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  1. 5:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 8:37 AM Body Beast
  3. 9:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  4. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  5. 10:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  6. 12:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  7. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  10. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  13. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  15. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  16. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  18. Last Night
  19. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  20. Today
  21. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  22. 1:31 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  23. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  24. 2:32 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  25. 4:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  26. 5:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  27. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 6:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  29. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  30. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  31. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  32. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  33. 8:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  34. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  35. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  36. 10:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  37. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  38. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  44. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  48. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  49. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  53. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. Tomorrow
  55. 1:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. 6:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 8:00 AM Styx, Journey, Fleetwood Mac
  61. 8:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  62. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  63. 9:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  64. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  65. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 2:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. 7:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. Sunday, May 8
  77. 1:00 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  78. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  81. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  82. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 6:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  85. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  86. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  88. 8:30 AM Power Now
  89. 9:00 AM Monster Blades
  90. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  91. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  92. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  93. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  107. Sunday Night
  108. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  110. Monday, May 9
  111. 1:30 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  113. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  116. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  117. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  118. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  121. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 9:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  123. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  124. 12:00 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  125. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  128. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  131. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  135. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. Monday Night
  137. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. Tuesday, May 10
  140. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. 3:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  142. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  143. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  145. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  146. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  147. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  148. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 9:30 AM Give your Mom a Well Deserved Rest by giving her the Nuwave PIC
  152. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  153. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • NR
  154. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  157. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  158. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  160. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. Tuesday Night
  166. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 9:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  169. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  170. Wednesday, May 11
  171. 1:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  172. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  173. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  174. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  177. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  178. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved!
  181. 9:00 AM Best Blower Ever!
  182. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  183. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  184. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  185. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  188. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  189. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  192. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  193. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. Wednesday Night
  196. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 8:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  198. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. Thursday, May 12
  200. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  201. 2:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  202. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  203. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  204. 5:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  205. 6:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  206. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  207. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  211. 10:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  212. 1:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  217. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  218. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  220. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  221. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. Thursday Night
  224. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  225. Friday, May 13
  226. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  227. 1:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  228. 2:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  229. 2:30 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  230. 5:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  231. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  235. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  236. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  240. 12:00 PM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  241. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  249. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  251. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  252. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  253. Friday Night
  254. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  257. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  258. Saturday, May 14
  259. 1:30 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  260. 4:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  261. 6:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  262. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  267. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. 2:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  274. 4:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  275. 6:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  276. Saturday Night
  277. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  278. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  279. Sunday, May 15
  280. 1:30 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  281. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  284. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  285. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 7:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  288. 7:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  289. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  297. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  298. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  299. 1:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  300. 3:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  301. 5:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  302. Sunday Night
  303. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  304. 11:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. Monday, May 16
  306. 1:30 AM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. 4:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  308. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  317. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  318. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  319. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  322. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  323. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  324. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  325. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  328. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. Monday Night
  331. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 9:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  334. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  335. Tuesday, May 17
  336. 2:30 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  337. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  340. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  341. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  342. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  343. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  346. 12:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  351. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D)
  353. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  354. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  356. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. Tuesday Night
  360. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 8:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  362. 11:00 PM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  363. Wednesday, May 18
  364. 1:00 AM Sweet Home Alabama
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  365. 3:00 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  366. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  376. 12:30 PM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  377. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Ocu or the Pado?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  380. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  381. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Son's Enormous Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. Wednesday Night
  389. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 8:30 PM Immortals
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  391. 11:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • R
  392. Thursday, May 19
  393. 1:00 AM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  394. 2:00 AM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • TV-MA
  395. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  396. 4:00 AM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • TV-MA
  397. 5:00 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA
  398. 6:00 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA