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  1. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  2. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  3. 9:30 AM Knife Spectacular II
  4. 10:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  5. 12:00 PM Man of the House
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  7. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  8. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  14. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  17. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. Last Night
  19. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  21. 11:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  22. Today
  23. 1:30 AM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  24. 4:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  25. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  26. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  27. 7:00 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  28. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  29. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  30. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  31. 9:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  32. 10:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  33. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  34. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "City of Great Racks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  38. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  41. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. Tonight
  45. 10:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  46. Tomorrow
  47. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  48. 2:16 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  49. 3:31 AM Tyrant "Bedfellows"
    • TV-MA
  50. 4:45 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  51. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Flicker"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  52. 7:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "The Ten Commandments Killer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  53. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  54. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  55. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  56. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  57. 10:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  58. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  60. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  66. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  68. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. Tomorrow Night
  70. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. Friday, August 26
  73. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  74. 1:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 2:06 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  76. 2:39 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. 4:39 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  78. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  79. 5:42 AM FXM Presents
  80. 6:00 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  81. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  82. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  83. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  84. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  85. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 9:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  87. 9:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  88. 10:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  89. 12:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  90. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  91. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  92. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  93. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. Friday Night
  102. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  103. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  104. Saturday, August 27
  105. 2:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  106. 5:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  107. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  108. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  109. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  110. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  111. 10:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  112. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  113. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  114. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. 1:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  119. 4:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  120. 7:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. Saturday Night
  122. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  123. Sunday, August 28
  124. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 3:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  127. 4:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  128. 4:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  129. 5:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  130. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 6:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. 6:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  133. 7:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 7:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  135. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  136. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  137. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  138. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  139. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  143. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  144. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  145. 1:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 3:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  148. Sunday Night
  149. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. Monday, August 29
  151. 1:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  152. 2:03 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  153. 3:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  154. 4:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  155. 5:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  157. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  158. 6:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  159. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  160. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  161. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  162. 8:30 AM Power Now
  163. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  164. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  165. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. 12:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  168. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  170. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  175. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. Monday Night
  178. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  181. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  182. Tuesday, August 30
  183. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  184. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  185. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 10:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  196. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  197. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  199. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  202. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  204. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  205. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  207. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. Tuesday Night
  210. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  212. 9:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  214. Wednesday, August 31
  215. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  216. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  218. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  227. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  230. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  231. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  232. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  233. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  234. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  235. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  236. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  237. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. Wednesday Night
  240. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  241. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  242. Thursday, September 1
  243. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  244. 2:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  245. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  246. 4:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  247. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  248. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  249. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  250. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  251. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  256. 12:00 PM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  257. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  261. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  268. Thursday Night
  269. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. Friday, September 2
  271. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  272. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  273. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  274. 2:30 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  275. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  276. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 10:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  287. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  288. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  290. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  291. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  292. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  293. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. Friday Night
  301. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. Saturday, September 3
  304. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  305. 5:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  306. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  307. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  312. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  317. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  318. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  320. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  322. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  323. 4:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  324. 6:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  325. Saturday Night
  326. 9:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. Sunday, September 4
  328. 12:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 4:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 5:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  333. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 6:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 7:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  337. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  338. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  343. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 1:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  346. 4:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 7:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. Sunday Night
  349. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. Monday, September 5
  351. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  352. 2:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  353. 3:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  354. 4:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  355. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  369. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  374. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  381. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. Monday Night
  386. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  388. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  389. Tuesday, September 6
  390. 1:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  391. 4:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  392. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  393. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  394. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 7:30 AM Paid Programming