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  1. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "Ebb Tide"
    • TV-PG
  2. 6:00 AM The Golden Girls "Accurate Conception"
    • TV-PG
  3. 6:30 AM The Golden Girls "Rose Fights Back"
    • TV-PG
  4. 7:00 AM The Golden Girls "Not Another Monday"
    • TV-PG
  5. 7:30 AM The Golden Girls "That Old Feeling"
    • TV-PG
  6. 8:00 AM The Golden Girls "Comedy of Errors"
    • TV-PG
  7. 8:30 AM The Golden Girls "All That Jazz"
    • TV-PG
  8. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  9. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  10. 10:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  11. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  12. 11:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  13. 11:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  14. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Stranger in Town"
    • TV-G
  15. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry Goes Hollywood"
    • TV-G
  16. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Horse Trader"
    • TV-G
  17. 1:51 PM Bonanza "King of the Mountain"
    • TV-PG
  18. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Newcomers"
    • TV-G
  19. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Quaker Girl"
    • TV-G
  20. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Moonstone"
    • TV-G
  21. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Champion of the World"
    • TV-G
  22. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Bombed"
    • TV-PG
  23. 7:36 PM M*A*S*H "Bulletin Board"
    • TV-PG
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:12 PM M*A*S*H "The Consultant"
    • TV-PG
  26. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "House Arrest"
    • TV-PG
  27. 9:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Those Gossipin' Men"
    • TV-G
  28. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Beauty Contest"
    • TV-G
  29. 10:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Alcohol and Old Lace"
    • TV-G
  30. 11:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy, the Marriage Counselor"
    • TV-G
  31. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Tissues"
    • TV-PG
  32. Today
  33. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Snow Day"
    • TV-PG
  34. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Cookies"
    • TV-PG
  35. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lucky Suit"
    • TV-PG
  36. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Icky Shuffle"
    • TV-PG
  37. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Awful Bigamy"
    • TV-PG
  38. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG
  39. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  40. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Skit"
    • TV-PG
  41. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Breakup Tape"
    • TV-PG
  42. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Answer Is Maybe"
    • TV-PG
  43. 5:38 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Come to Papa Jeff"
    • TV-PG
  44. 6:16 AM Roseanne "Lanford's Elite"
    • TV-G
  45. 6:54 AM Roseanne "Some Enchanted Merger"
    • TV-G
  46. 7:27 AM Roseanne "A Second Chance"
    • TV-G
  47. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  48. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 9:00 AM Facelift in a Flash!
  50. 9:30 AM Luminess The Future of Makeup
  51. 10:00 AM Tai Cheng
  52. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  53. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  55. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Those Gossipin' Men"
    • TV-G
  56. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Beauty Contest"
    • TV-G
  57. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Alcohol and Old Lace"
    • TV-G
  58. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Love Me Not"
    • TV-PG
  59. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Hanging"
    • TV-G
  60. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Saturday Night"
    • TV-G
  61. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Mad Dog"
    • TV-G
  62. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Muley"
    • TV-G
  63. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Aid Station"
    • TV-PG
  64. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "Love and Marriage"
    • TV-PG
  65. Tonight
  66. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "Big Mac"
    • TV-PG
  67. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "Payday"
    • TV-PG
  68. 9:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy, the Marriage Counselor"
    • TV-G
  69. 9:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry on Record"
    • TV-G
  70. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Saves Barney's Morale"
    • TV-G
  71. 10:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the Gentleman Crook"
    • TV-G
  72. 11:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and Opie, Housekeepers"
    • TV-G
  73. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Mother's Day"
    • TV-PG
  74. Tomorrow
  75. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bigger Person"
    • TV-PG
  76. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Time"
    • TV-PG
  77. 1:00 AM Teachers "Thirty-One and Done"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  78. 1:30 AM Throwing Shade "Episode 107"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  79. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Dugan Groupie"
    • TV-PG
  80. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Lost Vegas"
    • TV-PG
  81. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  82. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG
  83. 4:00 AM Teachers "Thirty-One and Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  84. 4:30 AM Throwing Shade "Episode 107"
    • TV-14  (L)
  85. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Oh God, Yes"
    • TV-PG
  86. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Separation Anxiety"
    • TV-PG
  87. 6:00 AM Roseanne "The Miracle"
    • TV-G
  88. 6:30 AM Roseanne "Roseanne-Feld"
    • TV-PG
  89. 7:00 AM Roseanne "The Truth Be Told"
    • TV-G
  90. 7:30 AM Roseanne "Arsenic and Old Mom"
    • TV-G
  91. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  93. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  94. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  95. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  96. 10:30 AM Buy gold, at-cost!
  97. 11:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  98. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  99. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry on Record"
    • TV-G
  100. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Saves Barney's Morale"
    • TV-G
  101. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the Gentleman Crook"
    • TV-G
  102. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Pure Truth"
    • TV-PG
  103. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Mail Drop"
    • TV-G
  104. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Old Friend"
    • TV-G
  105. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Favor"
    • TV-G
  106. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Fandango"
    • TV-G
  107. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "White Gold"
    • TV-PG
  108. 7:36 PM M*A*S*H "It Happened One Night"
    • TV-PG
  109. Tomorrow Night
  110. 8:12 PM M*A*S*H "The Late Captain Pierce"
    • TV-PG
  111. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "Hey, Doc"
    • TV-PG
  112. 9:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The New Doctor"
    • TV-G
  113. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Plaque for Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  114. 10:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Inspector"
    • TV-G
  115. 11:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Ellie Saves a Female"
    • TV-G
  116. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Talk to Your Daughter"
    • TV-PG
  117. Thursday, March 2
  118. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "A Vote for Debra"
    • TV-PG
  119. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Call Me Mom"
    • TV-PG
  120. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Cult"
    • TV-PG
  121. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Furious George"
    • TV-PG
  122. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Entertainment Weakly"
    • TV-PG
  123. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG
  124. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG
  125. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
    • TV-PG
  126. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The First Six Years"
    • TV-PG
  127. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Champ"
    • TV-PG
  128. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Playdate With Destiny"
    • TV-PG
  129. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Into That Good Night"
    • TV-G
  130. 6:49 AM Roseanne "Into That Good Night"
    • TV-G
  131. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Life and Stuff"
    • TV-PG
  132. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 9:30 AM Multiracial Skincare
  136. 10:00 AM Flat Sexy Abs
  137. 10:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  138. 11:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  139. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  140. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The New Doctor"
    • TV-G
  141. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "A Plaque for Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  142. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Inspector"
    • TV-G
  143. 1:51 PM Bonanza "No Less a Man"
    • TV-PG
  144. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Returning"
    • TV-G
  145. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Lure"
    • TV-G
  146. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Noose of Gold"
    • TV-G
  147. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Mistaken Identity"
    • TV-G
  148. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Bus"
    • TV-PG
  149. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Mildred"
    • TV-PG
  150. Thursday Night
  151. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Kids"
    • TV-PG
  152. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler"
    • TV-PG
  153. 9:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Ellie Saves a Female"
    • TV-G
  154. 9:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Forecloses"
    • TV-G
  155. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Quiet Sam"
    • TV-G
  156. 10:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Gets His Man"
    • TV-G
  157. 11:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Guitar Player Returns"
    • TV-G
  158. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Counseling"
    • TV-PG
  159. Friday, March 3
  160. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Homework"
    • TV-PG
  161. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pet the Bunny"
    • TV-PG
  162. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who Am I?"
    • TV-PG
  163. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Name Dropper"
    • TV-PG
  164. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Off-Track ... Bedding"
    • TV-PG
  165. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  166. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  167. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert Needs Money"
    • TV-PG
  168. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Sigh"
    • TV-PG
  169. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Women 'N Tuition"
    • TV-PG
  170. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Mission: Impossible"
    • TV-PG
  171. 6:12 AM Roseanne "We're in the Money"
    • TV-G
  172. 6:49 AM Roseanne "D-I-V-O-R-C-E"
    • TV-G
  173. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Language Lessons"
    • TV-G
  174. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  176. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  178. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy Forecloses"
    • TV-G
  183. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Quiet Sam"
    • TV-G
  184. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Gets His Man"
    • TV-G
  185. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Return to Honor"
    • TV-PG
  186. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Ladies From St. Louis"
    • TV-G
  187. 4:08 PM Gunsmoke "Tiger by the Tail"
    • TV-G
  188. 5:16 PM Gunsmoke "Tiger by the Tail"
    • TV-G
  189. 6:24 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Peggy"
    • TV-PG
  190. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Of Moose and Men"
    • TV-PG
  191. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "Soldier of the Month"
    • TV-PG
  192. Friday Night
  193. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Gun"
    • TV-PG
  194. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "Mail Call Again"
    • TV-PG
  195. 9:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Guitar Player Returns"
    • TV-G
  196. 9:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Bringing Up Opie"
    • TV-G
  197. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie and the Bully"
    • TV-G
  198. 10:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney's Replacement"
    • TV-G
  199. 11:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Andy and the Woman Speeder"
    • TV-G
  200. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Annoying Kid"
    • TV-PG
  201. Saturday, March 4
  202. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Marie's Vision"
    • TV-PG
  203. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Grandpa Steals"
    • TV-PG
  204. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Somebody Hates Raymond"
    • TV-PG
  205. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Just a Formality"
    • TV-PG
  206. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Awed Couple"
    • TV-PG
  207. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Cologne Ranger"
    • TV-PG
  208. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  209. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  210. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Disciplinarian"
    • TV-PG
  211. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sweet Charity"
    • TV-PG
  212. 5:00 AM Teachers "Thirty-One and Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  213. 5:36 AM Throwing Shade "Episode 107"
    • TV-14  (L)
  214. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Radio Days"
    • TV-G
  215. 6:49 AM Roseanne "Lovers' Lane"
    • TV-PG
  216. 7:21 AM Roseanne "The Memory Game"
    • TV-PG
  217. 7:54 AM Roseanne "Here's to Good Friends"
    • TV-G
  218. 8:27 AM Roseanne "Dan's Birthday Bash"
    • TV-G
  219. 9:00 AM Roseanne "Saturday"
    • TV-G
  220. 9:36 AM Roseanne "Canoga Time"
    • TV-G
  221. 10:12 AM Roseanne "The Monday Thru Friday Show"
    • TV-G
  222. 10:48 AM Roseanne "Bridge Over Troubled Sonny"
    • TV-G
  223. 11:24 AM Roseanne "Father's Day"
    • TV-G
  224. 12:00 PM Roseanne "Nightmare on Oak Street"
    • TV-G
  225. 12:36 PM Roseanne "Mall Story"
    • TV-G
  226. 1:12 PM Roseanne "Becky's Choice"
    • TV-G
  227. 1:48 PM Roseanne "The Slice of Life"
    • TV-G
  228. 2:24 PM Roseanne "Workin' Overtime"
    • TV-G
  229. 3:00 PM Roseanne "Toto, We're Not in Kansas Anymore"
    • TV-G
  230. 3:30 PM Roseanne "Death and Stuff"
    • TV-G
  231. 4:00 PM Roseanne "Dear Mom and Dad"
    • TV-G
  232. 4:30 PM Roseanne "Let's Call It Quits"
    • TV-G
  233. 5:00 PM Roseanne "Inherit the Wind"
    • TV-G
  234. 5:30 PM Roseanne "Little Sister"
    • TV-G
  235. 6:00 PM Roseanne "Guilt by Disassociation"
    • TV-G
  236. 6:30 PM Roseanne "Somebody Stole My Gal"
    • TV-G
  237. 7:00 PM The Golden Girls "Mary Has a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  238. 7:30 PM The Golden Girls "Great Expectations"
    • TV-PG
  239. Saturday Night
  240. 8:00 PM The Golden Girls "Triple Play"
    • TV-PG
  241. 8:30 PM The Golden Girls "Clinton Avenue Memoirs"
    • TV-PG
  242. 9:00 PM The Golden Girls "Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom"
    • TV-PG
  243. 9:30 PM The Golden Girls "An Illegitimate Concern"
    • TV-PG
  244. 10:00 PM The Golden Girls "72 Hours"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  245. 10:30 PM The Golden Girls "Twice in a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  246. 11:00 PM The Golden Girls "Sisters and Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  247. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Meeting the Parents"
    • TV-PG
  248. Sunday, March 5
  249. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Plan"
    • TV-PG
  250. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Sleepover at Peggy's"
    • TV-PG
  251. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Who's Next"
    • TV-PG
  252. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Shower"
    • TV-PG
  253. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Domestic Disturbance"
    • TV-PG
  254. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Pour Judgment"
    • TV-PG
  255. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  256. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  257. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Baggage"
    • TV-PG
  258. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Bachelor Party"
    • TV-PG
  259. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "What About Barb?"
    • TV-PG
  260. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Crash"
    • TV-PG
  261. 6:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Ritchie Scores"
    • TV-PG
  262. 6:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Endless Shrimp, Endless Night"
    • TV-PG
  263. 7:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Let Him Eat Cake"
    • TV-PG
  264. 7:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Sleepless in Mar Vista"
    • TV-PG
  265. 8:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Undercover Brother"
    • TV-PG
  266. 8:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Strange Bedfellows"
    • TV-PG
  267. 9:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Real Thing"
    • TV-PG
  268. 9:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Faith Off"
    • TV-PG
  269. 10:12 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "My Big Fat Sober Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  270. 10:48 AM The Golden Girls "Mary Has a Little Lamb"
    • TV-PG
  271. 11:24 AM The Golden Girls "Great Expectations"
    • TV-PG
  272. 12:00 PM The Golden Girls "Triple Play"
    • TV-PG
  273. 12:36 PM The Golden Girls "Clinton Avenue Memoirs"
    • TV-PG
  274. 1:12 PM The Golden Girls "Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom"
    • TV-PG
  275. 1:48 PM The Golden Girls "An Illegitimate Concern"
    • TV-PG
  276. 2:24 PM The Golden Girls "72 Hours"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  277. 3:00 PM The Golden Girls "Twice in a Lifetime"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  278. 3:30 PM The Golden Girls "Sisters and Other Strangers"
    • TV-PG
  279. 4:00 PM The Golden Girls "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG
  280. 4:30 PM The Golden Girls "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present"
    • TV-PG
  281. 5:00 PM The Golden Girls "All Bets Are Off"
    • TV-PG
  282. 5:30 PM The Golden Girls "The President's Coming! The President's Coming!"
    • TV-PG
  283. 6:00 PM The Golden Girls "The President's Coming! The President's Coming!"
    • TV-PG
  284. 6:30 PM The Golden Girls "Blanche Delivers"
    • TV-PG
  285. 7:00 PM Reba "Help Wanted"
    • TV-PG
  286. 7:30 PM Reba "Hello, My Name Is Cheyenne"
    • TV-PG
  287. Sunday Night
  288. 8:00 PM Reba "Where There's Smoke"
    • TV-PG
  289. 8:30 PM Reba "Reba and the One"
    • TV-PG
  290. 9:00 PM Reba "As Is"
    • TV-PG
  291. 9:30 PM Reba "And God Created Van"
    • TV-PG
  292. 10:00 PM Reba "No Good Deed"
    • TV-PG
  293. 10:30 PM Reba "Have Your Cake"
    • TV-PG
  294. 11:00 PM Reba "Grannies Gone Wild"
    • TV-PG
  295. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  296. Monday, March 6
  297. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Robert's Wedding"
    • TV-PG
  298. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Fun with Debra"
    • TV-PG
  299. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Thank You Notes"
    • TV-PG
  300. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Home From School"
    • TV-PG
  301. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Gym Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  302. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Gorilla Warfare"
    • TV-PG
  303. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG
  304. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG
  305. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Misery Loves Company"
    • TV-PG
  306. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Contractor"
    • TV-PG
  307. 5:00 AM The Golden Girls "If at Last You Do Succeed"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  308. 5:30 AM The Golden Girls "Cheaters"
    • TV-PG
  309. 6:00 AM The Golden Girls "The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present"
    • TV-PG
  310. 6:30 AM The Golden Girls "All Bets Are Off"
    • TV-PG
  311. 7:00 AM The Golden Girls "The President's Coming! The President's Coming!"
    • TV-PG
  312. 7:30 AM The Golden Girls "The President's Coming! The President's Coming!"
    • TV-PG
  313. 8:00 AM The Golden Girls "Blanche Delivers"
    • TV-PG
  314. 8:30 AM The Golden Girls "If at Last You Do Succeed"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  315. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  316. 9:30 AM Men's Health: All Natural Secret for Prostate Health
  317. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Mayberry Goes Bankrupt"
    • TV-G
  322. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney on the Rebound"
    • TV-G
  323. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Hobo Friend"
    • TV-G
  324. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Saga of Muley Jones"
    • TV-PG
  325. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Wreckers"
    • TV-G
  326. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Cattle Barons"
    • TV-G
  327. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Prodigal"
    • TV-G
  328. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "A Hat"
    • TV-G
  329. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "The Price of Tomato Juice"
    • TV-PG
  330. 7:36 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Ma"
    • TV-PG
  331. Monday Night
  332. 8:12 PM M*A*S*H "Der Tag"
    • TV-PG
  333. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "Hawkeye"
    • TV-PG
  334. 9:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Crime-Free Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  335. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Perfect Female"
    • TV-G
  336. 10:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter"
    • TV-G
  337. 11:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Clubmen"
    • TV-G
  338. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Peter on the Couch"
    • TV-PG
  339. Tuesday, March 7
  340. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Liars"
    • TV-PG
  341. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Surprise Party"
    • TV-PG
  342. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Debra at the Lodge"
    • TV-PG
  343. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Hi, School"
    • TV-PG
  344. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Deconstructing Carrie"
    • TV-PG
  345. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG
  346. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  347. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Slave"
    • TV-PG
  348. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Whose Side Are You On?"
    • TV-PG
  349. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Friends"
    • TV-PG
  350. 5:38 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Frasier"
    • TV-PG
  351. 6:16 AM Roseanne "House of Grown-Ups"
    • TV-G
  352. 6:54 AM Roseanne "Five of a Kind"
    • TV-G
  353. 7:27 AM Roseanne "Sweet Dreams"
    • TV-G
  354. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Crime-Free Mayberry"
    • TV-G
  363. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Perfect Female"
    • TV-G
  364. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Aunt Bee's Brief Encounter"
    • TV-G
  365. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Roper"
    • TV-PG
  366. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Vengeance"
    • TV-G
  367. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Vengeance"
    • TV-G
  368. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Hard Luck Henry"
    • TV-G
  369. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Major Glory"
    • TV-G
  370. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Some 38th Parallels"
    • TV-PG
  371. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Novocaine Mutiny"
    • TV-PG
  372. Tuesday Night
  373. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "Smilin' Jack"
    • TV-PG
  374. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "The More I See You"
    • TV-PG
  375. 9:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Clubmen"
    • TV-G
  376. 9:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Sheriff Barney"
    • TV-G
  377. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Farmer Takes a Wife"
    • TV-G
  378. 10:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Keeper of the Flame"
    • TV-G
  379. 11:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Bailey's Bad Boy"
    • TV-G
  380. 11:30 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Power of No"
    • TV-PG
  381. Wednesday, March 8
  382. 12:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Pat's Secret"
    • TV-PG
  383. 12:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Finale"
    • TV-PG
  384. 1:00 AM Teachers "Getting Drilled"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  385. 1:30 AM Throwing Shade "Episode 108"
    • NEW
    • TV-14  (L)
  386. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Van, Go"
    • TV-PG
  387. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Black List"
    • TV-PG
  388. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  389. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  390. 4:00 AM Teachers "Getting Drilled"
    • TV-14  (L)
  391. 4:30 AM Throwing Shade "Episode 108"
    • TV-14  (L)
  392. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The Big Bang"
    • TV-PG
  393. 5:30 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Beauty Is Only Spanx Deep"
    • TV-PG
  394. 6:00 AM Roseanne "Brain-Dead Poets' Society"
    • TV-G
  395. 6:30 AM Roseanne "Lobocop"
    • TV-PG
  396. 7:00 AM Roseanne "No Talking"
    • TV-G
  397. 7:30 AM Roseanne "Chicken Hearts"
    • TV-G
  398. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  399. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  400. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  402. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  403. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  404. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  406. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Sheriff Barney"
    • TV-G
  407. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Farmer Takes a Wife"
    • TV-G
  408. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Keeper of the Flame"
    • TV-G
  409. 1:51 PM Bonanza "A Pink Cloud Comes From Old Cathay"
    • TV-PG
  410. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Pillagers"
    • TV-G
  411. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Prairie Wolfer"
    • TV-G
  412. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Stranger in Town"
    • TV-G
  413. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "Death Train"
    • TV-G
  414. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Deluge"
    • TV-PG
  415. 7:36 PM M*A*S*H "The Interview"
    • TV-PG
  416. Wednesday Night
  417. 8:12 PM M*A*S*H "Bug Out"
    • TV-PG
  418. 8:48 PM M*A*S*H "Bug Out"
    • TV-PG
  419. 9:24 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Manicurist"
    • TV-G
  420. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Jinx"
    • TV-G
  421. 10:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Jailbreak"
    • TV-G
  422. 11:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Mends a Broken Heart"
    • TV-G
  423. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Lateness"
    • TV-PG
  424. Thursday, March 9
  425. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Party Dress"
    • TV-PG
  426. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Security"
    • TV-PG
  427. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Ingrate"
    • TV-PG
  428. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Catching Hell"
    • TV-PG
  429. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Ice Cubed"
    • TV-PG
  430. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  431. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  432. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Crazy Chin"
    • TV-PG
  433. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Nice Talk"
    • TV-PG
  434. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Popular"
    • TV-PG
  435. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Traffic"
    • TV-PG
  436. 6:12 AM Roseanne "One for the Road"
    • TV-G
  437. 6:49 AM Roseanne "An Officer and a Gentleman"
    • TV-G
  438. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Born to Be Wild"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  439. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  440. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  441. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  442. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  443. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  444. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  445. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  446. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  447. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Manicurist"
    • TV-G
  448. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Jinx"
    • TV-G
  449. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Jailbreak"
    • TV-G
  450. 1:51 PM Bonanza "The Companeros"
    • TV-PG
  451. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Rope Fever"
    • TV-G
  452. 4:00 PM Gunsmoke "Wonder"
    • TV-G
  453. 5:00 PM Gunsmoke "Baker's Dozen"
    • TV-G
  454. 6:00 PM Gunsmoke "The Victim"
    • TV-G
  455. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Margaret's Engagement"
    • TV-PG
  456. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "Out of Sight, Out of Mind"
    • TV-PG
  457. Thursday Night
  458. 8:00 PM M*A*S*H "Lt. Radar O'Reilly"
    • TV-PG
  459. 8:30 PM M*A*S*H "The Nurses"
    • TV-PG
  460. 9:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Barney Mends a Broken Heart"
    • TV-G
  461. 9:30 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Lawman Barney"
    • TV-G
  462. 10:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Mayberry Band"
    • TV-G
  463. 10:36 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Floyd, the Gay Deceiver"
    • TV-G
  464. 11:12 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Opie's Rival"
    • TV-G
  465. 11:48 PM Everybody Loves Raymond "Blabbermouths"
    • TV-PG
  466. Friday, March 10
  467. 12:24 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Model"
    • TV-PG
  468. 1:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Mentor"
    • TV-PG
  469. 1:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Golf for It"
    • TV-PG
  470. 2:00 AM The King of Queens "Wish Boned"
    • TV-PG
  471. 2:30 AM The King of Queens "Slippery Slope"
    • TV-PG
  472. 3:00 AM The King of Queens "Buy Curious"
    • TV-PG
  473. 3:30 AM The King of Queens "Vocal Discord"
    • TV-PG
  474. 4:00 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "The Home"
    • TV-PG
  475. 4:30 AM Everybody Loves Raymond "Not So Fast"
    • TV-PG
  476. 5:00 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "Between a Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-PG
  477. 5:36 AM The New Adventures of Old Christine "The New Adventures of Old Christine"
    • TV-PG
  478. 6:12 AM Roseanne "Hair"
    • TV-G
  479. 6:49 AM Roseanne "I'm Hungry"
    • TV-G
  480. 7:21 AM Roseanne "Fender Bender"
    • TV-G
  481. 7:54 AM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  482. 8:27 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  483. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  484. 9:30 AM Relieve your foot pain with WalkFit!
  485. 10:00 AM Paid Programming
  486. 10:30 AM Paid Programming
  487. 11:00 AM Paid Programming
  488. 11:30 AM Paid Programming
  489. 12:00 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Lawman Barney"
    • TV-G
  490. 12:37 PM The Andy Griffith Show "The Mayberry Band"
    • TV-G
  491. 1:14 PM The Andy Griffith Show "Floyd, the Gay Deceiver"
    • TV-G
  492. 1:51 PM Bonanza "Enter Thomas Bowers"
    • TV-PG
  493. 3:00 PM Gunsmoke "Nowhere to Run"
    • TV-G
  494. 4:08 PM Gunsmoke "Blood Money"
    • TV-G
  495. 5:16 PM Gunsmoke "Dead Man's Law"
    • TV-G
  496. 6:24 PM M*A*S*H "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan"
    • TV-PG
  497. 7:00 PM M*A*S*H "Dear Sigmund"
    • TV-PG
  498. 7:30 PM M*A*S*H "Mulcahy's War"
    • TV-PG
  499. Friday Night