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  1. 5:00 AM Nobodies "Not the Emmys"
    • TV-14  (L)
  2. 5:36 AM Lopez "No Country Club for Young Men"
    • TV-14  (L)
  3. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Promises, Promises"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  4. 6:49 AM Roseanne "Glengarry, Glen Rosey"
    • TV-G
  5. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Tooth or Consequences"
    • TV-PG
  6. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Daughters and Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  7. 8:27 AM Roseanne "Two Down, One to Go"
    • TV-PG
  8. 9:00 AM Roseanne "The Mommy's Curse"
    • TV-PG
  9. 9:36 AM Roseanne "Party Politics"
    • TV-G
  10. 10:12 AM Roseanne "Homeward Bound"
    • TV-PG
  11. 10:48 AM Roseanne "Guilt by Imagination"
    • TV-PG
  12. 11:24 AM Roseanne "Homecoming"
    • TV-G
  13. 12:00 PM Roseanne "Suck Up or Shut Up"
    • TV-G
  14. 12:30 PM Roseanne "Busted"
    • TV-G
  15. 1:00 PM Roseanne "Don't Make Room for Daddy"
    • TV-G
  16. 1:30 PM Roseanne "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
    • TV-PG
  17. 2:00 PM Roseanne "Past Imperfect"
    • TV-G
  18. 2:30 PM Roseanne "Lies My Father Told Me"
    • TV-PG
  19. 3:00 PM Roseanne "I Pray the Lord My Stove to Keep"
    • TV-G
  20. 3:30 PM Roseanne "Isn't It Romantic?"
    • TV-PG
  21. 4:00 PM Roseanne "Altar Egos"
    • TV-G
  22. 4:30 PM Roseanne "Nine Is Enough"
    • TV-G
  23. 5:00 PM Roseanne "Two for One"
    • TV-G
  24. 5:30 PM Roseanne "Snoop Davey Dave"
    • TV-PG
  25. 6:00 PM Roseanne "Girl Talk"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  26. 6:30 PM Roseanne "Sleeper"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  27. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls "Room 7"
    • TV-PG
  28. 7:30 PM The Golden Girls "From Here to the Pharmacy"
    • TV-PG
  29. Last Night
  30. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Pope's Ring"
    • TV-PG
  31. 8:30 PM The Golden Girls "Old Boyfriends"
    • TV-PG
  32. 9:00 PM The Golden Girls "Goodbye, Mr. Gordon"
    • TV-PG
  33. 9:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Commitments"
    • TV-PG
  34. 10:00 PM The Golden Girls "Questions & Answers"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  35. 10:30 PM The Golden Girls "Ebbtide VI: The Wrath of Stan"
    • TV-PG
  36. 11:00 PM The Golden Girls "Journey to the Center of Attention"
    • TV-PG
  37. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "What Good Are You?"
    • TV-PG
  38. Today
  39. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Super Bowl"
    • TV-PG
  40. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Silent Partners"
    • TV-PG
  41. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fairies"
    • TV-PG
  42. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Stefania Arrives"
    • TV-PG
  43. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  44. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Pregnant Pause"
    • TV-PG
  45. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  46. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  47. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Humm Vac"
    • TV-PG
  48. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Net Worth"
    • TV-PG
  49. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Too Close for Christine"
    • TV-PG
  50. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Change of Heart/Pants"
    • TV-PG
  51. 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Hair"
    • TV-PG
  52. 6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "He Ain't Heavy"
    • TV-PG
  53. 7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Old Maid of Honor"
    • TV-PG
  54. 7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Passion of the Christine"
    • TV-PG
  55. 8:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Answer Is Maybe"
    • TV-PG
  56. 8:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Come to Papa Jeff"
    • TV-PG
  57. 9:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Oh God, Yes"
    • TV-PG
  58. 9:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Separation Anxiety"
    • TV-PG
  59. 10:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Champ"
    • TV-PG
  60. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "A Midwinter Night's Dream"
    • TV-PG
  61. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "A Midwinter Night's Dream Continues"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  62. 12:00 PM The Golden Girls "Rose: Portrait of a Woman"
    • TV-PG
  63. 12:36 PM The Golden Girls "Home Again, Rose"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  64. 1:12 PM The Golden Girls "Home Again, Rose"
    • TV-PG
  65. 1:48 PM The Golden Girls "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest"
    • TV-PG
  66. 2:24 PM The Golden Girls "One Flew Out of the Cuckoo's Nest"
    • TV-PG
  67. 3:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  68. 3:30 PM The Golden Girls "Guess Who's Coming to the Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  69. 4:00 PM The Golden Girls "Transplant"
    • TV-PG
  70. 4:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Triangle"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  71. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "On Golden Girls"
    • TV-PG
  72. 5:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Competition"
    • TV-PG
  73. 6:00 PM The Golden Girls "Blanche and the Younger Man"
    • TV-PG
  74. 6:30 PM The Golden Girls "Heart Attack"
    • TV-PG
  75. 7:00 PM Reba "The Wall"
    • TV-PG
  76. 7:30 PM Reba "The Best Defense"
    • TV-PG
  77. Tonight
  78. 8:00 PM Reba "For Sale, Cheap"
    • TV-PG
  79. 8:30 PM Reba "The Will"
    • TV-PG
  80. 9:00 PM Reba "Location, Location, Location"
    • TV-PG
  81. 9:30 PM Reba "Your Place or Mine"
    • TV-PG
  82. 10:00 PM Reba "She's Leaving Home, Bye, Bye"
    • TV-PG
  83. 10:30 PM Reba "She's Leaving Home, Bye, Bye"
    • TV-PG
  84. 11:00 PM Reba "War and Peace"
    • TV-PG
  85. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Let's Fix Robert"
    • TV-PG
  86. Tomorrow
  87. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Say Uncle"
    • TV-PG
  88. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Separation"
    • TV-PG
  89. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Paints the House"
    • TV-PG
  90. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ally's Birth"
    • TV-PG
  91. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "S'no Job"
    • TV-PG
  92. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Sight Gag"
    • TV-PG
  93. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Walk, Man"
    • TV-PG
  94. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Friender Bender"
    • TV-PG
  95. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Angry Family"
    • TV-PG
  96. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "No Roll"
    • TV-PG
  97. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Stan's Return"
    • TV-PG
  98. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "The Custody Battle"
    • TV-PG
  99. 6:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Truth Will Out"
    • TV-PG
  100. 6:30 AM The Golden Girls "Nice and Easy"
    • TV-PG
  101. 7:00 AM The Golden Girls "Second Motherhood"
    • TV-PG
  102. 7:30 AM The Golden Girls "Adult Education"
    • TV-PG
  103. 8:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Flu"
    • TV-PG
  104. 8:30 AM The Golden Girls "Blind Ambitions"
    • TV-PG
  105. 9:00 AM Carol Burnett's 50th Anniversary!
  106. 9:30 AM Celeb Hair Secrets!
  107. 10:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  108. 10:30 AM Buy gold, at-cost!
  109. 11:00 AM Show More Skin & Love the Way You Look
  110. 11:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  111. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Man in a Hurry"
    • TV-G
  112. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "High Noon in Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  113. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Class Reunion"
    • TV-G
  114. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Patchwork Man"
    • TV-PG
  115. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Lynch Town"
    • TV-G
  116. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Hanging of Newly O'Brien"
    • TV-G
  117. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Susan Was Evil"
    • TV-G
  118. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Deadly Innocent"
    • TV-G
  119. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Man in a Hurry"
    • TV-G
  120. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Rafe Hollister Sings"
    • TV-G
  121. Tomorrow Night
  122. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Spoiled Kid"
    • TV-G
  123. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Great Filling Station Robbery"
    • TV-G
  124. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Edwina"
    • TV-PG
  125. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love Story"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  126. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Tuttle"
    • TV-PG
  127. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "The Ringbanger"
    • TV-PG
  128. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet"
    • TV-PG
  129. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Odd Man Out"
    • TV-PG
  130. Tuesday, May 2
  131. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Ring"
    • TV-PG
  132. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Frank Goes Downstairs"
    • TV-PG
  133. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Jealous Robert"
    • TV-PG
  134. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Walk, Man"
    • TV-PG
  135. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Friender Bender"
    • TV-PG
  136. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Mean Streak"
    • TV-PG
  137. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
    • TV-PG
  138. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "It's Supposed to Be Fun"
    • TV-PG
  139. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Raybert"
    • TV-PG
  140. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Playdate With Destiny"
    • TV-PG
  141. 5:38 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Women 'N Tuition"
    • TV-PG
  142. 6:16 AM Roseanne "Follow the Son"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  143. 6:54 AM Roseanne "Punch and Jimmy"
    • TV-PG
  144. 7:27 AM Roseanne "White Men Can't Kiss"
    • TV-G
  145. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  146. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D)
  147. 9:00 AM Perricone MD Cold Plasma Sub-D
  148. 9:30 AM Celeb Hair Secrets!
  149. 10:00 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  150. 10:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  151. 11:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  152. 11:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  153. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Rafe Hollister Sings"
    • TV-G
  154. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Spoiled Kid"
    • TV-G
  155. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Great Filling Station Robbery"
    • TV-G
  156. 1:51 PM Bonanza "A Time to Step Down"
    • TV-PG
  157. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Child Between"
    • TV-G
  158. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Family of Killers"
    • TV-G
  159. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Like Old Times"
    • TV-G
  160. 6:05 PM Gunsmoke "The Town Tamers"
    • TV-G
  161. 7:11 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Discovers America"
    • TV-G
  162. 7:47 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Medicine Man"
    • TV-G
  163. Tuesday Night
  164. 8:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy's English Valet"
    • TV-G
  165. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Again"
    • TV-PG
  166. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Longjohn Flap"
    • TV-PG
  167. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Army-Navy Game"
    • TV-PG
  168. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "Sticky Wicket"
    • TV-PG
  169. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "Major Fred C. Dobbs"
    • TV-PG
  170. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Kicker"
    • TV-PG
  171. Wednesday, May 3
  172. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tissues"
    • TV-PG
  173. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Snow Day"
    • TV-PG
  174. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cookies"
    • TV-PG
  175. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Mean Streak"
    • TV-PG
  176. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "No Retreat"
    • TV-PG
  177. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Oxy Moron"
    • TV-PG
  178. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
    • TV-PG
  179. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Skit"
    • TV-PG
  180. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Breakup Tape"
    • TV-PG
  181. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Mission: Impossible"
    • TV-PG
  182. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "What About Barb?"
    • TV-PG
  183. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Maybe Baby"
    • TV-G
  184. 6:49 AM Roseanne "Rear Window"
    • TV-PG
  185. 7:21 AM Roseanne "My Name Is Bev"
    • TV-PG
  186. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 9:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  189. 9:30 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  190. 10:00 AM Jane Seymour's Secret to Youthful-looking skin
  191. 10:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  192. 11:00 AM Buy gold, at-cost!
  193. 11:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  194. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Discovers America"
    • TV-G
  195. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Medicine Man"
    • TV-G
  196. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy's English Valet"
    • TV-G
  197. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Credit for a Kill"
    • TV-PG
  198. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Cowtown Hustler"
    • TV-G
  199. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Foundling"
    • TV-G
  200. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Iron Blood of Courage"
    • TV-G
  201. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Schoolmarm"
    • TV-G
  202. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Rivals"
    • TV-G
  203. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Wife for Andy"
    • TV-G
  204. Wednesday Night
  205. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs"
    • TV-G
  206. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Big House"
    • TV-G
  207. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Ceasefire"
    • TV-PG
  208. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Showtime"
    • TV-PG
  209. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Divided We Stand"
    • TV-PG
  210. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "5 O'Clock Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  211. 11:00 PM M*A*S*H "Radar's Report"
    • TV-PG
  212. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bachelor Party"
    • TV-PG
  213. Thursday, May 4
  214. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  215. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  216. 1:00 AM Nobodies "Too Much of a Good Thing"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  217. 1:32 AM Lopez "George Breaks In"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  218. 2:02 AM The King of Queens "Oxy Moron"
    • TV-PG
  219. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Lyin' Hearted"
    • TV-PG
  220. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
    • TV-PG
  221. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
    • TV-PG
  222. 4:00 AM Nobodies "Too Much of a Good Thing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  223. 4:32 AM Lopez "George Breaks In"
    • TV-14  (L)
  224. 5:02 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Crash"
    • TV-PG
  225. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Ritchie Scores"
    • TV-PG
  226. 6:00 AM Roseanne "Bed and Bored"
    • TV-G
  227. 6:30 AM Roseanne "Sisters"
    • TV-PG
  228. 7:00 AM Roseanne "Lost Youth"
    • TV-PG
  229. 7:30 AM Roseanne "Single Married Female"
    • TV-G
  230. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  231. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 9:00 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  233. 9:30 AM The Diet of 2017
  234. 10:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  235. 10:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  236. 11:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  237. 11:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  238. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Rivals"
    • TV-G
  239. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Wife for Andy"
    • TV-G
  240. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Dogs, Dogs, Dogs"
    • TV-G
  241. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Four Sisters From Boston"
    • TV-PG
  242. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Trail of Bloodshed"
    • TV-G
  243. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "To Ride a Yellow Horse"
    • TV-G
  244. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Disciple"
    • TV-G
  245. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Matt Dillon Must Die"
    • TV-G
  246. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army"
    • TV-G
  247. 7:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Sermon for Today"
    • TV-G
  248. Thursday Night
  249. 8:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Gomer the House Guest"
    • TV-G
  250. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "For the Good of the Outfit"
    • TV-PG
  251. 9:24 PM M*A*S*H "Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde"
    • TV-PG
  252. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Kim"
    • TV-PG
  253. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "L.I.P. (Local Indigenous Personnel)"
    • TV-PG
  254. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "The Trial of Henry Blake"
    • TV-PG
  255. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Talk to Your Daughter"
    • TV-PG
  256. Friday, May 5
  257. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Vote for Debra"
    • TV-PG
  258. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
    • TV-PG
  259. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
    • TV-PG
  260. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Depo Man"
    • TV-PG
  261. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Life Sentence"
    • TV-PG
  262. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
    • TV-PG
  263. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG
  264. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Counseling"
    • TV-PG
  265. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Homework"
    • TV-PG
  266. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Endless Shrimp, Endless Night"
    • TV-PG
  267. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Let Him Eat Cake"
    • TV-PG
  268. 6:12 AM Roseanne "All About Rosey"
    • TV-G
  269. 6:49 AM Roseanne "All About Rosey"
    • TV-G
  270. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Husbands and Wives"
    • TV-G
  271. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  272. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 9:30 AM Paint Like A Pro With Paint Zoom!
  275. 10:00 AM Transform your home today, fast & easy!
  276. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Black Day for Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  280. 12:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Ernest T. Bass Joins the Army"
    • TV-G
  281. 1:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Sermon for Today"
    • TV-G
  282. 1:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Gomer the House Guest"
    • TV-G
  283. 2:00 PM Bonanza "Old Charlie"
    • TV-PG
  284. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Town in Chains"
    • TV-G
  285. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Guns of Cibola Blanca"
    • TV-G
  286. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Guns of Cibola Blanca"
    • TV-G
  287. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Thirty a Month and Found"
    • TV-G
  288. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Black Day for Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  289. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Ill-Gotten Gain"
    • TV-G
  290. Friday Night
  291. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Up in Barney's Room"
    • TV-G
  292. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Date for Gomer"
    • TV-G
  293. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Dad ... Three"
    • TV-PG
  294. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Sniper"
    • TV-PG
  295. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Carry On, Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  296. 10:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Incubator"
    • TV-PG
  297. 11:00 PM M*A*S*H "Deal Me Out"
    • TV-PG
  298. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pet the Bunny"
    • TV-PG
  299. Saturday, May 6
  300. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who Am I?"
    • TV-PG
  301. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert Needs Money"
    • TV-PG
  302. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sigh"
    • TV-PG
  303. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Annoying Kid"
    • TV-PG
  304. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Veiled Threat"
    • TV-PG
  305. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Double Downer"
    • TV-PG
  306. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-PG
  307. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG
  308. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "She's the One"
    • TV-PG
  309. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Grandpa Steals"
    • TV-PG
  310. 5:00 AM Nobodies "Too Much of a Good Thing"
    • TV-14  (L)
  311. 5:36 AM Lopez "George Breaks In"
    • TV-14  (L)
  312. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Happy Trailers"
    • TV-G
  313. 6:49 AM Roseanne "The Blaming of the Shrew"
    • TV-G
  314. 7:21 AM Roseanne "The Birds and the Frozen Bees"
    • TV-G
  315. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Couch Potatoes"
    • TV-G
  316. 8:27 AM Roseanne "Sherwood Schwartz: A Loving Tribute"
    • TV-G
  317. 9:00 AM Roseanne "Why Jackie Becomes a Trucker"
    • TV-PG
  318. 9:36 AM Roseanne "Kansas City, Here We Come"
    • TV-PG
  319. 10:12 AM Roseanne "Less Is More"
    • TV-PG
  320. 10:48 AM Roseanne "This Old House"
    • TV-G
  321. 11:24 AM Roseanne "The Commercial Show"
    • TV-G
  322. 12:00 PM Roseanne "Aliens"
    • TV-G
  323. 12:36 PM Roseanne "Terms of Estrangement"
    • TV-G
  324. 1:12 PM Roseanne "Terms of Estrangement"
    • TV-G
  325. 1:48 PM Roseanne "The Dark Ages"
    • TV-PG
  326. 2:24 PM Roseanne "Mommy Nearest"
    • TV-G
  327. 3:00 PM Roseanne "Crime and Punishment"
    • TV-PG
  328. 3:30 PM Roseanne "War and Peace"
    • TV-PG
  329. 4:00 PM Roseanne "Wait 'Til Your Father Gets Home"
    • TV-G
  330. 4:30 PM Roseanne "It's a Boy!"
    • TV-PG
  331. 5:00 PM Roseanne "A Stash From the Past"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  332. 5:30 PM Roseanne "The Driver's Seat"
    • TV-G
  333. 6:00 PM Roseanne "David vs. Goliath"
    • TV-PG
  334. 6:30 PM Roseanne "Everyone Comes to Jackie's"
    • TV-G
  335. 7:00 PM Roseanne "Labor Day"
    • TV-G
  336. 7:30 PM Roseanne "Body by Jake"
    • TV-PG
  337. Saturday Night
  338. 8:00 PM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Pilot"
    • TV-PG
  339. 8:30 PM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Supertramp"
    • TV-PG
  340. 9:00 PM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Open Water"
    • TV-PG
  341. 9:30 PM The New Adventures of Old Christine "One Toe Over the Line, Sweet Jesus"
    • TV-PG
  342. 10:00 PM The New Adventures of Old Christine "I'll Show You Mine"
    • TV-PG
  343. 10:30 PM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Other F Word"
    • TV-PG
  344. 11:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Meatballs"
    • TV-PG
  345. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cruising With Marie"
    • TV-PG
  346. Sunday, May 7
  347. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra Makes Something Good"
    • TV-PG
  348. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Canister"
    • TV-PG
  349. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Sculpture"
    • TV-PG
  350. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Vision"
    • TV-PG
  351. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Food Fight"
    • TV-PG
  352. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Dougie Nights"
    • TV-PG
  353. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG
  354. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  355. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Somebody Hates Raymond"
    • TV-PG
  356. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Just a Formality"
    • TV-PG
  357. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Sleepless in Mar Vista"
    • TV-PG
  358. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Undercover Brother"
    • TV-PG
  359. 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Strange Bedfellows"
    • TV-PG
  360. 6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Real Thing"
    • TV-PG
  361. 7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Long Day's Journey Into Stan"
    • TV-PG
  362. 7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Teach Your Children Well"
    • TV-PG
  363. 8:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Ritchie Has Two Mommies"
    • TV-PG
  364. 8:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "No Fault Divorce"
    • TV-PG
  365. 9:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Exile on Lame Street"
    • TV-PG
  366. 9:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Some of My Best Friends Are Portuguese"
    • TV-PG
  367. 10:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "A Fair to Remember"
    • TV-PG
  368. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "Rose the Prude"
    • TV-PG
  369. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "Break In"
    • TV-PG
  370. 12:00 PM The Golden Girls "A Little Romance"
    • TV-PG
  371. 12:36 PM The Golden Girls "In a Bed of Rose's"
    • TV-PG
  372. 1:12 PM The Golden Girls "The Operation"
    • TV-PG
  373. 1:48 PM The Golden Girls "End of the Curse"
    • TV-PG
  374. 2:24 PM The Golden Girls "Ladies of the Evening"
    • TV-PG
  375. 3:00 PM The Golden Girls "Isn't It Romantic"
    • TV-PG
  376. 3:30 PM The Golden Girls "Big Daddy's Little Lady"
    • TV-PG
  377. 4:00 PM The Golden Girls "Whose Face Is This, Anyway?"
    • TV-PG
  378. 4:30 PM The Golden Girls "Diamond in the Rough"
    • TV-PG
  379. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "Old Friends"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  380. 5:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Audit"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  381. 6:00 PM The Golden Girls "The Artist"
    • TV-PG
  382. 6:30 PM The Golden Girls "My Brother, My Father"
    • TV-PG
  383. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls "And Ma Makes Three"
    • TV-PG
  384. 7:30 PM The Golden Girls "Mixed Blessing"
    • TV-PG
  385. Sunday Night
  386. 8:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Bad Moon Rising"
    • TV-PG
  387. 8:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sneeze"
    • TV-PG
  388. 9:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Ray's Journal"
    • TV-PG
  389. 9:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lucky Suit"
    • TV-PG
  390. 10:00 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Baggage"
    • TV-PG
  391. 10:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tasteless Frank"
    • TV-PG
  392. 11:00 PM 2017 MTV Movie & TV Awards
    • LIVE
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  393. Monday, May 8
  394. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Disciplinarian"
    • TV-PG
  395. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sweet Charity"
    • TV-PG
  396. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "No Orleans"
    • TV-PG
  397. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Missing Links"
    • TV-PG
  398. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  399. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  400. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meeting the Parents"
    • TV-PG
  401. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Plan"
    • TV-PG
  402. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "Take Him, He's Mine"
    • TV-PG
  403. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "It's a Miserable Life"
    • TV-PG
  404. 6:00 AM The Golden Girls "Family Affair"
    • TV-PG
  405. 6:30 AM The Golden Girls "Vacation"
    • TV-PG
  406. 7:00 AM The Golden Girls "Joust Between Friends"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  407. 7:30 AM The Golden Girls "Love, Rose?"
    • TV-PG
  408. 8:00 AM The Golden Girls "Sisters"
    • TV-PG
  409. 8:30 AM The Golden Girls "The Stan Who Came to Dinner"
    • TV-PG
  410. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  411. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  412. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  413. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  414. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  415. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  416. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Citizen's Arrest"
    • TV-G
  417. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and His Merry Men"
    • TV-G
  418. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney and the Cave Rescue"
    • TV-G
  419. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Oath"
    • TV-PG
  420. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Wiving"
    • TV-G
  421. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Iron Men"
    • TV-G
  422. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Fourth Victim"
    • TV-G
  423. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Tarnished Badge"
    • TV-G
  424. 7:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Citizen's Arrest"
    • TV-G
  425. 7:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Opie's Pal"
    • TV-G
  426. Monday Night
  427. 8:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee the Crusader"
    • TV-G
  428. 8:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney's Sidecar"
    • TV-G
  429. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "Hotlips and Empty Arms"
    • TV-PG
  430. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "Officers Only"
    • TV-PG
  431. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Henry in Love"
    • TV-PG
  432. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "For Want of a Boot"
    • TV-PG
  433. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "Operation Noselift"
    • TV-PG
  434. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sleepover at Peggy's"
    • TV-PG
  435. Tuesday, May 9
  436. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who's Next"
    • TV-PG
  437. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Shower"
    • TV-PG
  438. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fun with Debra"
    • TV-PG
  439. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Hero Worship"
    • TV-PG
  440. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Screwed Driver"
    • TV-PG
  441. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG
  442. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  443. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Thank You Notes"
    • TV-PG
  444. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Home From School"
    • TV-PG
  445. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Faith Off"
    • TV-PG
  446. 5:38 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "My Big Fat Sober Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  447. 6:16 AM Roseanne "Shower the People You Love With Stuff"
    • TV-G
  448. 6:54 AM Roseanne "Let Them Eat Junk"
    • TV-G
  449. 7:27 AM Roseanne "Roseanne in the Hood"
    • TV-G
  450. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  451. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  452. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  453. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  454. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  455. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  456. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  457. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  458. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Opie's Pal"
    • TV-G
  459. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee the Crusader"
    • TV-G
  460. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney's Sidecar"
    • TV-G
  461. 1:51 PM Bonanza "A Nice, Friendly Little Town"
    • TV-PG
  462. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "In the Performance of Duty"
    • TV-G
  463. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Island in the Desert"
    • TV-G
  464. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Island in the Desert"
    • TV-G
  465. 6:05 PM Gunsmoke "The Colonel"
    • TV-G
  466. 7:11 PM The Andy Griffith Show "My Fair Ernest T. Bass"
    • TV-G
  467. 7:47 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Prisoner of Love"
    • TV-G
  468. Tuesday Night
  469. 8:23 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Hot Rod Otis"
    • TV-G
  470. 9:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Chosen People"
    • TV-PG
  471. 9:30 PM M*A*S*H "As You Were"
    • TV-PG
  472. 10:00 PM M*A*S*H "Crisis"
    • TV-PG
  473. 10:36 PM M*A*S*H "George"
    • TV-PG
  474. 11:12 PM M*A*S*H "Mail Call"
    • TV-PG
  475. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG
  476. Wednesday, May 10
  477. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Contractor"
    • TV-PG
  478. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG
  479. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Liars"
    • TV-PG
  480. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Lush Life"
    • TV-PG
  481. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Patrons Ain't"
    • TV-PG
  482. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Bun Dummy"
    • TV-PG
  483. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Shrink Wrap"
    • TV-PG
  484. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG
  485. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra at the Lodge"
    • TV-PG
  486. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Friends"
    • TV-PG
  487. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Frasier"
    • TV-PG
  488. 6:12 AM Roseanne "The Last Date"
    • TV-G
  489. 6:49 AM Roseanne "The Fifties Show"
    • TV-G