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  1. 7:00 AM American Hustle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  2. 10:00 AM The Boy Next Door
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  3. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  12. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 5:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. Last Night
  16. 8:00 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  17. 10:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  18. Today
  19. 1:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  20. 3:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  21. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  22. 4:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  23. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  24. 5:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  25. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  26. 6:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  27. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  28. 7:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  29. 9:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  35. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  36. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. Tonight
  43. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  44. 11:01 PM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 12:02 AM The Strain "Belly of the Beast"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  47. 1:12 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  48. 2:13 AM The Strain "Belly of the Beast"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  49. 3:23 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  50. 4:23 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 4:53 AM FXM Presents
  52. 5:02 AM Amazing Abs
  53. 5:30 AM The Perfect Cup of Coffee by Keurig
  54. 6:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  55. 7:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 9:30 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  57. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  60. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  61. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  68. Tomorrow Night
  69. 8:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  70. 11:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. Friday, August 18
  72. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  73. 3:00 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  74. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  75. 4:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  76. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  77. 5:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  78. 5:30 AM Amazing Abs
  79. 6:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  80. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  81. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  82. 9:30 AM Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  83. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  85. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 4:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  93. Friday Night
  94. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  95. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  96. Saturday, August 19
  97. 2:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  98. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  101. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  102. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  103. 6:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  104. 7:00 AM Think Like a Man Too
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  105. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 10:30 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  109. 1:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 5:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. Saturday Night
  112. 8:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  113. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  114. Sunday, August 20
  115. 12:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 12:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  117. 1:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 1:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  119. 2:01 AM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 2:31 AM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  121. 3:01 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  122. 3:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  123. 4:01 AM Louie "Cop Story"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  124. 4:31 AM Louie "Bobby's House"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  125. 5:01 AM Paid Programming
  126. 5:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  127. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  128. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  129. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  130. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  135. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 11:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  138. 1:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 4:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  140. 7:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  141. Sunday Night
  142. 10:00 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  143. 11:01 PM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  144. Monday, August 21
  145. 12:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  146. 1:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  147. 2:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 2:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 3:04 AM Money Maker
  150. 3:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  151. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  152. 4:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  153. 5:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  154. 5:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  155. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  156. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  157. 7:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  158. 9:00 AM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  159. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  160. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  162. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  166. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 5:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  170. Monday Night
  171. 8:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  172. 10:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  173. Tuesday, August 22
  174. 12:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  175. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  181. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  182. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  183. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  184. 7:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  185. 9:30 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  186. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 5:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. Tuesday Night
  200. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. Wednesday, August 23
  203. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 7:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  214. 9:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  215. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  224. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 5:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  227. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. Wednesday Night
  229. 10:00 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  230. 11:00 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  231. Thursday, August 24
  232. 12:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  233. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  234. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  235. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  236. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  238. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  243. 9:00 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  244. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  246. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  247. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  252. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 5:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. Thursday Night
  258. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  259. 10:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  260. Friday, August 25
  261. 12:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  262. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  263. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 7:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  274. 9:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  275. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  277. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  286. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 6:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. Friday Night
  289. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 10:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. Saturday, August 26
  292. 1:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  293. 3:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  294. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 7:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  299. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  301. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  302. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 12:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  304. 2:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 4:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. 6:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  307. Saturday Night
  308. 9:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  309. 11:30 PM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  310. Sunday, August 27
  311. 12:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  312. 1:00 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  313. 1:30 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  314. 2:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  315. 2:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  316. 3:00 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  317. 3:30 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  318. 4:00 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  319. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  320. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  325. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 8:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 8:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 9:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  331. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 11:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. 2:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  335. 4:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  336. 7:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. Sunday Night
  338. 10:00 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  339. 11:00 PM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  340. Monday, August 28
  341. 12:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  342. 1:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  343. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 2:30 AM FXM Presents
  345. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 7:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  354. 9:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  355. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  360. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  363. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. Monday Night
  368. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  369. 10:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  370. Tuesday, August 29
  371. 12:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  372. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  373. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 7:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG