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  1. 10:00 AM Mike & Molly "The Dice Lady Cometh"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  2. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  3. 11:00 AM How I Met Your Mother "Blitzgiving"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  4. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "The Mermaid Theory"
    • TV-14  (D)
  5. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "False Positive"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  6. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Bad News"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  7. 1:00 PM Battle: Los Angeles
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  8. 3:30 PM Real Steel
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  9. 7:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  10. Last Night
  11. 10:00 PM Battleship
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  12. Today
  13. 1:00 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  14. 2:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  15. 3:05 AM The Strain "The Born"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  16. 4:06 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  17. 5:08 AM Mike & Molly "McMillan and Mom"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  18. 5:38 AM FXM Presents
  19. 6:00 AM Blade Dynasty
  20. 6:30 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  21. 7:00 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  22. 7:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  23. 8:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  24. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  25. 9:00 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  26. 9:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  27. 10:00 AM Glee the Concert Movie
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
    • PG
  28. 12:00 PM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  29. 2:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Last Words"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  30. 3:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Oh Honey"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  31. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day"
    • TV-14  (D)
  32. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Garbage Island"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  33. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "A Change of Heart"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  34. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Legendaddy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  35. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Exploding Meatball Sub"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  36. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Deception Therapy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  37. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Dates a Teacher"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  38. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  39. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  40. Tonight
  41. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Manifold Destiny"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  42. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Who's Afraid of J.C. Small?"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  43. 9:00 PM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  44. 11:00 PM This Is the End
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  45. Tomorrow
  46. 1:00 AM This Is the End
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
    • R
  47. 3:00 AM Horrible Bosses
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  48. 5:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Is an Expert Witness"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  49. 6:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  50. 6:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  51. 7:00 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  52. 7:30 AM Long Live YOU with the world's 1st Nutrition Extractor, NutriBullet RX
  53. 8:00 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  54. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  55. 9:00 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  56. 9:30 AM New Create a Clean Zone
  57. 10:00 AM Footloose
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  58. 12:30 PM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  59. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "My Tongue Is Meat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  60. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Ergo, the Booty Call"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  61. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Hopeless"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  62. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Perfect Cocktail"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  63. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Landmarks"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  64. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Challenge Accepted"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  65. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Best Man"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  66. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  67. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  68. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Sex, Lies and Helicopters"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  69. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "This Old Peggy"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  70. Tomorrow Night
  71. 8:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  72. 11:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  73. Wednesday, September 2
  74. 1:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • FINALE
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  75. 2:11 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  76. 3:22 AM Tyrant "Desert Storm"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  77. 4:22 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  78. 5:32 AM Anger Management "Charlie & Catholicism"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  79. 6:02 AM Clean up this Summer with Shark Powered Lift Away. 3 Vacuums in one!
  80. 6:30 AM Try Total Gym for $14.95
  81. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  82. 7:30 AM Nutri Ninja Blender Duo- Healthier Living Made Easy-2 Machines in One!
  83. 8:00 AM Natural Back Pain Relief in Just Minutes a Day!
  84. 8:30 AM Supermodel Skin
  85. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  86. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  87. 10:00 AM Jack and Jill
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  88. 12:00 PM The Bourne Legacy
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  89. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  90. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Spit-Covered Cobbler"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  91. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Naked Truth"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  92. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  93. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stinson Missile Crisis"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  94. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Field Trip"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  95. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  96. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  97. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Eight Is Enough"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  98. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Pilot"
    • TV-PG  (D,L)
  99. Wednesday Night
  100. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "First Date"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  101. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "First Kiss"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  102. 9:00 PM Taken 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  103. 11:00 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  104. Thursday, September 3
  105. 1:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  106. 3:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  107. 5:30 AM Rescue Me "Sparks"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  108. 6:30 AM Rescue Me "Chlamydia"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  109. 7:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  110. 8:00 AM New! Nutri Ninja Auto-iQ Pro Complete w/ Smooth Boost Technology
  111. 8:30 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  112. 9:00 AM Six Star Knife Set
  113. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  114. 10:00 AM Contraband
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • R
  115. 12:30 PM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  116. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  117. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  118. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Mystery vs. History"
    • TV-14  (D)
  119. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Noretta"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  120. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Slutty Pumpkin Returns"
    • TV-14  (D)
  121. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  122. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Lacey Piss Off the Neighborhood"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  123. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  124. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  125. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike's Not Ready"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  126. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Carl Is Jealous"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  127. Thursday Night
  128. 8:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  129. 10:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  130. Friday, September 4
  131. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  132. 1:33 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  133. 2:03 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  134. 2:36 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  135. 3:06 AM Married "The Cruise"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  136. 3:36 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Supercalifragilisticjuliefriggingandrews"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  137. 4:07 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  138. 4:40 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  139. 5:10 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Apartment"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  140. 5:40 AM FXM Presents
  141. 6:00 AM Keith Urban The Player Series Guitar & Lessons: 30 Songs in 30 Days
  142. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  143. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  144. 7:30 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  145. 8:00 AM Sexy in 3 Weeks!
  146. 8:30 AM Shark Rocket Deluxe Pro - The Next Generation Shark Rocket
  147. 9:00 AM Bosley Hair Restoration
  148. 9:30 AM WEN by Chaz Dean Revolutionary Hair Care System
  149. 10:00 AM Extract
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  150. 12:00 PM Green Lantern
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  151. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "And the Plot Moistens"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  152. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Just Once With Aunt Sophie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  153. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Disaster Averted"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  154. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Tick Tick Tick"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  155. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Rebound Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  156. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Symphony of Illumination"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  157. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "After the Lovin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  158. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Mike Snores"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  159. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Horse Around"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  160. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie's Patients Hook Up"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  161. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Arguments for the Quickie"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  162. Friday Night
  163. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  164. 8:30 PM Iron Man 2
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  165. 11:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  166. Saturday, September 5
  167. 3:00 AM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  168. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Zombies"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  169. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  170. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  171. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  172. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  173. 10:00 AM Ellen "Go Girlz"
    • TV-PG  (D)
  174. 10:30 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Wild at Heart"
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
  175. 11:30 AM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate's Dirty Pictures"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  176. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie Lets Kate Take Charge"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  177. 12:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  178. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  179. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  180. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  181. 2:30 PM Death at a Funeral
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  182. 4:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  183. 6:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  184. Saturday Night
  185. 9:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  186. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  187. Sunday, September 6
  188. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  189. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's New Boots"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  190. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Gets a Hat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  191. 4:00 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  192. 4:30 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  193. 5:02 AM Two and a Half Men "Working for Caligula"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  194. 5:32 AM Two and a Half Men "Who's Vod Kanockers?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  195. 6:01 AM Louie "Pamela Part 2"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  196. 6:31 AM Louie "Pamela Part 3"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  197. 7:03 AM Two and a Half Men "The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  198. 7:32 AM Two and a Half Men "A Pot-Smoking Monkey"
    • TV-14  (L)
  199. 8:02 AM Paid Programming
  200. 8:30 AM Never Fear Power Outages
  201. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  202. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  203. 10:00 AM Ellen "When the Vow Breaks"
    • TV-PG  (V)
  204. 10:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Gets a Girl"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  205. 11:00 AM Mike & Molly "First Christmas"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  206. 11:30 AM How I Met Your Mother "Tailgate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  207. 12:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "46 Minutes"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  208. 12:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Burning Beekeeper"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  209. 1:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Drunk Train"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  210. 1:30 PM The Watch
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  211. 3:30 PM Here Comes the Boom
    • TV-PG  (L,V)
    • PG
  212. 6:00 PM Grown Ups
    • TV-14  (D,L)
    • PG-13
  213. Sunday Night
  214. 8:00 PM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  215. 10:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  216. Monday, September 7
  217. 1:00 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  218. 2:02 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  219. 3:03 AM The Strain "Intruders"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  220. 4:04 AM The Strain "The Battle For Red Hook"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  221. 5:05 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Goes to the Opera"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  222. 5:35 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Makes Soup"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  223. 6:05 AM Paid Programming
  224. 6:30 AM More Sex, Less Stress
  225. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  226. 7:30 AM Fighting Cancer: Real Stories of Healing and Hope
  227. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  228. 8:30 AM Body Beast
  229. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  230. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  231. 10:00 AM Zombieland
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • R
  232. 12:00 PM Oblivion
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  233. 3:00 PM Empire "Pilot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  234. 4:00 PM Empire "The Outspoken King"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  235. 5:00 PM Empire "The Devil Quotes Scripture"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  236. 6:00 PM Empire "False Imposition"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  237. 7:00 PM Empire "Dangerous Bonds"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  238. Monday Night
  239. 8:00 PM Empire "Out, Damned Spot"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  240. 9:00 PM Empire "Our Dancing Days"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  241. 10:00 PM Empire "The Lyon's Roar"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  242. 11:00 PM Empire "Unto the Breach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  243. Tuesday, September 8
  244. 12:00 AM Empire "Sins of the Father"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  245. 1:00 AM Empire "Die But Once"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  246. 2:00 AM Empire "Who I Am"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
  247. 3:00 AM Tyrant "Pax Abuddin"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  248. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Jim Won't Eat"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  249. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "First Valentine's Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  250. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Joyce & Vince and Peaches & Herb"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  251. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "Mike's Feet"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  252. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  253. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  254. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  255. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  256. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  257. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  258. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  259. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  260. 10:00 AM Broken City
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  261. 12:30 PM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  262. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  263. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Apologies for the Frivolity"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  264. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "No Pressure"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  265. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Karma"
    • TV-14  (D,S)
  266. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Broath"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  267. 5:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Break-Up Coach"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  268. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie, Kate and Jen Get Romantic"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  269. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  270. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  271. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy Shaves Her Legs"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  272. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Opening Day"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  273. Tuesday Night
  274. 8:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  275. 11:00 PM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  276. Wednesday, September 9
  277. 2:00 AM White House Down
    • TV-14  (L,V,S)
    • PG-13
  278. 5:00 AM Rescue Me "Satisfaction"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  279. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  280. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  281. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  282. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  283. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  284. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  285. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  286. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  287. 10:00 AM Salt
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  288. 12:00 PM Mission: Impossible -- Ghost Protocol
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  289. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  290. 3:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Release the Dogs"
    • TV-14  (L)
  291. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Trilogy Time"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  292. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Now We're Even"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  293. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Good Crazy"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  294. 5:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part One"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  295. 6:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  296. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  297. 7:00 PM Mike & Molly "Samuel Gets Fired"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  298. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Cigar Talk"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  299. Wednesday Night
  300. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria's Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  301. 8:30 PM Mike & Molly "Peggy's New Beau"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  302. 9:00 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  303. 11:00 PM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  304. Thursday, September 10
  305. 1:00 AM The Croods
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  306. 3:00 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  307. 5:00 AM Fargo "The Crocodile's Dilemma"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  308. 6:30 AM Fargo "The Rooster Prince"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  309. 7:30 AM FXM Presents
  310. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  311. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  312. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  313. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  314. 10:00 AM Ellen "The Tape"
    • TV-PG  (D,S)
  315. 10:30 AM The Mask
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  316. 12:30 PM How to Train Your Dragon
    • TV-PG  (V)
    • PG
  317. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour"
    • TV-14  (L)
  318. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Kissing Abraham Lincoln"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  319. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Magician's Code Part Two"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  320. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Farhampton"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  321. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Pre-Nup"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  322. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "Nannies"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  323. 5:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie Breaks up With Kate"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  324. 6:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and Kate Start a Sex Study"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  325. 6:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  326. 7:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  327. 7:30 PM Mike & Molly "Goin' Fishin'"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  328. Thursday Night
  329. 8:00 PM Mike & Molly "Dennis' Birthday"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  330. 8:30 PM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  331. 10:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  332. Friday, September 11
  333. 1:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  334. 1:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • NEW
    • TV-MA  (L)
  335. 2:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  336. 2:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  337. 3:00 AM Married "Mother's Day"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  338. 3:30 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Hard Out Here For a Pimp"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  339. 4:00 AM Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll "Take My Picture by the Pool"
    • TV-MA  (L,S)
  340. 4:30 AM Married "Guardians"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  341. 5:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike in the House"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  342. 5:30 AM Mike & Molly "'57 Chevy Bel Air"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  343. 6:00 AM Paid Programming
  344. 6:30 AM Paid Programming
  345. 7:00 AM Paid Programming
  346. 7:30 AM Paid Programming
  347. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  348. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  349. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  350. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  351. 10:00 AM After Earth
    • TV-14  (V)
    • PG-13
  352. 12:00 PM Jumping the Broom
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  353. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Walnuts and Demerol"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  354. 3:00 PM Two and a Half Men "Castrating Sheep in Montana"
    • TV-14  (D)
  355. 3:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Who Wants to Be a Godparent?"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  356. 4:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Autumn of Breakups"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  357. 4:30 PM How I Met Your Mother "Splitsville"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  358. 5:00 PM How I Met Your Mother "The Stamp Tramp"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  359. 5:30 PM Mike & Molly "Victoria Runs Away"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  360. 6:00 PM Mike & Molly "Happy Halloween"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  361. 6:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Friend With Benefits"
    • TV-14  (D,L,S)
  362. 7:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Airport Sext"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  363. 7:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Don't Worry, Speed Racer"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  364. Friday Night
  365. 8:00 PM Two and a Half Men "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  366. 8:30 PM Men in Black 3
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  367. 11:00 PM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  368. Saturday, September 12
  369. 1:00 AM Grown Ups 2
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  370. 3:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  371. 5:00 AM The Benchwarmers
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  372. 7:00 AM Rescue Me "Karate"
    • TV-MA  (L,V,S)
  373. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  374. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  375. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  376. 9:30 AM Paid Programming
  377. 10:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "The Initiative"
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
  378. 11:00 AM Buffy the Vampire Slayer "Pangs"
    • TV-14  (D,V)
  379. 12:00 PM Anger Management "Charlie and His New Therapist"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  380. 12:30 PM Anger Management "Charlie and the Hot Nerd"
    • TV-14  (L)
  381. 1:00 PM Two and a Half Men "My Damn Stalker"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  382. 1:30 PM Two and a Half Men "Young People Have Phlegm Too"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  383. 2:00 PM Two and a Half Men "I Merely Slept With a Commie"
    • TV-14  (L)
  384. 2:30 PM Two and a Half Men "It Never Rains in Hooterville"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  385. 3:00 PM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
    • NEW
  386. 4:00 PM Flight
    • TV-14  (D,L,V,S)
    • R
  387. 7:00 PM Avatar
    • TV-14  (L,V)
    • PG-13
  388. Saturday Night
  389. 11:00 PM Pacific Rim
    • TV-14  (D,L,V)
    • PG-13
  390. Sunday, September 13
  391. 2:00 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Meets a Lady"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  392. 2:30 AM Mike & Molly "Peggy Gets a Job"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  393. 3:00 AM Mike & Molly "Mike Cheats"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  394. 3:30 AM Mike & Molly "Molly Needs a Number"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  395. 4:00 AM Mike & Molly "Christmas Break"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  396. 4:30 AM Mike & Molly "Carl Has Issues"
    • TV-14  (D,L)
  397. 5:00 AM 19th Annual Prism Showcase
  398. 6:00 AM Archer "The Holdout"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  399. 6:30 AM Archer "Three to Tango"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  400. 7:00 AM Archer "The Archer Sanction"
    • TV-MA  (L)
  401. 7:30 AM Archer "Edie's Wedding"
    • TV-MA  (L,V)
  402. 8:00 AM Paid Programming
  403. 8:30 AM Paid Programming
  404. 9:00 AM Paid Programming
  405. 9:30 AM Paid Programming