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  1. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  2. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  3. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  4. 8:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  5. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  6. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  7. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  8. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  9. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  15. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  17. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  19. Last Night
  20. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  24. Today
  25. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  26. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  27. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  28. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  29. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  30. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  31. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  32. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  33. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  34. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  35. 12:30 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  36. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  38. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  39. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  41. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. Tonight
  48. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  49. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  52. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  53. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  54. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  55. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  56. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  57. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  58. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  59. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  61. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  62. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  63. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  64. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  65. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  66. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  67. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  68. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  69. 10:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  70. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  74. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  81. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. Saturday, September 5
  87. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  88. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  89. 8:00 AM Carol Burnett's Lost Episodes!
  90. 8:30 AM BISSELL: Barefoot Clean
  91. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  92. 9:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  93. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  94. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  95. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  98. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  99. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  101. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  102. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  103. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  104. Saturday Night
  105. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  106. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  107. Sunday, September 6
  108. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  112. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  113. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  114. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  115. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  117. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  119. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  120. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  121. 9:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  122. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  123. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  124. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  129. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  131. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  132. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  133. Sunday Night
  134. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  135. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  136. Monday, September 7
  137. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  138. 2:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  139. 3:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  140. 4:05 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  141. 5:06 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 5:36 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 6:06 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  144. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  145. 7:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  146. 7:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  147. 8:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  148. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  149. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  150. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  151. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  152. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  153. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  154. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  156. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  157. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  158. Monday Night
  159. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  160. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  161. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  162. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  163. Tuesday, September 8
  164. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  165. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  166. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  167. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  168. 4:10 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 4:40 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 5:40 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 6:10 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  173. 6:30 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  174. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  176. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  178. 9:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  179. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  181. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  185. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  186. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  187. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  191. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. Tuesday Night
  194. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  195. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  196. Wednesday, September 9
  197. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  198. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  199. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  200. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  203. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  204. 8:30 AM Look Good Naked in 21 Days!
  205. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 10:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  208. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  209. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  210. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  213. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  215. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  216. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. Wednesday Night
  219. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  221. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  222. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  223. Thursday, September 10
  224. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  225. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  227. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  228. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  229. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  230. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  234. 10:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  235. 12:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  236. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  237. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  242. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  244. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  246. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. Thursday Night
  248. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 8:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  250. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. Friday, September 11
  252. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  253. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  254. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  255. 2:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  256. 3:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  257. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  258. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  259. 4:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  260. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 7:30 AM Why Use a Pressure Cooker?
  266. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 10:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  270. 12:00 PM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  272. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  273. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  275. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  276. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  280. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. Friday Night
  283. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  285. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  286. Saturday, September 12
  287. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 3:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. 5:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  291. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  296. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  297. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  299. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  300. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  302. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  304. 4:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  305. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  306. Saturday Night
  307. 11:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  308. Sunday, September 13
  309. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 5:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  316. 6:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 6:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  318. 7:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  319. 7:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  320. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  327. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  329. 3:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. Sunday Night
  332. 10:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  333. Monday, September 14
  334. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  335. 2:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  336. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  337. 4:00 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  338. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  340. 6:00 AM Grave Diggers 2015
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  349. 12:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  350. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  360. Monday Night
  361. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 9:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  364. 11:00 PM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  365. Tuesday, September 15
  366. 1:00 AM Bad Teacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  367. 3:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  368. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Pieces"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  369. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  370. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  371. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  372. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  373. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 10:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  378. 12:30 PM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  379. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  380. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  381. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  384. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  386. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  387. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 7:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. Tuesday Night
  391. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  392. Wednesday, September 16
  393. 1:00 AM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  394. 3:00 AM The Bastard Executioner "Pilot"
    • TV-MA
  395. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Retards"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  396. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 6:30 AM Paid Programming