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  1. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 4:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  3. 5:03 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 5:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  5. 6:03 AM Paid Programming
  6. 6:30 AM Fast Solution to More Hair
  7. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  8. 7:30 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  9. 8:00 AM Beauty Secrets & Celebrity Makeup Tips You Will Love, all in 1 Minute!
  10. 8:30 AM Identity Theft News
  11. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  12. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  13. 10:00 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  14. 12:30 PM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  15. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  17. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. Last Night
  26. 8:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  27. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. Today
  29. 2:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 5:00 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  31. 6:03 AM Sexy Abs!
  32. 6:30 AM Tailgate With The NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Healthy Fried Foods
  33. 7:00 AM The Hard Truth
  34. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  35. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  36. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  37. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  38. 9:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  39. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch: Extended Cut
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  40. 12:30 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  41. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  43. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  44. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. Tonight
  51. 8:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  52. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. Tomorrow
  54. 1:00 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  55. 2:23 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  56. 3:47 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  57. 4:50 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  58. 6:13 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  59. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  60. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  61. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  62. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  63. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  64. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  65. 9:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  66. 10:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  67. 12:00 PM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  68. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  73. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  76. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  77. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  78. Tomorrow Night
  79. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  80. Thursday, March 2
  81. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  82. 2:18 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  83. 3:36 AM Taboo "Episode 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  84. 4:58 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  85. 6:15 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  86. 7:32 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 8:02 AM FXM Presents
  88. 8:10 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  89. 8:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  90. 9:00 AM Amazing Abs
  91. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  92. 10:00 AM Seven Pounds
    • TV-PG  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  93. 12:30 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  94. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  95. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  99. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 6:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  102. Thursday Night
  103. 9:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  104. Friday, March 3
  105. 1:00 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 1:32 AM Baskets "Marthager"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 2:06 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  108. 2:38 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. 4:38 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  110. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  111. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  112. 6:00 AM What Not To Wear Every Day. What About What To Wear Every Day!
  113. 6:30 AM Cook Healthier Meals with Nuwave & Make Your Exercise Count
  114. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  115. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  116. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  117. 9:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  118. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  119. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  120. 12:30 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  131. 7:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  132. Friday Night
  133. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  134. Saturday, March 4
  135. 2:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 6:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  137. 7:17 AM Louie "Something Is Wrong"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 7:47 AM FXM Presents
  139. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  141. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  144. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  147. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  148. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  150. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  151. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  152. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yes, Monsignor"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  153. 3:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  154. 5:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  155. 7:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  156. Saturday Night
  157. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  158. Sunday, March 5
  159. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  160. 2:31 AM Legion "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  161. 3:38 AM Legion "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  162. 4:41 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  163. 5:58 AM Louie "Telling Jokes/Set Up"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  164. 6:28 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  165. 7:45 AM FXM Presents
  166. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 8:30 AM Hurricane Spin Scrubber
  168. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 10:30 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  172. 12:30 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  173. 3:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  174. 6:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  175. Sunday Night
  176. 10:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  177. Monday, March 6
  178. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  179. 2:12 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  180. 3:23 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  181. 4:42 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  182. 5:53 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 6:23 AM FXM Presents
  184. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  185. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  186. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  192. 12:30 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  193. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  194. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  196. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  199. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. Monday Night
  202. 8:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  203. 11:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  204. Tuesday, March 7
  205. 2:00 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  206. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  207. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity 3
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  216. 12:00 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  217. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Salmon Under My Sweater"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos"
    • TV-14  (D)
  219. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  223. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  227. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. Tuesday Night
  230. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  231. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  232. Wednesday, March 8
  233. 1:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  234. 2:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  235. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  236. 4:00 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  237. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  239. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  240. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  241. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  242. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  243. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  248. 12:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  249. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Lungful of Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  251. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  252. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  255. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  256. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. Wednesday Night
  259. 8:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  260. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  261. Thursday, March 9
  262. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  263. 2:30 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  264. 3:30 AM The Americans "Amber Waves"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  265. 4:30 AM Legion "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  266. 5:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  267. 6:30 AM The Americans "The Glanders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  268. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  269. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  274. 12:30 PM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  275. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  276. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smell the Umbrella Stand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  277. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  279. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 7:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. Thursday Night
  287. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. Friday, March 10
  289. 1:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 1:30 AM Baskets "Denver"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 2:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 2:30 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  293. 5:00 AM Baskets "Funeral"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  294. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  295. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  302. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  303. 10:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  304. 12:00 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  305. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  312. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. Friday Night
  317. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Low, Gutteral Tongue-Flapping Noise"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  320. 11:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  321. Saturday, March 11
  322. 1:00 AM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  323. 3:00 AM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 5:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  325. 6:30 AM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  328. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  329. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  330. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 10:00 AM Ellen "Adam's Birthday"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  333. 10:30 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  334. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  335. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  337. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  340. 3:30 PM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. 6:00 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. Saturday Night
  343. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  344. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. Sunday, March 12
  346. 3:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 5:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "All That Glitters Is Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rebel Rebel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  351. 6:30 AM Louie "Miami"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  352. 7:00 AM Louie "Daddy's Girlfriend"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 7:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "All That Glitters Is Gold"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 8:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rebel Rebel"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  355. 8:30 AM FXM Presents
  356. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  357. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  358. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Trainer"
    • TV-14
  359. 10:30 AM Ellen "Mrs. Koger"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  360. 11:00 AM Ellen "Ellen's New Friend"
    • TV-PG
  361. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  365. 1:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 4:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 6:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13