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  1. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  2. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  3. 9:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  4. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  8. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  12. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 5:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  16. Last Night
  17. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  18. 10:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  19. Today
  20. 1:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  21. 3:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  22. 3:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  23. 4:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  24. 4:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  25. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  26. 5:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  27. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  28. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  29. 7:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  30. 9:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  31. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  34. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  39. 4:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  40. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. Tonight
  42. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  43. 11:12 PM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  44. Tomorrow
  45. 12:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  46. 1:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  47. 2:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. 5:37 AM Body Beast
  49. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  50. 6:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  51. 7:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  52. 9:00 AM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  53. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  56. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  59. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 4:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  64. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  65. Tomorrow Night
  66. 10:00 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  67. 10:31 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  68. 11:02 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  69. 11:32 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  70. Friday, May 6
  71. 1:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  72. 2:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 2:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 3:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  75. 3:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  76. 4:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  77. 4:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  78. 5:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  79. 5:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  80. 6:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  81. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  82. 7:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  83. 9:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  90. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  94. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  95. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  98. Friday Night
  99. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 10:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. Saturday, May 7
  102. 1:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  105. 4:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 5:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  107. 5:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  108. 6:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  109. 6:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  110. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  111. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 11:00 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  118. 1:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. 4:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  120. 7:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. Saturday Night
  122. 10:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  123. Sunday, May 8
  124. 12:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 1:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  127. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  128. 2:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  131. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  132. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  134. 5:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  135. 6:00 AM Monster Blades
  136. 6:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  137. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  138. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  139. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  140. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  145. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 2:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  153. 5:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. Sunday Night
  155. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  156. 10:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. Monday, May 9
  158. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 3:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  162. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  163. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  166. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  168. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  169. 7:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. 9:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  171. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  174. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  175. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  177. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  181. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. Monday Night
  184. 8:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. 10:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. Tuesday, May 10
  187. 12:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  188. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  189. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  199. 9:30 AM Chronicle
    • NR
  200. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  203. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  204. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  206. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 6:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  214. Tuesday Night
  215. 8:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. 10:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  217. Wednesday, May 11
  218. 12:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  219. 2:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  220. 2:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  227. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  229. 7:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  230. 9:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  231. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  235. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 5:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Wednesday Night
  245. 10:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  246. 11:00 PM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  247. Thursday, May 12
  248. 12:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  249. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  250. 2:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  251. 3:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  252. 4:30 AM FXM Presents
  253. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 7:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  258. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  259. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 2:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  264. 2:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 4:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  269. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  270. Thursday Night
  271. 10:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. 10:30 PM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  273. 11:00 PM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  274. 11:30 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  275. Friday, May 13
  276. 2:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  277. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  278. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  279. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 7:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  286. 9:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  287. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  288. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  293. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  295. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  298. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  299. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 6:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  302. Friday Night
  303. 8:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  304. 10:30 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  305. Saturday, May 14
  306. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  307. 3:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  308. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 7:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  313. 8:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 8:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 9:00 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 9:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 11:00 AM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  320. 1:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  321. 3:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  322. 5:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  323. Saturday Night
  324. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  325. 10:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  326. Sunday, May 15
  327. 1:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 1:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 2:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 2:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  331. 3:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 4:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  334. 4:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 8:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  343. 9:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 9:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  345. 10:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  346. 12:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  347. 2:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  348. 5:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  349. Sunday Night
  350. 8:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  352. Monday, May 16
  353. 1:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 7:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  363. 9:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  364. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  365. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  366. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  367. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  368. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  369. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  370. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  371. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  372. 3:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  373. 3:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  374. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 6:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  379. Monday Night
  380. 8:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  381. 11:30 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  382. Tuesday, May 17
  383. 3:00 AM Paid Programming
  384. 3:30 AM Paid Programming
  385. 4:00 AM Paid Programming
  386. 4:30 AM Paid Programming
  387. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
  388. 5:30 AM Paid Programming