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  1. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  2. 10:00 AM Prisoners
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  3. 1:30 PM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  4. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dead From the Waist Down"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  5. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  6. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  12. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. Last Night
  14. 8:00 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 10:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  16. Today
  17. 1:00 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  18. 1:31 AM Better Things "Brown"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  19. 2:02 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  20. 2:33 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  21. 5:03 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  23. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  24. 6:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  25. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  26. 7:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  27. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  28. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  29. 9:00 AM Top Chef - BBQ Edition
  30. 9:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  31. 10:00 AM 300: Rise of an Empire
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  32. 12:00 PM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  33. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Looking' for Japanese Subs"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  35. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  39. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  40. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  44. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. Tonight
  46. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  47. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Darn Priest"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  48. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  49. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  50. Tomorrow
  51. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  52. 3:30 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  53. 5:30 AM Red Riding Hood
    • TV-PG  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  54. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  55. 8:00 AM Midnight Special
  56. 8:30 AM Bissell Revolution
  57. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  58. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  59. 10:00 AM My Boss's Daughter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  60. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "People Who Love Peepholes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 1:00 PM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  63. 3:00 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  64. 5:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  65. 7:00 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  66. Tomorrow Night
  67. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  68. 11:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  69. Sunday, October 2
  70. 2:00 AM Pitch "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  71. 3:00 AM Pitch "The Interim"
  72. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 5:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  75. 5:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  76. 6:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Don't Wanna Die Anonymous"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  77. 6:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Clean Rockin' Daddy"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  78. 7:00 AM Louie "Pregnant"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  79. 7:30 AM Louie "Bummer/Blueberries"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  80. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  81. 8:30 AM Bald Move
  82. 9:00 AM Blade Boss
  83. 9:30 AM BISSELL CrossWave All-In-One-Multi-Surface-Cleaner
  84. 10:00 AM Megamind
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  85. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  86. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  87. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  88. 1:30 PM Turbo
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  89. 3:30 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  90. 5:30 PM Kung Fu Panda 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  91. 7:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  92. Sunday Night
  93. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  94. Monday, October 3
  95. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  96. 2:01 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  97. 3:02 AM The Strain "Madness"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  98. 4:03 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  99. 5:04 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  100. 5:34 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  101. 6:04 AM Shark Powered Lift Away is 3 Vacuums In One!
  102. 6:30 AM Star Shower
  103. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  104. 7:30 AM Star Shower
  105. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  106. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  107. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  108. 9:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  109. 10:00 AM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  110. 12:30 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  111. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  112. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  113. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  114. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  115. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  116. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  118. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. Monday Night
  121. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 9:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  124. 11:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  125. Tuesday, October 4
  126. 1:30 AM How to Train Your Dragon 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  127. 4:00 AM Anger Management
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. 6:00 AM Best Pan Ever!
  129. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  130. 7:00 AM Body Beast
  131. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  132. 8:00 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  133. 8:30 AM Look up to 2 Sizes Smaller Instantly!
  134. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  135. 9:30 AM Live Well for Less with Nuwave
  136. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  137. 12:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  138. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  139. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Squat and the Hover"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  141. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  142. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  143. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  146. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. Tuesday Night
  150. 8:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  151. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  152. Wednesday, October 5
  153. 1:00 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  154. 1:37 AM Atlanta "Nobody Beats the Biebs"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  155. 2:08 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  156. 2:45 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  157. 4:45 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  158. 5:22 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  159. 5:52 AM FXM Presents
  160. 6:02 AM Sexy Cooking
  161. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  162. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  163. 7:30 AM World's Easiest Computer
  164. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  165. 8:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  166. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 9:30 AM Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!
  168. 10:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  169. 12:30 PM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  170. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  171. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Thank You for the Intercourse"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  172. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  173. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  174. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  177. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  178. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  179. Wednesday Night
  180. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  181. Thursday, October 6
  182. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  183. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  184. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  185. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  186. 5:00 AM Fargo "Did You Do This? No, You Did It!"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  187. 6:30 AM Fargo "Loplop"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  188. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 8:30 AM Star Shower
  190. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  192. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  193. 12:30 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  194. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Frodo's Headshots"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes"
    • TV-14  (L)
  196. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  197. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  198. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  199. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  200. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. Thursday Night
  204. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 9:00 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  207. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  208. Friday, October 7
  209. 1:00 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  210. 1:31 AM Better Things "Woman Is the Something of the Something"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  211. 2:02 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  212. 2:33 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  213. 4:33 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  214. 5:04 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  217. 6:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  218. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  219. 7:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  220. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 Older Women!
  221. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 9:00 AM Red Copper - Ultra tough copper infused fry pan
  223. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  224. 10:00 AM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  225. 12:00 PM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  226. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "What a Lovely Landing Strip"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  227. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  230. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Possum on Chemo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  238. Friday Night
  239. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  240. 8:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  241. 11:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. Saturday, October 8
  243. 1:30 AM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  244. 4:00 AM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  245. 6:00 AM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  246. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 10:00 AM The Tourist
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  251. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Not in My Mouth!"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  252. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The War Against Gingivitis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  253. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Palmdale, Ech"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Grandma's Pie"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  255. 2:00 PM What's Your Number?
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  256. 4:00 PM Wanderlust
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  257. 6:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  258. Saturday Night
  259. 8:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  260. 11:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  261. Sunday, October 9
  262. 1:00 AM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  263. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  266. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 6:00 AM Louie "Moving"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  268. 6:30 AM Louie "Joan"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  269. 7:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  270. 7:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  271. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 8:30 AM Star Shower
  273. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 10:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  276. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  277. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  278. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  279. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 2:30 PM The Other Guys
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  281. 5:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  282. 7:00 PM Fast & Furious 6
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  283. Sunday Night
  284. 10:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  285. Monday, October 10
  286. 1:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  287. 2:00 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  288. 3:00 AM The Strain "The Battle of Central Park"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  289. 4:01 AM The Strain "Collaborators"
    • TV-MA
  290. 5:01 AM Baskets "Picnic"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  291. 5:32 AM Baskets "Family Portrait"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  292. 6:02 AM Paid Programming
  293. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  297. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  298. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 10:00 AM Water for Elephants
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  301. 12:30 PM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  302. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  303. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  304. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  305. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  306. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  307. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  308. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  309. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. Monday Night
  314. 8:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  315. 11:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  316. Tuesday, October 11
  317. 1:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  318. 3:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  322. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  323. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  324. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  325. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  326. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  327. 10:00 AM The Vow
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  328. 12:00 PM Radio
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  329. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. Hose Says Yes"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Why We Gave Up Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  337. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 7:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  339. Tuesday Night
  340. 10:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  341. Wednesday, October 12
  342. 1:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  343. 1:30 AM Atlanta "Value"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  344. 2:00 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  345. 2:30 AM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  346. 4:30 AM Atlanta "B.A.N."
    • TV-MA  (L)
  347. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  349. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  354. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  355. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  356. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  357. 10:00 AM Radio
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  358. 12:30 PM The Hangover Part II
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  359. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Straw in My Donut Hole"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  360. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  362. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Cake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  365. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Changed My Mind About the Milk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  367. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Big Bag of Dog"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  368. 7:00 PM Captain America: The Winter Soldier
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  369. Wednesday Night
  370. 10:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  371. Thursday, October 13
  372. 1:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 5"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  373. 2:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  374. 3:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 4"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  375. 4:00 AM American Horror Story: 6 "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  376. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Castle"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  377. 6:00 AM Fargo "Palindrome"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  378. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Molly in the Middle"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  379. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  380. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  381. 8:30 AM Paid Programming