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  1. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  3. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  4. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 7:30 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  6. Last Night
  7. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. Today
  9. 1:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  10. 2:10 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  11. 3:20 AM The Americans "The Committee on Human Rights"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  12. 4:23 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  13. 5:33 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 6:03 AM FXM Presents
  15. 6:12 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  16. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  17. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  18. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  19. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  20. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  21. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  22. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  23. 10:00 AM Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  24. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  25. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Two Finger Rule"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  27. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  29. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  30. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  31. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  32. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. Tonight
  36. 8:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  37. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  38. Tomorrow
  39. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  40. 2:14 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  41. 3:28 AM Fargo "The Law of Vacant Places"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  42. 4:57 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA
  43. 6:12 AM The Americans "Dinner for Seven"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  44. 7:12 AM The Americans "A Roy Rogers in Franconia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  45. 8:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  46. 8:42 AM Back Pain Solved
  47. 9:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  48. 9:30 AM NEW Shark Rotator Powered Lift-Away Speed with DuoClean Technology
  49. 10:00 AM Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  50. 12:30 PM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  51. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Above Exalted Cyclops"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  52. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  53. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  55. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  56. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  57. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  58. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  59. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  60. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. Tomorrow Night
  62. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  63. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  64. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  65. Friday, April 28
  66. 2:00 AM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  67. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  69. 6:00 AM Balding Solutions
  70. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  71. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  72. 7:30 AM Amazing Abs
  73. 8:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  74. 9:00 AM Balding Solutions
  75. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  76. 10:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  77. 12:30 PM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  78. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Baseball Was Better With Steroids"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  80. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  84. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  86. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  87. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "818-jklpuzo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. Friday Night
  90. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  91. 11:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  92. Saturday, April 29
  93. 3:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  94. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 8:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  97. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  98. 9:00 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  99. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  100. 10:00 AM Runner Runner
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  101. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  103. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  104. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  106. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  107. 3:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  108. 6:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  109. Saturday Night
  110. 9:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  111. 11:00 PM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  112. Sunday, April 30
  113. 1:30 AM Dumb and Dumber To
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  114. 4:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  115. 4:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  116. 5:07 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  117. 5:37 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  118. 6:07 AM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 6:37 AM The Americans "Persona Non Grata"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  120. 7:43 AM FXM Presents
  121. 8:00 AM Phil Collins, Rod Stewart, Celine Dion, Lionel Richie
  122. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  123. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  124. 9:30 AM BISSELL Revolution Pet Pro
  125. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  130. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  131. 1:00 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  132. 4:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  133. 6:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  134. Sunday Night
  135. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  136. 11:00 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. Monday, May 1
  138. 1:30 AM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  139. 4:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  140. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 6:30 AM Don't Live With Wrinkles! New Breakthrough Used by Top Celebrities!
  142. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  144. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  145. 8:30 AM Balding Solutions
  146. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  147. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  148. 10:00 AM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  149. 1:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  150. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  151. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  156. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "St. Patrick's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. Monday Night
  160. 8:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  161. 11:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  162. Tuesday, May 2
  163. 2:00 AM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  164. 5:00 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 5:30 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  166. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  169. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  174. 10:00 AM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. 12:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  176. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  177. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  181. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  183. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. Tuesday Night
  186. 8:00 PM 300
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  187. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  188. Wednesday, May 3
  189. 1:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  190. 2:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  191. 3:00 AM The Americans "Immersion"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 4:00 AM The Americans "IHOP"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  193. 5:00 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  194. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  195. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  196. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  197. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  198. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  199. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  200. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  201. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 10:00 AM Mr. Popper's Penguins
    • TV-G
    • PG
  204. 12:00 PM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  205. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  206. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  207. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. Wednesday Night
  217. 8:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  218. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  219. Thursday, May 4
  220. 1:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  221. 2:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  222. 3:00 AM Fargo "The Principle of Restricted Choice"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  223. 4:00 AM Fargo "The Law of Non-Contradiction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  224. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Checking In"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. 6:30 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Chutes and Ladders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  226. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  227. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  228. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 10:00 AM The Secret Life of Walter Mitty
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  231. 12:30 PM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  232. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  237. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  238. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  239. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  241. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. Thursday Night
  244. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  245. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  246. 11:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  247. Friday, May 5
  248. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  249. 5:00 AM Louie "Elevator Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  250. 5:30 AM Louie "Elevator Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  251. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  252. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  253. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  255. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  256. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  257. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  258. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  259. 10:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  260. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  261. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Yay, No Polyps!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  262. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  271. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. Friday Night
  274. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  275. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  276. 11:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  277. Saturday, May 6
  278. 2:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 6:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  283. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  284. 10:00 AM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 10:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  286. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  287. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. 3:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. 5:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  291. Saturday Night
  292. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  293. 11:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  294. Sunday, May 7
  295. 2:00 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  296. 5:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  297. 5:30 AM Atlanta "The Club"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  298. 6:00 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  299. 6:30 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  300. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  302. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 10:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  309. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 2:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  311. 5:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  312. Sunday Night
  313. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  314. 11:00 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. Monday, May 8
  316. 1:30 AM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  330. 12:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  331. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  333. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  337. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  340. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. Monday Night
  342. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  344. 11:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  345. Tuesday, May 9
  346. 1:30 AM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  348. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  349. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  350. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  352. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 10:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  357. 12:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  358. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)