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  1. 6:08 AM Neighbors
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • R
  2. 8:08 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  3. 8:30 AM BISSELL Pet Hair Eraser! New!
  4. 9:00 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  5. 9:30 AM Pressure Cooker
  6. 10:00 AM The Book of Life
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  7. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Drumroll Please"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  8. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Zip, Zip, Zip"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  9. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  10. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  11. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  12. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  13. 3:00 PM Neighbors
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  14. 5:00 PM Ride Along
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  15. 7:00 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  16. Last Night
  17. 10:00 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  18. Today
  19. 12:00 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  20. 2:30 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  21. 3:38 AM Baskets "Circus"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  22. 4:11 AM Mike & Molly "Checkpoint Joyce"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  23. 4:41 AM Mike & Molly "Immaculate Deception"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  24. 5:11 AM Mike & Molly "The World According to Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  25. 5:41 AM Mike & Molly "Buy the Book"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  26. 6:11 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "And She Was"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  27. 6:41 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Rock This B.... Till the Wheels Fall Off"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  28. 7:12 AM Louie "Dad"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  29. 7:42 AM FXM Presents
  30. 8:00 AM Hall & Oates, Chicago, Foreigner
  31. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  32. 9:00 AM Business On The Go
  33. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  34. 10:00 AM Monte Carlo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  35. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Game Night"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  36. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Cupcake"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 1:30 PM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  38. 3:30 PM The Heat
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  39. 6:30 PM Let's Be Cops
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:30 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  42. 11:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  43. Tomorrow
  44. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  45. 2:08 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  46. 3:16 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  47. 4:24 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  48. 5:32 AM Mike & Molly "Whatever Happened to Baby Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 6:02 AM FXM Presents
  50. 6:06 AM Paid Programming
  51. 6:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  52. 7:00 AM New! Get Cindy Crawford's anti-aging discovery
  53. 7:30 AM Facelift in Minutes at Home
  54. 8:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  55. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  56. 9:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  57. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  58. 10:00 AM The Sitter
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  59. 12:00 PM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  60. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Life Among the Gorillas"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  61. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nothing Good Happens After 2AM"
    • TV-14  (D)
  62. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mary the Paralegal"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Best Prom Ever"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Milk"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  65. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Come On"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Where Were We?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  67. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Scorpion and the Toad"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  69. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Pie Fight"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  71. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cocktails and Calamine"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  72. Tomorrow Night
  73. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mudlick or Bust"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  74. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "No Kay Morale"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  75. 9:00 PM Lucy
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  76. 11:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  77. Tuesday, March 28
  78. 2:00 AM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  79. 5:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  80. 6:08 AM Paid Programming
  81. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  82. 7:00 AM LifeLock Protection
  83. 7:30 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  84. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  85. 8:30 AM No more wrinkles! Say ByeBye now and look younger!
  86. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  87. 9:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Cooktop
  88. 10:00 AM Gulliver's Travels
    • TV-PG  (D,L,V)
    • PG
  89. 12:00 PM The Equalizer
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  90. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  91. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Brunch"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  93. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ted Mosby, Architect"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  94. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mother From Another Mudlick"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  95. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  97. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 7:00 PM Jack Reacher
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  99. Tuesday Night
  100. 10:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  101. Wednesday, March 29
  102. 1:00 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  103. 2:03 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  104. 3:05 AM Legion "Chapter 7"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  105. 4:07 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  106. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Fight to the Finish"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  107. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  108. 6:00 AM Midnight Special
  109. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  110. 7:00 AM Save time and take the work out of cleaning with Turbo Scrub!
  111. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  112. 8:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  113. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  114. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  115. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  116. 10:00 AM Cold Creek Manor
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  117. 12:30 PM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  118. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  119. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "World's Greatest Couple"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  121. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Aldrin Justice"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  122. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Swarley"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  123. 5:00 PM Mike & Molly "Near Death Do Us Part"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Bitter Man and the Sea"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  126. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  127. 7:00 PM The Avengers
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  128. Wednesday Night
  129. 10:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  130. Thursday, March 30
  131. 1:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  132. 2:10 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  133. 3:20 AM The Americans "What's the Matter With Kansas?"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 4:22 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  135. 5:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 6:41 AM The Americans "Chloramphenicol"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  137. 7:41 AM FXM Presents
  138. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  139. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  140. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  141. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  142. 10:00 AM Evil Dead
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  143. 12:00 PM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  144. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  145. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  146. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Atlantic City"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  147. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slap Bet"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  148. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Single Stamina"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  149. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How Lily Stole Christmas"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  150. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "First Time in New York"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  151. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  152. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  153. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Cops on the Rocks"
    • TV-14  (L)
  154. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "One Small Step for Mike"
    • TV-14  (L)
  155. Thursday Night
  156. 8:00 PM X-Men: Days of Future Past
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  157. 11:00 PM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  158. Friday, March 31
  159. 1:30 AM The Maze Runner
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  160. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  161. 5:08 AM Fargo "Waiting For Dutch"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  162. 6:12 AM Paid Programming
  163. 6:30 AM Spring Into Warmer Temperatures With The NuWave Oven
  164. 7:00 AM FREE UPGRADE to the NutriBullet Pro Whole Food Nutrition Extractor!
  165. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  166. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  167. 8:30 AM LifeLock Protection
  168. 9:00 AM PiYo Workout!
  169. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  170. 10:00 AM Hellboy
    • TV-14  (V)
    • NR
  171. 12:30 PM District 9
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  172. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  173. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  174. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Columns"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  175. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Monday Night Football"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  176. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Lucky Penny"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  177. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Stuff"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  178. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  179. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peg o' My Heart Attack"
    • TV-14  (D)
  181. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Super Cop"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  182. Friday Night
  183. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Joyce's Will Be Done"
    • TV-14  (L)
  184. 8:30 PM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  185. 11:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  186. Saturday, April 1
  187. 2:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour One: Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  188. 3:00 AM Shots Fired "Hour Two: Betrayal of Trust"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  189. 4:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  190. 5:08 AM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  191. 8:08 AM Paid Programming
  192. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  193. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  194. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  195. 10:00 AM 2 Guns
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • R
  196. 12:30 PM Mike & Molly "The Good Wife"
    • TV-14  (D)
  197. 1:00 PM Mike & Molly "Weekend With Birdie"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  198. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  199. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  200. 2:30 PM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  201. 6:00 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  202. Saturday Night
  203. 9:30 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  204. Sunday, April 2
  205. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Pilot"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  206. 2:13 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "The Other Woman"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  207. 3:23 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "Mommie Dearest"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  208. 4:33 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  209. 5:42 AM Fargo "Before the Law"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  210. 7:13 AM Louie "Looking for Liz; Lilly Changes"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  211. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  212. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  213. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  214. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  215. 10:00 AM 2012
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  216. 1:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Arrivederci, Fiero"
    • TV-PG  (L)
  217. 2:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Moving Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  218. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bachelor Party"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  219. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Showdown"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  220. 3:30 PM Transformers: Dark of the Moon
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  221. 7:00 PM Transformers: Age of Extinction
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  222. Sunday Night
  223. 10:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  224. Monday, April 3
  225. 1:00 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  226. 2:04 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  227. 3:07 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "More, or Less"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  228. 4:14 AM Feud: Bette and Joan "And the Winner Is ... (The Oscars of 1963)"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  229. 5:17 AM Sex&Drugs&Rock&Roll "Tramps Like Us"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  230. 5:48 AM FXM Presents
  231. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  232. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  233. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  234. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  235. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  236. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  237. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  238. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  239. 10:00 AM Mona Lisa Smile
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  240. 12:30 PM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  241. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Borrowed"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  242. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Something Blue"
    • TV-PG  (D,L,S)
  243. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Wait for It"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  244. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "We're Not From Here"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  245. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Third Wheel"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  246. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Little Boys"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  247. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  248. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  249. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Baby, Please Don't Go"
    • TV-14
  250. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Baby Bump"
    • TV-14
  251. Monday Night
  252. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  253. 8:30 PM Guardians of the Galaxy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  254. 11:00 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  255. Tuesday, April 4
  256. 2:00 AM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  257. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Myth of Sisyphus"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  258. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  261. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  262. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  263. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  264. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  265. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  266. 10:00 AM Labor Day
    • TV-14  (D,V,S)
    • PG-13
  267. 12:30 PM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  268. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  269. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Smooth as a Ken Doll"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  270. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "How I Met Everyone Else"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  271. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "I'm Not That Guy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Dowisetrepla"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  273. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Spoiler Alert"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  274. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  275. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  276. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "The Adoption Option"
    • TV-14
  277. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Curse of the Bambino"
    • TV-14
  278. Tuesday Night
  279. 8:00 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  280. 10:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  281. Wednesday, April 5
  282. 1:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  283. 2:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  284. 3:00 AM Legion "Chapter 8"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  285. 4:00 AM The Americans "Lotus 1-2-3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  286. 5:00 AM Louie "Late Show"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  287. 5:30 AM FXM Presents
  288. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  289. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  290. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  291. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  292. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  293. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  294. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  295. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  296. 10:00 AM Life of Pi
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  297. 12:30 PM Total Recall
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  298. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  299. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  300. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Slapsgiving"
    • TV-PG  (L,V,S)
  301. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Yips"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Platinum Rule"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  303. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Tomorrow"
    • TV-PG  (D,V)
  304. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  305. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  306. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "I See Love"
    • TV-14
  307. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  308. Wednesday Night
  309. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  310. 8:30 PM Captain America: The First Avenger
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  311. 11:00 PM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  312. Thursday, April 6
  313. 1:30 AM A Walk Among the Tombstones
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  314. 4:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  315. 6:00 AM The Americans "Clark's Place"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  316. 7:00 AM The Americans "The Rat"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  317. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  318. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  319. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  320. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  321. 10:00 AM No Good Deed
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  322. 12:00 PM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  323. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag"
    • TV-14  (L)
  324. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ten Sessions"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  326. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Bracket"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  327. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Chain of Screaming"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Sandcastles in the Sand"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  329. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  331. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  332. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  333. Thursday Night
  334. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  335. 8:30 PM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  336. 11:00 PM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  337. Friday, April 7
  338. 1:00 AM Despicable Me 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  339. 3:00 AM The Five-Year Engagement
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  340. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  341. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  342. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  343. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  344. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  345. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  346. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  347. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  348. 10:00 AM We Bought a Zoo
    • TV-PG  (L)
    • PG
  349. 12:30 PM Rio 2
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • G
  350. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Prostitutes and Gelato"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  351. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  352. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Goat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  353. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Rebound Bro"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  354. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Everything Must Go"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  355. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Miracles"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  356. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  358. 6:30 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  359. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Media Room Slash Dungeon"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  360. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  361. Friday Night
  362. 8:00 PM This Is 40
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  363. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  364. Saturday, April 8
  365. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  366. 3:00 AM Parental Guidance
    • TV-PG
    • PG
  367. 5:00 AM This Means War
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • PG-13