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  1. 7:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  2. 9:00 AM Riddick
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  3. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D)
  6. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patient Gets Out of Jail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  11. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Outs a Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  12. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  17. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  18. Today
  19. 2:00 AM To Be Announced
  20. 4:00 AM Rescue Me "Goodbye"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. 5:00 AM Ray Charles, Aretha Franklin, Marvin Gaye
  22. 5:30 AM BISSELL: New Year's Revolution
  23. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  24. 6:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  25. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Visits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 10:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  32. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 3:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 6:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  35. Tonight
  36. 9:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  37. 11:30 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  38. Tomorrow
  39. 12:50 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  40. 1:20 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  41. 1:51 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  42. 2:21 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  43. 2:51 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:21 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  45. 3:51 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  46. 4:22 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  47. 4:52 AM FXM Presents
  48. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  49. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  50. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  51. 6:30 AM BISSELL: New Year's Revolution
  52. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 10:00 AM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 1:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  60. 4:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  61. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  62. Tomorrow Night
  63. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  64. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  65. Monday, February 8
  66. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 3:00 AM Blade Extravaganza
  73. 3:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  74. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  75. 4:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  76. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 5:30 AM Identity theft protection and important things to know about it
  78. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  80. 7:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  81. 9:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  82. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Loses It at a Baby Shower"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  90. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Starts to Lose It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  94. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:30 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  96. Monday Night
  97. 8:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. 10:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  99. Tuesday, February 9
  100. 12:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  101. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Mutha"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  103. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  104. 4:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  105. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  106. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  107. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  108. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  109. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  110. 7:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  111. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  112. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-14  (D)
  117. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  119. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  120. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 5:00 PM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  124. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  125. Tuesday Night
  126. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  127. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  128. Wednesday, February 10
  129. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "From the Ashes of Tragedy"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  130. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  131. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  133. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  135. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  137. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  138. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  139. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  141. 7:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. 9:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  143. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 6:00 PM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  157. Wednesday Night
  158. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  159. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  160. Thursday, February 11
  161. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  162. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Menses"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  163. 3:00 AM Rescue Me "Press"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  164. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Ex-Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  166. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 7:00 AM R.I.P.D.
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  171. 9:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  172. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-14  (L)
  175. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D)
  176. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Dad Breaks Bad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & Jen Together Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 6:00 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  187. Thursday Night
  188. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 10:00 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  190. 10:30 PM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA
  191. 11:00 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  192. 11:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  193. Friday, February 12
  194. 1:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  195. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  205. 7:00 AM Sorority Boys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  206. 9:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  207. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (L)
  210. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-14  (D)
  211. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. Friday Night
  222. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 11:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. Saturday, February 13
  225. 3:00 AM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (L)
  233. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (L)
  234. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (L)
  235. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (L)
  236. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 12:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. 2:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  243. Saturday Night
  244. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  245. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  246. Sunday, February 14
  247. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 1:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  250. 1:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  251. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  252. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 3:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  254. 3:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  255. 4:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  256. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  257. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 11:30 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  271. 2:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  273. Sunday Night
  274. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  276. Monday, February 15
  277. 1:00 AM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  278. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 7:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  287. 9:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  288. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  291. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  296. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14
  298. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14
  299. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 6:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  302. Monday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  304. 11:00 PM Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  305. Tuesday, February 16
  306. 2:00 AM Rescue Me "Brownies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  307. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:00 AM Bad Company
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  316. 9:30 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  317. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D)
  322. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  325. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  328. 7:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. Tuesday Night
  330. 10:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  331. 11:00 PM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. Wednesday, February 17
  333. 12:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Run of His Life"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  334. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  335. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  337. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. 9:00 AM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  347. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  351. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  355. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 5:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  359. Wednesday Night
  360. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  361. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  362. Thursday, February 18
  363. 1:00 AM The People v. O.J. Simpson: American Crime Story "The Dream Team"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  364. 2:00 AM The Americans "EST Men"
    • TV-MA
  365. 3:00 AM The Americans "Baggage"
    • TV-MA
  366. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  372. 8:00 AM The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  378. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  379. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  380. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 4:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  384. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  385. Thursday Night
  386. 10:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  387. 10:30 PM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA
  388. 11:00 PM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  389. 11:30 PM To Be Announced
  390. Friday, February 19
  391. 1:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA
  392. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  399. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  400. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  401. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  402. 7:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13