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  1. 8:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  3. Today
  4. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  5. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  10. 6:30 AM Body Beast
  11. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  12. 7:30 AM Body Beast
  13. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  14. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  15. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  16. 9:30 AM Good.Clean.Fun!
  17. 10:00 AM Elysium
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • R
  18. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  19. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  22. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  26. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  27. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  28. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. Tonight
  31. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 8:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  33. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  34. Tomorrow
  35. 2:00 AM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  36. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 6:00 AM Tai Chi Master!
  39. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  40. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  41. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  42. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  43. 8:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  44. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  45. 9:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  46. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  47. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  48. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Help Daddy Find His Toenail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  50. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  51. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D)
  52. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  53. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  54. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  56. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  57. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  58. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. Tomorrow Night
  60. 8:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  61. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  62. Wednesday, May 4
  63. 1:30 AM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  64. 4:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  65. 6:00 AM Ninja Coffee Bar - Favorite Coffeehouse Drinks Home w/ Sofia Vergara
  66. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  67. 7:00 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  68. 7:30 AM Amazing Cooking with Chef Daniel Green
  69. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  70. 8:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  71. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  72. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  73. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  74. 12:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  75. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  78. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  79. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  80. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  81. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  82. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  83. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  84. Wednesday Night
  85. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  86. Thursday, May 5
  87. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  88. 2:12 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  89. 3:24 AM The Americans "Travel Agents"
    • TV-MA
  90. 4:24 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  91. 5:37 AM The Amazing Spider-Man
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. 8:37 AM Body Beast
  93. 9:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  94. 9:30 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  95. 10:00 AM Fun Size
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  96. 12:00 PM Admission
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  97. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tight's Good"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kinda Like Necrophilia"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  99. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The End of the Aisle"
    • TV-14  (D)
  100. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 1"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Forever, Part 2"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  103. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  104. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  105. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  106. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  108. Thursday Night
  109. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  110. Friday, May 6
  111. 1:00 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  112. 1:31 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part 1"
    • TV-MA
  113. 2:02 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  114. 2:32 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • R
  115. 4:32 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  116. 5:02 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 6:02 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  119. 6:30 AM Give Mom The Gift Of Triple Combo Cooking Power
  120. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  121. 7:30 AM Best Blower Ever!
  122. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  123. 8:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  124. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  125. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  126. 10:00 AM Kick-Ass 2
    • R
  127. 12:00 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Meander to Your Dander"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  130. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  131. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Purple Giraffe"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  132. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  133. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  134. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  138. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  139. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Soil Is Moist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. Friday Night
  141. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Winky-Dink Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  142. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  143. 11:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. Saturday, May 7
  145. 1:30 AM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  146. 4:30 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  147. 6:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Sweet Taste of Liberty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 7:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Return of the Shirt"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 7:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Okay Awesome"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  151. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  152. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  153. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  154. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Hell's Bells"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  155. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Rough Night in Hump Junction"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  160. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  161. 2:00 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. 4:30 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  163. 7:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  164. Saturday Night
  165. 10:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. Sunday, May 8
  167. 1:00 AM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  168. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  169. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  170. 4:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  171. 5:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  172. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Fish in a Drawer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 6:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA
  175. 7:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Because We're Legion"
    • TV-MA
  176. 7:30 AM Two and a Half Men "If My Hole Could Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  178. 8:30 AM CIZE Dance Workout!
  179. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  180. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  181. 10:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  182. 10:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  183. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  184. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinsons"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  187. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  188. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D)
  189. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  190. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  192. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  193. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  194. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 5:30 PM Thor
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  197. Sunday Night
  198. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  199. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  200. Monday, May 9
  201. 1:30 AM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 6:00 AM Clean up with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums In One!
  206. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  207. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  208. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  209. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  210. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  211. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 10:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  214. 12:00 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  215. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Matchmaker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Duel"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  218. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Belly Full of Turkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  219. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pineapple Incident"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  220. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  221. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  222. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  224. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  225. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. Monday Night
  227. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  228. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  229. Tuesday, May 10
  230. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  231. 3:00 AM Reign of Fire
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  232. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D)
  233. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  235. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  236. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  237. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  238. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  239. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  240. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  241. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  242. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  243. 12:30 PM Chronicle
    • NR
  244. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Waiting for the Right Snapper"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Taterhead Is Our Love Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Limo"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  247. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  248. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  250. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. Tuesday Night
  256. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 9:00 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  259. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. Wednesday, May 11
  261. 1:00 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. 3:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  263. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D)
  264. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  266. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  267. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 10:00 AM Chronicle
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  274. 12:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  275. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pie Hole, Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  276. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Damn You, Eggs Benedict"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  278. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  279. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  283. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. Wednesday Night
  286. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 8:30 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 10:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. Thursday, May 12
  290. 1:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  291. 2:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  292. 3:00 AM The Americans "The Magic of David Copperfield V: The Statue of Liberty Disappears"
    • TV-MA
  293. 4:00 AM The Americans "The Day After"
    • TV-MA
  294. 5:00 AM The Strain "BK, NY"
    • TV-MA
  295. 6:30 AM The Strain "By Any Means"
    • TV-MA
  296. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  297. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  298. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  299. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  300. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  301. 10:00 AM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  302. 1:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  303. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Flavin' and the Mavin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Jock Strap in Hell"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  307. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  308. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  310. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 7:30 PM Non-Stop
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  313. Thursday Night
  314. 10:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  315. Friday, May 13
  316. 1:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  317. 1:30 AM Archer "Bel Panto: Part II"
    • TV-MA
  318. 2:00 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  319. 2:30 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  320. 5:30 AM Archer "Double Indecency"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  321. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  328. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  329. 10:00 AM Next
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  330. 12:00 PM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  331. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It's Always Nazi Week"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Best H.O. Money Can Buy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  337. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Boss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Yard Sale"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  339. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Thanksgiving Is Canceled"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Briefs"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  341. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  342. 7:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  343. Friday Night
  344. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Pinocchio's Mouth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Mooch at the Boo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  346. 9:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  347. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  348. Saturday, May 14
  349. 1:30 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  350. 4:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  351. 6:00 AM Perfect Stranger
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  352. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  353. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  354. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  355. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  356. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Normal Again"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  357. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Devil's Lube"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  362. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 2:00 PM The Smurfs 2
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  364. 4:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  365. 6:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  366. Saturday Night
  367. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  368. 11:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  369. Sunday, May 15
  370. 1:30 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  371. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Takes a Test"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  372. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Karaoke Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  373. 5:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  374. 5:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  375. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Thank God for Scoliosis"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  376. 6:30 AM Two and a Half Men "I Think You Offended Don"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 7:00 AM Baskets "Renoir"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  378. 7:30 AM Baskets "The Trainee"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  379. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  381. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  382. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  383. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fish for Breakfast"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  386. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  387. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  388. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  389. 1:00 PM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  390. 3:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  391. 5:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  392. Sunday Night
  393. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R