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  1. 6:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  2. 6:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  3. 7:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  4. 9:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  5. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  6. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  7. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  8. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 5:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 8:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  19. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  20. Today
  21. 2:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  22. 5:00 AM Midnight Special
  23. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  24. 6:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  25. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  26. 7:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  27. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  28. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  29. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 10:30 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  34. 1:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  35. 4:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. Tonight
  37. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 11:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. Tomorrow
  40. 12:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 12:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  42. 1:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  43. 1:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  44. 2:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  45. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 3:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 3:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 4:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  49. 4:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  50. 5:02 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  51. 5:30 AM Body Beast
  52. 6:00 AM Blade Boss
  53. 6:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  54. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  60. 10:00 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. 12:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  62. 4:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  63. 7:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. Tomorrow Night
  65. 10:00 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  66. 11:03 PM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  67. Monday, August 29
  68. 12:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  69. 1:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  70. 2:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:37 AM FXM Presents
  72. 3:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  73. 3:30 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  74. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  75. 4:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  76. 5:00 AM Body Beast
  77. 5:30 AM Power Now
  78. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  79. 6:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  80. 7:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  81. 9:30 AM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  82. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  85. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  89. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  90. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  95. Monday Night
  96. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  97. 10:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  98. Tuesday, August 30
  99. 12:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  100. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 3:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  103. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  104. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  105. 4:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  106. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  107. 5:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  108. 6:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  109. 6:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  110. 7:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  111. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  112. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  114. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  117. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  119. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  122. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  126. 6:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. Tuesday Night
  128. 8:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  129. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  130. Wednesday, August 31
  131. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  133. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  135. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  136. 4:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  137. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  138. 5:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  139. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  140. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  141. 7:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  142. 9:30 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  145. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  146. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  148. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  150. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  155. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  156. Wednesday Night
  157. 10:00 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  158. 11:14 PM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  159. Thursday, September 1
  160. 12:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  161. 1:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  162. 2:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  163. 3:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  164. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  165. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  166. 5:39 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  169. 7:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  170. 9:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  171. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  174. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  178. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 4:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  182. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Thursday Night
  184. 10:00 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  185. 10:33 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 11:05 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  187. 11:38 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  188. Friday, September 2
  189. 1:38 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  190. 2:11 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 2:41 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
  192. 3:11 AM Paid Programming
  193. 3:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  194. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  195. 4:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  196. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:00 AM Body Beast
  198. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 7:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  200. 9:00 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  201. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  202. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  204. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  206. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  212. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. Friday Night
  215. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. Saturday, September 3
  218. 2:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  219. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  225. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  232. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  233. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  236. 1:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  237. 3:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  238. 6:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. Saturday Night
  240. 9:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. Sunday, September 4
  242. 12:30 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  243. 1:44 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 2:14 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 2:44 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 3:14 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 3:44 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  248. 4:14 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  249. 4:44 AM FXM Presents
  250. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 5:30 AM Create an Unlimited Wardrobe on a Limited Budget
  252. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  255. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 10:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  258. 1:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 4:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. Sunday Night
  262. 10:00 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  263. 11:03 PM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  264. Monday, September 5
  265. 12:06 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  266. 1:07 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  267. 2:10 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 2:43 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 3:13 AM Paid Programming
  270. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  293. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. Monday Night
  300. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  301. 10:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. Tuesday, September 6
  303. 1:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  304. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  313. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  324. 4:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  325. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  326. Tuesday Night
  327. 10:00 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  328. 11:07 PM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. Wednesday, September 7
  330. 12:14 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  331. 1:21 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 2:28 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  342. 9:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  344. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  345. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  346. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 1:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 1:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  353. 4:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  355. Wednesday Night
  356. 10:00 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  357. 11:30 PM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  358. Thursday, September 8
  359. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Two Graves"
    • TV-MA
  360. 2:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Battle Royale"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  361. 3:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Be Our Guest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  362. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  363. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:00 AM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. 9:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  369. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  370. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  373. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  374. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  376. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  378. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 5:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  381. Thursday Night
  382. 8:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  383. 10:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  384. 10:30 PM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  385. 11:00 PM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  386. 11:30 PM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  387. Friday, September 9
  388. 2:00 AM Better Things "Sam/Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  389. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  391. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  392. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 5:30 AM Paid Programming