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  1. 3:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  2. 4:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  3. 5:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 6:04 AM Money Maker
  6. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  7. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  8. 7:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  9. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  10. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  11. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  12. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  13. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  14. 12:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  15. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  16. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  17. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  18. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  19. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  20. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. Last Night
  26. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  27. 11:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  28. Today
  29. 1:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  30. 3:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  31. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 6:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  33. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  34. 7:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  35. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  36. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  37. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  38. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  39. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 10:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  41. 12:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  42. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  47. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  48. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  49. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  50. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. Tonight
  54. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  56. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  57. Tomorrow
  58. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  59. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  62. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  63. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  64. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  65. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  66. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  67. 9:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  68. 9:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  69. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  70. 12:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  71. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  72. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  75. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  78. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. Tomorrow Night
  83. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  84. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  85. Thursday, August 24
  86. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  87. 2:02 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  88. 3:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  89. 4:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  90. 5:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  91. 6:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  92. 7:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 7:37 AM FXM Presents
  94. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  95. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  96. 9:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  97. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  98. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  99. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  100. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  101. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  102. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  105. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  108. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. Thursday Night
  111. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  112. 8:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  113. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  114. Friday, August 25
  115. 1:00 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  116. 3:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  117. 4:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  118. 5:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 5:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 6:01 AM Paid Programming
  121. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  122. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  123. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  124. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  125. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  126. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  127. 10:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  128. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  129. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. Friday Night
  140. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 9:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. Saturday, August 26
  145. 1:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  147. 6:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  148. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  149. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  150. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 9:30 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  152. 10:00 AM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  153. 12:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  154. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  155. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 3:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  157. 5:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. 7:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. Saturday Night
  160. 9:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  161. Sunday, August 27
  162. 12:00 AM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  163. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  164. 3:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 4:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 4:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  167. 5:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  168. 5:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  169. 6:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  170. 6:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  171. 7:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  172. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  173. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  174. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  175. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  176. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  177. 10:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  178. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  181. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  184. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 5:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  188. 7:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  189. Sunday Night
  190. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. Monday, August 28
  192. 1:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. 2:04 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  194. 3:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  195. 4:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  196. 5:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 5:44 AM FXM Presents
  198. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 6:30 AM Balding Solutions
  200. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  201. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  202. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  203. 8:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  204. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  205. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  206. 10:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  207. 12:00 PM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  208. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  213. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  216. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  219. Monday Night
  220. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  222. Tuesday, August 29
  223. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  224. 3:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  225. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  226. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  232. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  233. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  234. 10:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  235. 12:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  236. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  240. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  241. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  243. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  244. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. Tuesday Night
  247. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  248. 10:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  249. Wednesday, August 30
  250. 2:00 AM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  251. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  253. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 10:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  260. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  261. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  263. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 7:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  271. Wednesday Night
  272. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  273. Thursday, August 31
  274. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  275. 2:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  276. 3:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  277. 4:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  278. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  279. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 10"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  280. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  282. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  285. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  286. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  287. 12:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  288. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  291. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 7:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. Thursday Night
  300. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Friday, September 1
  302. 2:00 AM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 5:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  304. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  313. 12:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  314. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  316. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  321. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  326. Friday Night
  327. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  328. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  329. 11:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  330. Saturday, September 2
  331. 2:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. 6:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  333. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  334. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  335. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  338. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  341. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  343. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  344. 3:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  345. 5:30 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  346. Saturday Night
  347. 8:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  348. 10:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  349. Sunday, September 3
  350. 12:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  351. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  352. 3:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  353. 4:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  354. 4:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  355. 5:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 5:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 6:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 6:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 7:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  361. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  362. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  363. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  364. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  365. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  369. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  370. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  371. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 2:00 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  374. 4:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  375. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  376. Sunday Night
  377. 8:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  378. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  379. Monday, September 4
  380. 1:00 AM The Strain "Extraction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  381. 2:00 AM The Strain "Extraction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)