sniffles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  336. 10:00 AM Raising Hope "Blue Dots"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  337. 10:30 AM Raising Hope "Meet the Grandparents"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  338. 11:00 AM Raising Hope "Burt Rocks"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  339. 11:30 AM Raising Hope "Toy Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 12:00 PM Raising Hope "Romeo and Romeo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  341. 12:30 PM Raising Hope "A Germ of a Story"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  342. 1:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Camping"
    • TV-14  (L)
  343. 1:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Andy and April's Fancy Party"
    • TV-14  (L)
  344. 2:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Soulmates"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 2:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Jerry's Painting"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 3:00 PM Parks and Recreation "Eagleton"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  347. 3:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  348. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart on the Road"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  349. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  350. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "The Joy of Sect"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  351. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
    • TV-PG
  352. Friday Night
  353. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "MoneyBART"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  354. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Dark Knight Court"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  356. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Brick Like Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "The Man Who Came to Be Dinner"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  358. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Opposites A-Frack"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  359. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart vs. Lisa vs. 3rd Grade"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  360. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens and Gays"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  361. Saturday, September 3
  362. 12:00 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  363. 12:30 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. 1:00 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  365. 1:30 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  366. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  375. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  376. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 7:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 8:00 AM Raising Hope "What Up, Cuz?"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  379. 8:30 AM Raising Hope "Snip Snip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Cultish Personality"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  381. 9:30 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  382. 1:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  383. 3:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  384. 5:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. Saturday Night
  386. 8:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  387. 10:00 PM Easy A
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  388. Sunday, September 4
  389. 12:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 12:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 1:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 1:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 2:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 2:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 3:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 3:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  397. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  398. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  399. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  400. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  401. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  402. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  403. 7:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  404. 7:30 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  405. 10:30 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  406. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  407. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "Bart Gets Famous"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  408. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Homerpalooza"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  409. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Summer of 4'2''"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  410. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  411. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "When You Dish Upon a Star"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  412. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer to the Max"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  413. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  414. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "The Food Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  415. 7:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  416. Sunday Night
  417. 9:00 PM Sex Tape
    • TV-MA
    • R
  418. 11:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  419. Monday, September 5
  420. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  421. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  422. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  423. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  424. 4:00 AM World's Easiest Computer
  425. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  426. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  427. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  428. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  429. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  430. 7:00 AM The Simpsons "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  431. 7:30 AM The Simpsons "Homer's Odyssey"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  432. 8:00 AM The Simpsons "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  433. 8:30 AM The Simpsons "Mr. Plow"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  434. 9:00 AM The Simpsons "Marge vs. the Monorail"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  435. 9:30 AM The Simpsons "Lisa's Rival"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  436. 10:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer the Smithers"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  437. 10:30 AM The Simpsons "You Only Move Twice"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  438. 11:00 AM The Simpsons "Bart Star"
    • TV-PG
  439. 11:30 AM The Simpsons "Simpson Tide"
    • TV-PG
  440. 12:00 PM The Simpsons "Trash of the Titans"
    • TV-PG
  441. 12:30 PM The Simpsons "Lard of the Dance"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  442. 1:00 PM The Simpsons "E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  443. 1:30 PM The Simpsons "Missionary: Impossible"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  444. 2:00 PM The Simpsons "Kill the Alligator and Run"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  445. 2:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer vs. Dignity"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  446. 3:00 PM The Simpsons "The Computer Wore Menace Shoes"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  447. 3:30 PM The Simpsons "Bye Bye Nerdy"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  448. 4:00 PM The Simpsons "Children of a Lesser Clod"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  449. 4:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer the Moe"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  450. 5:00 PM The Simpsons "Half-Decent Proposal"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  451. 5:30 PM The Simpsons "Today I Am a Clown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  452. 6:00 PM The Simpsons "Diatribe of a Mad Housewife"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  453. 6:30 PM The Simpsons "Midnight Rx"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  454. 7:00 PM The Simpsons "A Star Is Torn"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  455. 7:30 PM The Simpsons "Marge's Son Poisoning"
    • TV-PG
  456. Monday Night
  457. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "See Homer Run"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  458. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "My Fair Laddy"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V,S)
  459. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  460. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  461. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  462. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "The Wife Aquatic"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  463. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Homerazzi"
    • TV-PG
  464. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "A Midsummer's Nice Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  465. Tuesday, September 6
  466. 12:00 AM The Simpsons "Homer Scissorhands"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  467. 12:30 AM The Simpsons "Politically Inept With Homer"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  468. 1:00 AM The Simpsons "Super Franchise Me"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  469. 1:30 AM The Simpsons "Waiting for Duffman"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  470. 2:00 AM Paid Programming
  471. 2:30 AM Paid Programming
  472. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  473. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  474. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  475. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  476. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  477. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  478. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  479. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  480. 7:00 AM Mad About You "Same Time Next Week"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  481. 7:30 AM Mad About You "The Late Show"
    • TV-14  (D)
  482. 8:00 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  483. 8:30 AM In Living Color
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  484. 9:00 AM Raising Hope "Mongooses"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  485. 9:30 AM Raising Hope "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  486. 10:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (L)
  487. 10:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Road Trip"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  488. 11:00 AM Parks and Recreation "The Bubble"
    • TV-14  (L)
  489. 11:30 AM Parks and Recreation "Li'l Sebastian"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  490. 12:00 PM Parks and Recreation "I'm Leslie Knope"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  491. 12:30 PM Parks and Recreation "Ron & Tammys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  492. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  493. 3:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  494. 5:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  495. Tuesday Night
  496. 8:00 PM The Simpsons "Future-Drama"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  497. 8:30 PM The Simpsons "Homer's Paternity Coot"
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
  498. 9:00 PM The Simpsons "The Haw-Hawked Couple"
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
  499. 9:30 PM The Simpsons "Husbands and Knives"
    • TV-PG  (D,V,S)
  500. 10:00 PM The Simpsons "Take My Life, Please"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  501. 10:30 PM The Simpsons "Rednecks and Broomsticks"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  502. 11:00 PM The Simpsons "Jaws Wired Shut"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  503. 11:30 PM The Simpsons "Catch 'Em if You Can"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  504. Wednesday, September 7
  505. 12:00 AM Archer "Vision Quest"
    • TV-MA  (L)