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  1. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Temper of Doom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  3. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  4. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 2:30 PM Something Borrowed
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • PG-13
  7. 5:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  8. Last Night
  9. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  10. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  11. Today
  12. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  14. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 4:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  17. 4:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  18. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  19. 5:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  20. 6:00 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  21. 6:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 7:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  23. 7:30 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  24. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  25. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  26. 9:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  27. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  28. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  29. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  31. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  32. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  33. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 1:00 PM Just Go With It
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  35. 4:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  36. 7:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  37. Tonight
  38. 10:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  39. Tomorrow
  40. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  41. 2:10 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  42. 3:21 AM The Strain "Fort Defiance"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  43. 4:22 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  44. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  45. 6:02 AM Blademasters
  46. 6:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  47. 7:00 AM The Perfect Yard
  48. 7:30 AM Breaking Bald
  49. 8:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  50. 8:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  51. 9:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  52. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  53. 10:00 AM Darkness Falls
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  54. 12:00 PM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  55. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  56. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  57. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  58. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  59. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  60. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Trashed"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Case of the Curious Hottie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. Tomorrow Night
  67. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  68. 11:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  69. Tuesday, August 4
  70. 1:30 AM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  71. 4:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  72. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  73. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  74. 7:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  75. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  76. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  77. 8:30 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  78. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  79. 9:30 AM The Perfect Yard
  80. 10:00 AM In Time
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  81. 12:30 PM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  82. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  83. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  84. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  85. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  86. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  87. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  88. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  89. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. Tuesday Night
  94. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 8:30 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  96. 11:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  97. Wednesday, August 5
  98. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  99. 2:01 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  100. 3:02 AM Tyrant "The Awful Grace of God"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  101. 4:12 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  102. 5:13 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 5:43 AM FXM Presents
  104. 6:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  105. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  106. 7:00 AM No defrosting or preheating
  107. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  108. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  109. 8:30 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  110. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  111. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  112. 10:00 AM Legion
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  113. 12:00 PM The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  114. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Phase One, Complete"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  115. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Merry Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  116. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  117. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  118. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  119. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  120. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  121. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  123. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. Wednesday Night
  126. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 9:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  129. 11:00 PM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. Thursday, August 6
  131. 1:00 AM Hancock
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. 3:00 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Blood Bath"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  134. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Tupperware Party Massacre"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  135. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  137. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  138. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  139. 9:00 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  140. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  141. 10:00 AM Ellen "Morgan, P.I."
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  142. 10:30 AM Premium Rush
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  143. 12:30 PM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  144. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Camel Filters and Pheremones"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  146. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  148. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Pledges a Sorority Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Plays Hide and Go Cheat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 5:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  152. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:30 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  155. Thursday Night
  156. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  157. Friday, August 7
  158. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  159. 1:32 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  160. 2:02 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 2:34 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  162. 3:04 AM Married "The Sandwich"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  163. 3:34 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Lust For Life"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  164. 4:06 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 4:38 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  166. 5:08 AM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  167. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  168. 6:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  169. 6:30 AM No defrosting or preheating
  170. 7:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  171. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  172. 8:00 AM NEW P90 Body Makeover!
  173. 8:30 AM Goes Everywhere, Cleans Everything - Shark Rocket!
  174. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  175. 9:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  176. 10:00 AM Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  177. 12:00 PM The Incredible Hulk
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  178. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sarah Like Puny Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  179. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Can't Afford Hyenas"
    • TV-PG
  180. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  181. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  182. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  183. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  184. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  185. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Revenge of the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  186. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  187. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  188. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Was Saliva, Alan"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  189. Friday Night
  190. 8:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. 11:00 PM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  192. Saturday, August 8
  193. 2:00 AM X-Men Origins: Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  194. 5:00 AM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  195. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Curse of the Flying Fist"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  196. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  197. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  198. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  199. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  200. 10:00 AM Ellen "Oh, Sweet Rapture"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  201. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Houseful of Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 11:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Patrick High"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  203. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  204. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "An Old Flame With a New Wick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 1:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  208. 3:30 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  209. 6:30 PM Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  210. Saturday Night
  211. 9:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  212. Sunday, August 9
  213. 12:00 AM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  214. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  215. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  216. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  217. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  218. 4:00 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  219. 4:32 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  220. 5:02 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  221. 5:33 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  222. 6:03 AM Louie "New Year's Eve"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  223. 6:35 AM Louie "Back"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  224. 7:05 AM Louie "Model"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  225. 7:36 AM Louie "So Did the Fat Lady"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  226. 8:06 AM Paid Programming
  227. 8:30 AM 24 Ladders in 1
  228. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  229. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  230. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Living Conditions"
    • TV-14  (L,V)
  231. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  232. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  236. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  237. 2:00 PM That's My Boy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  238. 5:00 PM Snow White and the Huntsman
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  239. Sunday Night
  240. 8:00 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  241. 10:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  242. Monday, August 10
  243. 1:00 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  244. 2:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  245. 3:30 AM The Strain "The Silver Angel"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  246. 4:30 AM The Strain "Quick and Painless"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  247. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  248. 6:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  249. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  251. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  252. 8:00 AM Cordless Power by Hoover
  253. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 10:00 AM Freedomland
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  257. 12:30 PM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  258. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  259. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  260. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  261. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Go For Broke"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  264. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Thanksgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  265. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  266. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  267. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Can't Drive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  268. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Choices"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. Monday Night
  270. 8:00 PM X-Men: First Class
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  271. 11:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  272. Tuesday, August 11
  273. 2:30 AM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  274. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  275. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  276. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  277. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  278. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  279. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  280. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  281. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  282. 10:00 AM Undisputed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  283. 12:00 PM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  284. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "No Sniffing, No Wowing"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  285. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  287. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  288. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  289. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  291. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  292. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  293. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Valentine's Piggyback"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  294. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Surprise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. Tuesday Night
  296. 8:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  297. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. Wednesday, August 12
  299. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  300. 2:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  301. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Fathers and Sons"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  302. 4:00 AM Tyrant "Inside Men and Outside Women"
    • TV-MA
  303. 5:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  304. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  305. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  306. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  307. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  308. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  309. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  310. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  311. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  312. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  313. 10:00 AM The Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  314. 12:30 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  315. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Like Buffalo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Feel My Finger?"
    • TV-14  (D)
  317. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  319. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  320. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  321. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  322. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Likes Lasagna"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Goes to Branson"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. Wednesday Night
  325. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly Can't Lie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  326. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Dress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  327. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  328. 11:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  329. Thursday, August 13
  330. 2:00 AM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  331. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Orphans"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  332. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Freak Show "Magical Thinking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  333. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  334. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  335. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  336. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  337. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  338. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  339. 10:00 AM An Unfinished Life
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  340. 12:00 PM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  341. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Back Off Mary Poppins"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  342. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  344. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  345. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  346. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Rolls the Dice in Vegas"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  347. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Return of the Danger Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  350. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Bachelor/Bachelorette"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Rehearsal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  352. Thursday Night
  353. 8:00 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  354. 10:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  355. Friday, August 14
  356. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 1:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  358. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  359. 2:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  360. 3:00 AM Married "Koreatown"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  361. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "What You Like Is in the Limo"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  362. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Doctor Doctor"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  363. 4:30 AM Married "Pimps"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  364. 5:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Burger in New York"
    • TV-14  (L)
  365. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  366. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  367. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  368. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  369. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  370. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  371. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  372. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  373. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  374. 10:00 AM Argo
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  375. 12:30 PM Identity Thief
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  376. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bag Full of Jawea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  377. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Go Get Mommy's Bra"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  378. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "I Heart NJ"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  379. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Intervention"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  380. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Wedding"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  381. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Honeymoon Is Over"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Vince Takes a Bath"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets in Bed With Jordan's Ex"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  384. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Living the Dream"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Bad News From the Clinic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  386. Friday Night
  387. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance"
    • TV-14  (L)
  388. 8:30 PM Friends With Benefits
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  389. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  390. Saturday, August 15
  391. 1:00 AM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  392. 3:30 AM Prometheus
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  393. 6:00 AM The Call
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  394. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  395. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  396. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  397. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  398. 10:00 AM Ellen "Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  399. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Harsh Light of Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  400. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Meets His Match"
    • TV-14  (L)