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  1. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "Weekend at Peggy's"
    • TV-14  (D)
  2. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Dips & Salsa"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  5. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  6. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  7. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  9. 2:00 PM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  10. 4:00 PM Furious 7
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  11. 7:00 PM Kingsman: The Secret Service
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  12. Last Night
  13. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  14. Today
  15. 1:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  16. 2:01 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  17. 3:02 AM Snowfall "Cracking"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  18. 4:03 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  19. 5:04 AM Mike & Molly "Mind Over Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  20. 5:34 AM Mike & Molly "Open Mike Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  21. 6:04 AM Money Maker
  22. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  23. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  24. 7:30 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  25. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  26. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  27. 9:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  28. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  29. 10:00 AM Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  30. 12:00 PM Noah
    • TV-14  (V,S)
    • PG-13
  31. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  32. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  33. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  34. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  37. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  38. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Rich Man, Poor Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  40. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Three Girls and an Urn"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  41. Tonight
  42. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  43. 11:00 PM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  44. Tomorrow
  45. 1:00 AM The Hangover Part III
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  46. 3:00 AM Ted
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 5:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  48. 6:00 AM WORX GT - 3 Tools in 1!
  49. 6:30 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  50. 7:00 AM Power Wash with Worx!
  51. 7:30 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  52. 8:00 AM 5 Makeup Tips 4 You
  53. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  54. 9:00 AM Shark Rocket Complete with DuoClean Technology - For Floors & Carpets
  55. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  56. 10:00 AM Ted
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  57. 12:30 PM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  58. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Whipped Unto the Third Generation"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  59. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mmm, Fish. Yum"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  61. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  62. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  63. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  64. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  65. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  66. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. Tomorrow Night
  70. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. Wednesday, August 23
  74. 2:00 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  75. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  76. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  77. 6:00 AM DermaWand- Look years younger!
  78. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  79. 7:00 AM 1 Minute Miracle Makeup
  80. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  81. 8:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  82. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  83. 9:00 AM Tai Cheng Master Dick Van Dyke
  84. 9:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  85. 10:00 AM A Good Day to Die Hard
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  86. 12:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  87. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  88. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "For the Sake of the Child"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  89. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  91. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Twelve Horny Women"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lobster Crawl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  95. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  96. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  97. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. Wednesday Night
  99. 8:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  100. 10:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. Thursday, August 24
  102. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  103. 2:02 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  104. 3:04 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  105. 4:05 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  106. 5:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 5"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  107. 6:07 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 6"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  108. 7:07 AM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  109. 7:37 AM FXM Presents
  110. 8:00 AM Amazing Abs
  111. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  112. 9:00 AM Free Copper Pan!
  113. 10:00 AM Rocky Balboa
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  114. 12:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  115. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Give Me Your Thumb"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  116. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Untainted by Filth"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  117. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Over-Correction"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  118. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  119. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Final Page"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Band or DJ"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  121. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ring Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  122. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  123. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  124. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. Thursday Night
  127. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  128. 8:30 PM Taken 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  130. Friday, August 25
  131. 1:00 AM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  132. 3:00 AM The Strain "Tainted Love"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  133. 4:01 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  134. 5:01 AM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  135. 5:31 AM Mike & Molly "The Book of Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  136. 6:01 AM Paid Programming
  137. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  138. 7:00 AM Spiralize, Shred, Slice, and Blend with Veggie Bullet!
  139. 7:30 AM Free Copper Pan!
  140. 8:30 AM Amazing Abs
  141. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  142. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 10:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • NR
  144. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  145. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle."
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  146. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  147. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "P.S. I Love You"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  148. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  149. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Ashtray"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  150. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Weekend at Barney's"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  151. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "To Have and Withhold"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "'Tis the Season to Be Molly"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Gone Cheatin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  154. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Molly's Neverending Story"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  155. Friday Night
  156. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Why They Call It Ball Room"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  157. 8:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Warning, It's Dirty"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 9:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  159. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. Saturday, August 26
  161. 1:30 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  162. 4:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  163. 6:00 AM Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • NR
  164. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  165. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  168. 10:00 AM Rio
    • TV-G
    • G
  169. 12:00 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  170. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Crude and Uncalled For"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  171. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Aye, Aye, Captain"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  172. 3:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  173. 5:00 PM Wild Hogs
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  174. 7:00 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  175. Saturday Night
  176. 9:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  177. Sunday, August 27
  178. 12:00 AM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  179. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  180. 3:32 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  181. 4:02 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  182. 4:34 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  183. 5:04 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  184. 5:34 AM Better Things "Future Fever"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  185. 6:04 AM Better Things "Alarms"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  186. 6:36 AM Louie "Untitled"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  187. 7:06 AM Louie "Sleepover"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  188. 7:36 AM FXM Presents
  189. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  190. 8:30 AM Back Pain Solved
  191. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  192. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 10:00 AM Ellen "Three Strikes"
    • TV-PG
  194. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "The Last Temptation of Mike"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  195. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "Support Your Local Samuel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  196. 11:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Check"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  197. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Fortress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Time Travelers"
    • TV-14  (L)
  200. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Romeward Bound"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  201. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bro Mitzvah"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  202. 2:30 PM The Other Woman
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  203. 5:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  204. 7:30 PM The Proposal
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  205. Sunday Night
  206. 10:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  207. Monday, August 28
  208. 1:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  209. 2:04 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  210. 3:08 AM Snowfall "Baby Teeth"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  211. 4:10 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  212. 5:14 AM Mike & Molly "Hack to the Future"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  213. 5:44 AM FXM Presents
  214. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  215. 6:30 AM Balding Solutions
  216. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  217. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  218. 8:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  219. 8:30 AM Unlimited Wardrobe: A Smarter way to dress!
  220. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  221. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  222. 10:00 AM About Last Night
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
    • R
  223. 12:00 PM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  224. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Old"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  225. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something New"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  226. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Locket"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  227. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Coming Back"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  228. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Time in New York"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  229. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broken Code"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  230. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Poker Game"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  231. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  232. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  233. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  234. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  235. Monday Night
  236. 8:00 PM Iron Man 3
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  237. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  238. Tuesday, August 29
  239. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  240. 3:00 AM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  241. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  242. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  243. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  244. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  245. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  246. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  247. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  248. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  249. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  250. 10:00 AM When the Game Stands Tall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG
  251. 12:30 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  252. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Tinkle Like a Princess"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  253. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Found Your Mustache"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  254. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Knight Vision"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  255. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Questions Asked"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  256. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Lighthouse"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  257. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Platonish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  258. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  259. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  260. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  261. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  262. Tuesday Night
  263. 8:00 PM Underworld: Awakening
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  264. 10:00 PM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  265. Wednesday, August 30
  266. 2:00 AM The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  267. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  268. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  269. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  270. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  271. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  272. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  273. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  274. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  275. 10:00 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  276. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  277. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ixnay on the Oggie Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  278. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  279. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mom and Dad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  280. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bedtime Stories"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  281. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rehearsal Dinner"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  282. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bass Player Wanted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  283. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  284. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  285. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  286. 7:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  287. Wednesday Night
  288. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  289. Thursday, August 31
  290. 1:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  291. 2:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  292. 3:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  293. 4:00 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  294. 5:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 9"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  295. 6:00 AM American Horror Story: Roanoke "Chapter 10"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  296. 7:00 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  297. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  298. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  299. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  300. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  301. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  302. 10:00 AM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  303. 12:30 PM Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  304. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "I Called Him Magoo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  305. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Gumby With a Pokey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving No. 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  307. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Unpause"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  308. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Your Mother Met Me"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  309. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  311. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  312. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  313. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  314. 7:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. Thursday Night
  316. 11:00 PM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  317. Friday, September 1
  318. 2:00 AM Star Trek Into Darkness
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  319. 5:00 AM The Strain "Ouroboros"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  320. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  321. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  322. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  323. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  324. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  325. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  326. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  327. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  328. 10:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  329. 12:00 PM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  330. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "This Is Not Gonna End Well"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  331. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  332. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sunrise"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rally"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  334. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Vesuvius"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Daisy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  336. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Gary Blauman"
    • TV-14  (D)
  337. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  338. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  339. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  340. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  341. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  342. Friday Night
  343. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pudding-Filled Cactus"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  344. 8:30 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  345. 11:00 PM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  346. Saturday, September 2
  347. 2:30 AM Captain Phillips
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  348. 6:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  349. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  352. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  353. 10:00 AM Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  354. 12:00 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  355. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  356. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  357. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Twanging Your Magic Clanger"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Crazy Bitch Gazette"
    • TV-14  (L,S)
  360. 3:00 PM Lone Survivor
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  361. 5:30 PM Hall Pass
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  362. Saturday Night
  363. 8:00 PM Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  364. 10:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  365. Sunday, September 3
  366. 12:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 2:30 AM Snowfall "Story of a Scar"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  368. 3:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  369. 4:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  370. 4:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  371. 5:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  372. 5:30 AM Better Things "Duke's Chorus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  373. 6:00 AM Better Things "Scary Fun"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  374. 6:30 AM Louie "The Road: Part 1"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  375. 7:00 AM Louie "The Road: Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  376. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  377. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  378. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  379. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  380. 9:30 AM Paid Programming