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  1. 6:31 AM Louie "Night Out"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  2. 7:01 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  3. 7:32 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  4. 8:02 AM Midnight Special
  5. 8:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  6. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  7. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  8. 10:00 AM Ellen "It's a Gay, Gay, Gay, Gay World"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 10:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  10. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  11. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  12. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 3:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  15. 5:30 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  16. 7:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  17. Last Night
  18. 10:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  19. Today
  20. 1:00 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  21. 2:01 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  22. 3:02 AM The Strain "Gone but Not Forgotten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  23. 4:03 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  24. 5:04 AM Baskets "Cowboys"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  25. 5:34 AM Baskets "Sugar Pie"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  26. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  27. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  28. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  29. 7:30 AM Body Beast
  30. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  31. 8:30 AM Create Your Unlimited Wardrobe
  32. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  33. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  34. 10:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  35. 1:00 PM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  36. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  39. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  43. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  44. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. Tonight
  47. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 8:30 PM 22 Jump Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  49. 11:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 2:00 AM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  52. 5:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  53. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  54. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  55. 8:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  56. 8:30 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  57. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo
  58. 9:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  59. 10:00 AM Unstoppable
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  60. 12:00 PM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  61. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  62. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Springtime on a Stick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  64. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  68. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 7:30 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. Wednesday, September 28
  76. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 1:31 AM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 2:04 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 2:35 AM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  80. 5:05 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  81. 5:36 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
  83. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  84. 7:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  85. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  86. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 8:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  88. 9:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  89. 9:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  90. 10:00 AM The Forgotten
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  91. 12:00 PM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  92. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Good Time in Central Africa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  99. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 7:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. Wednesday Night
  102. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. Thursday, September 29
  104. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  105. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  106. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  107. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  108. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Gift of the Magi"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 6:20 AM Fargo "Rhinoceros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  110. 7:20 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 7:50 AM FXM Presents
  112. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  113. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  114. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  115. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  116. 10:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  117. 1:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  118. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  125. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. Thursday Night
  128. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  130. Friday, September 30
  131. 1:00 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  132. 1:31 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  133. 2:02 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 2:33 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  135. 5:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  137. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  138. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  139. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  140. 7:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  141. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  142. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  144. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  145. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  146. 12:00 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  147. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  149. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  153. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  154. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. Friday Night
  160. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  162. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  163. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  164. Saturday, October 1
  165. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  166. 3:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 5:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  168. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 10:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  177. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  178. 2:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  179. 4:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  180. 6:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  181. Saturday Night
  182. 8:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  183. 10:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  184. Sunday, October 2
  185. 12:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  186. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  189. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 5:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  191. 5:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  192. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  193. 6:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  194. 7:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  195. 7:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  196. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 8:30 AM NO MORE WRINKLES! - Summer Skincare Makeover Secrets Revealed!
  198. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 10:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  201. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  202. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  203. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 1:30 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  205. 3:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  206. 5:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  207. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. Sunday Night
  209. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  210. Monday, October 3
  211. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  212. 2:01 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  213. 3:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  214. 4:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  215. 5:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 5:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  217. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  218. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  224. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  225. 10:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 12:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  227. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  229. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  231. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  232. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. Monday Night
  237. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  240. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  241. Tuesday, October 4
  242. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  243. 4:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  253. 12:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  257. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  262. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. Tuesday Night
  266. 8:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  267. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  268. Wednesday, October 5
  269. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 2:00 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  272. 2:30 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  273. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  274. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  276. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 10:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 12:30 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  286. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  287. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  291. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  293. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  294. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  295. Wednesday Night
  296. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  297. Thursday, October 6
  298. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  299. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA
  300. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA
  301. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA
  302. 5:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  303. 6:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  304. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  309. 12:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  310. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  311. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  312. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  313. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  314. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  315. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  316. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. Thursday Night
  320. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 9:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  323. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  324. Friday, October 7
  325. 1:00 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  326. 1:30 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  327. 2:00 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  328. 2:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. 4:30 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  330. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  335. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  336. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  337. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  338. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  339. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  340. 10:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  341. 12:00 PM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  343. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  344. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  346. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  347. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. Friday Night
  355. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 8:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  357. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  358. Saturday, October 8
  359. 1:30 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  360. 4:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  361. 6:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  362. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  363. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  364. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 10:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  368. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  370. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  371. 2:00 PM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  372. 4:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  373. 6:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  374. Saturday Night
  375. 8:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  376. 11:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  377. Sunday, October 9
  378. 1:00 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  379. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)