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  1. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  2. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  3. 5:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  4. 6:00 AM Back Pain Solved
  5. 6:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  6. 7:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  7. 9:00 AM The Three Stooges
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  8. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  21. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 6:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. Last Night
  24. 8:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  25. 10:30 PM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  26. Today
  27. 1:00 AM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. 4:00 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 4:30 AM Louie "Country Drive"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  30. 5:00 AM Suze Orman's Financial Security NOW
  31. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  32. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  33. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  34. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 11:30 AM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 2:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  45. 6:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. Tonight
  47. 9:00 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. 11:30 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag"
    • TV-MA
  49. Tomorrow
  50. 12:33 AM Better Things "Eulogy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  51. 1:06 AM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 1:36 AM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 2:06 AM Louie "Subway/Pamela"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 2:36 AM Louie "Oh Louie/Tickets"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 3:06 AM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 3:36 AM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 4:06 AM Louie "Subway/Pamela"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  58. 4:36 AM FXM Presents
  59. 5:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  60. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  61. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  62. 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  63. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 11:00 AM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. 3:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. 5:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  76. 10:30 PM Pitch Perfect 2
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  77. Monday, October 23
  78. 1:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  79. 3:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  80. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  81. 4:00 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  82. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  83. 5:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  84. 5:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  85. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  86. 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  87. 7:00 AM The Brothers Solomon
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  88. 9:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  89. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  92. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  93. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  98. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 5:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  103. Monday Night
  104. 8:00 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  105. 10:30 PM Spy
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  106. Tuesday, October 24
  107. 1:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  108. 3:00 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  109. 3:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  110. 4:00 AM Window Wonderland
  111. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  112. 5:00 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  113. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  114. 6:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  115. 6:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  116. 7:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  117. 9:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  118. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  119. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  122. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  127. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  128. 4:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. Tuesday Night
  131. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  132. 11:02 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • TV-MA
  133. Wednesday, October 25
  134. 12:04 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Valerie Solanas Died for Your Sins: Scumbag"
    • TV-MA
  135. 1:07 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • TV-MA
  136. 2:09 AM Louie "Oh Louie/Tickets"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  137. 2:39 AM FXM Presents
  138. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  139. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  140. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  141. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  143. 5:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  144. 6:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  145. 6:30 AM Shark IONFlex DuoClean Cord-Free Ultra-Light Vacuum - Shark MultiFlex Technology for Carpets & Floors
  146. 7:00 AM Project Almanac
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  147. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  150. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  154. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  155. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  157. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  158. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. Wednesday Night
  161. 8:00 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. 10:30 PM Jurassic World
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. Thursday, October 26
  164. 1:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  165. 2:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  166. 3:00 AM The Strain "Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  167. 4:00 AM Louie "Come on, God"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  168. 4:30 AM Louie "Eddie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 5:00 AM Amazing Abs
  170. 5:30 AM Sex and the City star Kristin Davis on Her Gorgeous Hair Care Secrets!
  171. 6:00 AM Ninja Intelli-Sense Kitchen System - with Auto Spiralizer Plus Fettuccine & Spaghetti Blades!
  172. 6:30 AM Gotham Steel Grill!
  173. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  174. 9:00 AM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  176. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  181. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  183. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  186. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  187. 5:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  188. 7:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  189. Thursday Night
  190. 10:00 PM Better Things "Blackout"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  191. 10:31 PM Better Things "Eulogy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 11:04 PM Better Things "Blackout"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  193. 11:35 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  194. Friday, October 27
  195. 2:35 AM Better Things "Blackout"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  196. 3:06 AM Cooking Made Easy
  197. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 4:30 AM Airfryer Oven
  200. 5:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  201. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  202. 6:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  203. 7:00 AM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. 9:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  205. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  211. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wreck of the Vincent Moranto"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  213. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  214. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  215. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  216. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 5:30 PM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  219. Friday Night
  220. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 11:30 PM Furious 7
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Saturday, October 28
  223. 3:00 AM Ouija
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  229. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  230. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 11:00 AM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  237. 1:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  238. 4:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  239. 6:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  240. Saturday Night
  241. 8:00 PM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  242. 10:00 PM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  243. Sunday, October 29
  244. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • TV-MA
  245. 1:02 AM Better Things "Blackout"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  246. 1:33 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 2:03 AM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 2:33 AM Louie "Halloween/Ellie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  249. 3:03 AM Louie "Duckling"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 3:34 AM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 4:04 AM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 4:34 AM FXM Presents
  253. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 5:30 AM Window Wonderland
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  264. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  265. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 11:30 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  267. 2:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  268. 4:00 PM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  269. 6:00 PM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  270. Sunday Night
  271. 8:00 PM Hotel Transylvania 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  272. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  273. Monday, October 30
  274. 12:00 AM Surrogates
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 2:00 AM Louie "Duckling"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 2:30 AM Louie "Niece"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 7:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  286. 9:00 AM Hotel Transylvania
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  287. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  289. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  295. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 6:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  302. Monday Night
  303. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  304. 11:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  305. Tuesday, October 31
  306. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 8:00 AM Paranormal Activity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  317. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  318. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  319. 2:00 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  320. 4:00 PM Dracula Untold
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  321. 6:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  322. Tuesday Night
  323. 8:00 PM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  324. 10:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Drink the Kool-Aid"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  325. 11:00 PM American Horror Story: Cult "Drink the Kool-Aid"
    • TV-MA
  326. Wednesday, November 1
  327. 12:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Winter of Our Discontent"
    • TV-MA
  328. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Cult "Drink the Kool-Aid"
    • TV-MA
  329. 2:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  331. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 7:00 AM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  340. 9:00 AM The Purge: Anarchy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  341. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  344. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  347. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  349. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  350. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 6:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  356. Wednesday Night
  357. 8:00 PM Hotel Transylvania 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  358. 10:00 PM Hotel Transylvania 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  359. Thursday, November 2
  360. 12:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  361. 12:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  362. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Traitor"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  365. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Last Stand"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  366. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 7:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  373. 9:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  374. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  375. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  377. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  378. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  379. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  381. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  382. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 5:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  386. 7:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  387. Thursday Night
  388. 10:00 PM Better Things "Arnold Hall"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  389. 10:30 PM Better Things "Blackout"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  390. 11:00 PM Better Things "Arnold Hall"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  391. 11:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. Friday, November 3
  393. 2:00 AM Better Things "Arnold Hall"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  394. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  395. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  396. 3:30 AM Paid Programming