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  1. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. Last Night
  3. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  5. 11:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  6. Today
  7. 1:03 AM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. 3:33 AM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  9. 6:03 AM Tai Chi Master!
  10. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  11. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  12. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  13. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  14. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  15. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  16. 9:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  17. 10:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  18. 12:00 PM The Green Hornet
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Shelter Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Happily Ever After"
    • TV-14  (D)
  25. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Not a Father's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  27. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  28. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. Tonight
  31. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 9:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. 11:00 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  35. Tomorrow
  36. 1:34 AM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  37. 4:04 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  38. 6:04 AM Sofia Vergara's Ninja Coffee Bar
  39. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  40. 7:00 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave & Make Your Body Healthy
  41. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  42. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  43. 8:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  44. 9:00 AM Back Pain Solved!
  45. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  46. 10:00 AM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 12:00 PM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  48. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Woooo!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  52. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Minnesota"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  56. 6:29 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 6:59 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:29 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. Tomorrow Night
  60. 9:57 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  61. Thursday, May 26
  62. 1:00 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  63. 2:02 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA
  64. 3:03 AM The Americans "Munchkins"
    • TV-MA
  65. 4:09 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA
  66. 5:10 AM The Strain "Identity"
    • TV-MA
  67. 6:10 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • TV-MA
  68. 7:10 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA
  69. 8:10 AM Paid Programming
  70. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  71. 9:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  72. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  73. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  74. 12:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  76. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Three Days of Snow"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Possimpible"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Helps Lacey Stay Rich"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  80. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Loses His Virginity Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 7:30 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. Thursday Night
  86. 10:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  87. Friday, May 27
  88. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • NEW
  89. 1:31 AM Archer "Liquid Lunch"
    • TV-MA
  90. 2:01 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  91. 2:32 AM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  92. 5:02 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  93. 5:33 AM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 6:03 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  95. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave & Make Your Body Healthy
  96. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  97. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  98. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  99. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  100. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  101. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  102. 10:00 AM The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  103. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sorry, Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Front Porch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Old King Clancy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Murtaugh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does It for Science"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  113. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Shack Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  114. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. Friday Night
  117. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  118. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  119. Saturday, May 28
  120. 2:30 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 6:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L)
    • R
  122. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  123. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  124. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  125. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  126. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Seeing Red"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  127. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Villains"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  128. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Christmas Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Pajama Intervention"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  133. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  134. 3:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L)
    • R
  135. 5:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  136. Saturday Night
  137. 8:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-G  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  139. Sunday, May 29
  140. 1:00 AM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  141. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 4:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  144. 5:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  145. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 6:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  148. 7:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  149. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  151. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  152. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Two to Go"
    • TV-PG
  155. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Grave"
    • TV-PG
  156. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mosbius Designs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Three Days Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Right Place Right Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "As Fast as She Can"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 3:00 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
    • TV-G  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 5:30 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  164. Sunday Night
  165. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  166. 11:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. Monday, May 30
  168. 2:00 AM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 6:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  172. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  175. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  179. 10:00 AM Ellen "Just Coffee?"
    • TV-14
  180. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Lessons"
    • TV-PG
  181. 11:30 AM Red Tails
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 2:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  183. 4:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  184. 7:30 PM Zero Dark Thirty
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  185. Monday Night
  186. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  187. Tuesday, May 31
  188. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  189. 4:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14
  190. 4:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14
  191. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Leap"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Definitions"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 10:00 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 12:30 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Double Date"
    • TV-14  (D)
  206. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robin 101"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  207. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Sets Jordan Up With a Serial Killer"
    • TV-14
  208. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Twins"
    • TV-14
  209. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. Tuesday Night
  213. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 8:30 PM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  215. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. Wednesday, June 1
  217. 2:00 AM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  218. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  223. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  225. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  226. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 10:00 AM Star Trek
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  229. 12:30 PM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  230. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sexless Innkeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Duel Citizenship"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  234. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bagpipes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rough Patch"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. Wednesday Night
  242. 8:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  243. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. Thursday, June 2
  245. 1:00 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  246. 2:00 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  247. 3:00 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA
  248. 4:00 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  249. 5:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA
  250. 6:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA
  251. 7:00 AM The Strain "Dead End"
    • TV-MA
  252. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 10:00 AM Predators
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  257. 12:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  258. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap"
    • TV-14  (D)
  261. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean Fight Over a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and The Last Temptation of Eugenio"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. Thursday Night
  270. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 8:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. Friday, June 3
  274. 1:00 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  275. 1:30 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  276. 2:00 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  277. 2:30 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 4:30 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  279. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  288. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  289. 10:00 AM Final Destination 5
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  290. 12:00 PM Mama
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  291. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Latina"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  300. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His Probation Officer's Daughter"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  301. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  302. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  303. Friday Night
  304. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  305. 11:00 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  306. Saturday, June 4
  307. 1:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  308. 3:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  309. 6:00 AM Final Destination 5
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  310. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Date Rated"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Jordan Go to Prison"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 1:00 PM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  321. 2:00 PM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  322. 3:00 PM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  323. 4:00 PM Fargo "Fear and Trembling"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  324. 5:00 PM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  325. 6:00 PM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  326. 7:00 PM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  327. Saturday Night
  328. 8:00 PM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  329. 9:00 PM Fargo "The Castle"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  330. 10:00 PM Fargo "Palindrome"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  331. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. Sunday, June 5
  333. 2:30 AM Archer "Deadly Velvet: Part II"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  334. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 4:00 AM Baskets "Cowboys"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  337. 4:30 AM Baskets "Sugar Pie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 5:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  339. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  340. 6:00 AM Baskets "Cowboys"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  341. 6:30 AM Baskets "Sugar Pie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  342. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Same Time, Same Place"
    • TV-PG
  349. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 2:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  356. 5:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  357. Sunday Night
  358. 8:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  359. 11:00 PM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • PG-13
  360. Monday, June 6
  361. 1:30 AM Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
    • PG-13
  362. 4:00 AM The Dictator
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  363. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  366. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  367. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  368. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  369. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 10:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  372. 1:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  373. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  374. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  375. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Re-Virginized Hooker"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  377. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  378. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  379. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)