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  1. 11:14 PM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  2. 12:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  3. 1:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  4. 3:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  5. 4:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  6. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 5:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  8. 6:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  9. 6:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  10. 7:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  11. 9:30 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  12. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  16. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  17. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  21. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  23. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  24. Last Night
  25. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. Today
  28. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  30. 3:00 AM Balding Solutions
  31. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  32. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  33. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  34. 5:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  35. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  36. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 7:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  38. 9:30 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  39. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  41. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  45. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 5:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  51. Tonight
  52. 8:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 12:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  55. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  56. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 5:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  58. 5:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  59. 6:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  60. 6:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  61. 7:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  62. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 9:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  69. 3:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  70. 6:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  71. Tomorrow Night
  72. 8:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. 10:30 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  74. Sunday, April 30
  75. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  76. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 2:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 2:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 3:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  81. 4:43 AM FXM Presents
  82. 5:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  83. 5:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  84. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  86. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  89. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  92. 10:00 AM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 1:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  94. 3:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  95. 6:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. Sunday Night
  97. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  99. Monday, May 1
  100. 1:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  102. 3:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  103. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  104. 4:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  105. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  106. 5:30 AM Balding Solutions
  107. 6:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  108. 6:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  109. 7:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  110. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  118. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 5:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  121. Monday Night
  122. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  123. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  124. Tuesday, May 2
  125. 2:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  126. 2:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  127. 3:01 AM Pressure Cooker
  128. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  129. 4:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  130. 4:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  131. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  132. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  133. 6:00 AM Amazing Abs
  134. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  135. 7:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 9:30 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  137. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  138. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 5:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  147. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  148. Tuesday Night
  149. 10:00 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  150. 11:11 PM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  151. Wednesday, May 3
  152. 12:22 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  153. 1:32 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  154. 2:43 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 3:13 AM FXM Presents
  156. 3:22 AM Paid Programming
  157. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  158. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  159. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  160. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  161. 5:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  162. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 6:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  164. 7:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  165. 9:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  166. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  167. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  168. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  169. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  170. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  178. 7:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  179. Wednesday Night
  180. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  181. 11:08 PM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  182. Thursday, May 4
  183. 12:16 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  184. 1:30 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  185. 2:38 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 4:08 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  187. 5:50 AM Back Pain Solved
  188. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  189. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 7:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  191. 9:30 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  192. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  197. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  201. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  204. 5:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  205. Thursday Night
  206. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. Friday, May 5
  209. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  210. 2:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 3:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  212. 3:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  213. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  214. 4:30 AM Amazing Abs
  215. 5:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  216. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  217. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 7:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  219. 9:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  220. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  222. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  233. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  234. Friday Night
  235. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  236. 11:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. Saturday, May 6
  238. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. 3:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  240. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 8:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 8:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  247. 9:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. 12:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 2:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  250. 5:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. Saturday Night
  252. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Sunday, May 7
  255. 2:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 2:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 3:08 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 3:38 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  259. 4:09 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 4:39 AM FXM Presents
  261. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  262. 5:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  263. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  264. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  268. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 11:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 2:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Sunday Night
  273. 8:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. Monday, May 8
  276. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  287. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  288. 7:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  289. 9:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  299. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 5:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  302. Monday Night
  303. 8:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  304. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. Tuesday, May 9
  306. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  307. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  314. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  315. 7:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  316. 9:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  317. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  325. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  326. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 4:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 7:00 PM Blackhat: Director's Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • NR
  329. Tuesday Night
  330. 10:00 PM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  331. 11:00 PM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  332. Wednesday, May 10
  333. 12:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  334. 1:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 2:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  336. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  337. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. 9:30 AM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  347. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  348. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  349. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  355. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 4:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. 6:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. Wednesday Night
  359. 10:00 PM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 11:12 PM Fargo "The Narrow Escape Problem"
    • TV-MA  (L)