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  1. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  2. 2:16 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  3. 3:31 AM Tyrant "Bedfellows"
    • TV-MA
  4. 4:45 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  5. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "Flicker"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  6. 7:00 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "The Ten Commandments Killer"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  7. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  8. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  9. 9:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  10. 9:30 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  11. 10:00 AM Zoom
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  12. 12:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  13. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  17. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Catches Jordan in the Act"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Spends the Night With Lacey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  19. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  20. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  21. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  22. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. Last Night
  24. 8:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  25. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  26. Today
  27. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  28. 1:33 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Ghosts of Skibbereen"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 2:06 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  30. 2:39 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  31. 4:39 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  32. 5:12 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  33. 5:42 AM FXM Presents
  34. 6:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  35. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  36. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  37. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  38. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  39. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 9:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  41. 9:30 AM A Stepstool and a Ladder All in One
  42. 10:00 AM A Thousand Words
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  43. 12:00 PM Sucker Punch
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  44. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (L)
  45. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  47. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Screws a Prisoner's Girlfriend"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Cops a Feel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  54. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  55. Tonight
  56. 8:00 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  57. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  58. Tomorrow
  59. 2:00 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  60. 5:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  61. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  62. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  63. 9:00 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  64. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  65. 10:00 AM Ellen "Neighbors"
    • TV-PG
  66. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  67. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  68. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  70. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  71. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  72. 1:30 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  73. 4:30 PM Mr. & Mrs. Smith
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  74. 7:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. Tomorrow Night
  76. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  77. Sunday, August 28
  78. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 3:30 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  81. 4:01 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  82. 4:31 AM Anger Management "Charlie, Lacey and the Dangerous Plumber"
    • TV-14  (L)
  83. 5:01 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Mother of All Sessions"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  84. 5:31 AM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  85. 6:01 AM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  86. 6:31 AM Louie "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  87. 7:02 AM Louie "Poker/Divorce"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  88. 7:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Sean's Twisted Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  89. 8:02 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  90. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  91. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  92. 9:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  93. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike the Tease"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  98. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  99. 1:00 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  100. 3:30 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  102. Sunday Night
  103. 10:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. Monday, August 29
  105. 1:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  106. 2:03 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  107. 3:05 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  108. 4:05 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  109. 5:07 AM Mike & Molly "The Princess and the Troll"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  110. 5:37 AM FXM Presents
  111. 6:00 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  112. 6:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  113. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  114. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  115. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  116. 8:30 AM Power Now
  117. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  118. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  119. 10:00 AM Tron: Legacy
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  120. 12:30 PM World War Z
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  121. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  124. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Has a Threesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  126. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Lap Dance of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  127. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  128. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  129. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's New Shoes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Spring Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. Monday Night
  132. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  134. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  135. 11:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  136. Tuesday, August 30
  137. 1:00 AM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  138. 3:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  139. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Can't Read"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  141. 6:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  142. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  145. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  146. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  147. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  148. 9:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  149. 10:00 AM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  150. 12:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  151. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  153. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  154. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  156. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  158. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  159. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  161. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Out of Town"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "School Recital"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  163. Tuesday Night
  164. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  165. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  166. 9:00 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  167. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  168. Wednesday, August 31
  169. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  170. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Windy City"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  172. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  173. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  174. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  175. 7:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  176. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  177. 8:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  178. 9:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  179. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  180. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  181. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (L)
  184. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  185. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  186. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  187. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  188. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  189. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  191. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The First and Last Ride-Along"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. Wednesday Night
  194. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  195. 10:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  196. Thursday, September 1
  197. 1:00 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  198. 2:14 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  199. 3:28 AM Tyrant "Ask for the Earth"
    • TV-MA
  200. 4:42 AM Tyrant "How to Live"
    • TV-MA
  201. 5:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Wants Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  202. 6:56 AM American Horror Story: Hotel "She Gets Revenge"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  203. 8:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  204. 8:39 AM FXM Presents
  205. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  206. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 10:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  208. 12:00 PM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  209. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  210. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  211. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  212. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  213. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Tests His Will Power"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  214. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Psychic Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 7:00 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  220. Thursday Night
  221. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Friday, September 2
  223. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  224. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rolling in the Deep"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  226. 2:30 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  227. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bang Bang"
    • TV-MA
  228. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Poker in the Front, Looker in the Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  231. 6:30 AM NuWave Brio Digital Air Fryer Worry-Free Fried Foods
  232. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  233. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  234. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 10:00 AM Hollywood Homicide
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  238. 12:00 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  239. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  241. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  242. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  243. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  244. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  245. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Between Sean and Jordan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Does Times With the Hot Warden"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  250. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  251. Friday Night
  252. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  253. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. Saturday, September 3
  255. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  256. 5:00 AM The Counselor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  257. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  258. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Warden's Dirty Secret"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  263. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  271. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  272. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  274. 4:00 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  275. 6:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  276. Saturday Night
  277. 9:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. Sunday, September 4
  279. 12:00 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Shoeless Molly Flynn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "They Shoot Asses, Don't They?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 4:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  283. 5:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  284. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  286. 6:30 AM Louie "Dr. Ben/Nick"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  287. 7:00 AM Louie "So Old/Playdate"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  288. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  289. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  290. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  291. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  292. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  293. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  294. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike & Molly's Excellent Adventure"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  296. 1:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  297. 4:00 PM Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. 7:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  299. Sunday Night
  300. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  301. Monday, September 5
  302. 1:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  303. 2:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  304. 3:00 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  305. 4:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  306. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  307. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  308. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  309. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  310. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  315. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  316. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 1:30 PM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 2:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 2:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 3:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 3:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 4:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 4:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Roommate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Party Planners"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Unleashed"
    • TV-14  (D)
  332. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex and Death"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Careful What You Dig For"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "What Molly Hath Wrought"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. Monday Night
  337. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  340. Tuesday, September 6
  341. 1:30 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 4:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  352. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  355. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  360. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  363. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  364. Tuesday Night
  365. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. Wednesday, September 7
  367. 1:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • PREMIERE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  368. 2:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  369. 3:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  370. 4:00 AM Atlanta "The Big Bang; Streets on Lock"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  371. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  382. 12:00 PM Getaway
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  383. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  384. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  385. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  386. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  387. 4:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  388. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  389. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  390. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  391. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I'd Like to Start With the Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  392. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  393. 7:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  394. Wednesday Night
  395. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13