FX (Pacific)

1. 7:00 PM Takers
   • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
   • PG-13
2. Last Night
3. 9:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
   • TV-14 (D,L,S)
4. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
   • TV-14 (D,L,V)
5. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
   • TV-14 (L)
6. 11:00 PM Unstoppable
   • TV-14 (L)
   • PG-13
7. Today
8. 1:00 AM Unstoppable
   • TV-14 (L)
   • PG-13
9. 3:00 AM Next
   • TV-14 (L,V,S)
   • PG-13
10. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Disease"
    • TV-MA (L,V,S)
11. 6:00 AM Justified "Money Trap"
    • TV-MA (L,V,S)
12. 7:00 AM Justified "Outlaw"
    • TV-MA (L,V,S)
13. 8:00 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
14. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
15. 9:00 AM Deep Clean at 1/2 the price!
16. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
17. 10:00 AM Deep Rising
    • R
18. 12:00 PM 12 Rounds
    • PG-13
19. 2:30 PM Hitman
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
    • R
20. 4:30 PM Push
    • PG-13
21. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
22. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
23. Tonight
24. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
25. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14 (D)
26. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
27. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
28. 10:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
29. 10:30 PM The Roommate
    • PG-13
30. Tomorrow
31. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • NEW
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
32. 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
33. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
34. 2:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • NEW
    • TV-MA (L)
35. 2:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
36. 3:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
37. 3:30 AM The Roommate
    • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
38. 5:30 AM It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia "The Gang Gets Analyzed"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
39. 6:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
40. 6:30 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
41. 7:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
42. 7:30 AM Insanity Workout
43. 8:00 AM Long Hose!
44. 8:30 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
45. 9:00 AM Hair Restoration Breakthroughs
46. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
47. 10:00 AM Dr. Dolittle 2
    • TV-PG (D,L)
    • PG
48. 12:00 PM Zoom
    • TV-PG (V)
    • PG
49. 2:00 PM Daddy Day Care
    • TV-PG
    • PG
50. 4:00 PM Tooth Fairy
    • TV-PG
    • PG
51. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
52. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14 (D)
53. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
54. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14 (D)
55. Tomorrow Night
56. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
57. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
58. 9:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG (V)
    • PG
59. 11:00 PM Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    • TV-PG
    • PG
60. Saturday, May 25
61. 1:00 AM Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
    • TV-PG
    • PG
62. 3:00 AM Justified "The Gunfighter"
    • TV-MA (L,V,S)
63. 4:00 AM Justified "Cut Ties"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
64. 5:00 AM Justified "Harlan Roulette"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
65. 6:00 AM Justified "The Devil You Know"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
66. 7:00 AM Justified "Thick as Mud"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
67. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
68. 8:30 AM Say No to Pain
69. 9:00 AM Front Yard Landscaping
70. 9:30 AM Insanity Workout
71. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
72. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14 (D)
73. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14 (D,L,V)
74. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
75. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
76. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14 (L,S)
77. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"
    • TV-14 (L,S)
78. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14 (D,L)
79. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
80. 2:30 PM What Women Want
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
81. 5:00 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14 (D,L)
    • PG-13
82. Saturday Night
83. 8:00 PM UFC 160: Velasquez vs. Bigfoot 2 Prelims
    • LIVE
84. 10:00 PM The A-Team
    • TV-14 (L,V)
    • PG-13
85. Sunday, May 26
86. 1:00 AM Iron Man
    • TV-14 (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
87. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
88. 4:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
89. 5:00 AM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14 (D,L,S)
90. 5:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
    • TV-MA (L)
91. 6:00 AM Archer "Once Bitten"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
92. 6:30 AM Archer "Live and Let Dine"
    • TV-MA (L,V)
93. 7:00 AM Legit "Family"
    • TV-MA (L)
94. 7:30 AM Legit "Health"
    • TV-MA (L)
95. 8:00 AM Roy Orbison, Neil Sedaka, Everly Brothers
96. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
97. 9:00 AM Front Yard Landscaping
98. 9:30 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
99. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Joan Renner"
    • TV-PG
100. 10:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Dave Mawer"
     • TV-PG
101. 11:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "D'Nez Westmoreland"
     • TV-PG
102. 11:30 AM What Women Want
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
103. 2:00 PM The Proposal
     • TV-14 (D,L)
     • PG-13
104. 5:00 PM The A-Team
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
105. Sunday Night
106. 8:00 PM Iron Man
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
107. 11:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
108. Monday, May 27
109. 1:30 AM Battle: Los Angeles
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
110. 4:00 AM Justified "The Hatchet Tour"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
111. 5:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
112. 5:30 AM Battle Hair Loss
113. 6:00 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
114. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
115. 7:00 AM NutriBullet - Feel Better! Live Longer! Enjoy Life!
116. 7:30 AM No More Back Pain! Relief in just 10 mins per day
117. 8:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
118. 8:30 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
119. 9:00 AM Deep Clean at 1/2 the price!
120. 9:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
121. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Wylisa Bennett"
     • TV-PG
122. 10:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Michael Padula"
     • TV-PG
123. 11:00 AM Dear John
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
124. 1:00 PM Dear John
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
125. 3:00 PM The Hurt Locker
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
126. 6:00 PM Black Hawk Down
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
127. Monday Night
128. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
129. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
130. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
131. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
132. 11:00 PM Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG
133. Tuesday, May 28
134. 1:00 AM Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG
135. 3:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
136. 3:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
137. 4:00 AM Justified "Get Drew"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
138. 5:00 AM Lose Weight in 90 Days With TapouT XT: Extreme Home Fitness Program
139. 5:30 AM Miracle Skin Now
140. 6:00 AM Insanity Workout
141. 6:30 AM Non-surgical hair re-growth
142. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
143. 7:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
144. 8:00 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
145. 8:30 AM Say No to Pain
146. 9:00 AM Smooth Legs for Summer
147. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
148. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Darci Monet"
     • TV-PG
149. 10:30 AM The Hurt Locker
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
150. 1:30 PM Black Hawk Down
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
151. 4:30 PM Death Sentence
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
152. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
153. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
154. Tuesday Night
155. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
156. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
157. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
158. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
159. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
160. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
161. 11:00 PM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
162. Wednesday, May 29
163. 2:00 AM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
164. 5:00 AM Justified "Decoy"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
165. 6:00 AM Clinic Secrets to Beautiful Skin...Revealed!
166. 6:30 AM Total Gym for $14.95
167. 7:00 AM Precision Induction Cooktop
168. 7:30 AM No. 1 Selling Kitchen System!
169. 8:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
170. 8:30 AM Insanity Workout
171. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
172. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
173. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Nero Mak"
     • TV-PG
174. 10:30 AM The Other Sister
     • TV-PG (D,V)
     • PG-13
175. 12:30 PM Girl, Interrupted
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
176. 3:00 PM Zoom
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
177. 5:00 PM Daddy Day Care
     • TV-PG
     • PG
178. 7:00 PM Tropic Thunder
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
179. Wednesday Night
180. 9:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
181. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
182. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
     • TV-14 (L,S)
183. 11:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
184. Thursday, May 30
185. 1:30 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
186. 4:00 AM Six Days, Seven Nights
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
187. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Asylum "Welcome to Briarcliff"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
188. 7:00 AM American Horror Story: Asylum "Tricks and Treats"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
189. 8:00 AM Shark Sonic Duo Deep Cleans Your Carpets
190. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
191. 9:00 AM No. 1 Selling Kitchen System!
192. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
193. 10:00 AM Six Days, Seven Nights
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
194. 12:00 PM Girl, Interrupted
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
195. 2:30 PM The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
196. 5:00 PM Tropic Thunder
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
197. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
     • TV-14 (D,S)
198. Thursday Night
199. 8:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
200. 8:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
201. 9:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
202. 9:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
203. 10:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
204. 10:30 PM Step Brothers
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
205. Friday, May 31
206. 12:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
     • NEW
     • TV-14 (D,L)
207. 1:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
208. 1:30 AM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
209. 2:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • NEW
     • TV-MA (L)
210. 2:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
211. 3:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
212. 3:30 AM Step Brothers
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
213. 5:30 AM Wilfred "Avoidance"
     • TV-MA (L,S)
214. 6:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
215. 6:30 AM No Defrosting or Preheating
216. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
217. 7:30 AM Insanity Workout
218. 8:00 AM Hot New Hairstyles For Summer!
219. 8:30 AM Clinic Secrets to Beautiful Skin...Revealed!
220. 9:00 AM Battle Hair Loss
221. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
222. 10:00 AM The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
223. 12:30 PM Bad Company
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
224. 3:00 PM Enemy at the Gates
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • R
225. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
226. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
227. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
228. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
229. Friday Night
230. 8:00 PM Enemy of the State
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
231. 11:00 PM Hancock
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
232. Saturday, June 1
233. 1:00 AM Hancock
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
234. 3:00 AM Justified "When the Guns Come Out"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
235. 4:00 AM Justified "The Man Behind the Curtain"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
236. 5:00 AM Justified "Watching the Detectives"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
237. 6:00 AM Justified "Loose Ends"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
238. 7:00 AM Justified "Guy Walks Into a Bar"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
239. 8:00 AM Roy Orbison, Neil Sedaka, Everly Brothers
240. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
241. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
242. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
243. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
244. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
245. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
246. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
247. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
248. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
249. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
250. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
251. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
252. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
253. 3:00 PM Enemy of the State
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • R
254. 6:00 PM Ghost Rider
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
255. Saturday Night
256. 8:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG-13
257. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
258. Sunday, June 2
259. 2:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
260. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
261. 5:00 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
262. 5:30 AM Wilfred "Truth"
     • TV-MA (L)
263. 6:00 AM Wilfred "Service"
     • TV-MA (L,V)
264. 6:30 AM Totally Biased With W. Kamau Bell
     • TV-MA (L)
265. 7:00 AM Archer "Coyote Lovely"
     • TV-MA (L,V,S)
266. 7:30 AM Legit "Hoarders"
     • TV-MA (L)
267. 8:00 AM Kenny Rogers, Dolly Parton, Alabama, Glen Campbell
268. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
269. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
270. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
271. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Kristen Dalton"
     • TV-PG
272. 10:30 AM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
273. 12:30 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
274. 3:00 PM Ghost Rider
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
275. 5:30 PM X-Men: The Last Stand
     • TV-PG (L,V)
     • PG-13
276. Sunday Night
277. 8:00 PM Iron Man 2
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
278. 11:00 PM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
279. Monday, June 3
280. 2:00 AM The Karate Kid
     • TV-PG (V)
     • PG
281. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
282. 5:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
283. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
284. 6:30 AM Montel Williams
285. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
286. 7:30 AM No More Back Pain! Relief in just 10 mins per day
287. 8:00 AM Strong is the New Skinny!
288. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
289. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
290. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
291. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Frank Cook"
     • TV-PG
292. 10:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Jackie Pennetta"
     • TV-PG
293. 11:00 AM Tomcats
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
     • R
294. 1:00 PM Zoolander
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
295. 3:00 PM Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
296. 5:00 PM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
297. 7:00 PM Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
298. Monday Night
299. 9:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
300. 9:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
301. 10:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
302. 10:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
303. 11:00 PM Knight and Day
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
304. Tuesday, June 4
305. 2:00 AM Knight and Day
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • PG-13
306. 5:00 AM Paid Programming
307. 5:30 AM Paid Programming
308. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
309. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
310. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
311. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
312. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
313. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
314. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
315. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
316. 10:00 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Anthony Tony Wilson"
     • TV-PG
317. 10:30 AM Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? "Dorothy Peterson"
     • TV-PG
318. 11:00 AM Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • R
319. 1:00 PM Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
320. 3:00 PM Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me
     • TV-14 (D,L,V,S)
     • PG-13
321. 5:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
322. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
     • TV-14 (D,L,S)
323. 6:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
324. 6:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
     • TV-PG (D,L,S)
325. 7:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
326. 7:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
327. Tuesday Night
328. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
     • TV-14 (D,L)
329. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
     • TV-PG (L)
330. 9:00 PM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
331. 11:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
332. Wednesday, June 5
333. 1:30 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
     • TV-14 (D,L,V)
     • PG-13
334. 4:00 AM Big Momma's House
     • TV-PG (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
335. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
336. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
337. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
338. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
339. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
340. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
341. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
342. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
343. 10:00 AM The Express
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG
344. 1:00 PM Next
     • TV-14 (L,V,S)
     • PG-13
345. 3:00 PM Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R
346. 5:00 PM Predators
     • TV-14 (L,V)
     • R