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  1. 8:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  2. 8:30 AM Identity Theft News
  3. 9:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  4. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  5. 10:00 AM Les Misérables
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  6. 1:30 PM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  7. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  10. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  11. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  13. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  14. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. Last Night
  17. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  19. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  20. Today
  21. 1:30 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  22. 4:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  23. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  24. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  25. 7:00 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  26. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  27. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  28. 8:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  29. 9:00 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  30. 9:30 AM Cook Healthier Meals with Nuwave & Make Your Exercise Count
  31. 10:00 AM Maid in Manhattan
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  32. 12:00 PM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  42. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 7:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  45. Tonight
  46. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  47. Tomorrow
  48. 1:00 AM Taboo "Episode 3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  49. 2:22 AM Taboo "Episode 3"
    • TV-MA
  50. 3:44 AM Taboo "Episode 3"
    • TV-MA
  51. 5:06 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  52. 5:36 AM FXM Presents
  53. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  55. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  56. 7:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  57. 8:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  58. 8:30 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  59. 9:00 AM Best Pressure Cooker!
  60. 9:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  61. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  62. 12:30 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  63. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  70. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  71. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. Tomorrow Night
  75. 8:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  77. Thursday, January 26
  78. 2:00 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  79. 5:00 AM Taboo "Episode 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  80. 6:22 AM The Strain "New York Strong"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  81. 7:22 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  82. 7:52 AM FXM Presents
  83. 8:02 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  84. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  85. 9:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  86. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  87. 10:00 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  88. 12:00 PM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  89. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  90. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  98. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. Thursday Night
  101. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 8:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  104. Friday, January 27
  105. 1:00 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  106. 1:32 AM Baskets "Freaks"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  107. 2:05 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  108. 2:37 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  109. 4:37 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  110. 5:09 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  111. 5:39 AM FXM Presents
  112. 6:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  113. 6:30 AM Start The New Year Resolution With Precision Induction Technology
  114. 7:00 AM A New Year, A New You with NutriBullet LEAN. Shed Pounds and Inches!
  115. 7:30 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  116. 8:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  117. 8:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  118. 9:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  119. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  120. 10:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  121. 12:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  122. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Big Girls Don't Throw Food"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  124. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  126. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Nine Magic Fingers"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  131. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  132. Friday Night
  133. 8:00 PM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  134. 10:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  135. Saturday, January 28
  136. 1:30 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  137. 5:00 AM The Purge
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  138. 7:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 7:31 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  140. 8:01 AM Paid Programming
  141. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  143. 9:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  144. 10:00 AM Savages
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  145. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  146. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  147. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  149. 3:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  150. 6:30 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  151. Saturday Night
  152. 8:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  153. 10:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  154. Sunday, January 29
  155. 1:00 AM Taboo "Episode 1"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  156. 2:21 AM Taboo "Episode 2"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  157. 3:44 AM Taboo "Episode 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  158. 5:06 AM Atlanta "Go for Broke"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  159. 5:38 AM Atlanta "The Streisand Effect"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  160. 6:09 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 6:40 AM Taboo "Episode 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  162. 8:01 AM Paid Programming
  163. 8:30 AM Say Goodbye to Dark Spots & Dark Marks & Hello to Flawless Radiance!
  164. 9:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  165. 9:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  166. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  168. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  170. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  171. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 1:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  173. 4:30 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  174. 6:30 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  175. Sunday Night
  176. 8:30 PM The Internship
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  177. 11:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  178. Monday, January 30
  179. 1:00 AM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  180. 3:00 AM Taboo "Episode 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  181. 4:22 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. 4:52 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 5:22 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 5:52 AM FXM Presents
  185. 6:01 AM Paid Programming
  186. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  187. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  188. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  189. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  191. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  194. 12:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  195. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  198. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  199. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  202. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  203. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  204. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 7:30 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  206. Monday Night
  207. 11:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  208. Tuesday, January 31
  209. 2:00 AM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  210. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  211. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  212. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  213. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  214. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  216. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  219. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  220. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  221. 12:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  223. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  224. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  225. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  228. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 7:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  230. Tuesday Night
  231. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. Wednesday, February 1
  233. 1:00 AM Taboo "Episode 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  234. 2:30 AM Taboo "Episode 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  235. 3:30 AM Taboo "Episode 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  236. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  238. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 10:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  247. 12:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  248. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "One False Move, Zimbabwe!"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  249. 4:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  251. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  253. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. Wednesday Night
  257. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  259. 9:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  260. 11:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  261. Thursday, February 2
  262. 1:00 AM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  263. 3:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  264. 5:00 AM The Strain "Bad White"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  265. 6:00 AM The Strain "First Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  266. 7:00 AM The Strain "Gone but Not Forgotten"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  267. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 10:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  272. 12:00 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  273. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  274. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  276. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  278. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  279. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  282. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  283. 7:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  284. Thursday Night
  285. 10:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  286. Friday, February 3
  287. 1:00 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  288. 1:30 AM Baskets "Reverie"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 2:00 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  290. 2:30 AM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  291. 5:00 AM Baskets "Bail"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  292. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  293. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  294. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  295. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  296. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  297. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 10:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  302. 1:00 PM A Million Ways to Die in the West
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  303. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  304. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  305. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  306. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  308. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  309. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  312. Friday Night
  313. 8:00 PM Gone Girl
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  314. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  315. Saturday, February 4
  316. 2:00 AM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  317. 5:00 AM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  318. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  319. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  323. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  324. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  327. 2:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  328. 5:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  329. Saturday Night
  330. 8:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  331. 11:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  332. Sunday, February 5
  333. 1:00 AM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  334. 3:00 AM Taboo "Episode 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  335. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  336. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  337. 5:00 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 5:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  340. 6:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tattoo You"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  341. 7:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  342. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  343. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Refrigerator"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  348. 10:30 AM Ellen "The Soft Touch"
    • TV-G
  349. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  350. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  351. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  352. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  353. 1:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  354. 4:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  355. 7:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  356. Sunday Night
  357. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  358. 11:00 PM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  359. Monday, February 6
  360. 1:00 AM Penguins of Madagascar
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  361. 3:00 AM Moms' Night Out
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  362. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  364. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  365. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  366. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 7:30 AM Paid Programming