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  1. 2:00 AM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  2. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 6:00 AM Power Now
  5. 6:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  6. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  7. 7:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  8. 8:00 AM Pressure Cooker
  9. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  10. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  11. 9:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  12. 10:00 AM The Fog
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  13. 12:00 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  14. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Playbook"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  15. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Window"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  16. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Cigarette Ever"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
  17. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Girls vs. Suits"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  18. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Jenkins"
    • TV-14  (D)
  19. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  22. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. Last Night
  26. 8:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  27. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  28. Today
  29. 2:30 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  30. 6:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  31. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  32. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  33. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  34. 8:00 AM Power Now
  35. 8:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  36. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  37. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  38. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  39. 12:30 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  40. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. 4:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Week"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  43. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rabbit or Duck"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  44. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hooked"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  45. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  46. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  47. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 7:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  49. Tonight
  50. 10:00 PM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  51. Tomorrow
  52. 2:00 AM The Wolf of Wall Street
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  53. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  54. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  55. 7:00 AM Cooking Made Easy
  56. 7:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  57. 8:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  58. 8:30 AM Tai Chi Master!
  59. 9:00 AM Suffering From Lower Back Pain?
  60. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  61. 10:00 AM Won't Back Down
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  62. 12:30 PM The Social Network
    • TV-14  (L,S)
    • PG-13
  63. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Was Mame, Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  65. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Of Course"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Say Cheese"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zoo or False"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  68. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Home Wreckers"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  73. Tomorrow Night
  74. 8:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. 10:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  76. Thursday, July 28
  77. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  78. 2:16 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  79. 3:32 AM Tyrant "The Dead and the Living"
    • TV-MA
  80. 4:45 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  81. 6:01 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  82. 7:01 AM The Strain "The Assassin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  83. 8:01 AM Paid Programming
  84. 8:30 AM Cooking Made Easy
  85. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  86. 9:30 AM Cindy Crawford's Beauty Secrets from France
  87. 10:00 AM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  88. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twin Beds"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Robots vs. Wrestlers"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  93. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  96. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  97. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 7:30 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  99. Thursday Night
  100. 10:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. Friday, July 29
  102. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  103. 1:31 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Bad Blood"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 2:03 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  105. 2:34 AM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  106. 4:34 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  107. 5:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  108. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 6:04 AM Paid Programming
  110. 6:30 AM Cook Perfect Meals Fast & Safe Everyday With Nuwave PIC
  111. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  112. 7:30 AM Best Pan Ever!
  113. 8:00 AM Flat and Sexy Abs!
  114. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  115. 9:00 AM Body Beast
  116. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  117. 10:00 AM Date Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  118. 12:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  119. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  120. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Does This Smell Funny to You?"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  121. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Wedding Bride"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  122. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Doppelgangers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Big Days"
    • TV-14  (D)
  124. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  129. Friday Night
  130. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  131. 8:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  132. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  133. Saturday, July 30
  134. 1:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  135. 3:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  136. 5:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  137. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  138. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  139. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  140. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  141. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  144. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  145. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  147. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "We Called It Mr. Pinky"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  148. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Hi, Mr. Horned One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 1:00 PM Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  150. 3:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  151. 5:30 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  152. 7:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  153. Saturday Night
  154. 11:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  155. Sunday, July 31
  156. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 3:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  159. 3:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  160. 4:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. 5:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  163. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  164. 6:00 AM Baskets "Strays"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  165. 6:30 AM Baskets "Easter in Bakersfield"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  166. 7:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  167. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  168. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  169. 8:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  170. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  171. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  172. 10:00 AM Ellen "Break Up"
    • TV-PG
  173. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Empty Places"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  174. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  175. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cleaning House"
    • TV-14  (D)
  177. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unfinished"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Subway Wars"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  179. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Architect of Destruction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  180. 2:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  181. 6:00 PM Man of Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  182. Sunday Night
  183. 9:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  184. 11:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  185. Monday, August 1
  186. 2:00 AM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. 5:00 AM The Strain "Dead End"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  188. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  189. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  190. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  191. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  192. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  193. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  194. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  195. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  196. 10:00 AM Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
    • TV-14  (L)
    • PG-13
  197. 1:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  198. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Canning Randy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Baby Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  200. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Glitter"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Natural History"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  203. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie & the Secret Gigolo"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  204. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Serial Killer's Sister"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  205. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  208. Monday Night
  209. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 8:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  211. 11:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  212. Tuesday, August 2
  213. 1:30 AM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  214. 4:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  215. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  216. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  217. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  218. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  219. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  220. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  221. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  222. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  223. 10:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  224. 12:00 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  225. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Voodoo That I Do Do"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  229. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  232. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  233. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  236. Tuesday Night
  237. 8:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  238. 11:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  239. Wednesday, August 3
  240. 2:00 AM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  241. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  242. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  243. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  244. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  245. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  246. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  247. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  248. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  249. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  250. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  251. 10:00 AM Punch-Drunk Love
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  252. 12:00 PM The Karate Kid
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  253. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Madame and Her Special Friend"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  254. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Something Salted and Twisted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  260. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  263. Wednesday Night
  264. 8:00 PM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  265. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  266. Thursday, August 4
  267. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  268. 2:17 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  269. 3:34 AM Tyrant "Prayer for Our Daughters"
    • TV-MA
  270. 4:50 AM Tyrant "Rock and a Hard Place"
    • TV-MA
  271. 6:07 AM The Strain "Fallen Light"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  272. 7:07 AM The Strain "Night Train"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  273. 8:07 AM Paid Programming
  274. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  276. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  277. 10:00 AM Gravity
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  278. 12:00 PM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  279. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That Special Tug"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Humiliation Is a Visual Medium"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  282. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 4:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Cheating Patient"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  284. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hit and Run"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  285. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  287. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  288. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  289. 7:30 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  290. Thursday Night
  291. 10:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  292. Friday, August 5
  293. 1:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA
  294. 1:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA
  295. 2:00 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  296. 2:30 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  297. 4:30 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA
  298. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  300. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  303. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  304. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  305. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  306. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  307. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  308. 10:00 AM Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  309. 12:30 PM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  310. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  311. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  313. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  315. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  316. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  317. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  318. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Virgin"
    • TV-14  (D)
  319. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Kills His Ex's Sex Life"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  320. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  321. Friday Night
  322. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  323. 8:30 PM 21 Jump Street
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  324. 11:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  325. Saturday, August 6
  326. 2:00 AM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  327. 4:30 AM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  328. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  329. 7:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  331. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  332. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  333. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  334. 10:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  335. 10:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 11:00 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  337. 11:30 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 12:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  339. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 1:00 PM Safe House
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  341. 3:30 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  342. 6:00 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  343. Saturday Night
  344. 9:00 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  345. Sunday, August 7
  346. 12:00 AM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  347. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  348. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  349. 3:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  350. 4:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  351. 4:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Prison Riot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  352. 5:00 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Do It for Money"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 5:30 AM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 6:00 AM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 6:30 AM Baskets "Uncle Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  356. 7:00 AM Baskets "DJ Twins"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  357. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and the Sting"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  359. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  360. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  361. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  362. 10:00 AM Ellen "Womyn Fest"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  363. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Touched"
    • TV-14  (V)
  364. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  365. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  367. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  368. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  369. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  370. 2:30 PM The Amazing Spider-Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. 5:30 PM The Wolverine
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  372. Sunday Night
  373. 8:30 PM Thor: The Dark World
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  374. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13