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  1. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  2. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  6. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  7. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  8. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. Last Night
  13. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  14. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  15. Today
  16. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  17. 2:14 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  18. 3:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  19. 4:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  20. 6:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. 7:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  22. 8:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 8:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  24. 9:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  25. 9:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  26. 10:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  27. 12:30 PM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  28. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  32. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  33. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  37. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. Tonight
  39. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  40. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  41. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. Tomorrow
  43. 2:00 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  44. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  46. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  47. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  48. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  49. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  50. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  51. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  52. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  53. 10:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  54. 12:30 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  55. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. Tomorrow Night
  67. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  68. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  69. Saturday, April 29
  70. 3:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  71. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 8:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  74. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  75. 9:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  76. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  77. 10:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  78. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  85. 6:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  86. Saturday Night
  87. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  88. 11:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. Sunday, April 30
  90. 1:30 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  91. 4:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  92. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  93. 5:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  94. 5:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  95. 6:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 6:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  97. 7:43 AM FXM Presents
  98. 8:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  99. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  100. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  101. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  102. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  108. 1:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  109. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  110. 6:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  111. Sunday Night
  112. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. Monday, May 1
  115. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  116. 4:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  117. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  119. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  120. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  121. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  122. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  123. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  124. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  125. 10:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  126. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  127. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. Monday Night
  137. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  138. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. Tuesday, May 2
  140. 2:00 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  141. 5:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  142. 5:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  143. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  146. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  149. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  151. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  153. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  158. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. Tuesday Night
  163. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  164. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  165. Wednesday, May 3
  166. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  167. 2:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  168. 3:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 4:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  170. 5:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  171. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  172. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  174. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  179. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 10:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  181. 12:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  182. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  186. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. Wednesday Night
  194. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  195. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  196. Thursday, May 4
  197. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  198. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  199. 3:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  200. 4:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  201. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  202. 6:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  203. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  205. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  208. 12:30 PM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  209. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  214. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  217. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  218. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. Thursday Night
  221. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  222. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  223. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. Friday, May 5
  225. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  227. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. 6:00 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  229. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  230. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  235. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  237. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  238. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  239. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  240. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. Friday Night
  251. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  252. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  253. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Saturday, May 6
  255. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 6:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  260. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  261. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. 3:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  267. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  268. Saturday Night
  269. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  270. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. Sunday, May 7
  272. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. 5:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  274. 5:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  275. 6:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  276. 6:30 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  277. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  279. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 8:30 AM King of the Grill-Wood-Fired Cooking
  281. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 10:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  286. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 2:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. Sunday Night
  290. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  292. Monday, May 8
  293. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  307. 12:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  314. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  317. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. Monday Night
  319. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  321. 11:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. Tuesday, May 9
  323. 1:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  325. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  330. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  331. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  332. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  333. 10:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  334. 12:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  335. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  344. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 7:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. Tuesday Night
  347. 10:00 PM Blackhat
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  348. Wednesday, May 10
  349. 1:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 2:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 3:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  352. 4:00 AM The Americans "Darkroom"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  355. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  358. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  359. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  360. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  361. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 10:00 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. 12:30 PM Paranormal Activity 4
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R